Claimed Badfic

This is a list of all claimed badfic that an agent has staked a claim on.

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 * Place your claim in alphabetical order in the appropriate category, which would be the fandom that it comes from unless it is a crossover, in which case put it in Crossovers and note which fandoms are crossed.

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Crossovers

 * Advanced Wizardry - T rated - Harry Potter x Young Wizards. Claimed by Elemarth.
 * CROSSOVER Nita and her fellow Young Wizard, Kit, do a transport spell horribly wrong and they wind up at Hogwarts castle at the time of the Marauders.
 * They're taken into Hogwarts as fifth-years, despite the face that they don't even have wands, let alone know all the things that first through fourth years know.


 * The Bargain - K+ rated - Animorphs x Harry Potter. Claimed by Neshomeh, Feb. 13 2011.
 * The Ellimist makes a LITTLE deal with Malfoy. And the Animorphs get a BIG surprise.
 * Since my initial comments, the author has come around and seems open to concrit. I'm keeping an eye on this story to see what happens. It might turn out well for once! ~Neshomeh 19:54, April 13, 2010 (UTC)


 * Candidate Future - M rated - Harry Potter x The West Wing. Claimed by Chatvert.
 * Set after the war Harry has his own life and twin sons at Salem he was missing for three years and should only be twenty one, wait what, oh and he works for the white house set pre season one of the west wing to begin with watch as he struggles with life.
 * What is this, I don't even.


 * FaCe ThE StRaNgE - M rated - ... Harry Potter x Twilight x Yu Yu Hakusho x Sonic the Hedgehog x Legend of Zelda x Naruto x X-Men x True Blood x Maury. Claimed by Herr Wozzeck and Caddy-shack
 * When Dally Darkblood, a vampire Ravenclaw, goes to Hogwarts, with her best fren, Edward Cullen, and then Hiei, things began to get intresting.
 * Oh my God. This one is so bad, it qualifies as Bleepfic, if not Legendary Badfic. It's horribly written with spelling that is as bad as My Immortal, it has an extremely blatant Mary Sue, and the author is a horrible, horrible person. You know your bad fic is bad when it makes freaking Bella Swan a sympathetic character.


 * Full Metal and the Hogwarts mishap - T rated - Fullmetal Alchemist x Harry Potter. Claimed by Neshomeh, Feb. 13 2011.
 * Ed goes to Hogwarts to investigate these so called wizards. Posing as a student from Durmstrang, he runs into Harry and his gang, and guess what happens? mishap!Please R&R AU EdWinry! Harry and Ginny or Harry and tonks havn't decided yet
 * Warning: eye-bleeding formatting.


 * Korean War Stormtroopers - M Rated - Star Wars & M*A*S*H. Claimed by KGarrett.
 * A freak accident in Lightspeed sends 6 Imperial officers and a Jedi Master Marine to the 4077th where they use their ranks to put Frank and his new partner in crime Colonel Flagg in their places.


 * The Making of a Queen - T rated - Harry Potter x Labyrinth. Claimed by EileenAlphabet. July 5. 2011
 * Sarah Williams' life changed drastically after the Labyrinth. Now, studying at Hogwarts School, she is known as the Ice Queen, aloof and hearteless. So when she comes face to face with the only man capable of awakening her emotions, what will she do?
 * Features a heavily Suefied Sarah and an OC Sue. I have been wanting to spork this for a long time.


 * Metroid: the Gensokyo Project -T rated - Metroid x Touhou. Claimed by Platinumyo
 * Gensokyo in the future is a desolate wasteland plagued by the evil of Phazon. Samus, a team of Federation marines, and a small science team do not know what evil lurks in the once beautiful land of Gensokyo. Neither do its inhabitants.


 * Middle Earth Mixup - T rated - NCIS x Lord of the Rings. Claimed by Miah.
 * Gibbs and Tony end up in middle earth thinking they were chassing an enemy. But who were they chasing. No editing has been done, and i don't own anything


 * Neutral Countries Can't Fight Dark Lords - K+ rated - Hetalia x Harry Potter. Claimed by Kitty's Muse 6/28/11.
 * In 6th year at Hogwarts Harry starts to act rather...differently. His anger is now Chopin not Capslock. With Hermione and Malfoy acting up too, what's going to happen? Features Austria, Prussia & Hungary so far. References pairings.
 * Some of the Harry Potter canons... are possessed by the Hetalia canons. What. The. Heck. Not to mention Russia/Neville and Voldemort become buddies over their problems with women. As if.


 * Sex Toys Optional - M rated. - Harry Potter x Sanctuary. NSFW! Claimed by Miah 06/15/11
 * Hermione has no choice but to apparate home with Nikola to save both their lives. Her problem is that George chooses that day to send her a package that intrigues her visitor far too much.


 * The Wildcard M rated- Fallout x Mass Effect. Claimed by Caddy-Shack.
 * In Plague's (The PC from Fallout 3) final moments, he flips the Enclave the bird, only to then end up in the Mass Effect univers. Mean while TIM makes Shepherd a new dossier of a man using antique weapons while giving Omegas lowlives a hard time.
 * Plague comes from The Waistland. Enough said. Well, he also 'pounced' a krogen in the face. To death. With his fists. Many funny things happen.

Avatar: The Last Airbender

 * How I Became Yours - Around T, or a slight M. Claimed by Italian for Grandma.
 * No original summary available. The link leads to the author/artist's Photobucket account, chapters are listed on the left as HIBY.
 * Kiaya's Journey - T rated. Claimed by Karen Elaine DuLay.
 * Its The whole Avatar story, but with a new character from the start. Kiaya. Shes a firebender and traitor to her Nation, and she seeks Aang for help. Its from her POV, and you can see through her eyes the story of the Avatar. SokkaxOC ...Kiaya teehee- R&R

Hetalia

 * Everything i ask for - T rated. Claimed by Kitty's Muse 6/28/11.
 * Denmark and Norway are living in a fairytale life, all Denmark wants is for Norway to put on that ring. Their relasionship is put to the test when Norway reveals a shocking secret that will change thier lives forever. MPreg warning!
 * It only took the first two chapters to show that Norway was completely OOC. Every other character is also out of character, and I actually banged my head against my desk/wall while reading this due to sheer stupidity. Safe for Work, but your head/brain may ache afterwards, especially if you know and/or like this continuum.


 * Brothers of Asia - T rated. Claimed by Kitty's Muse 7/11/11.
 * All the countries have gathered in Hong Kong for a UN summit, but once they all leave little do they know that in the shadows new enemies move to destroy the world we know starting with asia. Ch. 1 altered
 * Originally "Brothers of Aisa". The OOCness of the canons and ridiculousness of the entire story is tremendous. Several of the chapters consist mostly of horribly drawn out fight scenes.

