Bad Slash

Bad slash is defined as "improbable or poorly-written romantic encounters between characters of the same sex." Bad slash is a separate badfic category because many of its badfic traits are less likely to afflict non-slash. It is handled by the Department of Bad Slash.

Since there is not always a Mary Sue in bad slash, the slash demons are exorcised from the canon characters by way of banging the characters on the head with a copy of canon, usually accompanied by a lot of shouting of things like "avaunt!" and "begone, foul slash dwimmerlaik!"

It is probably worth noting that we in the PPC fully believe in and acknowledge the existence of good slash. Hence "Department of Bad Slash", rather than simply "Department of Slash".

Things commonly encountered in bad slashfic
Most of the problems in bad slash stem from the fact that the majority of bad slashers write relations between two homosexual adult males but are themselves heterosexual adolescent females who don't feel like doing a lot of research. When that is the case, you tend to get:


 * Token Homophobic Jerks: Characters who, without any prior indications in canon, are violently against homosexual interaction.


 * Unrealistically Tolerant Pillocks: Characters, usually friends or relations of one of the characters being slashed, who react to the news of gayness with 'hooray, I'm so pleased for you, I hope your buttsecks is wonderful!' despite living in a time/place where they'd at least be dubious about the whole arrangement.


 * Dubious lube: Commonly found in fics, even otherwise-good fics, in which the author is personally inexperienced or hasn't really thought through the consequences of putting certain things in certain places.


 * The Pronoun Problem: Difficulty discerning which 'he' (or 'she') is the subject and which is the object of any given sentence. A common method of getting over this is excessive use of the characters' names. In genfic, it is often possible to spot a habitual slash-author by their instinctive avoidance of pronouns, even when they'd be perfectly correct and unambiguous.


 * Woobiefication: In which one character is effectively turned into a sad little thirteen-year-old girl or, at best, a Harlequin romance novel heroine. It should be noted that this definition of woobie is not the same as that espoused by TVTropes.


 * Mpreg: Male pregnancy (e.g., Faramir finds out that he is pregnant with Frodo's baby).


 * Bad biology is also frequently found in bad slash, mostly because, as observed above, the writers don't feel like doing a lot of research. Without wishing to go into details, often what occurs in bad slashfics would cause pain to or internally injure a character, or is simply not possible. It's not that we advocate underage slash authors researching the exact mechanics of gay sex, it's just that we'd like to not have to take so many canon characters to Medical. So, if you don't know what's involved when two guys are gettin' it on, then kindly don't write about it.