Lori Starrett

Lori Jane Starrett is a scientist in the Department of Analytical Science, Suvian and Wraith Experiments and Research Division. She and her partner/spouse Bill joined on October 23, 2008.

The two of them are written by Lily Winterwood.

Backstory
Lori met Bill in undergrad, where she was studying veterinary science. She worked as a veterinary nurse for a while before her interests turned towards education. The two of them got married, and then Lori got caught in a semi-fic blip plothole that landed her in the PPC.

Appearance
She is about six feet tall and skinny. Being farsighted, Lori is forced to wear reading glasses. She has green eyes and curly red hair.

Personality
Lori is generally amicable and reliable, forming a close friendship with the agents who found her after her plothole dropped her in HQ and helped her get around. Though she and Bill are very family-oriented, having decamped from HQ to New Caledonia so that their son Liam can be raised in a more normal environment, the two of them have also been working on advancing de-Glitterification technology for the past thirteen years. The two of them are determined to use this technology to lessen the need for assassinations.

Lori has a weak spot for Legolas and has latent Legoluster tendencies.

Other
Lori is the mother of Liam Fallis. She and Bill also own a mini-Centurion named Rosilin.

Appearances

 * "Prologue? Or First Chapter? Aw, Whatever"
 * In which Christianne Shieh and Eledhwen Elerossiel recruit Lori and Bill.
 * Updated and edited for continuity here.
 * "Let's Get Lost in HQ!"
 * Or rather... let's watch Lori and Bill get lost in HQ! Newbies.
 * Updated and edited for continuity here.
 * "Plotholes and Meatloaf and Angels, Oh My!"
 * Lori's beaker of freshly-pureed Sue liver is stolen in the fight against Slorp.
 * "A Girl Out of Time" (Link is NSFW)
 * Lori is mentioned as being on the lookout for Extra Rings of Speshul.
 * "Illogical in All the Right Ways"
 * Lori is mentioned as having complained about the volcano scene in Star Trek: Into Darkness.
 * "And So My World Awoke"
 * Lori and her son Liam meet Christianne and Eledhwen in the Cafeteria, where they complain about being served Tantaflaf. Later, Lori takes Christianne to the DMSE&R labs to meet multiversal physicist Dr Horatio Graves.
 * "Rose Of The Dark Abyss"
 * Lori is prevailed upon for last-minute babysitting.

Research Papers

 * "Does the Amount of Glitter in Mary Sue Blood Affect the Type of Sue it Will Be?", co-authored with Bill Fallis