Elemental Crystals

Elvira Flameheart Magiseer, AKA Elvira Rainsong, was a Mary Sue slain by Agents Jay and Acacia. She appeared in a Lord of the Rings badfic.

Character History
Elvira, the Magiseer, was "the most powerful sorcerer in the whole of Middle-Earth, the Ruler of all Magical Peoples of Middle-Earth, the Chosen of the Fates." In other words, a blatant godplayer. She was an elf who took the form of a red and black dragon, and was fond of using magic to smack around anyone who didn't bow to her will. She was responsible for trying to send the Fellowship on a quest to try to collect the "Elemental Crystals" to defeat the "Heir of Sauron."

Charges
Elvira and Silavren were (posthumously) charged with "being psycho-feminists, with being Mary Sues of the nth degree, of shape-changing gratuitously, of detaining two right and noble beings in Middle-earth, and of banging one of the aforesaid right and noble beings about like a ragdoll. Actually, that last just applies to YOU, Elvira, as well as being a godplayer, making up fates, making up a title, being a tyrant, being an all-around bitch, upstaging the canon characters, making up a sweet and gentle race of dragons, and generally screwing over canon."

Character Demise
Jay and Acacia portaled Elvira to the lair of Glaurung, where she was promptly roasted.

Mission Report

 * "Elemental Crystals," Agents Jay and Acacia (DMS)