The Lord of the Rings

The Lord of the Rings is a classic fantasy series by J. R. R. Tolkien. Ever since the Movies, its fandom has sadly been a Suvian cesspool.

In Canon
The Lord of the Rings is a novel following the adventures of a hobbit named Frodo and his eight companions. Their quest was to help defeat the rising Dark Lord, Sauron. The novel was first published by the George Allen & Unwin Ltd. publishing service in 1954-55, in three-book form to make it easier on readers: The Fellowship of the Ring (29 July, 1954), The Two Towers (11 November, 1954), and The Return of the King (20 October, 1955). In all truth there were actually six books, two in each of our three books. Their original names were planned by Tolkien, but unused until the boxed-set Millennium Edition, printed in 1999.

The Lord of the Rings is the story following The Hobbit, the first of the stories involving Arda or Middle-earth.

The Characters
Main canon characters (and most known lust objects) include:


 * The Fellowship:
 * Aragorn, son of Arathorn
 * Boromir, son of Denethor
 * Frodo Baggins
 * Gandalf, a.k.a Mithrandir
 * Gimli, son of Gloin
 * Legolas Thranduilion
 * Meriadoc Brandybuck
 * Peregrin Took
 * Samwise Gamgee


 * Important and recognized characters:
 * Arwen
 * Bilbo Baggins
 * Celeborn
 * Denethor
 * Elrond
 * Éomer
 * Éowyn
 * Faramir
 * Galadriel
 * Glorfindel
 * Gríma Wormtongue
 * Haldir
 * Théoden
 * Saruman
 * Smeagol/Gollum

Other Canon Sources
Besides The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, there are other books with facts about the world Tolkien created for these characters. They are:
 * The Silmarillion
 * Unfinished Tales
 * The Adventures of Tom Bombadil
 * The Road Goes Ever On

After his death, Tolkien's third son Christopher Tolkien published other works based on Middle-earth and its history:
 * The Book of Lost Tales, Part One
 * The Book of Lost Tales, Part Two
 * The Lays of Beleriand
 * The Shaping of Middle-earth
 * The Lost Road and Other Writings
 * The Return of the Shadow
 * The Treason of Isengard
 * The War of the Ring
 * Sauron Defeated
 * Morgoth's Ring
 * The War of the Jewels
 * The Peoples of Middle-earth
 * The Children of Húrin

In the history of Middle-earth, many of the objects fought over were shiny.

In Badfic

 * See main article Tolkien Fandom on how LotR is treated in badfic.

Lord of the Rings and the PPC
LotR minis, the first minis ever, are mini-Balrogs. They are trained by Miss Cam at the Official Fanfiction University of Middle-earth. They may be adopted by agents at the Mini-Balrog Adoptions Agency, run now by Cassie Cameron-Young.

Agents Native to Middle-earth
Some PPC agents are native to Middle-earth. This often means they were created as a character for a LotR fanfic, but their author at some point decided they were better used as an agent protecting the canon than as a character possibly disrupting it. Many of these agents are Elves, often Noldorin.


 * Alagos
 * Alice
 * Boromir (recruited from canon by Team Phoenix.)
 * Canta Enquëo
 * Dafydd Illian
 * Diocletian
 * Dúros Black
 * Eledhwen Elerossiel
 * Heather Shane
 * Himrod
 * Ithalond and his wife, Mithiriel
 * Justin Agent
 * Kelvin Talathion
 * Kwennyfer
 * Nendil Morifëa
 * Penidhren
 * Ranger
 * Rina and Galeya Telcontar
 * Stephanie Fielding
 * Tatharien
 * Tyler
 * The DIS employed an orc at some point, but he was never named and his fate is currently unknown. It is very likely that he either left the DIS when the SO demanded their surrender, or was killed.

Note: Agent Rosie Cotton Bomull is not a native of LotR.

Items, Substances, etc. Native to Middle-earth
These items may be canonical or fandom-based.


 * 1420 Beer
 * Athelas
 * Lembas and Lembass
 * Extra Rings of Power
 * Ring of Sairalindë
 * Ye Olde Poisonous Poison

Missions in this Continuum
All reports are listed alphabetically by agent name, in the case of agents with multiple missions, or by mission name.


 * Mission Reports from the Department of Bad Slash, Lord of the Rings/Tolkien Division
 * Mission Reports from the Department of Mary Sues, Lord of the Rings/Tolkien Division

Agents Specialised in this Continuum
Agents are considered specialised in a continuum when they have handled at least three missions in the canon. Most of these agents are also active/specialised in other continua. It is often not the agents who decide where their specialty lies, but the Flowers that keep assigning missions to them.


