TIANATDATPPC Part V

Part V of the Things I am not Allowed to Do at the PPC List.

Can be found on the PPC LJ Community here.

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324: I will not spray the Flowers with Agent Orange.

-Nor Trihexalophine1138.

-Nor any other defoliant.

-Not even the Bracket Fungus.

325: I will not enchant Acme products to work.

326: I am not Rose Potter.

-Nor a relative of her, or her future self or one of her druidesses.

327: I will not assimilate another Agent.

328: I will not try to unite the Deathly Hallows.

329: Cracking the Medical Department's d-base is forbidden.

-Especially for use in the Secrets room.

330: I will swap Grand Admiral Thrawn with Major General Stanley.

331: I will not set the militant Bahro loose in HQ.

332: Am not allowed to give use pictures of Rose Potter as threats to get more bleeprin.

333: Despite being able to take any form, I will reform from taking any form that will render me truely insane.

-Dalek and Borg forms are also out.

334: I will not pretend to be a Borg, enough though our uniforms have some Borg properties.

335: I will not attempt to start the Department of Overkill, at least not without exrpess approval from all Flowers, which is unlikely.

336: I will not import computer virii into the Matrix to try and crash it.

- even if I hear it bluescreens very prettily.

337: I will not randomly unplug two wires in DoSAT, and then cross them.

338: Conversely, I will not tell Makes-Things that I crossed two wires when I in fact did not.

339: I will not ignore the "Spatial Rift: No entry" signs, no matter where they may appear.

340: I will not replace Sues' magic books with grimoires on how to summon big, angry demons, who would then rampage and destroy the town/city/school/wherever.

-even if it's an extra-canonical location.

341: I will never challenge the locomotive for right-of-way in the halls.

342: I will not attempt to hurt myself in new and unusual ways to provoke a reaction out of Medical.

343: I will not attempt to make gunpowder in my response center.

-or thermite

-or napalm

344: I will never bring a live Sue to HQ, for the purpose of "sharing the fun" with other agents.

-Though sometimes amusing, I will never light another Agent on fire.

345: Termites. The Bonsai Mallorn, Just no.

346: I will not Imperius another Agent into becoming a nothlit.

347: I will not stage anti-war protests in Minas Tirith.

-Nor on Deep Space Nine.

348: I will not get anyone onto Chrysoprase's bad side.

-Except for Mary Sues and Gary Stus.

349: I will not leave caltrops all over Dream Valley.

350: I will not get Makes-Things drunk.

-Some of those machines require an alert mind to operate them.

351: I will not go swimming in the Floating Hyacinth's tank.

352: On a related note, I will not skinny-dip in the Fountain of Bleepka.

-Or the HQ pool, if it exists.

353: I will not let a fantard into the presence of his/her Lust Object outside of an OFU.

354: I am not allowed to send a copy of the '50 Things I am no longer allowed to do at Hogwarts' list to any Hogwarts student or faculty member.

-Especially not to the Weasley twins.

-Sending a copy of 'Things SG Teams Are No Longer Allowed To Do' (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2815053/1/Things_SG_Teams_are_No_Longer_Allowed_to_Do) to Jack O'Neil is equally prohibited.

-I may not send any form of any list of forbidden actions in any location to any canon character.

-Not even if that character is unlikely to spread it around or do anything on the list in question. The quiet ones are always the worst.

355: I will not portal a Zooanthrope Agent into a double planet system at random.

-No, not even Wallace-and-Gromit-verse Kyniclanthropes.

356: I will not give Sirrus all the red pages or Achenar the blue.

-Nor will I give Esher the Tablet.

357: I will not use a CAD in That Series.

-Or Ch* Ch*ng's D*sires.

358: I will never send anyone into a You!Fic without a YCD.

359: I will not try to cross Narnia over with HDM.

360: I will not try to rob Gringotts.

361: I will not give a mini to a G'home Gnome.

362: I will not portal anyone to Qrrbrbirlbel who hasn't had Kendallverse survival training.

363: I will not unleash macroviruses in HQ.

364: I will not use a Sun Crusher to threaten the Flowers.

-Or a Xindi Superweapon.