Jaycacia Thornbyrd

A Mary Sue in the PPC? Surely not! On one occasion, nonetheless, the daughter of Jay and Acacia – yes, the Jay and Acacia – came waltzing into the PPC, eager for partial treatment. She was the best Sue-killer in all the land, the Flowers loved her, and she was sweet and adorable. Unfortunately, the beloved Jaycacia ran into the real Protectors, who were not amused. Jaycacia ended up just another stain on the floor of the PPC Cafeteria.

Jaycacia first appeared in "The Daughter of Jay and Acacia" by Huinesoron. (And, just in case the author being a highly respected PPCer didn't tip you off, now is probably a good time to tell you that Jaycacia is a joke.)

The Jaycaciaverse
Although Jaycacia's original story is held to have taken place in the Prime Multiverse, in the real PPC she is still very dead. But that is not dead which can eternal squee... her original story has spawned a series, continuing in the same vein as the original. There are also other stories set in the same loosely-defined version of the PPC, which share characters (though not necessarily their interpretations – this is badfic, after all).

Character Biography
The daughter of Acacia Byrd and PPC HQ, Jaycacia Thornbyrd was borne by Jay Thorntree due to Luxury's Black Magickckck. She was raised as Jay and Acacia's daughter, and became immensely popular in HQ. She married the Sunflower Official in secret, and is also known to have slept with Jay.

Jaycacia was murdered by unknown villains, but a year after her funeral was restored to life by the love between Jay and the SO. During a threesome with them, she was attacked by Acacia Byrd, who she managed to kill in a love-powered magical duel.

The defeat of Acacia was commemorated by naming the date as the first of Jaycaciamonth. Some years later, Jaycacia, Jay, and the SO went on holiday on that date. While out in the woods, they were ambushed by the Department of Intelligence, led by the Sub Rosa herself.

Jaycacia went to the Board of Flowers and asked them to transform her into the Starflower. She used that power to defeat another attack by the Spies, and to carry the Sub Rosa, Tiger Lily, and Architeuthis back to the beginning of the universe.

Jaycacia returned years later, summoned from the Rift by Dafydd Illian. She was restored to her human form, and engaged in an orgy with multiple other agents. By the power of Luxury's Black Magickckck, she became pregnant with a baby who had a high destiny... to become PPC HQ itself!

Luckily, Medical were able to transport her baby back in time to be born, saving her the hassle of raising it. Less luckily, Jaycacia was unable to prevent the Avatar becoming pregnant by a badfic; the child of that union was the evil Acacia Byrd, who thus returned to the PPC. More luckily, Acacia was promptly tied up, and only allowed out on special occasions.

When The Official Fanfiction University of the Headquarters Of the PPC (aka Tofu Hop) was founded, Jaycacia was one of the teachers. With the help of some of her prospective students, she was able to defeat the only evil fangirls, Morana and Calamity. This of course meant that Tofu Hop no longer needed to exist, so it was promptly shut down.

Known Jaycaciaverse Stories
Non-Huinesoron Jaycaciaverse stories can be identified by mutual referencing: if a story references Jaycacia, and a Huinesoron story references it back, it's in the 'verse.

The Jaycacia Thornbyrd Series
The Jaycacia Thornbyrd series is the main Jaycacia series. They were written by Huinesoron, mostly under the PPC Badfic Game pseudonym JayBird.


 * "The Daughter of Jay and Acacia"
 * Jaycacia's origin, and her death at the hands of Jay and Acacia.
 * "Funeral for an Angil"
 * Jaycacia's funeral, and the death of evil!Acacia.
 * "A Sunflower's Tears"
 * Jaycacia is resurrected, and fights the resurrected Acacia.
 * "Sweat, Blood, and Tears"
 * Jaycacia faces down the evil forces of the Sub Rosa and the Tiger Lily, becomes the Starflower, and traps herself and her enemies at the beginning of the multiverse.
 * "A Morning of Mourning"
 * Jaycacia makes a surprise return, and hosts an orgy which produces the most tangled family tree in history.
 * "Darkheart & Lightheart"
 * In which The 'Avatar' shows up pregnant with evil!Acacia, and Jaycacia and Zeb try to stop it.
 * "Tofu Hop"
 * In which Jaycacia is - Legal help us - a teacher at the PPC OFU.

The Aurora E. Lorra Series
The Aurora E. Lorra series contains mentions of Jaycacia, and Aurora makes an appearance in the Jaycacia stories "A Morning of Mourning" and "Tofu Hop". It is written by Neshomeh, under the Badfic Game pseudonym brandywine_baby89.


 * "Should U, Wuld U, Kudzu B Mine?"
 * Aurora helps the Marquis de Sod and the Kudzu fall in love.
 * "A 2nd Chance"
 * Aurora gets sent into the past, and goes on a mission with Dafydd Illian and Selene Windflower.

Jessaminthe Evenstar
Jessaminthe Evenstar is the daughter of Elrond and Selene Windflower, and wife of Supernumerary. She is best friends with Tallulah Greensleeves, and attends the PPC OFU with her in the Jaycacia story "Tofu Hop". She is written by Iximaz, under the Badfic Game pseudonym MrsSupernumerary.


 * "What The Heart Wants"
 * Jessaminthe learns about her family, finds love, and has surprisingly frequent sex.

Other Stories
A number of other stories have been set in the Jaycaciaverse.


 * "Love and Secrets" by Huinesoron
 * A Dafydd/Constance love story, retroactively incorporated into the Jaycaciaverse by the use of their secret language.
 * "April Fool's Day" by Huinesoron
 * A joke mission with an appearance by Jaycacia.

Other Links

 * "Something strange is going on in HQ...", in which Agent Quen of the Department of Personnel finds a strange new entry in the Personnel files.
 * "SO: Royal Swan," in which the Sunflower Official hallucinates Jaycacia.