Unclaimed Badfic

This is a list of unclaimed badfic that has either been reported to the Board or has been posted here by disgusted Boarders.

To add to this list, for the sanity of everyone here (what is left of it anyway), please make sure to:
 * Place your badfic in alphabetical order in the appropriate category, which would be the fandom that it comes from unless it is a crossover, in which case put it in Crossovers and note which fandoms are crossed. (Note that The, A, and An don't count for alphabetical order.)
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To keep this list tidy, please alphabetize and date entries. Badfic that has been on the list for more than 18 months should be removed, since it is unlikely anyone will claim it if they haven't already.

LAST CLEANUP: eatpraylove, 12:05 PM EST, August 19, 2018.

Crossovers

 * "Frozen Heart" - K+ - Despicable Me x Rise of the Guardians. Returned from Claimed June 10, 2017.
 * Pandora gets cursed after Chomper wishes she wasn't around but the cold hearted Purple Minion is about to learn how important family is to her
 * Don't let the title fool you - there's nothing to do with Frozen around here! There are, however, several blatantly Suvian OCs, a self-insert, and a very cliched plot, plus questionable grammar and at least one mini-Sue.


 * "Hammer Brother" by Blackout77 - Unrated, Bleepfic, NSFB - Mario x Pokémon x Mega Man x any other fandom the author could think of. June 17, 2017
 * In 1952, Hammer Bro makes the decision to be independent. He leaves home and decides to fight the Imperator.
 * CH296's Notes: This AU crossover trainwreck, in addition to massive amounts of anachronisms, has tons of character replacements (including the Ghost of Lavender Town), glitched music, Weedlee the mini-Missingno, a grasp of the English language comparable to My Immortal (the author's native tongue is Portuguese), and plagiarism from better fan works, especially Brutal Mario.


 * "Kingdom Digital Hearts Final Mix" - K+ rated - Kingdom Hearts (I) x Digimon (specifically Digimon Adventure 02). August 19, 2018.
 * Davis Motomiya after beginning chosen by the Keyblade will go on a quest travel Disney worlds to Disney world . With the help of Donald Duck and Goofy to find his missing friend Ken and Kari.
 * eatpraylove's note: Translation, Stu!Davis takes Sora's place except without the "we need to find King Mickey" plot from the original. I think. Also there's a sequel butchering Chain of Memories.


 * "Legend of Zelda: Worlds Collide" - T rated - Legend of Zelda x The Lord of the Rings x Minecraft. Added Jan 6, 2019.
 * When Link and his friends get cast into Middle Earth, they make the most unusual friends, and meet the strangest people, especially when Steve and Alex show up. Now, they must unite or they will fall. LoZ, LotR, and Minecraft crossover, spoilers, sequel to Veil of Darkness. Part 2 of 3.
 * Neshomeh's note: I like the part where it's post-War of the Ring and Legolas and Gimli show up out of nowhere and everyone is just cool with it. Also Aragorn's sword is named Elendil? Excellent loot opportunity there.


 * "Magischer Kriegers" - T rated - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha x Kamen Rider. Returned from Claimed August 19, 2018.
 * Here is a story based off one of the challenges I set out, originally a One-Shot, now it is a full-fledged story with irregular updates due to College, Say hello to Soma Yu; AKA Kamen Rider Warlock! See how he tackles the challenges that lay before him alongside Nanoha and bring Hope!
 * Mattman's note: The Stu's phantom is not a monster but a class. That in and of itself is a breach of Kamen Rider Wizard's canon.


 * "Monster Hunter Potter" - Monster Hunter x Harry Potter. T-rated. Returned from Claimed on June 24, 2019.
 * AU Daniel Potter is declared boy-who-lived. Harry Potter is sent away for his own safety. Now things in the Wizarding World have calmed down and Lily and James are looking for their eldest son... who happens to be the top Hunter of the Guild.
 * SkarmorySilver's notes: ...Yeah, uh, no. These are two continua which probably shouldn't be mixed together, even if it's an AU. A very, very badly done AU.
 * Voyd's notes: I know exactly zip about Monster Hunter, but, uh... buh? I peeked in, got halfway through the chapter, and my head's already spinning from confusion. Also, an unmarked scene change. MAKE IT STOP!
 * "Pokemon Drew and May love life" - K+ rated - Pokemon x Dragon Ball Z. June 10, 2017.
 * The story begin with a young boy name Dray, The Master of Pokemon. He have to face the a lot of battles but what it take to be a hero to save from evil? Find out on this story. I hope i have followers at least.


 * "Power Potter" - T-rated - Harry Potter x Power Girl. Returned from Claimed August 19, 2018 (with apologies to Edhelistar)
 * Experimented at a young age, young Karen Potter was infused with the DNA of a Kryptonian and thus becoming Power Girl, now her family wants her back. Why? Just read and find out. FemHarry.
 * Edhelistar's notes: This fic is just filled with so much "WAT". Almost every single character from the Harry Potter side has been replaced, and the Justice League superheroes act like idiots. In general, is a massive middle finger to both fandoms and I just can't wait to watch it BURN.


