Assassination Methods

There are many different ways to kill a Sue, ranging from the classical arrow to the chest, to the more creative method of pitting them against another Sue with a similar description. This is an incomplete list of those methods.

Discworld

 * Elves - employed by Agents Jay and Acacia for removal of Arwen-replacing Sue.

Fullmetal Alchemist

 * Bullet to the head - employed by Agents Salix and Tan. The unlucky victim...I mean, deserving Sue was named Ria.

Harry Potter

 * Flesh-Eating Slugs - employed by Agents Laburnum and Foxglove against a Blaise Zabini-replacing Sue.


 * Incendio - employed by Agents Laburnum and Foxglove against Ariana Alexis Azivedo.


 * Whomping Willow - employed by Agents Jay and Acacia to remove a Sue named Serenity.


 * Long Way Down - Agents July and Library portalled Lily Evans' American Half Sister Sue to the Forbidden Forest. Or, to be more precise, a few hundred feet over the Forbidden Forest. With no broom.

Lord of The Rings

 * Balrog - employed by Agents Jay and Acacia to kill Anirana and Hanae.


 * Miss Cam and the Elves In Black - of OFUM, employed by Agents Jay and Acacia to deal with Andromielle Zinnia.


 * Orcs - employed by Agents Jay and Acacia to dispose of Phoenix.


 * The Watcher in the Water - employed by Agents Jay and Acacia to dispose of Laurel.

Mossflower

 * Adder triplets - employed by Agents Laburnum and Foxglove against Kurda Sue.


 * Salamandastron in its active period - employed by Agents Laburnum and Foxglove to dispose of Cregga Sue and Bladestripe.


 * Skrabblag - employed by Agents Laburnum and Foxglove against Mariel Sue.


 * Teeth of the Deeps - employed by Agents Naomi and Drake to dispose of Fernflower.

Miscellaneous Other

 * Redneck Trees - of Randal K Milholland's webcomic "Something Positive", employed by Agents Laburnum and Foxglove (Stormsong and Skyfire were present, but deny all responsibility) to kill two bit-characters from a Redwall fic, by the names of Raketooth and Crabclaw.


 * The Jaunt - from a Stephen King short story, used by Agents Laburnum and Foxglove to remove a Lisa Simpson-replacing Sue.


 * "Trampled to death by a rabid Led Zeppelin audience" - employed by Agent Trojanhorse to dispose of Kasia and Elleelen.