Kala Jeng

Kala Jeng is an agent in the Department of Floaters. She is written by Voyd.

Appearance
From the hips up, Kala resembles a young Romani woman. She has black eyes and her hair is dyed blonde. Below the hips, she's a giant blue-and-black scorpion. Her usual outfit is a red tank top, a skirt draped over her pedipalps, and a skull-buckle belt.

Personality
Kala is sardonic and irritable, often seeing insult where none was intended. As a resident of the Monster Musume universe, where humans and nonhumans don't get along perfectly, she detests the idea of a Mary Sue. To her, they're nonhumans that don't have to work for acceptance, which irritates her to no end.

Another relic of her home continuum is the fact that her inhibitions are lowered during the full moon. Because nonhumans in the MonMusu universe turn somewhat sex-crazed under the full moon, both she and her partner try to avoid fanfics that mention it.

Abilities
Kala is a girtablilu from the Monster Musume universe; she's essentially a scorpion-centaur. She retains the proportional speed, strength and toughness of a normal scorpion, and she possesses a venomous stinger. Being stung isn't immediately fatal, however; she produces paralytic venom that interferes with muscle control. The venom is only lethal if it’s applied many times in quick succession.

Very little of this matters when she's disguised, however. She's normally wrapped up in her attempts to puzzle out a body that has eight limbs fewer than she's accustomed to. Valon usually removes her disguise if characters need to be subdued in a hurry.

Agent History
In her home continuum, Kala was a chronic troublemaker who was continually needing new homestays from accidentally injuring her hosts. On her way to meet her fourth host family, she fell through a particularly large plothole and landed in HQ, right on top of Makes-Things. After this unfortunate encounter, she was dragged directed to the Marquis de Sod, and then to Response Center 211.

Mission Reports

 * "What's Going On!?"
 * Kala is abruptly introduced to the PPC and her completely out-there partner.


 * "I Scream for Minis"
 * Kala is accused of eating Valon's food, stings him, and meets a mini.