Laura (Sue)

laura was a Lord of the Rings Mary Sue the infamous star of Legolas by laura.

Character History
She was found by Legolas as a baby and adopted by Thranduil and the Queen as Legolas's sister. She is randomly kidnapped by orcs who "bet" her half to death and leave her for an oddly corporeal Sauron to "injet" her with poison. Legolas shows up with Gandalf and "Strider" (and Strdier) to save her and Gandalf kills Sauron somehow. After all this nonsense, Legolas proclaims his love for laura, despite her being ten years old and his adopted sister or possibly daughter.

Character Demise
Agents Dafydd and Selene tied her between two trees that should have been 200 miles apart but thanks to laura's awful geography, were right next to each other. Simply knocking her out caused the stretched-to-the-limit canon to rubberband back into place, reducing laura to a 200-mile long smear of blood.