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Key is an agent in the Department of Implausible Crossovers. She was created by Adagio.

Agent Profile[]


Key is a thin, delicately built girl with pale hair hacked short and dark blue eyes. She would probably be quite attractive if she ever combed her hair. And washed it. And washed the rest of her, while she was at it. And maybe put on something that didn't smell like it was found in a toilet.


Key is wry, sarcastic, and cynical about life. She refuses to take part in the assassination of Sues, and by extension forces her partner to do the same. Instead, she calls in assassins from the Department of Mary Sues to take care of any Sues she might run across during missions. This likely has to do with the fact that she can sense upcoming death.

She also rather enjoys the sound of her own voice.


After Key's first partner went mad on their second mission and her next proved unable to handle the stress, she was partnered with Amara for several years until the latter burned down Sunnydale on a mission. Key is now partnered with Hawthorne.


Mission Reports[]

Home: Response Center #9843

Partnered with Hawthorne[]