User:Meow139

Hi! My name's meow139. Call me meow.

I have my own Sue Killing group, The SDC. That stands for Sue Destruction Corporation, and they go in to badfic, execute Sues in whatever way they find fitting. We also recruit Sues from badfic, but much more than the PPC does. Actually, almost half of the SDC agents were previously Mary Sues. The SDC is sort of like the PPC but different in many ways. First, there are seven departments.

Assasins- Go in to badfic and kill the sues.

CPS- Character Protecctive Services, like the PPC. Exorcises OOC canon characters (there are no such thing as canon!Sues in the SDC world) and deals with canons the suethor killed.

Pit Workers- Find badfic to kill.

Medical- Pretty much self explanatory.

Kinder- Takes care of all the young kids who can't work in the SDC yet.

Arms/Weapons- Keeps all sharp/pointy things in mint condition. Only verifiably sane agents work here.

Records- Keeps track of all of the sues that are killed.

We also have a Kindergarten, in whick children under 10 (working age) go to school and learn how to be good SDC agents. The whole point of the SDC is to fight a Mary Sue army that has emerged recently, following a mass breakout from a Mary Sue prison. Stories about this will be posted somewhere soon, but for now it's all being played out with my paper dolls in my bedroom.

I also am the nutcase person behind the blog Sue Tests, in which two sixteen year old girls, Ebba and Molly, experiment on Mary Sues.

I have known about the PPC since December 2011 but only joined the Board quite recently. I've read all the Original Series, a bunch of spinoffs, and am thinking of trying for permission soon.