 * "Secrets of the Void" - T rated - Warframe x Mass Effect. Returned from Claimed August 19, 2018.
 * The Void: A strange, twisted place where logic as we know it fails us. Some say that it is a dimension of its own, while others believe it is the space between universes. Me? All I know is that I'm shoved into another universe with no way back, a universe which, until now, I only believed to be fiction. SI, my first non-first contact fic. Rating subject to change. T for blood.
 * Des' note: Well. Classic "SI falls into canon X". Immediately gets ultra speshul by somehow becoming a Low Guardian and taking control of the Technocyte Plague (which are, uncanonically, the same thing or something), which means bye-bye conflict of Warframe. Probably an OP Stu. I've no idea what this... abomination... does to the ME-verse because I've only read a few paragraphs from the first chapter.


 * "The Shadow Chronicles" - T rated - Harry Potter x Chronicles of Narnia x Lord of the Rings. Returned from Claimed August 19, 2018.
 * Harry Potter made a wish to change the way things turned out in the war and fate gave him a second chance. He ends up in an alternate universe as a girl, with a family that neglects her, an arrogant brother AND it is Grindewald that is the dark lord, not Voldemort. As time progresses though she finds out just exactly who she is.
 * To clarify, she is Harry's sister, not a Female!Harry, but she is one of the finest examples of Perfect!Sue I have ever seen. She is the Imperial queen of Narnia, an OOC Galadriel is her childhood friend, she has a suite room all to herself in Hogwarts...!


 * "Stampy's Dark Side" - T rated - Stampy's Lovely World/Magic Animal Club x TeamCrafted. March 24, 2019.
 * Hey,guys mela here again soooo this my story is all about stampy's dark side,so yeah I hope you gonna enjoy this book (The cover draw by me) Stampy was a good cat who had great friends.But what he did discover he had a dark side a mist. He wanted to tell his friends but to scared so he kept it as a secret. Will Stampy ever fix this mess Or Will he make it worse {WARNING: MAY CAUSE SLOW UPDATES!!!!!!} o(╯□╰)o
 * Neo Skater's note: The cover art is AMAZING (melavsvs designed the character that I would use to mentally represent myself in internet interactions and would later become my self-insert agent, Skater), but that's the only good thing I have to say. The bad stuff includes: terrible SPaG spawning armies of mini-Barnabies (or whatever we decide on for the minis of the Magic Animal Club and TeamCrafted continua), too many ships (Romantic Plot Tumor, anyone?) and the accompanying destruction of the one or two canon ships, very OOC characters, many author's notes (one even mentions me; look out for "SkaterTheDJWolf"), and the final boss of fangirl groups: the dreaded OC drive. The fic's also been updated since I last read it, so be on the watch for an attractive Hit The Target character replacement; I know the author well. Alexa, play Megalovania, because the poor souls assigned to this fic are gonna have a bad time.


 * "Starting a New Life" - M - RWBY x Marvel x Star Wars x a host of others. Returned from Claimed August 19, 2018.
 * A man once the villainous Darth Vader from the Galactic Empire is now reformed thanks to his son Luke and has entered retirement and was in his Jedi Interceptor when he encountered the First Order right after the destruction of Starkiller Base and is on the run he got away but not without gaining significant damage to his Interceptor he jumped into hyperspace to an unknown planet with a shattered moon and headed towards it...
 * Mattman's Notes: Do I really have to talk about this one. Just know that the summary is wholly inaccurate. Also the author ships himself with Yang and they have two kids.


 * "Xenobraid Ponycles" - T rated - Xenoblade Chronicles x My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Returned from Claimed June 10, 2017.
 * Shulk goes full-stupid and proceeds to save anything but Equestria by Back Slashing everything in sight and destroying common sense. The Elements of Harmony try to get some sense into him, but they're dealing with Shulk out of all people... Can they love and tolerate Shulk? Maybe. But they cannot love and tolerate the Monado's power.
 * SkarmorySilver's notes: Full-stupid indeed, and thank the Bionis this thing's only four chapters long. Also, I would like to co-write the mission killing this badfic with someone else who knows MLP.
 * "https://www.wattpad.com/202221483-morticia%27s-pregnant-morticia-is-pregnant Morticia is Pregnant"- Not rated, but I'd say M as it mentions rape, sex, and suicide. The Addams Family x The Munsters
 * No summary
 * Discofurby's Notes: No, just no. Everybody is OOC (sometimes wildly so). Morticia is tortured in the worst possible ways (several unborn babies dying, rape twice, two suicide attempts). Gomez is killed off, Lily Munster is a psycho, terrible spelling and grammar, song lyrics everywhere, and the story keeps saying it's going to end but not actually ending. Morticia also names her daughter after a Doctor Who character and accidentally makes a mini of herself named "Mortica".

Attack on Titan

 * "Heroine" - T rated. Returned from Claimed June 10, 2017.
 * You are your own character! You live outside of the walls and the perfect titan killer. It's as easy as picking up a pen! But the Survey Corps seem interested in you and maybe you'll find some love in there? Levi x Reader x Eren. My first AoT fanfic! I hope you enjoy! XD

Fairy Tail

 * "The Dragneels" - M rated, but probably not that bad. August 19, 2018.
 * Blood doesn't make a real family love does (The boy with pink hair re-written)
 * Whatever good parts are in the story, they're obscured by the bad technical execution.

