Current Events

Things of news and such.

You can consider this a handy backcalendar of events or such that have happened. You can add as you like, within reason (if you still have any left over). Things that could probably be added are new released missions, new released backstory, returns, newbies, birthdays, fandom related news, and so forth.

Most recent events/news goes at the top. Please include a link and date.

(Note: Links to the Board older than 2012 are broken thanks to YourWebApps deciding to be evil. Fortunately, Tomash archived everything as far back as mid-2008, and hS put all that plus scattered post titles from even earlier up in a set of Gdocs for posterity. Links to the Board can be replaced with archive links by anyone who has the time.)

December

 * December 18- Rina and Randa have to deal with several replacements and an unusually pathetic Sue. Oh, and Rina goes a little crazy. Again.
 * December 14 - Neshomeh starts the PPC Holiday Filk Game on the Board. Happy filking!
 * December 1 - Rina and Randa take on an extremely bizarre fic of WhatThe proportions.

November

 * November 30 - Newbie agents Chris and Ami Seeker team up with Agent Falchion to take out a godplaying Sue in "Mission One: Pilot".
 * November 20th - Selene and Kaitlyn discuss the difference between abilities and personalities in "Driftwood: Thorin's Little Princess".
 * November 5th - Selene and Kaitlyn decide whether Death Eaters just need hugs in "Driftwood: Bella Black".

October

 * October 29th - Selene and Kaitlyn (don't) beat up little girls in a The Parent Trap fic: "Driftwood: Opposite Reaction Same Result".


 * October 25th - Agents Falchion and Rashida get dragged into an Indiana Jones trollfic by a hapless new recruit in "Why We Can't Have Nice Things".


 * October 22nd - Agent Huinesoron of DOGA is dragged by Sambar of the Department of Finance into an LotR/Men in Black crossover: "Empire State of Mind".


 * October 21st - Rina and Randa head into Ranger's Apprentice to tackle another Sue, but things take a bit of a wrong turn.


 * October 15th - Selene and Kaitlyn face down a very lupine crossover: "Driftwood: Kelly The Roman Warrior".


 * October 14 - Newbie agent Falchion and new transfer Rashida Mafdetiti face down a massive crossover (and Falchion has an existential crisis) in "Connecting the Dots".


 * October 8 - Selene and Kaitlyn have trouble with Lust Objects and Favourites in a Lord of the Rings badfic: "Driftwood: And So The Journey Begins".


 * October 1 - Agents Selene Windflower and Kaitlyn, newly partnered in the Department of Floaters, take out a Lord of the Rings/Frozen crossover in "Driftwood: Winterwood".

July

 * July 10- Rina and Randa take on their second mission, this time against Lord Potter and his Soul-Bonded wife.

June

 * June 12 - Agents Mittens and the Radioactive Moss Creature take on an exceptionally bland Supernatural Sue in Ski Trip aka. Much Improbable Such Random Wow

April

 * April 6 - Agents Desdendelle gets a new partner and tackles an unusual Sue with him in "Of Course I Still Love You".


 * April 2 - Agents Doc and Vania Tolluk suffer through Temporal Distortions and Poison Joke in the PPC's first Epic Mickey mission.


 * April 1 - Reality falls apart as Agents Abaddon and T'Zar take the Reader’s TARDIS for a joyride (to Gallifrey!) in T’Zar’s Reassignment; in the real interlude, Abaddon meets his new partner for the first time, and T’Zar is reintroduced. Second interlude set in March 2008.

March

 * March 7 - Newbie agents Rina and Randa get their first mission and Rina goes a little crazy. (The Sue made the mistake of messing with the Marauders.) The only possible outcome was "Ordellya's Untimely End."

February

 * February 19 - Eledhwen and Christianne take down a Sue who claims to be Spock's t'hy'la. This mission was brought to you by the words "feminism" and "Twilight."


 * February 6 - Sergio Turbo, Nikki Cherryflower and Corolla continue their investigation of the Blank Sprite Incident. Car chases, magical firefights and more nonsense ensues.


 * February 3 - There's a badfic making trouble in Gunnerkrigg Court, and agents Wobbles and Notary are the only women for the job! Well, they're not, and they're probably worse picks than any of the other female PPC agents, but it's the sort of thing one says. Still, they're here now, so why not watch them take on a canon fire elemental (and bicker) in "The Wobbles and Notary PPC Power Hour!" TW: rape, torture, and an appalling grasp of the English language.

January

 * January 24 - Agents Marvin and Printworthy take on their first mission in "The Death and Ressurection of Shining Armor."

December

 * December 22 - Florestan, Eusabius, and newbie Wave Crest take a trainee out to a badly written Gay Aesop while putting up with homophobia and bad psychology in "Dignified, Like a Cockroach." (NSFW, Trigger Warning)
 * December 17 - An alternate version of Danny Richardson receives a call to service early one morning.
 * December 14 - Agents Sergio Turbo, Nikki Cherryflower and Corolla's mission takes a turn for the unexpected when canon characters start disappearing and Sergio lets more bits of his past slip out.

October

 * October 22 - Agents Anebrin and Desdendelle tackle a Forgotten Realms badfic and Anebrin's story ends... for now.
 * Some point before October 22 - Agents Sergio Turbo, Corolla, Nikki Cherryflower and Anebrin visit Ari in Medical and further consequences of "All Through With This Niceness and Negotiation Stuff" are revealed.

June

 * June 20 - Agent Magdalen Blackwell eats some ice cream, meets a newbie and gets stuck in another Bionicle badfic. Rage ensues.

