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Jay Thorntree is one of the agents from the Original Series. She most famously worked with Acacia Byrd in the Department of Mary Sues and the Department of Implausible Crossovers. She also worked in the Real People Fic Department for a time, but was kicked out for attempting to murder Vin Diesel.[1]  After Acacia retired, Jay briefly worked with Agent Rhus before retiring herself.

Agent History[]

Early Days[]

Jay was recruited to the PPC in 1996 HST, and immediately joined the Department of Mary Sues. The identities of her partners in those early days are not known; however, at least one is said to have been killed by Nendil Morifëa of the Department of Internal Security, and one (possibly the same one) is rumored to have gone insane.

Jay was involved in the later events of the Reorganisation, specifically the attacks on the DIS which drove them from HQ. She is credited with the idea (specifically, deflecting the rays with mirrors) which defeated the Daleks—the DIS's secret weapon, which nearly won them the war—and is known to have worked alongside Jared Calinson and Mortic Wentway for the duration of the crisis. She also defeated Nendil in a duel during these events, but was unable to kill him.

Jay (left) and Acacia by Bold Font


In 2002, Jay was partnered with a new assassin: Acacia Byrd. The pair became the most famous assassins in the PPC, with the largest body of mission reports available at the time. They worked together for less than a year—including a stint in the Department of Implausible Crossovers—before Acacia retired for sanity reasons. During this time, the pair ended the PPC's kill-all-Cute Animal Friends policy when they recruited Alice.

Jay (left) and Acacia by Huinesoron

After Acacia[]

Jay remained in the DMS following her partner's retirement, and was assigned to Rhus Radicans. However, they completed only two (recorded) missions before Jay, too, retired in 2003.

In late June 2003, Jay defended the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy from invading Suvians in the Battle of the Canon. Neither Acacia nor Rhus seem to have been with her.

She is known to have had a "leaving do" of some description on her retirement, but not much else is known.[2]


  • 1996 - Recruited to the PPC and the DMS.
  • 1997-1998 - Partner killed by Nendil Morifëa.
  • 1999 - The Reorganisation. Jay helps send the DIS into exile.
  • 2002 - Partnered with Acacia Byrd.
  • 2003 - Acacia Byrd retires. Jay retires soon after, following a brief partnership with Rhus.

Mission Reports[]

Partnered with Acacia[]

Jay a la dollzmania.com

Partnered with Rhus[]

Other Appearances[]


  1. "A Taste of Blood" by Jay and Acacia, ca. 15 June 2003
  2. "Unexpected" by Huinesoron, 1 July 2013