Land Before Time: Littlefoot x Cera



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Probably the worst fic ever written in a kids' continuum. Littlefoot and Cera randomly have sex and decide that that means they're in love. Littlefoot's grandparents are, like, totally cool with teh secks, but once L and C reveal they're in love, it's a big freaking deal, apparently. Then there's another longneck called Ali who's a total slut and wants Littlefoot for herself. Cera is a nymphomaniac. Everyone talks like they're in a third rate, poorly translated sexual psychology textbook. None of the characters have any character. It's hugely biologically inaccurate, simply anatomically as well as several other things that won't be mentioned in this public (and accessible to younger people) forum. There are random earthshakes constantly. It was PPCd by Agent Trojie of the Department of Bad Slash (with help from Agent Zach Homewood as primary partner, and Agents Manx, Shadow, Jill Greenleaf, Rael, Miriam, Lasa, Montbretia, Gypsy and Paddlebrains, and Alice the Horse as Assassination Team) and that's all I can write about it because it has burned my brain to such an extent that I need intravenous Bleepka. Stat.

Friday, 14 March 2008: Trojie has reached the halfway-point of the fic. Tentative release date of the mission: March 21 2008. If Trojie subsequently throws herself into the Fountain of Bleepka, witnesses are asked to leave her for at least half an hour before pulling her out and having her resuscitated by Medical.

Sunday, 23rd March 2008: Mission released. (Read it here: - NSFW, NSFB, and with adult content; if LJ won't let you read it try logging out. But don't blame Trojie if it makes you vomit.) It is so long that it had to be released in seven parts. It is very seriously recommended that people with weak stomachs or low tolerance for smut DON'T try and read it. For the love of Glod, just don't.

Monday, 25th March 2008: The author, with absolutely no respect for Trojie's diligent attention to duty, releases another chapter. Trojie and Paddlebrains spork it in record time here:. In the name of fairness, they wish to point out that it is even smuttier than the previous release. The Suvian replacement for Cera was recruited during this mission; she has been renamed Marsha.

Adaptations

 * On Thursday January 24th, Huinesoron released an audio version of the first chapter, as read by himself. The recording was greeted with critical acclaim, but was unfortunately withdrawn 24 hours after its posting. All known copies have been destroyed, or should have been.

- Hah, I didn't die ~ Trojie
 * As mentioned above, Agent Trojie is currently PPCing this fic - a true test of that agent's stamina and endurance. We wish her the very best. I bags her stuff if she dies. Srsly.

- There is still time yet ~ Pads