Unclaimed Badfic

This is a list of all unclaimed badfic that has either been reported to the Board or has been posted here by disgusted agents/boarders/random people. If you are a random person, feel free to pop over to The Board to join in with the discussion there.

To add to this list, for the sanity of everyone here (what is left of it anyway), please make sure to:
 * Place your badfic in alphabetical order in the appropriate category, which would be the fandom that it comes from unless it is a crossover, in which case put it in Crossovers and note which fandoms are crossed. (Note that The, A, and An don't count for alphabetical order.)
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To keep this list tidy, please alphabetize and date entries. Badfic that has been on the list for more than 18 months should be removed, since it is unlikely anyone will claim it if they haven't already.

LAST CLEANUP: ~Neshomeh 19:01, May 29, 2014 (UTC)

Crossovers

 * "The Changes of the Mind" - T rated - Lord of the Rings x Harry Potter x xXxholic.
 * Disappointed with her own kind, Elessi asks the Dimension Witch for a chance to start a new life and ends up in a world that is unlikely as her own.


 * "Cyberchase and Pokemon" - Cyberchase x Pokemon. K+ rated. February 14, 2014.
 * The story takes place in pokemon world where hacker finds another world to conquer. He doesn't know there are creatures call pokemon. The cybersquad finds out that hes about to conquer another world and make haste to stop him.
 * ''This story features centered text, a literal plothole, uncanonical technology, and two minis, "Innez" and "Mewoth"; the former an opportunity to create a new mini species.


 * "Foreign Exchange Student" - T rated - Naruto x Hetalia Axis Powers. February 15, 2013.
 * The Hetalia guys are'foreign exchange students" at Ouran, and Hiruhi is discovering just how weird the are. Rated T for France ('nough said).


 * "Magic by the Starlight" - T rated (should probably be M for language and Drarry scenes, especially in later chapters) - Harry Potter x Star Trek: The Original Series.
 * A tale of a tragically lonely girl who transfers to Hogwarts and changes everything. It's really good you guys plz read!
 * Tawaki's comment: Textbook. Ab-so-lute-ly textbook.
 * DawnFire's note: The language is awful. The Sue is evil in an overblown manner, and is put in Hufflepuff by the Hat for no discernible reason. The Hat itself&mdash;I can't even. Gratuitous Drarry. An overly-Scottish Scotty who says 'aye' far too often and is, of all things, the DADA teacher. Also, an absolutely enormous number of AVPM/AVPS references. May be a "My Immortal" parody, too.
 * ''DawnFire again: After reading the two new chapters, I'm almost 100% positive that it's a parody. It's too intelligently written to be real. It's deliberately bad, references fanfic tropes, and seems to be going through a checklist of badfic traits. Also, if you look at the profile, the SPaG is perfect. That combined with a screenname containing the words 'bloody tears'... well, if it's not a parody/trollfic I'll eat my hat, that's all I'm saying.


 * "Poetic Orgy" - M rated - NSFW - The Lion King x Balto, some others.
 * Various animal characters have sex.

Hetalia

 * "Lust and Love" - M rated. February 17, 2013.
 * its about my OC who has taken over ireland due to irelands leader becoming sick or absent. also it is mostly about the other countrys, Uk x Pru, Uk X fra, Uk x ect... enjoy!
 * It's actually funny... for me that is. You don't wanna know why. It's only a chapter long... For now. Should it be be left alone, or wait and see if the story will ever get better?

Katekyo Hitman Reborn

 * "Vongola XI: Our lives" - T rated. February 17, 2013.
 * This shows how Tsuna's daughter Christine Sawada, Continues the next Vongola Generation, also it shows her guardians past life OC X OC, Some G(Giotto) X OC, and 100 X OC
 * Lets see... She's the daughter of the Decimo, which is Tsunayoshi Sawada. She is as strong as her father and oh look, she also has guardians that are either the son or daughter of the of Tsunayoshi's guardians.

