U[]
- Name - Most current dept. or affiliation, division or position if applicable - Most current partner's name - Writer's name - Link
- Notes, if they don't have a page.
- Uffda - Medical - N/A - chem_nerd - Appearance (NSFW language, gore warning)
- Ulrich Órfinn - N/A - N/A - KnShirayuki - Appearance 1 2
- Uminari, Ōtsu no - N/A - N/A - Adoptable - Rescue
- A Heian period onmyōji rescued from the Onmyōji video game continuum; free for adoption.
- Urato Tomiyama - DF - Inasuke Akagashi - KnShirayuki - Spin-off
V[]
- Name - Most current dept. or affiliation, division or position if applicable - Most current partner's name - Writer's name - Link
- Notes, if they don't have a page.
- Valdenia ("Pip") - DRD - Diana - those vaguely akin to humanity - Appearance
- Valdenia is a partly reformed "Draco's half-Veela sister" Sue with a talking rat named Cheddar.
- Valerie Christaki - Medical - N/A - Laburnum - Spin-off
- Valon Vance - DF - Kala Jeng - Voyd - Appearance
- Vania Tolluk - Floaters - Doc - Doctorlit - Spin-off
- Velociripper - Floaters - Falchion and Rashida Mafdetiti - SkarmorySilver - Spin-off
- Veminta Fincaran - DMS - Penny Smith - Vemi/Huinesoron - Spin-off
- Venomous Tentacula, The - LMSF Leader - N/A - Tawaki - Appearance 1, 2
- Verdana Chartreuse - unknown - unknown - Luthien - Article
- Verdana wrote an article about St. Patrick's Day for the March 2006 edition of the Multiverse Monitor.
- Veridian Green - DCPS - Stevius - Trojanhorse - Spin-off
- Verra Rose - DI - Alec Troven - Kippur - Spin-off
- Vindaloo - Department of Godplayers? - ToorKay John - Tungsten Monk - Article
- Vinelasher Kudzu - HQ Card Shop - Greg and Julien - Free-to-Use NPC - Origin
- Voltarmi - DoI, liaison to WoW - N/A - Loaner NPC - Origin
- Vyctori - unknown - unknown - Echo - Appearance 1, 2
- Vyctori once went on a mission with Agent TFL. She wielded a large scythe.
W[]
- Name - Most current dept. or affiliation, division or position if applicable - Most current partner's name - Writer's name - Link
- Notes, if they don't have a page.
- Warhawk - DBS - unknown - Tungsten Monk - Article 1 2
- Agent Warhawk (female, 19) snapped a photo of Agent Suicide in the shower and, in a total coincidence we're sure, went missing shortly thereafter.
- WarPrincessSushi - DMS, HP Division - Twitchy - those vaguely akin to humanity - Appearance
- Waterlily Commander, The - DMFF, Dept. Head - N/A - Free-to-Use NPC - Origin
- Wayne Garamond - DMS, Anime Division - Gunny MacDougal - Gundamkiwi - Spin-off Appearance
- Weasel - DIC - Dina - peace_weasel - Journal
- Fin Sharkley's younger sister.
- Whatever - DF - Krisprolls and South - Khajidu - Appearance
- Whitney - DMS, Video Games Division - Backslash - SkarmorySilver - First appearance
- Who - Nursery - N/A - doctorlit - Recruitment Appearance
- William Archer - Floaters - Raphael Sabbat - Fynn - Spin-off
- William Marshall - DIC, Harry Potter Division - none - Cassie Cameron-Young - Appearance 1 2 3
- Wings - DMS, Sci-Fi/Steampunk Division - Aztec - Wings - Spin-off 1, 2
- Wisteria, The - DO, Dept. Head - N/A - Free-to-Use NPC - Origin Appearance
- The Wisteria was killed in the Crashing Down crisis and succeeded as Head of the DO by the Nightshade.
- Wobbles the Clown - Floaters - The Notary - Wobblestheclown - Appearance 1 (TW: Rape, torture)
- WyldeHorse - DMS, Anime Division - Teena - WyldeHorse - Spin-off
X[]
- Name - Most current dept. or affiliation, division or position if applicable - Most current partner's name - Writer's name - Link
- Notes, if they don't have a page.
- X - Floaters, ESAS or SOD - Arya Dragon - Manx (?) - Appearance
Y[]
- Name - Most current dept. or affiliation, division or position if applicable - Most current partner's name - Writer's name - Link
- Notes, if they don't have a page.
- Yed Ikko - DMS, Legend of Zelda Division - P.Q. Shambutter - Meir Brin - Article
- Yertis, The - DIA, New Caledonia Division Head - N/A - Free-to-Use NPC - Origin
- Yoof - DO, Cafeteria Worker - Séverine - doctorlit - Appearance 1 2
- Yuuna Takamiya - DIC - Solvig Karinsdotter - Edhelistar - Spin-off
Z[]
- Name - Most current dept. or affiliation, division or position if applicable - Most current partner's name - Writer's name - Link
- Notes, if they don't have a page.
- Zach Homewood - Floaters - Sara Knight - Sara - Spin-off
- Za'kiir - DMS, Freelance - Natalie Carlman - Silenthunder - Origin
- Zan Holbar - Floaters - Tira Avrona - Tawaki - Spin-off
- Zaneth - DMS, HP Division - Joe Bob Brentwood - Architeuthis - Appearance 1 2 3
- Zaneth is an illithid. Formerly of the X-Files Division.
- Zeeky Doog - DAVD - Merelette Turner - Tawaki - Appearance
- Zeke - Department of Sufficiently Advanced Technology - Voyd - Appearance
- A Porygon-Z gijinka who apparently works with Adéle Bowen.
- Zerenze - DoSAT - none - Herr Wozzeck - Recruitment Appearance
- Zim - DO, the Armory - N/A - Delta Juliette - Appearance
- Zodfang Gobrunt - Floaters - Marcus - Ekyl - Spin-off
- Z'reth Sha - DIC - unknown - Rez Montrose - Article