"Ein Frohliche Weihnachten mit Doktor Trollenfisch und Gabrielle!"

"Ein Frohliche…"
Link:	Mission
Author(s):	Scapegrace, Iximaz
Agents:	Doktor Trollenfisch, Gabrielle
Continuum:	Harry Potter
Rating:	Mature
Published:
Set:	April 25, 2015
Series info
Spin-off:
Previous:	N/A
Next:	"Brevity: Not Always the Soul of Wit"

"Ein Frohliche…" is a mission undertaken by Doktor Trollenfisch and Gabrielle into a Legendary Badfic.

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Synopsis

Agent Gabrielle is assigned as a new partner to Doktor Trollenfisch. The two are set to mission a Harry Potter badfic; Gabrielle, not wanting to disappoint her partner, lies to him that she likes the canon despite not having read it.

As they enter and observe the fic, they discover that the fic is a Harry/Draco bad slash. Gabrielle eventually reveals her lack of knowledge on Harry Potter canon, but the Doktor does not mind, to her relief; moreover, she is still able to contribute her takes to the mission despite this.

To the agents' horror, the fic devolves into extreme squick in which an OOC Harry performs an unsafe and non-consensual coffee enema on an OOC Draco, then drinks the contaminated coffee afterwards. The agents then charge and exorcise the OOC canons before returning home.

Trivia

The original fic was sporked on Deleterius in entry "Truly the most DISGUSTING Harry/Draco fic you will EVER read. NWS IN THE EXTREME." by malganis, archived on Wayback Machine.