Girls Will Be Boys and Boys Will Be Girls

"Girls Will Be Boys and Boys Will Be Girls" is a mission undertaken by Laburnum, Foxglove, Stormsong and Skyfire, later joined by Drake and Makes-Things.

Synopsis
Laburnum, Foxglove, Stormsong and Skyfire receive a mission into a Harry Potter badfic. They discover that the fic's Sue, Princess Rikai, inhabits an alternate dimension heavily influenced by Arabian cultural stereotypes, and that they have all transformed into their opposite genders upon arrival in the fic. The Sue turns out to have attempted to create interdimensional portals to escape an arranged marriage, but this instead summons Harry Potter, Ron Weasley and Draco Malfoy into her universe and turns them into girls; this glitch extends to the agents' portal generator, genderbending them as well. The canon characters end up sexually assaulted by royal guards, with Ron outright raped and impregnated.

The agents are later joined by Drake and Makes-Things, who are also genderbent. The latter reveals that the Sue has stolen PPC portal technology. After observing the fic at length, the charges are read, the fetus Ron is carrying is extracted and the canons returned to their world and original state, and the Sue is killed by Drake.