Derwin

Derwin is a rather new member of the Department of Mary Sues, Freelance division. He is partnered with Gurgan.

History
He only remembers bits and pieces of his life before ghoulification. He DOES remember that he was a raider, and that he wasn't a very nice person.

He lived in a shack near Arefu after becoming a ghoul, where he ate people. (That had already died, mind you. He's not a murderer...most of the time, anyway.) One interesting note-he aquired his "Chompers" (a set of serrated, stainless steel dentures) BEFORE his current state. ...He also remembers being a cabbage, a walrus, and a box of ice cream.

He joined the PPC after falling into a plot hole that appeared in his home one day. Hasn't looked back since.

PPC
He still has a lot to learn, having only been an agent for about three months now. He sees his partner as both a father figure and (sometimes) a talking gumball machine. He likes his job...to a rather unhealthy degree. Can go a little "Leeroy Jenkins" on missions.

Appearance
Wears a lot of grey, ragged clothing befitting a former vagabond. sometimes wears a dark jacket. His only real distinguishing characteristic is his metal teeth and the scar across his right shoulder. He likes to smile a lot, which can be rather...off putting.

Personality
It depends on his mental state, actually. When he is coherant, he is cheerful, friendly, and sarcastic, with a fondness for making jokes. When he is NOT coherant, he is a frothing, giggling sort of fellow who is prone to screaming out nonsense phrases and attacking furniture. However, he can control this (to a degree) with the aid of powerful anti-psychotic medication. Unfortunately, the effectivness of these pills is...shaky, forcing him to carry a constant supply. Oh, yes, one minor note. There are times when the person he was BEFORE becoming a ghoul makes an appearence. When this happens, he is a sociopathic, stab-happy, eyeball eating maniac.

"I'm getting better, I promise!"-He is getting better. He promises.

Notes of Interest
Once ate half the SO's office supplies (a feat which he is quite proud of) and burned down a training center in an incident involving a cream pie, a flare, and a baby wombat. Likes to play strip poker with the Minis of other Agents, causing Guran no small amount of stress.