Isaiah

Agent Isaiah was recruited to the Department of Mary Sues, Pirates of the Caribbean Division, just when the fanfic from the first movie was beginning to reach the 500-story mark on Fanfiction.net. (The number has since climbed near 15,000.) He was accidentally pulled into Agent Mara's mission, after which the Department of Technical Errors was formed. Isaiah is short and wiry, with strawberry blond hair, brown eyes, and an increasing amount of freckles due to the Caribbean sun. He has a mini-Balrog by the name of Gordor. His flashpatch glows in the dark for reasons unknown to him. He likes legends and heroic characters, but detests Sueroics with a fiery passion. He prefers to write charges on a scroll with a quill pen, favors a grapnel hook in battle, and lusts after many fictional women, though he would rather die than admit it. He is currently seeing Agent Quen, the PPC Secretary in the Department of Personnel.

Isaiah's missions can be found here: