FAQ: For Newbies

This article for newcomers to the PPC community is meant to be read in conjunction with FAQ: The Board, the Guide to the PPC, and the Mission Writing Guide, since they answer many similar questions in much more detail. These are more miscellaneous issues.

If you have other questions regarding any aspect of the PPC, please either look up the relevant articles here, or ask on the Board. If there's anything you think belongs in this FAQ/Guide that isn't here, mention it when you ask on the Board; we're certain to have missed something.

How do I, er, join?
It's easy! Just create an account at the PPC Posting Board, make a post introducing yourself and receive the warm welcome of your fellows, and boom, you've officially joined the PPC.

Note that you are not becoming an agent when you join the PPC. Agents are fictional characters who live in HQ and go on missions. You are a real person who lives in a house or dorm or something, hangs out in an online community, and may (or may not!) write stories about said missions. There is at least one whole world of difference.

What's the deal with this Board? How do I post on it?
It's easy! To start a new topic, simply click the green "New Post" button at the top of the subject list, put a post title in the Subject space, and type your message in the big Body space. You can check a box if you'd like to receive e-mail notices when people reply to that particular post.

Remember to click "Preview" and make sure everything looks the way you want it before you hit "Create Post" in the composition screen, especially if you're using Markdown or HTML formatting. Unclosed formatting tags can really mess up a thread.

For more information about the Board and some of our customs and etiquette, please see the main article.

Okay, got it. But I don't know what to say!
It's easy! ... Well, okay, this is a little more complicated. But the concept is simple: we want to know who you are, so your introduction should tell us a little bit about yourself. If you need suggestions, here are some questions that Boarders commonly ask newbies when welcoming them:


 * Have you read the PPC Constitution, the Original Series, this FAQ, and/or the variety of other helpful materials we have prepared for you? (If you haven't read at least the Constitution and the Original Series yet, go do it! It's important!)
 * What are your fandoms?
 * How did you find the PPC?
 * What's your favorite spin-off?/Who are your favorite agents?
 * What else do you do for fun?

You may also wish to share information such as your gender/preferred pronouns, what you are studying/have studied/will study in school, what country you live in, and your native language if non-English. None of this is at all mandatory – and definitely don't reveal private information such as your real name or exact location – but we're a pretty broad group, and we're keen to know how broad. Diversity is fun!

Please refrain from playing a character on the Board outside of actual role-play events. We want to get to know you, not a fake persona.

Permission
The best place for information about capital-P Permission to PPC is its own article, which you should read in its entirety, but it's okay to start here.

I'm really excited about PPCing! Should I ask for Permission right now?
If you just introduced yourself, say within a couple of weeks or so, the answer is definitely no. Sorry, but the Permission Givers are not likely to grant Permission to someone they just met or don't recognize. We want to get to know you first, so it helps if you've been around long enough to have an appreciable presence in the community. How long that takes varies from person to person, but a longer period is better than a shorter one.

However, there's no one magical time period. Whenever you feel integrated, comfortable, and confident, go right ahead! Part of this should be that you are confident in your level of understanding of the PPC; to help you assess this, the Permission Self-Check has been created.

What sort of writing sample should I give when asking Permission?
The current Permission process involves writing both a control prompt and a random prompt. This is to give PGs an idea of how well you write with both something simple and something a little more complex. Of course, you can always cheat and handpick both prompts, but we'd prefer that you challenge yourself.

We don't suggest offering scripts or that sort of thing, as there's no narrative, flow, or pacing, and the formatting differs. Other writing samples that have tended not to work so well (apart from badly written ones) are ones that focus on really heavy, dark, or grim subjects. Heavy, dark, and grim are all right for their own sakes, but they're miles from the tone of the original PPC, so it's probably not a good idea to show us that when you're asking for permission to write lighthearted spoofs of bad fanfic.