May

 * May 19 - Agents Eagrus Khan and Cyba Zero (DTE), and Sigma One (DoSAT) end up on a Blackout quest through the DTE and beyond in "Blackouts, Beasties and Bored Canon Characters," Part 1 and Part 2.
 * May 15 - Agents Eledhwen Elerossiel and Christianne Shieh (DMS) team up with the Disentangler and the Agent (DIC) to take down Suemione Granger, Doctor Stu, and the Spirit of Hogwarts. (Mission actually set shortly before the Blackout.)
 * May 14 - Agents Takua and Jareth, the Nightstalkers, stand bewildered by the presence of a random story not set in the canon it was filed under. Not too bewildered to get the job done, though.

April

 * April 27 - Agents Eledhwen Elerossiel and Christianne Shieh take on an uncanonical sister of Aragorn and her drooling Elvish bestie in their first Circle of Lemmings mission. (Mission actually set between December 2012 and April 2013.)
 * April 25 - Agents Eledhwen Elerossiel and Christianne Shieh tap into the mountain of badfic that has become the Hobbit section on the Pit, starting with Kestrel. (Mission actually set in 28 December 2012.)
 * April 21 - Agents Skeet and Amelia work out what to do with all their mini-Moggets and then receive a very different kind of mini.
 * April 1-4 - The main events of the Blackout occur, as chronicled by "Plotholes and Meatloaf and Angels, Oh My!"
 * April 1 - Agents Brenda Loringham and Charlie Shoe try their best not to kill each other while battling equipment failures and Laiqualassiel, the half-Elf, half-nymph healer of Middle-earth.

March

 * March 25 - The Official Fanfiction University of Discworld is launched as the eponymous story begins.

February

 * February 5 - Agents Skeet and Amelia enter the Old Kingdom to deal with a pair of poorly described Sues.
 * February 1 - Old wounds are reopened for Lee when she, Ian, and Sammy take care of some family matters in Lee's home continuum.

January

 * January 29 - Agents Ted Williams, Heather Warner, and Kayla Morrison fix the mistakes in a Harry Potter fix-it fic that bashes Dumbledore, Ginny, and Snape into the ground.
 * January 27 - Johnny Denver and Burning Heart get a surprisingly simple start in "Battle Rules," a History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi fic.
 * January 13 - The Official Fanfiction University of Azeroth begins recruiting fanbrats for a school year certain to be filled with some painful clashes with reality.
 * January 3 - Agents Gilbert Beckett and Fiona Darcy tackle the PPC's first recorded mission in the Warriors continuum and are immediately mugged by rampaging author's notes and a horde of mini-monsters in part one of "ShadowClan is not Amused."

December

 * December 20 - Mittens and the Radioactive Moss Creature take on a Supernatural Sue in 'Daugther Of A Winchester' aka. 'Saving Canons, Hunting Sues'.
 * December 8 - Cyba Zero enlists the help of Sigma One and Phi Six, to fix a ruckus in HQ caused by her minis, in Interlude - A Tale of Two Hives.
 * December 7 - The newbies Saxo Cruore and James Vulpes take on their first real mission, a Labyrinth x Harry Potter crossover, followed by an epilogue also featuring Mittens and the Radioactive Moss Creature.

November

 * November 29 - More of Sergio Turbo's past is revealed in his first mission in which he and Luxury kill a Replacement Sue in Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha.
 * November 21 - The Fisherman and Evie venture into the Neon Genesis Evangelion continuum to find it even more mind-screwy than usual thanks to one Issei Mataloun in Hellstorm Evangelion.
 * November 19 - An annoyingly musical case of Trans-Dimensional Hopping into Sherlock Holmes leads Doc and Vania Tolluk to learn Who is on first base.

October

 * October 27 - Eledhwen Elerossiel and Christianne Shieh bring Intern Cale Serfe along again to deal with a Sue who claims to be Sherlock Holmes's soulmate. Apparently Eledhwen's berserk button is abuse of the Red String of Fate.
 * October 21 - Cepha, Fiorano and Homulilly deal with an Angel!Puella Magi! Sue, her boring companions, and her much more interesting background characters.
 * October 8 - Caroline Moor, Veralyn Amberwing, and Kilroy Vincentus take on the Rainbow Factory in "Lightning Strikes" part one and two.


 * Sergio Turbo, Nikki Cherryflower, Corolla, Ari and Tera experience UnpleasantMemories when tackling a really annoying Overachiever!Sue.

August

 * Mittens, the Radioactive Moss Creature, Saxo Cruore and James Vulpes send a bunch of vampires out of Narnia in "The Vampire, The Ice Queen and the Wardrobe" aka. "Enter the Fictionary"
 * Eledhwen Elerossiel and Christianne Shieh deal with the uncanonical sister of Irene Adler in "Last Smoke Before the Snow Storm".
 * It's just another day, another badfic for Angus MacFarlane in the Department of Intelligence.
 * Cyba Zero gets a baptism by fire in the matter of bad spelling with her partner, Eagrus Khan, on a mission to "Mess Efekt: Atak of Geths".

July

 * July 25 - Lana and Narav deal with a paradoxical water-dragon Sue in Wings and Water.

June

 * June 28 - Gaspard De Grasse delves into the horrors of the Rainbow Factory in Thunder Run.

