PPC Soundtrack

The PPC Soundtrack was a collaborative fanmix made in April 2008. The PPC Board came together to suggest songs appropriate to every department. Huinesoron collected all the suggestions and began to assemble them into albums.

Then he forgot about it.

The complete Soundtrack, with cover art, was rediscovered and completed in March 2010. It consists of twelve albums, each with their own themes.

Continuum

Protectors of the Plot Continuum

1. "Back in Black" - AC/DC
2. "Move Along" - The All American Rejects
3. "Heroes" - David Bowie
4. "Through the Fire and the Flames" - DragonForce
5. "The Last Crusade" - Epica
6. "Still Alive" - GLaDoS
7. "Run (I'm A Natural Disaster)" - Gnarls Barkley
8. "Good People" - Jack Johnson
9. "All Along the Watchtower" - Jimi Hendrix
10. "Heroes" - Kasabian
11. "Everything Will Be Alright" - The Killers
12. "McFearless" - Kings of Leon
13. "Capital H" - Motion City Soundtrack
14. "Don't Stop Me Now" - Queen

Portal

Department of Mary Sues
   1. "Another One Bites the Dust" - Queen
   2. "The Assassin" - Iron Maiden

Department of Sufficiently Advanced Technology
   3. "Techologic" - Daft Punk
   4. "Satisfaction" - Benny Benassi
   5. "Mandelbrot Set" - Jonathan Coulton
   6. "Code Monkey" - Jonathan Coulton
   7. "The Future Soon" - Jonathan Coulton
   8. "Computer Age" - Newcleus
   9. "Cyborg Dance" - Newcleus
  10. "Still Alive" - Jonathan Coulton
  11. "She Blinded Me With Science" - Thomas Dolby
  12. "Weapons of Mass Distortion" - The Crystal Method
  13. "Banana Phone" - Raffi

Department of Fictional Psychology
  14. "I'm Going Slightly Mad" - Queen
  15. "Let's Dance to Joy Division" - The Wombats

Glitter

Department of Mary Sues

1. "Story of a Girl" - Nine Days
2. "Boys of Summer" - The Ataris
3. "Material Girl" - Madonna
4. "Baby One More Time" - Britney Spears
5. "Quit Playing Games With My Heart" - Backstreet Boys
6. "The Most Beautiful Girl" - Flight of the Conchords
7. "Oops I Did It Again" - Britney Spears
8. "Rock Star" - Nickelback
9. "The Greatest Love" - Whitney Houston
10. "All Star" - Smashmouth
11. "Bootylicious" - Destiny's Child
12. "Sk8er Boi" - Avril Lavigne
13. "Scorpio Girls" - Supergroove
14. "Kissing a Fool" - Michael Buble
15. "Californication" - Red Hot Chili Peppers

Murder

Department of Mary Sues

1. "One Way Ticket (To Hell and Back)" - The Darkness
2. "Killing in the Name" - Rage Against The Machine
3. "Don't Come Around Here No More" - Tom Petty
4. "Waiting for Your Time to Come" - The Datsuns
5. "The New Pollution" - Beck
6. "Teenage Riot" - The Ataris
7. "TNT" - AC/DC
8. "Bye Bye Bye" - N*Sync
9. "Stay Away" - Nirvana
10. "Such a Pretty Curse" - The Datsuns
11. "Delta Dawn" -Tanya Tucker
12. "Sexy Trash" - Electric Six
13. "Frodo" - Flight of the Conchords
14. "My List" - The Killers
15. "Epiphany" - Sweeney Todd

Madness

Department of Fictional Psychology

1. "Psycho" - Puddle of Mudd
2. "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa" - Napoleon XIV
3. "They're Coming to Get Me Again, Ha-Haaa!" - Napoleon XIV
4. "No One Knows" - Queens of the Stone Age
5. "I Think I'm Paranoid" - Garbage
6. "Comfortably Numb" - Pink Floyd
7. "One of My Turns" - Pink Floyd
8. "I Feel Fantastic" - Jonathan Coulton
9. "Crazy" - Gnarls Barkley
10. "Too Bad You're Crazy" - Jerry Whitman
11. "Hypnotize" - Audioslave
12. "Where's Your Head At" - Basement Jaxx
13. "Crazy" - Gnarls Barkley
14. "Virtual Insanity" - Jamiroquai
15. "Feeling Good" - Muse

Insanity

Department of WhatThe
   1. "Nickleback" - Animals
   2. "Learn To Fly" - Foo Fighters
   3. "Snakes on a Plane" - Cobra Starship
   4. "Anything" - Minus the Bear
   5. "Makes No Sense at All" - Outkast
   6. "The Salmon Dance" - The Chemical Brothers
   7. "Vince the Lovable Stoner" - The Fratellis
   8. "Daydreamin'" - Lupe Fiasco

Protectors of the Plot Continuum
   9. "Tank!" - The Seatbelts
  10. "Beer for My Horses" - Toby Keith
  11. "I Like the Flowers" - Various
  12. "Men in Black" - Will Smith

