Mini/The Lord of the Rings



"Every every name spelled wrong in 'Rings', a mini-Balrog gets its wings."

--Philosopher at Large

The mini-Balrog was the first mini ever, originating from the Official Fanfiction University of Middle-earth. This miniature fire-demon eats raw eggs, bacon and fangirls and is very adept at breaking up fangirl stampedes. They can, however, be adopted if one e-mails Miss Cam and asks nicely. Mini-Balrogs are in high demand, so there is only one per customer (PPC agents may have two).

Miss Cam's Ever Growing List of Mini-Balrogs