Olde English

Olde English is when thou typest like this, and speaketh like this, and refer to everyone as "thee" and "thou".

And if thou art quite lucky, thou wilt not end up as a bloody mess on thy reed flooring by the hand of an Agente of the PPC.

Lay your gaze on Ye Eye of Argone for some particularlye gratuitouse examples of Olde English gone horriblye wronge.