Twu Wuv

Twu Wuv is True Love, but not really. Since, you know, it actually isn't. The phrase originates from the speech of the priest in the movie version of The Princess Bride, which was a story all about True Love.

The phrase is often used to poorly conceal disdain of fangirls who will readily proclaim any relatively cute or even angsty-seeming canon characters as their one true love, often in babytalk or chatspeak.