User:Mattman1411

Mattman: A dynamic ball of ADHD packed into a being about the size of a Baby Elephant. Just who is this being?

He's trying to hard that's for sure.

Mattman's Logic
Mattman frequently demonstrates a form of Logic known as Mattman's Logic. Said logic occurs when Mattman says something he thinks is funny, but is taken as insulting or mean. He means no ill will by any of it

Upon Arrival
Cry for him. He had to go through the archive for this stuff.
 * A Hobnob Juice box, from bluefa02
 * Some Bleeprin and Chocolate, from LonelyStar
 * A pair of Sunglasses signed by every famous person that wore sunglasses, from Silenthunder
 * A Skarmory Feather and Kit of Spikes, from SkarmorySilver
 * A Perfect Pear, from eatpraylove
 * The Sacred Cookie of Infinite Knowle- O wait it's already gone, from Matt Cipher
 * A High Pink Light Pen, from radioactiveSue
 * A Weighted Companion Cube, from KittyEden
 * A Replica of the One Ring, from Edhelistar
 * A +4 Corrosive Vorpal Shovel (should be good against Corrupted), from Voyd
 * An Urple-Flavoured Sugar somewhat-edible model of a KSP rocket, from domirossi
 * A Reverse Quantum Backwards Brain Drain Device, from Darkotas
 * A Hitmonchan that knows Comet Punch, from Desendelle
 * A Honking Pocket Flamingo, from Iximaz

Upon Gaining Permission

 * A self-updating guidebook from all the deathtraps in the multiverse, from Hardric
 * A Valkitty, from Desendelle

Upon His Boardiversary

 * Some Festive Lembas, from Badger421
 * Exploding Snap the game, a box of chocolates, and a Dubious Box, from Ivy-M-Blue

He was shipped once.

 * Mattfest - with Matt Cipher

Trivia

 * He has played Simon Stimson in the play Our Town
 * He would also like to state that Simon is the town drunk