Valon Vance

Valon Vance is an agent in the Department of Mary Sues. He is written by Voyd.

Appearance
Valon Vance is tall, thin, and gangly. He has a scruffy goatee, messy brown hair, and greenish-blue eyes. He has rather pale skin due to his dislike of sunlight. Valon, depending on who you ask, generally looks either bored out of his mind or stoned out of it, due to his drooping eyelids and near-constant slight grin. His typical attire consists of a T-shirt, a black vest, plain blue jeans, and any hat he happens to possess at the time.

Additionally, he never carries fewer than three weapons when on a mission.

Personality
Valon is typically friendly, and unusually creative in how Sues can be executed. His mellow demeanor and sleepy appearance leads others to assume he's either tired or stoned. In reality, it's neither; this is simply his natural state.

He's slow to anger, and responds to the rage of others with either snide comments or oblivious comments that seem snide. He's rather intelligent, but incredibly lacking in sense of the common, directional, and spatial varieties.

Valon is highly eccentric, with a great fondness for hats and a tendency to spout odd non sequiturs. He is also slightly colorblind, and does not get along well with children.

With regards to weapons, Valon favors the simplicity of hammers and the sheer power of firearms. If deprived of both, he will use absolutely anything that is nearby, so long as he can lift it.

Mission Reports

 * "Kinky like STABBING YOU IN THE FACE" (Bionicle), with Magdalen Blackwell (DF)
 * Valon's first mission, whether he likes it or not. Maggie ropes him into a Bionicle badfic.


 * "New Lodgings"
 * Valon moves into RC 211, struggles to get his console to shut up, and recoils in horror at the prospect of having to do a Suefic alone.