User:Paddlebrains

Paddlebrains is a grammar, punctuation and spelling Nazi, a Britpicker of the first order, and tends to take 'beta-reading' to the extreme of 'copy-editing'. She writes for the Agent character Paddlebrains of the Department of Bad Slash, and also for Oscar of the Division of Mpreg, Stevius of the Department of Character Protective Services, and User:Sedri's Iza, also of Mpreg. She is the Board's resident alcoholic, and shares a brain with Trojie, with whom she has been writing since Christmas 2004.

Paddlebrains is happy to betaread anything thrown at her; she will, however, give it style-beta as well as SPaG-beta, and pulls no punches in her criticism if things aren't working. She also can't beta to a high standard when drunk or hungover (ie six days out of seven). Caution and thick skin are therefore advised.