Unclaimed Badfic

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Crossovers

 * "A Betrayal and a Revenge" - T rated - Doctor Who and the Lord of the Rings.
 * Amy betrays Rory, and Rory seeks revenge. Everyone is shocked when help arrives from an unexpected source.
 * Augh. Just... Augh. Bad SPaG, Canon Rape, Rory Williams joining Mordor's forces and getting the Ring... Augh. Kill it with fire.


 * "Becoming A Legend" - T Rated - Star Wars and the Dark Knight Trilogy
 * After Obi Wan's death, Qui Gon becomes a leading member of the League of Shadows known as Henri Ducard. But what if it was all a lie? Star Wars X Batman Begins crossover, complete.


 * "Crimson Blood" - T Rated (although I'd say M) - Harry Potter x Lord of the Rings (both in name only)
 * Harry and Frodo are depressed so they decide to do drugs and it leads down a dark path. CHARACTER DEATH, SLASH. This 1 is a rlly serius fic. Its really sad you guys i cried when I wrote it. My friend is also a cutter so ths is an issue vaery close to me. I also have freinds that do drugs aokat and I know what I'm taliking about! PS: THANKS TO SARAH FOR FIXING MY SPELLING LUV YA GURL lol
 * Harry and Frodo smoke weed, fall out with their boyfriends and then commit suicide by razor blade. Oh, and then their boyfriends also kill themselves. What.


 * "The Doctor And The White Devil" -Rated K+- Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS x Doctor Who
 * Rory: Doctor i Bet you can't fly the Tardis Blindfolded that one dare ended up causing the doctor, amy and rory trouble with nanoha
 * A fortunately rather short (two episodes) Script!Fic. It's full of bad SPaG and rather beige.


 * "The Dream" - Rated T - Silent Hill and Twilight
 * Little Bella is having nightmare's about a place called Silent hill, so she goes to live with the cullens as her mum has gone to solve the nightmares. What Will she have to sacrifice? and Who is Who? Characters Edward & Bella,


 * "Fallen Rider" - T Rated - Eragon x Warcraft
 * belf/draenei pairing, no flames accepted.
 * Incoherent.


 * Fanfiction Author Fighters series - T rated
 * "Author Fighter Christmas" - T Rated - Oh god I think I've lost track here
 * An indeterminable mess of incredibly overpowered self-inserts, lame everything, and a ridiculous number of evil twins. For the love of all that exists, bring Bleeprin, and even then that may not be enough!
 * Judging by the note on the bottom of the first chapter, whoever wrote this doesn't really care about their writing whatsoever.
 * "Author Fighters Return of the vampire queen" - T rated - Again, lost track of it here
 * Again, with lame everything, overpowered self-inserts and general badness.
 * "Author Fighters: The Genetic Bonds!" - T rated - Too many things to count
 * Like the above, it's got loads of self-inserts that are really powerful, and is basically incomprehensible.
 * "The Space Warrior's: Balance Rescue" - t rated - Way too many things to count (But it has pokemorphs)
 * Look at any of the Author Fighters badfics above, and you've got the general idea of what this badfic has in store.


 * "Knight of the Wastes" - Rated T - Fallout x Dragon Age
 * It all started with the battle at Ostagar, watching Logain's betrayl and Duncan's death before his eyes. Then right as Alistair is about to meet death himself. A spell goes awry sending Alistier into the wastes lands and into the arms of the lovely Hope (the PC from Fallout 3).
 * Canon disruptions? Check. Improper use of spelling and grammar? Check. Misuse of magic? Check. A poorly-written F!Lone Wanderer/Alistair? Yep! Thankfully, it's about two chapters long, but watch out for walls of text, especially in the second chapter.


 * Mass effect: return of the overlord - T rated - Mass Effect x Overlord
 * after the events of ME2 commander shepard, goes to the citadel to tell the council about the events and during the meeting the minions show up and declare shepard as the new overlord.


 * "Mass Effect 2 Wings of Liberty" - Rated T - StarCraft X Mass Effect
 * *First Story Ever!* Post ME2, Mid SCII:WoL. Commander Natalie Shepard finally has some downtime before her trial, but one last mission for Cerberus leads Shepard and the crew into the Koprulu Sector... Rating is above right now, but I hope to get there
 * The author has absolutely no grip on the power levels involved in this crossover: ME characters have an unfair advantage in literally everything they do. Introduces a digital Zerg/Protoss hybrid and an uncanon prophecy to boot.


 * "Mass Pigs" - Rated T - StarCraft X Mass Effect
 * A platoon of War Pigs from Char in a desperate holdout gets transported to Omega when the xel-naga artefact activates, being War Pigs they go around offering services as mercs and due to their performance, has captured the attention of the Illusive man...
 * Horrible SPaG meets equally horrible formatting meets sketchy crossover method meets overpowered Terran Marines. Fun.
 * "Mega Man At McDonalds" - Rated T - Mega Man x Resident Evil x Metal Gear
 * My first fanfic uploaded for nostalgia. Won't be updated.


 * "My Pretty Little Lying Ponies" - Rated K - Way too many continua
 * Hi, I am darknessprincessrainbowdash11 and I always get a 6 on my writing assignments in my honors english class. I never get to write about my favorite things though and my favorite things are naruto, my little pony, and pretty little liars
 * Trollfic


 * My little wizard - T rated
 * a few magic worlds, a pinch of chaos and a tea spoon of multidimentional madness. NOT A RECIPY TO TRY AT HOME THEY SAID... too late. T to be safe


 * Naruto: Rise of the Overlord - T rated - Naruto x Overlord
 * The betrayal of Kakashi has driven Naruto over the edge. The entire village of Konoha is out to get him, Akatsuki is after him, Orochimaru is hunting him. Naruto must now turn to the path of evil and take his place as the one...true...king!


 * "The new beginning" - T rated - Harry Potter x Lord of the Rings.
 * A twist on the usual abused harry rescue. Harry actually has a twin sister that has been hidden at Privet Drive unknown to all but a few. This is my first fanfiction attempt. Feel free to review, even flames are welcome.Some crossover with LOTR. Repost!


 * "OH MY ANGEL" - T rated - Twilight x Mortal Instruments
 * Edward is about to leave when a few new students show up. and they somehow already know bella. edward realises that he doesn't know everything about his girlfriend follow along as he figures out her secret...or not
 * No. Just no. This makes the two parent series look like Shakespeare in comparison.


 * Overlord of Souls - T rated - Soul Calibur x Overlord
 * At the apex of his power, the Overlord is sadly lacking in new lands to conquer. A chance accident with the Tower Heart gives him that, and just maybe the path to an even greater power, Soul Edge. Eventual Overlord/harem.


 * "Raider's Descent" - FR18 rated (Twisting the Hellmouth) - Harry Potter x Buffy the Vampire Slayer x Tomb Raider
 * What would happen if Buffy & Spike's kid came to Hogwarts? What if Lara Croft raised her? What happens when she’s sorted into Slytherin? Will she convince her fellow snakes to think for themselves? Or will they devour her from beneath?


 * "The Rangers Of NIMH" - T-rated - Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers x The Secret if NIMH (animated version) with cameos from Pinky and the Brain, The Rescuers, and Gargoyles.
 * The Rescue Rangers investigate some break-ins at the local hospital, determining that Nimnul has stolen files which are assumed to involve rats. Justin is in the city sewer where the rats of NIMH have moved, sitting in a chair and mulling over their failure. Johnathan Brisby, a thinly-veiled self-insert/mouse wearing a ruby locket who is more banal than he should be, is introduced and becomes the go-between between the two groups - though he's reluctant when he tells the rangers he's descended from Jonathan Brisby of NIMH. He and Gadget are attracted to each other immediately. And Gadget herself may have a secret connection to NIMH...
 * One of the first fics David Gonterman wrote and the one that secured his reputation as a terrible writer. The very first sentence shows a complete disregard for spelling and grammar and only gets worse from there. He later used Jonathan Brisby in an "original" series called Fauna Force, which was a blatant rip-off of Archie Comics' Sonic the Hedgehog. Talk about a ripoff of a ripoff...


