User:The Kudzu



''Hello, dears. It seems this here wiki is the wave of the future, so I thought I'd just meander on over and give it a spin. Can't let myself get out of touch in my line of work, no siree!''

''If I have not yet had the pleasure of making your acquaintance, I am the co-head of the Department of Fictional Psychology with the delightful Doctor Freedenberg. Perhaps you've met him, or the others of my staff. They have a whole little page to themselves. How adorable!''