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To all the inhabitants of the so-called "Real World," and particularly to the denizens of the "PPC Board," their friends, and all those who share in their delusions:

Are you surprised to get this message? Do you think, perhaps, that the PPC is a fictional organisation invented by the "authors" of Agents Thorntree and Byrd? Do you believe that you are able to invent stories set in our world, to create your own agents and send them into badfics for your own entertainment?

I've got news for you, ladies, gentlemen, and starfish: you are wrong. So, so wrong.

I am the Sunflower Official. I exist. I have an office in a small room buried under a thousand feet of radioactive debris, connected by portal to the rest of HQ. Did you know about the radioactive debris? Of course you didn't &mdash; none of you has written about it. But it is still true.

You think you know us. You think you know what it's like to be us. You think you created us. To that I say: no, no, a thousand times no. We are our own people. And we will prove it to you again and again.

&mdash; The Sunflower Official





... that Agent Luxury's grandmother was named Felicity?

... that there was a party in the Department of Bad Slash last week?

... that the Fountain of Bleepka has recently been renovated?

... that Makes-Things broke his left arm when he was six years old?

... that the Department of Plagiarism is located in six asteroids of the Hoth system?

... that the Lichen's favourite colour is maroon?

... that one (and only one) of the above facts is false... and you will never know which?

Of course you didn't! That's because no-one has ever written about these things. But they're still true!

