Land Before Time: Littlefoot x Cera

Probably the worst fic ever written in a kids' continuum. Littlefoot and Cera randomly have sex and decide that that means they're in love. Littlefoot's grandparents are, like, totally cool with teh secks, but once L and C reveal they're in love, it's a big freaking deal, apparently. Then there's another longneck called Ali who's a total slut and wants Littlefoot for herself. Cera is a nymphomaniac. Everyone talks like they're in a third rate, poorly translated sexual psychology textbook. None of the characters have any character. It's hugely biologically inaccurate, simply anatomically as well as several other things that won't be mentioned in this public (and accessible to younger people) forum. There are random earthshakes constantly. It's currently being PPCd by Agent Trojie of the Department of Bad Slash, and that's all I can write about it because it has burned my brain to such an extent that I need intravenous Bleepka. Stat.