Thalia Quinn is an agent in the Department of Mary Sues. She is written by Scarlett.
Appearance[]
Thalia is very short (4’8 to be exact, but she insists on wearing four inch platform boots), and almost dangerously skinny, thanks to an author who was obsessed with making everyone painfully underweight. She's gained a few pounds after almost a year of living on PPC junk food, but still has a ways to go before she reaches a healthy weight. Thanks to jumping in the acid, Thalia's skin and hair have been bleached to almost white, much like Harley Quinn's. Thalia has cropped her hair into a short bob and dyed it light purple to further distance herself from her canonical sister. Her eyes are green, boring, run of the mill green. She has two flower tattoos, one black one on her right thigh and red one on her chest. Her general physical development seems to be around that of an eleven year old. Thalia is almost always chewing bubble gum, and always carries her bat around with her. She wears a Sue Tracker around her left ankle.
Personality[]
Thalia is a cheerful, hyperactive maniac. She's very spontaneous and tends to deliver enthusiastic hugs to anyone she meets sooner or later. She's almost always in a good mood, and chattering about something or other, although she has a chronic inability to stay on topic for longer than a minute. She has the attention span of a gnat, unless it's focused on a Sue. She often acts childish, but has retained none of the innocence. Thalia is a very social, bubbly person, and is fairly good at making friends at the PPC (she fits right in with the trigger happy maniacs). She can be downright sadistic when angered, and probably would prolong particularly bad Sue's deaths if she had the option. Fortunately, she's got a long fuse, but there are a couple ways to easily anger her (harm coming to children, for one). She arrived more or less insane, and her remaining sanity has continued to suffer (partly through her stupid decision to try and read all the Legendary Badfics in one go).
Backstory[]
Thalia was originally from a DC badfic where she was Harley Quinn's uncanonical sister. She was essentially a direct copy of Harley, and her only purpose was to trip up the hero!Sues a few times before dying. She was rescued by DMS agents, and brought back to HQ as a recruit. Thalia spent three months in FicPsych being evaluated and treated for her various issues before being placed in the DMS. Whether or not this time was actually spent successfully treating her or consisted of Thalia chatting everyone’s ears off has not been recorded. She went through three short-lived partnerships (one went flamethrower crazy and the other two just couldn’t handle her) before settling with Doom. They’ve since adopted a mini Deepcoiler called vulpiz and Thalia more or less adopted the urple tentacle monster that lives in the wall of their RC. Its name is Fred.
Mission Reports[]
Home: RC 6
- "Of Angsty Sues and Name Mangling" (Redwall)
- Thalia and Doom take on a Redwall Sue, and Doom gets annoyed a lot
- Interlude 1: “Christmas Interlude” with Meg, Zara, and Diamond
- Interlude 2: “The Kraken” Part 1 and Part 2