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Welcome
''Welcome to the PPC Wiki, I suppose. Since you've taken the time to edit the $1 article, it looks like you intend to stick around. But, do we know you? If so, please create a user name and sign in so we can recognize you. You wouldn't wear a ski mask to your favorite public hangout, would you? That would be weird. And slightly alarming. People would look at you funny.''

''If we don't know you, please introduce yourself on the PPC Posting Board, where you can get to know your... er... fellows. Before you do, though, they might appreciate it if you find out exactly what the PPC is, learn Da Rules, and learn how to get Official Permission to write PPC stories. They'll ask you to do so when you get there anyway, in addition to showering you with gifts and other helpful introductory material.''

''Oh, and thank you for your edit. Probably.''

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