Cafeteria

The Cafeteria is where PPC Agents and staff sometimes eat. Popular food choices include energy bars, coffee, Stu of the Day, and other semi-edible substances. However, the food has a reputation for being appalling, and desirable items are often entered into a lottery and served to the lucky few. Agents are often wary of their meals, with good reason.

The Cafeteria is run by the Department of Operations and the Cafeteria Workers. From the quantity of food served, it is obviously run by multiple workers; but each cafeteria worker never sees another cook.

There seem to be multiple cafeterias. DIO Central has one of its own to allow DIO agents to remain separate from the rest of the PPC, while as of 1999 HST a cafeteria near DoSAT had fallen into disuse, but may be in use currently. There are also untrue rumours of DIA Central having an officers' cafeteria.

In 2006 the main PPC Cafeteria was the scene of an incident where Agents Logan and Entropy accidentally portalled several uncanonical characters (some Elvish bit characters, a Cute Animal Friend lynx and an uncanonical Radagast in the form of a grizzly bear) into the cafeteria while on a mission. Although the uncanonical characters were dispatched by the PPC Agents present, there was significant disturbance to the cafeteria, which was swiftly repaired by Logan and Entropy as part of their punishment.

Links

 * Cat, Hawk, Kitchen