Lyrical Nanoha

 * "Shadows of the Abyss" - M rated. Returned from Claimed June 10, 2017.
 * Trapped like a animal and lock up for three years is where i've been. Waiting for my death that never seems to come. I know that it's knocking on my door but why won't i opening it. Is there some other future out their for me. Somewhere a monster like me can live in peace and love someone. Or is it a place were death lies in my hands and i can't control it. Rated M for language
 * Des' notes: Aside from the consistent silly misspellings (rotations for rations, bread for breed, stuff like that) this fic is horrid — Nanoha's got a split personality which makes her brutally murder everybody who touches her skin, she's one of Jail Scaglietti's experiments, Yuuno's a generic evil overlord and Fate's one of his stooges, the setting is grimderp and the military Yuuno leads is stupid. Gah.

Pretty Cure series

 * "Suite Precure Meet the Dream Traveler" - not rated. Returned from Claimed August 19, 2018.
 * This story take place after episode 3. Yup, this is his story. Do you like the retelling story of Suite PreCure? It will be awesome if Blaze allied with the Suite PreCure. Now if you all wondered, how does Siren/Ellen know about Blaze and who is Blaze's sister? Well, I won't tell you yet. Of course I don't own anything, except my OC and my fanfic.
 * I've never seen PreCure in my life, but sweet Muses this is bad. Randomly switches between prose and script format, any story where an OC allies with the canons screams Sue/Stu, and according to KoolKoopaGirl the story's not much better: "Filled to the brim with disproportionate retribution, character shilling, entitled bastards, and irrational hatred, this fic ain't for the faint of heart." Also there are sequels covering everything after Suite PreCure.

Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's

 * "Sixth Signer" - K+. Reported July 29, 2018.
 * In a remade world of Yugioh 5Ds, Ellie Fudo, the 11 year old sister of Yusei, is the left wing of the crimson dragon and psychic storm duelist. With chaos rising, Ellie must use the bond she and her brother share to save the world, set things right, and most importantly, get her older brother to date a certain claw signer. Follow the journey of the sixth signer!
 * "She's the Sixth Signer (That's basically the 5D's equivalent of a Tenth Walker), Yusei's younger sister (Let's charge ahead of time for Yusei having a younger sister in the first place: his parents died when he was just a baby in the meltdown that split New Domino City and the Satellite apart, and he survived because he was launched into Satellite in an emergency escape pod. His parents didn't survive to have another baby.), a very powerful psychic with weather powers (Psychics exist in this continuum, but this is obviously an excuse to make her more speshul), and she just jumps in halfway through 5D's without explanation (If she's Yusei's sister AND the sixth Signer, where was she during the whole Dark Signer fiasco?). A Mary Sue if I ever saw one." - SkaterTheDJWolf on the Board, 2018

Scott Pilgrim

 * "The best fanfic ever I swear you wont be disapoint" - M rated. Returned from Claimed June 10, 2017.
 * Scottie Pilgrim has got it goin' on...Scott x Wallace WARNING IT HAS YAOI IN IT BUT IT'S TOTALY WORTH IT.
 * What is this I don't even...
 * Whoever wrote this must've gone to the My Immortal school of writing things. The only good thing is that it's extremely short.

Frozen

 * "Cold as Ice" - T rated. Returned from Claimed August 19, 2018.
 * AU based on Frozen with Elsa as the villain. When the King and Queen discover their daughter Elsa's powers they live in fear of just how powerful she is becoming. When Elsa hurts her little sister Anna, the King decides to kill his own daughter. Unable to carry out the task, instead he abandons her in the mountains where she grows up with a frozen heart, and lust for revenge.
 * Silenthunder's note: Okay, first off, it is NOT the king who decides to do this - it's the queen. Welcome to the most scary character replacement I have ever come across. Seriously, this woman is an absolute monster that will haunt the nightmares of Frozen fans everywhere. And I thought the canonical version of them locking Elsa away was sad...

Star Wars

 * "Destiny of the Sith" - T rated. Returned from Claimed August 19, 2018.
 * While Darth Sidious makes his own plans of destroying the Jedi, another Sith Lord, who perhaps more powerful than Sidious, makes his own plans which will result in the death of the Jedi and Sidious himself. Read and Review. AU.
 * Massive Gary Stu in this, two canon characters killed, and Ahsoka turned into a minor slut.

Harry Potter

 * "The beast within" - T rated. Returned from Claimed August 19, 2018.
 * What would have happened if Harry had been bitten by Remus during his third year? This is my take on it. Major AU.
 * If you guessed Werewolf!Harry, you're right. Along with Animagus!Snape, Remus/Sirius, two random exotic animals to act as companions for Harry during transformation time, werewolves who find their mates at the human age of 16... *squick!* And so much more...
 * "Faery Heroes" - M rated. Returned from Claimed August 19, 2018.
 * Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
 * KoolKoopaGirl's notes: Definitely not recommended reading: it's a horrible bash fic with next to no redeeming qualities. The main characters are villain protagonists, and not even the fun kinds. They cast uncanon curses on whatever poor character has earned the author's ire, brutally murder on a whim in the name of "justice"... I'm starting to see why Dumbledore thinks this Harry has gone Dark.
 * "Harry Potter, the Twilight Wolf" - T rated. August 19, 2018.
 * Not Twilight related. While seven year old Harry Potter is running away from his cousin he is bitten by a wolf and his life changes for ever.
 * Yep, another werewolf AU. The original note said it best: "He becomes a completely uncanonical werewolf species who doesn't need wolfsbane potion to control himself; Ollivander can see people's auras; Harry is given a second wand with two cores: intertwined unicorn bone and dementor bone."
 * "Here We Go Again" - T rated. Returned from Claimed June 10, 2017.
 * At 39 years old Harry Potter is killed. He awakes in a room with the founders. They send him back in time to when he was only ten. Powerful Harry! Independent Harry! Lord Harry! Elemental Harry! Manipulative Dumbledore! Some Weasley bashing. This is my first fanfic. AU Non Canon. R&R, also enjoy. XD


 * "My Boys" - M rated, NSFW/B. Returned from Claimed June 10, 2017.
 * OCxGeorge,OCxFred,OCxSnape,OCxDraco and possible some Drarry and OCxHarry. Fred died in the final battle but what happens when the girl he and George both love is pregnant? And she's living with Draco? Rated M for a reason
 * In case you didn't guess, the OC referenced in all the pairings in the summary is the same one each time, and she's a Slytherin -- George, Fred, and Harry are of course well known in the canon for their fondness of people from that particular House. However, it's her pairing with Snape that I found the most disturbing, given that she's just 13 at the time.
 * Zingenmir's notes: From skimming the first two chapters, she's also Sirius' daughter and a year older than the other kids in her year. She's also visited him in Azkaban and believes very firmly that he's innocent. As to the Snape thing, that shows up at the end of the second chapter and nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. So much nope. Apparently, Snape was somehow a "sex god" back in his day, heaven alone knows how (must have been the best-kept secret of Slytherin house, and let me tell you, about the only good mental image I'm getting from this right now is the looks on the Marauders' faces if someone managed to convince them it was real), and Darian wants, idek, lessons from him or something because she's been having problems with her housemates despite also using her, uh, wiles on them already...? Because at thirteen she's a bit more mature and just. She asks Snape for lessons and he accepts and I'm pretty sure what I noped out of (with actual flailing arms and horrified whisper-shouts of 'nooooooooo') was a heavy make-out session...? Er, basically, GIANT WARNING for underage and student/teacher. I'm going to scrub my brain now, please. I mean, seriously, if you're going to use that as your plot device, just. Just. Just please have everyone over the age of consent argh. So be warned if you're going to check this out, because I didn't realize it would be this bad and then...well, see above.
 * "Tormentor" - M rated. Returned from Claimed August 19, 2018.
 * Post OoTP. Harry decides to leave the Dursley's home. His world will soon be shattered as he uncovers realities concerning the link he has with Voldemort. Independent!Dark Heir!Dementor!Powerful!Harry. Not the usual type.

The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit

 * "The Fellowship of the Nazgirls" - T rated. Returned from Claimed June 10, 2017.
 * Chapter 14: We learn of the fate of Chanilia. R&R Please! This is an AU fic but im sure you don't care
 * Woah. Just... woah. I can't even begin to describe how utterly atrocious this fic is.


 * "No Safe Place (Legolas Love Story)" - Presumably T-rated. Returned from Claimed March 23, 2019.
 * Erillin is the younger sister of Arwen, Princess of Rivendale. Her father, Lord Elrond has hidden her true Identity from her and keeps her Hidden within the Elven Realm of Rivendale. When she joins the Company, she finds herself about to embark on the biggest adventure of her life. But is it love, or life?
 * EPL's notes: Classic second-daughter-of-Elrond Legomance, except this one has special powers and her dad's been keeping her hidden from the rest of Rivendell--excuse me, "Rivendale"--for presumably that reason. Also she joins the Fellowship because of course she does.
 * Last 'Elf-witch', her mother was one too and killed by Suron over it, and there's Grelvish and translation inside the dialogue tags.


 * "The other Evenstar" - T rated. Returned from Claimed March 23, 2019.
 * Seraphina has a dark and shameful past. She joins the Fellowship to help Frodo on his mission to destroy the Ring. However, her past comes back to haunt her. She must fight to protect the ones she loves and fight to keep control of herself.
 * Where to even begin. This bit of writing features a raging Sue with a name that references a religion that's non-existent in Middle-earth, Boromir wearing his "soldier's uniform" to the Council, Boromir-bashing, and wounds from a Morgul blade that behave uncanonically (in a clothes-burning way). The Sue saps powers of decision, convinces Frodo to volunteer to take the Ring to Mordor, has a Magical Necklace of Mary-Sueness that occasionally burns her, and volunteers to go with the Fellowship before Gandalf. All of this is from the first chapter, and I've even left some things out (such as line-mangling and mini-Balrog creation). Later on, she mentions that she helped to deliver both Eomer and Eowyn, and that she and Eomer used to go on adventures together. I'm also pretty sure it's a Legomance, although I suppose it could be Aragorn instead. Do I really need to go on?


 * "ѕαυroɴ'ѕ ɴeхт тαrɢeт" - T-ish rated (as far as I know). Returned from Claimed June 10, 2017.
 * Anneliese Felagund never really knew too much about her past. She grew up in Archet, which is a city in Bree. Her mother died, and her father left before her mother died. That's all she knew about herself...
 * I think she deserves killing just from that summary. She claims to be the daughter of Finrod Felagund, and to have the Silmarils ground up in her blood...


