Lichen

The Lichen is a lichen that sounds like John Cleese. It is the Head of the Department of Implausible Crossovers. Prior to 2006 it was a member of the Board of Department Heads, but after the Wisteria was killed membership was reshuffled. As the DIC's place among the three largest Action departments had been taken by the Department of Floaters, he was replaced by the Floating Hyacinth.