 * "Scott Pilgrim X Mass Effect" - T Rated - Scott Pilgrim X Mass Effect (Obviously)
 * When Scott Pilgrim gets taken to the year 2185 by Cerberus, he is forced against his will to fight Commander Shepard and his squad to the death. Who will win in this epic battle? Takes place after the comics and ME2.
 * Hoo boy, this one. The fic's punctuation is all over the place and it gets several pieces of continuity wrong. And of all the people Cerberus could have chosen, why Scott? If you're going to write a crossover, at least use series that have something in common!


 * "Secrets" - T rated - Harry Potter x The Sarah Jane Adventures
 * Hermione and her god son Teddy just moved to Barrow man road. It's only a matter of time before trouble finds them, or they find it.
 * Hermione takes Teddy Lupin, who isn't going to Hogwarts because Hermione (whose marriage with Ron has been childless and annulled) is afraid he'll be a bully magnet, to "Barrow man Road [sic]" where they meet the Jacksons (and Hermione carries Alan's child). Oh, and Hermione has stolen Molly Weasley's moment of glory.


 * "Silent Studio" - M rated - Animaniacs x Silent Hill
 * A nice town, a studio and a toon who have a troble past. If anyone decided to flame or troll this story, please read my profile at least.
 * This isn't a story so much as a poorly done synopsis of a Silent Hill game with the Animaniacs characters and setting tacked on. Wakko appears to have been replaced entirely, and what little we see of the rest of the cast indicates replacement as well. If they haven't been killed off, that is. Have Medical notified before you go, and bring Bleeproducts. You'll need them.
 * Note: Since the Warner siblings pretty much ignore the Fourth Wall entirely in their show, there's a good chance that they'll know about the PPC. Maybe an agent can enlist their help if they've been replaced? Who knows.


 * "So Far Away" - K rated - World 1 x Lord of the Rings
 * Orlando Bloom & my own creation. Orlando takes a walk in the woods when he's supposed to be at a press conference. He comes across a strange woman in the forest. She's a half elf from Middle Earth!In his quest to help her return home, he developes feeling


 * "Summer with Eragon" - T rated - Harry Potter x Eragon.
 * Hp eragon crossover. Hermione's love life is close to almost nothing, shes home for summer vaycay and wants to start over, relation ship wise. on a trip to the beach she meets the ever so handsome Eragon. xhergonx


 * "Teana's Travels Book 2: Wings of Liberty StarCraft X Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha X Halo
 * Teana's next stop in her interdimensional journey is the Koprulu Sector. Can Gamma Team make a difference when, after four years of queiescence, Kerrigan's swarm attacks in force? Rated M for violence and language
 * Completely butchers the SCII campaign storyline. Defuses a major plot point early on, has a human join the Nerazim, brings a shipload of UNSC and Sangheili soldiers into the SC verse, and predicts the end of the entire multiverse. All of it.


 * "The Puella Magi of Middle Earth" - T Rated - Lord of the Rings x Puella Magi Madoka Magica
 * What if the Puella Magi were involved in Middle Earth? Join Madoka and her friends as they struggle to help Frodo after Kyubey sent them to Middle Earth. Frodo/Madoka
 * This has a previous one-shot that also makes no sense canonically here. It ignores the canonical ending, and the premise (that the One Ring is causing multiple witches to appear in barriers) is flimsy, especially since the Lord of the Rings books are actual fiction in the Puella-verse. Also written by the same author who was sporked by Herr Wozzeck here


 * "Toxic Promises" - K+ Rated - Land Before Time x Jurassic Park
 * A Littlefoot x Cera story, where appearently Cera gets turned into a longneck.
 * OOC'ness detected in this story.


 * "Transplant" - T rated - Doctor Who x Harry Potter
 * Rose Weasley traveled back in time, acquired a job at Henrik's, walked into a basement, and began running.


 * "Wizards and Sorcery" - K+ rated - Belgariad/Malloreon x Harry Potter
 * Story set in a time after the end of the Epilogue of Polgara the Sorceress, crosses over Harry Potter whose on his fifth year, while Geran's beginning his first. AUfic to Order of the Phoenix. Updated 24 September 2008. Sorry it's been long.
 * Hey, Belgarath, remember when two of your brother's disciples killed themselves? Yeah, they really didn't, they ran off to another world. Author has apparently decided that the Eddings books refer to "wizardry", therefore it's identical to HP wizardry.

Bleach

 * "Blue hair and Pocky" - T rated.
 * Grimmjow is pissed off at the world agian and comes to the human world to vent his anger. But he unexpectingly comes a cross a childish acting 105 year old that loves pocky and bugs the crap out of him. How does he feel about this? Read and find out :3


 * "Kokoro no Yuki" - T rated.
 * As a new Lieutenant to the 10th Division, she didn't think that her new job would be too hard, right? HitsuXOC, Rated T, PreSoul Society Arc and continuing


 * "The Late blooming bellflower" - T rated.
 * Hisana was quiet shy and obedient. YUKA is loud, proud and stubborn. But why is Byakuya caring for Yuka so much? ByaxOCC and a little IchixRuki. R&R

Death Note

 * None at the moment, the only one in here was Claimed.

Digimon

 * "Soccer star extraordinaire" - M rated
 * Tai's a big soccer-star at his school & Matt's a teen heartthrob who attends the same school. Matt starts raping Tai but Tai can't tell anyone about it 'cus he doesn't want to get labeled a pussy-male-rape-victim 'cus that would hurt his soccer career
 * Despite the summary, this isn't intended to be an AU, but the Author's vision of what happened after 02. This despite the fact that Tai and Matt might as well be OCs. And of course, no Digimon are mentioned, or else Rapist!Matt would already be Greymon chow before the first chapter even ended.

Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS

 * A One Knight Stand - rated M. 'NSFW
 * A drabble story I did during lunch. Rated M for...well you'll see
 * Bad SPaG, OOC Signum, dominatrix!Fate. Slash.

Neon Genesis Evangelion

 * "Rough Love" - M rated. NSFW
 * These stories explore Shinji and Asuka's relationship in every sense, including behind closed doors. I'll make this clean as possible, but there are lemons. And plot twists. Enjoy, for it is complete!
 * PWP with a side order of character defilement. Drops essentially the whole point of EVA to get straight to the lemon. Someone please kill it!


 * "Evangelion: Date Rape" - M rated. NSFW/NSFB
 * Shinji gets hold of Rohypnol or something similar, tries it out on Misato and proceeds to have his way with her. Pass the Bleepka.

Gundam

 * "Murphy's Law" - T rated.
 * Murphy's law states "Whatever can go wrong, WILL go wrong." The G-boys find this out when they achieve peace, only to find themselves in unknown territory in a war stricken world. X-Over with another Gundam time line.
 * Short so far, but ugh. Bad characterisation and an incredibly improbable crossover. 

Haruhi Suzumiya

 * "The wow factor" - K+ rated.
 * Life can sure pack a "wow" factor.
 * Only three chapters so far, but an impressive charge list, including creating 'Haruhi's twin sister', along with the typical SPaG abuse.

Hellsing

 * "How two sisters entered the hellsing world" - M rated.
 * how two half sisters ended up in the hellsing world.
 * Aside from said sisters having speshul powers, an abusive step-father and instant attention from Alucard, the grammar and spelling is abysmal. There are scripts in the author's notes that rival the length of the actual chapters. And the wrongness of all that. THE WRONGNESS!

Hetalia

 * "Erityisiä karkkeja" - T rated.
 * Finland finally went all the way with Sweden and is facing the consequences of that "out of character" night. Finland is facing denial and depression but of course he has Sweden and maybe even Sealand to cheer him up. Mpreg,human names used and depression
 * This thing has only one chapter so far and yet it's ridiculous. Expect this thing to accumulate quite the number of charges.


 * "Holding on to hope" - T rated.
 * A take on the last US elections and Barack Obama's victory from a Hetalia point of view. America is hurt and abused and is hoping that the new president will bring peace and prosperity to a wounded country. Obama/US as requested.
 * What the heck is this? Not only does the author portray the Bush administration as abusing America- she also ships him and Obama together and has all of the nations rejoicing over it and having no problem with it. Heck, the characters are quite OOC to begin with.


