User:Trojie

Trojanhorse Heales-Shadowfax (Trojie) is responsible for recording the missions of Agents Trojanhorse, Gypsy, Lasa, Montbretia and Veridian. She also cowrites Agents Oscar Henson and Stevius with Pads. She is highly smutfic-resistant but can't stand self-inserts. Don't make biological mistakes around her unless you particularly want a lecture with anatomical diagrams.

She has vast amounts of Morbid Curiosity, will read any smutfic simply because it's harder to say no than to deal with the mental images, and is as impressionable as a dollop of warm wax - tending to have at least three missions and up to ten other writing projects on the go at any one time - and tends to leap upon new plotbunnies or projects with enthusiasm.

Trojie is also the nominal leader and one of the chroniclers of the All-HQ Australian Indoor-Rules Quiddich League, which is the only position of any kind of responsibility or authority she holds within the PPC. This is for good reason: she is Miss Kali of the Good Omens Fanfiction Summer School and the length of time between each episode just goes to show her lack of aptitude for this kind of responsibility.