Bleeprin

Bleeprin, which was invented by Meir Brin and TZA, is a medication often used to soften the trauma of appalling badfic. It is made out of bleach, which gets rid of potentially scarring mental images, and aspirin, which deals with the headache. It comes in the form of a round white pill about the size of a chickpea (or large normal pea).

Hazards
Avian and were-bird agents cannot take it, as it wreaks havoc on their respiratory systems; most of them use Suebuprofen instead. Bleeprin must not be mixed with any Stuffs, as the ensuing explosion could take out a wall. It really shouldn't be mixed with anything alcoholic at all due to the explosive reaction between the two, though some agents with no particular attachment to their eyebrows have managed it (see PG2B2).

Most "alcoholic" Bleeprin-derived beverages, such as Bleepka, are actually made with non-alcoholic alcohol substitute. Despite this fact, many agents have suffered drunkeness and hangovers after embibing Bleeprin-derived beverages to excess. Some have speculated this is due to the power of the agent's personal beliefs; i.e., that they really, really wish to be drunk.

It is not known whether one can actually overdose on Bleeprin, but the most likely result of consuming too much would be extensive or total memory loss. When Thomas Greenwall consumed a large amount of Bleeprin over a short period of time, he experienced issues remembering basic information, names, and other things. The Medical Department was able to treat him and he (presumably) made a full recovery.

While many agents appear to be dependent on Bleeprin, they do not show the usual signs of drug addiction. The only effects of Bleeprin withdrawal appear to be the return of unpleasant memories and the completely justifiable irritability at being forced to suffer through them. If anyone IS truly addicted to Bleep-stuff, it is Agent Supernumerary, and even he can get along without it.

Bleeprin products
The following products are made from Bleeprin:


 * Bleepbeer : Beer made using Bleeprin instead of water.
 * Bleepesteem: A bluish liquid made from Bleeprin and Essence of Self-Esteem.
 * Bleepettes: Cigarettes containing Bleepto-Dismal-soaked shreds of cigarette paper, with or without tobacco.
 * Bleepka: A mixture of Bleeprin and faux vodka.
 * Various cocktails can be made using Bleepka including:
 * Big Bleepy
 * Bleep-On-The-Beach
 * Bleep-On-The-Rocks
 * Bleep Shot
 * Bleeptini (all sorts)
 * Flaming Balrog
 * Flaming Denethor
 * Mind Eraser
 * Sonic Screwdriver (Bleepka and orange juice)
 * Talking Misspelled Monkey
 * Who-Who
 * Bleepkass: A mixture of Bleeprin and kass, the latter being a tea-like beverage from the Firebird continuum.
 * Bleepolate: Bleeprin and chocolate. Invented by Boarder Artic Blade, for those who want their oblivion without the hangover.
 * NM&NMs: Bleepolate M&Ms that come in bleen, blello, urple, and wilver. These are created whenever someone types (nm) into the title line of a post containing n o m essage on the Board, because the Board adds the (nm) automatically anyway.
 * Bleeprum: Bleeprin mixed with rum. Invented by Agent Entropy. Common in the Pirates of the Caribbean continuum. Sometimes found as a filling in chocolates.
 * Bleepsinthe: Bleeprin mixed with faux absinthe. Use with caution. Comes in caffeinated variety, for overworked agents or those too afraid of badfic-induced nightmares to sleep.
 * Bleepto-Dismal: Diluted Bleeprin in liquid form.
 * Bleepulan Ale: Bleeprin mixed with Romulan Ale. Restricted to the Department of WhatThe and Agents coming from very bad fics indeed.
 * Bleepuvor: Bleeprin mixed with miruvor. Overdose simply gives a ten-second vision of Elrond Peredhil saying to read the label next time.
 * Bloffee: Bleeprin mixed with coffee.
 * Klatchian Bloffee: Bleeprin mixed with Klatchian coffee. Makes you knurd, but the bleach clears the memories of being drunk.
 * Blumble: Bleeprin mixed with Scumble. Caused hallucinations in the SO.
 * Pan Galactic Gargle Bleeprin Blaster: Bleeprin mixed with a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. Often abbreviated to PG2B2.