- Arrr, swash swash, buckle buckle!
- —Orlando Bloom, PotC: The Curse of the Black Pearl blooper reel.
Orlando Bloom is a popular actor among teenaged girls and women.
He has portrayed Legolas in the Lord of the Rings movies, Paris in Troy, and Will Turner in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.
He is also the reason for many a badfic and lustful fangirl. It's not his fault, honestly. He just happens to be hot.