In Which Logic Is Seen as Optional, at Best

"In Which Logic Is Seen as Optional, at Best" is a mission undertaken by Agents Suicide and Ithalond.

Synopsis
Suicide and Ithalond mission a The Lord of the Rings fic that displays total lack of knowledge of the Tolkien's legendarium: the Sue is named Springfield after a location in the United States, the setting resembles The Wizard of Oz, it is stated that Jack Sparrow exists, and an adult Legolas is said to be twenty-four years old. The fic causes Ithalond to go insane. At this point, the fic gets deleted.

The agents bring the Sue out of the fic to avoid deletion. The Sue is then charged and killed by being portalled into the Springfield Tire Fire in The Simpsons.