April

 * April 27 - Sergio Turbo, Nikki Cherryflower, Corolla, Ari, and Tera team up to tackle a crossover between Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha and Harry Potter in Legendary Illogic.
 * April 15 - Sergio Turbo and Nikki Cherryflower deal with the latter's training by performing A Very Awkward Exorcism in Card Captor Sakura.

March

 * March 17 - Gaspard De Grasse investigates a Legend of Zelda fanfic in My Implausible Powers
 * March 6 - Ari and Tera branch out into cartoons in The Amazing Origins of edible girl!
 * March 6 - Agents Mittens and the RMC take the newbies Saxo Cruore and James Vulpes on their first mission: Through Anothers Eyes aka. Enter the Newbies.
 * March 1 - What-ho, a challenge! Neshomeh introduces the March Read & Review Challenge on the secondary board.

February

 * February 25 - You know those stories where a pretty, young bodyguard works for a bad boss, but finds out he secretly has a heart of gold? This is not one of those stories. In other news, how Agent Lana came to the PPC.
 * February 19 - Ari and Tera discover the joys of character derailment in Stabs of Fear and Jealousy
 * February 12 - Agent Lucius teams up with Agents Thomas and Orken to take out some elves who have nothing whatsoever to do with either canon in their crossover. What is this insanity? It's Elf's World!
 * February 8 - Agents Ari and Tera face off against a pair of Overpowered!Sues in Overpowered and the Triggerhappy.

January

 * January 23 - Presenting a new interlude in which Orken 7861 is recruited by agents of the Protectors of the Plot Continuum.
 * January 16 - What could possibly happen when a McKay based mini-Wraith takes apart the RA? Miah and Cadmar arrive a bit late from the Sateda mission. McKaLoy's Fortnight
 * January 11 - A Warehouse 13 Sue who loves the color yellow a bit too much annoys Agents Thomas and Orken in Government Training
 * January 11 - After Cadmar and Cali's first date, Miah interrogates Cadmar on her intentions during a mission in Stargate Atlantis that includes the youngest Sue yet.
 * January 10 - After screwing up yet again, Aster Corbett guides a new transfer to the DMS through a story containing a terrible trajeck backstory, unexplained mood swings, and a total disregard of Dragon Quest humor.
 * January 6 - In which Anneli, Cindy, and Xanthus find themselves biting off way more than they can chew with a vengeance!Stu who's more intelligent than usual.
 * January 4 - (Ten Years Hence) In which Henry Robinson is ten and life in HQ is complicated.

December

 * December 19 - The Fisherman's TARDIS suffers a true-to-form malfunction and sends him anywhere except where he needs to be. Once he eventually finds his destination, he is sent on a rescue mission to the MLP:FiM continuum.

November

 * November 12- Agent Orken tells Thomas about the last mission he went on with his previous partner; to a badfic where nothing made any sense. Includes a cameo by Miah and Cali.
 * November 11 - Agents Mittens and the Radioactive Moss Creature take on an old familiar Sue in a Harry Potter/Torchwood crossover in 'The Great Escape' aka. 'Mission One Point Five'
 * November 7 - Agents Miah and Cali confront a Sanctuary Sue who psychologically tortures a canon character while making herself look like the victim in Bark at the Moon
 * November 2 - Agents Orken and Thomas try to take on a blue wolf with quills... FROM SPACE! Agents Cadmar and Maria drop in to lend a hand

October

 * October 31 - Agent Aster is sent on a punitive three-day intelligence detail, encountering a Sue that sleeps a glittery streak across Ferelden... and finds herself explaining the mission of the PPC to a member of possibly the only more unfortunate organization in the multiverse.
 * October 30 - Agent Mittens and the Radioactive Moss Creature take on a Harry Potter/Labyrinth crossover in The Making of a Queen.
 * October 15 - Agents Cadmar, Cali, Florestan, Mark, Maria, and Miah play Truth or Dare II. Relationships flourish, embarrassment abounds, and the sludge monster under the sink makes a guest appearance.
 * October 7 - Agent Ilraen teams up with Agents Orken and Thomas to keep a Sue from marrying Alex Rider and infiltrating Hogwarts.
 * October 3 - The Fisherman and Evie deal with a reality-bending Haruhi Suzumiya/Twilight crossover in The Melancholy of Bella Swan

September

 * September 24 - Miah 'requests' another mission with genderbent!Cadmar, Cali, Mark, and Maria. Optional
 * September 14 - Agents Doc and Vania go on their first mission in May or May Not Be Non-Inflammable
 * September 5 - Agents Ally and Grace take on their second mission in Video Kid
 * September 2 - Agents Ally and Grace take on their first mission in Black Milk.

August

 * August 31 - DIA: Introductions, set in July 2010, is published.
 * August 25 - Agents Kirill, Zug, and Cy unslash Jace and Kallist in Easing one's mind. Part 1, Part 2.
 * August 22 - Agents Kirill and Zug enter the Harry Potter to do grievous violence against each other (and a sue-wraith) in Harry Potter the Death Eater. Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5
 * August 15 - Agents Kirill and Zug sort out Abbey the Jedi. Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4
 * August 8 - Agents Kirill and Zug make the Magic the Gathering universe a bit more SFW. Part 1, Part 2, Part 3
 * August 2 - Mittens and the Radioactive Moss Creature go on a mission in the Dragon Age: Origins continuum in Beyond and Above Second part

July

 * July 30 - Claire and Soledad go on their first mission in the Pokémon fandom.
 * July 23 - Miah and Cali go on a Sanctuary mini-mission marathon.
 * July 18 - The Fisherman and Agent Evie deal with a troublesome Twilight troll in Twila The Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre.
 * July 18 - For their first mission, Agents KF and MFPC exorcise the uncanon from Haruhi and Kyon in The Distress of Haruhi Suzumiya.
 * Happy Fourth of July!
 * July 3 - Agents Mittens and the RMC take on their first fic, a Harry Potter/Doctor Who crossover in Better Than Revenge. NSFW.
 * July 3 - Agents Sergio Turbo and Corolla kill a Replacement Stu in an Ace Combat/Harry Potter crossover in First Flight.
 * July 2 - Survey responses are up!

