Department of Intelligence


 * The Purple Sage opened his mouth and moved his tongue and so spake to them and he said:


 * The Earth quakes and the Heavens rattle; the beasts of nature flock together and the nations of men flock apart; volcanoes usher up heat while elsewhere water becomes ice and melts; and then on other days it just rains.


 * &mdash;The Illuminatus! Trilogy

The Department of Intelligence investigates badfics to determine whether they require the attentions of the PPC. Its agents are referred to as Spies. The Department Head is the Sub Rosa.

Department of Intelligence agents do not actually have to enter every fic; the most obvious goodfic and badfic are filtered out in the Sorting Room. For those agents in the action side of the DoI, there are rules which must be followed.

Notable Agents

 * Architeuthis
 * Amber Dashel
 * Conner Marozzi
 * Kyaris
 * Monty
 * Tourmaline

Mission Reports

 * Missions from this department are listed on The Complete List of PPC Fiction, Department of Intelligence.
 * When the Intelligence agent assigned to Redwall fic is rendered temporarily insane, all fics are pushed through and Laburnum and Foxglove find themselves visiting goodfic:
 * Rescues and Recruitment