Kudzu

The Kudzu is the Flower in the Department of Fictional Psychology. He shares Director responsibilities with Doctor Freedenberg.

To keep the Department running smoothly, the Kudzu has his work cut out for him. All the incoming and outgoing Canon characters have to be processed and assigned appropriately. So, too, do agents. His staff, though dedicated, is small and subject to being summoned away to pitch in with the Action Departments, the only positive side of which is that some characters who would be brought in get dealt with in the field. Somehow, though, in all the chaos, the Kudzu manages to keep a tendril (or ten) on the pulse of the place. Hiss bulk is located in her office, room C-1, but rumor has it that he has creepers running through every wall of FicPsych.

In person, the Kudzu is less acerbic than his peers, mildly condescending, and every bit as sharp. Some Agents claim he has a southern United States accent. This is patently not true, since he doesn't have a voice. Their minds are probably just inventing things to make them feel more comfortable. In any case, he gets along well with his staff and most of the other Heads, with the Marquis de Sod a notable exception. He thinks the Daisy needs an attitude adjustment. He disagrees. Their relationship is the subject of much speculation around the Bloffee pot.

When he writes medicine labels in English, he butchers the language.