June

 * June 29 - Agents Roac and Walters deal with a rather spacy The Dark is Rising 'Sue in their second mission.
 * June 28 - Agents Fisherman and Evie fix a squicky, character-derailing mess in the Haruhi Suzumiya continuum in their first mission.
 * June 16 - Agents Orken and Thomas team up with Agents Ian and Lee to take down a Sue who's after Skaara
 * June 10 - In their first mission, Florestan and Eusabius attempt to untangle a Star Wars/Mass Effect crossover with an obvious excuse plot in Short Ride on a Ludicrous Speed Machine.
 * June 5 - An irritatingly pointless 'Sue in The Dark is Rising falls to Agents Walters and Roac in their first mission.
 * June 2 - An incredibly obvious Sue in the Stargate SG-1 continuum nearly drives Thomas crazy with her badness
 * June 1 - Elena and Kath save Qui-Gon Jinn from horrible writing and a bizarre, uncanonical illness.

May

 * May 31 - Agents Xericka and Gremlin head into the Airbenderverse to deal with a mpreg fic. But the mission does not go as smoothly as they would like...
 * May 30 - After a long 'vacation', Agent Shinra returns to active duty as a spy with her first assignment involving a routine check up on a series of Sues (or a single Sue with an identity crisis) in the world of Dissidia...er...Kingdom Hearts...Final Fantasy?
 * May 25 - In their latest mission, Agents Orken 7861 and Thomas Greenwall take on a villain!Sue after the heart of Dr. Horrible.
 * May 21 - Agents Elena and Kath meet and, in their first mission in a Star Wars Improbable AU, suffer bad grammar and annoying disclaimers, return Anakin and Padmé to the canonical storyline, and kill an original character impersonating Darth Vader in "Typical".
 * May 16 - Agents Miah and Cali stop a history rewriting Rebellious!Sue in K is for Cabal.
 * May 4 - Agent Techno-Dann and private security contractor Pam Ritchie answer the Call of Duty, wading into ankle-deep Mushy Warfare, dodging multiple character replacements, full-chapter's-length author's notes, a storyline-breaking Romance!Sue, and canon-swallowing plot pits in Call of Duty: Mushy Warfare Too

April

 * April 26 - Agents Orken 7861 and Thomas Greenwall brave bad grammar, a fake prophecy, Rodney bashing, and an unintentional Blackhole!Sue in 'Sleeping Sue and the Eight Minis '
 * April 18 - Agents Thomas and Orken disguise themselves as replicators disguised as Russians to take down a Genius!Stu.
 * April 17 - Agents Laura and Danny bring Intern Rachel along on a training run into the Wasteland to take down a rather odious Marty Stu.
 * April 16 - Rising Darkness, Raising Light (Okami) -- Aster and Lore try and restrain their disgust when they are sent after a half-dog teleporting, rainbow-eyed Ōkami Mary Sue, but thankfully they have backup from HQ.

March

 * March 3 - Rez and Flip take out a Freakazoid Sue, while dealing with a busted ship and a message from Headquarters.
 * March 27 - Origins begins.

February

 * February 28 - Miah and Cali are the first agents to see that Lee has returned when she and Ian return a badfic-snatched mini to them.
 * February 28 - Agents Miah and Cali rescue Merlin characters from sheer stupidity and much Fail. Mission
 * February 26 - Agents Jackson and Felaben are sent straight back to Middle-earth, this time to deal with Legolas and Arwen's true love, an author's ignorance of medieval warfare, and lots of spatial-temporal distortions.
 * February 20 - The Farscape Sue gets her just desserts in part two of Rez and Flip's return mission.
 * February 17 - Retired agents Rez Montrose and Flip Finley return on a special commission to the Farscape universe.
 * February 17 - Agent Ian Nahinu has to deal with a Sister!Sue and an unexpected turn of events in his newest mission in the Stargate Atlantis fandom.
 * February 17 - Great tastes don't taste great together when Aster and Lore tackle an anthro Assassin's Creed Gary Stu and his many nemeses... in Spyro the Dragon.
 * February 16 - Here, then, is a dramatic tale of danger and derring-do, wherein Agents July and Library encounter, perhaps accidentally, Agents Katrina and Samuel, and together take on a bad slashfic set in the wonderful world of Pokémon. Rated PG-13.
 * February 12 - Eyes will roll and heads will ache when Xericka and Gremlin are assigned a fluffy Teen Titans songfic.

