Branwen Beaton, or "Brannie" to her chums, is more commonly known as "Reason #10 why Mpreg is a dumb idea."

Agent ProfileEdit


Brannie is short with straight red hair and obvious Asian features. Her skin is a network of scars from various fights and mishaps, with freckles everywhere. She generally has a ribbon in her hair, for reasons unknown.


Brannie is RC #26's spitfire, notorious for being untrustworthy around anything more dangerous than a bath towel. She has a tenuous truce with Inara, her partner's pet mermaid. She tries very hard to be tough and badass, but is actually something of a weenie.

Agent TimelineEdit

  • April 2006 - Recruited, partnered with Agent Sophia "Phia" Cole.
  • January 14th, 2007 - The Shoelace Incident (don't ask).
  • June 6th, 2008 - The Incident with the 37,000 Weasels and One Lobster Trap (we don't know, but Phia thinks it's the funniest thing ever and Branwen won't say anything).

Mission ReportsEdit

Partnered with Sophia ColeEdit

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