Protector of the Ringbearer is a The Lord of the Rings mission by Agents Jay and Acacia. It is the 4th episode of the Original Series.
Aislinn[]
Character History[]
Aislinn had the power to change into a blue unicorn. She fell in love with Frodo, then followed Frodo and Sam to Mordor.
Charges[]
Aislinn was charged with "disrupting the canon by being a member of a nonexistent species, interfering with the characters of—mainly Frodo, and Sam as well; and being a Mary Sue."
Character Demise[]
The Sue, in unicorn form, was caught in a snare made of invisible yarn, and Jay (being a virgin and thus traditionally allowed to do this sort of thing) lured the unicorn into laying its head in her lap. This allowed Acacia to charge and shoot the unicorn.
Jay and Acacia sawed off the dead unicorn's horn (which came in handy later) and brought the rest to Luxury, who stuffed its head and turned its skin into a nice blue rug in exchange for an invisible scrunchie.
Branwyn Luck[]
Character History[]
Branwyn, who inexplicably had blue hair in Middle-earth, caused Merry and Pippin to be tortured so that she could rescue them.
Charges[]
Branwyn was charged with "disrupting the canon by being a member of a nonexistent species—whatever species you are, I'm sure it was never in the canon—interfering with the characters of Saruman and Merry and Pippin, causing events to eventuate for no apparent reason just so you can rescue and comfort the characters involved, and being a Mary Sue."
Character Demise[]
Jay and Acacia portaled into Orthanc's dungeon while Branwyn was engaged in "rescuing" Merry and Pippin.
Acacia shot Branwyn with an arrow. The body was left to disappear along with the uncanonical Orthanc dungeon.