Radioactive Moss Creature



Ever since the devils rebelled against Heaven and got kicked out, they have been trying to find a way back in or, failing that, a way to send a weapon to Heaven. When they didn't have any success with their attempts, they tried to just make something that could go there. Surprisingly, what they came up with, was the Radioactive Moss Creature. It was able to withstand the light of Heaven, but it was pretty useless, since it wasn't the least bit evil or dangerous. So the devils started to experiment on it, trying to copy its resistance to the Heavenly light. The experiments were extremely painful and it is not a time the RMC has happy memories of, but it ended when a devil decided to defect from Hell and as her first good deed, freed the RMC. It followed her to Earth where she met up with some angels and then, having nowhere else to go, followed the angels to Heaven, much to the surprise of the angels. It was captured by the angels of Wisdom who started subjecting it to experiments. It wasn't quite as much of an improvement as it could have hoped for, but at least the angels used sedatives during the experiments and it was allowed to use it's spare time to read, watch TV and play games. This went on, until the angels of Heaven's Internal Security got impatient, declared the RMC a sleeper agent and demanded it executed. However, before that could happen, the archangel of Death took an interest in the RMC. She invoked an obscure rule, stating that she has a right to veto any execution in Heaven and the RMC was spared. What then happened and how the RMC got out of Heaven, is unclear.

It figured in a couple of shot fics set in the original story's continuum and in the yearly Christmas crack fic, which the author writes with her friends. It also met Mittens there. However, in the end, it was deemed just a little to weird to work properly in the rather straight-faced main-story. It is believed, that it either fell through on of the many plotholes in the crack fic to the PPC or simply went there, having nowhere else to go.