Sue Colour Spectrum

The Sue Colour Spectrum consists of colours which are impossible1 in the normal world, but common amongst Sues.

=The Sue Colours=

Glose
Glose is a sort of golden rose. This colour is common in Suvian-influenced sunsets.

Rolky-Mose
Rolky-mose is a vision-blurring creamy pink colour that makes all around it seem paler and fuzzier in comparison. It is a common skin colour for Sues and canon characters gettin' it on with Sues, where is is usually described as 'milky rose'.

Urple
Urple is in the Sue Colour Spectrum, and is one of the colours associated with badfic, especially Mary Sues. It's basically the ugliest possible mixture of pink and purple and is capable of blinding unsuspecting people. It's also a common Sue eye colour, particularly when combined with wilver.

Urple was first mentioned in Miss Cam's Official Fanfiction University of Middle-earth. In OFUM and other OFUs, urple is often used to torment unsuspecting students.

Wilver
Akin to urple, this unappealing colour was created at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy. It is described as the ugliest possible combination of white and silver.

=Real Life Sue Colours=

If you're especially masochistic or have been taken hostage by your Morbid Curiosity, you may see many of these Sue colours and more in the music video for ATC's I'm In Heaven. Glopsnerch and sunglasses are suggested before viewing.

1: The above video proves this wrong. Very wrong.