January

 * January 23 - Sergio Turbo and Corolla have a very bad time due to an Author-Wraith in Card Captor Sakura, problem dealt with Comma-Shaped Shot
 * January 21 - Agent Azrael and Agent Boston get to know each other, and Boston gets thrown into a wall. Again.
 * January 11 - Get ready for (Mountain) Lions, Tigers, and Unexpected Brownies in Ian's first DMS mission to Redwall.
 * January 3 - In which only the agents can prevent forest fires. (How to Train Your Dragon)
 * PPC TvTropes cleanup begins
 * PPC Wiki cleanup begins

December

 * December 30 - An Axel!Sue (yes, Sue) is by far the least horrifying thing Danny and Laura are forced to face during their final mission with Cornelius and the DIAU.
 * December 29 - Agent Aster Corbett learns not to eat any cafeteria food and Agent Lore picks up her slack when they are assigned to get rid of a Legend of Zelda Mary Sue full of Beige Prose and Bad Logic.
 * December 17 - Newbie Agent Aster Corbett and her new partner Lore are given a warm welcome to active duty rife with anachronistic shampoo, pig latin, religious soapboxing, and bad country music as they try to fathom the antics of a Link-Loving Legend of Zelda Mary Sue Self Insert.

October

 * October 24 - It's back to school for the DIAU crew as they try to save three Organization XIII members from a gang of Sues.
 * October 19 - Jackson and Felaben go on their first mission - to rescue Elladan, Elrohir, Aragorn and Elrond from nonsensical, sadistic villains.
 * October 16 - Xericka and Gremlin argue about the concept of narcissism as they break up a little moment between two Starfires.
 * October 12 - In Kelok and Unger's new mission love is not a good thing, Kelok has a bad day, David is rescued, and Unger says All Hail the Ironic Overpower! NSFW
 * October 10 - Kaliel/Maeryn (DBS), Miah and Cali, both (DMS) are assigned a DAVD overflow mission which can be read here or here NSFW

September

 * September 26 - Durotar and Kur'nak face Flowers, dragons, and Lux when they try to deliver the mail in this Postal Department interlude.
 * September 19 - Danny, Laura, and DIAU agent Cornelius find themselves in the middle of a wartime romance between Vexen and Marluxia.
 * September 16 - Kelok and Unger find badfic "love", a new recruit, a bizarre plot, and a new use for the debugger in this mission (Part 2).
 * September 16 - Sedri and Ketay are assigned as partners to deal with a Narnia/Lord of the Rings crossover.
 * September 6 - Kelok and Unger are sent to deal with a Victorian Zombie Apocalypse (Part 2) punishment fic for Unger's fire in the lounge.
 * September 3 - Danny and Laura are promised a week off provided they handle a scriptfic for the Bad Parody department.
 * September 3 - When Kelok gets a day off--PPC style--having, "Repent, Blasphemer!" shouted at him is the least of his problems.

August

 * August 22 - Xericka and Gremlin must deal with mad scientists, mother-daughter love, and inadvertent groping in a Sonicverse mission.
 * August 8 - Food fight on the Board, started by Barid.

July

 * July 28 - Sergio Turbo and Corolla kill a couple of Sues that ignored one of the main rules of fanfiction: Don't Forget the Canon
 * July 22 - Ian and Lee find the answer to the question of What If? in the second half of their mission in the Harry Potter 'Verse.
 * July 13 - Fanfic Land reopens!
 * July 11 -The Left 4 Dead Stu from their previous mission is back! It's up to Laura and Danny to rebury him for good.
 * July 11 - The question of What If? arises when Ian and Lee go through the first half of their newest mission in the Harry Potter 'Verse.
 * July 10 - What could possibly go wrong when Unger goes for a walk around HQ with the minis? Find out in Maybe You Should Have Shot Him
 * July 10 - Kelok gets nothing but Headaches, first from Unger and then from a solo mission to erase public kissing during Watson's badfic death.
 * July 8 - Bad cookies and even worse biology await Xericka and Gremlin when Vanilla tries to give Tails a hands-on lesson in the birds and the bees.
 * July 7 - Agents Twain and Jeanlily deal with a Mary-Sue called Bliss in Middle-earth in The Fellowship's Bliss.
 * The planned five-person part of the Hull PPC Gathering 2010 begins, attended by Ansela, Cassie, Laburnum, Pads and Trojie.
 * July 4 - Agents David Kelok and Unger are sent to another NC-17 to deal with a rapefic phantom in Rainbow What? NSFW possibly NSFB
 * July 4 - Agents David Kelok and Unger face two Sues and their CAFs in Turtles?. Do they finally earn full Agent status?

June

 * June 27 - Orcs, Sue Blood, and Coffee: Agents Jane Doe and Jason Harris join the DF.
 * June 27 - Agents Kelok and Unger have a Devil of a Time proving themselves against a Dr. Watson replacement Stu. NSFB/NSFW
 * June 27 - Pervert From The Machine: Xericka and Gremlin take a trip into the Halo universe to stop a Spartan three-way.
 * June 26 - Backbeat Love: On her 50th mission, Allison is sent back into Voyagers!, where her career as a PPC agent started.
 * June 25 - Of Pirates and Annoyed Partners: Lee and Ian kill an annoying Sister!Sue in PotC.
 * June 24 - Teek Virtanen decides to visit home (alternate link) with the support of her partner.
 * June 21 - People begin planning the various summer Gatherings.
 * June 20 - Along Came Ruby-Sue: Lee and Ian kill an annoying Sister!Sue in CSI.
 * June 19 - Chomp!: Xericka and Luxury deal with a Sonic rapefic.
 * June 19 - For Your Eyes Only 3: Laburnum updates us on her struggle with Legendary Badfic in the Naruto continuum.
 * June 18 - Almost Lost Miah Arthur and Cali Still kill a Sue and disentangle the Stargate Atlantis and Lord of the Rings continuums during a deletion.
 * June 16 - The Only Thing Necessary for the Triumph of 'Sues, by Pretzel: Ian Nahinu and Amelia Keaton exorcise an Author-Wraith in NCIS.
 * June 15 - A Side of Chips And A Soda, by PoorCynic: Danny Richardson and Laura Dukes assassinate a bizzare Stu in the Left 4 Dead continuum.
 * June 7 - PPC Mission II: Part 1 and Part 2, by Edward Wilder: Leila Asher and Julius Riddick rid the Harry Potter continnum of a Sue.
 * June 6 - That Darn Cat (alternate link), by Lycaenion and Cassie: Teek and Kayla Richards chase down a feline Sue in Discworld.
 * June 6 - The New Girl in Town, byIndeMaat: Allison and Tasmin take out a Sue in NCIS.
 * June 4 - Laura and Danny take down a Survivor!Stu in the Left 4 Dead continuum.
 * June 2 - Ice: Anamia deals with possessed canons in Fruits Basket.

