Legolas by laura

Officially titled "legolas", this fic became inextricably linked to its author and soon became better known as "legolas by laura". Sporked by Agents Dafydd Illian and Selene Windflower.

"Story"
The story begins with OOC Legolas riding along the woods and finding a baby "whaped" in "colth". Thanks to Suvian influence, he picks her up, names her "laura", and goes to his house to show her to his father and mother(who shoudn't exsist, as Thranduil is a bachelor in The Hobbit and LOTR). Thanks to more Suvian Influence, they adopt her.

Ten years later, the little slut asks OOC Legolas to teach her how to ride a horse, and he agrees. Soon after, OOC Aragorn and OOC Gandalf visit Mirkwood. Despite it being ten years since OOC Legolas adopted that little Sue, they don't know about laura. Even worse, Terribly OOC Sauron plans to kidnap her for no reason at all.

OOC Legolas and that young whore "horseride" through the forest and meet OOC Aragorn and OOC Gandalf. OOC Legolas introduces the little slut to them. Later, they go back to OOC Legola's "castle". OOC Legolas asks OOC Aragorn and OOC Gandalf if they can stay. They say yes.