The Dark Elf

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Solaris was a Lord of the Rings Mary Sue killed by Agents Jay and Acacia.

Character History
Solaris was a "Dark Elf," but not because her ancestors had never seen the Two Trees, but because she was a fighter and the Suethor had made the Elves ZOMGTEHMYSOGYNISTS!!!11!!!one!!!1 She fell in love with Boromir, and joined the Fellowship.

When the food ran out in Moria, she breastfed the Fellowship. The fic was posted in the days before Bleeprin, which is why Agent Tourmaline, the Intelligence Agent who investigated the fic, had osteoporosis six years later.

Character Demise
Jay and Acacia intervened at that moment. They gave her over to the Kudzu. It is not known what became of her, but it is likely that she died.

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 * The Dark Elf