User:DirtyCommie

Personally Written

 * Fritz Sorgebrunnen, Department of Floaters
 * Silas, Department of Floaters
 * Narcolepsy, Department of Sufficiently Advanced Technology, Testing and Application Division
 * James Fairchild, Department of Sufficiently Advanced Technology, Testing and Application Division
 * Rococo Kolosov, Department of Floaters, Eclectic Subdivision of Advanced Species
 * Sakimori, Department of Floaters, Eclectic Subdivision of Advanced Species
 * Gauri Narain, Department of Intelligence
 * Snapshot, Department of Intelligence

Free-to-Use

 * Gloria Kindheart, Department of Geographical Aberrations

Not-So-Important Facts

 * Age: 21
 * Birthday: May 6
 * Name on The Board: Joe
 * Name on LiveJournal: warrior_joe
 * Three "Best" Canons: MLP, One Piece, and Avatar.
 * Favorite Writer: Naomi Novik
 * Three Favorite Movies (in order): Clue, Wall-E, The Princess Bride
 * Three Favorite Movies of Favorite Genre: War movies; Tora! Tora! Tora!, Midway, The Longest Day
 * Hobbies: Collecting and sorting fanart; reading; writing; video games (primarily Real-Time-Strategy and shooters (first or third person)); Wikis.
 * Favorite Currently-Running TV Series: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 * Favorite TV Series Ever: The World At War

Contact Info
If you need to get ahold of me, shoot an e-mail to novakrazny@gmail.com. Any message sent to that address can be expected to be replied to within 24 hours.

Storage
Partnered with Fritz for five months from late July 2008 to Christmas Eve, 2008. Rath Peterson was the crossover-spawned son of a gender-flipped Peter Pettigrew and Templeton the Rat from Charlotte's Web, who was evidently (at least in that crossover) an Animagus. He was crushed to death by Groudon while attempting an exorcism in a Pokemon fic.

Third Partner: Agent Cab. Partnered with Fritz from January 1st, 2009 to April 6th, 2009. Leanna "Cab" Copperhead was an agent from World 1 who joined the PPC shortly before Fritz did. She had better luck with her partners, winding up with Fritz not due to death but due to simple departmental reshuffling. Agent Cab was driven insane by a bad case of circular logic on April 5th, 2009, and had to be subdued by Fritz after she attempted to portal to a fanwriter's house with intent to commit homicide.