The Multiverse Monitor

The Multiverse Monitor was a short lived British-style tabloid that ran for fourteen issues from March 2006 until June 2007, HST. The initial plan was for it to be monthly, but the final six months were on bimonthly basis. Interestingly, issues eleven through fourteen have not been linked from the Monitor's main page. At the end of Issue Fourteen, it was announced that the paper would be taking a hiatus until the end of the year. As yet it has not started up again; whether it will be successfully revived remains to be seen.

A running theme in the tabloid, which was edited by Agents Starwind Rohana and Estelnar Celebduin, was supposed debauchery among the Flowers. Whether any of this was true or not remains open to debate, usually somewhere the Flowers can't overhear.

Summaries of MM Issues
The following consists of basic summaries of each issue.

Issue One
The first issue of the Multiverse Monitor featured two cover stories regarding (the heavily elaborated, if not completely made up) romantic conquests of both the Sunflower Official and Dafydd Illian. Equally noticeable in this issue is the beginning of a series of Page Three images - in this case, a photo of Agent Suicide in the shower. This issue began the tradition of advertisements.


 * Page Three - Agent Suicide

Issue Two
The second issue of the Multiverse Monitor featured two cover stories - one regarding Agent Keily Shinra suffering from MSS, the other a how-to guide for 'Sue taxidermy. This issue also started including letters from readers. It also featured the first 'Lust Object of the Month'.


 * Page Three - Agent Estelnar Celebduin
 * Lust Object of the Month - Mara Jade

Issue Three
The third issue of the Multiverse Monitor featured two cover stories; one asking about the HQ Pool ('Does it really exist?'), and one claiming to expose the 'secrets of the Plants' - namely, that the Marquis de Sod has 'a few bends in his stem'. This issue was also the first to feature horoscopes.


 * Page Three - Agent Narto Telyan
 * Lust Object of the Month - Lord Elrond

Issue Four
The fourth issue of the Multiverse Monitor featured two cover stories; one describing the invasion of HQ by a (tiny) Dalek (made of pipecleaners), and one asking who was to replace the Wisteria as Head of Operations. This issue ran immediately after the Crashing Down crisis.


 * Page Three - Agent Starwind Rohana
 * Lust Object of the Month - Legolas

Issue Five
The fifth issue


 * Page Three - Agent Charlotte Deline

Issue Six
The sixth issue


 * Page Three - Agent Gammut

Issue Seven
The seventh issue


 * Page Three - Agent Pyro

Issue Eight
The eighth issue of the Multiverse Monitor was the Hallowe'en issue.


 * Page Three - Agent Jennifer Robinson

Issue Nine
The ninth issue


 * Page Three - Agent Logan

Issue Ten
The tenth issue


 * Page Three - Agent Terri Ryan

Issue Eleven
The eleventh issue


 * Page Three - Agent Wayne

Issue Twelve
The twelfth issue


 * Page Three - Agent Kurumoi

Issue Thirteen
The thirteenth issue


 * Page Three - Agent Simon Jones

Issue Fourteen
The fourteenth issue


 * Page Three - None.

History of the Name
There was a Multiverse Monitor before the current version; however, its issues have since been lost to the Internet. It was of a very different style to the present incarnation, that much is known. All else has been forgotten.