Naruto

 * SexyNoJutsu Gone Wrong Claimed by Myrtle Tamlane, pending permission.
 * What if the guys (Gaara, Naruto, Kankurno, Sasuke, Neji, Shikamaru, Kiba, and Lee) try the sexy-no-jutsu but there is one problem they can't turn back! Only Kakashi and Tsunade know so what happens when they are given tour guides for their stay. Or that's the story until a cure is found. Pairings: GaaSaku NaruHina KanIno NejiTen ShikaTem
 * 27 chapters, including three that are only author's notes and one titled "HaHa This Chapter Is Nameless". Bad characterization, a thin excuse for gender swapping (they have Lee doing the jutsu! The one character who can't do anything that requires chakra use!), an implausible plot (I doubt any of the characters besides Naruto would ever use that jutsu), painful grammar and spelling. For god's sake, bring all the Bleeprin you can get your hands on; there's recaps at the beginning of every chapter, and a lot of it is rapid-paced conversation with frequent scene-changes.
 * You know what boggles my mind about this fic? It got 320 reviews on the Pit. The vast majority are positive; not even concrit, just "ur such a good writter and i love ur stories please update soon! :)" and the like. Not NSFB by any means, but frustratingly, stupidly, facepalmingly bad to such an extent that it's occasionally funny.

One Piece

 * Hey Blondie - T rated. Claimed by OrangeDream.
 * Sue is a musician that joins the Straw Hats, effectively eliminating Brook from the story. Entire crew is OOC, Usopp misses an opportunity to claim that he is the captain, everyone wants a musician instead of it just being Luffy's running gag. Story feels all around half-assed. That's not even the first half of the story. Further charges pending.

Soul Eater

 * keep you safe! - T rated. Claimed by Kitty's Muse 8/25/11.
 * after an attack set on maka Death the kid and mabelle help her back up!
 * Great. It's only a chapter long so far (and short at that) and Soul, at least, already seems to be insanely OOC. Not to mention that apparently Soul and Maka are engaged and so is Kidd and an OC. Claimed in anticipation of much more sporkable material.

Yu-Gi-Oh!

 * Beyond the Void - T rated. Claimed by ReginaTheNinja
 * The power of spaghetti. Great enough to create a cross-dimensional portal? Apparently it is. And so we follow the travels of two teenage girls, thrown into a world of magic, shadows, and children's card games...
 * The summary makes it sound a lot more sane than it really is.

Batman

 * Come Undone Claimed by Meta
 * Oh God ok guys.. this is my first try at a joker fan fiction... ugh..well you know what might happen the usual joker stuff lol..lets get this straight. im a hardcore joker fan. i don't like twoface, penguin, riddler, poison ivy, catwoman, clayface..Mr. Freeze or other villians...well i do like scarecrowman/Dr.Crane. But I will still bring them in some. eh so here we go. ill start with the character bio. i've worked on this for a while so if you don't like it fuck you and deal w/ it!
 * Just plain and simple Melons.


 * I Hate Everything About You M Rated. Claimed by Italian for Grandma.
 * Harley Quinn loves her Mistah J, right? That devotion is tested in the very capable hands of his arch nemesis, Batman. BMxHQ Chapter 6 is up and contains LEMON! Happy early Valentine's day.
 * And what a lemon! Geez.

Aliens/Predator

 * One & Only - M-rated. Claimed by Sister-to-the-Queen (permission pending).
 * A teenage girl named Dawn is the last human left alive after a group of Aliens massacre her family and friends. She is saved by a outsider Alien, will he be her only protector from this deadly species or will there relationship become something more...
 * I'm guessing the summary tells you enough. Xeno/OC. NSFW, NSFB.

Nolanverse
rating: PG-13 for yaoi, a small sex scene (no details), swearing and lots more stuff to come in the future (you'll find out why it's called an unexpected miracle) parings: JokerCrane and little hints of RiddlerxTwo-face
 * An Unexpected Miracle - M Rated. Claimed by Caddy-shack.
 * This is based off of my other fan fic SxJ getting to know you. its about how jonathan crane and the joker ended up in the same prison cell at arkham together and ended with them kissing this storys about how 5 months after they broke out and "showing" there feelings for each other.The story is told from Jonathans POV (just so you know on case you get confused )
 * As you can see, this is disquieting to start off with, and only goes down the insanity slope from there. NSFW, NSFB, Contains MPREG among other things if you want a little more specific detail. Since it is on Devient Art, the second chapter can be found Here and the third Here.

Chronicles of Narnia

 * The Daughter's Tale -K Rated. Claimed by Italian for Grandma.
 * Arneia has her own path to follow in Narnia, which she will find will cross with those of her saviours. Peter/OC.
 * This 'Sue claims to be the glauranging daughter of Aslan. She's not a lioness, by the way, but rather a human. Also known as the Swordmaiden of Narnia, and has what seems to be a very improbable sword.This might make a good Suevenir (pun intended) for the Agents that take on this mission. The story follows the movie 'Verse version of The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe.~Pretzel


 * The Swordmaiden's Battle -K Rated. Claimed by Italian for Grandma.
 * Arneia's story continues in 'Prince Caspian' as she fights to keep her country alongside a new ally with the return of her old friends. Peter/OC.
 * Arneia's back, now corrupting the movie ' Verse of Prince Caspian. Also, Arneia appears to be immortal. Watch out for this when killing her. ~Pretzel


 * Narnia's Elf Princess -T Rated. Claimed by User:Gaijinguy and User:Herr Wozzeck.
 * Gwen Kirkes is the adopted daughter of professor Kirkes. When the Pevensies came to the manor during the Blitz, something magical happen to the five children. However a dark presence haunts Gwen for she discovers her true Identity not a daughter of Eve
 * Gai's note: when you're creating minis in the summary, there's not much left to say.

The Mummy

 * Love is a Curse - M rated. Claimed by Firebird766 for Agents Chalk and Jenka.
 * Rick loves Imhotep loves Anck-su-namun loves Evelyn loves Ardeth loves Jonathan loves Ardeth, and Alex is disturbed.
 * DAZZLING BEAR CHEST! Good God!

Pirates of the Caribbean

 * The Sister and the Pirate - T rated. Claimed by Agents David Kelok and Unger ( Miah).
 * Sister Chealsi Near lives in a covenant. What happens, when one night while the rest of the sister's are away if Captain Jack Sparrow were to show up? t for Jack's pervertedness.

Sherlock Holmes (2009)

 * Absurdity - T rated. Claimed by Miah.
 * Holmes has been transformed into his four-year-old self! Watson and Mycroft work together to try and solve the mystery.


 * Snapped - M rated (Please note this story is on AFF) NSFW/NSFB. Claimed by Miah 06/15/11
 * When Watson decides to marry again, Holmes looses it. And finds a way to keep his doctor from leaving. OOC, M/M, Anal, Oral, Abuse


 * Two Faced mystery - T rated Claimed by Miah.
 * Orchid is a descendant of professor Moriarty, from beyond the grave Holmes destroys her family's crime empire and bent on revenge Orchid travels back in time a becomes Gabrielle Venitari but when Holmes and Gabrielle fall in love, what will Orchid do?