 * "Take Me Away" - T rated.
 * For 12 years, Arthur and Francis have had to deal with their sons' disappearances, hoping for some sort of closure. For 12 years, Alfred and Matthew have been living a comfortable life. Full summary inside, unfortunately... D:
 * Improbable situations, period

Naruto

 * "NARUTO VEANGANCE REVELAITION" - M rated NSFW/NSFB
 * I, Benji, decided to repost the fic again, mainly because I noticed several Dramatic Readers would've been left without a source of lulz. So here it is again, chapters NOT combined.
 * A fic about a self-insert Jerkass!Gary Stu who seems to complain about the real world and the things that he hate like homosexuals, Bioshock, Harry Potter, fat people, etc... etc... ad infinitum, beats every Naruto antagonists without any sweat, bent every canon characters (men, other than the self-insert, are useless and second fiddles, women are sex slaves and bitches in his eyes), bent the world of Naruto, bent the laws of life, death, Biology, Law, time, and space, and THE best example of a Sexist Jerkass!Gary Stu you might encounter. This fic must be purged.

Yu-Gi-Oh

 * "Happy Lie" - T rated
 * Jounouchi is a vampire. Sweet, simple and to the point. But what happens when he needs a mate by his eighteenth birthday? Chaos happens.


 * "Light and Darkness" - T rated
 * Another young teenager comes across an ancient puzzle. When she finds it forms into a rose, and connects her spirit to another, how will this affect her budding relationship with Yugi?

Calvin and Hobbes

 * "Then Fall Hobbes" - K+ rated
 * FINAL CHAPTER UP! Hobbes, having been replaced by the new tiger, seems to have won his place back in Calvin's life. What happens when Chic returns and with a vengence.

El Goonish Shive

 * "Twin Envy" T Rated.
 * A family crisis leaves Sarah and Elliot’s relationship on the rocks...but after a strange accident in Tedd’s lab, Sarah’s suddenly more into Elliot than ever. Still, Elliot can’t shake the feeling that something's not quite right...

Garfield

 * "The Cat Next Door" - K rated
 * Our cute, fat, and fuzzy feline falls in love with the cat next door. - Read & Review!

Batman

 * "Sparrow" - T Rated
 * Elizabeth Wayne is the daughter of Batman and Catwoman, like her sister Huntress. The problem is that they don't get along as you may think, fighting back to back with Robin is also joyest fun to the new hero. I hope you enjoy the story as it progress. :
 * Link goes to "old version." "New version" here.

Captain America: The First Avenger

 * "Femme Fatal!" - Rated T
 * This is my take on the Captain America story. What if the super serum didnt go to Steve, but it went to Peggy instead? How would her adventure go, and would it be better or worse? Pls read and review!
 * ''Nonsensical "plot", misspellings galore, and "Maggie thatcher the president of britain" ... in the 1940s. This may be too short for a mission by itself, but could work as part of a "clean up one-shots" expedition.

Chronicles of Riddick

 * "Chaos Unleashed" - T Rated
 * its the usual story with a new character. Another Con transported with the HG peeps what Chaos will She unleash? first posted story read or not up to the story surfers

The Fifth Element

 * "The fifth and a half element" - K+ rated
 * Leloo and Korbon have a child, and after that child's birth their worlds get turned upside down...
 * The typical 'Mary Sue child of two canon characters' plot, now with added angst but no added plot!

Great Mouse Detective

 * The Arden Saga - Seven part doozy, features one massive Mary Sue, a whole heck of a lot of bit characters, a bow and arrow being used in late 19th century England, and Slut!Olivia. Used to be a series of glorified songfics, but is even worse now that the lyrics have been taken out.
 * "After what Happened, Can I still Win?" - T rated
 * The First of the Arden series. A stubborn, lonely mouse must keep herself away The Rat Trap before a evil powerful locket falls into the wrong hands. Takes place right after the movie.
 * "Arden's First Love" - T rated
 * Second Arden story. Arden was all alone, but not anymore, for this time, she deals with a new problem, new friends, and ,surprisingly, her first love! What does Ratigan plan to do now?
 * "Under The Flaversham Rooftop" - K+ rated
 * Third Arden story. This is a detailed series of stories of the first two years Arden spends living with the Flavershams. This is rated PG for some peril and intence moments. This story has some romance along with humor and angst. FINALLY COMPLETE!
 * "The Everlasting Crystal" - T rated
 * The 4th story in the Arden Saga. Taking place three months after the end of UTFR, Arden has isolated herself away from the world,or at least from her family. Her ignorance makes everyone tense, except Basil of Baker Street. Never underestimate a detective
 * "A Cold Day in November" - T rated
 * Four months have gone by since the 4th story and now in November1899,Arden is digging for buried treasure,but what she and a colleague find is more than they had expected it to be.A new adventure starts here! Chpt.4 has the lyrics to All Alone by Kutless.
 * "Jail Mouse" - T rated
 * 6th Arden story, there’s a ghost, romance, and on January 22, 1901, Arden is framed for a crime she did'nt commit. While in prison, with memories from the past come to visit, friends are lost and gained, all she needs now is love
 * "Changes" - T rated
 * 7th Arden story, Arden’s finally has it all, and is now happy…but for how long?

How to Train Your Dragon

 * "Fly With Me" - T rated
 * One day Hiccup and Toothless find an injured girl in the forest but Hiccup discovers how alike they are as he and Toothless want to help her come out of her shell as they both have things to teach each other as Lyna adjusts to living On Berk.


 * "Love's Cost" - T rated
 * The goddess of love and destiny, Freya, gives Toothless a week to show Hiccup his love. But will it come at a cost too high?


 * "Toothless Love" - M rated, NSFW
 * Toothless cares about his Hiccup very much. As such, it is only fitting that Toothless makes sure his Hiccup knows, right? Unfortunately, impossible situations now seem to be commonplace in Berk. HumanoidForm!Toothless. Yaoi. Rated M for chapter eight.

Reservoir Dogs

 * "Orange's Girl" - T rated.
 * White has a daughter who falls in love with Orange...but what happens when they find out Oranges secret....OFCOrange Au fic. T for language.

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

 * "Give Yourself Over" - M rated
 * A young girl finds herself at the castle of Frank N. Futer and is thrown into a world where she may find happiness.
 * Yes, the mini-Frank is in the official summary. It gets worse from there on in.


 * "That Tuesday in Autumn" - T rated
 * This is the story of Autumn and Tuesday two kids whom were abondonded as newborns, there finaly growing older, but will they ever know who their real parents are? you'll have to read it to find out, its more intersting than it sounds trust me :

Star Wars

 * "The Chosen Two" - K+ rated
 * You know the prophecy... or do you? A young Padawan's struggles, laughs, friendships, and heartbreak as she struggles to find the true meaning of the prophecy of the Chosen One... and the mysterious properties of blue milk. Meet Rezmir Ikkmu.
 * The title really should tell you everything.


 * "Clone Wars IM" - K+-rated.
 * The exciting and insane conversations between our favorite Clone Wars characters! Rated P for Psychiatric Help needed.


 * "Different" - T rated
 * An Ahsoka/OC fic I've decided to remake Different, so reread Chapters 1-3 before you read Ch. 4, and be sure to tell me what you think of the remake
 * Standard Stu who- like nearly every OC in the Star Wars The Clone Wars section- romances Ahsoka.


 * "Destiny of the Sith" - T rated
 * While Darth Sidious makes his own plans of destroying the Jedi, another Sith Lord, who perhaps more powerful than Sidious, makes his own plans which will result in the death of the Jedi and Sidious himself. Read and Review. AU.
 * Massive Gary Stu in this, two canon characters killed, and Ahsoka turned into a minor slut.


 * "Love isn't Easy till the End" - T rated
 * Snips i really dont know please just hang in their ok" Anakin said sofly "no no! im not Anakin" Ahsoka said that was a word you rarely herd from her lips..... A/N just read rated T for violance not language
 * The formatting on this is eye-searing. Just in case the summary didn't clue you into that.
 * Synopsis is basically what you can guess from the title. Anakin falls in love with his jailbait Padawan, and Padme is not in the picture. A&A get married in secret, the requisite sex scenes, pregnancy, and angsting over the Council finding out follow. For fifty chapters. Fortunately, the chapters aren't very long.


 * "Precious One"- T-rated
 * Even thought their marriage was arranged, Grievous and Alice got along great- until he got killed. But there is a plus. If Alice can convince 5 heart-broken guys that there's still hope for love, she gets him back. GrievousOC and lots of 'LOL's inbetween!


