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A '''crash dummy''' is an inflatable dummy that channels the [[Mary Sue|Sueish]] spirit of first- or second-person fanfictions. With a dummy, PPC [[agent]]s can enter such fics without being [[Sued]]. Each dummy starts off as a soft yellow cube bearing the instructions "Do not pull cord until in fic." The dummies come in "Me" and "[[You]]" varieties, one for first-person and the other for second-person. They are not very durable, so treat them with care.
 
A '''crash dummy''' is an inflatable dummy that channels the [[Mary Sue|Sueish]] spirit of first- or second-person fanfictions. With a dummy, PPC [[agent]]s can enter such fics without being [[Sued]]. Each dummy starts off as a soft yellow cube bearing the instructions "Do not pull cord until in fic." The dummies come in "Me" and "[[You]]" varieties, one for first-person and the other for second-person. They are not very durable, so treat them with care.
   
To use a crash dummy, shove the dummy into the fic first, so that the Sue inhabits the dummy instead of an agent. Crash dummies can be [[Assassination|assassinated]] just like normal Sues; upon death, they turn back into crash dummies and can be folded back into a cube. [[DoSAT]] does not take kindly to agents who destroy or lose crash dummies; agents are advised to use assassination strategies that leave the body intact and retrievable.
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To use a crash dummy, shove the dummy into the fic first, so that the Sue inhabits the dummy instead of an agent. Crash dummies can be [[Assassination|assassinated]] just like normal Sues; upon death, they turn back into crash dummies and can be folded back into a cube. [[DoSAT]] does not take kindly to agents who destroy or lose crash dummies; agents are advised to use assassination strategies that leave the body intact and retrievable, such as [[Avada Kedavra|the Killing Curse]].
   
 
==Use in Missions==
 
==Use in Missions==
* [http://www.misssandman.com/PPC/DTE7.htm "All About You"] (''[[Pirates of the Caribbean]]''), Agents [[Isaiah]] and [[Mara]] ([[DTE]])
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* [http://uncommon-comma.livejournal.com/4333.html "All About You"] (''[[Pirates of the Caribbean]]''), Agents [[Isaiah]] and [[Mara]] ([[DTE]])
 
** See the PPC crash dummy in action for the first time!
 
** See the PPC crash dummy in action for the first time!
* [http://www.freewebs.com/rcphi/mission4.htm "The Fonic Crystals, the Sword, and the Assassins"] (''[[Tales of the Abyss]]''), Agents [[Katrina]] and [[Samuel]] ([[DMS]])
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* [https://plotprotectors.neocities.org/katsam/mission04.html "The Fonic Crystals, the Sword, and the Assassins"] ([[Tales Series|''Tales of the Abyss'']]), Agents [[Katrina]] and [[Samuel]] ([[DMS]])
 
** Agent Katrina experiences what happens if you forget the crash dummy.
 
** Agent Katrina experiences what happens if you forget the crash dummy.
* [http://members.home.nl/indemaat/09torchwood.html "miley's story"] (''[[Torchwood]]''), Agents [[Tasmin]] and [[Emma Julia|Emma]] (DMS - ''[[Doctor Who]]/[[Torchwood]]'')
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* [http://ppc.timescale.nl/09torchwood.html "miley's story"] (''[[Torchwood]]''), Agents [[Tasmin]] and [[Emma Julia|Emma]] (DMS - ''[[Doctor Who]]/[[Torchwood]]'')
 
** The crash dummy is used as a stand-in for multiple first-person POVs.
 
** The crash dummy is used as a stand-in for multiple first-person POVs.
* [http://starshadowhall.tripod.com/ppc/rc1110/01smasher.html "The Smasher"] (''[[Super Smash Bros.]]''), Agents [[Derik]] and [[Earwig]] ([[DMS]])
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* [https://neshomehsarchive.neocities.org/rc1110/01smasher.html "The Smasher"] (''[[Super Smash Bros.]]''), Agents [[Derik]] and [[Earwig]] ([[DMS]])
 
** The team is saved from being stuck in [[Spidey3000|the Stu's]] head thanks to Earwig's tendency to acquire things.
 
** The team is saved from being stuck in [[Spidey3000|the Stu's]] head thanks to Earwig's tendency to acquire things.
 
* [http://miah-arthur.livejournal.com/13181.html "All Hail the Ironic Overpower!"] (''[[Sherlock Holmes]]''), Agents [[Kelok]] and [[Unger]] ([[APD]] - ''Sherlock Holmes'')
 
* [http://miah-arthur.livejournal.com/13181.html "All Hail the Ironic Overpower!"] (''[[Sherlock Holmes]]''), Agents [[Kelok]] and [[Unger]] ([[APD]] - ''Sherlock Holmes'')
* [http://caddy-shack.webs.com/missiontwo.htm "Sweet Candy"] (''[[Harry Potter]]''), Trainee [[Cadmar]] and Agent [[Luxury]] ([[DBS]])
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* [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pXnmjwrVMMSJlub8k6ug1b28-1G79m_OaLRKQiDfJAI/edit?hl=en_US&authkey=CNKmk7YO "Sweet Candy"] (''[[Harry Potter]]''), Trainee [[Cadmar]] and Agent [[Luxury]] ([[DBS]])
 
** Luxury forgets to check whether the fic is first-person during Cadmar's first [[Bad Slash]] mission.
 
** Luxury forgets to check whether the fic is first-person during Cadmar's first [[Bad Slash]] mission.
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* [http://rc-6237.livejournal.com/5606.html "My little Pony and the Rainbow Wands"] ("[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]"), Agents [[Ian Nahinu]] and [[Amelia Keaton]] ([[DMS]])
[[Category:Technology]]
 
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** The fic suddenly switches to first person and Amelia is dragged along for the ride.
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* [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WLXsOOT1Lws86Rq4aCS2CI27ROTyn5v5E-roPzUZZ80/edit?pli=1 "Pilot"] (''[[Pokémon]]'' x [[World One]]), Agents [[Chris]] and [[Ami Seeker]] ([[DF]]) with [[Falchion]] (DF)
 
[[Category:PPC Technology]]

Latest revision as of 04:56, 15 October 2021

PPC crash dummies

A crash dummy is an inflatable dummy that channels the Sueish spirit of first- or second-person fanfictions. With a dummy, PPC agents can enter such fics without being Sued. Each dummy starts off as a soft yellow cube bearing the instructions "Do not pull cord until in fic." The dummies come in "Me" and "You" varieties, one for first-person and the other for second-person. They are not very durable, so treat them with care.

To use a crash dummy, shove the dummy into the fic first, so that the Sue inhabits the dummy instead of an agent. Crash dummies can be assassinated just like normal Sues; upon death, they turn back into crash dummies and can be folded back into a cube. DoSAT does not take kindly to agents who destroy or lose crash dummies; agents are advised to use assassination strategies that leave the body intact and retrievable, such as the Killing Curse.

Use in Missions[]