Isaiah

Agent Isaiah likes legends and heroic characters, but detests Sueroics with a fiery passion. He loathes bad slash, not that this has stopped the Uncommon Comma from assigning those missions. He prefers to write charges on a scroll with a quill pen, favors a grapnel hook in battle, and lusts after many fictional women, though he would rather die than admit it. Isaiah is short and wiry, with strawberry blond hair, brown eyes, and an increasing amount of freckles due to the Caribbean sun. He has a mini-Balrog by the name of Gordor. His flash patch glows in the dark for reasons unknown to him. He is currently seeing Agent Quen, the PPC Secretary in the Department of Personnel.

History
Agent Isaiah was recruited to the Department of Mary Sues, Pirates of the Caribbean Division, just when the fanfic from the first movie was beginning to reach the 500-story mark on Fanfiction.net. (The number has since climbed near 15,000.) Shortly into his PPCing career, he was accidentally pulled into Agent Mara's mission, after which the Department of Technical Errors was formed.

Missions
Isaiah's assassinations can be found here: An abbreviated list can be found at Miss Cam's site:


 * "Piratates" of the Caribbean: When Stories Run Amok (alternate link) (Pirates of the Caribbean), with Rosie Cotton Bomull

Partnered with Mara

 * The Most Beautiful Women (alternate link) (Pirates of the Caribbean)
 * Imposter (alternate link) (Pirates of the Caribbean), with Quen
 * Part 1 and Part 2 of Shay Leigh Turner(alternate link)(Pirates of the Caribbean)
 * Your Unhappy Elladan (alternate link) (Lord of the Rings)
 * A Visit to OFUCI (alternate link) (Pirates of the Caribbean)
 * The Sue Smiting Ceremony (alternate link) (Pirates of the Caribbean)
 * Mary Sue's Mind Control (alternate link) (Lord of the Rings)
 * All About You (alternate link) (Pirates of the Caribbean)
 * Oppartunnity Knocks(Interlude involving Thursday Next), with Quen
 * Sweet Sampetra(Redwall)
 * The Monkeys of Doom(Pirates of the Caribbean), with Quen and trainee Tiranel
 * Mara-thon(Pirates of the Caribbean)
 * Skylar James(Pirates of the Caribbean)
 * Caribbean Ding-Dong(Pirates of the Caribbean)
 * Unpaid in Full(Pirates of the Caribbean)