Spork



A spork is a utensil that has a spoon-like shallow scoop with the addition of the tines of a fork. It has many uses. For instance, it can be used to gouge out one's eyes while reading badfic. For that reason the spork has also become synonymous to making snarky comments about badfic, a.k.a. sporking. Some agents, such as Drake, modify sporks to be used as combat weapons. (It is rumored that sporks were invented originally for purposes of dining, but this is unsubstantiated.)

Sporking
The verb to spork can be used to refer to one of three things:

Firstly, it is used to refer to the act of PPCing, MSTing, or riffing badfic, as in "I intend to spork this badfic." There are many websites where Mary Sues are sporked.

Secondly, it is used to refer to the result of said PPCings, MSTings, or riffings, as in "See his sporking of the badfic at [link]."

Finally, as noted above, it is used to refer to the act of using a spork, as in "Oh my god, she's sporking her eyes out!"

It is actually possible to spork one's own badfic. This results in an author-requested mission.