User:SpecstacularSC


 * Oh, go ahead. No, by all means, fire that missile. Just remember, you have TEAMMATES IN THE FIELD, and I am NOT going to be liable for you massacring all of us in one go.

SpecstacularSC (alias SC) is a Boarder and in-training author, and is forced in his day-to-day to babysit a group of wily, outrageously deranged and otherwise terrifying group of brainless, sight enhancement tool-wearing buffoons who have super powers they probably should not be allowed to have. According to all of one instance, SC served as the bartender of a nameless tavern where PPC agents occasionally gathered in their off time.

Outside of the PPC, SC is part of the Specs and Co. canon, wherein he is an almost god-like Creator that, despite his powers, still struggles to find any high ground in the human world, or when dealing with his super-powered buffoons. He takes on the personality of an Only Sane Man on the verge of going Axe Crazy against his otherworldly roommates, and carries into battle a very minor knowledge of magic, a scoped hunting rifle, a pump-action hunting shotgun, and a 9mm semi-automatic civilian-issue pistol. When dealing with canons of his own design, and not otherworldly (or mundane and normal) threats, he has full reign of his nigh-godlihood, and frequently abuses it.

Once before, SC came into contact with an assumed nameless assassin time jumper, who assisted in the dismantling of a particularly dangerous canon, and has since not reappeared.

SC is the author of several stories and mini-series, including:

1. The Chronicled Story of Simon Bellamay the Third, a fantasy novel about a teenage demon slayer struggling to deal with being the bottom rung of society, and the savior of all humanity, at the same time.

2. The Chronicles of Zeyr, a multi-story fantasy series following the war-torn final days of a dying world through the eyes of its last heroes.

3. Mage's Travels, a comedy/fantasy series of short stories centered around the adventures of a bumbling mage in a world ruled by magic.

4. Iris' Travels, a comedy/fantasy series of short stories following the embarrassing misadventures of a girl born outside of Lady Luck's good graces.

5. Sage, a fantasy story about a peasant boy forced into the life of a wandering teacher in order to repent for the sins of his flesh.

6.Recorded Mission Data of the MBSC-001 Artemis, a comedy/sci-fi series of short stories following the crazed antics of a crew of intergalactic mercenaries sent to space by Earth and promptly abandoned to their own devices.

SC is the roommate of Agent Caroline Moor, Agent Veralyn Amberwing, Eroeda and Morialin Sunshadow, Kredil Skystrider, and eight Extensions of Mind, Body and Soul (who also happen to be the aforementioned group of near-blind, crazed, supernatural buffoons), and for his own protection has a room separate from all of them, which he only exits for food, bathroom breaks, or if he has no other choice (read: holiday celebrations, group road trips, MSTs...). There are a few instances where the former group (comprised of blood elves and a human) act up so explosively towards each other that SC is forced to shelter the Specs and Co. in his room against his will, which has led to such interesting affairs as a Christmas gift-giving game that Book Specs was omitted from due to a bowel infection, and in which several "presents" had to be revoked on sight due to the dangerous prospect of their owners using them.