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Acacia Byrd is one of the agents from the Original Series. She famously worked with Jay Thorntree in the Lord of the Rings Division of the Department of Mary Sues.

Agent Profile[]


Acacia is the shorter of the two partners. She has brown hair, and wears glasses.


Acacia was (usually) the "moody-broody" counterpart to the cheerful (and occasionally manic) Jay. However, at times these roles could be reversed, or simply chucked out the window, since PPC agents aren't one-dimensional. She also likes poisons, because they are "fun." This may be due to a slight homicidal tendency. Well, maybe not slight...

Agent History[]


Acacia was recruited in 2002 HST to the Department of Bad Slash. The exact circumstances of her recruitment are unknown.

Early Departments[]

Acacia had never met a Flower until encountering the Sunflower Official in the DMS. This is quite surprising, since her brief stint in the DBS was followed by an equally short time with the Department of Implausible Crossovers, which she was kicked out of for attempting to murder Harry Potter, before she was finally transferred to the Department of Mary Sues and partnered with Jay. All of these events took place in 2002.

Jay (left) and Acacia by Bold Font


Jay Thorntree and Acacia Byrd are the most famous assassins in the entire PPC. They worked mostly with the Department of Mary Sues, but were also temporarily reassigned to the Department of Implausible Crossovers. While only partnered for a brief time—they were together for the release of the Two Towers movie, but had parted before The Return of the King came out—until relatively recently, they had the largest body of mission reports for a single pair of agents. However, sometime in 2003, Acacia broke under the pressure, and was permitted to retire to the Roman Empire.


  • 2002 - Recruited to the PPC and the DBS. Transferred in quick succession to the DIC and then the DMS, where she was partnered with Jay Thorntree.
  • 2003 - Retires in the middle of the year.

Mission Reports[]

Partnered with Jay[]

Acacia a la dollzmania.com

Other Appearances[]