Evie is an agent in the Department of Floaters, Special Operations Division. She is written by Fish Custard and is currently partnered with the Fisherman. She is an anthropomorphic representation of GLaDOS, rescued from a particularly dire Portal fic, and then augmented by DoSAT to remove any dangerous elements. Her name is an acronym for "Encapsulated Virtual Intelligence Entity."
Agent Profile
Evie is of average height and build, as is to be expected for an under-described badfic refugee. Her notable external features are her bright white hair and the electronic elements embedded in her boots and gloves. Her entire body is in fact biomechanical, with human biological elements interwoven with advanced artificial intelligence technology.
Her personality reflects that of her namesake: she is cuttingly sarcastic, can be highly cynical, and has a very limited respect for what most people would call morality, seeing only "things that work" and "things that don't." She also has a love of science, particularly experimentation and testing.
Evie's interactions with technology are highly unpredictable. On some occasions machines have allowed her to communicate with them via what could only be described as "computer telepathy," and on others technological items have simply refused to work for her at all. Even when using her "machine-whispering" powers, results are not guaranteed, and on more than one occasion a device has taken a strong disliking to Evie and short-circuited. For this reason she is reluctant to use this ability during missions.
Agent History
Evie was rescued from a badfic via the use of a Simulation Generator, and brought to Agent Chase of the Department of Sufficiently Advanced Technology. Chase attempted to simply augment her AI programming to remove the sections less conducive to PPC work, but she managed to lock him out. He then turned to physical modifications, and removed the large array of in-built offensive weapons, including three turret guns, a mobile neurotoxin emitter and something only identified as a "Kinetic Termination Device." The newly-christened Evie was taken to one of DoSAT's isolated testing areas for a trial run. It was at this point that the Fisherman's TARDIS crashed into PPC HQ. Upon seeing the Time Lord, Evie's base programming took over, and she promptly shot him with the one turret gun Agent Chase had missed.
Evie was taken for further surgery to remove the gun and augment her personality. A brute-force approach managed to remove a large part of her homicidal imperative, although enough was left to ensure that she would make an efficient assassin. After receiving a download of various choice fandom data, along with PPC operating procedures, she was partnered with another new agent (who the Ironic Overpower determined would be the Fisherman, the man she had shot) and assigned to the Special Operations Division.
Mission Reports
Home: Department of Floaters: SOD
Partnered with the Fisherman
- Interlude #00: "Regeneration"
- The short tale of how a Time Lord and an unstable anthropomorphic computer ended up working together against badfic.
- Mission #1: "Odd Experiences" (Haruhi Suzumiya)
- The Fisherman and Evie deal with a particularly depraved Suethor's take on the relationship between Mikuru, Haruhi and Tsuruya.
- Mission #2: "Twila The Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre" (Twilight)
- Can Twilight get any worse? Yes. The duo find out just how much worse it can get when they face down a particularly irritating troll.
- Mission #3: "The Melancholy of Bella Swan" (Twilight x Haruhi Suzumiya)
- What happens when the logic of a fic is so loose that reality just gives up? Custard, that's what.
- Interlude #1: "You Have (Not) Arrived"
- With the TARDIS acting strangely and an urgent summons by the Flowers That Be, can the Fisherman find his way to RC #4444 or will he be left to flit around HQ forever?
- Mission #4: "The Longing" (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic), the Fisherman with Agent Sakariel
- The Fisherman goes on a rescue mission, becomes a pony and encounters a very un-princess-like Celestia.