Trojanhorse

Agent Trojanhorse (Trojie) is a Bad Slash agent specialising in NC-17 badslash from any universe, and especially that involving Real People. She is one of four Agent characters written by Trojanhorse Heales-Shadowfax (the others being Agents Lasa and Montbretia of the Department of Angst, and Agent Gypsy, a Jossverse Assassin who has not yet appeared in any PPC missions except the MSTing of 'Dragon Fever').

Trojie has recently recruited a new partner, Agent Paddlebrains, who has been ambushed and will be forced into helping with Littlefoot x Cera, and then made to withstand smutfic with Trojie. This should be entertaining.

Appearance
Agent Trojie is of average height, generic Caucasian, with mucky-blonde hair which she keeps in a ponytail that reaches to her waist. She will generally wear a pair of tattered jeans and an even more tattered band shirt, with her PPC uniform jacket over the top, unless forced into full uniform by one of the Flowers That Be. She wears glasses.

Character
In general, Trojie is easy-going, when not confronted by poor biology or rape scenes. Her language is creatively filthy, and her most often over-heard saying is 'in the Holy Name of Kurt Cobain!' Her lust-objects are any of the members of Nirvana or Led Zeppelin, Dave Lister, and Faramir. Trojie likes to think of herself as musical, and indeed she listens to and plays a lot of music. Her singing voice is best described as 'enthusiastic but haphazard', and she plays the guitar in much the same way.

Partners
Trojie's long-time partner, Agent Soulshadow is on a long-term hiatus due to her anger-management issues. Trojie has undergone missions solo, and is currently dealing with fics with partners Agent Sparky and Agent Zoe, which will be posted once complete. Her permanent partner in all things, since the sporking of 'Forbidden Love', is Absinthe, a green-brindled, over-sized Great Dane bitch, whose talents include apparently endless slobber, and the ability to sniff out characters from the Words. Trojie usually just calls her 'dog'. Currently Trojie is partnered with Agent Zach Homewood, working on the Legendary Badfic Land Before Time: Littlefoot x Cera

Missions and Timeline
2003:

Agent Trojanhorse recruited (DBS)

Mission One: Amin Ai Olin

Mission Two: Morning After

Agent Soulshadow recruited, and eventually partnered with Trojanhorse

Mission Three: Forbidden Love

2004:

Mission Four: Hotel Nights

Mission Five: True Love Can Conquer All

Around late 2004, Trojie is found to be compulsively stealing small items from the Discworld and Good Omensverse, and is banned from any continuua involving Terry Pratchett and/or Neil Gaiman unless specifically ordered to go there for a mission.

2005:

Department of Angst formed, Agent Trojie helps out in their first mission.

Agent Soulshadow declared MIA: possibly lost in the bowels of Medical or escaped to an unknown continuum.

Trojie continues missions with one-off partners;

Mission Six (still unreleased): Downer with Agent Sparky

After Downer, Trojie is not heard of for some time.

2007:

Mission Seven: Love is Stronger than Pride with Agent Lizzy

2008:

Mission Eight: Rhymes With Bang Bang Sob, solo.

Agent Paddlebrains recruited.

Mission Nine:

Littlefoot x Cera with Agent Zach Homewood.

Agent Paddlebrains partnered with Agent Trojanhorse.

Mission Ten: To The Moon

Mission Eleven: Out in the Rain - Trojie reveals that she has stolen the New Pie from the Discworld. Hints that this may be used for something drastic in the future. Paddlebrains starts stealing the boots of every Disc character she can mug. Both Agents vow to steal Disc missions from other Agents wherever possible.