User:N. Harmonik

Hi! This is my userpage, which would be really spiffy if I put some stuff about myself here! I should fill in the User infobox, the template for which I can get right here, especially if my username is not the same as my name on the Board. Before I start editing, though, I'll check out the Editing Tutorial, which contains some important information about PPC Wiki's etiquette and style. Yay!

Inventory

 * Replica of The One Ring that summons a random cat while wearing it (from User:Edhelistar)
 * Skarmory feather (from User:SkarmorySilver)
 * Kit of Spikes (from User:SkarmorySilver)
 * First-iteration Menger sponge (from User:LadyChampion)
 * Undescribed Generic Newbie Gift (from User:OrangeYoshi99)
 * The Book of Sin (from User:Wobblestheclown)
 * +2 corrosive shovel (from User:Voyd211)
 * Colour wheel in the shape of a question mark (from User:SomeRandomPersonAccount)

Pets

 * Conkeldurr (from User:Wobblestheclown)
 * Whistling armadillo (from User:RinaAndRanda)

Arthur

 * "Tommy and Timmy gets Circumcised" - T rated.
 * The title says it all.
 * Disgusting, simplistic and written in script format. What more could you want?

Avatar: The Last Airbender

 * "How I Became Yours: Rise of the Agni Army" - no rating.
 * The comic starts off much as the first one did with a dream sequence flashback. In this, it shows an attack on the fire nation from the perspective of Lilith, Zuko and Katara's daughter. She wakes and after a short argument with her brother, Kuzon, they both leave to train. While training, they both experience flashbacks about the their time at the water tribe immediately following the attack. Once this ends, we move on to Poe, Aang and Toph's son, who is causing trouble. Ling, his twin sister, stops him and these two also have an argument before Ling buries him up to his neck in the ground and walks off. Then we get to see Miracle, Sokka and Azula's daughter, as she interacts with two children in the North Pole in a filler scene...which leads to another flashback sequence of the treatment Lilith and Kuzon received in the Water Tribes due to their unorthodox parentage.
 * It's the (thankfully unfinished) sequel to "How I Became Yours". Need I type more?

Crash Bandicoot

 * "Crash Bandicoot" - K+ rated.
 * On three islands that sits southwest of Australia, an evil scientist is in the midst of his plan to take over the world, when one of his experiments escaped on a stormy night, and on the next day, he meets up with a boy that arrived before the storm and a mask who wants the mad doctor off the islands. The three combine forces to bring down the mad man before he can take the world.
 * First in a series of six, four of which are adaptations.
 * Scapegrace's notes: We're introduced to this horse-doughnut in the most bland, boring way possible and we're still expected to root for him. We also know the author knows at least part of the Crash lore - I'm guessing Nathan went to the same school as his presumably-dad (hamfisted foreshadowing is truly, truly hamfisted) - but also seems really confused as to what the Evolv-O-Ray from the first game actually does. Add to that the litany of spelling and grammar errors and, well, it's beyond saving.


 * "Crash Bandicoot Retold" - No rating.
 * Take place after Mind over Mutant, Evil Crash escaped the 10th Dimension and slaughtered everyone, good and evil. Only Crash and Aku Aku remain to fight him but are no match. As Crash laid unconcious, Aku Aku knew something had gone wrong because something infected Crash called the Demon Gene. Just as Evil Crash about to kill them both, Aku Aku give out one last hope: Send a message to himself in the past to "Prevent the Demon". Back at the first Crash Bandicoot game, the past Aku Aku recieved the message and tries to understand it. There, he must help prepare the different past Crash, who changed dramtically and already got the Demon Gene in his blood as them and their friends must go through the retold tale of Crash 1, 2 and 3 battling Cortex which must change the future.
 * A fan comic book that takes several cues from the 2011 version of Mortal Kombat. Poor writing, atrocious artwork, OOCness and ridiculous fan characters can be found. Has at least one sequel.

Encanto

 * "The Breaking of Camilo Madrigal" - M rated.
 * Abuela always told them to use their gifts to help the village and keep the miracle strong. But not everyone in the village is deserving of their help, something that Camilo discovers the hard way at the tender age of six years old. Now that he's older, he won't stop till he gets his revenge on the person who is the cause of all his misery: Alma Madrigal. (TW: SA, Noncon, Underage)
 * The perverse folks of the village continually rape Camilo. No mention of Dolores whose super hearing would have enabled her to hear such horrors!

