Department of Intelligence/Reports

This page acts as a hub for reports from the Department of Intelligence. These reports are intended to aid agents in selecting their targets, and are not aiming to act in place of missions. A story which has had a report written should still be attended by a member of an Action Department.

All stories should also be found on either the Unclaimed Badfic or Claimed Badfic pages.

Report Format
Please use this template as a basis for your reports.

The format of report listings is:


 * Story link &mdash; Fandom &mdash; Rating &mdash; Report

Agent Architeuthis' Reports
The original Intelligence Reports released on the internet; these are of a slightly different format to the current versions and can be found here.

Agent Kyaris' Reports

 * "Crashed Here" &mdash; Doctor Who &mdash; T-rated &mdash; Report
 * "The mistakes we made" &mdash; The Lord of the Rings &mdash; T-rated &mdash; Report
 * "Dead Right" &mdash; Marvel Cinematic Universe &mdash; T-rated &mdash; Report

Agent De Grasse's Reports

 * "My Dangerous Powers" &mdash; The Legend of Zelda &mdash; T-rated &mdash; Report


 * "sarah in aperture" (deleted) &mdash; Portal &mdash; M-rated &mdash; Report


 * "Rainbow Factory" (repost) &mdash; My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic &mdash; M-rated &mdash; Report

Agent Rooney's Reports

 * "More Effective Than A Nicotine Patch"/"The Devil Wears Westwood" &mdash; BBC Sherlock &mdash; M-rated (both) &mdash; Report
 * "The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby" &mdash; The Lord of the Rings &mdash; T-rated &mdash; Report

Agent Keily Shinra's Reports

 * "Always:And:Forever" (deleted) &mdash; Dissidia Final Fantasy x Kingdom Hearts &mdash; M-rated &mdash; Report

Agent Salvo's Reports

 * "Dora Explores Silent Hill" &mdash; Silent Hill x Dora the Explorer &mdash; M-rated &mdash; Report
 * "ROOT HER" &mdash; Jurassic Park &mdash; M-rated &mdash; Report
 * "Chat Noir Gives Shrek a Blowjob" &mdash; Miraculous Ladybug x Shrek &mdash; M-rated &mdash; Report

Agent Ava's Reports

 * "The Protector" &mdash; The Lord of the Rings &mdash; T-rated &mdash; Report