 * "Sw Aliit Orishya Taldin" - T rated
 * Read the story, you will get the plot line. No flamming please. Story line takes place from pre-Clone war to Pre-Imerial War GCW . Once apon a time, in a Galaxy far, far away...
 * It's about Jango Fett and Zam Wesell. Frankly, I don't understand much more than that, but it might be a Mary Sue piece.  The Mandalorian words really aren't helping.


 * Truth Within - T rated
 * Life is a living hell for Sakajin. With no parents to guide her, and a whole life shredded, she finds herself working for the Separatists. Once she become General Grievous's apprentice, even through the torture, can she find the truth within?


 * "World Guardians the warrior" - T rated.
 * Charlie crosses over in to the star wars world. She meets her favorite characters of all time. She is slowly losing her memory and if she loses all her memory she'll die. But the sith plan to use her to win the clone wars! complete R&R.


 * "World Guardians 2 the Magician and the guard" - T rated.
 * Charlie is called back to the world of star wars to a rumor of grievous having a weapon. and there are some new world guardians in added to the chaos Nathan and Kathryn. complete my friends its complete. please read and review.


 * "World Guardians Forgotten Padawan" T rated.
 * A new addition to the World Guardians, there are a new set of heroes who must protect a young padawan from General Grievous.
 * The World Guardians stories are linked to a story in the Sherlock Holmes 2009 movie continuum by having the main Sue in common. Miah has claimed the Sherlock Holmes story, but is willing to collaborate with others that know more about the Clone Wars era of the Star Wars continuum to make a massive Sue killing mission across all Charlie the Sue's stories.

Animorphs

 * "The Talent,, My story" - M rated
 * There's a new Animorph: will she prove to be more powerful then any Andilight? Will she become too powerful? Will she be strong enough and use her abilities wisely enough to defeat Visser Three? recently edited.

Artemis Fowl

 * Artemis Fowl Songs - T rated.
 * First it's my favourate things by Opal Koboi, then we have AF Grease, then it's your request. They're worth it. Just look at the reviews. Check out my to quote a review "Humourously epic" FF.
 * Bad Songfic. Ew.

Harry Potter

 * "The Sorting Hat's Love" - M rated
 * This is disturbing, poorly written and discusting! Enjoy!
 * Alert--Possible bleepfic. The summary is absolutely correct, except for the "enjoy" part. Agents should beware crack pairings involving the Sorting Hat, utter lack of logic, and OOC canons. Suggest bringing extra supply of Bleeprin. --Intel.


 * "Alone in the Rain" - T rated
 * After an awful summer Hermione looks forward to escaping to school but unexpectedly school isn't the escape she was looking for.


 * "By the Toll of the Clock" - K+ rated
 * A Snape/Hermione one-shot. Hermione's parents have been dead for years and now she's having flashbacks of living with none other than Snape himself when she was very young. Not necessarily compliant with the HP universe.


 * "First Encounter" - T rated but kind of NSFW/NSFB
 * Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid
 * Lleu's note: yes, you read that correctly: Hogwarts/giant squid.


 * "Hagrid and Hedwig" - M rated - NSFW, NSFB
 * Hagrid and Hedwig get friendly


 * "Harry Potter and the Chalice" - M rated.
 * Summary: inside...pairings include cannon, CWSS, BZDT, OWPW, and two suprise pairings with OC's...warnings...slash,rape, mpreg, lots of death and blood, duh its got vampires every where...vampires with out blood will never work...


 * "Hermione is the girl that all the boys want" - T rated.
 * Hermoiones aunt is a playboy bunny ,ever since she can remeber she has always wanted to be one.Now she is well a junier playboy bunny.She also finds out that her parents were lying to her about something very important.

Ginny is turned into a vampire and runs away from home. Draco who has also run **away ends up stuck with her because she saved his life.
 * "JO Bekke at HUgwRts" - K rated
 * Harys twin sister goes to Hogwaters. Shes a sEXy suthern chik w/ an attidude. i SOK @ sumerees pleeeeeeeeeaz read. THIS STORY HAS REALLY GOOOOOOOOOOOD REVEIWS!11111111111111111111 EVRYON LOOOOOOOOOOOOVeS IT!1111111111111111111111111 I NO YOULL LIKE IT!11
 * Jo Bekke's original story. Guilty of MASSIVE grammatical errors, extreme racism and homophobia, negative stereotypes of southerners, OOCness, and obvious troll. Not complete, nearly one thousand reviews, none of them good (except when she reviews herself)
 * A Life Without a Soul - T rated


 * "I Love My Firenze" - M rated - NSFW/'''NSFB
 * What happens when Harry and Firenze hit it off during one of Hagrid's… inventive Care of Magical Creatures classes? Post Voldemort, Male/Male graphic sexual encounters, alive!Dumbledore
 * All Centaurs are hermaphrodites in this fic.


 * "Love Me Like I Want You To" - M rated
 * Voldemort is a cat/human hybrid. All he wants is love, and he knows he'll never get it. why? because his mate is Harry Potter. He decides to end it all at the hands of his mate. Will Harry do it? Will love happen?
 * Apparently the author has decided that their previous attempt wasn't good enough, and so have removed it and started again.Extreme OOCness in the case of Voldemort (as well as Tom Riddle), and he now has ears and a tail. And wants to marry Harry Potter. Urgh.


 * "rise of darkness" - T rated
 * Harry wasn't an only child.He had a brother.Harry was declared squib.On the fateful night of Halloween when Voldemort attacked,his brother is declared the boy who lived.Harry grows up being neglected. see how he grows in potter house hold... Dark harry!


 * "Secrets" - M rated - NSFW
 * Harry is having secret thoughts about someone that is forbidden to him in more than one way. Hermione is getting suspicious, but does she really want to know what is going on? Rated M for a reason. HPDU eventually
 * Harry is in love with Umbridge and with Hermione (with whom he breaks up); he also flirts with Draco, but I couldn't tell how serious that was.


 * "The Dark Heir of Lord Voldemort" - T rated
 * Kaitlin Serene Potter doesn't exist, at least that's what Lily and James Potter say. On Halloween though, a certain man takes her in and raises her. She soon gets discovered by James Potter. What will she do?
 * Ugh. Harry has a sister, who Lily and James abuse, and who gets taken in by Voldemort, who OF COURSE is a perfect, loving father.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

 * "Marvin in Love" - K rated
 * Marvin has found another gloomy, bored robot to share his pains with: Thelma. She accompanies him on his travels with Zaphod, Trillian, Ford, and Arthur. Please R&R - I need ideas!

Hunger Games

 * "jo bekke nd darrrel in PANIM 1 da hungr gams - rated K
 * me nd darrel in da hungr gams SUTHURNURS ROK!
 * It's just not funny anymore, the troll pretending to be Jo Bekke isn't even sure what's going on. Very little contents, Jo Bekke and Darrel have appeared to have replaced the original main characters.

Icewind Dale Trilogy

 * The battle of the Ice Kingdom - rated T
 * When Drizzt returns to Ice Wind Dale he finds that Ten-Towns is in trouble. A new threat has come to the frozen tundra. With a mysterious new friends help Drizzt may just have a chance to save the towns.
 * Well... what have we here? Bad SPaG, beige prose, Minis, and a Stu. Who's a bigger Stu than Drizzt himself.

Inheritance Cycle

 * "Bonded" - T-rated
 * Disclaimer: I Don't Own the Inheritence Cycle's Characters I especially don't own anything from Eragon. E/S What happens when Roran cuts Eragon's Gedwey Ignasia and Eragon gets turned into a dragon hatchling? I'm not sure for the spoilers but none so far.
 * As opposed to owning the Inheritance Cycle characters and not owning anything from Eragon. What. Blushing dragons, mediocre punctuation, even if spelling and grammar are mostly decent. Featured quotes: "They will pay for this humility", "That's it! We settle this like men, I challenge you to a duel", "You are a murder of dragon kind", "I AM BROM, RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATHS OF FIVE OF YOUR FORSWORN! HOW ABOUT YOU GET YOUR COWARDLY ASS DOWN HERE SO I CAN ADD YOU TO MY LIST?".

Lord of the Rings canon

 * A Simple Accident K rated
 * I end up in Middle Earth to help Frodo. K For mild violence. Very sarcastic with a very interesting end. Stick around...