Sword Art Online

 * "Sword Art Online: Alex's Adventure" - T rated.
 * This story follows the main storyline of Sword Art (until the 75th floor) but it follows my OC's adventure and travels throughout the land of Aincrad as he makes new friends and new enemies. My story has some thing the light novel/anime do not, if you don't like the changes, don't review and stop reading. New branched off story: Sword Art Online: Alex's Adventure-Original Path
 * Desdendelle's note: Sigh. Bad SPaG, Copycat-Stu copying Kirito, being OP, etc. Also first person. Ugh.

The Avengers

 * "Scarlett" - not rated.
 * Scarlett Stark moves back to New York to spend the summer with her father, Tony Stark after finishing boarding school in California. She never dreamed than when she did she would fall in love with the famous Captain America or become part of a SHIELD experiment in order to save her life.
 * If there's a ratings entry on Circle fics, I haven't found it. Based on a preliminary skim, I'm guessing no more than a T.

Star Wars

 * "The Springsteen trilogy" - Part 1: M rated - Part 2: G rated - Part 1 is NSFW.
 * "Yavin IV is too big a place for two lonely being who started the night looking for solitude and ended up sitting at the same fire to be anything but a coincidence."
 * I'm told Luke Skywalker/Kyp Durron is potentially squicky.

The Dark is Rising Sequence

 * "Will Stanton and the Princess of the Balance" - T rated.
 * My mind went blank; no they had to be mistaken… I couldn't be the guard of the balance… I just couldn't be… I was Will Stanton, Sign Seeker and Old One of the light… WillXOC
 * I only managed to get through the first chapter, but even the title screamed Suefic and what I read only confirmed it. A quick peek at the comments alerted me to the fact that, somehow, it becomes a Percy Jackson crossover. I don't even know. Terminate it with extreme prejudice, please.

Harry Potter

 * "Christmas Cuppa" - M rated - NSFW/NSFB.
 * "Harry gives Draco a rather unusual Christmas gift. Harry/Draco *squick fic*"
 * (The gift is a coffee enema.)


 * "The Deadly Twin" - M rated.
 * Where can you go if you are dead, then meet your almost twin who is dead, while joined by your wife who is bonded to you. Then Zeus makes a decision along with the other godesses. Then will you revenge Dumbledore who killed you. Please, this is M rated for everything, but no slash.


 * "Little Miss Mary," Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 - M rated - NSFW/NSFB.
 * Harry/Severus alternate universe. Okay, let's see how many warnings I can come up with. Underage (this is the biggie), cross-dressing, kinky shoes/clothes, sex - lots and lots of sex, character deaths (just the Dursleys), bestiality (if wolf and dog count), odd pairings, Mpreg, pagan rituals. I think that's about it.


 * "The Love of Severus Snape" - M rated, NSFW.
 * Cassiopeia Black is the younger sister of Sirius and twin of Regulus. Read about how she becomes friends with Severus Snape and how that changes to the love of his life...and the troubles they must face.
 * Snape falls in love with a horrible Author!Sue. Adult Situations occur.


 * "My Boys" - M rated, NSFW.
 * OCxGeorge,OCxFred,OCxSnape,OCxDraco and possible some Drarry and OCxHarry. Fred died in the final battle but what happens when the girl he and George both love is pregnant? And she's living with Draco? Rated M for a reason
 * In case you didn't guess, the OC referenced in all the pairings in the summary is the same one each time, and she's a Slytherin - George, Fred and Harry are of course well known in the canon for their fondness of people from that particular House. However, it's her pairing with Snape that I found the most disturbing, given that she's just 13 at the time.

The Hobbit

 * "The Angel (Kili Love Story)" - not rated, likely T.
 * Eira lives an ordinary life in Edinburgh, Scotland. One day something terrible happens and she is sent to Middle earth without a clue what is going on or what is happening to her. Or what she is now ...


 * "Heart of Fire" - alternate link - M rated.
 * "I am SMAUG! I kill where I wish and none dare resist! And now, you belong to me!" Smaug stirs beneath Erebor when he hears a heavenly voice and knows he must have such a prize for his own. Trapped in the Dragon's lair, Kathryn, a seer, must survive this deadly creature to escape to freedom. But a vision plagues her, one that connects her to the mighty dragon forever.