Do I have to ask Permission for every new thing I do?
Certainly not. Capital-P Permission is given once, after which you're pretty much free to write what you like, provided it doesn't contradict previous work and isn't horribly overblown and self-serving. There's a reason why we're so fussy about who gets Permission, and if someone abuses it, we will say something, but generally speaking, don't worry yourself.

I'm not clear on what exactly Permission Givers do around here. Are they in charge?
No. This is a community, and nearly all decisions are made by all of us together, if indeed there's ever a need for such things. The only power PGs have is to allow or deny newcomers permission to write their own PPC stories.

That said, PGs are selected because they know the PPC well and are widely trusted. They tend to know what they're talking about, so if they tell you that something is a bad idea, it usually is.

Where do I find a Permission Giver's e-mail?
Permission requests are typically made on the Board, if only because not all PGs are always available and they'd rather not have their inboxes filled with requests. If there's something you want to discuss with them in private, you can ask them for their address, but please don't write to get their help in solving an issue you have with another person – that's not their job.

Can I post my agent bios on the wiki or request an RC before getting Permission?
Sorry, no. Permission is what allows you to add to our collective canon, and the wiki is part of that. You can request an RC along with Permission when you put up your agent bios on the Board, but not before.

Can I claim a badfic if I don't have Permission yet?
Yes, just don't get ahead of yourself and claim too many. Lots of us have extremely long waiting lists, and many stories just don't get done. Best rule of thumb is to only claim the ones that really motivate you.

Someone is telling me my mission needs work. What gives? I thought I had Permission!
You do. However, this is a community that criticises bad writing, so we have to be very careful not to become hypocrites.

Several Boarders admit to being hesitant to offer even constructive criticism to anyone but the newest of newbies, because there seems to be an underlying feeling that Permission equals a "You Can Write Well!" diploma. It doesn't. Permission does not mean perfection. Sometimes people get lazy, and if a person's work isn't quite up to scratch, we try to tactfully tell them as much. However, a lot of people are reluctant, because they don't want to appear condescending or rude to their peers. This is a Problem, and it can only be solved by all members assuring each other that we are willing to listen to each other, just as we want badfic authors to listen to us. Remember, no one around here is trying to be mean. We just want to see good writing everywhere. That's fair, right?

What's the difference between a division and a department?
Departments are bigger than divisions. Generally, departments are organised by the type of badfic their agents handle (Sues, Bad Slash, et cetera), while divisions usually deal with particular fandoms within a department, or more specific sub-sections (for instance, Mpreg is a division of Bad Slash).

Is there a department for OOCness?
Technically, the Department of Out of Character Hobbits exists, but trust us when we say that doesn't count. Being out of character is more of a charge than a mission type, though there are some missions that truly have no other major charge; those are usually routed to whichever available agent knows the fandom best, regardless of department.

Can I join X department?
You can't, seeing as the bit of the PPC that has departments is fictional, but your agent(s) probably can once you get Permission.

How do disguise generators work?
It's more than an illusion; they actually change the agent's physiology or "morphic field." Remember that when Jay and Acacia were Ents, they were shot with arrows and were perfectly fine until the disguises were dropped. Then it hurt. Agents in disguise may acquire abilities intrinsic to their forms, such as the ability to breathe fire as a dragon or to use magic as a Potterverse witch or wizard. However, the agent's mind will remain unaffected by their new body, the urge to role-play aside.

About neuralyzers – they require eye contact, right? What if the character doesn't have eyes?
You'll probably have to take them to FicPsych and hope they don't attack you along the way. Or you could just knock them out. Whatever works.

Okay, but what if they canonically never forget anything?
Since the neuralyzer forcibly rearranges their memory, how their brain normally works doesn't really matter – even someone with an eidetic memory can be neuralyzed.

Also, keep in mind that the neuralyzer may not even be necessary in all cases. Once enough uncanon is removed from the world, the canon will snap back into place. Are those memories of a sparkly girl and weird people in black canon? We don't think so. Unless they're particularly traumatic or otherwise reality-warping in and of themselves, inappropriate memories will be wiped clean by the force of canon.

