Valon Vance

Appearance
Valon Vance is tall, thin, and gangly. He has a scruffy goatee, messy brown hair, and greenish-blue eyes. He has rather pale skin due to his dislike of sunlight. Valon, depending on who you ask, generally looks either bored out of his mind or stoned out of it, due to his drooping eyelids and near-constant slight grin. His typical attire consists of a T-shirt, a black vest, plain blue jeans, and any hat he happens to possess at the time.

Personality
Valon is typically friendly, if unusually creative in how Sues can be executed. His mellow demeanor and sleepy appearance leads others to assume he's either tired or stoned. In reality, it's neither; this is simply his natural state.

He's slow to anger, and responds to the rage of others with either snide comments, or oblivious comments that seem snide. He's rather intelligent, but incredibly lacking in sense both common, directional and spatial.

Valon is highly eccentric, with his fondness for hats and tendency to spout odd non sequiturs. He is also slightly colorblind, and does not get along well with children.

Mission Reports

 * Kinky like STABBING YOU IN THE FACE - with Magdalen Blackwell
 * Bionicle
 * Valon's first mission, whether he liked it or not. Maggie ropes him into a Bionicle badfic.