The Thistle, formerly head of the Department of Mary Sue Experiments and Research, is now a co-head and founder of the Department of Analytical Science. He would love to set up a Division of Advanced Floral Theory, but has been repeatedly forbidden by the Board of Department Heads.[1] He is usually found in the department labs, taking the credit for his subordinates' research in the manner of principle investigators throughout the multiverse.

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  1. DAS-JIVE vol. 1: To Think, They Called Us Mad by Huinesoron, Jul 10, 2017
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