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The Tomb of the Unknown PPC Agent has existed since the Reorganisation in 1999 HST; it occupies the former site of DIS Central, and consists of a large, dark room containing a Monolith on which are written, in ithildin, the names of all the DIS's victims. Between 1999 and 2006 the floor was covered by sculpted tombstones; these were later removed.

List of names

Only one name -- that of Imbolc Telyan -- is known for certain to be on the Tomb, as by 2006 it was the only one still able to be read. However, others can be assumed to be present:

There are, of course, many more; it's said that the names stretch so far that nobody can read or even see them all (described as "stretching from floor to ceiling without a break").

One of the final battles of the Crashing Down crisis occurred just outside of the Tomb, a decisive victory for the Agents which saw the near-decimation of the Cat forces. During the 2008 Mary Sue Invasion, the invading Sues attempted to make a Famous Last Stand in the Tomb, and painted it urple and wilver by some demonic means. The Agents were Not Amused. The subsequent Massacre at the Tomb of the Unknown PPC Agent has (quickly) become infamous throughout the PPC, particularly for the sheer volume of 'Sues killed by PPC Agents, and the fact that the Massacre culminated in a massive song-and-dance number choreographed and directed by Agent Luxury.

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