Spork

A spork is a utensil that has a spoon-like shallow scoop with the addition of the tines of a fork. It has many uses. For instance, it can be used to gouge out eyes while reading badfic. For that reason the spork has also become synonymous to making snarky comments about badfic a.k.a. sporking. There are many websites where Mary Sues are sporked. Some agents, such as Drake, modify sporks to be used as combat weapons. (It is rumored that sporks were invented originally for purposes of dining, but this is unsubstantiated.)