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Agent Car'rok

Car'rok works for the Department of Mary Sues, primarily in the Tolkien Fandom. Her partner is Tia Giltine. She is written by BattleHamster.

Agent Profile[]


Ca'rok is a Rirhait, a species from the Young Wizards universe. She most closely resembles a giant, metallic, purple centipede. This sometimes causes problems when she has to disguise herself for a mission, because she finds most normal disguises extremely uncomfortable.


Car'rok is, for a PPC agent, sane—most of the time. She tends to be irritable, but has her nicer moments. She is a dedicated—or, more accurately, obsessed—Tolkien purist, and she reacts very violently to any canon mangling in either fanfic or movies.


Agent Car'rok was recruited from a Young Wizards badfic. She decided to change her name to repress bad memories and chose "Car'rok" in honor of one of her favorite books, The Hobbit. She started in the Department of Implausible Crossovers but was transferred to the DMS.

Her first mission as part of the DMS was tackling "Elves and Honor," a fanfic in which Legolas falls in love with the daughters of the King of Mirkwood. He doesn't realize—and neither did the Suethor—that his beloved is, in fact, his sister. To complete the mission, Car'rok and her partner had to kill all three Sue sisters: Elrain, Eldarwin, and Elena.

In her second DMS mission, she and her partner dealt with Erin, a teenage girl who falls from the modern world into Middle-earth, falls in love with Meriadoc Brandybuck, and drinks something that turns her into a hobbit.

Her third mission was an unofficial killing of Azrael Rowena, a Mary Sue in a Sweeney Todd fanfic.

Her fourth mission was "The Fourth Age," a badfic that included two daughters of Aragorn and Arwen, a daughter of Faramir and Éowyn, and Sauron's twins.

Car'rok and her partner also participated in the (as of now unfinished) mass PPCing of the Rose Potter series.

Mission Reports[]

Home: Car'rok and Tia's Mission Reports (ALL LINKS BROKEN)

Partnered with Tia Giltine[]