Agent Twiggy is one of the Department of Cool and Unusual Punishment's original agents. Her full name is Twig-Onto-And-Amiably-Discourage-Heretic-Plots Papaya,[1] which is delightfully Omnian[2] but, according to Agent Mara, too long for most to remember.[3] She was written by Boarder!Twiggy Papaya.
Twiggy works from Response Center #42.22/9 with her regular partner, Scorpia. She has also worked with Agent Brittany, though that mission is not recorded. Twiggy and Brittany are responsible for recruiting and naming Agent Ilraen-Aroline-Fothergill.
Namesake[]
Twiggy Papaya was a PPC Boarder. She is responsible for the Department of Cool and Unusual Punishment and its original agents, Twiggy, Scorpia, and Brittany.
Twiggy attended the Good Omens Official Fanfiction Summer School, putting her species down as 'hellhound/dog hybrid'. This led to her finding out exactly how difficult school can be when you lack opposable thumbs or human vocal cords. It also led to embarrassing diplomatic incidents, shall we say, with the mini-Hellhounds.
She also attended the Official Fanfiction University of Redwall, in the form of an osprey – once again suffering from a lack of dexterity. A bird's manipulative digits are also its feet, and it's hard to balance on one foot and even harder to hover over a desk.
In the Real World, Twiggy tried to audition for the role of Luna Lovegood.
Twiggy's missions can be found here. She also has a deviantART account.
Mission Reports[]
Home: Department of Cool and Unusual Punishment
Partnered with Scorpia[]
- "From My World to Yours" (Lord of the Rings)
- In which our heroes are introduced, slay a SpongeBob-loving LotR 'Sue and snag a poor unsuspecting recruit.
- "Oh No! Yette Anothere PPC Playscripte!" (The Lord of the Rings x Harry Potter)
- In which a damaged remote activator portals our heroes into a badfic, complete with Sue disguises.
- "It's My Life" (Harry Potter)
- In which a terrible Harry Potter songfic is put to death.
Other Appearances[]
- "The Sue-Smiting Ceremony"
- "Introducing Ilraen"
- In which Twiggy and Brittany deliver a recruit to FicPsych.
References[]
- ↑ "PPC Departments and Agents" § Department of Cool and Unusual Punishment, The PPC Handbook, compiled by NenyaQuende c. 2003–2004
- ↑ The original DCUP home page on Angelfire as of October 9, 2004, captured by the Wayback Machine on October 31, 2004
- ↑ "The Sue-Smiting Ceremony" by Araeph, August 3, 2004