Assassination Methods

There are many different ways to kill a Sue, ranging from the classical arrow to the chest, to the more creative method of pitting them against another Sue with a similar description. This is an incomplete list of those methods. They are classified by the continuum in which they took place, usually but not always the continuum of the badfic.

Animorphs

 * Black Hole - Used by Agents Tangara and Tawaki against Forlay


 * The mantle of the Hork-Bajir world - Used by Tangara and Tawaki against Gem Stoned.

Discworld

 * Agatean thunder clay and Klatchian coffee - used by Agents Manx, Shadow, and Jill Greenleaf to kill Angua Sue. They strapped her to an activated barrel of Thunder Clay, force-fed her the coffee, and threw her over the edge of the Disc. Klatchian coffee, according to Jill, "strips away the fluffy pink clouds that protect the human mind. And Sues are practically made of those little delusions and plotholes and excuses." Therefore, it causes them to disintegrate. The Thunder Clay exploded before Angua Sue fully disintegrated, thus winning Shadow the five-dollar bet.


 * Assassin's Guild receipt - a handy excuse for leaving bodies lying around in Ankh-Morpork, used by Dafydd and Vemi to explain away the corpses of Lascivia Sto-Helit and a Hogfather impersonator.


 * Auditors - employed by Agents Dafydd and Selene to dispose of Al.


 * Elves - employed by Agents Jay and Acacia for removal of Arwen-replacing Sue.


 * Replica of the Piecemaker - used by Agents Jill and Redd to kill Nakia and destroy the bodies of her and her co-star Zain.


 * Silver - Employed by Agents Dafydd and Vemi to kill Jayson.


 * Sledgehammer - Used efficiently by Agents July and Library to get rid of the so-normal-she's-speshul Death-glomping Sue Elizabeth Shaul.

Doctor Who/Torchwood

 * Acidic Sea on Marinus - Agent Dustin dropped the impostor Doctor into it.


 * Autons - Killed Cassandra Hunter


 * Fairies - The offending Sue was choked using the method the fairies used on anyone who harmed a Chosen One.


 * Gods of Ragnarok - Agents Tawaki and Dustin sent an uncanonical sister of Bret and Sara to the Psychic Circus.


 * Happiness Patrol - Agents Tawaki and Dustin gave the impostor Rose to them.


 * Krillitanes - Employed by Agents Tawaki and Dustin against a Classic Who/Sarah Jane Adventures crossover Sue.


 * Neutralizer (Dalek weapon) - Agent Charlie exterminated Bridget Sue.


 * Shot - Agents Tasmin Haynes and Emma Julia shoots Captain Jack-obsessed Caden O'Connor to prevent her from dying via exsanguination.


 * Special Weapons Dalek - Agents Del, Light Fixture, and Sernak faced an impostor Davros with it.


 * Taren Capel's robots - Employed by Tadkeeta and Eclectica against the impostor Leela.


 * Walking the plank, Zanak style - Tawaki and Dustin made The Master's Twu Wuv do so.

Dragonriders of Pern

 * Eaten by Thread - Used by the team gathered to destroy the Mary-Sues Roma Lupin, Alanna, and Nadia.
 * Giant Fireball - Deployed by Agent Alec Troven on a co-mission to take out the uncanonical Lorram's Smith and the Mary-Sue and bit characters inside it. Him. Whatever. It was gross.

Farscape

 * Mostly Dead - Agents Supernumerary and Ilraen left the useless non-canon wizard Dr. Jenkins frozen in stasis on the Diagnosan's planet in the Farscape continuum. He'll remain there until he can serve a purpose as an organ donor, at which time he will become all dead. Unless the Scarrans destroy the facility first, in which case he'll still die. It's a win-win situation.

Firebird Series

 * Crystace - Agents Iskillion and Zan beheaded Ky-Wynn Ekiee Bethia Agosto Kai-Isteea-Calldwell-Bell-Renno-Angelo, after she'd forced Tawaki to turn a dendric striker on himself.

Firefly

 * Reavers - Agents Rez and Flip portalled River!Sue to a reaver ship. Killing Sues thus was officially forbidden soon after.

