Bonsai Mallorn

The Bonsai Mallorn is the small tree that heads the Department of Geographical Aberrations.

Prior to 2004 HST it was a member of the Department of Personnel, acting as a secretary for the Sunflower Official. When Dafydd Illian was expelled from the Department of Mary Sues, the Bonsai Mallorn joined forces with him to found DOGA. It has remained in control ever since. According to Narto Telyan, it sounds like Galadriel.

The DIA apparently suspects the Bonsai Mallorn of harbouring the fugitive Selene Windflower, who vanished from her FicPsych cell sometime in 2013.

Appearances

 * 'Beginnings'
 * The first appearance of the Mallorn and the founding of DOGA.
 * 'Woodsprite of the North' (Lord of the Rings), Agents Dafydd Illian and Selene Windflower (DOGA), plus about half of HQ besides
 * The Mallorn borrows Dafydd mid-mission to deal with DOGA's first recruit since Selene.
 * 'Fifth Anniversary Celebration' (RP)
 * Relaxing by the HQ Pool, the Mallorn shares some worrying notes discovered in the corridors.
 * "Minor Gods"
 * Vents about his workday in the Chlorophyll Club, with the Lichen, Admiral Pansy, and Big Thorn.