Rule 34

Rule 34 is a commonly quoted internet 'rule' originating from 4chan which states, in essence, that if something exists, there is porn for it. (In this case, "something" can be defined as any person, place, organism, inanimate object, philosophical concept, or anything else that can concievably be sexualized, as well as several things that can't.) Due to the pervasiveness of the laws of narrative comedy, this rule should probably not be invoked or even mentioned in HQ or, indeed, anywhere else. It is often seen in the Department of Bad Slash. An addendum called Rule 35 adds that if porn of something does not exist, someone will inevitably make it, usually as the result of a request from someone else who is perverted enough to look for it in the first place. Even the most bizarre and unspeakably deviant fetishes known to humanity are represented in Rule 34, the details of which are too horrifying even by PPC standards to cover.