Spidey3000

Spidey3000 is a Super Smash Brothers Gary-Stu from the fic "The Smasher." He was assassinated by Agents Derik and Earwig his own author.

Character History
In his own words, Spidey is "the dude that kicks ass online, and kills terrorist, the rumors that I am a secret agent armed with top secret weapons. Well, I don't, though I do kick lots of terrorist ass, and I have some pretty cool powers (and weapons)." He has a secret identity and a girlfriend named Quistis (but it's okay if he uses her name, because she's from another planet). After receiving a mysterious letter from Master Hand, a boss from the Super Smash Bros. games, he decides to attempt to become one of the Smashers. He travels by means of robotic limousine to the starship Great Fox, which picks up a few more prospective Smashers (including Harry Potter) before dropping them all off at Smash Mansion, a place that does not exist in canon. By means of a simulation, Spidey proves himself in single combat with Wario, verbally abusing him the whole time, and becomes the first new Smasher.

Spidey's "cool powers" include the use of spells from the Final Fantasy continuum.

Character Death
Having charged Spidey for his numerous crimes against good writing, common sense, and the SSB canon (not to mention abducting Harry Potter), Agents Derik and Earwig were on the point of killing him when his own author appeared and blew the Stu's head off with a shotgun. As it turned out, Spidey3000-the-author had learned the error of his ways some time before the PPC got wind of the badfic and was eager to help out.

Links

 * The Badfic
 * The Mission