Department of Mary Sue Experiments and Research

The department responsible for finding out how 'Sues work, and how to get rid of them. The DMSE&R also looks into 'Sue Genetics.

It is headed by the Thistle, and the lab manager is Helen Gale. Approximately 20 scientists work in the department. Currently the only two scientists who have recorded their labs are Lori Starrett and Bill Fallis.

At HQ the DMSE&R shares its lab space with the Medical Research Division. During the Macrovirus emergency the labs, and the Response Centers near by were quarantined until a cure could be found.