The Aviator

''"The Stu has a literal target on his ass! This is like the Holy Grail of Appropriately Ironic Assassinations! There's no way I'm gonna pass it up!" ''

Rina, full name Sabrina Elizabeth Dives, is an agent in the Department of Mary Sues. She used to hoard books in World One, and the jumbled mess of stories caused their natural plot holes to converge. Rina fell through the plot hole one morning and, after getting over the initial shock of finding herself in a secret organization's headquarters, immediately asked to join.

Oh, how naive she was.

She is written by Iximaz.

Appearance
Rina is probably best described as lanky, with hands and feet that seem a little too big for her body. She's slightly tall for her age (five foot seven) and is extremely nearsighted, but she wears contacts so she doesn't constantly bump into things. Her brown hair is kept short so she doesn't have to brush it, and is consequently extremely messy. She will often insist that her eyes are green, but everyone knows they're really hazel.

Her clothes are chosen for comfort and functionality before style. She always wears an old denim jacket that has deep pockets so she doesn't have to bother keeping track of a bag. After a particularly disastrous mission into Ranger's Apprentice that involved copious amounts of melted tree, Rina stole a new jacket from the TARDIS' wardrobe. Due to its origin, its pockets are bigger on the inside and she now stores a small library's worth of canon material (among other things) in its depths. The jacket's only decoration is the DMS flash patch on the right shoulder. Jeans in varying degrees of rattiness, black fandom t-shirts, and a pair of very battered Converse make up the rest of her usual outfit, and her crowbar is usually stuck in her belt.

Personality
While on a mission, Rina's most common moods are resigned, irritated, and snarky. Interestingly, even though she's a stickler for grammar, she is largely indifferent to your/you're, its/it's, and there/their/they're mistakes. Maybe it's because such errors are pretty much inevitable in the world of bad fanfiction; she'd go flamethrower-crazy within hours if she got upset over them&mdash;though that doesn't keep her from adding such mistakes to her charge lists. The one time she actually flew into a murderous rage was on her first mission; luckily, Randa was able to knock her out before she jeopardized the entire operation.

One of Rina's assets is her semi-eidetic memory, though it's usually more annoying than useful&mdash;it seems to only work concerning things she is genuinely passionate about and things she really Does Not Want. So, she knows her favorite canons better than the back of her hand (because seriously, hands are boring) and has to live with the memory of all the badfic she encounters. To add insult to injury, she's allergic to not only Bleeprin and its variations, but Suebuprofen as well. She just prays to any and all deities that she'll never have to tackle a Legendary Badfic; she read "My Immortal" on a dare and has been unable to erase the alarmingly high number of passages she inadvertently memorized.

March 2014

 * Falls into HQ. L-Space is suspect.
 * Recruits Randa.

November 2014

 * Takes down My Inner Life with Randa.

April 2015

 * Is partnered with Zeb

Mission Reports
Home: Response Center 3-Apple-14

Missions are listed in chronological order.

Partnered with Randa

 * 1) "Ordellya's Untimely End" (Harry Potter)
 * 2) "Lord Potter and the Barking Owl" (Harry Potter)
 * 3) "The Sue of Many Names" (Ranger's Apprentice)
 * 4) "A Stint Into WhatThe" (Harry Potter)
 * 5) "When Stus Stalk Sues" (Harry Potter)
 * 6) "Retribution" (Harry Potter)
 * 7) "My Inner Life" (Legend of Zelda)
 * 8) "Flamingos" (Interlude with Doc and Vania Tolluk)
 * 9) Co-write with World-Jumper (in-progress)
 * 10) "Supptertime Stories" (Interlude with Falchion and Rayner Blitzkrieg)
 * 11) Co-write with SkarmorySilver (in-progress)

Partnered with Zeb

 * 1) "Zeb" (Interlude)
 * 2) "He Was Practically Asking For It" (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)
 * 3) "Back Into WhatThe (Harry Potter)

Notable Missions

 * "My Inner Life"   ( Legend of Zelda )- Partnered with Randa