 * Welcome to the Furture - T rated. Claimed by Miah 06/15/11
 * Sherlock Holmes and Watson literally fall into Mine and Lydia's lives.How will they cope with the new world? follow us as we attempt to stop Holmes insulting people or getting himself killed and Watson tagging along. Holmes/OC Watson/OC


 * World Guardians 3 the Inbetween - T rated. Claimed by Miah.
 * Its finally here and they are back, but this time Charlie, Kathryn, and Nathan are back but this time in Sherlock Holmes and shit is about to hit the fan when the In-between returns after 1000 years. Rated T for language ,detective work and... vampires!
 * This story is linked by the Main Character Sue to three stories in the Star Wars continuum.
 * I am willing to make a collaborative effort with others who know enough about the Clone Wars era Star Wars continuum to kill all of this Sue's stories in one mission.

Spirited Away

 * Spirited away 2: Kohaku's Rescue - Rated M but never actually gets.. M-y. Claimed by Something Blue (permission pending)
 * 6 years have passed since Chihiro has been to the spirit world, but with her new boyfriend she has forgotten all about her childhood love, until her best friend Rini reminds her, but Rini might be the only one to go save him from Yubaba this time. HakuXOC
 * It's in second person, which is annoying, and Rini spews fangirl Japanese for the two chapters she exists. She gets into the spirit world with no problem, Haku is OOC, and... just bleh. ~Something Blue

Star Wars

 * the book of the jedi (sic) - T rated. Claimed by Elemarth.
 * mace windu finds a book containing ultimate power unheard of by the jedi


 * Fruits of Malice - T rated. Claimed by Elcalion
 * In an alternate universe, Anakin Skywalker was taken from his mother at the age of four. He was raised as Darth Vader in a loveless, brutal environment. His life takes an interesting turn when he has an encounter with a certain senator from Naboo.


 * gift of a friend - K+ rated. Claimed by Elemarth
 * anakins been getting horible headaches and has been hearing voices. is he going crazy or is it deeper than this much better than it sounds i suck at summaries


 * Once Upon A Star - M rated. Claimed by Elemarth
 * What if Star Wars didn't take place in a Galaxy far far away? What if it was on one world filled with mythical creatures and magic? What would the story be like? Read on to find out. Rated M to be safe.


 * Star Wars Remix - K-rated. Claimed by Anity
 * This is my version of what would have happened if Anakin never became a jedi. It will detail each of the 6 movies with obvious differences. It is a rewrite of my earlier one which i accidently deleted a while back.


 * Trials of the Dragon- T rated. Claimed by Elcalion
 * 13 years after the end of the Clone Wars, on the planet Naboo, Jedi Master Chad Kantor, one of the few Jedi to survive Order 66, has escaped again from the vile clutches of Darth Vader, formerly his long time rival from the Jedi Order, Anakin Skywalker.

Animorphs

 * The Power of Pacifism T rated. Claimed by User:Guvnor Of Space 5/30/11
 * Erek meets a girl from another world with a terrible story. OC Zenna Qyerue is on the run from a race more heinous than the Yeerks we all know and hate. Can Erek keep her safe, despite his pacifistic programming?
 * Dear gods, this thing looks bad. I'm claiming it in ancicipation of it getting long enough to spork. I don't need much more. It has barely begun and already... dear gods.

The Dark is Rising Sequence

 * Dark Fantasy T rated. Claimed by Lleu
 * Will Stanton and his sister Mary are thrown from their quiet peaceful life into one of a dark fairytale...slash and yuri. Don't like, don't read! RiderxWill, JanexWill, and W.RiderxMary
 * To live, serve a purpose, and die alone K+ rated. Claimed by Lleu
 * A girl enters the scene, so much more powerful than an old one, yet clueless about what her purpose is, so lost and alone- knowing who her family are, but not being able to be near them:- Especially her brother. But she knows she must assisst the 6...
 * The Family reads the Dark is rising T rated. Claimed by Lleu
 * What if one day, a book appeared, with a note telling you and your family to read it. What if it told the story of one of your brothers, with secrets no one knew. Well, the Stanton family is just going to have to read to find out.
 * Takes a potentially interesting premise, at least theoretically interesting — not to my taste, but — and ruins it.

David Eddings

 * The Crusader King T rated. Claimed by Antigone68104 on April 18, 2011
 * Lynessa, a good friend of Garion and company, and the 'Woman who Loses All' in the Prophecy, finally shows up to Garion and C'nedra's wedding with her husband. He is sick, his city is under siege, and Garion and company need to help before time runs out!

Discworld

 * Girl's dresses M rated. Claimed by Chatvert
 * What would of happened between Susan and Teatime if Banjo hadn't been there to stop him from pulling girl's hair. Warming, it had a mature rating for a reason there is also a clean edit on my page
 * Considering that Susan x Teatime is one of my pet crack pairings, I am especially offended when I see a bad one. So...here I go!
 * Presents K+ rated. Claimed by Elcalion
 * In which Teatime is alive after Hogfather, Susan is a robot, chapters occur every 100 words or so, and jump backwards and forwards in time enough to make Memento look linear.

Ender's Game

 * Frozen Flaming Bean Ball of Death! - T rated. NSFB. Claimed by Wide Eyed Idealist.
 * One Shot character death taking place at when Ender was at Battle School in Ender's Game. R&R

Inheritance Cycle

 * Brotherly Love - M-rated, NSFW. Claimed by Myrtle Tamlane, pending permission.
 * set in brisingr before eragon and roran rescue katrina. yaoi. the cousins are showing off their battle wounds/scars...can you see where this is going? yaoi, cousinslash
 * Leaving aside the fact that Eragon is (ostensibly) after Arya and Roran and Katrina are en route to marriage, the thing that kills this is when Roran thinks of Eragon, "He looked like a little Japanese porn star, and undeniably, rapably sexy".
 * I don't particularly like this series anymore, but this fic is really, really bad. Not even Canon Stus like Eragon should have this horror inflicted on them.

Harry Potter

 * The Adventure of Harry and Rose Potter Rated T Claimed by Caddy-shack and DML.
 * What if Harry wasn't an only child? What if he had a twin sister named Rose Lilian Potter? This is her story. Born on August 1, she was sent into hiding and went to live with James' sister Jenny who then fled to America to flee from Voldy. re-written
 * Caddy's Note: OCs interposing themselves into key positions, the sue being his long lost twin sister, you'd almost think they were intelligent and planning this...


 * Becoming Female - T rated Claimed by Caddy-shack
 * Who will Harry end up with after turning into a girl!* femHarry/Draco Ron AND Pansy bashing Make sure to write lots of reviews for me!
 * Extreme OOCness in everyone, multiple character bashing, extreme stupidity (both in the fic and the characters). Harry is turned into a girl (a Mary Sue described girl no less) by being forved to drink a potion by Snape, or face the wrath of a single point loss from Gryffindor......I could not make this up if I tried. Expect multiple exorcisms or an outright slaughter of a mass of replacements. As a side note, CAD's will most likely explode within the first chapter, (not that they will be needed to spot it in this).
 * This....this is what happens when a either a troll has grammar without numbers, but still writes a story of complete and utter nonsense. Either that, or this author badly needs to read the books.


