- "'Really, why should we believe you,' the shrimp asked from the back seat."
- —The Shrimp: The Origin
The Shrimp is a sentient, talking shrimp (of species Heterocarpus ensifer) discovered by agents Lucius Sievert and Cadmar on a Zombieland mission. The narration is actually referring to Little Rock, but perhaps the Word World didn't like the insult? The Shrimp now lives in a terrarium in RC 43042 with Lucius and Drew Charles, but is available to be written by anyone.
- "Blinded By the Blight" (Zombieland, NSFW), Agents Lucius Sievert and Cadmar (DF)
- The Shrimp: The Rescue
- "The Party" (interlude), Agents Drew, Lucius and Cadmar