Hyperlustin Disorder (alternate spelling "Hyperlustein Disorder") is a disorder usually found in recruited OCs and bit characters. An individual with hyperlustin disorder will, under extreme stress, begin to overproduce the hormone lustin, which causes fangirling, putting him at high risk for a hyperlustin attack.
Hyperlustin attacks occur when the levels of lustin are so high that the sufferer's nervous system is badly stressed by the overload, and the individual is forced to glomp the nearest Lust Object.
Hyperlustin attacks can be treated with Anti-Lustin, and affected agents should carry this medication with them in the field. Attacks can be prevented if the agent gets enough rest and avoids stressful situations. Needless to say, this is an impractical cure for PPC agents.