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The Sprout movement is the PPC's take on Girl/Boy Scouts.[1] It is not school, but an extracurricular activity. It could possibly be thought of as a Very Junior Agents Program.[2]

The Sprout movement is led by Agent Maly of the Department of Out of Character Hobbits,[3] the implication being that the DOOCH have nothing better to do.

Organisation[]

The PPC Sprout movement is divided into two age groups, normalised to World One humans. Children join the Buds at age four; at age eight, they progress to the Sprouts, where they remain until age twelve.[3]

Buds and Sprouts are organised into posies, each posy being led by a Bloom. Different posies may engage in joint activities at the discretion of their Blooms. During all activities, Buds and Sprouts should wear their full uniforms unless their Bloom states otherwise.[3]

A Bloom may have assistants, depending on the size of the posy; these assistants will be designated with flower-derived words. By tradition, the first assistant is called Blossom; any further names are at the discretion of their Bloom.[3]

The uniform consists of black trousers, a yellow shirt, and a black waistcoat onto which achievement badges may be sewn.[3]

Achievement Badges[]

Due to the effects of age normalisation, achievement badges are shared across Buds and Sprouts; this allows children from fast-maturing species to continue their progress despite spending less time in each group, while still providing a challenge for slow-growing Buds.[3]

Each badge is sponsored by a department or division of the PPC, and is split into three levels – Basic, Moderate, and Advanced. At the discretion of the departmental secretary or other assigned Sprout liaison, a child holding an Advanced badge may be given a personalised Super-Advanced project to complete. SA projects are often a prelude to a child beginning training for the department in question, when they reach the appropriate age.[3]

A badge consists of the departmental flash patch surrounded by a broad coloured ring: bronze for Basic, silver for Moderate, gold for Advanced. A Super Advanced badge consists of a gold(ish) medal showing the departmental flash patch.[3]

Known Badges[]

Medical Department[3]
  • Basic: Take the First Aid course and demonstrate understanding of what is taught during it, by way of a practical demonstration.
  • Moderate: Correctly diagnose a range of common injuries and diseases, in film footage or live patients. Describe appropriate treatment for each.
  • Advanced: Research three of Medical’s ‘unusual patients’. Present a theory on the nature and cause of their ailments, referencing other examples, and detail the appropriate treatment. Perform a practical demonstration of the administration of the treatment in question.
Department of Implausible Crossovers[3]
  • Basic: In a demonstration ‘crossover’ – such as the Miss Cam Courtyard made up to look like a story – find and identify all of the canonical elements.
  • Moderate: Completed the Implausible Orienteering Course – a navigation exercise/treasure hunt conducted across the Multiverse, using a specially limited Remote Activator.
  • Advanced: Read and report on three badfics identified by Intelligence as being Implausible Crossovers. Identify each point of implausability and explain what is wrong with it, and how – if at all – it could be resolved.
Department of Geographical Aberrations[3]
  • Basic: Take and pass the DOGA fire safety course (AKA ‘Let’s Not Burn Down Rivendell Again’). This will include a requirement to safely burn down a specially-constructed building.
  • Moderate: Draw a map of a canonical location of your choice, highlighting at least ten places where geographical aberrations could occur.
  • Advanced: Having been dropped into a selected canon, determine your current location and navigate to another location which you will be informed of on arrival. This may constitute a multi-day excursion under supervision, but with no guidance.
Department of Out-of-Character Hobbits[3]
  • Basic: Hug a hobbit! Because hobbits are adorable!
  • Moderate: Hug two hobbits – at the same time!
  • Advanced: The Advanced badge has been redacted. Agent Maly, I put you in charge of the Sprout movement on the understanding that you would take it seriously. ~The Authoritative Elanor. PS: I don’t think that’s even physically possible. ~tAE

Known Participants[]

Blooms & Blossoms
Badge Sponsors
Buds
Sprouts

References[]

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