 * Green Eyes - T rated. Claimed by Neshomeh, Feb. 13 2011.
 * Read and you will find out, love story.Harry and the other characters will be mentioned.Mainly about Cedric.for people who like Robert Pattinson and his characters in all his movie. T to be safe might be an M later on. Reviews would be great. C&OC Thanku! (Summary)
 * Hey guys…umm Twilighter1006 here…Here's my first story. . . . I made for people who mainly like Robert Pattinson and all his characters in movies; I have made the girls name up...Only because I don't want to sound to obsessive with Robert, so I used a different name to mine own name. (From author's note)
 * Ahem. That's MY name you chose. I don't think I like seeing it used this way. I might have to put in an appearance as myself. Maybe Elanor Laison will want to help, too... ~Neshomeh 20:09, March 29, 2010 (UTC)


 * Harry Potter and the Gift of the Basilisk- K+ rating Claimed by Caddy-shack and DML
 * Starts in the Chamber of Secrets! I mean that in a literal sense. Harry Looks at the basilisk and something unexpected happens. From then on his life is changed. Will it be for the better or worse?
 * Caddy's note: The Basilisk turns Harry into one as well... He then of course turns Ginny into one too.


 * Harry Potter and the Guardian of Hogwarts - T rated. Claimed by Edward Wilder
 * Harry Potter thoguht he had an extraodinary life. Little did he know how much it would intensify
 * Bad case of Possession!Sue. Should only be tackled by experienced DMSers, as Harry is uber-Harry and has the power of all four founders and can turn Dementors good. Handle with care.


 * HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - T rated. Claimed by doctorlit.
 * Summary: Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
 * This fic is composed of the very fabric of chaos. Also, Ray Bradbury is made fun of. For this, the suffering shall be without end.


 * It's only a song - K+ rated - Claimed by Tomash (pending Permission)
 * What happens when a new girl arrives during Harry's sixth year? What will happen when she gets involved in the lives of others? Will she ruin the Trio's friendship? Or make it stronger?


 * Ival Pythonica - M Rated. Claimed by Pieguy.
 * A deadly curse is placed on Megan Malfoy forcing her into sex with Snape and Lupin every day for seven days to save her life. What happens when a man who loves her must share her with one of his longest standing enemies? OFC, F/M, WIP.
 * It's as if the author went down a checklist of Suvian traits...


 * The Real Us Rated M, Claimed by Gandalf the Beige (and his Agent, Portia McSweney) July 18, 2011
 * Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
 * Note: Severe godmoding, even more severely underage intimate relations and off-the-scale Weasley-Bashing make this fic painful to read, even for this mildly militant Harmonian agent. However, there are aspects that may be salvageable...


 * Secret Santa - Adult ++ (NC-17?) rated. Claimed by KGarrett
 * Summary: Lupin plays Secret Santa for two of his best friends. Fluff/Romance/Yaoi. SS/HP Anal, COMPLETE, HJ, M/M, Oneshot, Oral, PWP.


 * Someone To Love Me - M rated - Claimed by Ellipsis Flood
 * Harry’s twin is chosen as the Boy-Who-Lived and since that night, life’s loveless for him. How very cliché, but one that I like. SLASH. CD/DM/TR/HP Abuse,Neglect and Potter, Weasel bashing. Dont like Dont read. A Vamp!Fic. You have been forewarned.
 * THE WRONGNESS OH THE MASSIVE WRONGNESS! *sob*


 * Subjugation - NC-17 rated. Legendary Badfic! NSFB! Claimed by Neshomeh and Tungsten_Monk Feb. 13 2011 until the end of time, if need be.
 * SUMMARY: Severus Snape accuses Albus Dumbledore of rape. Dumbledore claims that it is all a misunderstanding. Who is believed, the Savior or the Turncoat?
 * WARNINGS: AU, Very Dark Fic Chapters may contain any of the following - M/M Slash, M/F Slash, Mpreg, M/M Rape, Graphic Violence, Child Sexual Abuse (Non-graphic), Incest, Bondage, Implied Bestiality, Character Death, Cross Dressing, Foul Language.
 * Note: The fic seems to have recently vanished from the internet, but since Neshomeh has a copy (much to her revulsion), the mission will go forward, sometime this year (2011) if at all possible. There are honor, pride, sanity, and canon at stake here. For great justice!


 * Under the Full Moon - M rated. Claimed by Elcalion
 * Jessica, Alexandria, and Silimarillion enter their last year of Hogwarts. Jessica has like Remus since her fifth year and finally gets up the courage to tell Remus about her feelings when he returns to teach in her final year. Will Jessica and her friends get their man of their dreams, or will there be obstacles that are stuck in there way. **Warning for anachronisms, silly nicknames, wrong-headed notions about Elves, and possible animagi.


 * Wanting Something More. - T rated. Claimed by Edward Wilder.
 * Brittany Zabini had it all, money, power, Draco Malfoy lusting after her. She didn't want any of it. A possible arranged marragige is thrown in and Brittany has to fight it, by falling in love with her 'fiancee's' rival? Better sum. inside. HPOC.

Lord of the Rings

 * The Adventure Begins - K+ rated. Claimed by Neshomeh, March 24, 2011.
 * Aragorn has a daughter, and she wished to join the Dunedain. She gets her wish, but unfortunate events separate them during a time of great mystery and confusion. Used to be "The Life of a Ranger's Daughter"
 * Also claiming its sequel:
 * With one Step - K+ rated.
 * Vanya is back, but this time she is not alone. A mysterious stone was given her from Lady Galadriel, which turned out to be a Dragon's egg. Now, an old threat is on the rise. Vanya and her father must help the ring bearer, Frodo, destroy the one ring.


 * Be Careful What You Wish For - T rated. Claimed by Sedri, July 15, 2011.
 * Maria Valdez has always wanted a life full of adventure, away from her mother who expects way too much of her. What happens when she lands in Middle Earth and gets the life she's always wanted? Will she love it or grow to resent it?


 * Dangers of the heart - M rated - claimed by Incarnate, pending Permission
 * OK 1st of all can I please, please ask you to read my profile before you review my storys it expains about the spelling no flames please
 * Modern-day lyrics to start each chapter, terrible formatting, rebellious!princess!Sue, immortal Gimli, bizarre consistent spelling mistakes (it's not "Gimli", it's "Glimi"), Legomance (but of course!), run-on sentences, evil!Thranduil and so much more.


 * The Evil Bride- T rated - claimed by Khroma
 * COMPLETE & REVISED- There's something wrong with Legolas's brother's bride-to-be and only Legolas can sense it. But how can he make the others believe him?
 * But what it really is: Invincible-Magic OOC Legolas vs. Evil Orc Zombie Bride. 