What's the difference between a Character Analysis Device and a Canon Analysis Device?
A Canon Analysis Device measures how out-of-character a canon character is, while a Character Analysis Device analyses original characters to determine their status (e.g. Mary Sue, bit character). There are combined versions around, but they're not too common.

I'm not sure I quite understand about reading Words while in the fic. What do they look like?
It seems to be different for everyone. Some agents have described the Words as plain, white, and blocky, while others report sparkly pink cursive writing. In any case, it's simply a way for the agents to read the written text while witnessing the events they cause at the same time. If it makes you more comfortable, your agents can take a printed version of the fic into the mission with them, and read from there instead.

PPC technology seems to break down a lot. Are you sure it's safe?
As safe as trying to forcibly separate a Twu Wuv bad slash pairing.

To be honest? Mostly. Remember that hundreds (or thousands... or millions...) of agents use portal generators, remote activators, disguise generators, and CADs every day, and they're still here. Yes, when PPC technology breaks, it tends to do so rather spectacularly, either melting or exploding, but this is for sake of comedy. We like comedy. It's not meant to be lethal.

I've got a great idea about how to kill a Sue! But I need to take her to Fandom X, and she's from Fandom Y. Can I?
Generally, Sues are disposed of within the Word World of the fic, but exceptions are made for the sake of poetic justice, irony, and humour. Agents generally try for all of those anyway, but keep to the world you're in if you can.

Is there a standard procedure for exorcisms?
In the words of Trojie, a veteran of Bad Slash missions:


 * It's pretty flexible. As far as I know the only essentials are a canon source and invoking the name of the canon author in the shouting part. Feel free to do whatever you like – it's kind of a case of startling/jarring the author-wraith out of the canon character, so shouting and a certain amount of blunt-instrument trauma tends to work well. We just include charges in the exorcism because it kind of makes the whole thing a bit more interesting and gives us a proper reason to collect charges in the first place.

For more information, see the Exorcism article and the Slash-Sporking Guide.

What do we do if a canon character is killed in the story?
Assuming said character isn't meant to die, then if it happens in the background, your agent can just take a detour from the main events and save them. If you have to let them die due to lack of charges, get the body to Medical. Canons can be resurrected if necessary, but it's best to avoid that if possible. The act of the canon snapping back into place once the Sue/wraith is gone may also fix the problem.

If a character is hurt but healed by the Sue, is that also undone when she's killed?
Well, if the Sue uses proper methods to treat them (not Silver Tears or some other tripe), then it should be fine – after all, they're usually unfairly good at things. If she uses some absurd magic or a toothpick and orange juice... you could play it either way. There are no firm rules about what canon fixes when the Sue is gone.

Do I have to kill Sue kids or MPreg babies? It feels icky.
Child-killing is a fairly ugly business, which is why we have the PPC Nursery; all rescued younglings can go there. If a character is pregnant and you have reservations about killing the baby, you can use the Embryo Extraction Kit, or just wait until they give birth and then snatch the kid then. On the other hand, if they die in the story, or if you're not bothered by the issue, go ahead and treat them like any other bit character. Not everyone has to be rescued; they may simply assimilate back into the canon if they aren't offensive.

Characters can be recruited, right? Does that mean I can recruit a canon character?
No. The whole point of the PPC is to preserve the canon, so removing its characters from their story defeats the purpose.

That said, a canon character written so badly OOC that they're unrecognizable as the same person may be a character replacement, and at that point they're functionally an original character. Character replacements and original characters can be saved if you want, but remember that just because you can doesn't always mean you should. Not every potential recruit would be able to function in the PPC – some of them would just have a brain meltdown. It might be better to neuralyze them and let them assimilate with canon or just put them out of their misery. Also, it's fairly bad form to claim that a slightly OOC canon is a character replacement just so you can recruit them (or assassinate them, for that matter).

