Assassin



An assassin is someone whose job it is to kill people. In the PPC, when one refers to an Assassin, they likely mean an agent in the Department of Mary Sues, as they are the ones who do the majority of kills that the PPC can claim.

Keep in mind that an assassination is not a murder in this context, but the creative removal of a Mary Sue from a reality in which she has no place. Mary Sues are not real people, thus they cannot be murdered.

Known Assassins
The PPC has a high turnover rate, and the DMS even moreso. However, these Assassins have distinguished themselves enough to be known to the general population.


 * Jay Thorntree and Acacia Byrd (RC F) are, of course, the most famousest of hobbits Assassins.
 * Suicide, Diocletian, and Ithalond (RC #2771a) are well known for being something of a PPC lust object in Suicide's case, and in Ithalond's case for being recruited from C*l*br**n. Dio is known for having suffered and/or faked Bursar's Disease and gotten away with it.
 * Laburnum and Foxglove (RC #88) are known for their high squick tolerance, and also for PPCing the greater part of That Series.