- 1 In Canon
- 2 In Badfic
- 3 Lord of the Rings and the PPC
- 4 Missions in this Continuum
The Lord of the Rings is a novel following the adventures of a hobbit named Frodo and his eight companions. Their quest was to help defeat the rising Dark Lord, Sauron. The novel was first published by the George Allen & Unwin Ltd. publishing service in 1954–55, in three-book form to make it easier on readers: The Fellowship of the Ring (29 July 1954), The Two Towers (11 November 1954), and The Return of the King (20 October 1955). In all truth there were actually six books, two in each of our three books. Their original names were planned by Tolkien, but unused until the boxed-set Millennium Edition, printed in 1999.
Main canon characters (and most known lust objects) include:
- The Fellowship
- Aragorn, son of Arathorn
- Boromir, son of Denethor
- Frodo Baggins
- Gandalf, a.k.a Mithrandir
- Gimli, son of Glóin
- Legolas Thranduilion
- Meriadoc Brandybuck
- Peregrin Took
- Samwise Gamgee
- Important and recognized characters
- Bilbo Baggins
- Gríma Wormtongue
Other Canon Sources
Besides The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, there are other books with facts about the world Tolkien created for these characters. They are:
After his death, Tolkien's third son Christopher Tolkien published other works based on Middle-earth and its history:
- The Book of Lost Tales, Part One
- The Book of Lost Tales, Part Two
- The Lays of Beleriand
- The Shaping of Middle-earth
- The Lost Road and Other Writings
- The Return of the Shadow
- The Treason of Isengard
- The War of the Ring
- Sauron Defeated
- Morgoth's Ring
- The War of the Jewels
- The Peoples of Middle-earth
- The Children of Húrin
In the history of Middle-earth, many of the objects fought over were shiny.
- See main article Tolkien Fandom on how LotR is treated in badfic.
Lord of the Rings and the PPC
LotR minis, the first minis ever, are mini-Balrogs. They are trained by Miss Cam at the Official Fanfiction University of Middle-earth. They may be adopted by agents at the Mini-Balrog Adoptions Agency, run now by Cassie Cameron-Young.
Agents Native to Middle-earth
Some PPC agents are native to Middle-earth. This often means they were created as a character for a LotR fanfic, but their author at some point decided they were better used as an agent protecting the canon than as a character possibly disrupting it. Many of these agents are Elves, often Noldorin.
- Boromir (recruited from a cyberpunk AU by Team Phoenix.)
- Canta Enquëo
- Dafydd Illian
- Dúros Black
- Eledhwen Elerossiel
- Halley (from a crossover with the Discworld)
- Heather Shane
- Ithalond and his wife, Mithiriel
- Jane Doe
- Justin Agent
- Kelvin Talathion
- Moridae Greenleaf
- Nendil Morifëa
- Rina and Galeya Telcontar
- Stephanie Fielding
- The DIS employed an orc at some point, but he was never named and his fate is currently unknown. It is very likely that he either left the DIS when the SO demanded their surrender, or was killed.
Note: Agent Rosie Cotton Bomull is not a native of LotR.
Items, Substances, etc. Native to Middle-earth
These items may be canonical or fandom-based.
- 1420 Beer
- Lembas and Lembass
- Extra Rings of Power
- Ring of Sairalindë
- Ye Olde Poisonous Poison
Missions in this Continuum
All reports are listed alphabetically by agent name, in the case of agents with multiple missions, or by mission name.
Agents Specialised in this Continuum
Agents are considered specialised in a continuum when they have handled at least three missions in the canon. Most of these agents are also active/specialised in other continua. It is often not the agents who decide where their specialty lies, but the Flowers that keep assigning missions to them.
- Agents Aerilyn and Zera (DMS - LotR)
- Agents Alana and Sarah (DMS - LotR)
- Agents Alec Troven and Verra Rose (DI)
- 'Your Wife is A Big Dragon'
- 'Pumpkins and Other Unnatural Creatures' a.k.a. 'There Is No Miss Magic In Middle-Earth', Alec with Agent Lambda (SIELU)
- 'Chosen of a Goddess' (crossover with Forgotten Realms), Verra with Agents Joe, Endomiel and Ril-gania (DMFF) and Agent Ella Darcy (DAC)
- 'Why You Shouldn't Kill Your Partner' (crossover with Harry Potter), Verra with Agent Lorac Seriph (DI)
- 'Finding Hope' (crossover with Buffy the Vampire Slayer), Verra with Agent Honorificus (DMS - Buffyverse)
- 'Son of...', Alec with Agent Dee (DBS - Harry Potter)
- 'Sue Hunt', Alec with civilian Melinda (includes comments)
- 'Book Three of Inheritance' (crossover with The Inheritance Cycle), Alec with Agent Marc-C (DI)
- 'Friday: Angry List' (crossover with Alec's world), Alec solo
- Agents Alla and Cassie (DMS - LotR)
- Agents Anne and Kate (DMS - LotR)
- Agent Aramel (DMS - LotR)
- Agent Architeuthis (Intel)
