Although not maniacal, as many PPCers are, Agent Mara is somber and blunt when she's not teasing her partner. Mara showed her partner, Agent Isaiah, the ropes early on in their missions, but as Isaiah gains more and more experience, she finds herself being on more of an equal footing with him. She still refers to him as "Recruit" now and again, even though Isaiah is now one of the oldest PPCers still active. She is tall and of medium build, with curly black hair that Misspelled Monkeys love to yank on, green eyes (DARK green, Suethors!), olive-toned skin, and is accompanied by her mini-Balrog, Moordoor. Her favorite weapon is a replica of Captain Jack Sparrow's pistol (which she only loads one round into at a time), and her favorite character in the multiverse is Samwise Gamgee.
History[]
Mara is a veteran, having been in the PPC for six years before founding the Department of Technical Errors in mid-2004.
Agent Len, the original flamethrower guy, was her boyfriend and partner until he tried to decapitate her while on a mission. She is friends with Agent Rosie, Agent Quen, and Techno-Dann. Recently, she began the arduous tasks of training new DTE recruits Melanin Butterfly and Tiranel van de Kamp.
In January 2005, Mara and Isaiah (along with half the rest of HQ) helped Agents Dafydd Illian and Selene Windflower of DOGA to exorcise Alumia the Woodsprite from Arda. Yes, the whole planet.
Missions Reports[]
Home: The Red Pen Files
There is an abbreviated list on Miss Cam's site, here.
Partnered with Isaiah[]
- "The Most Beautiful Women" (Pirates of the Caribbean)
- "Imposter" (Pirates of the Caribbean), with Quen
- "Shay Leigh Turner," Part 1, Part 2 (Pirates of the Caribbean)
- "Your Unhappy Elladan" (Lord of the Rings)
- "A Visit to OFUCI" (interlude)
- "The Sue Smiting Ceremony" (interlude)
- "Mary Sue's Mind Control" (Lord of the Rings)
- "All About You" (Pirates of the Caribbean)
- "Return of the Sue," Part 1, Part 2 (Pirates of the Caribbean)
- "A Slut for Samwise and Her Demise" (Lord of the Rings), Mara with Agent Rosie Cotton Bomull (DMO)
- "Sweet Sampetra" (Redwall)
- "The Monkeys of Doom" (Pirates of the Caribbean), with Quen and trainee Tiranel
- "Mara-thon" (Pirates of the Caribbean)
- "Skylar James" (Pirates of the Caribbean)
- "Caribbean Ding-Dong" (Pirates of the Caribbean)
- "Unpaid in Full" (Pirates of the Caribbean)
- "The Hobbit-Hating Rider" (Lord of the Rings)