May

 * IndeMaat kills a loathsome Sue in Doctor Who: Time of Angels
 * Barid releases his first mission, "Warcraft Epic" (Part 1, Part 2)
 * PoorCynic reveals "You Want Nobody To Love," his first mission.

April

 * April 18 - A spontaneous water fight erupts in the halls of HQ.
 * Elcalion releases his second mission: Scourge of theScarlet Maiden
 * April 8 - Miah releases her second mission&mdash;NCIS, "Of Glitter and Men" No mad science for a week!
 * April 2 - Miah releases her first mission-Stargate: Atlantis, "Miah and Cali versus the Wraith Lover" Marinade, yum!
 * April 2-3 - Holy Zerg Rush, Batman! More Newbies! Welcome to BookwormMika, Silikat, Honeyfeather, Edward Wilder, and TheMadMaiden.
 * April 1 - Sues have taken over the wiki? What?! No, wait... April Fool's!

March

 * March 31 - March Madness ends with 20 Boarders qualifying for prizes! Well done, Boarders!
 * Welcome to Somariel, Taffy, Prard'ras'kleoni, Kallisti, Ethanthecrazy, Ruin Takada, Artell, Meta, Severniae, Mitch, Nyxix, Goldenrod111, asterselene from ACMSES, DigitalSocrates, Beans1117, terrofen, Wide Eyed Idealist, and Unconquered.
 * Welcome back to Crystal, Sunspot, and Annalas.
 * Trojie and Pads announce temporary hiatus.
 * March 28 - hS publishes a lot of new things, including the conclusion to Crashing Down.
 * March 27 - Another entry, by Cassie Cameron-Young and KGarrett, is posted.
 * March 14-19 - And the entries come flooding in! Miah posts an intro for her new agents (March 14); Maslab and Bronwyn tackle "First Encounter" (March 16); Makari takes down a Katekyo Hitman Reborn! 'Sue (March 18); and all in the same day, Elcalion, July, and Barid respectively kill a Boromir 'Sue in Lord of the Rings, a Bernard 'Sue in The Santa Clause, and a Thrall 'Sue in World of Warcraft (March 19). Happy Reading!
 * March 3 - March Madness! Neshomeh issues a general challenge to the Board: write a mission (if you have Permission) or something else by midnight, March 31.
 * March 2 - Barid turns 24! Happy Birthday!

February

 * February 26 - GOOFSS is updated!
 * February 25 - Platinumyo returns!
 * February 25 - Questions are being taken on the subject of sporking Bad Slash
 * February 22 - The PPC Shipficfest 2010 begins, courtesy of Julyflame!
 * February 10 - Welcome to ghost in a blender!
 * February 7 - Honu_Wahine plugs an Agent Sams and Sidhe mission in the Na'Viverse.
 * February 5 - Cassie Cameron-Young and Lycaenion plug an Interlude mission, reassign agents.
 * February 4 - Neshomeh returns from leave of absence.
 * February 4 - Welcome to Catkin!
 * February 1 - Welcome to Miah!
 * February 1 - JulyFlame begins The Survey 2010, threatens use of Sedri.

January

 * Indemaat plugs a mission through the NCIS continuum with Agent Allison and Tasmin, puts two minis up for adoption.
 * January 28 - Agents Chliever and Winston continue their way through Starjeffry missions.
 * January 24 - Agent July MSTs a Harry Potter badfic via Twitter.
 * January 24 - July passes out, asks everyone else to occasionally update this as well.
 * January 23 - Centaurian physiology, as drawn by Elorie.
 * January 22 - July makes sad faces, wants to make virtual dolls of everyone in the Sims 2 for nefarious Legacy purposes.
 * January 21 - IndeMaat plugs another mission. Theoretical 'spinoff mission count average' rises further far above what it actually is.
 * January 21 - Sedri and Trojie are now official Permission Givers, may the Ironic Overpower treat them well and may they not do too many dubious things to the Permission Giver Hat when it is not June.
 * January 19 - BattleHamster plugs a mission.
 * January 18 - Sedri brings up the nomination thing, attempts to accept; July plays checkers while everyone else plays chess, and hS properly brings it up to an election.
 * January 16 - Gen the oldbie returns!
 * January 16 - PPC Chatroom is remade, click here for it. Please join, July gets lonely amongst the newbies and they need acclimatization.
 * January 16 - New chapter of HFA! Meir Brin proclaimed alive again, apologies for declaration of undead state occurs.
 * January 14 - PPC FAQ for Newbies and the Mission Writing Guide is up, please see side bar under 'PPC Intro Pages' for that.
 * January 13 - July gets tired of constant waving; grabs a newbie and proclaims them adopted.Thus, the Big Sibling/Little Sibling List is done up.
 * January 13 - Welcome to DreamingofRoses!
 * January 12 - Haiti earthquake! Oh no!
 * January 12 - Welcome Elorie!
 * January 12 - Welcome gattsuru!
 * January 11 - Hono_Wahine plugs their first mission
 * Trojie and Pads plug not one but two missions.
 * January 9 - Neshomeh mentions leave of absence, proposes Sedri and Trojie as new Permission Givers.
 * January 8 - Welcome to Mr Eldritch!
 * January 6 - Newbie FAQ proposed.
 * January 5 - Welcome to anamia!
 * January 5 - IndeMaat publishes a NICS Mission.
 * January 1 - Happy New Year!

