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Acacia Byrd is one of the agents from the Original Series. She famously worked with Jay Thorntree in the Lord of the Rings Division of the Department of Mary Sues.

Agent Profile[]


Acacia is the shorter of the two partners. She has brown hair, and wears glasses.


Acacia was (usually) the "moody-broody" counterpart to the cheerful (and occasionally manic) Jay. However, at times these roles could be reversed, or simply chucked out the window, since PPC agents aren't one-dimensional. She also likes poisons, because they are "fun." This may be due to a slight homicidal tendency. Well, maybe not slight...

Agent History[]


Before her recruitment, Acacia was a first-year Latin student.[1] The exact circumstances of her recruitment are unknown, but occured sometime "after there were movies".[2] This could refer to either the Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter movies; in either event, it places her recruitment in late 2001 to early 2002 HST. She worked initially in the Department of Bad Slash, possibly in the Anime division.[1]

Early Departments[]

Acacia had never met a Flower until encountering the Sunflower Official in the DMS. This is quite surprising, since her brief stint in the DBS was followed by an equally short time with the Department of Implausible Crossovers, which she was kicked out of for attempting to murder Harry Potter, before she was finally transferred to the Department of Mary Sues and partnered with Jay. All of these events took place in 2002.

Jay and Acacia (right) by Bold Font


Jay Thorntree and Acacia Byrd are the most famous assassins in the entire PPC. They worked mostly with the Department of Mary Sues, but were also temporarily reassigned to the Department of Implausible Crossovers. While only partnered for a brief time—they were together for the release of the Two Towers movie, but had parted before The Return of the King came out—until relatively recently, they had the largest body of mission reports for a single pair of agents. However, sometime in 2003, Acacia broke under the pressure, and was permitted to retire to the Roman Empire.

Jay and Acacia (right) by Huinesoron


  • 2002 - Recruited to the PPC and the DBS. Transferred in quick succession to the DIC and then the DMS, where she was partnered with Jay Thorntree.
  • 2003 - Retires in the middle of the year.

Mission Reports[]

Partnered with Jay[]

Acacia a la dollzmania.com

Other Appearances[]


  1. 1.0 1.1 "Why am I Here?" by Jay and Acacia, ca. 25 March 2002
  2. "Protector of the Ringbearer" by Jay & Acacia, 20 February 2002