Eusabius

Eusabius is an agent at the Department of Implausible Crossovers. He is written by Herr Wozzeck and is partnered with Florestan.

Backstory
Eusabius originated as a kernel in the mind of composer Robert Schumann, as one of his two faculties for music criticism. There, he gave the more calm and understated reviews of the two, and he had a generally good life. However, Eusabius was left stranded in World one and a half when Robert Schumann died in 1856. He separated from the other half of Schumann's mind, and was left to wander around for no real reason for a long, long time.

Ever since then, Eusabius spent quite a bit of time thinking about his situation in World one and a half, and came to a conclusion: a part of him had always liked to criticize something. And so he set out on a search for things to look at. Along the way, he stumbled across many of his current interests, a respect for Dragon Age and Bioware RPG's in general and a whole slew of other interesting things.

It is thus that he learned about the existence of the PPC. Interested, he joined them, and found a strange, much more involved way of criticizing other people's works. Eager to see this new opportunity, he joined the PPC, and... the rest is history.

Appearance
He's a rather bulky guy, what with having quite a bit of muscle under a small layer of fat. He's of an average height, so the overall impression is that he turns out quite imposing to most people. He dresses conservatively, preferring to stay with an understated fashion sense than to go for the trench-coat and fedora that Florestan typically appears in. His preferred attire is a long sleeved black shirt that's a little tight on his body, and black pants.

Personality
Being used by Schumann as the more pensive of his two review personnas, Eusabius is calm and remains rational. This holds even under the most extreme circumstances imaginable: in fact, he gained a reputation in World one and a half for being able to stomach just about everything. This doesn't mean he's an emotionless husk, though: he does enjoy life quite a bit, and he does have a large soft spot for people he knows well. He's also gay, but never makes a big deal of it anywhere.

Mission History

 * Mission 1: Short Ride on a Ludicrous Speed Machine
 * Mission 2: A Heartless Stu Trio
 * Mission 3: Dirty Rotten Cowards
 * Interlude 1: Relationship Upgrade
 * Mission 4: So Anyway, How's Your Sex Life?
 * Mission 5: Playing Pointless Games
 * Mission 6: Blow All Your Canons Away
 * Mission 7: Rivalry Counseling with Jigsaw
 * Interlude 2: Bonding Time
 * Mission 8: The World Will Definitely End With You
 * Mission 9: The Edge of Insanity