 * In Darkness Light Prevails - Rated T. Claimed by EileenAlphabet
 * 10th walker, when a mysterious woman from the past shows up in the shire to help Frodo Baggins, little did he know the story and power behind the woman. Legolas/OC Aragorn/Arwen
 * Tawaki's comment: "Nine shall be the number of the couting, and the number of the counting shall be nine. Ten shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count to eight (excepting of course that thou proceedest to nine). Eleven is right out."


 * Just Remember - T rated. Claimed by Italian for Grandma.
 * songfic to 'It's All Coming Back To Me Now' by Celine Dion. Two elves used to be in love, but the love has been forgotten. My first songfic, please rr!


 * Katherine in MiddleEarth. Claimed by KGarrett and Cassie5squared
 * Katherine is vacuumed to her bin and finds herself in MiddleEarth. She's told that she's the chosen one. Whay will happen to her? OC included!


 * Quest for Identity - rated M. Claimed by Twain and Jeanlily
 * A human girl joins the fellowship and discovers who she is. NOW DIVIDED INTO CHAPTERS. AragornOC.


 * The Royalmaiden's Journey - K+ rated. Claimed by
 * When Arnuriel is sent to follow the Black Riders, she has no idea what kind of journey is waiting for her. She sets off with the Fellowship of the Ring for an adventure of a lifetime. Legolas/OC.


 * The Silent Girl T rated. Claimed by Rosie Azrael
 * At the wish of Elrond, a 10th walker joins the Fellowship. Her name is Nikita Siikavirta, and she never speaks, but communicates by writing short messages on cards. Her past is a mystery, and what diffrence will she make? Can she even be thrusted?
 * Azrael comments: Thrusted. Keh keh keh. Off a cliff, perhaps... 


 * Since When rated T for Tremendous and Terrifying. Claimed by Sonnen, 13th May 2011.
 * Two girls get a not so pleasant surprise one night. Try finding characters from your favorite movie in you living room. Now these two have to find a way to cope with an Elf, four hobbits, a dwarf, and a king that know nothing about LA. Suck at summaries!
 * Summaries and stories too, my darling. 


 * Trees and Orcses, Precious - T rated. Claimed by dramaticsoprano, pending permission.
 * IT HAS BEEN RAISED FROM THE DEAD! Yeah, so it was originally script, and I reformatted it. Gollum and Treebeard fall in love. Yes, I know I'm strange.


 * The Woods of Fear and Pain - T rated. Claimed by Galenfea
 * Aragorn and Legolas are separated in a forest, and Legolas is captured and tortured. Can Aragorn reach him in time, or will he be too late to save his friend? NOT SLASH!!!!! PG13 for torture
 * Aragorn, be less useless! Legolas, be less pathetic!


 * Wait THIS is Lord of The Rings? - K+ rated Claimed by Caddy-shack
 * Four girls,from Quebec Canada, all haunted by something, are thrown into the lovely land of Middle-Earth, to find quite an unexpected turn of events! After much abuse of some people, they get to go along with the Fellowship. Will epic stuff happen? YEAH!
 * Four extra walkers, glomping of love interests, and much "this is what's about to happen". Also a truly incredible amount of World One gear and snack food, considering the girls were in their pajamas before being brought to Middle Earth. Some assassin is going to love the full-sized chainsaw that fits in a pocket.

Magic: the Gathering

 * Unrevealed Guild Wars Rated T. Claimed by doctorlit
 * Summary: Savra, Queen of the Golgari guild tries to penetrate Szadek's facade. A new character, Zadiri, makes the war between the couple more complex and intriguing.
 * The Golgari Guild reanimates Mirri, who died on another world centuries in the past.


 * The Realmswalker Epic Rated T. Claimed by doctorlit
 * Summary: Planeswalkers, incredibly powerful beings, stronger than any others. Other than the Realmswalkers. A young Realmswalker gets into a LOT of trouble. T for insanity. And maybe blood/gore. Enjoy.
 * Good idea. Make a being more powerful than the ones Wizards of the Coast intentionally depowered due to how overpowered they were. Bravo.

Mercedes Lackey

 * Shadow of Beginning T rated. Claimed by Somariel, pending permission.
 * His birth was a foreshadowing of evil to come. The black Companion and his white haired Chosen whose powers are beyond belief. Two young lives twisted by a cruel fate that threatens them and everyone they love.
 * There's so much wrong with the basic concept of this fic that I don't even know where to start. I mean, a black Companion?!


 * A Matter of Choice T rated. Claimed by Somariel, pending permission.
 * These two Hearlds and their Companions were unusual, and that's saying something for every Hearld of Valedmar and their Companion are unique. If they were one of a kind then their child could only be... well read and find out!


 * Demonic Heralds T rated. Claimed by Somariel, pending permission.
 * It was just another day in the great demon kingdom when two white horses showed up and turned the lives of 2 half-breeds upside down. Heralds/Kyo kara Maou x over. rating will go up in later chapers. Conrad/Yozak full summery inside.


 * Trees and Orcses, Precious - T rated. Claimed by dramaticsoprano, pending permission.
 * IT HAS BEEN RAISED FROM THE DEAD! Yeah, so it was originally script, and I reformatted it. Gollum and Treebeard fall in love. Yes, I know I'm strange.

Redwall

 * Bloodrose The Slaver Vixen - K+ rated. Not actually claimed. Should be moved back to 'Unclaimed' ASAP by someone who knows how to do such a thing without majorly screwing up the formatting.
 * Shasta had to bite his tongue to stifle a cry of pain as Bloodrose dragged him away." This is the tale of Shasta, the great-grandson of Martin the Warrior. All my friends have read it and think it's great! PLZ R&R!
 * I love you, Cluny! - M rated. Claimed by L'Homme Arbre
 * Fanfic about love of my character Ratty and Cluny the Scourge
 * This would be bad enough if it was coherent. As it is, it's been Babelfished from Russian, thus rendering it horrifying.


 * Trouble in Noonvale - T rated. Claimed by Italian for Grandma
 * A lost gerbil named Acacia finds her way to Noonvale, hoping to recieve help. But when a rat commits a crime so horrible it is deemed unspeakable, will it be Acacia who helps the Noonvalers, and Aryah, the victim of the rat's crime, in particular?
 * Yes, dear Redwall fans, you read between those lines correctly. Aryah gets raped by some random rat, who appears out of nowhere and disappears just as quickly.
 * IFG's edit: I reviewed the story, and the author responded positively to the criticism. Hence the summary change (interesting how the name Acacia pops up everywhere...). Anyway, I'll keep this here until further notice.

Sherlock Holmes

 * Walk though the fire - T rated. Claimed by doctorlit
 * Summary: What can i say? A teenage girl falls liturally into Sherlock Holmes's bed. Much tot eh confusion of the other inhabitants of 221b baker street. Mgiht be MS dont no yet. Very funny.

