Mysterious Somebody

The Mysterious Somebody was leader of the PPC from 1992 to 1999. Unbeknownst even to the Sunflower Official and the DIS, he was a clone of the insane Dark Jedi Master Joruus C'Baoth (himself a clone), rescued from a Star Wars badfic by a team of Agents who died insane mere days later, among them Anya, one of the PPC's first non-Flower agents. After a short time working as a secretary in the Disturbing Acts of Violence Department, he instigated an insanity epidemic in Headquarters that led to the death of the Poppy, the abdication of the Sunflower Official from his position as Head of the PPC, and the Somebody's own takeover of the organisation. He established the Department of Internal Security after his rise to power, and the early years of his reign were a golden age where wages were high and morale was higher; unknown to most of the PPC, much of the organisation's wealth came from PPC Bioengineering Inc and the original Mary Sue Factory, set up under the Somebody's watch, and the DIS were entrusted with keeping this secret at any cost.

Seven years later, he was deposed after Dassie Hyrax, briefly freed from the Somebody's mind control by the presence of Luke Skywalker in HQ, identified him to the Sunflower Official in the events of the Reorganisation. After this event, he would use the Sue factory to produce an army of Sues, planning to lead them in an attack on HQ. The attack occurred at the same time as an assault by the Black Cats, and both sides already in HQ took heavy casualties from the insane clone. His army interrupted a battle in the Large Auditorium, decimating DAVD and nearly wiping out Parma Division despite their combined efforts, shortly after which he went off on his own and left a clone of Dassie in charge of the main force. He was later killed by the Sunflower Official and Lady Zhevago, who caused him to be hit with his own Force Lightning. At this point, any members of his army who had not already died in the battle outside the Tomb of the Unknown PPC Agent dropped dead, unable to survive without his mental control.

The Mysterious Somebody's mirror counterpart is probably still alive.

Appearances

 * Lofty Skies
 * The Reorganisation
 * Crashing Down.