- I'm sorry. I don't speak... monkey! Banyanya?
- —Count Olaf, Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
Babytalk is exactly what the name suggests: talking or writing with the coherence and spelling of an infant. This will usually include all rs being replaced with ws, the suffixes -ickle and -oo being added to normal words, and Lust Objects being referred to by petnames like "Plumpycheeks" or "Snugglywoo." It never ends well.