This is a list of all personnel who work or have worked in the Department of Fictional Psychology. Each person has a designation of "Written by" or "Created by." The first indicates that the person in question is currently in use and may not be used without permission. The second indicates that the creator is no longer writing for the character, and the character is free to use.
Directors
The Kudzu Vine
- Main article: Kudzu
The Kudzu is a sentient kudzu vine. The FicPsych staff tend to refer to the Kudzu as "she." Created by Jay and Acacia.
For the Kudzu's appearances, see the main article.
Dr. Philip Freedenberg
- Main article: Doctor Freedenberg
Dr. Freedenberg
- Created by Jay and Acacia
- Full name: Philip Freedenberg
- Goes by: Dr. Freedenberg, Doc
- Species: Human
- Home continuum: Unknown; presumably Earth
- Age: Unknown
- Eyes: Brown
- Hair: Gray
- Height: 5'9"
- Weight: 155 lbs.
- Appearances: See main article.
Nurses
Algernon Bogglish
Nurse Bogglish
Bogglish died in the Macrovirus Epidemic.
- Created by Neshomeh
- Full name: Algernon Bogglish
- Goes by: Nurse Bogglish
- Species: Human
- Home continuum: Earth
- Age: 35 (deceased)
- Eyes: Gray
- Hair: Black
- Height: 5'10"
- Weight: 167 lbs.
- Appearances:
Castor Parwill
Nurse Parwill
Parwill's sex is unknown.
- Created by Neshomeh
- Full name: Castor Parwill
- Goes by: Nurse Parwill
- Species: Human
- Home continuum: Star Trek
- Age: 27
- Eyes: Blue
- Hair: Blonde
- Height: 5'9"
- Weight: 135 lbs.
- Appearances:
Constance Sims
- Main article: Constance Sims
Nurse Sims
Constance was an agent who occasionally moonlighted with FicPsych. She is now retired and married to Dafydd Illian.
- Written by Kaitlyn, Huinesoron
- Full name: Constance Sims
- Goes by: Constance, Agent Sims, Nurse Sims
- Species: Human
- Home continuum: Real World
- Age: 27
- Eyes: Brown, with glasses
- Hair: Black
- Height: Taller than average
- Weight: Unknown
- Appearances: See main article.
Elms
Nurse Elms
Elms learned to fight in a Generic Tavern, where she discovered a knack and fondness for combat with cookware. Preferably anything made of cast iron.
- Written by Neshomeh
- Full name: Elmira Serena Sylphia Saffron
- Goes by: Elms, Nurse Elms
- Species: Human
- Home continuum: Generic D&D fantasy
- Age: 20
- Eyes: Brown, blue-framed glasses
- Hair: Blonde
- Height: 5'6"
- Weight: 130 lbs.
- Appearances:
Jann Pablum
Nurse Pablum
Pablum died in the Macrovirus Epidemic.
- Created by Neshomeh
- Full name: Jann Pablum
- Goes by: Nurse Pablum
- Species: Human
- Home continuum: Earth (Norway)
- Age: 43 (deceased)
- Eyes: Blue
- Hair: Brown, buzzed
- Height: 6'0"
- Weight: 169 lbs.
- Appearances:
Jennifer Robinson
- Main article: Jennifer Robinson
Nurse Robinson
- Written by Neshomeh
- Full name: Jennifer Robinson
- Goes by: Jenni, Nurse Robinson, Nurse Jenni
- Species: Human (for all practical purposes)
- Home continuum: Unpublished original fantasy
- Age: 29
- Eyes: Green
- Hair: Brown
- Height: 5'7"
- Weight: 130 lbs.
- Appearances: See main article.
Leon Barker
- Main article: Leon Barker
Nurse Barker
Barker's canine teeth are filed to sharp points, like a vampire's.
- Written by Spud Avec
- Full name: Leon Barker
- Goes by: Nurse Barker, Barker
- Species: Human
- Home continuum: Earth
- Age: 29
- Eyes: Blue
- Hair: Blue
- Height: Unknown
- Weight: Unknown
- Appearances: See main article.
Loquacious Immac
Nurse Immac
- Created by Neshomeh
- Full name: Loquacious Immac
- Goes by: Nurse Immac, Immie
- Species: Human
- Home continuum: Discworld
- Age: 23
- Eyes: Brown
- Hair: Brown
- Height: 5'1"
- Weight: 100 lbs.
- Appearances:
Mirrad
- Main article: Mirrad
Nurse Mirrad
- Written by Neshomeh
- Full name: Mirrad
- Goes by: Mirrad, Nurse Mirrad
- Species: Minbari
- Home continuum: Babylon 5 (Minbar)
- Age: 66
- Eyes: Brown
- Hair: N/A
- Height: 5'5-1/2"
- Weight: 132 lbs.
- Appearances: See main article.
Nathonea Dewstan
- Main article: Nathonea Dewstan
Nurse Dewstan
Nathonea was assimilated by the Borg during the Assimilation Crisis. She was rescued, but she still has some Borg implants, including the eyepiece and a mechanical arm. Her eyesight and hearing are above average.
- Created by Nathonea
- Full name: Nathonea Dewstan
- Goes by: Nurse Dewstan, Nathonea
- Species: Human/Borg
- Home continuum: Earth
- Age: Unknown
- Eyes: Hazel
- Hair: Brown
- Height: Unknown
- Weight: Unknown
- Appearances: See main article.
Suzine Sachs
- Main article: Suzine Sachs
Head Nurse Suzine
- Created by NenyaQuende
- Full name: Suzine Sachs
- Goes by: Suzine, Head Nurse Suzine
- Species: Human
- Home continuum: Unknown; presumably Earth
- Age: 36
- Eyes: Black
- Hair: Black
- Height: 5'5"
- Weight: 126 lbs.
- Appearances: See main article.
Others
Alex Bjørnsen
Alex
Alex is the department's latest nurses' assistant. He has episodes of precognition, but with HQ time being what it is, they're as often of things that already happened as not. Sometimes he gets lucky, though. He was kicked out of his home 'verse by his author for being an extraneous mystic in the middle of a high-tech guerrilla war.
- Written by Neshomeh
- Full name: Alex Bjørnsen
- Goes by: Alex
- Species: Human
- Home continuum: Unpublished original sci-fi (Scandinavia)
- Age: 17
- Eyes: Grey-blue
- Hair: Blond
- Height: 5'8"
- Weight: 135 lbs.
- Appearances:
- "Ring Child" (Lord of the Rings x Harry Potter), Agents Supernumerary and Ilraen (DIC) with Suicide and Diocletian (DMS)
- "PPC Bleepka Bar" (RP)
Frank
- Main article: Frank
Dr. Freedenberg's Hooloovoo secretary. Frank identifies as female. Created by NenyaQuende.
See the main article for Frank's appearances.
The potted fern
This fern, lowercase f, should not be confused with the Fern, capital F, in Legal. This one has an inordinate fondness for doughnuts.
- Created by: NenyaQuende.
- Appearances: