Quen

The secretary for the Department of Personnel, Quen is the fastest filer on record and one of the calmer PPC agents. She is a rescued character of the species Generic Star Trek Alien, and is naturally green-skinned and green-haired. Quen has some mental scarring, having worked in the Star Trek Division of the Department of Mary Sues in the days before Bleeprin, but she hides it well. She is organized in that she knows where every speck is in her office…as long as one doesn't move anything. She will only be absent-minded in the presence of or when discussing Agent Isaiah, during which time she has been known to file the List of Dangerous Bleeprin Derivatives under Cafeteria Menu for Thursday. She has the ability to colonize an office with her own filing system in a matter of days, despite the fact that there've been dozens of secretaries before her, due to the high turnover rate in her position. She is definitely cheerful and is utterly un-intimidating, at least to non-enemies. (She was a Sue-slayer, after all.)

Quen has never been written about exclusively, but has cameos in many of the Department of Technical Errors mission logs. Her livejournal is here: