Disguise-Outfitting Ryticular Kostume System

Also referred to as the D.O.R.K.S., the Disguise-Outfitting Ryticular Kostume System was created by Makes-Things to enable agents to change disguises without returning to their response center during missions. It first appears in chapter six of "Suedom" by Andy and Saphie. The K in "kostume" is the result of a typo on the patent form, and certainly not just there to make a spiffy acronym. Nobody knows what "ryticular" means, so don't ask.

The D.O.R.K.S. is equipped with a self-disguise program so that it does not appear uncanonical. However, this program has a bug which causes the device to change form every few minutes (accompanied by a distinctive "prrrrp" sound). While there has been no success at fixing this problem, at least it doesn't explode or melt, like much PPC technology tends to do. (See also: Murphy's Law.)

When not self-disguised, the D.O.R.K.S. appears as a small metal cube with many buttons. The cube can be felt under the illusion of its disguise. Its user interface is complicated and requires practice. When used properly, a beam of light zaps the intended agent, the device makes "futuristic sci-fi-ey sounds," and when the light fades the agent has a new disguise.