 * "Atar" - NSFW/NSFB
 * Fëanor and Maedhros are so much more than just father and son.


 * "Captain of Mordor" - NC-17 rated - NSFW/NSFB
 * This ships Faramir and Shagrat.


 * "Crossing the Line" - T rated
 * The second daughter of Galdriel and Celeborn must decide between the one whom she loves and the duty to her people. But then another elf comes into the picture and makes things even harder.


 * "Follow Your Heart" - K rated
 * This is my first fanfic, and I wrote this because I wanted someone besides Aragorn to get some love. I didn't really make it as a spin off of LOTR, just kind of borrowed the characters and a few places. Constructive criticism welcome.


 * "Hobbits in High School" - T rated
 * When a small stupid Hobbit pushes the 4 Friends' buttons too much they beat the crap out of him. And with that they are sent to Gondor High. This is all about their adventure of getting through high school just like everyone else.


 * "jo bekKe nD daRyL in SUTHURN midle erth" K rated
 * dis struy is riten bi me and darrel!111111111 ITS AMAZIN!1111111111
 * Bring a spork. Extreme OOCness, major homophobia and racism. Bad biology and geography. Terrible grammar; obvious troll, if you want to handle that.


 * "The Last Queen of Fangorn" - K+ rated
 * What if one of the Fellowship was a girl? How would they all act? Due to extensive research about ability, military position, romance Rosie and Arwen, and the appearance of female dwarves, there is only one option. Yes, I am turning Legolas into a girl
 * Answers the age-old question that no one asked or wanted to know (especially via Fanfic): What if Legolas was female? As it Turns out: nothing, the people act the exact same way. The only difference is that Legolas has an 'a' at the end of his name. Extremely inaccurate in basic canon info, such as: Thranduil is not King Fangorn, and Thranduil is named Thranduil.


 * "Love or Duty" - M rated (not sure why)
 * Legolas must choose between his love for his best friend or the duty to his kingdom. LegolasOC


 * "My Fairytale" - T rated
 * Estel daughter of Elessar has lost everything: father, mother, sister, brother - and freedom. When she is given a second chance at life, she finds herself in what she was always told was a fairytale. Is it? Or is it the past she was meant to live?


 * "Not Such a Good Idea After All" -- R rated, NSFW
 * Basically, this ships Meriadoc and Ghân-buri-Ghân


 * "OMFG how did we get in Middle Earth?" - T rated (but it really should be M-rated. Seriously.) - NSFW
 * 3 best friends with a scarred past are sucked into none other than Middle Earth. There they learn about the loss of innocence, courage, and maybe even love.
 * Watch out for this one. Serious canon and character abuse, involving: Major Sues, Abusive!Boromir, the disappearance or near disappearance of important characters, lots of mature language and content. Two Sues and a brother; Twenty three chapters and counting, not complete.


 * "Proving Azzy Wrong" - Restricted Audience rated - NSFW/NSFB!
 * There is nothing worse than being bitten by a horse fly...


 * "Reassuring Galadriel" - NSFW
 * Melian, queen of Doriath tutors a young Galadriel in the pleasures of the flesh.


 * "Recover Your Strength" - rated Adult+.
 * After Aragorn falls from the cliff during the Two Towers, how does Legolas cope, first with his friend's death, and then Aragorn's injury? A/L, Anal, H/C, UST


 * "Ring of Destiny" - T rated - NSFW/NSFB
 * When Laurie goes to mid earth shes in trouble with a luv tringle with aragorn legolas and frodo! whats gonna happen to her!


 * "This is not the Renaissance Festival" - Rated T
 * Tiffani and Shea end up in Middle Earth instead of at the Renaissance Festival. The Fellowship of the Ring meets the soul mates.
 * Real gem, this one. Two Sues, no description, random everything, go after Haldir and Legolas respectively. Lots of Hobbit-hugging, very bad case of Bubbly!Sues with mindsets of immature teenagers. Characters remind of cardboard. Too many immature pranks to count. Generally confusing. Short paragraphs and chapters, 18 chapters, complete.


 * "Trust" - T rated
 * Having lost everything but her 2 friends and her beloved horse, Lily finds herself being given a second chance in a world completely different and yet still familiar. But having been hurt in the past, in the most brutal way, can she learn to trust again?

Mercedes Lackey

 * "Halloween" K+ rated
 * They just wanted thier last Halloween to memorable. They didn't expect to be dropped into the middle of a fantasy world that was just like the books they loved so well. Set in the Herald's world. No mary-sues!


 * "a new world" T rated
 * A young Tele'dras girl ends up in an completly unknown world. Will she find her way home? First story. This isn't a story about valdemar . but there are afew elements of valgarth in it.

Narnia

 * "The Angel of Narnia PART 1" - Unrated
 * This is a story that is part of the movie but with you in it.....
 * jo beKkE en NARIA - K rated
 * i go 2 naria wit da pebvensees!111 PLEEZ REEED I SUK @ sumrees EVRY1 luvz dis stury da reel stury is bedder
 * Yes, she is at it again (do to a review on her LOTR fanfic telling her not to do Narnia, people just don't seem to know the way a troll's brain works). One chapter, just tells us she and her cousin/boyfriend are taking the place of the other main characters, based on her previous stories, expect: massive OOC, usually making characters racist and homophobic; MASSIVE cannon rape; extreme grammical errors; and obvious troll


 * "Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have" - T rated
 * Karina is an American teenager who's abused by her father. When she finds a way into Narnia she thinks her troubles are over, that is until she's fought over by a handsome Prince and a dashing King. Movieverse Caspian/OC a little Peter/OC COMPLETE


 * "Narnia: The Musical" - T rated
 * A kidnapped princess, a land prisoned by the very element they love, a strange sickness, and much more are all in this story about finding yourself again, music, and love. COMPLETE! Please R&R!
 * This is not a musical, but a glorified songfic.


 * "Puddleglum Commands a Vessel" - T rated
 * The Marshwiggle and 'is accomplice mutiny and become pirates. All is well that ends well, and this yarn be not o' such a kind. Arrrr...


 * "Royal Findings" - T rated
 * Full summary in Chapter 1... Adventure, friendship, and trying not to be killed by monsters that shouldn't even exist. Peter x OC. Complete and Sequel Complete.


 * "Twas a Cruel World" - Unrated
 * A witness to the Deplorable Word, now an EMP.


 * "The Watcher" - T rated
 * EDITING. Her duty to Aslan is to watch the sons of Adam and daughters of Eve. In the end, the watcher and One son of adam will become so much more. PeterxOc. complete! Important author's note about sequel at the end.


 * What You Leave Behind - T rated
 * The spouses of the four monarchs of Narnia meet, after the Penensies return unbeknownst to them to Spare Oom. LucyTumnus, OreiusSusan, PeterOC, EdmundOC . Please just give it a chance. I suck at summaries.
 * Susan and Oreius have kids in this one.


 * "Lysa's First Adventure" - rated T, Chapter 1 NSFW due to attempted rape and swearing
 * "Lysa Marie, 16 years old and quite the young lady becomes engaged in the World of Narnia. Expect no less from this tough chick, she will give Peter a run for his money, and she has a particular dislike of Susan, no idea why she just seems snotty to her."
 * Foster care abuse, magical/sci-fi sentient Sue artifact in World One, angst, attempted rape, swearing, f-bombs, implausibility. All in the first chapter.

Redwall

 * "Backlash's Story" - T rated.
 * Who is Backlash? She is the haremaid who fought disguised as a male, the one who helped defeat Yuki and she is the one who helped end the Great Ragnarok and Torquoi war. Rated T for language.


 * "Celia's legacy: The Heiress" - T rated
 * Celia's daughter tries to survive without her mother. She meet love.
 * As yet unfinished sequel to Felldah Squirrel and Star crossed "love." Deals with Keyla the Second, Celia's Sue daughter who is named after the canon Keyla, who is still mysteriously female. So far, not as bad as the first two...the only thing sporkable is a really cheezy flashback scene and several irrelevent songfics inserted into the text. Has not been updated in a while...but the year is still young. Somebody please kill it quick...she's got more fics on the horizon, if you'll just check her profile, and every future idea is just as bad as the ideas she's actually typed.


