User:Paddlebrains

Paddlebrains is a grammar, punctuation and spelling Nazi, a Britpicker of the first order, and tends to take 'beta-reading' to the extreme of 'copy-editing'. She writes for the Agent character Paddlebrains of the Department of Bad Slash, and latterly for Oscar of the Division of Mpreg. She is the Board's resident alcoholic, and shares a brain with Trojie, with whom she has been writing since Christmas 2004.