Edgar Sullivan

''“Agent Edgar Sullivan. You can call me Eddie, if you like. No, I am not a T.V. show host. No, I do not compose opera music. No, I am neither American nor British. Nice to meet you.” &mdash;Edgar, in introduction''

Edgar is a DIC agent. He is currently partnered with Agen____t, although he has a tendency to get dragged into missions with Brenda, Charlie, and Dawn. He is written by DawnFire, although he is usually unaware of that fact.

Minis/Pets
Edgar has been adopted by a mini-Balrog named Neinor and a mini-Luggage named Carrrot. Carrrot is a mini with an occasionally strong sense of justice, and would be seen to find no point in overly complicated human relations if it were able to talk. Neinor has a tendency to be sad and forgetful, and often wanders around the RC trying to find things. (Carrrot's tendency to swallow non-edible objects doesn't help, even though it does usually return them&mdash;eventually.)

Edgar's Tech
“My equipment likes Monty Python.” &mdash;Edgar

“Why is all of my equipment under the impression that it has a sense of humor?” &mdash;also Edgar

Edgar's tech is...somewhat unique. It borders on sentient&mdash;alright, it probably is sentient, or one or two steps away from sentience&mdash;and tends to show that near-sentience in quotes and references to various canons and fandoms. Whether or not Edgar is partially to blame for this (the other half falling on DoSAT) is a debate for another day.

The CAD
''[Brave Sir Robin ran away!] something shrilled uneasily from somewhere under Carrrot’s lid. [Bravely ran away! Flesh wound! Get me a shrubbery! It’s only a model! Help!] &mdash;from mission "'Blade', or 'I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.'"''

Edgar's CAD loves to quote Monty Python, and has a temper, as illustrated in the mission above. It shrills words instead of [BEEP!]s, and quotes Monty Python at every opportunity. It also has a love-hate relationship with Carrrot the mini-Luggage; Carrrot does have an alarming tendency to swallow things for weeks at a time, and the CAD doesn't want to be next.

The Console
''[ALBATROSS! GREAT BIG BLOODY SEABIRD! ALBATROSS! AIN’T GOT CHOC-ICES! SOMEBODY COME LOOK AT THE ALBATROSS! GET IT WHILE IT’S FRESH! ALBATROSS!] &mdash;the console, upon receiving a particularly senseless mission''

RC Pie's console has a tendency to alternate its [BEEEEP!]s with Monty Python quotes, usually when it's bored or has received mission assignments of the less-than-good type. Edgar generally responds with Monty Python-themed threats, which generally work. Agen____t usually threatens to shoot it without Edgar's interference, which also has a high success rate, although it does make the console rather edgy.

The D.O.R.K.S.
While Edgar's D.O.R.K.S. is not at all as vocal or as Monty Python-obsessed as the CAD and the console, it has its own brand of humor. This humor manifests itself in, well, the shapes the D.O.R.K.S. manifests itself in. For instance, in a mission where it was brought in to fix cat-disguises gone wrong, it turned into a cat figurine. In addition, it likes to reference just about every canon it's ever been exposed to&mdash;for instance, a light-saber for Star Wars, or a dead parrot for Monty Python, or a mockingjay pin for The Hunger Games. It often matches forms to missions, but not always.

As a Guest Star

 * 'Blade', or "I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry." (April Fool's Day version of the mission for "Blade")
 * Agents Brenda Loringham and Charlie Shoe try their best not to kill each other while battling equipment failures and Laiqualassiel, the half-Elf, half-nymph healer of Middle-earth.
 * (Featuring cameos by agents Edgar and Dawn, over 3,000 words of silliness, and the story that wouldn’t end.)