Sedri

Agent Sedri is a Mary-Sue assassin with an overstuffed RC and a low tolerance for slash. Until recently, she was partnered with Agent Iza.

She is written by (Not-Agent) Sedri

Appearance
Sedri is a woman of average height and a rather stocky build, with frizzy brown hair, a round face and blue eyes. When she smiles (if she ever does), she is reasonably pretty.

Personality
Sedri is a Luster in Denial who likes to think she’s matured beyond such things, but still gazes longingly at a few select characters when she thinks no one’s looking. She has a cold hatred for all Mary-Sues, and can be outright cruel to targets that, in her words, "really deserve it." She has little experience with slash and extremely low tolerance for highly graphic slashfics; though she has nothing against it in theory, actually seeing it is another matter.

During less stressful times, she is more likely to laugh than scream or cry at misspelling manifestations, though this can be somewhat maniacal. She is a collector and has spent years filling her RC with books, tools, souveniers, weapons and a variety of knick-knacks. Though somewhat tactless, Sedri is self-confidant, responsible and briskly capable of any task she is assigned to.

Sedri is determined to get herself a Bag. She also owns the only known Capillary Towel, which is regularly put to good use.

History
At the age of fourteen, still living in the Real World, Sedri discovered internet fanfiction. Delighted, like so many others before her, she immediately began to write. But, being exceptionally shy and terrified of imperfections, she never actually posted anything despite amassing a number of pseudonames. Looking back on her dreadful work less than a year later, this was a great relief.

Sedri spent the next few years reading fanfiction from a large number of fandoms, becoming wiser and more critical, eventually stumbling across the PPC. She volunteered immediately and joined the Department of Mary-Sues, assisting with the overflow of missions for the more popular fantasy fandoms - Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter and Pirates of the Caribbean. After Neil Gaiman's Stardust was released as a film, she fell in love with that fandom and, at present, appears to be the only agent undertaking Stardust missions.

In 2008, Sedri's partner was transferred to the Department of Geographical Aberrations. Shortly afterwards she was assigned to deal with a Trekverse badfic involving both bad slash and a Gary Stu, and assisted by newly-recruited Bad Slash Agent Iza. Once the mission was complete, the Sunflower Official assigned them to be permanent partners, instructing Sedri to turn the weak-stomached Iza into a proper assassin.

Shortly afterwards, both partners helped to defend Medical during the 2008 Mary Sue Invasion.

July, 2008: Sedri and Iza assisted Agent Lunac (and a good number of other agents) in dealing with a Narnian Goddess-Sue(part two).

January, 2009: Agent Iza was reassigned, and Sedri was temporarily left without a partner.

Mission Logs
All mission logs for Sedri can be found here.


 * Tom Paris is NOT a Wimp (Part One), Part Two: Agents Sedri and Iza are sent into a Star Trek: Voyager bad slash Stu-fic. Behold the terrible mischaracterisation and astoundingly low level of technology. Excessive consumption of Bleeprin is advised.


 * The End of Hope: Agents Sedri and Iza deal with a pathetic Mary Sue claiming to be Yvaine and Tristan's daughter.


 * The Vampire King of Narnia: Sedri and Iza take on a Narnia/Twilight/The O.C. crossover, in which Peter Pevensie is turned into a vampire by a Mary-Sue.


 * Worth Loathing: Agents Sedri and Trojie take on a Wicked badfic involving rape, abuse, more rape, more abuse, bad language, illogic, violence, gore, and a lot of OOCness.