- Agents Cara Fielding and Miriam Collins (DMS)
- Agents Cassie Young and Nat Freidar (DMS - LotR)
- Agents Claudia Beth King and Ella Darcy (DAC)
- Agents Crispin Reed and Maria Falcone (DMS)
- Agents Dafydd Illian and Selene Windflower (DOGA)
- 'More Than Ordinary'
- 'Daughter of Desire'
- 'Echoes of the Narbeleth'
- 'The Blood of Those Betrayed', Dafydd with Agent Constance Sims
- 'Woodsprite of the North', with Agent Takua (DOGA) and everyone else
- Sue: Alumia
- 'legolas, by Laura'
- Sue: laura
- 'Celebrian - The Mission', Dafydd with Constance
- Sue: Celebrian
- 'After Midnight', Dafydd with Constance
- Agents Diocletian and Suicide (DMS)
- Agents Elanor Gilmor and Megan (Elf Protection)
- Agents Felaben and Jackson (DF)
- Agents Fireblade and Keitaro (DMS -LotR)
- Agent Ilarian (DMS - LotR)
- Agents Isaiah and Mara (DTE)
- Agents Jaster and Threnody (DMS - LotR)
- Agents Jeanlily and Twain (DMS - LotR)
- Agents Joe and Meneltari (DMFF)
- 'Baneful Melody'
- 'The Earthborn: Guardian of time'
- 'Chosen of a goddess' (crossover with Forgotten Realms), Joe with Agents Endomiel (DMFF), Ella Darcy (DAC), and Verra (DI), and Recruit Ril-gania
- 'One of the crowd', Joe with Agent Endomiel (DMFF), Agent Ginger (DF), and Trainee Lee
- 'Daughter of the Rings', with Agent Endomiel
- Agents Kaitlyn Jackson and Selene Windflower (DF))
- Agents Kazra and Rich (DMS - LotR)
- Agents Krishna and Serenity (DMS - LotR)
- Agents Lothloriel Elhyn and Rowyn (DMS - PotC)
- Agents Louise and Narto (DOGA)
- Agents Mackenzie and Nate (DMS - LotR)
- Agents Nenya Gabriel and Rosie Cotton Bomull (DMS - DMO)
- Agent Trojanhorse (DBS - Freelance) (Missions are usually NSFW)
- 'Amin Ai Olin'
- 'Forbidden Love', with Agent Soulshadow (DBS - Freelance)
- 'True Love Can Conquer All', with Soulshadow
- 'Fun in Buckland', with Agent Paddlebrains (DBS - Freelance)
- 'Ethuil'waew', with Paddlebrains and Intern Oscar Henson
- 'Eternal', with Paddlebrains
- 'An Elf's Worst Nightmare', with Agent Luxury (DBS - LotR)
- 'Another Drink', with Paddlebrains
- 'Spreading Filths', with Intern Marsha
- The Aviator and Zeb (DMS - Freelance)
- 'What's Latin for "You Suck"?' (crossover with Ranger's Apprentice), with Agents Supernumerary and Ilraen-Aroline-Fothergill (DIC)
- 'Completely Mistaken' (crossover with The Inheritance Cycle), with the Reader and Kozar (DIC)
- "Baby Elf, Ent-queen", with Dawn McKenna (DMS)
- "Bird Brain" (crossover with Maximum Ride and Doctor Who)
Agents Not Yet Specialised in this Continuum
Agents with fewer than three missions in this continuum are not specialised, yet. They probably soon will be.
- Agents Adam and Frenchie (DoSAT - A/V)
- Agents Chris and Ami Seeker (DF)
- Agents Christianne Shieh and Eledhwen Elerossiel (DMS)
- Agents Entropy and Logan (DF - ESAS)
- Agent Gypsy (DBS - DBH) (Missions are usually NSFW)
- Agent Halley (DMS and BRD - LotR)
- Agent Monty Biggins (DF)
- Agent Scarg Marison (DMS - LotR)
- 'Blade', or 'I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.', Agents Brenda Loringham and Charlie Shoe (DMS)
- Note: There will eventually be two versions of this mission. The above is the April Fool's Day version. It's listed because it's technically a mission—they gather charges and kill the Sue. It just happens to be a crazy, AU version of the official mission.
- 'Brianna, a tale of a battlemaid', Agents Rouge and Crispin Reed (DMS) with Agents Maria Falcone and Michel Javert (DMS)
- 'Bride of Mordor', Agents Hedda Cruz and Ghost (DMS)
- 'The Chaos Begins', or ‘Silmarien Goldeneve’, Agents Erin Mirestone and Maralys Deeppockets (DMS)
- 'Dochainn Nam Blàir Trauma Of War: A first mission, with major headaches', Agents Elanor Laison and Mortic Wentway (DW)
- 'The One With Oh Gods What IS This I Don't Even' (incomplete, ctrl+F for "Haldir") Agent Tatharien and Trainee Nova Greene (DMS - LotR)
- 'Sue be Nimble, Sue be Fast, the PPC’s coming to kick your – ', Agents Manx and Shadow (DF) with Agents X and Arya Dragon
- 'Through Anothers Eyes', a.k.a. 'Enter the Newbies', Agents Mittens and the Radioactive Moss Creature (DF) with Trainees Saxo Cruore and James Vulpes
With Harry Potter
- 'Ring Child', Agents Supernumerary and Ilraen (DIC) with Suicide and Diocletian (DMS)
- Stu: Archir the Emerald
With Other Continua
- Agent Alec Troven (DI)
- Agent Meg (Despatch)
- Agent Verra Rose (DI)
- 'Completely Mistaken' (crossover with The Inheritance Cycle), Agents Rina and Zeb (DMS) with Agents the Reader and Kozar (DIC)
- 'A Fellowship and a Girl and Two Angry PPC Agents' (crossover with Buffy the Vampire Slayer), Agents Krissy and Mae (DMS - LotR) with Agent Alan (DIC)
- 'What's Latin for "You Suck"?' (crossover with Ranger's Apprentice), Agents Supernumerary and Ilraen-Aroline-Fothergill (DIC) with Agents Rina Dives and Zeb (DMS)