Thomas Greenwall

Thomas Greenwall is an average human male from World One. He is currently stationed in the Department of Mary Sues.

Backstory
Thomas Greenwall is a relatively new agent. He fell through a plot hole on his way home from a bad date, and hasn't looked back since. He was trained by an agent named Hannibal Hamlin, who suffered permanent hair loss after Thomas brought Plutonium back to his response center. Agent Hannibal has been trying to catch up to Thomas ever since. So far, Thomas has succeeded in eluding him. At the same time his training agent suffered permanent hair loss, the response center bathroom was rendered too radioactive for use by anyone but cockroaches. On a related note, cockroaches have been advised to wear protective gear if they plan to use the bathroom in response center 16,202,535.

Appearance
Thomas is around five eleven, thin, with long arms and legs, longish brown hair and blue eyes. He usually wears a black t-shirt with the cactus flash patch on the shoulder, as well as jeans and sneakers.

Personallity
Thomas does nothing by halves; either he is enthusiastic about killing Mary Sues, angry at the stupidity of Mary Sues , or stupefied by the utter stupidity of Mary Sues. Often at these times he is pacing excitedly, banging his head into a wall, or standing in shocked silence. When he isn't feeling strong emotions related to Mary Sues, he is often seen relaxed in a comfortable chair in his response center, or thinking up some sort of plan to better his situation.

He is a huge fan of Stargate SG-1, but he is familiar with other canons.

Minis
Thomas is the proud owner of O'Neil the mini-Unas, and despite his best intentions to present him as a gift to Orken, Winston the Ministry of love (Witmol).

Appearances
Response Center


 * Interlude 1: The Search for love
 * While Orken is away on a traning mission, Thomas decides to surprise him with a new mini.