User talk:75.187.79.19

Welcome
''Welcome to the PPC Wiki, I suppose. Since you've taken the time to edit the Fanfic explosion article, it looks like you intend to stick around. But, do we know you? If so, please create a user name and sign in so we can recognize you. You wouldn't wear a ski mask to your favorite public hangout, would you? That would be weird. And slightly alarming. People would look at you funny.''

''If we don't know you, please introduce yourself on the PPC Posting Board, where you can get to know your... er... fellows. Before you do, though, they might appreciate it if you find out exactly what the PPC is, learn Da Rules, and learn how to get Official Permission to write PPC stories. They'll ask you to do so when you get there anyway, in addition to showering you with gifts and other helpful introductory material.''

''Oh, and thank you for your edit. Probably.''

--- Sunflower Official (Talk) 21:43, September 25, 2011

Log in, please.
''Greetings, anonymous human. Or non-human; it's impossible to be sure, isn't it? I can't help but notice that you've developed a habit of not logging in to edit. Do you know how much paperwork keeping track of nameless, faceless malingerers generates for my department? A lot! Kindly knock it off before we get suspicious and sic the Security Dandelions on you. Nobody wants that.''

&mdash;The Marquis de Sod 13:06, September 28, 2011 (UTC)