FAQ: The Board

This is a FAQ written for/on/about the PPC Board for newbies by JulyFlame and the Trojanhorse.

If you already know how to use the board, you probably don't need to read this.

=The Board FAQ=

So, if you're reading this, you might not have too good of an idea of how to use the board. That, or you're here for kicks.

That said, no need to fear, JulyFlame and other Boarders are here, with this handy FAQ and some funny jokes.

First Things First
The very first thing to ask yourself, you, the newbie, is "How did I get here?" Said question referring to the Board, of course, not your existence in the universe and not this particular wiki article, since you likely got here through a link on the Board.

If you got here through the Oddlots page, you've probably already seen and read the PPC Board Constitution there. If you have not read it, do so now, and come back to this page after you are done there. Have you done that? Good.

Let's move on to the next part.

Posting on the Board
Given you've wound up here, you probably have already made at least one post on the Board. Nontheless, let's go over the post form that's used on the board.

One of the trickier things that you notice here is the inclusion of a "Login" link. As various Boarders (such as Pigeonarmy) can attest, this login button is very temperamental and does usually not work. It will serve you better to just fill out the "Author" text field every time. Filling in the E-mail field will give you emails to show that your post has been replied to.

As you have been told in the Constitution, when writing your post try and make an effort towards spelling and grammar.

The PPC Board is based on a thread system, where topics are posted and replied to. The conversation thus appears as a line of links stretching down (or diagonally) down the page, and this line is known as a 'thread'. Only a certain number of threads may be displayed on the page, and each new one posted bumps old ones off into the ether. It is for this reason that 'multiple posting' or posting many individual threads quickly is frowned upon on the Board, as it means that many a convoluted discussion or intriguing topic has been shunted from display by someone asking something inane.

On the subject of inane questions; we like them. Please ask lots of questions. The best place to do this is in your original introductory thread; don't be worried that it will get lost in the bewildering array of posts in that thread; oldbies keep a close eye on most threads and someone will usually pick up questions and answer them for you. Don't, however, post a series of questions in individual threads, for the reasons listed above.

Common Questions About The Board (And Boarders)
Now, some common questions about the Board and Boarders.

Help! X Doesn't Seem To Like Me!
This likely isn't the case; most of us love newbies if they behave themselves and don't go completely over the edge and end up in a sanitarium. Er, I mean, don't worry, we'll still love you even after you're occupying a room with padded walls, but not everyone is going to greet you; sometimes we have other things we want to do or are distracted away from, and might seem to be ignoring you.

We really aren't, honest.

But They Keep Correcting Everything I Say!
This shouldn't really worry you too much, the PPC strives towards accuracy as much as it can, and sometimes Boarders do this instinctively. The best you can do is work to minimize those errors, but no fear, everyone will accept the occasional mess-up or so in a post. Grammar Nazism is a common trait among us, and errors that should have been caught make a lot of us twitch in our boots.

Boarders may also sometimes call you on facts you might have mentioned. If you think you're right, fight back, but remember that this is a friendly forum and that descent into flaming is Not Allowed.

I Just Asked For Permission And Got Rejected! Why?
This is probably because you are just too shiny new, or haven't shown up enough around the Board for the Permission Givers to think you fit well enough to contribute to PPC Missions. Usually a month of posting or so will be enough to get you permission, depending on the circumstances.

And if you get rejected for permission, you can always wait and then try again later.

What's With All The Weird Swearwords?
That'd be because we tend to cling to words we like or find appropriate for swearwords. They might come from a particular canon as a swearword, or from fandom.

A brief list of these, and where they came from are:

Frack, fracking/frak, frakking: From the Battlestar Galactica continuum comes 'frack'. It also is basically the same thing as the word that rhymes with 'duck'. Your mother is more likely to know about this one than 'kriff'.

Glaurung, glaurunging: roughly equivalent to an ancient Anglo-Saxon swearword that rhymes with 'duck'. In use on the Board because the Board is automatically censored and words such as, uh, 'duck', are clipped out. This tends to be frustrating if you're trying to vent some righteous spleen, hence glaurung. Glaurung, of course, was a Dragon from the Lord of the Rings continuum. The first recorded use of this expletive is by Air of Mystery on the Board on September 27, 2007.

Kriff, kriffing: This is from the Star Wars continuum, and means the same thing basically as the word that rhymes with 'duck'. It's a very naughty word in the Star Wards continuum, and if your mother knew she'd wash your mouth out with soap for using it.

Spork, What the spork?, Sporking: A slightly modified use of spork and sporking, while the same word and general vague direction as their intended use PPC wise, this is not naughty at all, unless you've been taking bizarre lessons from Agent Luxury, or some of the more perverse Boarders.

Fork, What the fork?, Forking: Similar to spork in the above context, but more pointy.

What's a Plover?
It's a species of wading bird. They're cute, and unless you happen to have recently moved you and your computer into their native habitat and are being surrounded by dozens of the small birds, you were probably given one by Tawaki in your introduction thread.