What Might Have Been

"What Might Have Been" is a The Lord of the Rings mission by Agents Jay and Acacia.

Character History
Hanae was a Hobbit in Middle-earth who stole Sam's part at the Council of Elrond, joined the Fellowship, gave Frodo mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, became an expert archer in an hour, and sang "May It Be" (badly) for no apparent reason.

Charges
Hanae was charged with "disrupting the canon by joining the Fellowship, interfering with the characters of just about everybody, massacring the English language, stealing Sam's lines, changing the title of Bilbo's book, and being a Mary Sue ... and being the elf-chippy's friend."

Character Demise
The agents grabbed Hanae during the battle with the cave troll and dumped her into the chasm with the Balrog.

Character History
Anirana was the uncanonical daughter of Elrond who joined the Fellowship and forced Legolas to sing love songs to her.

Charges
Anirana was charged with "MUCKING with everyone's characters—disrupting the canon—slapping down Boromir when he was making a good point—massacring the Elvish language—massacring the English language—and being friends with Hanae. ... And guess what, chippy? Elrond has ONE daughter."

Character Demise
The agents grabbed Anirana during the battle with the cave troll and dumped her into the chasm with the Balrog.