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Kalen is an agent in the Department of Bad Slash. He is written by Iximaz.


Kalen stands at exactly four inches tall and has a perpetually grumpy expression. He has vivid green windblown hair, eyes of a similar color, and dresses in all green to match his green dragonfly wings. He likes to wear open vests to better show off his dark, battle-scarred skin. He is hardly, if ever, seen without his +2 gold sword. After all, you never know when a random encounter might happen.


Kalen likes three things: Fighting, drinking, and looting. Apparently, his old D&D player preferred the combat aspects of the game and never really bothered developing Kalen's personality, and he's perfectly happy with that. He absolutely hates his position in Bad Slash, and often goes to the Flowers to complain about his assignment. It doesn't look like he'll be reassigned anytime soon, though, much to his dismay.

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RC 62442

  1. "So Now He's Japanese?" (The Inheritance Cycle)
  2. "Neverfree From Working" (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic) (cameo)