William "Bill" Fallis is a scientist in the Department of Mary Sue Experiments and Research. He and his partner/spouse Lori Starrett joined on October 23rd, 2008.

The two of them are written by Lily Winterwood.

Character ProfileEdit


Bill and Lori were taking the same courses in college: biology. After graduating, the two still kept in touch. Around that time, Bill introduced Lori to the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Though he became a canon fan, she became a Suethor. Bill eventually managed to convince her that the canon was more important than her private fantasies with Legolas, and she married him a few months after.

The couple fell into HQ via plothole.


Bill is almost the opposite of Lori in terms of figure and height. He is short (5'3") and rather robust, whereas she is tall and slender. He has blond hair and blue eyes.


He enjoys a good laugh now and then, and is generally an easygoing guy. With Mary Sues, though, he has no mercy. Bill is also easily jealous, especially since his wife likes to latch herself onto certain pointy-eared Elvish princelings. Despite that, he and Lori are devoted to each other, and he is always determined to show her that he loves her.


In a still unpublished Ten Years Hence drabble, Bill is the father of a son, Liam. They also own a mini-Centurion named Rosilin.


Research PapersEdit

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