Keily Shinra

Keily Shinra is currently an agent in the Department of Intelligence, partnered to Agent Bakeru of the same department.

She is a source of unsolicited affection for the Clover and Aster Corbett in the most platonic of ways. Mostly.

Agent Profile
Agent Shinra was born of an unholy combination of self-insert/real person fic story gone really, really, really wrong, written by a well-meaning person set in the world of Final Fantasy VII wherein she went on many strange adventures with her best friends that involve going forward in time, being reincarnated as her own daughter and various other nonsensical things that are better left unsaid.

Because of how toxic she was, Shinra could not completely throw off the Mary-Sue mantel when she had been rescued and recruited. This resulted in her being confined for four to five days of every month in order to keep the rest of HQ safe from her Jenova-related Mary Sue Syndrome. One very apparent side affect of her unique case of M.S.S. is that at the end of her monthly episode her body would revert back to the way it was originally found. This gives her a very annoying case of eternal youth wherein she matures mentally, but remains the same age physically. The upside to this is that, were she severely injured prior to her monthly transformation into Suedom, once the four days are up, her wounds are automatically healed, although sometimes not in the best of ways.

The only known way to keep Sued!Shinra from going on a rampage in the HQ is to keep her locked up in a tank of clean water. Splashing her with water with temporarily stop her, but only for a few moments.

Old Spin-off Series
Due to Geocities dying and various other devious little variables that need to be taken into account, only a few chapters of the old spin-off were saved.


 * The Prologue
 * In which Agents Shinra and Hisoke encounter darkness and homosexual characters turned straight.
 * A Thread of Fate
 * In which we go back in time and Agent Ueru and Shinra meet for the first time ever.