User:Mattman1411

"'The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma...' Who's that Pokémon?! It's- The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma... Who's that Pokémon?! It's- TIME TO STOP! IT'S TIME TO STOP OKAY?! No more. Where the f-""-The Man's himself, at some point" Mattman: A dynamic ball of ADHD packed into a being about the size of a Baby Elephant. Just who is this being?

He's trying to hard that's for sure.

Upon Arrival
Cry for him. He had to go through the archive for this stuff.
 * A Hobnob Juice box, from bluefa02
 * Some Bleeprin and Chocolate, from LonelyStar
 * A pair of Sunglasses signed by every famous person that wore sunglasses, from Silenthunder
 * A Skarmory Feather and Kit of Spikes, from SkarmorySilver
 * A Perfect Pear, from eatpraylove
 * The Sacred Cookie of Infinite Knowle- O wait it's already gone, from Matt Cipher
 * A High Pink Light Pen, from radioactiveSue
 * A Weighted Companion Cube, from KittyEden
 * A Replica of the One Ring, from Edhelistar
 * A +4 Corrosive Vorpal Shovel (should be good against Corrupted), from Voyd
 * An Urple-Flavoured Sugar somewhat-edible model of a KSP rocket, from domirossi
 * A Reverse Quantum Backwards Brain Drain Device, from Darkotas
 * A Hitmonchan that knows Comet Punch, from Desendelle
 * A Honking Pocket Flamingo, from Iximaz

Upon Gaining Permission

 * A self-updating guidebook from all the deathtraps in the multiverse, from Hardric
 * A Valkitty, from Desendelle

Upon His Boardiversary

 * Some Festive Lembas, from Badger421
 * Exploding Snap the game, a box of chocolates, and a Dubious Box, from Ivy-M-Blue

From Santa Cipher

 * A self-playing Air Hockey Set

He was shipped once.

 * Mattfest - with Matt Cipher

Trivia

 * He has played the following characters in his High School's Drama productions:
 * Simon Stimson in Our Town
 * He would also like to state that Simon is the town drunk
 * Mr. Partridge, Nick in It's a Wonderful Life
 * He tends to utilize a Railgun against fellow boarders in the Discord chat.
 * Primarily against SkarmorySilver