 * "Star crossed love: The criminal and the healer" - T rated
 * Eight seasons after Felldah Squirrel the warrior.Tullgrew's son and Celia are lover but he is accused of murder.Celia meet a vermin and they fall in love.
 * Sequel to Felldah Squirrel, which is on the Claimed list. Celia is the idiot Sue offspring of Keyla and Brome...Keyla is still inexplicably female. She's also a witch, by the way...as if we didn't know that before. Tullgrew's son is really a murderer, and he shows his true colors and leaves Celia after they "mate." While he's away, she finds an unnamed fox in the woods, screws him, and has his baby. Tullgrew's son returns, and, understandably upset that his twu wuv has cheated on him with a fox, he kills her. And this is supposed to be love...? Be prepared for even more bad grammar, stupid songs, and unexplained bit characters. Heck, be prepared to be unable to read it, it's that bad...


 * "Tess and Rose" - T rated
 * Tess has horrible nightmares.But one day,Tess has an horrible accident and is in a coma.And Mattimeo has to save her.
 * Written by the same author who produced Felldah Squirrel, Star crossed "love," and Celia's Legacy...and probably in the same series, though several Sue-generations removed. Exactly what it says on the tin...except for the fact that, while Tess is in the coma, Rose (yes, that Rose) sees fit to possess her body in a bizarre attempt to live again. Good luck sporking.

The Screwtape Letters

 * "Screwtape's New Secretary" - M rated - NSFW
 * Toadpipe, Screwtape's secretary, comes to an unfortunate end. Screwtape is more than pleased with his new Secretary, who hails from the Second Circle of Hell. A series of encounters between Screwtape and Snaremouth.

Tamora Pierce

 * "The Avatar" M rated.
 * Alex, daughter of Gainel and Eliana leaves her home in the Realms of the Gods to stay with her mothers brother in Tortall, the Coopers


 * "I Mustn't Love You" M rated.
 * Keladry and Lord Wyldon kept captured by the Scanrans and a mage who likes to enjoy his prisoners. What is Wyldon to do when Kel is taken advantage of? Eventually Kel/Wyldon

Xanth

 * "Beginner's Guide to Saving Xanth" - T rated
 * Six 18 yr old girls try to save Xanth from an Evil Neo-Magician, his gang of evil followers, and a 12 yr.old girl. Please R/R!
 * Note: by chapter two, this story has introduced not one but ten Magician-caliber talents: four human daughters of elementals with as-yet-undefined (but Sorceress-caliber) talents, Conjuration (given to a Mundane girl by Humfrey), Vanishment, Nullification, Amnesia-Inducing Lasers, Terraforming, and Talent Concealment.

Criminal Minds

 * "The Princess and the Geek", -T rated
 * There's a small country off the coast of Italy who's Allies with the United States. But when their under attack, The BAU has to take care of one of the Princesses. Reid/OC

Cubix: Robots For Everyone

 * "Chip's Secret"
 * Part 2 is up! Chip gets sicker as Graham goes out to look for K. Will Hela be able to keep Kassie and Chip alive? Only time will tell!
 * This badfic is volatile and may depress anyone who tries to read it.

Doctor Who/Torchwood

 * "Chloe's Torchwood Adventure" - T rated.
 * [TORCHWOOD] Sequel to The Doctor's Daughter. When Chloe finds herself alone in the Universe, a certain adopted Uncle isn't going to let it stay that way for long. Follow the mischievous Time Lady in her adventures at Torchwood.


 * Doctor Who Songs - T rated.
 * Songs genuisly altered to suit DW. First is 'you only live twice' and then you can request any song you like! Read if you want a laugh and something genius. Just check it out. Please? I have cookies. Oh, you don't like cookies? Errr...just check it out!
 * Bad Songfic. Ew.


 * "The Doctor Down Under" - K+ rated.
 * This is about two girls who meet the 10th doctor and the chaos that follows. Rating is for possible swearing later on, but nothing much. Written by the unbelievably usless Beta of ThePurpleGod,READ HER STORIES THAT ARE AWESOME, then read mine for a laugh.

Gilmore Girls

 * "I didn't know I was pregnant" - K rated.
 * Rory find's out she's pregnant when she goes into labor during her soccer game one day with Lorelai and Luke on the sidelines watching.


 * "Rory's Water Birth" - K rated.
 * Rory and Logan have just gotten married and live in a mansion in Palo Alto and Rory is 9 month's pregnant and goes into labor with thier baby the day after thier wedding

Generator Rex

 * "The Elemental Queen" - T rated.
 * Getting rewritten! Raine has no remember of her past but she a Evo just like Rex and grew up together. I really bad at summary sorry Noah x OC

G.I. Joe

 * "A Killing Business" - K+ rated.
 * After a two year hiatus, I return to my Joe Universe. An Army Reservist guides a team of Joes into the Lion's Den. What happens when they find out the reservist is a perfect candidate for G.I.Joe? As always, reviews are welcome.
 * Alex is heading into Warrior!Stu territory. Being combat-trained and combat-effective is one thing, making Jinx (an Arashikage ninja) wonder how Alex managed to take her and the rest of the team out is something else.


 * "Secrets of the Ninja" - T rated.
 * What if SnakeEyes was a girl and hiding it, she won't be able to keep it secret from the Joes much longer, then her life gets interesting, between love, Cobra, and clan enemies coming out of the woodwork fem SnakeEyes/fem Kamakura
 * We might need to move this to crossovers, there's more and more Naruto elements showing up. In addition to female Snake Eyes, Low Light is a demon who's been passing as human.

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

 * Cheerilee's Garden - Unrated, but very dark, seems to be an M 'at least. Definitely not brainsafe.
 * When Cheerilee gets assigned to a new class of problematic students, she slowly slips into a depression. She finally finds a way to cope, one her students probably wouldn't like... All of this is somehow linked to the children's new school play, but how? Will they find out in time for it to make a difference, or are they all doomed from the outset? And if they are, will Cheerilee herself get away unscathed, or will she share their fate? Only one way to find out...
 * Cheerilee murders many of her students horribly.


 * Rainbow Factory - Unrated, but very dark, seems like a T or M.
 * Rainbow Dash runs the rainbow factory, where foals who can't fly well are killed and turned into rainbows. Author calls it "gluefic".


 * Pattycakes Part 1 Part 2-Unrated, though possibly T or M.
 * Fluttershy drugs Rainbow Dash and forces her to act like an infant for a full afternoon, somehow breaking Dash's mind in the process, to the point where she actually gains the mentality of an infant.
 * Later in Part 2, Scootaloo tries to find out where her mentor went, which leads to the revelation that the entire town is in on Fluttershy's twisted game. Scootaloo is forced to endure a series of tests that Jigsaw could have made, and (depending on the ending you choose) either winds up becoming Fluttershy's assistant, or falling victim to the same drug that has Rainbow Dash acting like a toddler.
 * The entire town is OOC. THE. ENTIRE. TOWN. Either Fluttersue's a seriously powerful Sue, or the Agents assigned to this fic will have a lot or exorcising to do. Bring backup in either case. Lots of backup.

Power Rangers
banned in Australia due to its extreme content.
 * "Agony In Pink" and "Agony In Pink 2--A New Ending" - M rated. (Actually should be beyond 'M') NSFW/NSFB/NSFH
 * Excerpt from the author's Preface: 'The following story is based on "The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers." There have been other stories, but this is a much stronger story than those other ones, which are a little too "nice" for my tastes. This particular story involves Kimberly, the Pink Ranger, being captured and tortured by the Rangers's arch-nemesis, Lord Zedd."
 * Fun fact: When this was first put up, it got the entire newsgroup it was posted on

South Park

 * "Fair Is The F Word" - M rated
 * Life doesn't seem very fair when you're constantly in fear of your child's life,when your fiancé is emotionally unstable,or you love someone you can't have. WARNING: this fic contains mpreg aka male pregnancy,gore,profanity,OCs and other fucked up shit


 * "Mreow" - M rated
 * Kenny loves cats, Stan's an animal-loving hippie. Give them a kitty-cat Kyle and what ensues?...Well it may not be this particular scenario, but it's sexier than the alternatives!