 * "Spirits Never Die" - T rated. PPCing requested by author Aug 11, 2017
 * Neveil is a wanderer shrouded in shadow. She meets the hobbits and joins them on their quest, and at the same time seeks to find her purpose in a world she shouldn't exist in. OC Not a MarySue. This is a experiment to see if I can make a good story out of the overdone tenth walker.
 * "It's a tenth walker, Maiar, oc who is immortal and was created from Sauron's blood (or something) and it's also a legomance. Something else to mention....I wrote this story. Back in Middle school. Yes I was an angsty teen. At any rate, I really love the PPC stories and I really hate mine so I thought it would be interested to see it be ripped to pieces. :-)"
 * Note: Added by HG, who is not the author and actually only read the first of thirty-six chapters.

Percy Jackson series

 * "The First Son of Artemis" - T Rated. Returned from Claimed August 19, 2018.
 * Jay was just a boy from Minnesota, he enjoyed, hunting, climbing trees, being in the forest. However when he meets a strange blonde haired girl, with a knife in her bag on his first day at his new school in New York his life is about to change. He isn't just Jay from Minnesota, he is Jay, the demi-god. HOWEVER he isn't just Jay the demi-god, he is Jay the first ever son of Artemis
 * Artemis' kid, do I need to explain it any more?
 * "New Girl", "New Adventure" - M Rated. Returned from Claimed August 19, 2018 (with apologies to Mattman the Comet)
 * Lilly Belle is the new girl at Camp Half-Blood. The sexy daughter of Hermes (looks clearly came from mother) is tired of the boring camp life and deicides to have some "fun" with the boys in camp and other adventures. OC, girlxgirl, girlxguy. Please R&R. Hope you enjoy! NOTE: This is a SMUT story, Rated R. Don't expect a major story line or anything, sorry to you story lovers.
 * Sequel to New Girl, Camp Half-Blood and Jupiter are back with more amazing stories! Connor Stoll gets the quest of a lifetime, Camp Jupiter has a "problem" and Camp Half-Blood gets more drama than it can possibly handle! Hope you enjoy! :D :D :D
 * Ah yes, New Girl. Bad Slash, a Sue pileup, engaging in sexual relations with a Centaur off-screen. I want to take this out.

Redwall

 * "soulless shell" - T rated. Returned from Claimed August 19, 2018.
 * the story of Leif 1000 years before blood omen when a young child is taken from his home and forced to take on a lineage he never knew of it will take all the courage he has to survive with the help of a rebel leader he must over throw evil review
 * Why. Just why. Does this exist...

Twilight

 * "Master of the Universe" - not rated. NSFW, NSFB. Returned from Claimed August 19, 2018.
 * It's the one 50 Shades of Grey is based on. It doesn't really need more description than that.

Avatar: The Last Airbender

 * "The Lost Air Nomad: Water" - T-rated. Returned from Claimed June 10, 2017.
 * Kami Takigawa, a non-bender. She seems to be a normal girl. . .but she is fire nation. After traveling with Prince Zuko, on the quest to find the Avatar, she discovers deep secrets about herself and her heritage.
 * SkarmorySilver's notes: Exactly as ridiculous as it sounds.

Doctor Who/Torchwood

 * "Doctor Who and the Planet of the Cybermen" - no rating. 30 May 2017.
 * The Doctor detects traces of a huge explosion that has destroyed and entire planet. He decides to take his companions to investigate the cause. Landing on the planet before it was destroyed he is taken captive by humanoid soldiers and taken to their base. The base comes under attack by the Cybermen and the Doctor is asked to help defend it and defeat the Cybermen.
 * Script format. Two nymphomaniac bimbo Sue companions. Many characters that don't even have proper names. Possibly the all-time worst DW fanfic ever.


 * "Doctor Who and the Tyler Twins" - T rated. 27 Oct 2017.
 * Blake Tyler is a younger twin brother of Rose. He has a past that he is trying to make up or escape! When a northern man finds the two… new adventures awaits them.
 * A useless Gary Stu tags uselessly along for Rose's first season. Beiger-than-beige prose, with multiple tense shifts.


 * "Every Fangirl's Dream" - K+ rated. Returned from Claimed June 10, 2017.
 * A/N: Yes I know that this story has been done before. I just had to do my own version of this. So sorry in advance if you think I stole your story. Anywho...sorry for any grammatical/spelling errors.


 * "The Lost Girl Chronicles Book 1: The Unlikely Girl" - T rated. 27 Oct 2017.
 * For Sophie Connolly the girl who never seemed to fit anywhere it started with killer mannequins and an invitation to everywhere. For the Doctor it started with a question that grew into a puzzle he was missing the important pieces to. He wanted to solve the mystery that was Sophie and she just wanted to find a place she fit. First in the Lost Girl Chronicles. Doctor/OC
 * An introvert woobie Sue with telepathic powers joins the Ninth Doctor and Rose. (The ongoing subplots about her learning to control her telepathy are fairly well written, but that just emphasizes how much she just plain doesn't fit into the canon stories.)


