Staff Elf

Agent Staff Elf is an assassin in the Department of Mary Sues. For as long as he can remember, he has been called Staff Elf; a couple of years ago someone had tried to rename him Bartholomew, but that just hadn't worked out. He is partnered with Laire and was written by Staff Elf and Laire.

Partnered with Laire

 * Return of the Nazgul, Lord of the Rings