List of Departments


 * Bad Roleplay Department - Daffodil
 * Department of Angst - The Aloe Vera
 * Department of Author Correspondence - Saffron Crocus
 * Department of Bad Parody - Admiral Pansy
 * Department of Bad Quizzes - The Really Big Monkey Puzzle Tree
 * Department of Bad Slash - Queen Anne's Lace
 * Department of Character Protective Services - Asphodel
 * Department of Cool and Unusual Punishment - Sadistic Bladderwack
 * Department of Dead Author Electricity Generation - The Slaver Sunflower
 * Department of External Security - Captain Dandy
 * Department of Fictional Psychology - The Kudzu Vine
 * Department of Finance - The Clover
 * Department of Floaters - Floating Hyacinth
 * Department of Geographical Aberrations - The Bonsai Mallorn
 * Department of Implausible Crossovers - The Lichen
 * Department of Improbabilities - Reannual
 * Department of Intelligence - Sub Rosa
 * Department of Internal Affairs - Tiger Lily
 * Department of Internal Operations - The Elm
 * Department of Mary Sue Experiments - The Thistle
 * Department of Mary Sues - The Sunflower Official
 * Department of Misplaced Flora and Fauna - The Waterlily Commander
 * Department of Multiple Offenses - Cattail
 * Department of Out of Character Hobbits - The Authoritative Elanor
 * Department of Personnel - The Marquis de Sod
 * Department of Plagiarism - Venus Fly Trap
 * Department of Redundancy Department - Coriander
 * Department of Sufficiently Advanced Technology - Hornbeam
 * Department of Technical Errors - The Uncommon Comma
 * Department of Temporal Offenses - The Toffee Tree
 * Department of WTF - The Snowthorn
 * Despatch - The Hydrangea
 * Disturbing Acts of Violence - Big Thorn
 * Legal Department - The Fern
 * Medical Department - Doctor Fitzgerald
 * Repetitive Department of Repetition - Cilantro
 * SIELU (Special Elven Unit) - Poison Ivy
 * Special Operations Department - Bonsai Monkey Puzzle Tree