Architeuthis is a long-time agent in the Department of Intelligence, Lord of the Rings Division. She was around at the time of Jay and Acacia, when she was interested in moving to the Department of Mary Sues once she learned how to shoot straight. Apparently she either never did or changed her mind, since she was still serving as a Spy during the attacks on HQ in 2006, and then the 2008 Mary Sue Invasion. Architeuthis also made a cameo in "Suedom," and at least one mission in the Original Series.
Architeuthis was featured as Agent of the Week the week of October 3–9, 2011.
Architeuthis' recorded reports are written exclusively in the first person; as such, her appearance goes completely undescribed. All that can be deduced is based on a comment about her mother: "My mother's blonde and thin, but that doesn't mean she has Elvish blood." This implies that Architeuthis herself is not blonde or thin, since she could have referred to herself if she were.
According to her PPC Cluedo card, Architeuthis has short black hair, blue eyes, and medium brown skin. This is subject to change if more canonical information is discovered—or created.
Intelligence Reports Edit
- Mission 1 - "The Beginning" (Lord of the Rings)
- A spy joins the Protectors of the Plot Continuum, plus the "official" definition of Mary Sues.
- Mission 2 - "Manic Depressive" (Lord of the Rings)
- A Mary Sue and an Extra Ringwraith roam Middle-earth, leaving chaos in their wake.
- Mission 3 - "Time Will Tell" (Lord of the Rings)
- One occasionally finds PLEASANT surprises on the job—like a GOOD "modern girl goes to Middle-earth" fic.
- Mission 4 - "Harry Potter and the One Ring of Power" (Lord of the Rings x Harry Potter)
- The problems with bad crossovers and obnoxious wizards who upstage the locals.
- Mission 5 - "Possessed" (Lord of the Rings)
- "Concerning truly dreadful slash and character assassination."