Sueicosis

Sueicosis is an illness similar to silicosis that results from inhaling glitter in large quantities, as from an exploded Mary Sue. It has also been observed in humans who just ate a Mary Sue.

Symptoms of Sueicosis include shortness of breath and sensitivity to fangirl/fanboying, and may result in a susceptibility to becoming Sued.

Agent Entropy of ESAS has synthesized a version of Anti-Lustin that can be taken as an aerosol, like an asthma medication. This will not remove the glitter from the afflicted agent's lungs, but it may help to control the levels of lustamine in the agent's blood, thus reducing their likelihood of exhibiting fangirl/fanboy behavior.

Source

 * "An Announcement From Medical" by Elcalion, Apr 5, 2006