The Very Secret Diaries

A series of short fanfics written by the infamous Cassandra Clare. The vehicle of her BNF status and actually quite funny and well written, unlike most of her subsequent work. Composed of diary entries from various LotR characters set during the War of the Ring and written in the style of Bridget Jones. Copius use of the phrases 'Sam will kill him if he tries anything' and 'pervy hobbit-fancier'.