- Not to be confused with Death or Death (agent).
Dead was an agent in the Department of Emergencies around the time that Jay and Acacia were assigned to the Department of Implausible Crossovers. She had a pet gecko named Gecko and had a reputation for being trigg er-happy. At one point, she put a mountain through the head of a half-dragon, half-unicorn Sue.
Agent Dead worked with Jay Thorntree on a mission in which Aragorn raped Legolas. The agents had to rush a dying Legolas to Medical, then exorcise the entire Fellowship.
Dead and Jay also rescued Agents Rosie Cotton Bomull and Nenya Gabriel from a deletion-in-progress.
Appearances[]
- "Torment" (Lord of the Rings), with Agent Jay (DIC)
- "You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps."—Especially when dealing with a case where the canon characters are totally out of their minds. Oh, the pain...
- "The Dark of the Moon" (Lord of the Rings), Agents Rosie Cotton Bomull and Nenya Gabriel (DMS - DMO), with Agent Jay Thorntree (DIC)
- Agents Dead and Jay get Rosie and Nenya out of a deletion.