 * "Me, Myself and the Universe" - T rated. 27 Oct 2017.
 * Tristan was just beginning her life, when one night she gets an unknown visitor and a chance to travel with people she only dreamed of meeting.
 * Torchwood fangirl is projected into her favourite TV show, and looks set to be sent back in time to accompany the Doctor and Rose in "The Empty Child". Very very short chapters, and some serious formatting problems (but only in the even numbered ones.)


 * "Recuperation - 9-0C" - Rated T. 27 Oct 2017.
 * Lana Berkley, a Time Lady who's Gallifreyan name is the Seer, stranded on Earth, meets the Doctor after a close-call with the Nestene Consciousness. He takes the Time Lady with him on adventures across the galaxy, even making the TARDIS like her better. This story follows the ninth Doctor and the ninth incarnation of Lana/ the Seer. Chapters will be updated when possible!
 * The Doctor seems completely unsurprised to find a living Gallifreyan after the Time War. The same Author's Note describing the Sue appears at the start of every chapter. (But on the bright side, it makes a change to have the Sue steal the Doctor's best lines instead of Rose's!)


 * "The Rose's Thorne" - T rated. 27 Oct 2017.
 * What if Rose Tyler had a younger sister that also travelled alongside her and The Doctor? What if she was special? What if, when Rose was stuck in the parallel world, she remained with The Doctor somehow? What if she wasn't surprised by The Doctor's regenerations? This is the story of Thorne Tyler, a fifteen-year-old genius that travelled through time helping The Doctor and Aliens all over the universe. Enjoy.
 * Not much to enjoy. The prose style is slightly better than most Suefics, but this is still just another unnecessary Mary Sue tacked onto Rose's first season.


 * "Stopwatch~a doctor who love story (10&11)" - not rated, so I'll say it's rated T for swearing. Returned from Claimed January 4, 2018.
 * When a time lord or lady finds their soulmate, time seems to freeze. They call this their stopwatch. My name is Olivia Corey. My mother escaped from a dyeing Galifrey when she was pregnant with me but she died soon after I was born. I am the last time lady and this is how I met the doctor.
 * Zingenmir's notes: Basically, Time Lady Sue romances the Tenth (and later Eleventh?) Doctor, manages to character replace the TARDIS, and drags the Torchwood team into it. At least Martha's out of it—she leaves before the Doctor even meets the Sue, lucky woman. Also features transplanted aliens from a different movie, which is utterly ridiculous. Oh, and did I mention the soulmate thing? What's wrong with gradually progressing romance, I'd like to know...
 * "The Doctor's Problem"- K rated. May 19, 2019
 * Donna finds an old Gallifreyan record. To keep it from being played, the Doctor must explain something embarrassing. Questions follow..
 * Discofurby's note: Mindless toilet humour, no action. The TARDIS locks its doors for a stupid reason. The Doctor is a little bit OOC.

He-Man: And the Masters of the Universe

 * "Skelatour tkas Gryskull" - Rated K. Returned from Claimed June 10, 2017.
 * Skelatour has taken Gry skull and Kingrandours throne. Prince adam is killed who will save the day?...
 * Meta's note: C'mon, how often do you find a fic with not one but FOUR minis in the synopsis alone? For a moment I thought it was a trollfic, but a fair amount of the character names are cleared up in the fic itself. Features such wonderful moments as He-Man snapping his sword, and Prince Adam getting blown up, only to be rescued by He-Man...

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

 * "Pegasus Device" - NSFW, NSFB. Returned from Claimed June 10, 2017.
 * Cloudsdale Weather Coporation has been running without incident for over twenty years. That is, until two foals manage to avoid being processed and find themselves in the haunted bowels of the massive facility. Can they make it out o the abandoned factory with their sanity intact? Will they uncover the secrets even a company as dark as the CWC is ashamed to keep? And what of the workers who help ensure that, in the end, not a single soul gets through...
 * Aurora Dawn is back with yet another story filled with the murder of innocent foals! Be careful about accepting this baddie, because apparently this isn't a one-shot like its predecessor.

Oggy and the Cockroaches

 * "The new roach" - no rating. July 30, 2017
 * Basically, Marky and Joey (who are strongly suggested to be brothers in canon) fall in love and have sex (which is thankfully not described). Joey then gets pregnant and has a kid. For some unexplained reason, the cats and cockroaches get along somewhat well. Fortunately, it's only a page long.

Phineas and Ferb

 * "Isn't what it is" - M rated. May 26, 2017
 * Alika moved to Danville & has to go to a new highschool & make new friends. While shes there, she meets quiet Ferb and his small group of friends. But who will win out; Them or Phineas and the in crowd?
 * Not only is there one of the most obvious Mary Sues out there, there are at least 3 character replacements (Phineas, Ferb, and Isabella), and possibly more. TVTropes describes this fic as the single worst fanfic outside of the Legendary Badfic.

The Simpsons

 * "Lisa is Pregnant" - T rated. Returned from Claimed June 10, 2017.
 * Bart and Lisa are freezing on the mountains. With death staring at them in the face, Bart proposes a last resort. Later, Lisa awakens to find out Bart is dead and she is a mother!
 * What... just... WHAT.

