Despatch Kit

Despatch kit - Includes the following:


 * Anachronism Detector/Decontaminator
 * CAD, Heavy-duty
 * Memory Implant Device
 * Neuralyzer
 * Reality Checker
 * Universal Translator
 * Whatsit (Anachronistic Biochemical Substance Eliminator)

Non-technological items:
 * Ipecac syrup: To induce vomiting. NOTE: Use ONLY if the Whatsit doesn't have a character's particular metabolism in its databank.
 * Knock-out drops: To knock out the author long enough to return the characters to what they should be doing.
 * Mace: If the author is a Mary Sue/Marty Sam of a most blatant type, they may wind up warping things enough that the characters try to defend them against their removal. Mace can't hurt them, but it will knock them out.
 * Senna pods: To hurry uncanonical food through a character's system. NOTE: Use ONLY if the Whatsit doesn't have a character's particular metabolism in its databank.