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==='''[[Bad Slash]]'''===
   
As Aragorn is manly and unwashed, he must logically be the [[seme]] to Legolas's pretty blond [[uke]]. As such, his relationship with Arwen is either a) a sham to prevent anyone noticing Aragorn and Legolas's relationship, b) completely [[nonconsensual]], with Arwen portrayed as the Bitch Queen of Angmar, or c) doomed to fail so that Aragorn and Legolas can get it on unimpeded. While all three can be written well, this is rare, and the majority of bad slash simply fails to recognise Arwen's existence at all. Aragorn has usually met and fallen for Legolas at some point during his youth in Rivendell; he is usually but not exclusively at least thirteen when this meeting takes place. Aragorn chooses to join the Fellowship so that he can escape Arwen and/or shag Legolas in many scenic spots. As Elves are not human, many authors feel "their biology is different!" is a suitable excuse for [[mpreg]], leading to such horrors as Elleelen, the product of Aragorn and Legolas's complete inability to keep it in their trousers, although Elleelen himself was, fortunately, [http://rc45.dreamwidth.org/110169.html dealt with] in a timely fashion and crushed to death by the crowd at a Led Zeppelin gig.
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As Aragorn is manly and unwashed, he must logically be the [[seme]] to Legolas's pretty blond [[uke]]. As such, his relationship with Arwen is either a) a sham to prevent anyone noticing Aragorn and Legolas's relationship, b) completely [[nonconsensual]], with Arwen portrayed as the Bitch Queen of Angmar, or c) doomed to fail so that Aragorn and Legolas can get it on unimpeded. While all three can be written well, this is rare, and the majority of bad slash simply fails to recognise Arwen's existence at all. Aragorn has usually met and fallen for Legolas at some point during his youth in Rivendell; he is usually but not exclusively at least thirteen when this meeting takes place. Aragorn chooses to join the Fellowship so that he can escape Arwen and/or shag Legolas in many scenic spots. As Elves are not human, many authors feel "their biology is different!" is a suitable excuse for [[mpreg]], leading to such horrors as Elleelen, the product of Aragorn and Legolas's complete inability to keep it in their trousers, although Elleelen himself was, fortunately, [http://agenttrojie.livejournal.com/493.html dealt with] in a timely fashion and crushed to death by the crowd at a Led Zeppelin gig.
   
 
Aragorn is not exclusively paired with Legolas. Sometimes he has some kinky sub/dom fun with [[Boromir]]. Sometimes he has wild orgies with hobbits. Occasionally he gets a bit Freudian with [[Elrond]]. He is one of the most frequently [[exorcism|exorcised]] characters in the multiverse.
 
Aragorn is not exclusively paired with Legolas. Sometimes he has some kinky sub/dom fun with [[Boromir]]. Sometimes he has wild orgies with hobbits. Occasionally he gets a bit Freudian with [[Elrond]]. He is one of the most frequently [[exorcism|exorcised]] characters in the multiverse.
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