Paddlebrains

Paddlebrains first registered on the PPC radar when drawing the attention of the Department of Bad Slash to a Real Person Slash travesty involving a third-wave emo band in a very compromising situation (read it here  - LiveJournal may not let you read it if you are underage, in which case, log out and try again. Please only do this if you are over, say, 16, and squick-resistant). In revenge for this atrocity, Paddlebrains was dragged forcibly into the largest single exorcism/assassination ever undertaken by the DBS - that of the Land Before Time (see Land Before Time: Littlefoot x Cera). She subsequently latched onto Agent Trojanhorse, and is currently turning a corner of RC# 45 into an ashtray while being subjected to Legendary Badfic. She has flashbacks to C*l*br*an at inappropriate moments, and an incurably filthy mind. She suffers from a beard fetish, thanks to overexposure to Commander Riker in her youth.

Paddlebrains is a Potterverse Animagus, and technically the warped, female reincarnation of Sirius Black, as the result of some very odd online RPing during which 'Padfoot' became 'Paddlebrains'. She can turn into a large, scruffy, smelly, dribbly black dog at will. Because the roleplay was heavily biased towards Sirus/Remus Lupin slash, Paddlebrains has a werewolf fixation.

She is known to have filched boots and other footwear from Discworld canon characters.