Fullmetal Alchemist

 * Bullet to the head - employed by Agents Salix and Tan. The unlucky victim...I mean, deserving Sue was named Ria.

Gilbert and Sullivan

 * Exploding Canon Analysis Device - Iskillion and Tawaki threw a doomed CAD at Poke-Mon.
 * Seppuku - Iskillion made Shitty-Ping commit seppuku.

Harry Potter

 * Acromantula - Agents Tawaki and Tadkeeta fed Megan Dumbledore to them.


 * Dueling with Dumbledore - Stu!Dumbledore was given to the *real* Dumbledore by Agents Trojie and Paddlebrains


 * Flesh-Eating Slugs - employed by Agents Laburnum and Foxglove against Blaise Zabini Sue.


 * Fluffy - employed by Agents Manx and Shadow to dispose of a Sue by the name of Marimtudada.


 * Incendio - employed by Agents Laburnum and Foxglove against Ariana Alexis Azivedo and her parents, and against a bit-part Death Eater.


 * Knockturn Alley - the Sues Maddie and Terrah were immune to magic, and therefore couldn't be restrained or killed with spells. Agents Naomi, Laburnum, and Foxglove killed them with a non-magical axe and sabre, then dumped the bodies in Deathly Hallows-era Knockturn Alley, where nobody would be surprised to find the mangled bodies of two Muggles.


 * Lethal injection - Agent Supernumerary injected a concentrated salt solution into a nerfed!Snape doppelganger in his first mission with Agent Ilraen. There was a lot of twitching.


 * Long Way Down - Agents July and Library portalled Lily Evans' American Half Sister Sue to the Forbidden Forest. Or, to be more precise, a few hundred feet over the Forbidden Forest. With no broom.


 * Long Way Down with a Splash -- Agents Chliever the Corroder and Winston Chalmers tossed a stu!Harry and stu!Draco, as well as randomly placed stu!Frodo and stu!Sam from the top of the Astronomy Tower and down to the lake.


 * Mauling by Drake - Agent Drake was inspired by Makes-Things' discussion of kumiho and tore out the liver of Princess Rikai.


 * Misspelled spell - Lord Voldemort used the "Crutacious Curse" on Cordelia Driscol, turning her into a weird naked crab sort of thing. Agents Supernumerary and Ilraen took advantage of it in their first mission.


 * Quintaped - Employed by Agents Tawaki and Melpomene against an unidentified daughter of Merlin and Ravenclaw.


 * Sectumsempra - Agent Paddlebrains used this hex to slash the throats of Stu!Harry and Stu!Draco as Harry has 'a nasty habit of dodging' Avada Kedavra.


 * Whomping Willow - employed by Agents Jay and Acacia to remove a Sue named Serenity.

Heroes

 * Dropped off the Empire State Building - John Stu was dropped off the roof of the building, hogtied, by Agents Titus and Murtagh.


 * Nerve agent - Agents Titus and Murtagh injected the Sue Dr. Isabella Swan with the nerve agent soman, causing her a slow and painful death.


 * Blown up in Whitebeard's Camp - Agents Titus and Murtagh portalled the Sues Serena and Maggie/Isabelle Lansya to a tent filled with gunpowder in Whitebeard's Camp in 17th Century Japan, moments before Hiro Nakamura blew up the tent with Takezo Kensei and the Sues inside.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

 * The Great Hrung Disaster - Iskillion, Tawaki, and Hul portalled Calca Avis to Betelgeuse 5 just before the Hrung collapsed on it.

Land Before Time

 * 13 Agents. And a Horse. Original go of LxC. Self explanatory.


 * Beartrap and Ants - Trojie took Sue!Cera down with a bear-trap, hogtied her and rolled her down a hill, covered in honey, into an ant nest.


 * C4 BBQ Another round of LxC. The grandparent!Sues were exploded courtesy of C4 from the Stargate continuum, and then barbecued.


 * Lava - LxC. Sue!Ali and Stu!Littlefoot are herded through a portal into a lava pit and, in the words of Agent Trojie - 'crispy fried'.


