Sue Colour Spectrum

The Sue Colour Spectrum consists of colours which are impossible1 in the normal world, but common amongst Sues. They are notoriously eye-burning.

=The Sue Colours=

Ble
This sickly, drab shade of blello was encountered by Agents Dafydd, Neshomeh, and Alec on the mission to "Brown DragonRider of Pern," in which there were ble dragons.

Bleen
A nasty combination of blue and green or black and green.

Blello
A disgusting combination of turquoise and yellow.

This was first recorded as appearing in the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy, along with Wilver. Its first appearance was during the Canonquake in the first year, where the title of the fifth Harry Potter book was made known. After that, it became one of the colours of HFA. It was used during the fanwriter Quidditch matches as the colour of one team's uniform.

Crimsun
Described as "a disturbing mixture of hot pink, lime green, and orange". this is the signature colour of the Baker St Fanfiction Academy.

Glose
A sort of vibrant, blinding 'golden-rose'. This colour is common in Suvian-influenced sunsets.

Rolky-Mose
A vision-blurring creamy pink colour that makes all around it seem paler and fuzzier in comparison. It is a common skin colour for Sues and canon characters gettin' it on with Sues, where is is usually described as 'milky rose'.

Urple
Basically the ugliest possible mixture of pink and purple, capable of blinding unsuspecting people. Urple is one of the colours most commonly associated with badfic, especially Mary Sues.

Urple was first mentioned in Miss Cam's Official Fanfiction University of Middle-earth. In OFUM and other OFUs, urple is often used to torment unsuspecting students. There have been several incidents involving urple paint in OFUM, most notably the painting of Sauron and Morgoth's possessions, which led to the short-lived Great Morgoth/Sauron Alliance. This deed, and several others, were committed by two mysterious figures known as the Urple Bandits. The identity of these two has never been confirmed openly, but they are widely believed to be Merry and Pippin.

Wilver
This is described as the ugliest possible combination of white and silver. Wilver was created at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy.

=Real Life Sue Colours= If you're especially masochistic or have been taken hostage by your Morbid Curiosity, you may see many of these Sue colours and more in the music video for ATC's I'm In Heaven. Glopsnerch and sunglasses are suggested before viewing.

This video consists of various Mary Sues, Marty Stus and several Cute Animal Friends frolicking in a Sue-world to very irritating music.

1: The above video proves this wrong. Very wrong.