User:DirtyCommie

Dirty Lies about DirtyCommie
If the answers are anything but no, no, and yes, feel free to tell him he's being an ass.
 * Contributor to numerous Wikis, including the PPC Wiki
 * Is also a contributor to the PPC, under the name of WarriorJoe
 * Is not really a communist
 * Is also not really dirty
 * Enjoys rock'n'roll, disco, techno, and ska music (which may be a war crime under the latest Geneva Convention). Thinks rap is God punishing mankind for something.
 * Channer extraordinaire
 * Writer with a love of backstory and a catalog of varyingly self-inserty characters stretching back across the Internet.
 * Willing beta-reader, if you have such a need.
 * Follows a simple three tenets when commenting:
 * Am I flaming?
 * Am I bitching?
 * Am I contributing?
 * If revealed to be acting like an ass, will most likely apologize overly profusely.
 * Tends to have his muse get away from him when he's writing, resulting in massive amounts of text; usually, the size increases as the length of writing time increases. Requests that people spot him on this and assist in trimming down the text.

Agents

 * Fritz, Department of Floaters
 * Silas, Department of Floaters
 * Narc, Department of Sufficiently Advanced Technology
 * James, Department of Sufficiently Advanced Technology
 * Narain, Department of Intelligence
 * Unnamed recruit, uncertain department

Not-So-Important Facts

 * Age: 19
 * Birthday: May 6
 * Name on The Board: WarriorJoe
 * Name on LiveJournal: warrior_joe
 * Three "Best" Canons: Digimon, Pokemon, and Avatar.
 * Favorite Writer: Clive Cussler
 * Three Favorite Movies (in order): Clue, Wall-E, The Princess Bride
 * Three Favorite Movies of Favorite Genre: War movies; Tora! Tora! Tora!, Midway, The Longest Day
 * Hobby: Collecting and sorting fanart, primarily culled from 4chan but with some candidates from Deviantart and elsewhere. Collection currently numbers at over a thousand images, and growing.
 * Favorite Currently-Running TV Series: Doctor Who
 * Favorite TV Series Ever: The World At War

Contact Info
If you need to get ahold of me, shoot an e-mail to novakrazny@gmail.com. Any message sent to that address can be expected to be replied to within 24 hours.