Wangst

Wangst is angst, but taken too far. It is similar to urple in that it is overblown and needlessly melodramatic. The word itself is a portmanteau of 'wank' and 'angst';

It can also be called 'fanwank'.

Wangst is masturbatory angst - the only one it pleases is yourself and no-one else gets any pleasure from it. - Anonymous