Passion

Department of Bad Slash
   1. "Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy" - Queen
   2. "Sir Psycho Sexy" - Red Hot Chilli Peppers
   3. "She Bangs" - Ricky Martin
   4. "I Can't Get No Satisfaction" - Rolling Stones
   5. "Tainted Love" - Softcell
   6. "Last Dance with Mary Jane" - Tom Petty
   7. "Good Ship Venus" - Various
   8. "Oh Sir Jasper" - Various

Department of Floaters
   9. "Where Is Home" - Bloc Party
  10. "Welcome to the Jungle" - Guns 'N Roses
  11. "Surburban Knights" - Hard-Fi
  12. "The Angry Mob" - Kaiser Chiefs
  13. "All These Things That I've Done" - The Killers
  14. "We Are the Champions" - Queen

Smut

Department of Bad Slash

1. "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" - The Darkness
2. "Pour Some Sugar On Me" - Def Leppard
3. "Business Time" - Flight of the Conchords
4. "If You're Into It" - Flight of the Conchords
5. "Something Special for the Ladies" - Flight of the Conchords
6. "Michael" - Franz Ferdinand
7. "Somebody Told Me" - The Killers
8. "Makes Me Wonder" - Maroon 5
9. "The Hedgehog Song" - Nanny Ogg
10. "Animals" - Nickelback
11. "Bye Bye Bye" - N*Sync
12. "Stitches" - Orgy
13. "Spread" - Outkast
14. "The Widow's Promise" - The Poozies

Lust

Department of Bad Slash

1. "You Shook Me All Night Long" - AC/DC
2. "Big Ten Inch Record" - Aerosmith
3. "Pink" - Aerosmith
4. "Poison" - Alice Cooper
5. "The Bad Thing" - Arctic Monkeys
6. "Fantasies Come True" - Avenue Q
7. "Love Shack" - The B-52's
8. "Quit Playing Games with My Heart" - Backstreet Boys
9. "Satisfaction" - Benny Benassi
10. "Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)" - Big and Rich
11. "Toxic" - Britney Spears
12. "Jerk It Out" - Caesars
13. "Dirrty" - Christina Aguilera
14. "Prostitution is the World's Oldest Profession" - Cobra Starship

Management

Board of Flowers
   1. "Top Floor" - Che Fu
   2. "Asshole" - Dennis Leary
   3. "Puppet on a String" - The Hives
   4. "Master of Puppets" - Metallica

Crashing Down
   5. "Firefly" - Breaking Benjamin
   6. "Crashing Down" - Heather Dale

Department of Finance
   7. "Money Money Money" - ABBA
   8. "The Money Song" - Avenue Q

Department of Internal Operations
   9. "No One Knows" - Queens of the Stone Age

PPC Radio
  10. "Misty Frequencies" - Che Fu
  11. "Riot Radio" - The Dead 60s
  12. "What's On Your Radio?" - The Living End
  13. "Radio Crimes" - Pluto
  14. "Radio Ga-Ga" - Queen
  15. "Mexican Radio" - Wall of Voodoo

Spacetime

Department of Geographical Aberrations
   1. "We've Got a Big Mess on Our Hands" - The Academy Is...
   2. "Godzilla" - Blue Oyster Cult
   3. "Standing Outside the Fire" - Garth Brooks
   4. "Hey Little World" - The Hives
   5. "500 Miles" - The Proclaimers
   6. "It's the End of the World as We Know It" - R.E.M.
   7. "Raging Fire" - Running Wild
   8. "Disco Inferno" - The Trammps
   9. "It's a Small World" - Various

Department of Temporal Offenses
  10. "Golden Years" - David Bowie
  11. "We Will Rock You" - Queen

DoDAEG
  12. "Neighbourhood #3 (Power Out)" - Arcade Fire

Department of Mary Sue Experiments and Research
  13. "Stitches" - Orgy

Medical Department
  14. "Toxic" - Britney Spears
  15. "I've Got You Under My Skin" - Michael Buble

Tragedy

Department of Angst
   1. "My Body is a Cage" - Arcade Fire
   2. "Heaven is a Place on Earth" - Berlinda Carlisle
   3. "Charity Case" - Gnarls Barkley
   4. "Feel Good Inc" - Gorillaz
   5. "MMMBop" - Hanson
   6. "I'm a Believer" - Monkees
   7. "Helena" - My Chemical Romance
   8. "Something in the Way" - Nirvana
   9. "Stitches" - Orgy
  10. "I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow" - The Soggy Bottom Boys
  11. "Bouncing Off the Walls Again" - Sugarcult
  12. "Mexican Radio" - Wall of Voodoo

Disturbing Acts of Violence Department
  13. "Torture Me" - Red Hot Chilli Peppers

Tomb of the Unknown PPC Agent
  14. "Home" - Foo Fighters
  15. "Fields of Gold" - Sting