Bill Fallis

William "Bill" Fallis is a scientist in the Department of Analytical Science, Suvian and Wraith Experiments and Research Division. He and his partner/spouse Lori Starrett joined on October 23, 2008.

The two of them are written by Lily Winterwood.

Backstory
Bill met Lori in undergrad, where she was studying veterinary science. They married after graduation, before Lori disappeared in a semi-fic blip plothole and landed in the PPC. Bill was recruited shortly thereafter.

Appearance
Bill is almost the opposite of Lori in terms of figure and height. He is short (5'3") and rather robust, whereas she is tall and slender. He has blond hair and blue eyes.

Personality
Bill is generally an easygoing guy, often being found hanging out with other colleagues at Rudi's various game circuits. He does have a mild jealous streak, especially since his wife likes to latch herself onto certain pointy-eared Elvish princelings. Despite that, he and Lori have a happy family and have devoted their PPC careers to advancing de-Glitterification technology.

Other
Bill, Lori, and their son Liam live in New Caledonia. They also own a mini-Centurion named Rosilin.

Appearances

 * "Prologue? Or First Chapter? Aw, Whatever"
 * In which Christianne Shieh and Eledhwen Elerossiel recruit Lori and Bill.
 * Updated and edited for continuity here.
 * "Let's Get Lost in HQ!"
 * Or rather... let's watch Lori and Bill get lost in HQ! Newbies.
 * Updated and edited for continuity here.
 * "Plotholes and Meatloaf and Angels, Oh My!"
 * Bill watches his wife's beaker of freshly-pureed Sue liver get stolen.
 * "Plotholes and Meatloaf and Angels, Oh My!: Deleted Scenes"
 * During a game of Cluedo, Bill accidentally scars his lab manager with bad mental images of Luxury and Slorp.
 * "And So My World Awoke"
 * Lori and her son Liam meet Christianne and Eledhwen in the Cafeteria, where they complain about being served Tantaflaf. Later, Lori takes Christianne to the DMSE&R labs to meet multiversal physicist Dr Horatio Graves.
 * "Rose Of The Dark Abyss"
 * Bill assists in the de-Glitterification of John Tsai.

Research Papers

 * "Does the Amount of Glitter in Mary Sue Blood Affect the Type of Sue it Will Be?", co-authored with Lori Starrett