Zed

Agent Zed is a member of the Department of Floaters. She is written by Chatvert.

Appearance
Zed has long, black hair which she keeps tied back in a braid that has a jade ring at the end. Her skin is a dark tan - well, most of it. The rest is patched in odd colors, bluish-green and grey, with the odd patch of russet. If you ask her about it, she will glare at you, but it's widely speculated that Igor had to patch her back up as best he could when she returned from a mission gone wrong. In addition to her uniform, she wears her trusty red pen, a memento of her DTE days, on a silver chain around her neck. She also keeps a necktie on her at all times, usually around her head. Nobody really knows the significance of this (with the notable exception of Kitty Callahan, and she doesn't want to talk about it...ever), but Zed gets very, very...upset when other people try and touch or remove her 'nice tie'.

Personality
The words "homicidal maniac" come to mind. Zed is playful, but playful in the manner of a big cat. It is possible that the rampant abuse of grammar she was exposed to in DTE has turned her brain completely sideways. She is known to still carry around a red pen on every single mission, and has killed with it before. She's amiable enough, but can be distant to people she does not know well.

History
Zed used to work in the Department of Technical Errors for a few years, until she finally got fed up with the constant failure to use proper grammar and punctuation rules. She was transferred to Bad Slash for a brief stint after she tried to strangle Legolas for going three paragraphs without using a comma. For no adequately explained reason, she was shortly thereafter shunted to the Department of Floaters (although stories circulate about a Heroes/Star Wars crossover slash orgy). One possible explanation as to why she got transferred out may be that she actually likes slash, and is willing to see redeeming aspects in almost any piece of slashfic, no matter how gods-awful it is.

Agent Timeline

 * January 2005 - Recruited to the PPC in the Department of Technical Errors.
 * November 2006 - Transferred to the Department of Bad Slash.
 * June 2007 - Transferred to the Department of Floaters.
 * April 2008 - Partnered with Agent Kippers.

Notable Missions
Under construction.

Mission Logs
Coming soon.