We Cannot Be

Andromielle Zinnia was a Mary Sue slain by Agents Jay and Acacia. She appeared in a Lord of the Rings badfic.



Character History
Andromielle was an elf forced to marry "King Elrond." She spent a great deal of time angsting about it before falling in Twu Wuv with Legolas.

Charges
Andromielle was charged with "character defamation, time distortion, altering the society of the Elves of Middle-earth, altering the construct of Rivendell, and playing fast and loose with the characters of Legolas, Elrond, Arwen, and Aragorn."

Character Demise
Jay and Acacia caught Andromielle as a wildly OOC Elrond was about to rape her. She had twisted the canon so out of shape that it actually snapped back when Jay merely knocked her out.

Andromielle was given to Miss Cam and Elrond and taken to OFUM.

Mission Report
We Cannot Be (alternative link), Agents Jay and Acacia, Department of Mary Sues