Harry Potter

 * "Never Cross a Potter" - Fanfiction.net - M rated.
 * Harry in Azkaban, dark, twisted Harry to enemies, Gray to allies. You shouldn't have messed with a Potter. Dumbledore...Tom...Now you will pay. Nobody crosses a Potter and gets away with it. Luna x Harry pairing
 * Just one problem of many with this badfic is that it doesn't take much for Harry to consider someone an enemy and in most cases here, it's because they had the gall to think he had committed murder before he started actually doing so, even though they are sorry to have been mistaken. Also, he lets innocent people, including children, die during Death Eater rampages while just watching it happen. Dozens of characters will need to be rescued from plotholes and such.

The Land Before Time

 * "Land Before Time Retold" - T rated.
 * What would happen if a human met Littlefoot and his gang and was with them from the start? Aylene, a fourteen year old human girl, receives from her grandmother a stone that seems to be ordinary. However, it's true power soon sends her on an adventure of a life time. She joins Littlefoot and his friends as they journey to the Great Valley.
 * Currently has 5 sequels covering the rest of the movies.

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

 * "Equestria Girls Flips" - M rated.
 * The Equestria Girls are going to register for the gymnastics. This story is based on a episode from Arthur called D.W. This story is rated M due to nudity. Flips. Flames and bad reviews are not allowed.
 * The story is pretty much exactly like the summary: bland with several spots of stupidity pertaining to genitalia (or removal of the aforementioned body parts).


 * "The Lost Element" - M rated. October 11, 2021.
 * Equestria has long been known as the land of ponies. However, the name of Equestria is misleading. For far too long, a certain element has been missing from the world. And now, that element has been brought back. But for better or for worse?
 * A human crosses over into Equestria, discovers he is the seventh Element (because humans rule), is more powerful than everypony else, dates Luna, and is just so darn special. Oh and, somehow, the author managed to publish this as a physical series of books.


 * "My Brave Pony: Starfleet Magic" - E rated. October 11, 2021.
 * It all starts on a magical planet where a group of humanoid alicorns band together to protect their world, and the galaxy from the threat of an evil sorcerer sealed away for a long time, and having many adventures along the way and making new friends as the journey begins! ...eventually crossing paths with the Equestrians
 * The first in a long series that's filled with racism, speciesism, sexism, victim-blaming, moronic characters, broken Aesops, misused words, formulaic plots, narm and character assassinations (of which one is literal).


 * "Shisno Chronicles:" "Friendship is Magic" - K+ rated.
 * {This story is actually rated Everyone for the most part, but a few chapters have a more…mature theme, thus requiring the whole fic to be rated Teen. I believe among these is the Deadpool chapter (you'll know it when you find it), and the brutality in "The Return of Harmony" arc.} Basically, it's a retelling of the popular "Friendship is Magic" TV series with an OC (Original Character) added. No, my OC will not be a self-insert or Mary Sue in any way, shape, or form ( at least I try to). This is my first fanfic I have published outside FanFiction.Net, so please bear with me. (Fanfic image is that of my OC.) A member of the Story Crew is sent down to do his "mission" (what it is I shall not say). His organization has arranged things so that he is now a bodyguard-for-hire (who also takes odd jobs for extra money). Eventually, he ends up signing a contract from the ruler of Equestria herself, Princess Celestia. This contract has him tasked on (primarily) protecting one very important unicorn pony; the Princess's personal student, Twilight Sparkle. And that is where the story begins... I devised him thanks to generalzoi's Pony Creator application. Do not follow the first link as it contains massive spoiler ideas for this story.
 * A series of fanfics in which a Gary Stu accompanies the Mane 6 in their adventures from canon.


 * "Six Little Words" - T rated.
 * Inspired by Parting Words, by RHJunior[.] Princess Celestia is the paragon of Harmony. She is kind to her subjects and generous to those in need. She is loyal to her ideals and never compromised. She has a good, if mostly unknown, sense of humor. Above all else, she is always honest. Right? Twilight Sparkle trusts Princess Celestia implicitly and in all things. The Princess has never steered her wrong, not once. When Twilight thought that her concerns for Nightmare Moon were being ignored, Celestia had her back, even if she was withholding information. Wait a minute. Shortly before Celestia leaves for Canterlot with the redeemed Luna, Twilight has a conversation with her mentor that will change her perspective on the Princess forever. She will receive something new, beautiful, and damning all the same. Cynicism. Six Little Words or: The Question That Twilight Didn’t Ask in Canon. Violence Tag: Implied torture.
 * Translation: Twilight-Sparkle-In-Name-Only is a paranoid conspiracy theorist who doesn't have a high opinion of herself, her friends, her friendships or her mentor and hates being a responsible, brave heroine.