Tamora Pierce

 * Elaine of Tortall K+ rated. Claimed by Somariel, pending permission.
 * Elaine is Daine and Numair's child. Travel threw her exciting adventures. I am sorry if this summary isn't good. I am not good at summaries. I am just going to tell u that there will be a love interest, and new frineds. DISCONTINUED! UP FOR ADOPTION!
 * A note from Cinnia: I should have known to expect something like this from a Twihard.


 * Everett's interpretation: Traveler T rated. Claimed by Rose/Ross and Meip.
 * Fara lived on the streets for years before she found Home. Then she is ripped away and transported to Tortall, where two contradicting worlds collide.


 * Fallen Leaves on the Ground T-rated. Claimed by GoblinGirl.
 * Thom of Trebond's daughter wanted nothing more than to blend in, another autumn leaf on the ground. The world simply won't let her forget who she is, and who she's destined to become. Chapter Seven.
 * Note: This isn't marked as an AU, so evidently the author didn't read the books thoroughly and realize that Thom would never marry a noblewoman and have a superspeshul Sue for a daughter. Plus, said daughter would not have been romantically involved with boys four years older than her when she herself was only a ten-year-old. Lack of Logic = Suefic.


 * Frozen Rose K+ rated. Claimed by anamia.
 * This is dedicated to my Best friend! When Briar meets a broken boy, how will he put the pieces together and show the boy that the grass can be greener on the other side. BriarXOC A.K.A SLASH, no like, no read! rating may rise.


 * Prophecy of the Blood Ruby K rated. Claimed by Somariel, pending permission.
 * A bracelet made of blood, a prophecy of the gods, bonded to a creature of legend, adopted by sparrows, and blood binded to a mage! Denied the chance to get her shield, Kel is going on a life changing journey, learning new things. Kel/? r&r please!


 * Run K+ rated. Claimed by Somariel, pending permission.
 * Veralidaine Sarrasri, Wildmage of Tortall you are accused of high treason how do you plead’ the stern voice of one Gary of Naxen asks Chapter nine is up. please R&R Numair X Daine Please R&R

The Thief/Queen's Thief Series

 * I'm Taller When You're Kneeling M rated. Claimed by Rosie Azrael.
 * Sejanus is too damn proud. Eugenides is feeling devious. WARNINGS: M/M; foot licking; violence; abuse of kingly authority; AU-ish. "If I could count on my fingers every time someone's said that to me-" "You'd need your other hand back."

Twilight

 * Forbiden Fruit the tempation of Edward Cullen M rated. Claimed by PitViperOfDoom.
 * prety but troubled new gal Atlantiana Loren comes to forks and causes quite a stir!She has a dark secret and only edward can help her some to terms with it.but will he remain faithful to bella or give int to his new forbiden passion? no flames pls xoxo
 * Note from PitViper: Not even Twilight deserves this.

Young Wizards

 * Juniour Wizardry K+ rated. Claimed by Elemarth
 * A new Wizard is placed on ordeal while three variations of the Lone Power start attacking Earth. Alanna wust use her eight year old magic to save the universe and many other universes.
 * Spark K+ rated. Claimed by Elemarth
 * Completely revised edition of my older fic by the same name.It has been so long since the Lone One has had anything good in his existence. His spark of life comes in the form of... Nita Callahan?
 * I know it's a reposted revised version and it's not too terrible, but I still have too much of an issue with the Lone Power being thoroughly and stupidly in love with anyone, let alone Nita. Plus, the difficulty of an agent dealing with this one makes me want to do it.

Babylon 5

 * Babylon 5 Amateur Redux: Signs and Portents - T rated. Claimed by Artell.
 * Sergeant Sheridan begins to let her walls down and Commander Sinclair takes a couple of risks.

Chuck

 * WHAT - T rated. Claimed by Chatvert.
 * MPREG CASEY X CHUCK. chuck and john are married with three kids
 * Now, I'm not averse to a good Chuck/Casey fic. (I admit it.) But this? This is just mental. P.S. Mpreg. May recruit the wonderspawn. Also, the SPaG is not for the faint of heart.

Doctor Who/Torchwood

 * Alexandra Pond - T rated. Claimed by Silikat.
 * The doctor and Amy fell for eachother. He thinks he's three days late, its been fifteen years.


 * Every Fangirl's Dream - K+ rated. Claimed by raffitz (Pending Permission).
 * "A/N: Yes I know that this story has been done before. I just had to do my own version of this. So sorry in advance if you think I stole your story. Anywho...sorry for any grammatical/spelling errors."

Firefly

 * Sick - K-rated. Claimed by Simon (Permission Pending)
 * This is just a glimpse into the crews semi-normal life after Miranda where Mal takes care of one of his newest and smallest crew members. I own nothig except the little girl. Give it a try, tell me what you think!

My Little Pony: FiM

 * Filling the Gap M rated. Claimed by Fish Custard.
 * Twilight, Rainbow Dash and Tomas all have certain holes in their heart that need to be filled, but when tomas intervines in ponyville, could it be the third character required to fill the gaps? Rainbow x Human, M for sex later.

NCIS

 * Desperate Measures - M rated. Claimed by User:Miah 79.
 * Tony has been in some serious situations before, but this has to be one of the worst.SLASH fic. Chapter 7


 * Jenny Trev - K+ rated. Claimed by IndeMaat.
 * A friend of Tony's asks him to take care of his niece for the week. Watch how an adorable seven-year-old causes fluff and mayhem. TIVA

Psych

 * Like Father Like Daughter - T rated. Claimed by Miah 6/15/11
 * Hello! this is my first Psych fic ever! so plz give it a try! What happens when you throw in the Psych mix...Shawns daughter? Yes!our beloved psychic has a kid and she is as smartass as herfather but she has a secret! I can feeel that you want to read it

Sanctuary

 * Consequences of the Moon - T rated. Claimed by Miah 6/15/11
 * Henry falls asleep one night and doesn't wake up. Can the US and UK Sanctuary teams figure out what is causing him to sleep before it's too late?


 * What's in a name Roses wine and pain - M rated. NSFW. Claimed by Pretzel 6/15/11
 * John Druitt/Nikola Tesla SLASH, dubcon, angst, VERY DARK Everyone knows that true power is given, not taken.


 * When the Lights Go Out - M rated. Claimed by Miah 6/15/11
 * When Henry alone in the sanctuary trying to fix the power when Nicola appears uninvited. Contains rap and slash this is not a fluff story you been warned.
 * There's not really any rap in this story. Might only do an MST on it. If you really want it for a mission or want to assist in an MST, give me a yell in chat.

Stargate SG-1/Atlantis

 * big daddy Claimed by MorganIsCewl (Pending Permission...)
 * he has waited patiently for a chance to make bioshock known and the Government sends the best team they have Stargate sg1, never mess with a shinobi never. i could have placed this in the crossover section but it fits right here actually.
 * Ach, the horror! Must spork this ASAP...


 * Love is a form of Insanity - M rated, NSFW/NSFB. Claimed by Silverwind (Pending Permission)
 * A John Shepard Wraith Queen fic that spits in the eye of all logic and reason.

