Tomb of the Unknown PPC Agent

"The entrance now opened onto a balcony of Generic Surface that stretched across the entire front wall. The rest of the main floor had been removed, leaving a vast space dropping down to the next level. On that floor, the removed Generic Surface had been used to sculpt a vast array of tombstones. No one was ever able to count them – it was said that a particularly cunning plothole-fed distortion had made it so that the number was actually indeterminate, but of course no one could tell.

''The stones were not the main feature, however. That was the vast slab, midnight black and rumoured to be a stolen Monolith, on which were inlaid countless letters of ithildin, gleaming in perpetual starlight. These were the names of the fallen, and none who entered could stand to read them all, for they stretched from floor to ceiling without a break.''" -- The Reorganisation, Chapter 20

The Tomb of the Unknown PPC Agent has existed since the Reorganisation in 1999 HST; it occupies the former site of DIS Central, and consists of a large, dark room containing a Monolith on which are written, in ithildin, the names of all the DIS's victims. The names are illuminated by perpetual starlight. Between 1999 and 2006 the floor was covered by sculpted tombstones; these were later removed.

List of names
Only one name -- that of Imbolc Telyan -- is known for certain to be on the Tomb, as by 2006 it was the only one still able to be read. However, others can be assumed to be present:


 * Agent Sunshine
 * Nurse Emily Newton
 * The Evermind
 * Agent Palaver
 * Agent Isolde Van
 * Agent Echo (uncertain, as her death was still attributed to Tango Dioxide at the time of the Crashing Down crisis; it may have been added afterwards, if those who died in the Black Cats' invasion had their names added to the Tomb)

There are, of course, many more; it's said that the names stretch so far that nobody can read or even see them all (described as "stretching from floor to ceiling without a break").

One of the final battles of the Crashing Down crisis occurred just outside of the Tomb, a decisive victory for the Agents which saw the near-decimation of the Cat forces. During the 2008 Mary Sue Invasion, the invading Sues attempted to make a Famous Last Stand in the Tomb, and painted it urple and wilver by some demonic means. The Agents were Not Amused. The subsequent Massacre at the Tomb of the Unknown PPC Agent has (quickly) become infamous throughout the PPC, particularly for the sheer volume of 'Sues killed by PPC Agents, and the fact that the Massacre culminated in a massive song-and-dance number choreographed and directed by Agent Luxury.