Despatch Kit

A Despatch kit is a set of gear used mainly in Despatch, from whence comes its name, and the Department of Implausible Crossovers. The standard kit includes the following:

Technological items:
 * Anachronism Detector/Decontaminator
 * Anachronistic Biochemical Substance Eliminator/Whatsit
 * CAD, Heavy-duty
 * Memory Implant Device
 * Neuralyzer
 * Reality Checker
 * Universal Translator

Non-technological items:
 * Ipecac syrup: To induce vomiting. NOTE: Use ONLY if the Whatsit doesn't have a character's particular metabolism in its databank.
 * Knock-out drops: To knock out the author long enough to return the characters to what they should be doing.
 * Mace: If the author is a Mary Sue/Marty Sam of a most blatant type, they may wind up warping things enough that the characters try to defend them against their removal. Mace can't hurt them, but it will knock them out.
 * Senna pods: To hurry uncanonical food through a character's system. NOTE: Use ONLY if the Whatsit doesn't have a character's particular metabolism in its databank.