The Hunger Games

 * "A love is never lost" - T rated. February 16, 2013.
 * the story about katniss and peeta kids.
 * Twenty-seven chapters of nearly incomprehensible writing and lots of missing punctuation and quotation marks.

Jeeves and Wooster

 * "the very edge" - T rated.
 * your master is there, standing on the very edge of the cliff, looking calmer now than you've ever seen him. trigger warning for suicide
 * Second-person Jeeves/Wooster ship, both horribly OOC especially Bertie who has gratuitous suicidal angst for no good reason.

Lord of the Rings

 * "The 10th Member" - not rated, likely T.
 * Kara never felt like she belonged. She could never get a hold on the modern technology or customs. Most of her time was taken up with reading or practicing medieval arts up until the age of 11, the age when everything wrong started to happen. So when Kara was whisked off into not only another time period but another world that is on the brink of destruction, will she fight to save it? Or will she let it fall before her very eyes? {Legolas LS}


 * "Arrow In My Heart (Legolas Love Story)" - not rated.
 * What will happen when the Elven daughter of the Lady of the Light, falls for the Elven Prince of Mirkwood?
 * Um. Just no. Bad SPaG (No relief…) Love at first sight. And it's GREEN. The writing is GREEN. And purple. And pink. And other colors. Kill it. Please.


 * "Better Than A Dream (LOTR Legolas Love Story)" - not rated, likely T.
 * Glarawen was just an average teenage girl. Always was the good girl, nothing out of the ordinary. But what will happen when she is transported to Middle Earth at her sixteenth birthday party? Will she die on her quest to destroy the rings? Or will she find friendship and love?
 * If the PPC has anything to do with it, she will die!


 * "The Black Child of Mordor (Legolas Love Story)" - not rated, likely T.
 * Selena is a servant of Sauron, but only because he holds her brother, Elfor, hostage. When she is captured of Elrond, Legolas falls for her at first sight. However, she must get the ring back to Sauron and kill the Fellowship to keep Elfor alive. Who's life is more important to her-Legolas or Elfor?
 * Sauron has "Selena Gomez" for his daughter. Ha ha ha ha. Of course Legolas would fall in love with her, whom the Lord of Imladris captured. (Not to mention she was with the Nazgul at that same moment.) And what's up with the font? *opens up story* Ai-eeee! My eyes!


 * "Dangers of the heart" - M rated. Returned from Claimed Badfic 17 April, 2014.
 * OK 1st of all can I please, please ask you to read my profile before you review my storys it expains about the spelling no flames please
 * Modern-day lyrics to start each chapter, terrible formatting, rebellious!princess!Sue, immortal Gimli, bizarre consistent spelling mistakes (it's not "Gimli," it's "Glimi"), Legomance (but of course!), run-on sentences, evil!Thranduil and so much more.
 * Pippa's Ghost comments: The author claims to "have Dyslxia" so the spelling and formatting might be forgiveable (although she should get a Beta). More bizarrely, she's included Glorfindel and mentions his fight with with the Balrog, so she knows the books, but despite that she still has Aragorn's only child being a daughter who inherits the Choice of the Half-Elven!


 * "The Destruction of Shadows" - K+ rated.
 * A prophecy was placed on her family years before her birth.It is her duty to replace the dishonour that had been cast on her family.Erulissë Fëanor, the eldest daughter of Lord Elrond has the task to aid in the destruction of the One Ring.But with the awakening of a killed friend and the arrival of dark creatures she has to fight for her friends, and the man she thought she lost.


 * "Heart and Soul (A Legolas Love Story) *FINISHED*" - not rated, probably T.
 * Nessa is an ordinary Elf who travels with the Ranger Aragorn. Until she goes to Rivendell with four Hobbits, will she meet the love of her life on this adventure or will she never trust again?


 * "I Don't Bow To Crowns (A Legolas Love Story)" - not rated, probably T.
 * Legolas has been the crush of many women over the centuries, but none of them has been the one for him. Can a simple ranger, who doesn't know much about her past, change that?
 * Argh! The formatting!  Centered, multi-coloured, Comic Sans.  Do Sues have no good taste at all?