 * "The Siren" Also posted here - T rated
 * Siren is Mysterion's new partner and the newest member of Coon and Friends. But what will happen when something threatens both her and Mysterion's very duty to protect the city and the Earth?
 * Mary Sues abound, since the author included EVERY OC suggested

SpongeBob SquarePants

 * Insanely in Love, rated M for rape, torture, and infrequent language.
 * The world may have thought Squidward was crazy, but it was SpongeBob with the crazed love fixation. Who could blame him for wanting to show SpongeBob just how dangerous love could be?
 * "spongebobs letter"
 * spongebob lets out his feeling please reveiw

Star Trek

 * "Burning Thistles Among Thorns" - Rated R
 * Janeway and Chakotay are forced to fight for their lives, when taken prisoner while exploring an unknown world.
 * Badfic is linked about halfway down in the thread.


 * "Picard's Illumination" - Rated PG-13
 * A heartbreaking tale of love and sacrifice. Picard learns the true meaning of love, both with and without the doctor... and loss onboard the Enterprise.


 * "Star Trek TOS: Carol" - Rated T
 * Lt. James Kirk must say goodbye to the woman he loves.


 * "Symphony" - Rated NC-17
 * When an old flame of Dr. Bashir's arrives on DS9, Julian realizes that he has never stopped loving her. Kaitlynne feels the same, but fate seems to want to keep them apart -- if it doesn't kill her first...

Jesus Christ Superstar

 * "Sin"- T rated
 * Judas has a crush, and finally decides how to handle it. Mild slash.

Othello

 * "Moor's Legend" - K+ rated
 * Othello is a wolf named Moor out to win the heart of the one he loves. A friend will become his enemy. A Wolfspearian tail to enjoy. more chapters soon.

Bionicle

 * "A new world" - K+ rated
 * A girls life is changed forever as she finds herself in another world and in the form of a Toa

Call of Duty

 * "The Beta Threat" - T rated
 * When a former special forces member is released from prison due to a rising threat, he must confront an enemy beyond the paradigms of human sanity.

Castlevania

 * "Castlevania: Draculas Rides Again" - T rated
 * Halloween specal!.Felicia Belmont The daughter of Juste Belomt has to stop Dracula.

Dynasty Warriors

 * "Su Benji and the Three Kingdoms" - T rated
 * Emperor Xian is eventually dethroned, and the land is thrown into chaos. One person will emerge from the chaos to rule over all. A story about an OC, Su Benji, and his quest to rule China and the known world.

Ecco The Dolphin

 * "An Evil Dream" - Rated K+.
 * BADFIC, IN MY ECCO THE DOLPHIN? It's more likely than you think.

Final Fantasy

 * "Blow Me Away" - K-rated,
 * Clan Nutsy meet a new friend, get transported to Marche's world, and find out someone's aftr their new friend. What's next? (It would seem that it's over, as the author degenerates into utter WTF-ness in chapter six.)
 * Final Fantasy Tactics Advance continuity


 * "Chocobo Nights" - X rated, NSFW, NSFB
 * Link leads to Ficbitches review, which links to the fic. Fic is best summarised by this line from the review: "TIFA JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A FUCKING CHOCOBO."
 * Final Fantasy VII continuity

Fire Emblem

 * "Serra's Ways" - T rated NSFB
 * We all know how... SPECIAL Serra is. She can get into all sorts of trouble. 10th story: Rath, the punk Sacaean, gets some blackmail on Serra. And what does he do with it? ...He gets love advice. Way to go, Rath. Way to go. Don't own FE!
 * OOC galore.


 * "Wild Justice" - T rated.
 * Valter was out searching for Ephraim and instead found a lone wyvern rider. A dark, scarred past lingers around her and something plagues her. What is she trying to fulfill? Rated T for violence, occasional sexual tension, and character death. ValterxOCxEphraim

Halo

 * "Halo Brethren" - T rated
 * The Master Chief is sent on a deadly mission to investigate rumors of a spartan caputered by the covenant but with a vast Covenant army standing in his way it will be one of his taughest missions yet


 * "Thorns of metal" - K rated (probably actually T)
 * My new story im doing in school to keep myself from dying of boredom - based on a squad with no rules ripping covenant like it was a summer vacation and alot of guns


 * "Halo: A Furry's Tale" - T Rated
 * Takes place after Halo 2, when a Furry crashes on Earth along with Master Chief and the "gang". This story only contains moderate violence, drug reference and NO sexual stuff whatsoever. This is my first fanfic so please, only constructive reveiws.

Hitman

 * "Hitman: The Hitting" - T rated
 * Hitman is a hitman who kills but he when he has to hit John Delaware, a surprise will await him.
 * Our adventure continues...

Kingdom Hearts

 * "kingdom hearts III the keyblade war" - T rated
 * new journey new friends and the terrible fight for


 * "Broken: The Melodious Diviner" - M rated.
 * Demyx is devastated and he misses Saix more than anything. It also doesn't help that he feels much stranger than usual. The explanation? Demyx is pregnant. M-PREG. SAIXDEMYX. OC AS THE BABY. Rated M just in case.
 * Contains shotacon. Not for the faint of heart.

Kirby

 * "First Date" - M rated (NSFB)
 * Kirby and Tiff's first date goes quite well...quite well indeed. A bit of a lemon drabble.

Left 4 Dead

 * "Life Undead" - T rated
 * see through the eyes of three friends who have been infected by a new biological virus but as there bodies mutate they are still intelligent they can form words and see normally and they are but they also tried to befriend those they knew before the virus


 * "Wind in the Willows" - T rated
 * Willow was a female Hunter. When stumbled upon 4 Survivors she doesn't want to harm them, in fact, she feels the need to protect them and learn from them.Who new what it would lead to! T for blood and possible death. RoxNick and EllisXoc

Mass Effect
- T rated
 * "Mess Efekt: Atak of Geths"
 * Sheperd fites bad guys on ship
 * Warning! The spelling does not get any better.

Mega Man

 * "Is It Incest If You're a Robot?" - Rated M (NSFW, NSFH, NSFB)
 * Classic. Don't read if you aren't old enough. Contains lemon. Rock is in love with Roll. Roll is in love with Rock. Will one embarrassing accident reaveal their true desires? Ch 4 now up!.
 * Seeing as how most of the fic is just Mega Man and Roll screwing, this should be rated "XXX".


 * "What are you going to do?" - Rated M (NSFW, NSFB)
 * Alia is attacked by Iris In her own home! This summary sucks but, I think its a pretty good fic. Gets pretty intense. Please R&R.
 * This badfic contains strongly implied molestation.


 * "Down a Darkened path" - Rated M (NSFB)
 * When X contracts the Repliod version of an STD can anything save his life? Only hints of Yaoi/Shounen-Ai now. More in further chapters. References to X/Alia X/Signas X/Vile X/Lifesaver Rape and more . X/Z later on plz R/R. Chapter 2 up!.
 * In this badfic, Mega Man X is derailed into a bisexual nymphomaniac and contracts an STD despite being an android!


 * "Fun in the Allyway" - Rated M (NSFW)
 * Lan and Mayl steps out of the bussy streets into a allyway for some "fun" LanXMayl WARNING: Rape Dont like then don't read.


 * "A Harpy's Alouette" - Rated M (NSFW,NSFH, NSFB)
 * Set IN MMZ3. Harpuia wakes up to a strange noise caused by Alouette, and they must now keep what has happened between them a secret. However, Harpuia must face a battle between his morals and emotions. HarpuiaxAlouette, one-sided ZeroxCiel, LEMONS!


 * "Crazy For Zero" - Rated T
 * Ciel does the unthinkable, and everything for Zero. Rated T for censored curses and suicide.
 * Ciel turns yandere, and Zero becomes suicidal.


 * "Being in love is not easy" - Rated T
 * Lan and Megaman are in love. Not with each other! The only problem is,their in love with friends. They face many problems as they come closer to admitting it,and even have to fight for it! Completed!
 * While heeding the pairing, the story itself is stupid and mainly there to bash Dex, who goes from being a ditz with a crush to being completely and utterly insane. This fic is basically die for our ship with a guy who isn't even in the way.


 * "What if Mega Man Were more like Astroboy?" - Rated K+ (Should be "T")
 * Mega Man with more Atomic Inspiration! Parodies original Mega Man plots and Astroboy anime and Omega Factor! Scene one, Light briefs Rock on new abilities with sexy results!
 * This is probably a trollfic.


