Alex Warren

Alex Warren is a newly recruited Agent in the Department of Floaters. He is based in RC-421 with Mandalorian Agent Drental Parjir.

Appearance
Alex Warren has hazel eyes and dark auburn hair, and is slightly taller than average for his age. Unlike many field Agents, Alex is somewhat less than physically impressive, and has trouble holding, yet alone, wielding some of the heavier weapons available to the Agents. Like his World 1 counterpart and writer, Alex originally was nearsighted, and required glasses. However, the body provided for him at the Star Wars Official Fanfiction University did not have this problem, and it was this body that he would take into the PPC.

History
Alex Warren is from World 1.2, a world very similar but not identical to the true World 1. The main differences are that the dodo never went extinct, George Bush was strangled by an orangutan on the Christmas Eve of his last year in office, and Yahoo was taken over by Google in 2007. As a result, it is all but impossible to tell him apart from a World 1 Prime Agent, and he is unlikely to mention it unless asked. Alex had written several average Star Wars and Haloverse fics before the incident which resulted in his enrollment in the Star Wars Official Fanfiction University.

Due to a combination of late-night chatting, too many Cokes, and an overwhelming sense of boredom, Alex wrote a truly horrible troll fic called " Tribbles on a Shuttle", which involved a Stued version of one of his regular characters, an underpowered Luke Skywalker, and a few thousand murderous Tribbles. The University personnel were not amused, and Alex was forcibly entered in the Wars OFU. Countless lectures, an inter-student "Clone War" over the size of the titular Grand Army, and repeated mini-Rancor attacks later, he graduated from the University.

Near the end of his time at the Academy, Alex would become interested in the PPC, as he had read several of their mission logs on the Internet and had been very surprised when the recruiters had mentioned it in passing. He would join the PPC soon afterward, but somehow acquired the belief that prospective Agents were supposed to read through three Badfics. He started to do this on graduation day, and managed to finish That Series and Dracro's Christmas Cuppa more or less unharmed. Unfortunately, he had a mental breakdown half a page into Celebrian, resulting in his doing a brief but very accurate imitation of a flamethrower-crazy agent.

A stun blast and a bottle of Bleeprin later, Alex recovered enough of his sanity to be admitted into the PPC, and left the Star Wars Official Fanfiction University behind him for good. A quick audience with the Marquis de Sod later, he headed to Response Center 421 and his new partner. Said partner was none too pleased with his combat skills, and was planning to complain to the Marquis when a mission came through. Alex followed the lead of his new partner, Drental Parjir, as the fic progressed, and managed to take down the story's titular Sue, Qui Gon's uncanon ChosenOne!Sue daughter. The next mission, which was dumped on the pair within seconds of their completion of the first, involved the uncanon wife of General Grievous. Both Agents briefly went mad during the fic's PPCing, and their mental states weren't helped by a summons to the Hyacinth upon their return.

The Agents went through three more missions over the next few weeks, one of which was a Hitchhikers 'verse fic. Alex retrieved a sofa from that fic, much to Drental's disgust, and acquired items such as psychic paper from the General Store during this time.

Alex and Drental's were then assigned to their sixth mission: to kill "General Stella Clawe", the uncanon second in command and (like their second fic) wife of General Grievous. She resisted termination, but was portalled into the centre of a star and seemingly killed instantly.

Seconds after Alex and Drental returned to HQ, they were affected by Drake's malfuctioning CAD and stayed in their RC for most of the duration of the crisis.

Character
Alex is quite talkative, especially on subjects of especial interest to him such as Star Wars.