 * Meteor - LxC. Trojie and Pads teleported Grandma!Sue and Grandpa!Stu from LxC to the location of the Chicxulub crater 65 million years ago. Before there was a crater there.


 * Meteor - LxC. Sue!Cera and Stu!Littlefoot, after being stunned.


 * Vivisection - LxC. Trojie vivisected tranquilized Sue!Ali and Stu!Littlefoot.

Lord of The Rings

 * Axe - Agents Achren and Obsidian killed Amy Caduceus with one.


 * Balrog - employed by Agents Jay and Acacia to kill Anirana and Hanae.


 * Burning - Agents Jay and Acacia burned down the noncanonical area of woodland in which a Sue named Pangaea was standing. Also used by Agents Dafydd and Selene to remove the noncanonical village of Hasland, along with Amariel Halfelven and Theaden of Lórien.


 * Cave Collapse - A non-canonical cave system collapsed after the death of the Sue responsible for its existence, killing all of her kin, the Betrayed, trapped within.


 * Cracks of Doom - employed by Agents Jay and Acacia to kill Alex and Charlie.


 * Crebain - employed by Agents Jay and Acacia to dispose of Akasha.


 * Falls of Rauros - Agents Logan and Entropy disposed of Listala over the Falls, who wanted to end up dead with her erstwhile love, Boromir, on his funeral boat.She got her wish, more or less.
 * Geographical expansion - Agents Dafydd and Selene were forced to take on "legolas by laura", in which Mordor is suddenly two hundred yards away from Mirkwood. They fixed this by tying the Sue's arms to a rock in Mordor and her legs to a tree in Mirkwood, then knocking her out, allowing the canonical distance to snap back.


 * Glaurung - the dragon. Used by Agents Jay and Acacia to destroy Elvira Magiseer and Silavren Silvereyes.


 * Guards of Menegroth - used by Dafydd and Selene to kill Daeron.


 * Huorns - Dafydd and Selene gave a wounded and poisoned Adariel of Lakewood to the Huorns.


 * Lightning - Agent Selene's weather-controlling abilities were used to destroy the noncanonical country of Silmador, along with its princess, Eledhwen Vanyarda Chúhana.


 * Midgewater - employed by Agents Jay and Acacia to get rid of Emma and Kivan Silverblade.


 * Miss Cam and the Elves In Black - of OFUM, employed by Agents Jay and Acacia to deal with Andromielle Zinnia.


 * Moria - employed by Agents Jay and Acacia to dispose of Mithril Starlight.


 * Mumakil - used by Agents Jay and Rhus to destroy the body of Candace Van Allen.


 * Old Man Willow - Agents Mara and Isaiah released Kasey, Samantha, Shandell, Keira. Allyson and Rachel into the Old Forest, where the trees conspired to herd them down to Old Man Willow, who lured them in with his song and crushed them to death.


 * Orcs - employed by Agents Jay and Acacia to dispose of Phoenix.


 * Orthanc - Agents Jay and Acacia threw Alexis Moonbeam off the tower's roof.


 * Poison - Agent Constance Sims forced poison down the throat of Imarátoiel, who had mentioned that she wanted to be dosed. You should really be careful what you wish for, especially if you are a Sue being hunted by PPC Agents.


 * Ring of Sairalindë - magical ring taken from a Sue, used by Agent Dafydd to destroy Celebrian and her orcs.


 * Sacrificed to GreyLadyBast - Evelyn Sue was brought back to HQ after Shadowfax declined the opportunity to kill her for placing a saddle and bridle on him. Agents Mara and Isaiah then allowed her to be used in the initiation of Agent Miiro.


 * Sea - used by Agents Jay and Acacia for bulk disposal of Deminica and her eight co-Sues (Arond, Mianatis, Galami, Shirlia, Carenada, Adromeda, Lanalei and Kylina).


 * Staked out to drown - Used by Agents Rilwen and Cavan upon the Replacement Sue and Stus for Arwen, Legolas, Aragorn, Glorfindel and Elrond.


 * Shelob - employed by Agents Jay and Acacia to kill Gwendolyn Elizabeth Huntington.


