Iza

Agent Iza is an inexperienced agent recruited from a Star Trek bad slash fanfic. She is in the process of learning to be a proper Mary-Sue assassin. Her partner is Agent Sedri.

She is written by (Not-Agent) Sedri

Appearance
Toothpick thin and rather pale, Iza could be rather lovely if she ever put any effort into her appearance. She has very long, stringy black hair and pale eyes, and the natural Bajoran ridges on the bridge of her nose.

Personality
Newly recruited from the poorly-written fanfic of her birth, Iza is in the process of discovering her own personality. Coming from a graphic slash fanfic, she is unable to understand the concept of modesty and can therefore be embarassingly frank. Having been written as a bit character, she has no concept of leadership or standing up to a more dominant force.

Perky and exhaustingly energetic, Iza can be extremely childish, but randomly has moments of total calm or depressing fatalism. When dealing with slash or smut, she can be remarkably professional, but has recently discovered that blood and death leave her quite ill.

She retains an excellent sense of Narrative, particularly the Laws of Narrative Comedy, and an unshakeable belief that any emotional or psychological problems can be cured by bashing people around the head with heavy books. Her monitors from the Department of Fictional Psychology consider this to be an excellent example of fitting in with society.

History
Iza was recrutied from an R-rated slashfic in which she was written to be the Matchmaker!Sue's sidekick. She completed three bad slash missions with her rescuers before being sent to aid Agent Sedri with a Trekverse badfic involving both bad slash and a Gary Stu.

Upon completion of the mission, having foolishly declared a desire to help kill Sues, she found herself permanently assigned to Sedri as an assassin-in-training.

Shortly afterwards, both partners helped to defend Medical during the 2008 Mary Sue Invasion.

As of July, 2008, Iza has made next to no progress in actually killing her targets.

July, 2008: Iza and Sedri assisted Agent Lunac (and a good number of other agents) in dealing with a Narnian Goddess-Sue(part two).

Mission Logs
All mission logs for Sedri and Iza can be found here.

Mission #01 - Tom Paris is NOT a Wimp (Part One), Part Two

Mission #02 - The End of Hope

Mission #03 - Menage A Trois (Temporarily partnerted with Agent Veridian Green.)