Star Trek

 * "Time Travel" - K rated. Returned from Claimed 8 June, 2017
 * This is my first ST:TNG fic it's about a girl from the 1940's who accidentally ends up aboard the Enterprise. ITS DONE! Please RR.
 * DawnFire's note: Do I really need to elaborate? Featuring historical fails—both World One and Trekverse—as well as SPaG issues, OOC everyone, Picard going on an away mission, Picard taking a nine-year-old on an away mission, Picard turning into a Dalek (OK, fine, Picard speaking—pardon me, "snapping"—in all-caps and reminding me so strongly of Daleks that I read his line in a Dalek voice), and the creation of both the hollowdeck and the mini "hollodeck". She also has a conversation with Warf the mini-tribble. It's pretty ridiculous.

Stargate Atlantis

 * "Nakira" - M rated. Returned from Claimed June 10, 2017.
 * Dr Rodney McKay finds himself lusting after a prostituted wraith...Warning major slash and mentions of noncon etc

Steven Universe

 * "Dark Steven, The Greatest Foe" - K+ rated. Returned from Claimed June 10, 2017.
 * Steven has to face his greatest enemy yet! Himself!
 * Where do I even begin with this one. Just... Read the "Background" chapter. Possible first mission material?

Thundercats

 * "Song of the Twins" - K rated. Returned from Claimed June 10, 2017.
 * Lion-O finds his long-lost twin sister in this fic.
 * Lion-O's long lost twin sister 'Lioness-A' shows up and helps in the creation of a multitude of mini-Snarfs, including ThunDera, New ThunDera and Claud-Us. That's just chapter one of this ten-chapter beast.

Tom and Jerry

 * "Instinct" - M rated. August 8, 2018.
 * There are too little stories about Tom and Jerry somehow turn into humans and have some hot slashy time. This time it has something to do with an irritated goddess. Rating's there for a reason.
 * Skater's note: I haven't even read the fic past the first few paragraphs and I can already tell it's bad. It opens with a Deus ex Machina that's blatantly for the purpose of getting to the hawt slashey tiem EKCS DEE. And they're CARTOON CHARACTERS. KIDS'  CARTOON CHARACTERS. What is humanity?

Transformers Prime

 * "The Authoress" - Explicit Rating. NSFW. Returned from Claimed August 19, 2018.
 * Three friends are transported into the world of transformers. A transformers enthusiasts, a hater, and a neutral are all it takes to stir up some crazy days... and some EXTRA fun nights! . (Rated M for everything)
 * This is awful in so many different ways. The Sues (there are three. Three!) are annoying, the biology is completely against canon, and there are Archive Warnings for things that never happen. Also, no one in the story is any kind of writer.

The Walking Dead

 * "Don't tell Daryl" - T rated. Returned from Claimed June 10, 2017.
 * Riley never thought she would see her big brother again, so when she got the happiest surprise of her life, she was a little more shocked that it came with yet another shocker. How long will they last? I mean, it is the zombie apocalypse.
 * Meta's note: Unintentional sequel to "i am not that girl anymore" featuring Riley Dixon again, basically with the Sue poorly inserting herself into the canon events, falling in love with 'Sheriff' Carl Grimes, and almost completely copying chapter one of her first story.

The X-Files

 * "Halloween X" - M rated. May 5, 2019.
 * Here’s a Halloween story featuring everyone’s favorite F.B.I. Agent—Dana Scully.
 * This is a terrible story. Neither Scully, nor Mulder, is in-character. School uniforms are sexualized, which is very creepy. It ends with Scully crying.


 * "Look After You" - T rated. May 5, 2019.
 * Summary: Set early season 4 before Scully's cancer. Scully is sick (I didn't want to suffer alone :P) But yeah. Read&Review? T cuz Scully Drops the F-Bomb in chapter 2. She's sick leave her be.
 * This is out-of-character. Scully shows up to work sick, which is something she'd never do, and her illness makes no sense. It's a throat infection apparently, but it makes her throw up and faint. She's helped by this 18-year-old med student who is way too young to be in the FBI.

Oedipus Rex

 * "Oedipus: The MPREG Edition" - K+ rated. Returned from Claimed August 19, 2018.
 * A slash/mpreg version of the play Oedipus
 * A totally pointless slash/mpreg version of the play, with the same plot but Oedipus marrying his male "mother."

Crash Bandicoot

 * "Crash Bandicoot" - K+ rated. August 31, 2017.
 * On three islands that sits southwest of Australia, an evil scientist is in the midst of his plan to take over the world, when one of his experiments escaped on a stormy night, and on the next day, he meets up with a boy that arrived before the storm and a mask who wants the mad doctor off the islands. The three combine forces to bring down the mad man before he can take the world.
 * First in a series of six, four of which are adaptations.
 * Scapegrace's notes: We're introduced to this horse-doughnut in the most bland, boring way possible and we're still expected to root for him. We also know the author knows at least part of the Crash lore - I'm guessing Nathan went to the same school as his presumably-dad (hamfisted foreshadowing is truly, truly hamfisted) - but also seems really confused as to what the Evolv-O-Ray from the first game actually does. Add to that the litany of spelling and grammar errors and, well, it's beyond saving.


