Kala Jeng

Kala Jeng is an agent in the Department of Floaters. She is written by Voyd.

Appearance
From the hips up, Kala resembles a young Romani woman. She has black eyes and her hair is dyed blonde. Below the hips, she's a giant blue-and-black scorpion. Her usual outfit is a red tank top, a skirt draped over her pedipalps, and a skull-buckle belt.

Personality
Kala is short-tempered and violent, and often sees insult where none was intended. As a resident of the Monster Musume universe, where humans and nonhumans don't get along perfectly, she detests the idea of a Mary Sue. To her, they're nonhumans that don't have to work for acceptance, which irritates her to no end.

Also stemming from her home continuum is a hatred of racism. Nothing angers her faster than writing someone off as inferior or "bad" simply because of species.

Abilities
Kala is a girtablilu from the Monster Musume universe; she's essentially a scorpion-centaur. She retains the proportional speed, strength and toughness of a normal scorpion, and she possesses a venomous stinger. Being stung isn't immediately fatal, however; she produces paralytic venom that interferes with muscle control. The venom is only lethal if it’s applied many times in quick succession. Of course, even without stinging, she's still a a seven-foot, four-hundred-pound scorpion.

Very little of this matters when she's disguised, however. She's normally wrapped up in her attempts to puzzle out a body that has eight limbs fewer than she's accustomed to. Valon usually removes her disguise if characters need to be subdued in a hurry.

Agent History
In her home continuum, Kala was a chronic troublemaker who was continually needing new homestays from accidentally injuring her hosts. On her way to meet her fourth host family, she fell through a particularly large plothole and landed in HQ, right on top of Makes-Things. After this unfortunate encounter, she was dragged directed to the Marquis de Sod, and then to Response Center 211.

Mission Reports

 * "What's Going On!?"
 * Kala is abruptly introduced to the PPC and her completely out-there partner.


 * "I Scream for Minis"
 * Kala is accused of eating Valon's food, stings him, and meets a mini.

Partnered with Valon Vance

 * "Of Poorly Matched Continua" (Monster Musume x Prototype)
 * In which Kala's home continuum is invaded by a Character Replacement.
 * "Of Timeline Butchery" (Monster Musume)
 * In which the canon timeline of MonMusu gets mucked up royally.
 * "Of Scorpion's WraMOTERO!" (Watamote)
 * In which Kala really needs to work on her aim.
 * "Of Effing WHAT!?" (Harry Potter)
 * In which Kala learns to hate the Ironic Overpower.