Rose/Ross

Rose/Ross is/are an Agent in the Department of Floaters.

Agent Rose/Ross is a cheerfully blatant Author Insert. She makes no bones about it, and is in fact rather proud of the fact. While not exactly overweight, she is by no means skinny, and has been known to utter the phrase ‘round is a shape!’ on occasion. She has hair of a color closely resembling that known as ‘auburn’, which has been cut in a style that was popular for young men forty years ago. It is constantly getting in her eyes, which are dark brown, and reside behind a pair of square-rimmed glasses with black wire frames. She is quick to smile, and quicker to apologize for anything, regardless of it having been her fault or not. (“It’s raining out.” “I’m sorry…”)

Rose/Ross hales from the Real World, supposedly from a Bass Akwards town in Washington State with more cows than people. She has in her possession more books than most people could ever hope to read, the above-mentioned weapons, a few other weapons (“Just in case”), a fifteen-pound bell that once belonged to her grandfather’s yacht, various implements and accouterments of writing and drawing, her iPod and Copmuter(sic), and a pet rat named Uhpostrofee, who likes to ride on her shoulder.

The reason for the slash in her name is this: Agent Rose/Ross does not suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder. She enjoys every minute of it. So does her twin brother, with whom she shares her body. Little is yet known about the brother, Ross, save that he exists, and that he is rather deadly with their fountain pen.