 * "Crash Bandicoot Retold" - No rating. November 23, 2017.
 * Take place after Mind over Mutant, Evil Crash escaped the 10th Dimension and slaughtered everyone, good and evil. Only Crash and Aku Aku remain to fight him but are no match. As Crash laid unconcious, Aku Aku knew something had gone wrong because something infected Crash called the Demon Gene. Just as Evil Crash about to kill them both, Aku Aku give out one last hope: Send a message to himself in the past to "Prevent the Demon". Back at the first Crash Bandicoot game, the past Aku Aku recieved the message and tries to understand it. There, he must help prepare the different past Crash, who changed dramtically and already got the Demon Gene in his blood as them and their friends must go through the retold tale of Crash 1, 2 and 3 battling Cortex which must change the future.
 * A fan comic book that takes several cues from the 2011 version of Mortal Kombat. Poorly written, atrocious artwork, OOCness and ridiculous fan characters can be found. Has at least one sequel.

Donkey Kong Country

 * "Breakdown" - T rated. Returned from Claimed June 10, 2017.
 * Dixie tries to bring together Krocodile isle and DK island. But is brutally murdered. Tiny doesn't take the death well. She move back to her birth island where she meets someone she never expected to see again. (BEING REDONE)
 * SkarmorySilver's notes: And the murderers happen to be three female Kremling OCs. Oh, yeah. You know where this is going.

Pokémon

 * "Pokemorph Academy" - T rated. June 10, 2017.
 * We thought we were the only ones, but after meeting someone with the same powers, me and my friend are finally given a chance to be accepted. Rated T for language and maybe some death. Photo does not match. (OC's Wanted and Accepted.)
 * eatpraylove's note: I think this person tried to write both kinds of Pokémorph fanfic--"human-Pokémon hybrid" and "human-Pokémon shapeshifter"--in the same story.
 * "Tim's Moemon Adventure: Kanto" - M rated, NSFW. August 19, 2018
 * This is my first story, about my OC, Tim, who's dream is to travel to all of the regions in the world of Moémon. There will be ups, downs, turn arounds, all that crazy stuff. Rated M for graphic descriptions of lemons, either straight or yuri, and language. Sucky summary, but hey, it's my first one.

Plants vs. Zombies

 * "Plants vs. Zombies Story: The Adventure" - K+ rated, but should be a T, at least. Returned from Claimed August 19, 2018. Part of a slightly NSFW/NSFB tetralogy (actual content may vary per fic.) Proceed with caution.
 * One day, someone dared Sunflower to drink one gallon of mixture wine, liquor, beer, and Mickey Finn in under 1 minute. Sunflower did it. This causes many crazy stuff to happen! Zomboss duplicates Zombies, a Camera Zombie spies on plants, PLANTS TURN INTO ZOMBIES, and Peashooter and Sunflower have A BABY! Read to find out what happens next!
 * TrocyteV's notes: Sunflower and Peashooter (who, along with all but two of the entire canon cast, are replaced/possessed) have a child under the influence of alcohol and drugs and immediately become a loving family, "Golden Plant Food" is introduced which gives its consumer powers exceeding Suvian-level, and the author is overall both horrible at pacing and a massive ham, as TV Tropes would put it. Kill me now.
 * Author's page indicates that this is the first part of a tetralogy that sends the continuum into a head-on collision with Five Nights at Freddy's. Reviewers also seem to point out that the second part is slightly NSFW, with attempted rape on canon characters being mentioned and some serious indecent exposure in one chapter.

Silent Hill

 * "Determination" - T rated. April 12, 2019.
 * from Harry's P.O.V from when he finds out Cherl is missing til when he meets Cybil
 * Mirage Fontane's notes: The story itself is a brief and not entirely uncanonical scene from the beginning of Silent Hill 1. However, the spelling and grammar makes legolas by laura look like an academic dissertation. Also responsible for the creation of the mini (mini-Pyramid Head?) Cherl instead of Cheryl.

Spyro the Dragon

 * "Framed" - T rated. March 14, 2016.
 * in the time where crime is at it's peak criminals have started Framing innocent citizens for the crime but Spyro tries to change this, will he succeed or will he get framed. Rated A for Awesome OCs now being accepted. format on chapter 3 inspired by Attack On Titan
 * I think this is supposed to be a modern AU? All I see is terribad English and the ultimate red flag, "OCs now being accepted".

Touken Ranbu

 * "Tsuki to Hoshi" - No rating, April 19, 2019.
 * A nameless Kusarigama who's granted a female body comes to citadel. How is it possible? How can there be a girl? What is her history? Why does Mikazuki seem to know her? Will she be able to adapt to her new life in citadel?
 * Ki no Shirayuki's notes: Complete disrespect for TouRabu canon, a sword OC who is 1. not a guy, but is shoehorned into a strictly all-male cast, 2. not a sword despite canon's being all about personifying nihontō, and 3. not a historical artifact that has existed in Japanese history or legends despite canon's being all about personifying known historical or legendary swords. That alone is bad enough without the Sue's dragging her wangsty ass around despite her background's not being all that tragic, getting shipped with an OOC Mikazuki and getting special treatment out the wazoo. It's a mess.

RWBY

 * "Howling Moon" - T rated. Returned from Claimed August 19, 2018.
 * Luna Moonrose is a skilled Huntress and was offered a job as a teacher at Beacon, her old school. The Huntress of the Moon accepted not knowing it just unlocked another daring path in her life, one that will lead her to new friends and her missing love. Cover is owned by Luumanfoo29 on DeviantArt. I don't own RWBY either
 * Mattman groans