User talk:143.44.70.148

Welcome
''Welcome to the PPC Wiki, I suppose. Since you've taken the time to edit the Mini article, it looks like you intend to stick around. But, do we know you? If so, please create a user name and sign in so we can recognize you. You wouldn't wear a ski mask to your favorite public hangout, would you? That would be weird. And slightly alarming. People would look at you funny.''

''If we don't know you, please introduce yourself on the PPC Posting Board, where you can get to know your... er... fellows. Before you do, though, they might appreciate it if you find out exactly what the PPC is, learn Da Rules, and learn how to get Official Permission to write PPC stories. They'll ask you to do so when you get there anyway, in addition to showering you with gifts and other helpful introductory material.''

''Oh, and thank you for your edit. Probably.''

--- Sunflower Official (Talk) 09:27, October 31, 2011

Ahem.
''This is a polite reminder to please log in when you edit PPC Wiki so we can tell who you are and will be more inclined to take you seriously. Repeated anonymous edits may result in Security Dandelions escorting you off the premises until such time as you care to identify yourself, and no one wants that.''

&mdash; The Marquis de Sod 19:16, November 3, 2011 (UTC)

Log in, please.
''Greetings, anonymous human. Or non-human; it's impossible to be sure, isn't it? I can't help but notice that you've developed a habit of not logging in to edit. Do you know how much paperwork keeping track of nameless, faceless malingerers generates for my department? A lot! Kindly knock it off before we get suspicious and sic the Security Dandelions on you.''

&mdash; The Marquis de Sod 02:36, November 4, 2011 (UTC)