Sedri

Agent Sedri is a Mary-Sue assassin with an overstuffed RC and a low tolerance for slash. Until recently, she was partnered with Agent Iza.

She is written by (Not-Agent) Sedri

Appearance
Sedri is a woman of average height and a rather stocky build, with frizzy brown hair. Physically, she is quite strong.

Personality
Sedri is a Luster in Denial who likes to think she’s matured beyond such things, but still gazes longingly at a few select characters when she thinks no one’s looking. She has a cold hatred for all Mary-Sues and can be outright cruel to targets that, in her words, "really deserve it". In such cases she also becomes excessively bloodthirsty. She has little experience with slash and extremely low tolerance for highly graphic slashfics; though she has nothing against such things in theory, actually seeing it is beyond her realm of comfort.

Sedri is a collector and has spent years filling her RC with books, tools, souveniers, weapons, and a variety of knick-knacks. She was delighted to acquire a Bag, and owns the first known Capillary Towel, which is regularly put to good use. She also tends to carry around a small hammer, and is quite fond of Convenient Cake.

Though somewhat tactless, Sedri is self-confidant and briskly capable of carrying out any task she is assigned to - unless she loses her temper, in which case it can only be hoped that someone is around to hold her back. Said temper is usually also responsible for instances of hypocrisy on her part, though they are thankfully rare and she will ignore or deny them at all costs. Anyone referring to her by nickname, particularly "Sed", is likely to end up in Medical.

History
At the age of fourteen, still living in the Real World, Sedri discovered internet fanfiction. Delighted, she immediately began to write, but being terrified of imperfections, she never actually posted anything despite amassing a number of pseudonames. This is fortunate, as the vast majority of her work was rubbish.

Sedri spent the next few years reading fanfiction from a large number of fandoms, becoming more knowledgeable and more critical, and eventually stumbled across the PPC. She volunteered immediately and joined the Department of Mary-Sues, assisting with the overflow of missions for the more popular fantasy fandoms - particularly Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and Star Trek.

In 2008, Sedri's partner was transferred to the Department of Geographical Aberrations. Shortly afterwards she was assigned to deal with a Trekverse badfic involving both bad slash and a Gary Stu, and assisted by newly-recruited Bad Slash Agent Iza. Once the mission was complete, the Sunflower Official assigned them to be permanent partners, instructing Sedri to turn the weak-stomached Iza into a proper assassin.

Both Sedri and Iza helped to defend Medical during the 2008 Mary Sue Invasion.

In July, 2008, Sedri and Iza assisted Agent Lunac (and a good number of other agents) in dealing with a Narnian Goddess-Sue(part two).

In January, 2009, Agent Iza was reassigned, and Sedri was temporarily left without a partner. Some time later, Sedri supervisied a hopeful agent-in-training Marsha on an assassination mission.

Mission Logs
All mission logs for Sedri can be found here.


 * Tom Paris is NOT a Wimp (Part One), Part Two: Agents Sedri and Iza are sent into a Star Trek: Voyager bad slash Stu-fic; behold the terrible mischaracterisation and astoundingly low level of technology.
 * Not-Agent Sedri would like to note, in retrospect, that the assasination in this mission was rather excessively violent, though it was not entirely unwarrented. The mission is rated M15, but a case could be made for changing it to R.


 * The End of Hope (Stardust): Agents Sedri and Iza deal with a pathetic Mary Sue claiming to be Yvaine and Tristan's daughter.


 * The Vampire King of Narnia: Sedri and Iza take on a Narnia/Twilight/The O.C. crossover, in which Peter Pevensie is turned into a vampire by a Mary-Sue.


 * Worth Loathing: Agents Sedri and Trojie take on a Wicked badfic involving rape, abuse, more rape, more abuse, bad language, illogic, violence, gore, and a lot of OOCness.


 * The CMO's Daughter (Star Trek): A Bratty Sue in the form of McCoy's daughter provides good training for would-be-assassin Marsha, under the watchful eye of Agent Sedri.