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Welcome
''Welcome to the PPC Wiki, $4. Since you have edited the page on $1 and have created an account here, it seems you intend to stay. To stay in Headquarters, you should read this and this if you have not already, before you continue on and encounter the Marquis-- he does not dispense mercy and he is less tolerant of fools than I.

''If you have not introduced yourself to your 'fellows', you should read this as well as this if you have any questions as to their behaviors before you do join them. Any incidents you cause there will not have any assistance from Captain Black and the DIA or Captain Dandy and the DES; please adhere to the aforementioned Constitution, as the results when the Board's inhabitants are irritated do not bode well for anyone. Consider yourself warned. Now if you will excuse me, I have troublesome Agents to attend to.''

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