 * Shot with an arrow - Agent Dafydd used this method to kill Táraundomewen. Also used on various occasions by Jay and Acacia, although Acacia was noted for her use of poisoned arrows.


 * Smaug - employed by Agents Fireblade, Keitaro, and Kali against Honesah Hoononee Keemo.


 * Spiders of Mirkwood - Ambellina, a Sprite, was thrown to the giant arachnids by Agents Cassie Young and Nat Freidar.


 * Stalagmites - Agents Mara and Rosie impaled Felina on stalagmites in Aglarond.


 * Tevildo - Agents Jaster and Threnody fed a You!Sue to him.


 * Throat torn out - Agent Pads subjected several OCs to this during the Bad Slash mission Eternal.


 * Torture - Agent Cassie Young used this method on an illegitimate Aragorn and Arwen's Daughter!Sue. It took rather a long time and the job had to be finished off by Nat Freidar. This particular method of execution was not regarded with favour by the Flowers.


 * Ungoliant - Agents Tadkeeta and Eclectica fed Vanyáliel to her.


 * Warg disguises - Employed by Jaster, Threnody, and Harmony against Honesah.


 * Watcher in the Water - employed by Agents Jay and Acacia to dispose of Laurel.


 * Witch-king - employed by Agents Dafydd and Selene to kill Sairalindë. Apparently the Witch-king did not recognise her as his daughter, despite her claims to this status.

Mossflower

 * Adder triplets - employed by Agents Laburnum and Foxglove against Kurda Sue.


 * Asmodeus - employed by Agents Rena and Shay to kill Psilophyta Magnoliopsida.


 * Bloodwrath - Agent Tawaki attacked an abbeyful of Sues while Melpomene read the charges.


 * Broken skull - Agent Drake, accompanied by Naomi, Stormsong and Skyfire, killed Silvamord Sue, a.k.a. Suevamord, by crushing her skull with a solid silver, um, shall we say, "object", which she had recently been using. The body was then skinned and dumped in Castle Floret's moat.


 * Canon Catapult - used by Agents Mara and Isaiah to purge Sampetra of the influence of Rinj. It didn't kill her, but it did turn her into a normal corsair rat rather than a Sue (eg "ugly, craven and stupid"). Also used by Laburnum and Foxglove for bulk killing of a noncanonical vermin horde.


 * Disembowelment - Agent Jill is a werewolf, and used her wolf form to maul Zain and Darkhan when on a mission with Agent Redd. The body, the co-star Sue Nakia, and the building they had been in were then destroyed with a replica of Discworld's "Piecemaker" weapon.


 * Gloomer - employed by Agents Nin Brandt and Luxury for convenient disposal of Tsarmina Sue, a.k.a. Tsuemina.


 * Ruggan Bor with a sabre - pointed at Rosebay Willowherb by Agents Manx and Shadow. Exactly what he did will be omitted for reasons of good taste.


 * Salamandastron - employed by Agents Laburnum and Foxglove to dispose of Cregga Sue and Bladestripe. This may sound odd until one considers that Salamandastron is an extinct volcano, and therefore if one portals back in time far enough, at some point it must have been active ...


 * Skrabblag - employed by Agents Laburnum and Foxglove against Mariel Sue.


 * Teeth of the Deeps - employed by Agents Naomi and Drake to dispose of Fernflower.


 * Yo Karr - employed by Agents Laburnum and Foxglove for bulk disposal of Katie, David, Jessica Jenks, Jessica Clark, Jane, Heather, Chris and Logan (also known as Tigerlily, Aggron, Crystallyn, Jane, Yeather, Dixon and Tollaw - or possibly Tallow, it changed at random moments).

Myst

 * Camoudile - Employed by Tangara and Kedri'Neref against Dyzl ro'Jinte. Also used by Tawaki and Melpomene against Dessinda of Everdunes.


 * Selenitic Mazerunner - Agents Hammertong and Tangara ran The Stranger's sister over with the Mazerunner.


 * Spire's atmosphere - Hammertong and Tangara weighted Barm's body to increase his terminal velocity and pushed him off Spire.


