Console

A PPC agent's workstation. There are many parts to a console, which is described in the following detail by Despatch:

• Display screen, on which the Words of various stories, and any messages which are relevant to the job, can be displayed.

• Series of buttons: known ones are - o Red - Acknowledge job.

o Blue - Coordination linkups.

• Series of flashing lights. Named ones are:

o Green - Crossovers acknowledgement: press the button below the light to get any messages from them.

• Panel for setting disguises. The disguises themselves would probably look a little like "skins" from the Sims.

The console is widely known for giving off a loud and shrill BEEP! whenever a new mission appears on the screen. According to the Narrative Laws of Comedy, the probability of it beeping increases in direct proportion to the amount of sleep its agent needs. Consequently, the console is vulnerable to heavy damage by fire, heavy metal objects, fists, or all of the above.