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Also known as That Does Not Go There or That Shouldn't Fit There, Not There! is a cry used by agents facing objects being shoved into bodily orifices that they really should not fit into. Sometimes this can cause realistic injuries to the victim, but more commonly in badfic, there is little to no physical damage caused to the recipient. Lubrication may or may not be used in these situations, though the usefulness of any lubrication used may be dubious at best.

This is a charge most often applied by agents who know rather a lot about anatomy (human or otherwise), but some instances are so obvious that even the most anatomically challenged agent can tell that it isn't correct.

Examples of Not There include:

"Of Warlords and Pleasures: Cluny the Scourge," a.k.a. The Cluny Fic, has a prime example of this, in that Cluny uses a spear to penetrate his victim, which really should have killed the poor rat. (Genuine quote: "Don't worry, I'll take it out once it sinks up to its blade." And it does.)

Published example: in Wilbur Smith's Warlock, the former Queen Heseret uses a spear to rape Merykara, her sister. Since this is a Wilbur Smith book, Merykara dies from the rough treatment and Heseret gets her just desserts soon after, making this a more realistic example than the one above.

The Saiyuki fic "Distraction" has one character using his penis to penetrate his partner's, ahem, penis.

Chaser Wolf's Shrek fic "Donkey Devirginized" was adequately summarized by a non-member fan of the PPC with the phrase "Horse. Thirty-six inches." The same fic featured urethral penetration of a horse by a cat. The size difference is probably enough that it would go in, but cats have nasty little cartilaginous spines on the body part in question, thus earning this scene a place in the Not There category.

Sometimes this applies to things which would fit in the orifice in question, but still shouldn't be put there. See Dubious Lube, and any one of a number of fics in which characters go directly from anal to oral or vaginal sex without washing first. To quote Dante Hicks in the movie Clerks 2, "You never go ass-to-mouth!"

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+Also known as '''That Does Not Go There''' or '''That Shouldn't Fit There''', '''Not There!''' is a cry used by [[agents]] facing objects being shoved into bodily orifices that they really should not fit into. Sometimes this can cause realistic injuries to the victim, but more commonly in badfic, there is [[Bad Biology|little to no physical damage caused to the recipient]]. Lubrication may or may not be used in these situations, though the usefulness of any lubrication used may be [[Dubious Lube|dubious]] at best.
+This is a charge most often applied by agents who know rather a lot about anatomy (human or otherwise), but some instances are so obvious that even the most anatomically challenged agent can tell that it isn't correct.
-''This article is '''[[NSFW]]'''. This can be a [[bad]] thing and can lead to [[trouble]]. If you're not in an environment where you can read this without causing trouble for yourself or trauma in others, you should probably click the back button now.''
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-Also known as <b>That Does Not Go There</b> or <b>That Shouldn't Fit There</b>, this is a cry used by [[Agents]] facing objects being shoved into bodily orifices that they really should not fit into. Sometimes this can cause realistic injuries to the victim, but (more commonly) there is little to no physical damage caused to the recipient. Lubrication may or may not be used in these situations, though the usefulness of any lubrication used may be [[dubious lube|dubious]] at best.
-This is a charge most often applied by Agents who know rather a lot about anatomy (human or otherwise), but some instances are so obvious that even the most anatomically-challenged Agent can tell that it isn't correct.
 Examples of Not There include:
-*[[That Series|Of Warlords and Pleasures: Cluny the Scourge]], aka The Cluny Fic, has a prime example of this, in that Cluny uses a spear to penetrate his victim, which really should have killed the poor rat. (Genuine quote: ''"Don't worry, I'll take it out once it sinks up to its blade."'' And it does.)
+* [[That Series|"Of Warlords and Pleasures: Cluny the Scourge,"]] a.k.a. The Cluny Fic, has a prime example of this, in that Cluny uses a spear to penetrate his victim, which really should have killed the poor rat. (Genuine quote: "Don't worry, I'll take it out once it sinks up to its blade." And it does.)
+* Published example: in Wilbur Smith's ''Warlock'', the former Queen Heseret uses a spear to rape Merykara, her sister. Since this is a Wilbur Smith book, Merykara dies from the rough treatment and Heseret gets her just desserts soon after, making this a more realistic example than the one above.
-*The Saiyuki fic <i>Distraction</i> has one character using his penis to penetrate his partner's, ahem, penis.
+* The ''Saiyuki'' fic "Distraction" has one character using his penis to penetrate his partner's, ahem, penis.
-*(Published example) In Wilbur Smith's <i>Warlock</i>, the former Queen Heseret uses a spear to rape Merykara, her sister. As this is a Wilbur Smith book, Merykara dies from the rough treatment and Heseret gets her just desserts soon after.
-*[[Chaser Wolf]]'s ''Shrek'' fic "Donkey Devirginized" was adequately summarised by a non-member fan of the PPC with the phrase "Horse. Thirty-six inches." The same fic featured urethral penetration of a horse by a cat. The size difference is probably enough that it would go in, but cats have nasty little cartilaginous spines on the body part in question, thus earning this scene a place in the Not There category.
+* [[Chaser Wolf]]'s ''Shrek'' fic "Donkey Devirginized" was adequately summarized by a non-member fan of the PPC with the phrase "Horse. Thirty-six inches." The same fic featured urethral penetration of a horse by a cat. The size difference is probably enough that it would go in, but cats have nasty little cartilaginous spines on the body part in question, thus earning this scene a place in the Not There category.
-* Sometimes this applies to things which would <i>fit</i> in the orifice in question, but still shouldn't be put there. See [[Dubious lube]], and any one of a number of fics in which characters go directly from anal to oral or vaginal sex [[Squick|without washing first]]. To quote Dante Hicks in the movie ''Clerks 2'', "You ''never'' go ass-to-mouth!"
+* Sometimes this applies to things which would ''fit'' in the orifice in question, but still shouldn't be put there. See [[Dubious Lube]], and any one of a number of fics in which characters go directly from anal to oral or vaginal sex [[Squick|without washing first]]. To quote Dante Hicks in the movie ''Clerks 2'', "You ''never'' go ass-to-mouth!"
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