Moments from the Chatroom may be quoted here for fond remembrance, or just because it was funny at the time.
Planning Ahead[]
(01:14) July -PPC Camping Trip?
(01:14) DML - HEY! That'd be great!
(01:15) July - Maine?
(01:15) Dann - Could be amusing.
(01:15) Plat - No one wants to visit Plat, huh?
(01:15) VM - Maine!
(01:15) Guvnor - Dude. Camping trip in the Adirondaks.
(01:15) DML - There's a place up here in Ontario that's called Silent Lake.
(01:15) VM - Mount Desert Island!
(01:15) DML - Motorboats are banned on it.
(01:15) July - Day 3: VM ran off with the bees.
(01:15) VM - ...What?
(01:15) DML - It's really, really peaceful and quiet and the whole place is really pretty.
(01:15) July - Day 4: Have lost sight of DML. Suspect bears.
(01:15) DML - Heh. Well,
(01:15) VM - XD
(01:15) DML - if any bears come,
(01:15) DML - you'll hear something like this: [Video]
(01:15) VM - (they're fuzzy!)
(01:16) July - Day 5: Have discovered that VM is now queen of the bees. We should probably call this trip off.
(01:16) Dann - Day 6: Dann has gone insane from lack of wifi
(01:16) Plat - Do I get to go to the camping trip?
(01:16) July - Day 7: Plat barbequed all of the tents. Taste ropey.
(01:16) Makari giggles in the background.
(01:16) Plat - Man, I bet I'd make those things delicious
(01:17) VM - Day 8: There are drums, drums in the deep.
(01:17) Caddy - XD
(01:17) July - Day 9: In an attempt to get internet access, Dann has set the forest on fire.
(01:17) Guvnor - Day 10: They have taken the bridge
(01:17) July - Day 10: We are escorted from the national park and told not to return.
(01:18) VM - Reality split!
(01:18) July is pretty sure that is how it would go.
(01:18) DML - Ha ha ha ha ha!
(01:18) Plat - Day 11: We found another park.
(01:18) Makari - Yep. That went well. :D
(01:18) Guvnor - Yeah, that's why we need to go the the Adirondaks. It's a STATE park. Things would go completely different there.
(01:18) Plat - There's a wildlife preserve behind my house.
(01:19) VM - Quick, somebody find a protractor!
(01:19) DML - Day 12: DML completely deforested the park. No official count on the ammunition expended in the process has been released, however ammunition prices are on the rise globally.
(01:19) July - XD
(01:19) July - I vote for Plat's house!
(01:19) Dann - Day 13: Dann is building a spaceship from the wood, muttering about hacking NASA
(01:19) Plat - Yay!
(01:20) Plat - There's a well to hide bodies, too!
(01:20) DML - Which state is it? I want to look on Google Maps...
(01:20) July - Because if there's a wildlife preserve right behind it, it means that Dann can have safe wifi access nearby.
(01:20) VM - Wifi on Mount Desert Island is great, unless you're on the wrong side of a cliff.
(01:20) Caddy - Day 14: Cadmar was found filming our entire trip with cameras all over the place.
(01:20) July does think that a PPC camping trip would be hilarious.
(01:21) Dann - It would be quite fun.
Quotes about Sanity[]
(1:47:15 PM) Elorie: Maybe it's just the beginning signs of insanity? Whaa, the PPC is showing its effect.
(1:47:23 PM) ***Elorie worries.
(1:47:35 PM) Gen: Next, a magical lioplurodon will show up.
(1:47:42 PM) Techno-Dann: I'll have you know, I know PPCers, both retired and non, who are perfectly sane.
(1:47:46 PM) Gen: *has revealed just how strange she is*
(1:47:49 PM) Techno-Dann: Well, maybe not perfectly sane.
(1:47:54 PM) Elorie: And yes, that'd be a great business idea.
(1:47:55 PM) Gen: Stark raving sane.
(1:47:58 PM) Techno-Dann: They certainly seem to be getting along just fine, though.
Quotes on SPaG[]
Gattsuru, Max, Julianos[]
21:01 gattsuru: Is there a strong preference for World 1? I'd expect it to be the other way around, but I want to check before I end up editing much.
21:01 MAXinsanity: I expected it to be the other way around too
21:01 MAXinsanity: Complete words ftw
21:01 MAXinsanity: S***
21:01 MAXinsanity: I mean For the win
21:01 Julianos: heh
21:01 MAXinsanity: facepalms
Plat, Neshomeh, Gen, Dann[]
20:04 Plat - [1]
20:04 Gen - *sporfle*
20:04 Neshomeh foams at the mouth.