 * Agents Acacia Byrd and Jay Thorntree (DMS - LotR)
 * The Original Series (alternative link) (26)


 * Agent Alec Troven (DI)
 * 'Your Wife is A Big Dragon', with Verra
 * 'Miscommunications', with Verra
 * 'Son of...', with Agent Dee (DBS - Harry Potter)
 * 'Pumpkins and Other Unnatural Creatures' a.k.a. 'There Is No Miss Magic In Middle-Earth', with Agent Lambda (SIELU)
 * 'Book Three of Inheritance' (crossover with The Inheritance Cycle), with Marc-C


 * Agent Architeuthis (Intel)
 * 'The Beginning'
 * 'Manic Depressive'
 * 'Time Will Tell'
 * 'Harry Potter and the One Ring of Power' (crossover with Harry Potter)
 * 'Possessed'


 * Agents Dafydd Illian and Selene Windflower (DOGA)
 * 'More Than Ordinary'
 * 'Eledhwen'
 * 'Daughter of Desire'
 * 'Echoes of the Narbeleth'
 * 'The Blood of Those Betrayed', Dafydd with Agent Constance Sims
 * 'Woodsprite of the North', with Agent Takua (DOGA) and everyone else
 * Sue: Alumia
 * 'legolas, by Laura'
 * Sue: laura
 * 'Celebrian - The Mission', Dafydd with Constance
 * Sue: Celebrian
 * 'After Midnight', Dafydd with Constance


 * Agents Claudia Beth King and Ella Darcy (DAC)
 * 'Amin Mela Lle'
 * 'From Math Class to Middle-earth'
 * 'Abduction of a King'
 * 'The Elf From America'


 * Agents Cara Fielding and Miriam Collins (DMS)
 * Once Upon a Time in HQ' (alternative link)
 * 'Suebusters'
 * 'From Arda with Love' (alternative link)
 * 'Vainglorious Suethors' (alternative link), also featuring Himrod


 * Agents Crispin Reed and Maria Falcone (DMS)
 * 'Daughter of Elshadeth'
 * 'To Love or Not to Love?'
 * 'A Faerie's Reign'


 * Agents Elanor Gilmor and Megan (SIELU)
 * Response Centre 181 (3)


 * Agents Felaben and Jackson (DF)
 * 'Well, something should be dying...'
 * 'Love and War and How Not to Combine Them'
 * 'The Woods of Running and Annoyance'


 * Agents Isaiah and Mara (DTE)
 * 'Your Unhappy Elladan' (alternative link)
 * 'Mary Sue's Mind Control' (alternative link)
 * 'A Slut for Samwise and Her Demise', Mara with Agent Rosie Cotton Bomull


 * Agents Joe and Meneltari (DMFF)
 * 'Baneful Melody'
 * 'The Earthborn: Guardian of time'
 * 'One of the crowd', with Agent Ginger and trainee Lee


 * Agents Louise and Narto (DOGA)
 * 'Garden of Noncoty'
 * 'Eyes of Fire'
 * 'Rings of Power'
 * 'Daughter of Darkness'


 * Agents Nenya Gabriel and Rosie Cotton Bomull (DMS - DMO), with Vemi Fincaran (DMS - LotR/Discworld)
 * The JAAKSONS (3)


 * Agent Suicide (DMS)
 * 'Raneriel, Elf Ranger of the North', with Diocletian
 * 'In Which Logic Is Seen as Optional, at Best', with Ithalond
 * 'Ring Child' (crossover with Harry Potter), with Diocletian and Agents Supernumerary and Ilraen (DIC)
 * Stu: Archir the Emerald


 * Agent Trojanhorse (DBS) (Missions are usually NSFW)
 * 'Amin Ai Olin', solo by Agent Trojanhorse
 * 'Forbidden Love', with Soulshadow
 * 'True Love Can Conquer All', with Soulshadow
 * 'Fun in Buckland', with Paddlebrains
 * 'Ethuil'waew', with Paddlebrains and Intern Oscar Henson
 * 'Eternal', with Paddlebrains
 * 'An Elf's Worst Nightmare', with Agent Luxury (DBS)
 * 'Another Drink', with Paddlebrains
 * 'Spreading Filths', with Intern Marsha

Agents Not Yet Specialised in this Continuum
Agents with fewer than three missions in this continuum are not specialised, yet. They probably soon will be.


