Of Desserts and Dragon Sickness

"Of Desserts and Dragon Sickness" is a two-part mission undertaken by Agents Urato Tomiyama and Inasuke Akagashi. It is episode 12B of the Four Demonly Kings spin-off; it takes place concurrently with episode 12A "Of Misgendering and Character Possession", and both episodes mark the beginning of the RC 🤘 Doorway arc.

Synopsis
Urato and Inasuke receive a mission into a Strawberry Shortcake badfic. There, they target three Suvians – black strawberry rock, black licorice, sour kiss summer – who behave very inappropriately for the continuum: all are psychopathic, sadistic and violent, with the head Sue black strawberry even displaying borderline murderous yandere traits. The three are accompanied by a male OC named green apple Cinnamon, who is not registered by the CAD as a Stu.

The fic produces mini-Gold Sand Dollars, which ensnare Urato with the ability to cause uncontrollable greed inherited from canon. This distracts Urato from the mission and leads him to run off on his own and get attacked by black strawberry. He is saved by green apple Cinnamon, who reveal to him and Inasuke that his name is really Avocado Mousse and he has been bullied by the three Suvians. The agents and Avocado go to confront the Suvians; Inasuke charges them, and Urato executes them by portalling them into the Marvel Cinematic Universe where the Infinity Gauntlet is being used. Avocado requests to remain in Strawberryland as a non-canon, and thus has memories of the badfic neuralyzed from him.

When Urato and Inasuke return home, Inasuke is locked out of RC 🤘 due to its inconsistent doorway, while Kaguya is sent into it instead.