Supernatural

 * The Path Unwinding and its sequel The Path Unwinding part 2: Winchester Legacy T & K rated- Claimed by Sonnen (Permission pending)
 * Dean and Sam pick up a new member on their team in the battle for the world. Will she be a help or a hindrance?Set Season 3/4,Dean has a year left, and he wants it to count.First Supernatural fic - Don't own anything! Let me know what you think!

Thundercats

 * Song of the Twins claimed by Meta.
 * Lion-O's long lost twin sister 'Lioness-A' shows up and helps in the creation of a multitude of Mini Snarfs, including ThunDera, New ThunDera and Claud-Us. That's just chapter one of this ten chapter beast.

Borderlands

 * Borderlands: a lOVE sTORY - Rated M. Claimed by MAXinsanity (who is pending permisson).
 * This should not exist in any way, shape or form, yet it does anyway...

Fallout

 * Journey Down a Long Road Claimed by ShatteredSanity, permission pending


 * Below average spelling and grammer and a Gary Stu non-courier recruiting cannon companions.

Final Fantasy

 * Final Fantasy XIII: Race for Victory, rated K, claimed by Wide Eyed Idealist
 * An abysmally premised thing that is apparently supposed to be a transplantation of the Final Fantasy XIII cast into Mario Kart's world (not that you could tell that from the description, since it's a particularly awful scriptfic). Requires pretty much a full-cast exorcism.


 * Im In Gaia? AWESOME!, rated T, claimed by Tiroth, using Agents Smith and Ton
 * Lena is a lonely 17 year old girl who just secretly wanted real friends but she got sucked into her favorite video game and must prevent the tragic deaths of everyone in Gaia! Will she succeed?


 * Cloud Mows the Lawn - X rated, NSFW, NSFB, claimed by SolusLunes (pending Permission) (5/5/2011)
 * Cloud mows the lawn while Tifa watches. She is so engrossed that she craps on the floor while watching him. He comes back in and they promptly discover that they both get turned on by poop. Guess what happens next...
 * Aerith comes back from the dead just to engage in the scat play. I have no words for this.
 * I can see this taking a full character replacement massacre. Oh happy day.

Halo

 * Help With Escaping - T rated. - Claimed by Maslab
 * The life story of a girl that became good friends with John AKA Master Chief, in training, but after being captured by the elites and imprisoned, she befriends an outcast elite. Bad at summarys, has mentions of books in it. TO BE REVISED
 * Spartan-II Sue, befriended an Elite, has a full name and no given number... just bad. Aggressively so.

Heavy Rain

 * Heavy Rain And The Mystery Of The Killer - M rated - Claimed by Herr Wozzeck
 * ok i am playing the SONY PLAYSTATION 3 game HEAVY RAIN so i made a fanfic of it but maybe there are a few twists well see so i hope you enjoy it as much as i enjoy the game
 * It's essentially a badly-written prose retelling of Heavy Rain. It has bad spelling, bad grammar, is ludicrously rushed, and hosts a plot twist that completely ignores canon (aside from the fact that it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever). Should I also mention that the author has an ego the size of the Great Wall of China?

Kingdom Hearts

 * Yellow as Blood, Red as the Sun - M rated. Claimed by PoorCynic
 * Axel was a vampire, and Roxas was a ragdoll. They hated each other. Fearing for the town's safety, Halloween Town decides that a arranged marriage will fix everything!...Yeah, OKAY. AkuRoku For Katie Lemons, Violence, Mpeg eventually. Ch. 8 up!


 * The Horribly Bloody Death of Kairi- M rated. - Claimed by Wide Eyed Idealist.
 * Kairi is derailed into an idiotic slut and bizarrely, violently murdered by Sora and Riku for getting in the way of their love hideously written and improbable slash. If anything deserves a "horribly bloody death", it is this fic. The author has done a couple of other Kairi-bashing badfics, one of which is also slash, and evidently intends to make a Suefic. I'll deal with them too

Left 4 Dead

 * Watching Over Her - M rated
 * Zoey finds herself in an unusual situation after a Boomer vomits on the Survivors as they're fighting a horde. Rated M just to be safe. 2-CHAPTER SEQUEL IS CURRENTLY BEING WRITTEN! - User:PitViperOfDoom

Legend of Zelda

 * Bloody Tears - K+ Rated - Claimed by Ray Chell, August 10, 2011. (Pending Permission)
 * Link has gotten himself into a bit of trouble so what do the Goddesses of Hyrule do they call on the one with Bloody Tears who is a stranger to their world and has no idea who the hero of time is Not OCxLink Will Be Confusing Mostly Experimental
 * My Inner Life (Link goes to a "shrine" to the author made by "fans" when original story was removed) - M-rated (NSFW) Claimed by Caddy-Shack
 * This is what happens when a fangirl starts to think that her lucid dreams about Link are actually a real second life that she lives. Complete with squicky bonding ceremony and total character derailment of every character who has ever interacted with Link. Did I mention that the writer truly believes that everything in the story has actually happened to her?
 * So, I read this recently, and found it endlessly hilarious. Like, seriously. The beginning rant is AMAZING material.

Mario

 * Luigi and Peasley's Summer Blossom - T rated. NSFB Claimed by Sneezier (Pending Permission)
 * A Mario mpreg I did out of boredom. Summary: Luigi's pregnant. Who's the father? Prince Peasley! What will happen? Will it turn out okay?
 * Aside from the Mpreg, most of the cast suffer from various degrees of OOC (Bowser Jr. being the most severe), four Mary Sues in total, unofficial cannon character death. I nicknamed this fic: Frozen Hell. This is one of my motives to join the PPC.


 * Blue Shelled Lover - Rated M NSFW Claimed by Sneezier (Pending Permission)
 * Kooper travels the Mushroom Kingdom during a time where almost evrey female is filled with lust and desire. Taking chapter requests. Contains: sex, rape, yaoi, and more... based on your decision
 * Contains Littlefoot x Cera style anatomy errors. Specifically reptiles with mammal sex organs.
 * Goomba incest in chapter 2

Mass Effect

 * Mass Effect: Invasion of the Reapers - M rated. Claimed by Herr Wozzeck
 * The brother of John Shepard first human spectre and savior of the citadel is nothing more than your average guy. Until he learned of his brother's fate
 * Shepard gets a non-canon brother who goes on adventures on a new Normandy. Let's just say there are numerous plot holes and plot conveniences, a Gary Stu, and a couple of scientific impossibilities with this one.
 * Mass Effect: Laus - T rated. Claimed by Herr Wozzeck
 * Laus. The mercenary group that will lead to my salvation. Laus. The mercenary group that will lead to my brothers rescue. Laus. The mercenary group that will lead to my fathers death.
 * Well... this fic doesn't feature any ME canons so far, but what it does have is an incredibly arrogant Gary Stu who wouldn't be so bad if not for the fact that he's only 15 and yet he checks out the Standard Mary Sue checklist for the continuum. Did I mention that the whole thing starts with an idiot premise?
 * Parallel Realities - M rated. Claimed by Herr Wozzeck
 * Shepard is a being from a parallel universe who came to the Mass Effect Galaxy to bring Cerberus to justice after the crimes they committed against his galaxy, only to find a greater threat to not just ME's Galaxy but his own.
 * Probably the single silliest AU fanfic I've ever read, period. It's got quite a few plot holes, mystical elements that don't really go anywhere, and a Shepard who is an extremely obvious Stu. It's at least creative, though.

