Fountain of Bleepka

Bleepka is a Bleeprin derivative, consisting of Bleeprin mixed with vodka substitute. When an Agent has been on a particularly grotesque mission, he or she would often like nothing more than to swim in the Fountain of Bleepka, a large structure near the HQ Cafeteria. Swimming in the fountain is guaranteed to erase all but the most indelible traumatic memories from one's brain.

It has been rumored that the HQ Pool is somewhere near the Fountain of Bleepka, but so far, even the most enterprising agents have failed to find it--at least, in our universe.