October to December

 * December 15 - Wiki's second birthday.
 * Things.

September

 * The Complete List of PPC Fiction has moved to the wiki and is now editable. Newcomers, agents who need to update their mission logs, curious Boarders, please help update this list!

July

 * July 15 - Pads hunts for porn to show a friend. NFSB is not wanted. (Post archived here.)
 * July 15 - Welcome to Pipistrellus. (Thread archived here.)
 * July 15 - Mission and interlude by Rilwen.
 * July 15 - Happy Birthday to JulyFlame.
 * July 10 - Happy Birthday to Cinnia Aine. (Thread archived here.)
 * July 9 - Fanfic Land reopens for more PPC Badfic. (Thread archived here.)
 * July 6-10 - Torchwood series "Children of Earth" premiers on BBC One. Torchwood fandom explodes.

February to June

 * More things. And a Gathering in May.

January

 * Sedri releases another mission for agents Sedri and Iza.
 * January 4 - Huinesoron is creating the fourth generation of cards for the PPC Card Game. (Thread archived here.)
 * January 3 - Welcome to hushpiper! (Thread archived here.)
 * January 3 - Agents Trojanhorse, Oscar Henson, Luxury, and Paddlebrains have dual and simultaneous missions.
 * January 2 - Huinesoron has released "End of the Beginning: Broken Storm," featuring Selene Windflower.
 * January 2 - KGarrett is recruiting for the AHAIRQ team WAAAGH! Zodfang. (Thread archived here.)
 * January 1 - Happy New Year! (Thread archived here.)

September to December

 * Things (like Lily Winterwood's birthday on December 18th). And Christmas!

August

 * The PPC Posting Board has been invaded by a spambot several times.

July

 * July 1 - Fanfic Land reopens for business. Check the news out and join in the fun here. (Thread archived here.)

June

 * June 14 - Witness the insanity of a British PPC Gathering here, complete with video.
 * ShipFicFest! Begun by hS on the PPC Board.

May

 * May 22 - A water fight has started over at the PPC Board, and rapidly escalated into a war. (Post titles archived here.)
 * Voting over. Neshomeh and Laburnum are the two new Permission Givers.
 * May 17 - IMPORTANT! Voting for Permission Givers!
 * Two new OFUs have been launched: the Official Fanfiction University of the Abhorsenverse (May 22), and the Official Fanfiction University of MREDURE.
 * May 14 - Happy Birthday to Fynn and Pads!
 * A new webcomic has been launched by hS, named Generic Surface.
 * Welcome to Thrusday Next.
 * Another Ten Years Hence fic is published. Agent slash, this time between Manx and Shadow. It is slashy.
 * May 9 - The second All-HQ Australian Indoor-Rules Quiddich League match occurs between the DBS and the Floaters, with a decisive win going to the Floaters.
 * A new template has been added to the Wiki, to remind people to add links to their agents' articles. Huinesoron will be shoving this template onto all the agents he comes across without any links, so be warned!
 * Random Fun! When sporks attack.
 * Anjilly Ka and Brenden Sanderson meet up with Sabbat and William Archer in Medical, and then things... happen. Features agent!slash.
 * Welcome to Platinumyo and welcome back to Mackenzie!
 * Manx and Shadow interlude in Medical. 'Tis what they get for attacking an indestructible centaur. 'Specially Manx.
 * Redd and Jill Greenleaf's first mission.
 * May 3 - Trojie and Pads stick it to a femmeslash fic.
 * May 1 - Crashing Down Chapter Eleven has been released.
 * Agent Ella Darcy has retired, and her author has left the PPC Board.

April

 * April 30 - Happy Birthday to Leto!
 * April 28 - Happy Birthday to Pterry!
 * See the photos from the Wellington 2008 PPC Gathering.
 * York 2008 PPC Gathering tentatively scheduled for June 14.
 * Find out what Sabbat and William Archer did during the Macrovirus Epidemic.
 * April 22 - Maria and Crispin's fifth mission! With crazy sideplotness!
 * April 21 - Pluggage for Trojie and Pads' attacking of LxC again!
 * Pluggage for Singsong and Joyce's second mission!
 * April 19 and 23 - hS has updated Crashing Down, twice!
 * Welcome back to wingnut and Chatvert!
 * Welcomes to Cassie, Guardian's Song, Evelyn, Eni, and anyone else looked over!
 * April 17 - The 2008 Mary Sue Invasion begins on the orders of the League of Mary Sue Factories, the same day the quarantine from the Macrovirus Epidemic is ended. Actual RP takes place on April 20-24. (Post titles archived here.)
 * April 16 - Happy Birthday to the Trojanhorse!

