Oscar Henson

Agent Oscar Henson, known to his friends as Kermit, is the sole Agent thus far of the Department of Bad Slash's newly created MPreg Division. He is written by Trojanhorse Heales-Shadowfax and Paddlebrains.

In appearance Oscar is mostly human, but he is also extremely short. This is due to his origins as an assbaby rescued from a Labyrinth fic: his fathers are Jareth and Hoggle. After being rescued, Oscar grew up in HQ's Nursery, where he is known to have clashed with Marsha. While there, he was trained in, among other things, basic biology, snark, and Sindarin. In October 2008 HST, he graduated from the Nursery, and was assigned to the Division of MPreg. Pending the recruitment of a permanent partner, he has been assigned to Trojie and Pads, who have been charged with showing him the ropes.

Missions and Timeline
Mission One: Ethuil'waew. Oscar is trained up by his new partners.

Mission Two: Ladi's Name. In which horrible things happen to human biology in the Pegasus galaxy.

Mission Three: Extending the Family. In which Oscar is subjected to the horrors of multiple Sirii giving birth simultanetously.

Mission Four: Jungle Fever. In which Oscar is roped in to help Trojie and Pads with some Jurassic badslash.