Your Lightsaber and You

"Your Lightsaber and You" is a short Star Wars parody film by Ehren Ziegler and Kymberly Tubbs. It features the exploits of Timmy, who has just built his first lightsaber, and his friends Bobby and Mary-Ellen. In gloriously corny seventies-PSA style, they learn important lessons about safe, responsible lightsaber use, including:


 * When you turn your lightsaber on for the first time, never point it towards your face.
 * Don't use it in the house&mdash;always take it out of doors.
 * Once you turn it on, never touch the blade.
 * Approach your opponent carefully. Don't show off too early.
 * Always give your opponent a head start. That way, it's more fun to hunt them down later.
 * Once someone loses a limb, the battle is over.
 * When the lightsaber battle is over, make sure you clean up after yourself. No one likes a mess.

In the PPC
"Your Lightsaber and You" is used in HQ as a training video for agents who have recently acquired lightsabers. Jay and Acacia had to view it prior to their mission "The Luggage Runs Off With the One Ring."