Oggy and the Cockroaches

 * "The new roach" - no rating. July 30, 2017
 * Basically, Marky and Joey (who are strongly suggested to be brothers in canon) fall in love and have sex (which is thankfully not described). Joey then gets pregnant and has a kid. For some unexplained reason, the cats and cockroaches get along somewhat well. Fortunately, it's only a page long.

Pretty Cure

 * "Suite PreCure Meet the Dream Traveler" - K rated (though actually more like T).
 * A young ninja, Blaze, came from his faraway home in search for his younger sister. As he arrived in Kanon Town, he is greeted by Hibiki and Kanade aka Cure Melody and Cure Rhythm. When the evil emerges, Blaze joined the PreCures to fight the Negatones and Trio the Minor as part of the Dream Traveler's code. This is his story. Blaze is an OC
 * Translation: In a retelling of Suite Pretty Cure, a sociopathic Gary-Stu shoves his way onto the Pretty Cure team, steals moments of awesomeness from the canon characters, bullies and beats up villains (even brainwashed ones) and enters a relationship with someone who's underage. Has several sequels. Warning: Author is very hostile.

Sonic the Hedgehog

 * "Darkened Sun" - M rated.
 * When a cure for a cancer-like disease doesn't work, its creator goes nuts and takes revenge on the people of Station Square. Note: AU, char death, zombies.
 * Just your averagely boring zombie apocalypse fic that could have been done with original characters mostly but instead has StH characters filling the standard roles. Also, what 7 and 12-and-a-half year olds don't know what death is!?
 * "Final Destination Sonic Style" - M rated.
 * After surviving a fatal roller coaster ride which Amy foresees, the Sonic team start dying in weird bloody accidnets in the same order as their seat. Contains bloody horror and sex scenes. Couplings SONAMY, SHADOUGE. COMPLETE!
 * A Sonic-the-Hedgehog-style adaptation of Final Destination 3, which is often considered the worst in the Final Destination series, that features characters not using their abilities to save themselves or each other, gratuitous sex and OOCness due to said StH characters acting more like the FD characters.

Steven Universe

 * "The 10 Seconds" - E rated.
 * A lot can happen in 10 seconds. Do your shoelaces, tie a tie, rewrite reality into a heavily sex positive and focused one.
 * It's certainly not every Sue-wraith that acknowledges their actions. And by actions, I mean making pretty much every character a perpetually naked, sex-crazed lunatic.

Teen Titans

 * "The End of Ends" - T rated.
 * Beast Boy, saddened by the events of the episode Things Change, finds his life tumbling down and in a fit of depression, runs away from Titan Tower and quits the Titans. Shortly after this, a black hole opens up in space and starts to suck in Earth, as well as other galaxies. As this is happening, Jump City is attacked by three villains, all of whom serve a higher power: Count Logan. After a brush with the three minions, the Titans are shocked to learn from the Doom Patrol that Beast Boy was killed. Thus begins a struggle between the Titans and Count Logan, who plans on destroying the entire galaxy with the help of an ancient artifact forged by Trigon known as the Dark Prognosticus.
 * N. Harmonik's note: Beast Boy is a whiny ingrate who (spoiler alert... not) decides to destroy the universe with the help of a book from Super Paper Mario and a few minions of Carmen Sandiego's because Terra dumped him. Note that the fic (of which there are no less than four versions) blames her and the other Titans for Beast Boy's descent into nihilism. And it has a sequel.

Undertale

 * "The Painted Prisoner" - M rated.
 * A fight gone too far, Ink loses control and takes Error through force. Error becomes pregnant with their child, which changes everything between the creation and destruction gods. Error must process what has happened to him, now filled with hatred coveting for revenge. Ink has to come to terms with his crimes and see if he can ever make things right.
 * Fan alternate versions of Sans have a child, then fall in love despite one having raped the other with fan alternate versions of other characters playing one role or another. Features ecto-genitalia.

Winx Club

 * "Winx Club: Secrets of the Dragon Flame" - K+ rated.
 * Bloom, Princess of Sparks, thought she was the sole survivor of her planet and the sole keeper of the dragon fire. But she was wrong, one day a strange teenage boy shows up with magical powers similar to her own. Upon battling she soon realizes just who this boy is and that they must work together in order to stop the deadly shadow dragons from destroying the magical realm.
 * A guy that has fairy wings and makes Riven look like a saint shows up, claims he's Bloom's brother and bosses the Winx around.