Ithalond

Ithalond is PPC Agent in the Department of Mary Sues. He is an Elf from the Lord of the Rings continuum, and works with Agent Suicide. His wife Mithiriel also lives in the Response Center.

Recruiting and PPC career to date
Ithalond was recruited from the infamous badfic Celebrían, where he lost his hands. He was recruited and given artifical hands. On his second mission, he was incapacitated by one of Claude Maximilian Overton Transpire Dibbler's meat pies, and the medication he took for it left him speaking Dutch into his third mission.