 * "In Darkness Light Prevails" - T rated.
 * 10th walker, when a mysterious woman from the past shows up in the shire to help Frodo Baggins, little did he know the story and power behind the woman. Legolas/OC Aragorn/Arwen
 * Tawaki's comment: "Nine shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be nine. Ten shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count to eight (excepting of course that thou proceedest to nine). Eleven is right out."


 * "Lost Princess (Legolas Story)" - not rated, most likely T.
 * Elemmire Seregon, the lost princess of the Kingdom between the skies, the kingdom defeated during the rise of Sauron, is forced to settle as money runs out. She stumbles across on her travels, home of the elves preparation to leave middle earth. As sparks fly will she run or finally accept that sometime her mate will break down her walls.
 * Is it just me, or is it that the title really sounds like a Disney Princess movie?


 * "The mistakes we made" - T rated - Intelligence Report.
 * On the brink of a war, a daughter of Elrond returns home. The ring has been found and the council of Elrond must make a decision. Follow her as she makes her own mistakes and observe the fate of an elleth that tried to change the world.


 * "No Safe Place (Legolas Love Story)" - not rated, probably T.
 * Erillin is the younger sister of Arwen, Princess of Rivendale. Her father, Lord Elrond has hidden her true Identity from her and keeps her Hidden within the Elven Realm of Rivendale. She can do things that no Elf can do. When Frodo comes to Rivendale she finds her way to Venture Middle- Earth and leaves as one of his Companions. When Erillin falls in love with the Elven Prince of Mirkwood, Legolas, she trys her very best to push him away for she knows, they can never be...


 * "The queen - (Legolas love story)" - not rated, likely T.
 * On their way to Mordor, the fellowship meets a mysterious girl, who is she and what's her background story?
 * Bastard!Boromir, spelling problems, a complete Mary Sue, making the hobbits squeal like girls... And that's only the first few chapters.


 * "The Wandering Blue Wizard" - not rated, likely T.
 * Gandalf told the company about the 5 great wizards; Sauroman the white, himself, the 2 blues, and Radagast the brown. He claimed to have forgotten the 2 blue's names, which is true, my name always seems to loose him. Hello, my name is Angelina, the blue witch. I travel with Gandalf the grey. I helped Thorin Oakensheild and the company take back Erebor and slay the dragon. I have been informed that the ring of power has been found, by none other than the famous Bilbo Baggins. So, now I am on my way to Rivendell to discuss the matter.


 * "Winter" - not rated, likely T.
 * **Sequel to Claws!** Winter has rebuilt the realm of shape-shifters, Sauron has been vanquished, everything seems to be going fine... Until the attempt on her life.

Percy Jackson

 * "The True Lightning Thief" - M rated.
 * Gabriella, daughter of Zeus & Hera is torn between two men. Engaged to the sun god Apollo, but inlove w/ Luke, son of Hermes. Drama is bound to ensue. Apollo/OC & Luke/OC On hiatus SORRY.

Silmarillion

 * "The Voyeurism Trilogy" - M rated, NSFW.
 * 3 stories the 3rd being still in the oven detailing the antics of assorted Doriath males as seen through the eyes of their feminine counterparts. WARNING: M/M relations SLASH! YAOI! Whatever you want to call it. Most definitely rated M
 * Tawaki's comment: +++ !!!!! +++

Winnie the Pooh

 * "The Cottage" - K+ rated.
 * Christopher Robin has died and leaves behind a bewildered daughter who actually never really knew her father. Madeline goes on a journey to discover who her dad was and hopes to reconnect with him even with Death standing in the way.

Doctor Who/Torchwood

 * "Jumping Through Time" - T rated.
 * Karianne Conner was nothing special. She lived at home, went to university and loved Doctor Who. So what happened when one evening the Doctor appeared, along with a strange light? Was her reality really just a dream? Now, her whole life will change. OC along with 9/10/11.
 * Despite being from World One, the Sue can regenerate and her future self will have known the Doctor's past incarnations. As one of the characters points out: "Sorry, this is just a bit too River Song for me."


