Despatch Kit

Despatch kit - Includes the following:

* Anachronism Detector/Decontaminator * CAD, Heavy-duty * Memory Implant Device * Neuralyzer * Reality Checker * Universal Translator * Whatsit (Anachronistic Biochemical Substance Eliminator)

* Non-technological items: o Ipecac syrup: To induce vomiting. NOTE: Use ONLY if the Whatsit doesn't have a character's particular metabolism in its databank. o Knock-out drops: To knock out the author long enough to return the characters to what they should be doing. o Mace: If the author is a Mary Sue/Marty Sam of a most blatant type, they may wind up warping things enough that the characters try to defend them against their removal. Mace can't hurt them, but it will knock them out. o Senna pods: To hurry uncanonical food through a character's system. NOTE: Use ONLY if the Whatsit doesn't have a character's particular metabolism in its databank. (PPC:Despatch)