User:KittyEden

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=Who is She?=

Kitty Eden is an insane Australian girl with a taste for humour and awesome fight scenes in fanfiction. Naturally, she fits right in with the rest of the PPC. She originally was from North America, but moved to the Merry Ol' Land of Oz when she was younger. She is currently possibly the youngest person on the Board so far, she isn't exactly sure. She's coaching her younger brother (known online as Kay) on the logistics and mechanics of the PPC Universe, so when he gets older he will be able to join. Maybe.

She owns six fish and a cat, the fish being named Sacred Bob, Fred the Comet, Tails, Pihassas (Sass), Icharus (Icky), and Insane Awesome Flame Killer Death Bringer Supreme, and the cat being named Tibby. Tibby has an unnatural taste for human flesh, making her the perfect guard against Mary-Sues. She thinks.

=What Are Her Talents?=

Kitty has many talents, some of them which are listed below. She also is a website designer (sorta) and knows HTML in a very basic sense. She's a writer, obviously, and therefore narrates everything to herself.
 * Being unnaturally good looking.
 * Having a superior sense of humour.
 * Amazing mathmatics skills.
 * Grat speling.
 * A sesquepedalian vocabulary.
 * Immensely fast reading.
 * And being incredibly modest.

=Joining the PPC=

Kitty found the PPC in 2013, approximately, after stumbing upon the Official Fanfiction University of Hogwarts. This led her on a wild goose chase via a lot of links, eventually cumulating in finding the PPC Wiki. Having written the first few chapters of a (now obsolete) fanfic involving Mary Sue killer, she jumped in, feetfirst...

...and faceplanted. She hadn't read any of the missions, let alone the Original Series, and ended up making stupid edits to pages, and posting things without any grammar or punctuation. In fairness, she was using a Kobo to type, which wasn't actually very easy, but it was a very very stupid thing to do. She apologizes to Neshomeh and Outhra for all of her incredibly silly questions. She' was 12 at the time, which she realizes isn't actually a very good explanation, or a fair excuse, but still.

After about a month of this craziness, she finally made her way to the Board, and messed up just as badly. She didn't know how to post, which makes her seem even worse, and ended up hijacking a thread by accident, trying to gather people for her organization. She never got any gifts, susequently, and is still sulking in the corner about that.

She is now a fairly good member of the PPC, and checks the Board frequently. She's in the process of writing up prompts for her Permission, which will be her third time attempting. (Her first time was in the middle of her stupidity attack, and the second was just before the new system was implemented. So nyah.).

=Fandoms=

=Links=
 * takes a deep breath*
 * Harry Potter
 * Doctor Who
 * Artemis Fowl
 * Fairy Tail
 * Mysterious Benedict Society
 * Percy Jackson and the Olympians
 * Skulduggery Pleasant
 * Calvin & Hobbes
 * And a lot more. They're tiny fandoms. Shush.

Twitter

Her joint website with her brother.

Fanfiction.net

AO3

Whofic

DeviantArt

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVjHG5W6rXs The Secret Link. Wooo.]