March

 * Welcome to Ryuu!
 * March 30 - Third mission released done by Agents July and Library. Find it here. (Set March 13.)
 * March 22 - Welcome to Kalidas! (Post titles archived here.)
 * March 19 - Arthur C. Clarke is dead. RIP. (Post titles archived here.)
 * March 13 - Makes-Things is dead, skewered through the heart by a large macrovirus.
 * Mission tackled by Agents Maria Falcone, Crispin Reed, and Moon.
 * Mission tackled by Agents Tawaki and Melpomene.
 * March 12-13 - Oh no! A macrovirus has been detected in HQ! The building has been quarantined until further notice and all agents are to be evacuated to New Caledonia.
 * March 12 - Happy Fifth Anniversary, Board!
 * Welcome back to Angel Barchild!
 * Agents Luxury and Nin Brandt tackle a That Series mission.
 * March 9 - Sara decides to right her own wrongs as well as those of others and MSTs an old poem.
 * A game of Fill the Plotholes is going on! Join in!
 * March 1st - March 5th
 * Welcomes on the Board to BeetleFire, Fichunter, lynxihez, and PuddleJumper42!
 * Agents Allison and Tasmin take out an A-Team Sue.
 * Agents July and Library more or less fumble through their second mission.
 * Agents Trojie and Paddlebrains generally lift everything they can get their hands on in a Discworld mission.
 * Mission tackled by Agents Tia Giltine and Car'rok.
 * Mission tackled by Tomato
 * The Division of Bad Het of the Department of Bad Slash is formed, with the Gladiolus as head.

February

 * Trojie posts the MST of 'Tainted Perfection' (in four parts). If LiveJournal won't let you read it due to underageness, but you think you're smutproof enough despite being under 18, log out and try again.
 * February 19 - JulyFlame posts up the last of the Radio Play, and then collapses into mad laughter. Many Boarders go temporarily deaf.
 * February 18 - A plan for insanity to celebrate the Board's fifth birthday? Anniversary? Something like that, by Araeph.
 * February 18 - An important announcement from the SO.
 * Mari Braveheart returns. Welcome back.
 * Tawaki has posted the latest Things I am not Allowed to Do at the PPC list part here Add while you can!
 * February 15/16 - Huinesoron has finally posted an old mission featuring Agents Alec Troven, Dafydd Illian, and Neshomeh here, an interesting essay by Terri Ryan here, and the latest chapter of Crashing Down here.
 * February 14 - Rorschach is asking Permission here.
 * February 14 - Happy Valentine's Day!
 * February 13 - Scenes Six and Seven of the Radio Play are now released for public enjoyment.
 * Welcomes and Welcome Backs to Lee Trynace, EmJay (formerly Rian Silverleaf), A Random Boo, and WikiMaster.
 * February 10 - Jhae has joined the PPC Posting Board!
 * February 9 - Insanegrrl has FINALLY finished her second mission. Read it here.
 * February 4 - Tawaki releases a new mission handled by Tawaki and Melpomene. Read it here.
 * February 4 - The Department of Temporal Offenses is created.
 * February 2 - Pigeonarmy has released the second mission of Agents Murtagh and Titus. Read it here.

January

 * January 30 - Pan's Labyrinth director Guillermo Del Toro "99% confirmed" to direct the film version of The Hobbit.
 * January 29 - Tawaki has released the conclusion to the Mirror Multiverse arc. Read it here.
 * January 28 - After discussion is started in the Eragon Thread of Doom, it is announced by Adagio that a fantasy short story-writing competition is to go ahead. Details can be found here.
 * January 26 - Christopher Paolini announces that his popular Inheritance Trilogy series of books is to be changed into the Inheritance Cycle. All the smart people in the world shake their heads and mutter, "Why, God?" Details here.
 * IndeMaat released the sixth mission of agents Tasmin and Emma Contains spoiler to Torchwood 2x1.
 * January 22, at 10:23 pm - The fanfic "Land Before Time: Littlefoot x Cera" is discovered by Err..., with the disclaimer "NO...WORDS....FOR...PAIN...DX" added by Err... before collapsing. Within 24 hours, it has been decided that this soul-destroying smutfic is to be added to the Legendary Badfic list. Within 36 hours, Huinesoron has released a limited-edition reading of the first chapter online (limited edition because it is no longer up).
 * Trojanhorse has released the sixth mission of Agent Trojie; read it if you're over 18.
 * Tomato has released the third mission of Agents Maria Falcone and Crispin Reed. Read it here or here.
 * The PPC Wiki has a logo at long last! (Post note: Logo and Favicon created by Huinesoron.)
 * Pigeonarmy has put up the first PPC mission of Agents Murtagh and Titus. Find their first mission here.
 * January 13 - Laburnum is in the early planning stages for a Redwall Purging Party. Help Laburnum come up with ideas for this here. (Post titles archived here.)
 * January 10 - JulyFlame, Huinesoron, and Sara have teamed up to create an audio version of the PPC Playscripte. You can find a running commentary & links to finished parts here. (Post titles archived here.)
 * January 8 - Huinesoron has released Crashing Down: Chapter Seven.
 * January 3 - Happy Birthday, Tolkien~! Oh, and Anjilly too, of course.
 * JulyFlame is looking for people to volunteer their agents for explicit roles in a planned 2008 event. Volunteer your agents here.
 * January 2 - A Myst movie has been roundaboutly more or less announced. (Read: Tawaki found this out. Somehow.)
 * January 1 - Happy New Year!!!!