Branwen Beaton, or "Brannie" to her chums, is more commonly known as "Reason #10 why Mpreg is a dumb idea."
Brannie is short with straight red hair and obvious Asian features. Her skin is a network of scars from various fights and mishaps, with freckles everywhere. She generally has a ribbon in her hair, for reasons unknown.
Brannie is RC #26's spitfire, notorious for being untrustworthy around anything more dangerous than a bath towel. She has a tenuous truce with Inara, her partner's pet mermaid. She tries very hard to be tough and badass, but is actually something of a weenie.
- April 2006 - Recruited, partnered with Agent Sophia "Phia" Cole.
- October 1st, 2006 - Phia is possessed by a Rapist!Slash!Sue-spirit, causing her to attempt to pounce her partner. Reported in "Agents Possessed in Bad Slash Fic!", The Multiverse Monitor, Issue Eight.
- January 14th, 2007 - The Shoelace Incident (don't ask).
- June 6th, 2008 - The Incident with the 37,000 Weasels and One Lobster Trap (we don't know, but Phia thinks it's the funniest thing ever and Branwen won't say anything).