20:04 Gen - Neshomeh, do you have rabies?
20:05 Neshomeh - Yes. Misused quotation marks can give you rabies, didn't you know that?
20:05 Gen - Oh, no. I have rabies now. D:
20:05 Neshomeh - Arglarglargle!
20:05 Gen - *flails*
20:05 Dann gives Gen and Neshomeh rabies shots.
DML on Urplefic[]
[15:03] DML It's not urple prose, or an urple cloud...
[15:04] DML it's a factor-five urple hurricane doped up on hurricaneroids and fuelled with the combined arsenals of the United States and the Soviet Union at the peak of their nuclear might with a whole lot of unintentional hilarity thrown in for good measure.
Quotes About Love[]
Maslab, jack117 and July[]
(8:08:36 AM) Maslab: Why, oh why did they have to put the Q so close to the 1!?
(8:08:45 AM) jack117: o_o
(8:08:59 AM) jack117: its QWERTY bitch!
(8:10:37 AM) Maslab: QWERTY can suck it!
(8:30:56 AM) JulySleeps: ?
(8:34:56 AM) JulySleeps: Who's courting who now?
(8:35:23 AM) Maslab: ohai July
(8:35:34 AM) Maslab: And what's this about courting?
(8:35:43 AM) jack117: I'm courting Maslab
(8:35:49 AM) jack117: he's the only boy for me
(8:36:39 AM) You are now known as July
(8:36:40 AM) July: Congratulations on your new found love, Maslab.
(8:36:59 AM) Maslab: yeeg
Calista, Miah and doctorlit[]
(21:07 PM) Calista: Yeah, random slash (or random het) for no good reason drives me up the wall.
(21:07 PM) Calista: It's like they think it's not a good fic if they can't squish romance into it somewhere.
(21:07 PM) Miah: They really don't have to shoehorn that in all the time
(21:07 PM) doctorlit: Good point, random het is just as bad.
(21:07 PM) Calista: It's awkward.
(21:08 PM) Calista: I mean, they're running from zombies. Now is not the time to figure out that they like boys.
Quotes Random[]
Doctorlit's Goats[]
Shoe: Is she still a little goat or is she a grown-up now?
doctorlit: Still pretty little, but she's getting a wiiiiiiide belly.
Shoe: Is she pregnant or just fat?
*** TopHatOfDoom quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
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Shoe: ...
***Shoe made awkward happen. What I /meant/ was...well, that, but in a more polite way
***TopHatOfDoom tilts their head quizzically.
TopHatOfDoom: I think I missed something
***Shoe was asking about goats
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VM: ...Shoe, it's not impolite when it's a /goat/.
Eylk: I've walked in on /worse/ parts of conversations.
TopHatOfDoom: Suddenly, I'm not sure I want to know
Artell and jack117[]
(7:09:40 AM) ***jack117 runs around with his hair on fire
(7:10:04 AM) ***Artell whips out an extinguisher and clobbers jack's head with it.
(7:10:21 AM) jack117: was that necessary?
(7:12:16 AM) Artell: well it stopped you running around with your hair on fire, no?
(7:12:39 AM) jack117: my hair is still on fire
(7:12:45 AM) Artell: details!
Astral Void[]
(1:33 PM) Astral Void: After all, when one is trying to kiss a burlesque dancer with bigger tracts of land than Scotland, glitter really is the best...
EllipsisFlood, Tray-Gnome, and KittyNoodles[]
(06:38 AM) KittyNoodles - You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?
(06:39 AM) EllipsisFlood - Elrond with glorious bbq-scented mutton chops.
(06:39 AM) KittyNoodles - Do you know which mutton chops I'm referring to?
(06:39 AM) Tray-Gnome - "Sorry about the pun. They have me on some hardcore pain meds right now."
(06:39 AM) EllipsisFlood - Pfft
(06:40 AM) EllipsisFlood - Unless that's a creepy euphemism, the ones on his face.
(06:40 AM) Tray-Gnome - Poor Jeph.
(06:40 AM) KittyNoodles - ELROND HAS GLORIOUS BBQ-SCENTED, BLONDE MUTTON CHOPS.
(06:40 AM) KittyNoodles - I WANT TO TOUCH THEM.
(06:40 AM) Tray-Gnome - Pfffffff. EF.
