Helen Gale is the lead scientist and lab manager for the Department of Mary Sue Experiments and Research, directly under the Thistle. She was written by Crystal, Lily Winterwood, or both. We're not quite sure.
During the Macrovirus Epidemic, she and her opposite Mike Rudd lead the combined forces of the DMSE&R and the Medical Research Division in search of a cure for the macrovirus.
Helen has dark hair and brown eyes, and is full of barely suppressed rage against the universe. She can sometimes be found at Rudi's, playing Cluedo.