Mega Man

 * The light of a smile - K+ rated. Claimed by Phobos March 8, 2011.
 * Netto and his friends have a new classmate,she seemed a bit depressed and why Enzan feel like he knows her? ENZANxOc BLUESxOc a bit of NETTOxMEIRU and ROCKxROLL Read/Review

Persona

 * Admiration - M rated, NSFW, NSFB. Claimed by Makari
 * Everybody knows that Ken adores Akihiko, but how extreme is that adoration? WARNING: Contains shota, yaoi, KenXAkihito oneshot.Please R&R
 * In addition to the shota, dubious grammar, format, spelling, nonexistent plot and lube.

Pokemon

 * The Day I Became Mew - Rated K+. Claimed by Goldenrod111 (pending permission)
 * Natasha makes a wish. Universe answers but in a most humorous way. Does Natasha have what it takes to be a Legendary? Who will she meet along the way? What trouble could she possibly get into? Original Character!
 * Blatant wish-fulfillment Sue, various other idiocy.


 * Pokemorph I Heros - M rated. Also claimed by MAXinsanity (Pending Permission)
 * TERRIBLE. That's all that can describe it...


 * a new journy M rate. again claimed by MAXinsanity. (Who is pending permission)
 * Ugh. I'm not sure if this one is worse than the one above...


 * Wabloo Swabloo - Rated K. Potentially NSFB. Claimed by Clockwork Artichoke (Permission Pending)
 * Some kind of blob of words mashed together semi-randomly. I'm not kidding. It doesn't have ANY coherence whatsoever.
 * Mission may end up failing since this thing's so bizarre. Hmm.
 * This can barely be called a fic- it looks more like the English language just vomited.

Portal

 * ITS MY LIFE! claimed by Jacer pending Permission. Rated T. NSFB. NSFW due to the author's belief that "wank" is a British swear. Wheatley uses it copiously.
 * Hi my name is Marrissa Roberts an I was in Portal Labs two with Chell an Wheetly. This is my life! THE FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW RELEASED ITS THE MOST EPIC ONE YET SO REED IT!
 * Probably a troll fic. Essentially the My Immortal of Portal. Minis abound, as does hideous SPaG. Mary Sue, character replacements, time travel, evil twins, robots having children, and more.

Prince of Persia

 * The God of Time - Rated T. Claimed by Sister-to-the-Queen (permission pending)
 * The pain of the past exists even for Kaileena, and she is forced to relive it as her and the Prince return to the land of her birth, and the hell of her father. The God of Time. Prince x Kaileena
 * Wellllll now... I'll be brief. What we have here is a disastrously OOC, totally disturbing (even for what it is) 'little-girls-like-getting-raped-by-daddy'-fic, with Kaileena as the little girl in question, the God of Time (OC) as daddy, and the Prince as a sickening blend of lecher, therapy counsellor, crybaby and prudish priest. And the author couldn't string a decent sentence together to save his (yes, his ) life. Add to that a bunch of utterly weird (and sick) OC's, and you're all set for this fun ride! Hahaha... Shoot me. Now.
 * We also get at least four mini-Dahakas (my idea), namely Kaileeena, Kailleena, the Pirnce and Shadi.
 * While this mission is in the works, click here to find out what I think of this horror, and what the mission will be like.

Resident Evil

 * http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2505916/1/Resident_Evil_Stay_Alive Claimed by Advanced Licker (Permission pending) July 10th, 2011.
 * Stuck in a game, Rick and I have to survive and beat them all in order to get back out.We encounter all the cool characters, and try to keep a low profile.Although, I am a very out spoken person... dun dun DUUUUUUUN!Chp.78 up! Sorry for wait!
 * Okay, so this is so bad that I want to cry. Geography errors, nonsensical descriptions, OOC-ness, grammar issues, the timeline was murdered, loads of things are misplaced... It's still not done yet, but the Sue in it is really bad. I also really don't want the author to find out.

Silent Hill

 * Broken Pieces - Rated M. NSFW. Possibly NSFB. Claimed by Teddy Leach (Permission pending)
 * James Sunderland has been in silent hill for just a few weeks and he is already broken can a 7 year old blond girl pick up the pieces that was once James Sunderland? WARNING VERY VERY MILD RAPE OF JAMES/OC===
 * Fatal Fascination - Rated M. NSFW. Claimed by Fish Custard
 * Consumed by a psychotic mind & driven by Instinct, Pyramid Head knows nothing but suffering. But when a young girl escapes the church & crosses paths with the demon, he must fight for his sanity and what he has come to love more than the taste of blood...
 * Girl falls mutually in love with Pyramid Head, gives him a stupid name, what more do you need to know? It's just awful on so many levels.

Tales of Symphonia

 * Ask The ToS Cast - T-rated. Claimed by AmitiRequiem (Permission Pending)
 * Summary: Have you ever had a question you wanted to ask them? See how they would respond? Well now you have the chance! Read this, then review telling me your question! you'll get your answer, i promise you that

Touhou

 * From the Sky and Beyond - T rated - Claimed by Firebird766
 * A man was trying to live a normal life until Flandre Scarlet literally fell into his hands. At that point, his life ceased being normal as he was pulled into a conflict that threatens both his world and Gensokyo.

World of Warcraft
Fallen Love: Queen Of Thy Hearts - rated T. Claimed by nakkel, pending permission. Tell Tale Heart Claimed by ShatteredSanity, permission pending
 * A young elven girl returns home to save the young Prince she knew as a child. But it seems her future was never to be with him. The Lich King and an Aspect both battle for her heart.
 * Note: Holy Light, what a Sue.
 * Abandoned by his own people and left for dead at the Sunwell, Kael'thas' only hope lies in the form of a druid. But this druid is something else entirely. Romance and Hurt/Comfort. What's not to like?
 * How about a wussy Kael'thas being revived after his cannonical death, OOC characters, and a warped timeline? Not to mention a Mary Sue.

Bandfic

 * Finding Fate - T rated - Claimed by Laburnum
 * This is my first Gorillaz fanfic. I think it will get better as it goes. I Made another chapter as well. This is Noodle finds a girl, and she falls in love with her, yuri. not heavy though.
 * (I didn't think it was possible to have biology fail by Gorillaz standards, but ... GUNSHOT WOUNDS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.)


 * Goodbye - T rated - Claimed by PitViperOfDoom
 * It wasn't meant to happen this way,but then again nothing ever happens the way we want it. Oneshot. Character Death.
 * Quite frankly, it's sappier than a bottle of maple syrup. I do want that cat, however.