User:Caddy-shack

''First heard of the PPC while on an extremely strange internet tangent. The quest consisted of 'Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes', the Caramelldansen phenomenon, The Lucky Star anime, Lucky Star fanfiction ( the only logical next step to watching a show), a vague reference to The Anti-cliche and Mary Sue elimination Society, and finally a jaunt into the depths of TvTropes.''

''After such a journey he was intrigued and naturally began combing the wiki for as much information as possible before introducing himself. He is currently struggling with his massive problems with procrastination to get a viable writing sample together.''

About Me
Caddy-shack enjoys reading in general, though Humour, Horror, Sci-fi, and Romance are his favorites. He lives in a small town where the only form of self entertainment is jumping off the bridge in the middle of town.

He can be found listening to music almost constantly, and thus is not picky. His favorites are J-Pop, Rock, and most songs the 70's -90's. He has been known to execute capitol punishment on those who say negative things about Space Odyssey or Another Brick In The Wall. The reason for these two songs in particular is asecret he refuses to tell.

Has low tolerance to chocolate and most non liquid sugar (which hurt his teeth greatly) and usually just drinks caffeinated things. This has led to a Pepsi addiction. He hopes to adapt his body to naturally produce caffene, results are pending.

He is a huge gamer, enjoying most genres, except racing, to which he can only stand Mario Kart. He likes to play RTS's, yet is unable to hotkey efficiently and usually loses. He makes up for this with Turn based strategy games, mainly Sid Meiers Alpha Centauri, having conquered/eradicated it many times. Believes he had a past life in 'Nam, though this is most likely cause by playing Conflict: Vietnam for 3 days straight while hyped on caffene. Mentioning of 'charlies' and 'trees' in the same sentance is to be avoided around him.

He has trouble accepting most WW2 shooter based games, due having a 98% average in 2 of his history classes. Argues against the logic of the entire game, and usually just Riffs while others play. Though he enjoys Brothers in Arms, stating 'You get to command a squad, you know....LIKE AN ACTUAL OFFICER!". This usually degrades rapidly into a rant on how the war wasen't won by one man. A rebuttel of 'No, it was one by a bunch of respawning guys" is a Bad Idea.

He first discovered fanfiction at 14, and was slowly drawn in. He was lucky enough to not have seen hardly any badfics until he was hazed with My Immortal in 11th grade. Was hazed with Cloud Mows The Lawn (dramatic reading) the month afterward. This was only made worse because of a bet he made to watch a certain video when he actually trusted most of humanity. Was hit with Agony in Pink (original version) late in the 12th grade, the trauma of which has left him with a sadistic side. He has some minor memory issues remembering small things (though a great number of them) which may lead to him being called absent minded. He prefers to blame all the badfics.

Has a memory key he named Shoggi (short for Shoggoth) where he stores many ideas for OC's and other characters. The last count put's it at 132. Most are stored in the Gorzam Prison file, for being a Sue, or being an insane DnD character.

Likes the idea of people getting sucked into other continuums, but is heavily dissapointed by garbage it mostly is. Believes that the 'little things' and 'small details' and make of break anything.

Struggles constantly with procrastination issues. His other major weakness is his high suseptability to Ship Tease. Being a shipper at heart, he can't stop himself from forming pairring ideas.

My Favorite Pages

 * http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Assassination_Methods