Sporkamol


 * Not to be confused with a spork or the act of sporking.

Sporkamol (pronounced "spork-em-all") is a brain bleach–based medicine that works similarly to Bleeprin or Suebuprofen. Unlike Bleeprin, it isn't harmful to avian or Gallifreyan physiologies, but is unsafe for snake or cat agents due to containing paracetamol (known in the US as acetaminophen); thus, snake, cat, or werefeline agents should probably take Bleeprin or Suebuprofen instead.

Like basically any medicine containing brain bleach, it is not recommended to take Sporkamol in excess, although no known overdoses have been reported.

The faux vodka variant is called Sporka.