 * "Nemo Est Soleus No One is Alone" - T rated.
 * Right before meeting Rose, the Doctor meets Rebecca Goodman, a seventeen year old Genius from New York. What happens when everything about Rebecca's past is not as it seems? Can she prove to the doctor that No One is Alone? Starts just before Series One. Now on Series 2.
 * Makes a change to see a Sue with the Ninth Doctor.


 * "Time Lord Twins" - not rated, probably T.
 * The Doctor wasn't the only one who got away. Twins Angel and Flier escaped in their TARDIS, only for it to crash and burn. They've been trying to fit in for half a year, going to school, living in an apartment, but something isn't quite right. Is it the dreams the twins have been getting? Is it the fact that, due to a regeneration gone wrong, they have wings? Or is it just because running to school just isn't as fun as running from an alien? They aren't sure... until a strange Mr. Smith substitutes for their class.


 * "Together" - T rated.
 * The Doctor misses Rose and wishes he knew a way to get her back. When he visits a planet he finds a person who knew he was coming. She may have a way to bring Rose back to him. They pick up a stray who is a larger mystery than the Doctor. Can they help her find happiness before she gives up? Set after Donna traveled with him.
 * Introducing Katie, the mysterious psychic matchmaker Sue who can see between universes with no trouble at all.

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

 * "Only Glitter Remains" - M rated.
 * The elements of harmony lead the Mane6 to the discovery of an ancient castle, inhabited long ago by a race of ponies who have come out of hiding for the first time. Will Equestria ever be the same?
 * The guy who cowrote "Epic Failure of the Touhou Project"? He's my roommate . When I mentioned the PPC to him, he immediately unearthed this and "Royal Bloodbath." Unlike... that fic, this one looks like it actually might have gone somewhere interesting&mdash;heck, the Mary Sue race actually suffers consequences for their hubris! Then... the implied molestation happens.


 * "Pegasus Device" - NSFW, NSFB.
 * Cloudsdale Weather Coporation has been running without incident for over twenty years. That is, until two foals manage to avoid being processed and find themselves in the haunted bowels of the massive facility. Can they make it out o the abandoned factory with their sanity intact? Will they uncover the secrets even a company as dark as the CWC is ashamed to keep? And what of the workers who help ensure that, in the end, not a single soul gets through...
 * Aurora Dawn is back with yet another story filled with the murder of innocent foals! Be careful about accepting this baddie, because apparently this isn't a one-shot like its predecessor.


 * "Royal Bloodbath" - "Explicit," NSFW.
 * Blueblood attempts to chase his Beloved rarity, and gets even more than he bargained for. So do the Royal guards, Sweetie Belle, and Rarity herself. Then Pinkie Pie and Twilight Get involved, and stuff goes down, and gets... bloodY! Revenge tastes sweet, especially when it splatters! Warning: Features Rape, Gore, Death, Violence, Underage, Sex, Torture AND Profanity. Every Warning! WOOOHOOOO!
 * Another one of my roommate KAM's old MLP:FiM fics, this one a more obvious trollfic. Proceed with caution- he does mean EVERY warning.


 * "Spikes hate, thier love" - T rated.
 * They had forgotten his birthday. For that they will lose his love, and gain his hate. The Mane 6 lied and forgot about Spike to go to a Wonderblots show. Now Spike has changed, and they don't like it. Can Spike ever forgive them, or will his hate for them be to strong after their lies. They are antro in this one. Bad words
 * Tawaki's comment: ...technical errors like whoa...


 * "Spike's Main Six" - T rated.
 * My first fanfic. Spike has some feelings for the elements and some others. He will have more girls that care for him then he knows what to do with. There's a poll on y profile. Check it out.
 * Tawaki's comment: Same author, same notation.

Once Upon a Time

 * "Once Upon A Crack" - K+ rated.
 * This is a random story revolving around Rumple


 * "Once Upon a Time I Used to Love" - T rated.
 * read it to find out.
 * The second part is where it really pours on the suck.


 * "Photo Booth" - K+ rated.
 * Emma and Regina are secretly dating and have a little too much fun at a party which ends with a very drunk Mary Margaret and fun in a Photo Booth (also a bit of Red Beauty). ONE-SHOT
 * Far too much OOC-ness to be explained by a simple overabundance of alcohol.


