Elemental Crystals

"Elemental Crystals" is a mission undertaken by Agents Jay and Acacia as part of the Original Series.

Synopsis
Jay and Acacia are assigned a mission against two Tolkienverse Sues, Elvira Flameheart Magiseer (formerly Elvira Rainsong) and Silavren. Disguised as a Sue-created uncanonical species of dragons, the agents observe that the Sues have invented an uncanonical order of "Fates", created five uncanonical "Elemental Crystals" for an inexplicably revived Sauron to covet, possess the uncanonical ability to shapeshift into any animal including dragons, and have created morally good dragons. Furthermore, the Sues both exhibit hostile, straw feminist behavior: Silavren threatens her father, an inexplicably sexist Aragorn, with suicide for not letting her get involved in senseless violence, whereas Elvira is tyrannical and freely uses her powers to assault people who don't completely defer to her.

After observing the Sues exposit more nonsensical worldbuilding, the agents portal the Sues into Glaurung's lair to be roasted. While Acacia goes to recruit the OC dragon Garet, Jay, realizing they have violated protocol by killing Sues before charging, charges them posthumously.