Ilarian

Agent Ilarian is an Assassin in the Department of Mary Sues, Lord of the Rings Division. She is partnered with Vaniela, but went on missions by herself. She was written by Ilarian.

Background
Ilarian is a somewhat shy creature that can oftentimes be found lurking about TolkienOnline.com (aka TORC) watching/reading LOTR books/movies, or writing on a) her own stories, or b) mercilessly destroying Suebeings that are multiplying far faster than even an army of PPC agents can hope to combat.

While there are numerous PPC agents out there, (including some of Ilarian's friends from TORC) Mary-Sues spring up everywhere you turn. So Ilarian, and others, must work to destroy them. Consider it a kindness to the rest of the world.

Since, after all, you did bother to come here to find out about her, here's what she does. Ilarian writes on her own original books, watches baseball, obsesses about LOTR, does tae kwon do, works and goes to college, and other such completely ordinary things. If you browse about the site for a bit, you can read her fledgling PPC efforts, and find some links to cool places such as TORC, and other PPC sites that she happens to know about.

If you touch Elladan and Elrohir, Thranduil, Faramir, or Éomer, she will kill you. Painfully. So don't. Heck, she'll kill you for mistreating anyone, but it'll be worse if it's someone that she guards against defamation like...dunno...Smaug, maybe.

Mission Reports
Site: Agents Ilarian & Vaniela
 * Ilarian's PPCs, Lord of the Rings