Squirrelking

''Hay man i liek ur storeis. u hav inspirt me 2 maek moar storeis. kthx'' - SuparSokar, reviewing FFVII: Story of Rain Strife.

This is why we can't have nice things. - Mikan Cyclone, reviewing Halo: Halos in Space 2: Aliens attack.

Squirrelking is a now-infamous French Canadian fanfiction writer on The Pit. Whether or not his works - mainly video game-based Stufics where the Stu is a sibling of the game's main protagonist - are sharp, biting satires of the way the uneducated masses who use The Pit write, or whether or not his works are just the scribblings of some emotionally-stunted 13-year-old who can't bother learning English the proper way, one thing is clear; squirrelking has become a minor internet phenomenon of sorts.

Brief History
Squirrelking started on The Pit on the 15th of May, 2006, a (presumably) young French Canadian boy who had "only been speaking english for not that long", using fanfics to help him learn the language. His fanfic debut was "HalfLife: Fulllife Consequences", a heart-wrenching tale of sibling loyalty in the dystopian setting of Half-Life, following John Freeman's cross-country race against time to save his brother from aliens, monsters and "zombie goasts".

After garnering a mixed reception, squirrelking released the sequel to Fulllife Consequences, "FullLife Consequences 2:WhatHasTobeDone", in which John, driven to grief by his brother's death, works to kill "the next boss". This was followed by similar works in other canons - the exploits of Jake Snake, Solid Snake's son, in "Metal Gear Solid: Fight of Metal Gears", and its sequel; the brave actions of supersoldier Joe Chief in "Halo: Halos in Space" and its sequel; and the tale of Cloud Strife's brother, Rain Strife, in "FFVII: Story of Rain Strife".

Squirrelking's works have divided many audiences, some praising squirrelking's talent at writing black comedy and his imaginative scenarios, others criticising him for his lack of experience writing in the English language and his concise storylines.

Life as an Internet Meme
Squirrelking's works have attained a cult following on the internet, with many internet users posting professional readings of Squirrelking's fanfics online. Among the most popular is Djy1991's "HalfLife: Fulllife Consequences" video, a faithful adaptation of Squirrelking's seminal fic.

Works

 * HalfLife: Fulllife Consequences
 * John Freeman who is Gordon Freemans brother has to do what has to be done and help Gordon Freemen defeat the enemys. T rated.
 * Halflife: FullLife Consequences 2:WhatHasTobeDone
 * John Freeman has to kill evil next boss and live up to fulllife consequences. T rated.
 * Metal Gear Solid: Fight of Metal Gears
 * Jake Snake who is Solid Snakes son has to fight metal gears now becaus Solid Snake is dead. T rated.
 * Metal Gear Solid: Fight of Metal Gears 2
 * Jake Snake sneeks in to the enemy base and finds old enemy of Solid Snake. T rated.
 * Halo: Halos in Space
 * Aliens are coming to Joe Chiefs ship and he has to leave and go to Halo army base quick. T rated.
 * FFVII: Story of Rain Strife
 * Rain Strife who is Cloud Strifes brother has to kill Sephiroth because Sephiroth is sending comets to hurt people. T rated.
 * Halo: Halos in Space 2: Aliens attack
 * Aliens shoot Joe Chief but Joe Chief is shooting back! T rated.