Derwin is a rather new member of the Department of Mary Sues, Freelance Division. He is partnered with Gurgan.
Agent Profile[]
Appearance[]
Wears a lot of ragged clothing befitting a former vagabond. Sometimes wears a dark jacket. His only real distinguishing characteristic is his metal teeth and the scar across his right shoulder. He likes to smile a lot, which can be rather off-putting.
Personality[]
- I'm getting better, I promise!
- —He is getting better. He promises.
It depends on his mental state, actually. When he is coherent, he is cheerful, friendly, and sarcastic, with a fondness for making jokes. When he is NOT coherent, he is a frothing, giggling sort of fellow who is prone to screaming out nonsense phrases and attacking furniture. However, he can control this (to a degree) with the aid of powerful anti-psychotic medication. Unfortunately, the effectiveness of these pills is shaky, forcing him to carry a constant supply. Oh, yes, one minor note. There are times when the person he was BEFORE becoming a ghoul makes an appearance. When this happens, he is a sociopathic, stab-happy, eyeball-eating maniac.
Notes of Interest[]
Once ate half the SO's office supplies (a feat of which he is quite proud) and burned down a training center in an incident involving a cream pie, a flare, and a baby wombat. Likes to play strip poker with the minis of other agents, causing Gurgan no small amount of stress.
Agent History[]
He only remembers bits and pieces of his life before ghoulification. He DOES remember that he was a raider, and that he wasn't a very nice person.
He lived in a shack near Arefu after becoming a ghoul, where he ate people. (That had already died, mind you. He's not a murderer... most of the time, anyway.) One interesting note: he acquired his "Chompers" (a set of serrated, stainless steel dentures) BEFORE his current state. He also remembers being a cabbage, a walrus, and a box of ice cream.
He joined the PPC after falling into a plothole that appeared in his home one day. Hasn't looked back since.
PPC[]
He still has a lot to learn, having only been an agent for about three months now. He sees his partner as both a father figure and (sometimes) a talking gumball machine. He likes his job to a rather unhealthy degree. Can go a little "Leeroy Jenkins" on missions.
Missions Reports[]
Home: None yet.
Partnered with Gurgan[]
- Interlude 1: "A Meeting Between the Mutates"