Note that it's pretty standard for any recruited character to be renamed, both to avoid confusion and for sake of their dignity. Please do so.

My agents can pinch souvenirs while on missions, can't they?
Little bits and bobs no one will miss? Yes. Huge or significant items? No.

Also acceptable are clones of significant items and Sue-artifacts, such as Extra Rings of Power. But don't go looking for excuses to find these things just so your agents can snatch them.

How do I go about creating an Official Fanfiction University? Does permission cover that?
No, because although we are closely affiliated with the OFUs, they are not part of the PPC organisation.

In years past, one would ask Miss Cam for permission to do a spin-off, but she's no longer involved, so generally, one can just start at will. However, it's good to check and see if an OFU already exists for your chosen fandom. Many of the earliest OFUs were listed on Miss Cam's website (mirrored here) and some newer ones are listed here, but since no one is really keeping track, you should do an Internet search on your own, too.

You must still:


 * Credit Miss Cam for the original idea of OFUs, as otherwise it will be plagiarism.
 * Mind your spelling and grammar.
 * Remember "learning through pain" and do not indulge your own fangirlish/fanboyish impulses.
 * Have fun!

Can I start an OFU if one has already been made for that fandom?
It would be rather rude. The rule generally is that only one OFU is allowed per fandom. You could always ask the author if you could contribute, or – if it's been abandoned – if you could continue it for them, but you must ask first.

Can I write two OFUs at once?
Yes, technically, but we don't recommend it. A huge number of OFUs are never finished due to lack of time or energy, and that's with just one. Don't write two unless you're sure you can handle it.

Aww, minis are cute! I want one! How do I go about adopting one?
Well, if a Boarder has put up a list of ones they've found recently, you can simply ask then and there. If there aren't any around at the moment, go to the List of Everything PPC and scroll down to the links concerning minis, though we're afraid some of those are broken. Generally, volunteers now keep tabs on different mini lists; Cassie, for instance, took over the list of mini-Balrogs from Miss Cam. There are also several lists on the wiki; just check the List of Mini Types page to see what kinds are linked.

Can I make up a new type of mini?
Only if it's not already listed for that fandom and you've actually written an OFU or mission in that continuum. When creating a new mini type, try to choose something unique – not dragons, for instance. Lots of continua have dragons. Also, because minis are treated as pets, some people are creeped out by minis with human or human-like intelligence and emotion, so try to avoid minis based on sentient beings.

If my mini is of a creature that's deadly, does that mean it could kill me?
Not likely. Minis are mostly harmless. Their physical attributes are rather heavily watered-down versions of the original, which is why mini-Balrogs can be cuddled (though some agents use fire-resistant gear to do so). Therefore, the mini of a poisonous creature would probably only be able to inflict a mildly painful sting.

Can minis talk?
At least some species can, yes, but according to Meir Brin's HFA, they have to take "extensive speaking courses," and even then, their grammar and vocabulary are poor. Minis who haven't been educated tend not to speak at all.

What if the misspelling is the name of a place, not a person?
As long as it's a name of some sort, it'll create a mini of the same species as any other misspelling in that continuum – Arwenn and Modor would both be mini-Balrogs.

What if the misspelling is a name for something in Real World? Are there Real World minis?
To date, there are no known Real World minis. Minis take their form from the fandom of the fic that they appear in. A lot of fandoms are set in the Real World anyway, but their minis are all specific to the canon storyline.

What if it's a miscapitalisation, not a misspelling?
Incorrect internal capitalisation, such as Middle-Earth instead of Middle-earth or DrAco instead of Draco, certainly generates a mini.

We discourage minis based on incorrect initial capitalisation, such as harry instead of Harry, for a few reasons:


 * 1) That's not the precedent OFUM set.
 * 2) It's debatable whether capitalisation errors actually count as spelling errors.
 * 3) Doing this may result in two minis with the same name, which is confusing.
 * 4) Some of us object to compounding the error with improperly capitalised sentences such as "harry the mini-Aragog hissed at the agent" in our own stories.

