User:EileenAlphabet

I am a native Dane, living in a suburb of Copenhagen.

I have two CAFs who are both cats. I like chocolate and tea. I knit and crochet, and generally hang out with my inner little old lady as much as I do with my inner child.

I write original fiction and hope, one day, to be published. When that happens, I'm calling dibs on PPCing badfics in my own continuum.

''Writing fanfic that’s as good as canon is still a bar most fans can’t hope to reach. But the PPC doesn’t look for fic to mock near the bar. It looks past the bar beneath that bar, and the bar under that, and finally peels back the mat underneath the lowest bar and boggles at the grime found underneath. The stories by supposed fans who seem to have forgotten that the high bar even exists.'' A slightly modified quote by Araeph (the original can be found here) which I wanted to included because it so neatly sums up what I look for in a badfic. It is also hilarious.

I am a Compulsive NaNoWriter, under the same handle as here. Feel free to add me.

Agents
Mittens and the Radioactive Moss Creature

Interesting Links
Ensign Sue must die. A look at what would happen in Mary Sues did not have the ability to brainwash their targets.

Sparklypoo. Pretty well known, but I still thought I would feature it.