Catastrophe Theory

The Catastrophe Theory is an opinion held by some Agents of the PPC that HQ is headed for imminent destruction. By looking at the increasing frequency of PPC Emergencies, they have concluded that The End Is Nigh. They even have a graph to demonstrate that fact.



No one is quite sure what to make of this.

Note: Catastrophe Theory is not particularly related to Cycle Theory, although the two are held by many of the same people, and some say that the latter may be a cause of the former. Given nothing particularly bad managed to happen in 2012, the status of this theory is unknown.