 * Agents Adam and Frenchie (DoSAT - A/V)
 * 'Sunrise Elf' (alternative link)
 * 'A Different Flame' (alternative link)
 * Sue: Harrow


 * Agents Christianne and Eledhwen (DMS)
 * ​'Miriel, Princess of Rohan'
 * 'Time Will Tell'


 * Agent Dour K (DAVD)
 * The DAVD Files (2)


 * Agents Entropy and Logan (ESAS)
 * 'The Love Story of Boromir and Listala'
 * 'The Scourge of the Scarlet Maiden'


 * Agent Gypsy (DBS - Bad Het) (Missions are usually NSFW)
 * 'To Be Free From Pasts and Shadows', with Agent Paddlebrains
 * 'Violation of the Evenstar', with Agent Cray


 * Agents Lothloriel Elhyn and Rowyn (DMS)
 * 'Trial By Love and War'
 * 'Flower of Rohan'


 * 'The Adventure Begins With One Step', Agents Derik and Gall Bonecrusher (DMS)


 * 'The Assassin and the Elf', Agents Kilauea and Sydney (DF)


 * 'Blade', or 'I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.', Agents Brenda Loringham and Charlie Shoe (DMS)
 * Note: There will eventually be two versions of this mission. The above is the April Fool's Day version. It's listed because it's technically a mission&mdash;they gather charges and kill the Sue. It just happens to be a crazy, AU version of the official mission.


 * 'Brianna, a tale of a battlemaid', Agents Rouge and Crispin Reed (DMS) with Agents Maria Falcone and Michel Javert (DMS)


 * 'The Chaos Begins', or ‘Silmarien Goldeneve’, Agents Erin Mirestone and Maralys Deeppockets (DMS)


 * 'The Children', Agents Takua and Jareth (DOGA)


 * 'Dochainn Nam Blàir Trauma Of War: A first mission, with major headaches', Agents Elanor Laison and Mortic Wentway (DW)


 * 'An Elf By Any Other Name', Agents Miriam Jones and Rael (DF)


 * 'Evelyn', Agents Constance Sims and Steve Dimond (DMS)


 * 'A Father's Responsibilities' (NSFW), Agents Dana Trent and Tarian Toran (DBS)


 * 'The Floater', Agent Nytbloomer (and Daisy)


 * 'I will bloom forever', Agents Sara Knight and Zach Homewood (DF)


 * 'Journey of the Heart', Agents Cavan Shenn and Rilwen Shadowflame (DF) with Trojanhorse (DBS)


 * 'Lossenlindëiel', Agents Tawaki, Natalie, and Melpomene (DTO)


 * 'Middle Earth, Meet Liana', Agents Allie and Chelsea (DMS - His Dark Materials)


 * 'Never Wander', Agents Jet and Jicky (DF)


 * 'THE RING OF ARTEMIS', Agents Rose/Ross (DF)


 * 'Sleepover!&mdash;A Girl Named Bob', Agent Meg (DIC - Despatch)


 * 'Sue be Nimble, Sue be Fast, the PPC’s coming to kick your – ', Agents Manx and Shadow (DF) with Agents X and Arya Dragon


 * 'Sues of Mirkwood', Agents Orion and Nahinu (DMS)


 * 'Through Anothers Eyes', a.k.a. 'Enter the Newbies', Agents Mittens and the Radioactive Moss Creature (DF) with Trainees Saxo Cruore and James Vulpes


 * 'To Boredly Go', Agents Teek and Crelmos (DMS)


 * 'Whatever Happens', Agents Cassiopeia Orange and Skuld Taipan (DF - SOD)

With Harry Potter

 * 'The Elf from…Hogwrats?', Agents Manx and Shadow (DF)


 * 'Harry Potter and the One Ring of Power', Agent Architeuthis (Intel)


 * 'Legolas' True Love' AKA 'The Lost Princess', Agents Anne and Kate (DMS - LotR)


 * 'The long way: The ten walkers', Agents Alana and Sarah (DMS)


 * 'Middle-earth Meets Hogwarts', Agents Twain and Jeanlily (DMS)


 * 'Of Books and Cleverness', Agents Death and Random (DIC)


 * 'Ring Child', Agents Supernumerary and Ilraen (DIC) with Suicide and Diocletian (DMS)
 * Stu: Archir the Emerald


 * 'Two Worlds', Agents Jay Thorntree and Acacia Byrd (DIC)


 * 'Why You Shouldn't Kill Your Partner', Agents Lorac and Verra (DI)

With Other Continua

 * 'Allies' (crossover with The Chronicles of Narnia), Agents Sedri and Ketay


 * 'Almost Lost' (crossover with Stargate Atlantis), Agents Miah and Cali (DMS)


 * 'Book Three of Inheritance' (crossover with The Inheritance Cycle), Agents Alec Troven and Marc-C (DI)


 * 'Chosen of a Goddess' (crossover with Forgotten Realms), Agents Joe, Endomiel, and Ril-Gania (DMFF) with Agent Ella Darcy (DAC) and Agent Verra (DI)


 * 'Sorrow' (crossover with Firefly), Agents Flip Finley and Rez Montrose (DF)


 * 'A Whole New World' (crossover with The Matrix), Agents Achren and Obsidian (DMS - The Matrix)