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Maria is a vampire agent in the Department of Floaters. She joined in early 2004, and bears no relation to Nyx Nightingale.

Agent Profile[]


She was created in a Metal Gear Solid badfic, though she never actually appeared in the fic, having been left in a void in-between chapters. She was rescued by two now-retired agents and recruited, and later adopted by them. During the 2008 Invasion, she was bitten by a Vampire!Stu, and transformed. All of her missions previous to partnering with Cadmar and Mark are conveniently missing.

Since the vampire that turned her was following Discworld rules, she is able to sublimate her addiction to blood through physical contact, and has once described it as similar to feeding on the latent emotions of others. This often manifests through her tendency to glomp or give out friendly hugs and punches.


Relatively tall, and looks of some vague Asian descent, with long black hair. Due to being a vampire, her skin is pale and grey, and she usually wears cloaks and coats to avoid flashes or the sun. Recently switched to a comically big wide-brimmed hat, along with a fine Elven cloak (you'd think there was a factory making them with how much they show up in fics). Her eyes are yellow and slit-pupiled, and she has large cat ears on her head. The more weird bit is having hands that are a mix between paws and regular hands. Opposable thumbs are a blessing, naturally.


Happy, mischievous, and fun-loving... most of the time. Underneath, she has deep issues over losing people or being left behind and alone. She is more than willing to go out of her way for others, and is easy to get along with, though she can be amoral, callous and greedy at times, and likes to be the "dominant" force above others. She has recently entered a romantic relationship with Florestan, which is going very well despite the hectic lifestyle inherent to two PPC agents in separate departments.

Minis and Pets[]

Sometime prior to being partnered with Mark and Cadmar, she made a patchwork/zombie cat named Rasputin. She owns the mini-Rancor Bob Fett.

Mission Reports[]

Home: RC 481,516,234,277

Partnered with Cadmar and Mark[]