 * Wahrk - Employed by Hammertong and Tangara against Rheim son of Sirrus.


 * Ymur - Hammertong and Tangara gave Evil!Yeesha to Ymur, who hated all Ronay with a passion.

Narnia

 * Boiled to death - Nick and Tawaki took Felicity Brown to Calormen, where she mouthed off to the Tisroc, who was Not Amused.


 * Deathwater Island - employed by Agents Nick and Tawaki to kill Andrantiel.


 * The Deplorable Word - After Nick was incapacitated, Tawaki portalled Erik Servint to Charn just before Jadis destroyed it.


 * The Desert - Tawaki and Dustin crippled Peony in the desert between Archenland and Calormen.


 * Divine wrath - Aslan has sometimes come roaring in and slain Mary Sues. Examples include a Peter's-Grandson!Stu and Robecca


 * Drowning - Tawaki and Dustin drowned Alyssa in Cauldron Pool.


 * Flames - Employed by Nick and Tawaki against Narnia Evenshire.


 * The ice plains that remained of the world - Agents Nick and Tawaki took Elizabeth Bennet to the ice plain.


 * Repeated hoof blows - Agents Tawaki, Melpomene, and Tadkeeta kicked Katarina, James, Lily, and Matthew Terrence to death in Centaur disguise.


 * Sword - Employed by Nick and Tawaki against Toulouse, the Talking Cat Stu. Nick stabbed him in the heart (nine times, to be on the safe side).


 * Throat torn out - Replacement!Peter had his throat torn out by Pads in her dog form. She subsequently buried the corpse.

Naruto

 * Shredded by Agent Drake - Agent Drake is an anthropomorphic fox, who took the vulpine characteristics of Uchiha Foxx as a personal attack and fought her to the death while both were in full-fox form. Not much was left of her at the end.

Peanuts

 * Cruise missiles - Employed by Agents Tadkeeta and Tawaki against the Canon Sues and Stus of WhereverthefuckthePeanutsliveat Town.

Pirates of the Caribbean

 * Burned to death - Ashlee met her painful demise when one of her own compatriots swung a burning torch too close to her tarred and feathered body.


 * Challenger Deep - the deepest point of the Marianas Trench. Agents Jira and SchmuckLeigh threw a weighted-down Salina Marie Doubou (aka Salina Rose) into it.


 * Drowning - Agents Mara and Isaiah allowed Bo'sun to punch Lauren Sue over the side of the Pearl. The broken/cracked ribs caused by the punch ensured that she didn't stay above water for too long.


 * Given to Agent Shmuckleigh - Agents Mara and Isaiah gave Shay Leigh Turner to Agent Shmuckleigh, who happily disposed of the Sue that dared steal her name.


 * Hanging - used by Agent Isaiah to kill Crystallina Sparrow.


 * Port Royal citizens - Tiernan, James, Phil and Amanda were tarred and feathered and set loose in Port Royal where the citizens dealt with them for proclaiming, rather loudly, that they were pirates.


 * Punctuation Shower - Maggie Sue was sentenced to be used as a shield by Agent Mara during a downpour of all the punctuation that had been missed out by her Suethor creator.


 * Keelhauling - Maria Fauntez was keelhauled three times by Agents A. Gallowglass and Lena Montrose, then the remains were weighted-down and dumped into the sea off the coast of Jamaica.


 * Tossed from the walls of Fort Charles - Bella Swann, the Elizabeth copycat, proved that it was, in fact, a miracle that Elizabeth missed the deadly rocks when she fainted off the side of the fort.


 * Shot from the Canon Cannon - Salina Marie Doubou Lennox Rose (the piratate) met her end with a large KABOOM and a spray of glitter-dust.

Shakespeare

 * Dagger - Agent A. Gallowglass stabbed Morgain with one.

Star Trek

 * Decapitation - How Alec Troven first killed Marissa Picard.


 * D'k tahg - Employed by Tawaki and Melpomene against Sarah Janeway.


 * Lirpa - Tawaki killed Aeryn with a lirpa.