(06:40 AM) Tray-Gnome - When /isn't/ it a creepy euphemism?
(06:40 AM) EllipsisFlood - When isn't anything a creepy euphemism? *nudge nudge*
(06:40 AM) KittyNoodles - WHEN IT REFERS TO ELROND'S GLORIOUS BBQ-SCENTED ONES.
(06:40 AM) Tray-Gnome - *nudgenudge*
(06:41 AM) Tray-Gnome - Oh yes, we know /all/ about those.
(06:41 AM) KittyNoodles can't stop staring at the--- TRAY-GNOME
(06:41 AM) Tray-Gnome excuses himself to have a laughing fit
(06:41 AM) KittyNoodles - BAD TRAY-GNOME
(06:41 AM) EllipsisFlood - Hum, are we in the gutter now?
(06:41 AM) KittyNoodles - I'M TRYING TO HAVE A NICE, CLEAN FANGASM OVER ELROND'S GLORIOUS BLONDE MUTTON CHOPS OF BBQNESS AND YOU TURNED IT WIERD.
(06:41 AM) KittyNoodles - *WEIRD
(06:41 AM) Tray-Gnome - <|83
Maslab and KittyEden[]
17:32 KittyEden - At the moment, I'm juggling between chatting in here, working on my fanfic, /reading/ fanfic, and homework.
17:32 KittyEden - Also, my Halloween costume.
17:33 KittyEden - Such is the life of a fangirl.
17:34 Maslab - Hehehe
17:34 KittyEden - I'm tossing up between going as the Empty Child
17:34 KittyEden - or the most terrifying thing known to mankind.
17:35 Maslab - A regular child?
17:35 KittyEden - No.
17:35 KittyEden - THE TRUTH.
17:35 KittyEden - Well, that or a radioactive gizzly bear.
17:37 Maslab - Terrifying
17:37 Maslab - I can imagine though
17:37 Maslab - They open the door
17:37 Maslab - And you say "you are now several seconds closer to death and the nothingness that awaits beyond it."
17:37 Maslab - "I mean, trick or treat!"
17:37 KittyEden - Hell yeah.
17:37 KittyEden - I am /doing/ that.
17:38 KittyEden - Of course, my friend will be there too.
17:38 KittyEden - I can imagine her reaction.
17:38 KittyEden - "Kitty. Have you gone insane again? Do we need to give you your meds? Or make you sit through another day-long Doctor Who marathon?"
17:39 Maslab - "Nothing can stave off the cold emptiness that awaits all of us."
17:42 KittyEden is laughing hysterically.
17:43 Maslab - :3
17:43 KittyEden - Good job. Now I shall go as the TRUTH.
17:43 Maslab - \o/
17:43 KittyEden - Well, that or a Radioactive Girxxly bear.
17:43 KittyEden - Grizzly*
17:43 Maslab brings terror to Australians from 9000 miles away
17:44 KittyEden - Or both!
17:44 Maslab - "Aww, isn't radiation deadly to bears, too?"
17:44 KittyEden - The TRUTH IS... WE ALL HAVE A BIT OF RADIOACTIVE GRIZZLY BEAR INSIDE OF US!
17:44 Maslab - "Life is deadly to everyone."
17:44 KittyEden - THIS HALLOWEEN]
17:44 Maslab -
17:44 KittyEden - FIND OUT HOW MUCH OF YOU IS YOU
17:44 KittyEden - AND HOW MUCH OF YOU IS A RADIOACTIVE GRIZZLY BEAR
17:44 KittyEden - STARRING:
17:44 KittyEden - AN ACTUAL RADIOACTIVE GRIZZLY BEAR
17:45 KittyEden pounces on Maslab.
17:45 Maslab starts up The Raid 2
17:45 Maslab is pounced upon!
17:45 KittyEden - You cannot escape the TRUTH
17:45 Maslab lies to himself!
17:45 Maslab it's not very effective...
17:46 KittyEden - Because I /am/ the truth!
Mirrors[]
Maslab - 8:49 PM - If you say "darkness" like that three times in a mirror then bad HP fic will appear and whine at you
Iximaz - 8:51 PM - I hear if you say "Cursed Child" three times in front of a mirror the Ghost of Christmas Canon appears and rips your tongue out for saying its name
Half-Wit And Wisdom: The Tao of Scape[]
Scape- Tiny buzzsaws cannot cook, but they can feel the deep hurt of inadequacy.