What's a mini-Boarder?
The result of misspelling someone's name on the Board. Don't worry, we take it in good humour. Everyone slips up sometimes.

Would a misprint in the canon produce a mini?
Interesting question! We're not sure. Why don't you decide?

Are Jay and Acacia still around? I'd love to talk to them.
Unfortunately, both have retired, though we do hope they'll drop in sometime to see how we're doing.

What is this "Big Sib, Little Sib" thing? Are oldbies actually trying to adopt me?
It's a little method we use to try and be more welcoming to newbies. To steal a stolen summary that was stolen: "It's so new members can interact with some of the members who have been here a while and are able to ask questions and start to make new friends within the group. It's to seem more welcoming."

We often forget about it, to be honest, but if you'd like a Big Sibling, make a post and ask. More details can be found here.

I've got a story ready, but I need a beta. You guys are obviously good at this kind of thing – will you help me?
Maybe. Put up a notice on the Board and see what responses you get. This community isn't exactly a free beta-reading service; we do favours for each other, yes, but generally our lives are busy and we stick to writing missions because that's what we love most. It's really up for grabs as to whether anyone around here has both the time and background knowledge to give you a hand, but we'll try. It's more likely that someone will be interested in beta-reading a mission than a non-PPC fanfic. Take a look at our list of beta readers and send out some emails; it never hurts to ask.

Can I add a new page to the PPC wiki?
We encourage everyone to edit and alter as much as they want, within reason. We don't generally like people making massive floods of edits outside established projects, and keep in mind that not everything is worth having its own article; link to other wikis if they're more comprehensive. This place is just for PPC stuff.

When editing the wiki in general, please follow the established format for that page or type of page. If you don't know how, check our Wiki Rules page to see if there's a style guide or ask for help on the Board or on someone's Talk page. Some things, like adding infoboxes, are a little tricky. Also, some people find it much easier to edit in source mode than Fandom's shortcut mode, and there are established problems with the shortcuts anyway. You can switch to source mode temporarily using a toggle in the shortcut mode's toolbox, and permanently in your account preferences. Doing this also enables you to copy and paste pieces of other people's code if you see something you like, and you will very quickly learn to do it yourself. Source mode does have editing tips, which tell you how to do just about everything you'll need. You can also check this guide to wikitext.

Finally, and this is important, please log in to make edits, or at least leave your name in your edit summary. It's incredibly disconcerting to some of us to see an unidentifiable stranger making changes to our wiki, and logging in is actually more secure for you, since your IP address will no longer show up.

I've found loads of badfics. I'm told there's a place to list them...?
Yes: the Unclaimed Badfic page. You could also go there to look for a badfic to use in your next mission.

Keep in mind that not all badfic is good mission material, though. Some aren't long enough, some are too long; some don't have enough funny mistakes; and we aren't necessarily interested in all fandoms equally. Please only add badfic you think someone might have fun sporking.

I've been warned off Legendary Badfic several times already, and I only just got here! It can't really be that bad, can it?
Yes, it can.

There's a reason we constantly warn against reading it. Some people think it's funny to link newbies to these stories just to see their reactions. Others seem to consider getting through it some sort of test of character. I repeat: Don't. Really, don't. No one's going to laugh at you for not wanting to risk it – in fact, we'd applaud you for resisting the temptation.

There's a lot of crazy stuff around here. I don't suppose there are any mad scientist types around HQ?
Yes. Yes, there are.

Erm, a lot of the things the Flowers do seems... unethical. The safety regulations alone are terrible. Don't our agents have rights?
Nope.

Are all PPC writings missions or other wordy documents?
Not all. There are various PPC games played in the form of Board role-plays, such as the PPC Boarder Shipfic Fest, All-HQ Water Fight, Fill the Plothole, birthday parties, food fights, Fanfic Land, and many others. New games are welcome.