 * Phaser - Used by Agents Lócë and Infinity against the Sues they face.

Star Wars

 * Blaster fire - Self explanatory.


 * Blorash Jelly - Intern Hul destroyed OOP-937 with blorash jelly.


 * Incineration - When several clips of repeating blaster fire, lightsaber wounds, and even Mandalorian crushgaunts proved insufficient to kill a particularly irritating shapeshifting Sue with healing-powers, Drental Parjir opened a portal to the centre of a star and forced the Sue into it.


 * Lightsaber - Self explanatory.


 * Malachor V Mass Shadow Generator - Used by Agents Alex, Drental, Kat, and Samuel to put down Scarlett/Scarlet Solo.


 * Mandalorian Crushgaunts - Used by Drental Parjir to dispose of numerous OCs and a Clone Stu by breaking their necks.


 * A Mary Sue's uncanonical class of starfighter: Used by Tadkeeta to destroy a ship of Mary Sues.


 * Rylothan Mind Control Drug - Used by Alex Warren and Drental Parjir to force a Sue to commit suicide-by-Grievous.
 * Sacrificed by the Yuuzhan Vong - Agents Tawaki and Dustin portalled Akaia to a temple to Yun-Yammka


 * Voxyn - Used by Agents Cavan and Rilwen to kill Deez.

Stargate SG1/Atlantis

 * Flaming Denethor reenactment = Pads and Trojie set Kithra Sue on fire using Newton Pulsifer's firelighters and booted her off the spire of Atlantis.

Sub-Department of Rare Fandoms

 * Broken neck - Several Sues found their demise when their neck was broken by agent Allison.


 * Bullet to the head - Tasmin's favorite method of assassination is a bullet to the head.


 * Crossbow - One Sue in MacGyver was assassinated by shooting an arrow at her with a crossbow.


 * Decapitation - Sean Brock was decapitated with a samurai sword by agent Allison.


 * Garotte - On her second encounter with agent Allison Cassandra Thompson was strangled using a piano wire.


 * Shovel - Cassandra Thompson was first beaten to death with a shovel on a graveyard, and then left in an open grave.


 * Strangulation - Allison strangled one Murdock luster with her bare hands.


 * Thrown off a roof - It is not actually possible to kill someone in A-Team fandom by throwing them off a roof.

Tamora Pierce

 * Bell: Agent Rose/Ross beat lady Chisakami with a Bell.


 * Writing: The Ross personality of Rose/Ross literally wrote Hayden the MaleTwin!Stu to death with a fountain pen.


 * Fencing Sabre and Mt. Doom: Ross stabbed Kaylin, Hayden's Twin sister, before kicking her into the Crack of Doom.

The Matrix

 * Squiddies - Agents Achren and Obsidian left Shadow on the Nebuchadnezzar just before its destruction.

Video Games

 * Strangulation - Agent Arti strangled an Imposter!Stu with the towel he had worn into the mission. The body was then dumped in the Halo-Verse where it was sniped and subjected to the usual treatment employed by the victor.

Bionicle

 * Mask of Corruption - Agent Tawaki made rust rust away.

Doom

 * Shotgun - John Stalvern became a zombie (after Trojie and Pads enjoyed the respawn function for a while) and then Pads shot him with a shotgun.

Half-Life

 * Headcrabs - of the Half-Life continuum. Agents Titus and Murtagh threw the Stu, John Freeman, into a known headcrab nest (the bottom of the Ravenholm mineshaft), where he was bitten and poisoned to death - slowly.

Halo

 * Curbstomping - Agent Zodfang stomped Joe Chief's head into a bloody paste the first time he and Marcus were sent to kill him.


 * Gunshot - Agent Marcus prefers to simply shoot his targets, a policy he held to in the second part of his and Zodfang's double mission by shooting Joe Chief in the face.

Metroid

 * Super Missiles - a Samus Character Replacement was subjected to several dozen of these by the real Samus after Agents Alex and Drental released her.

Super Smash Brothers series

 * Author - Spidey3000 saw the error of his ways and blew his namesake Gary-Stu's head off with a shotgun.

