Agent Oscar Henson, known to his friends as Kermit, is a member of the Department of Bad Slash's newly created MPreg Division. He is written by Trojanhorse Heales-Shadowfax and Paddlebrains.
In appearance Oscar is mostly human, but he is also extremely short. This is due to his origins as an assbaby rescued from a Labyrinth fic: his fathers are Jareth and Hoggle. After being rescued, Oscar grew up in HQ's Nursery, where he is known to have clashed with Marsha. While there, he was trained in, among other things, basic biology, snark, and Sindarin. In October 2008 HST, he graduated from the Nursery, and was assigned to the Division of MPreg. He was initially assigned to Trojie and Pads, who were charged with showing him the ropes, but as of February 2009 HST he has a permanent partner in Iza, a recent transfer from the DMS.
Mission Reports[]
Home: Response Centre #45
Partnered with Trojie and Pads[]
- Mission One: 'Ethuil'waew' (Lord of the Rings)
- Oscar is trained up by his new partners.
- Mission Two: 'Ladi's Name' (Stargate)
- In which horrible things happen to human biology in the Pegasus galaxy.
- Mission Three: 'Extending the Family' (Harry Potter), Oscar and Paddlebrains
- In which Oscar is subjected to the horrors of multiple Sirii giving birth simultaneously.
- Mission Four: 'Jungle Fever' (Jurassic Park)
- In which Oscar is roped in to help Trojie and Pads with some Jurassic badslash.
- Mission Five: 'Jungle Terror and Bungle in the Jungle' (Jurassic Park)
- In which Oscar continues to assist Trojie and Pads in preventing the rape of prepubescents by dinosaurs.
Partnered with Iza[]
- Mission Six: 'Dreams' (Harry Potter)
- Oscar finally gets a partner of his own, Iza, just in time for a Potterverse mission.
- Mission Seven: 'Lady Light Skirt' (Merlin), with Agents Trojanhorse and Paddlebrains
- Oscar and Iza require the assistance of his former mentors in the Merlinverse.