Joe

Joe is a PPC agent in the Department of Misplaced Flora and Fauna. He is partnered with Meneltari and was written by Elvea Aure.

Joe joined the PPC in response to a job ad that touted seeing new places, meeting new people, exploring new worlds, pretty girls, and a license to kill. He found all of these and more, though the pretty girls mostly came in the form of Mary Sues. The rest were his reformed Sue partner and her two sisters, all of whom are superlatively gorgeous daughters of Eru who were recruited instead of killed only because they are immortal and refused to die.

Despite being muscular and relatively good-looking, with dark, spiky hair, Joe's attempts at hitting on them were firmly rebuffed. Apparently introducing yourself as "God's gift to women" just doesn't impress anyone these days.

Mission Reports
Home: Department of Misplaced Flora and Fauna (LJ archive)

Partnered with Meneltari

 * "Baneful Melody" (Lord of the Rings)


 * "The Earthborn: Guardian of time" (Lord of the Rings)


 * "Chosen of a Goddess" (Lord of the Rings x Forgotten Realms), Joe with Agents Endomiel (DMFF), Ella Darcy (DAC), and Verra (DI), and Recruit Ril-gania


 * "One of the crowd" (Lord of the Rings), Joe with Agents Endomiel (DMFF) and Ginger (DF) and Trainee Lee