Children of the Earth

Children of the Earth is a The Lord of the Rings mission by Agents Jay and Acacia, aided by Agents Luxury and Sean. This is the 7th episode of the Original Series.

Character History
Emma was a half-elf who joined the Fellowship and turned Aragorn into a misogynist in order to romance Boromir. She is the sister of Kivan Silverblade and Ranger.

Charges
Emma was charged with "messing up the canon by joining the Fellowship... screwing with Boromir ... sending everyone else out of character... being a Mary-Sue... and pissing [Acacia] off royally."

Character Demise
Needless to say, Emma's fascination with Boromir didn't sit well with Acacia, and she narrowly escaped being flayed alive and strangled with her own intestines. After Jay pointed out that Upstairs generally frowns on torture, Acacia settled for drowning the Sue in the Midgewater Marshes. Kivan Silverblade was a Marty Sam slain by Agents Jay and Acacia. He appeared in a Lord of the Rings badfic.

Character History
Kivan was a half-elf who somehow managed to be an expert archer despite being blind (he claimed to be able to "see with his heart"), accused the Council attendees of "acting like children," joined the Fellowship, and fell in love with Legolas in a relatively rare slash version of the usual Sue pairing. He was the brother of Emma Silverblade and Ranger.

Charges
Kivan was charged with "mostly ... the stuff your sister was charged with. May your afterlife be in the canon, that you may now learn the truth."

Character Demise
Mostly due to the lack of egregiously horrible writing, Jay was of the opinion that Kivan wasn't as bad a Marty Sam as most, and decided against throwing him into Mount Doom.

Instead, using the strength of her orc disguise, Jay killed Kivan by breaking his neck.