Children of the Earth

Children of the Earth is a The Lord of the Rings mission by Agents Jay and Acacia, aided by Agents Luxury and Sean. This is the 7th episode of the Original Series.

Character History
Emma was a half-elf who joined the Fellowship and turned Aragorn into a misogynist in order to romance Boromir. She is the sister of Kivan Silverblade and Ranger.

Charges
Emma was charged with "messing up the canon by joining the Fellowship... screwing with Boromir ... sending everyone else out of character... being a Mary-Sue... and pissing [Acacia] off royally."

Character Demise
Needless to say, Emma's fascination with Boromir didn't sit well with Acacia, and she narrowly escaped being flayed alive and strangled with her own intestines. After Jay pointed out that Upstairs generally frowns on torture, Acacia settled for drowning the Sue in the Midgewater Marshes.