User:CourtlyHades296/Marioverse charge list

Basic Marioverse charge list

A. CANON VIOLATIONS

1. Character Disruptions

1.1. Causing personality alterations and character ruptures

1.2. Causing improbable romantic liasons between canon characters

1.3. Breaking up a canon romance, especially in favor of an original character

1.4. Causing a character to act like a lovestruck fool, especially over an original character

1.5. Causing male characters to be misogynistic or chauvinistic; creating "Designated Misogynistic Bastards"

1.6. Causing female characters to be antagonistically feminist

1.7. Creating gratuitous uncanonical younger siblings or offspring of canon characters

1.8. Causing a canon character who would not otherwise do so to abuse his or her child(ren) or subordinates

1.9. Otherwise slandering persons, groups, or races

1.10. Stealing lines

2. Social Disruptions

2.1. Changing the physiology of any canon race

2.1.2. Causing male pregnancy without using magic as a justification

2.2. Changing the social conventions and structures of a canonical society

2.2.1. Creating servants in canonically servant-less households

2.2.2. Forcing arranged marriages where they would not exist

2.2.3. Changing the mode of dress, shelter, or transport of any established society

2.2.4. Causing individuals of known heterosexual orientation to be suddenly and unaccountably eager to engage in homosexual relations

2.2.5. Ditto the other way 'round

2.3. Creating non-canonical races (e.g. nymphs, faeries, unicorns)

2.4. Confusing family trees

2.5. Law enforcement

2.5.1. Implausible lack of witnesses to a shooting in the nice part of town

3. Environment Disruptions

3.1. Changing geography

3.2. Altering the location of key canon plot events

3.3. Altering history or the known backstory of a character without just cause (extremely subjective)

3.4. Deletion or overriding of key canon scenes in a non-AU fic

3.5. Gratuitous climate change and/or sudden insertion where none was previously noted

B. SPACE-TIME DISTORTIONS

1. Causing time compression or expansion

2. Using unnecessary tense and person shifts

3. Causing anachronistic behaviour

3.1. Use of improbable slang

3.2. Singing where singing is not usually done

4. Bringing future knowledge to present societies

5. Causing events to happen out of canon plotline order

6. Changing timelines or characters' ages without cause

7. Causing events to eventuate solely for the benefit of the original character without regard to canon plotlines

8. Improperly placed midpoint spawning

C. TECHNICAL IMPROBABILITIES

1. Use of bad biology

1.1. Employing impossible medical cures

1.2. Causing logistically improbable romantic liaisons

1.3. Creating non-canonical races (e.g. nymphs)

2. Use of bad (or glitched) physics

3. Use of bad plot devices

3.1. Employing dei ex machina

3.2. Replacing Yoshi with a generic "cute animal friend"

3.3. Gratuitous use of magical jewelry

3.4. Creating overpowered powerups

3.5. Using glitched event flags

D. LANGUAGE ABUSE

1. Mangling of the English and Japanese languages

1.1. Bad grammar and syntax not justifiable by the game engine's limitations

1.2. Punctuation errors

1.3. Spelling errors

1.3.1. General spelling errors

1.3.2. Errors in spelling of names, aka "creating more mini-Balrogs than Miss Cam can deal with"

2. Mangling of canon language

3. Abuse of the Muses

3.1. Scrawling pitiful doggerel and calling it poetry

3.2. Taking canon quotes or poetry and contorting them to make them refer to an original character

3.3. Quoting song lyrics of any description, particularly those of Britney Spears and her ilk (aka "song fics")

4. Naming

4.1. Giving characters improbable names

4.2. Giving places improbable names

4.2.1. Naming places after celebrities (it only works on Little Britain)

4.2.2. Mangling a foreign language in order to name a level

5. Causing historical characters to use modern slang

6. Causing characters to make incorrect use of archaic speech

7. Gratuitous tense shifting (e.g. past to present)

8. Gratuitous point-of-view or person shifting

9. Employing melodramatics

10. Causing an original character to have an unbearably beautiful voice

10.1. Doubly so on a ROM Hack of an 8-bit entry

E. PROGRAMMING CHARGES

1. Requiring savestate use to progress in non-Kaizo hacks

2. Making the time limit too strict

3. Creating eye-searing palettes

4. Creating or using glitched graphics

5. Putting a secret exit in an extremely cryptic place

6. Respriting vanilla enemies

7. Using unfitting music

8. Floating munchers

9. Creating Kaizo traps

10. Making it possible to get stuck with Mario 1 scrolling mechanics

F. SUBJECTIVE CHARGES

(Note: These charges may not necessarily be officially supported by the Administration if disputed and do not constitute legal cause for assasination on their own; however, they are authorized for use by PPC personnel if sufficient charges have been accumulated under other sections to warrant assasination or incarceration of the subject.)

1. Annoying PPC agents

2. Displaying extreme stupidity or causing canon characters to act stupidly

3. Committing fashion crimes

4. Employing melodramatics, especially melodramatic death speeches (may need to be given post-humously)

4.1. Melodramatic catapult into poverty and wretchedness

5. Hitting on PPC agents' lust objects

6. Claiming than the fanfic is "not a Mary-Sue" when it has all the recognized characteristics of one

7. Pretending to dislike or be angry at a lust object when it is PAINFULLY OBVIOUS that the original character only exists to enact the author's own wish-fulfillment fantasies as the lover/partner of her crush.

NOTES:

1. Some charges may be listed under more than one section of this document. 2. This document is in no way an exhaustive list of possible entries for a charge list, but instead encompasses the most frequently-used charges which are authorized by PPC Headquarters and will be supported by the Legal Department if dispute arrises. 3. The main and first entry on any charge list for the Department of Mary-Sues is "Being a Mary-Sue." This item is mandatory for inclusion on a DMS charge list, but must be substantiated by other charges in order to be legally recognized.