User:Mattman1411

"'yo what if Nanoha was Irish for some reason'""-The Man himself, at some point" At some point he tried too hard and created the previous version of this page.

On an unrelated note, he hates his tenth grade self.

Upon Arrival
Cry for him. He had to go through the archive for this stuff.
 * A Hobnob Juice box, from bluefa02
 * Some Bleeprin and Chocolate, from LonelyStar
 * A pair of Sunglasses signed by every famous person that wore sunglasses, from Silenthunder
 * A Skarmory Feather and Kit of Spikes, from SkarmorySilver
 * A Perfect Pear, from eatpraylove
 * The Sacred Cookie of Infinite Knowle- Oh wait it's already gone, from Matt Cipher
 * A High Pink Light Pen, from radioactiveSue
 * A Weighted Companion Cube, from KittyEden
 * A Replica of the One Ring, from Edhelistar
 * A +4 Corrosive Vorpal Shovel (should be good against Corrupted), from Voyd
 * An Urple-Flavoured Sugar somewhat-edible model of a KSP rocket, from domirossi
 * A Reverse Quantum Backwards Brain Drain Device, from Darkotas
 * A Hitmonchan that knows Comet Punch, from Desendelle
 * A Honking Pocket Flamingo, from Iximaz

Upon Gaining Permission

 * A self-updating guidebook from all the deathtraps in the multiverse, from Hardric
 * A Valkitty, from Desendelle

Upon His Boardiversary

 * Some Festive Lembas, from Badger421
 * Exploding Snap the game, a box of chocolates, and a Dubious Box, from Ivy-M-Blue

From Santa Cipher

 * A self-playing Air Hockey Set

He was shipped once.

 * Mattfest - with Matt Cipher

Trivia

 * He has played the following characters in his High School's Drama productions:
 * Simon Stimson in Our Town
 * Mr. Partridge, Nick in It's a Wonderful Life
 * Thelonious in Shrek the Musical
 * The Prince, Friar in the Romeo and Juliet leg of The Complete Works of William Shakespeare, Abridged
 * Col. Stamp Proctor in Around the World in Eighty Days
 * He tends to utilize a Railgun against fellow boarders in the Discord chat.
 * Primarily against SkarmorySilver