Bleeprin

Bleeprin, which was invented by Meir Brin and TZA, is a medication often used to soften the trauma of appalling badfic. It is made out of bleach, which gets rid of potentially scarring mental images, and aspirin, which deals with the headache. It comes in the form of a round white pill.

Hazards
Avian and were-bird Agents cannot take it, as it wreaks havoc on their respiratory systems; most of them use Suebuprofen instead. Bleeprin must not be mixed with any Stuffs, as the ensuing explosion could take out a wall. It really shouldn't be mixed with anything alcoholic at all due to the explosive reaction between the two, though some Agents with no particular attachment to their eyebrows have managed it (see PG2B2). Most "alcoholic" Bleeprin-derived beverages, such as Bleepka, are actually made with non-alcoholic alcohol substitute.

It is not known whether one can actually overdose on bleeprin, but the most likely result of consuming too much would be extensive or total memory loss.

Bleeprin products
The following products are made from Bleeprin:


 * Bleepesteem: A bluish liquid made from Bleeprin and Essence of Self-Esteem.
 * Bleepka: A mixture of Bleeprin and vodka.
 * Various cocktails can be made using Bleepka including:
 * Bleeptini (all sorts)
 * Big Bleepy
 * Mind Eraser
 * Bleep Shot
 * Talking Misspelled Monkey
 * Flaming Balrog
 * Sonic Screwdriver (Bleepka and orange juice)
 * Bleep-On-The-Beach
 * Bleep-On-The-Rocks
 * Who-Who
 * Bleepkass: A mixture of Bleeprin and kass, the latter being a tea-like beverage from the Firebird continuum.
 * Bleepolate: Bleeprin and chocolate. Invented by Boarder Artic Blade, for those who want their oblivion without the hangover.
 * Bleeprum: Bleeprin mixed with rum. Invented by Agent Entropy. Common in the Pirates of the Caribbean continuum. Sometimes found as a filling in chocolates.
 * Bleepsinthe: Bleeprin mixed with faux absinthe. Use with caution.
 * Bleepto-Dismal: Diluted Bleeprin.
 * Bleepulan Ale: Bleeprin mixed with Romulan Ale. Restricted to the Department of WTF and Agents coming from very bad fics indeed.
 * Bleepuvor: Bleeprin mixed with miruvor. Overdose simply gives a ten-second vision of Elrond Peredhil saying to read the label next time.
 * Bloffee: Bleeprin mixed with coffee.
 * Klatchan Bloffee: Bleeprin mixed with Klatchan coffee. Makes you Knurd, but the bleach clears the memories of being drunk.
 * Blumble: Bleeprin mixed with Scumble. Caused hallucinations in the SO.
 * nm&nms: Bleepolate M&Ms that come in bleen, blello, urple, and wilver.
 * Pan Galactic Gargle Bleeprin Blaster: Bleeprin mixed with a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. Often abbreviated to PG2B2.
 * Bleepettes: Cigarettes containing Bleepto-Dismol-soaked shreds of cigarette paper, with or without tobacco.