Warcraft/World of Warcraft

 * Canon crossbow - Agent Renée Garrett shot Vindicator Alexei (AKA "Vindicator Spring Goddamn Sky") twice with an Emberhawk Crossbow (and then cut his throat to make sure).


 * Industrial marking pen - Agents Renée Garrett and Phoebe Claypool used this to write "DRAENEI-LOVER!" and a charge list on Gaerien (AKA "Mr. Nice Demon") before porting him into the immediate vicinity of Kil'jaeden the Deceiver.


 * Removal of deus ex machina - With neither of her two associated Marty Sams around to rescue her, Anchorite Ranith (AKA "Anchorite Tsundere") was left dying of a poisoned arrow wound as the Suefic starring her was deleted.

Watership Down

 * A hawk's beak - Tawaki, disguised as a hawk, mangled Bunny as the fic was being deleted.

Young Wizards

 * Not a Sue - Agents Supernumerary and Ilraen discovered that Emily was a wraith, not an actual Sue. They exorcised her with the help of canon characters Tom and Carl.

Miscellaneous Other

 * Agent Luxury - employed by Agents Jay and Acacia to dispose of the corpses of Aislinn the unicorn and Link. Best not to ask what she does with them.


 * Agent X - Tore Vearanniel apart with a maximum of pain and suffering.


 * The cold storm from "Annabelle Lee" - employed by Agents Suicide and Ithalond to kill Anna-Belle Dialer.


 * Drip Tiberius Rat - demonic personification of Lust from the webcomic Jack (NSFW). Jackson Earl Simon was given to him by Agents Laburnum and Foxglove. Shortly afterwards, Drip was forbidden as an execution method and Laburnum and Foxglove were placed in therapy yet again.


 * Flames - the PPC-verse version of flame emails, which actually are literal flames. Employed by Agents Jay and Acacia to kill Ariuella Shadowfox.


 * Frustrated villain - Big Brother was none too pleased when Lossenlindëiel failed to retain a segment of the Key to Canon.


 * Hobbers - worshippers of the rat god Hobb in Robin Jarvis' Deptford Mice books, known for skinning sacrificial victims alive in a process known as the "bloodybones". Used by Agents Laburnum and Foxglove to kill Mariel Sue.
 * Masturbating  - suggested by Agent Drake as a way to kill feline Sues ("Naomi says God kills a kitten every time I masturba-") during "For Your Eyes Only", a Squick-laden fic in which the Naruto characters were transformed into hermaphroditic kittens for reasons which presumably made perfect sense to the author. Vetoed by Naomi, Stormsong, and Skyfire on the grounds of good taste and the fact that "If you're physically capable of doing that after seeing this fic, you need professional help."


 * The Jaunt - from a Stephen King short story, used by Agents Laburnum and Foxglove to remove a Lisa Simpson Sue. Evidence suggests the Jaunt disassembles the body on a molecular level while leaving the brain alive to experience an apparent eternity with no outside input, which generally annihilates the sanity. If set to Nil, the body is not reassembled at the other end, thus making it a perfect body disposal system.


 * Red - of the webcomic No Rest for the Wicked. Hates "clever beasts" and therefore was a perfect execution method for the Cluny replacement of That Series, whom she chopped up with her axe, despite the fact that "clever beasts" was stretching a point with that particular character replacement. Used by Agents Manx and Shadow.


 * Redneck Trees - of the webcomic Something Positive. Talking trees which use their roots to ... you don't want to know. Employed by Agents Laburnum and Foxglove (Stormsong and Skyfire were present, but deny all responsibility) to kill two Pointless Rapist Bit-Characters by the names of Raketooth and Crabclaw from a Redwall fic. Officially forbidden as an execution method shortly after they used it.


 * Slit Throat - For expediency's sake, Agent Glass slit the throat of Morgain after detaching her from Don Pedro. The corpse was disposed of on the battlefield outside Dunsinane.


 * Springfield Tire Fire - Used by Suicide and Ithalond against Springfield


 * "Trampled to death by a rabid Led Zeppelin audience" - employed by Agent Trojanhorse to dispose of Kasia and Elleelen.