 * "Zero: Baby Sitting Nightmare" - Rated T
 * Discontinued and adopted by Thundercracker417
 * Minis galore!


 * "mega man 11: the flail of wily" - Rated T
 * mega man battles wily and his 8 master robots as they steal nuclear bombs
 * What is this I don't even


 * "From the Real to the Net" - Rated T
 * This is about an Evryday girl know as Sora Yuzuki who unfortunatly on he twelveth birtday She and her two friends slapped on theses watches and are now stuck in something wilded beyond their dreams WARRNING: This contains foul language & a bit more


 * "If Only...." - Rated K
 * The suicidal lonely death of Tron Bonne... I didnt go really deep with this one... added the purpose of this fanfic, cuz some people have asked me why i wrote this.
 * A suicide fic rated "K".


 * "Lan reads some p0rn comics" - Rated T
 * horrible crackfic where lan decides to go to break into Dex's house and read his comics. this is also day 1 of crappy oneshot week, titled bad reviewer Monday. this also took 6 minutes to make.


 * "Ranay's Story" - Unrated

Metal Gear

 * "The Colonel's Daughter Part One" - Rated M
 * Set In MGS3 Times. Also Crossed Over With WWE :P Hope You Like It! :P Please Read And Review! Please Not Ocelot And Volgin Are NOT Together... It Just Doesnt Have My Characters Name In It Hehe :P x


 * "Metal Gear Solid: Fight of Metal Gears" - T rated.
 * Jake Snake who is Solid Snakes son has to fight metal gears now becaus Solid Snake is dead

Metroid

 * "metroids attac" - Rated K+
 * metroids attacing fedraation agen and samus need to have fight of his live!
 * Ostensibly a troll fic, but that doesn't stop it from being 'OH GOD WHAT IS THIS' levels of bad. (Unintentionally?) hilarious in several places too.

Myst

 * "The Exiled Queen" - Unrated
 * One of my old badfics.

NiGHTS

 * "One In A Million And It Was Me" - T rated.
 * Hoo boy. That Self-Insert Sue is so obivous it's not funny.

Persona

 * "Adachis Adventure" - Rated T (Should be M) (NSFW, NSFB)
 * Adachi falls in love with a TV named Mary, and only heartbreak can follow. Warning; this may just annoy you a little with how utterly stupid it is. Oh yeah, it might spoil for you if you haven't finished Persona 4.
 * Yeah, you read that right, they pair the guy with a Television. Even with the way TV's work in Persona 4, that just doesn't work. Also, the entire cast is flanderized into mere caricatures of their former selves and the aforementioned TV has been personified, anthropomorphisized, and made sentient.

Pokemon

 * "Gardevoir and me" - M rated.
 * This one's just bad in general in my opinion.


 * "pikachu unexpected love" - Rated M(NSFW, NSFH, NSFB)
 * Ash and pikachu have always been friends but what pikachu has never thought of is what if they could more than friends? A whole new set of feeling surge through pikachu as she has feelings for her trainer that she never felt before.this is just the first


 * "PIKACHU'S UNEXPECTED LOVE 2" - Rated M(NSFW, NSFB)
 * What happens after Ash and pikachu's night of romance?Pikachu is pregnant!A chain of events unfold as team rocket comes back with a taste for revenge and how does this teamrocket scientist know Pikachu so well?Read what has been called my best fic to date

Sonic the Hedgehog

 * "Unorthodox" - Rated M (NSFW)
 * After trying to kill himself, Tails does it with Sonic, Knuckles, and Shadow. Then, he gets pregnant!

Spore

 * "Grox and Kisses" - Rated T
 * 'I never knew I would be here.With a mate of pure fantasy.And all love and power a monster like me can devour.'-Amy Marks,Empress of the Groxian Empire. Part of TOTT. New chapter is out!

Star Fox

 * New World Order series - M rated
 * "New World Order II: Road to Destruction"- Rated M
 * The next part of the NWO series. When Jason discovers something from a device that he stole from a research institute, he has to return to Earth only to figure out it is more corrupt than he expected. contains violence, blood, language,sexual content. AU
 * Just as bad as it's predecessor.
 * "New World Order III: Path to Retribution" - Rated M
 * Part 3 of the NWO series. Jason and his team have finally escaped to Earth. Now Nathen is after him more powerful than ever. Starfox/Resident Evil X-over. Read and Review. AU
 * It's crappy crossover time, yay! This premise doesn't even begin to make sense because Ada is somehow working with Leon in this story AND is his girlfriend.
 * "New World Order IV: Redemption and a New Threat" - Rated M
 * The final part to the NWO series. After the birth of Jason's daughter, things were better. Until the first attack. Jason finds out that his brother is still out there. Can he finish the fight? Krystal x Human OC. Rated M for blood and language. AU
 * The incredibly stupid conclusion to this series is about as entertaining as Star Fox Assault.

Super Smash Brothers

 * "where the heck is zelda" - Rated T
 * yuri involved but cute story ocXoc samusXzelda ocXoc
 * Bad SPaG, a plot which moves so fast it's nigh incomprehensible and POV shifts... so many POV shifts.


 * "ways to kill ruto" - Rated K
 * Ruto has joined the brawl! but has been chasing poor link soo he has some friends to help him. 1st fanfic! dont mind flames! they make me a beta writter! R&R! text chat and script format will stop later on! Oh and no more OC!
 * Bashfic, script format, OOC, spelling, poor capitalization, lack of punctuation, it looks like a winner to me!

Tomb Raider

 * "The Many Deaths of Ms. Croft" - M rated
 * An exploration of the thing Lara does more often than anything else--die.

Touhou

 * "An Epic Failure of the Touhou Project"
 * at the beginning of the 20th century, a new youkai is created due to American growth in industry. 100 years later, he winds up in Gensokyo and meets a fellow low-level youkai, and an Armageddon packing vampire. may contain traces of Sci-fi and cheap humor
 * Gary Stu with uncanon origins, random POV shifts, unexplained time/space jumps.


 * "Oriental Transience of Scarlet Waning Moon" - T rated
 * Yukari has decided to remove Gensokyo permanently from reality. Her only opponent is the mysterious youkai, Marylin Satangod
 * Horrible butchery of the English language, horrible butchery of the Japanese language, massive sue, minis everywhere, everyone horribly out of character, beige prose, and obviously contradictory statements in the same sentence as each one.


 * "perfect covert fantasy" - Rated K+
 * Meet Dutch Kotozaki. He's getting some new tenants today. What he does not expect is that his new tenants have secret magical abilities that will drag him on a great adventure. But even he has some secrets. Secrets that he will need to survive.
 * Unatributed dialogue and general syntax errors, and a chosen one!Stu.


 * "Strife of Vampire"
 * After some how being captured by the United States military, Remilia has been rescued by a young man. Weakened and on the run, she tries to find her sister and return to Gensokyo while the military tries to recapture them. Violence. Suggestive themes.
 * Horrible copycat/godmode Stu, massive ooc, trivialization of rape, incest, and pedophila while participating in the latter two.


 * "Traveling from Dreams to Reality" - Rated T
 * A boy with an interesting ability has gained the attention of Yukari Yakumo. Acting on her interest, she heads to the Outside World to see if he is as interesting as he appears. Since he already shows potential, he should be okay... Right?
 * Textbook Stu

Warcraft/World of Warcraft

 * "Knight of Argus" - rated K+.
 * the biography of a draeni death knight. please send me reviews so i can improve future chapters and stories
 * Note: The author's grasp on lore, draenei terminology (the character is clearly a hunter, but is referred to as a "vindicator," which is the paladin title), and spelling are tenuous. Plus, the protagonist has been everywhere and done everything...and his name is "Drayknight.")

Magic: The Gathering

 * "Protect of Illusion" - Rated T
 * Lora lives on earth with no parents, where everything is boring or annoying. A small trip away from her group brings Lora face-to-face with a Blood Tracker and the experience suddenly drops her in another world! -Friend's story, not mine.-

Real Person Fic

 * "A Romantically Relevant Situation" - NSFW NSFB
 * Note: An Olympic athlete and her horse. Pass the Suebuprofen.


 * "Room Service" - M Rated - NSFW
 * Elijah is easily bored... can Orlando entertain him?