 * "As Time Ges By" - T rated.
 * This is all before the curse. Happy family until Regina curses the Land. Everyone is sent to Storybrooke and all forget except for Henry.
 * There's no actual plot, but there are at least four minis in less than four hundred words!


 * "Unexpected Surprise" - T rated.
 * After sixteen years of waiting red finally gets what she wanted for so long. but will she regret it?

Phineas and Ferb

 * "The Fyur Rookerie vs The Saaikshethyü Clan" - T rated.
 * Based off the famous Chappelle's Show skit "19th Street Gangsters vs. The River Terrace Crew", This short documentary covers the ongoing conflict between two of Danville's most brutal non-human crime syndicates.
 * Jopalopa's note: Uh... is this supposed to be... funny? Because it says Humor/Sci-Fi. Actually, all it manages is Odd/Sci-Fi/Two Mentions of Canon Places.
 * DawnFire's note: This fic met with the general reaction of 'Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?' on the Board. After skimming it, I think I agree, even though it's been quite I while since I watched this show.


 * "One Agent's Love" - K+ rated. 12 March, 2014.
 * Perryshmirtz romance story. An -inator starts it all..Perry x Doof

Teen Titans

 * "Recruits" - T rated.
 * The Teen Titans need a new team of superheroes. They find six heroes who need them as they need each other and learn to accept others, no matter what. BB/OC, Robin/Star, lots of OC/OC. Please read. I suck at summaries.

Total Drama

 * "The Death of Nick" - M rated, NSFW.
 * Trent murders Nick and kills him. Nick goes back to his life in the past to when he had lost his Virginity to a little baby. SUCKISH story. Don't read if you are a flamer of mine. rating is in the story.
 * Words can't even do it justice, it needs to be seen to be believed, which I don't recommend doing.

Kirby

 * "Mended Hearts" - T rated.
 * Everyone finds out Bun and Meta Knight are demon beasts, so what happens when they are alone together in Dreamland, on the run from both the good and bad sides of the war? Meta and Bun are not only left with mending each others wounds, but also their souls, spirits, and most of all, their hearts. CONTINUED! CH. 5, BUN FINDS OUT HIS SECRETS!
 * Anime-verse, taking most names and terminology from the Japanese version.
 * Most canon characters are thoroughly OOC or outright replaced, POV shifts are frequent and jarring, and logic is ignored to facilitate a nonsensical plot. Proceed with caution, Bleeproducts and at least one Crash Dummy.

Rune Factory: A Fantasy Harvest Moon

 * "Rune Factory 3" - T rated.
 * A girl called Platina wakes up in Sharance Town with no memory. Takes place in RF3's storyline. OCxGaius. OCxZaid. MicahxRaven.
 * HimochiIsAwesome's note: Mary Sue again, called Platina, who is obviously going for the dwarf blacksmith. Very imaginative name there. A complete lack of SPaG, including hige chunks of un-paragraphed text and many missing spaces. Pointless POV changes, the first of which also includes a switch from third person past tense to first person present tense. Obviously not a one shot, but is still only the one chapter. Plus the title of the fic is the name of the game it's based on. Imagination combo x2!


 * "Sleep Over Fun" - T rated.
 * Gaius X Micah fic from Rune Factory 3. the fic is about how Gaius gonna spend his day in Micah's house, is anything gonna be 'happen? Yaoi / Shonen-Ai fic! One-shot! hard reviews are welcome :
 * HimochiIsAwesome's note: Bad SPaG. ("Uuuh… sorry! We thought you make party!" apologized Sakuya, the rest is bowed to him.) The writer's profile says they're from Indonesia, but they should still have used spell-check and a beta. And they made a guy do farm work in his boxers.

World of Warcraft

 * "THE ETERNAL ONE" - not rated.
 * I don't even know where to begin with this one. I'm honestly quite frightened, and, yes, two litmus tests have gotten the same result for her now: 179. KittyNoodles will gladly help if someone wants to tackle this, but won't risk her sanity trying to take it down on her own.