Unclaimed Badfic

This is a list of unclaimed badfic that has either been reported to the Board or has been posted here by disgusted Boarders.

To add to this list, for the sanity of everyone here (or what's left of it), please make sure to:
 * Place your badfic in alphabetical order in the appropriate category, which would be the fandom that it comes from unless it is a crossover, in which case put it in Crossovers and note which fandoms are crossed.
 * Note that the articles A, An, and The don't count for alphabetical order.
 * Include a link to the fic in question (unless it's NSFW) and the name of the archive or website where it's hosted.
 * If the fic is NSFW, do not link it. Sorry, but FANDOM have decided this is not allowed.
 * Also include the fic's rating and date of addition (or return) to the list.
 * Make sure to include the original summary under the title.
 * As much it may gall you to leave drivel here, please refrain from editing any capitalization or SPaG mistakes, because such mistakes amuse us.
 * You may include comments of your own. If you do, please make them brief and italicized. Thanks!

If you wish to claim a fic from this list:
 * Move it to the list of claimed badfic, complete with rating, link, and summary, and add your name to it.
 * Make sure to delete it completely from this list, including the category if there are no other badfics in said category (this keeps things neater).
 * It would probably also be wise to announce your claim on the Board, so everyone knows what you are letting yourself in for.

To keep this list tidy, please alphabetize and date entries. Badfic that has been on the list for more than 18 months should be removed, since it is unlikely anyone will claim it if they haven't already.

LAST CLEANUP: Linstar, March 23 2023.

Crossovers

 * "Artemis's Magical Child" - Wattpad - unrated (contains mentions of sex, discussion of child abandonment, and mention of child abuse, all tangential) - Percy Jackson and the Olympians x Harry Potter x Marvel Cinematic Universe. Returned from Claimed March 21, 2023.
 * Harry Potter is abandoned in the woods by the Dursleys and is swiftly picked up by Zoë Nightshade, and just as rapidly adopted by Artemis, replacing his DNA with that of Zoë and Artemis, which turns him into a girl. After Zeus finds out about this, he distributes adoption ritual potions to several goddesses, who proceed to adopt 5 small children with their new Hunter soulmates, one per goddess.


 * "Barney Vs Godzilla King of Monsters" - Fanfiction.net - T rated - Godzilla x Barney and Friends. October 13, 2019.
 * Big Barney boy vs Godzilla the King of monsters is what this story is about
 * Damian Thorne's Note: An entire paragraph of a trollfic (sigh) focusing on Barney the Dinosaur, who is somehow as bad as Godzilla (sigh) but still the hero of the story, fighting Godzilla, who from what I know is more heroic than whoever replaced Barney. Also, the world ends because Godzilla wins. Why do they always go for the preschoolers' shows? In any case, this is not very funny.


 * "Cursor's Canim" - Fanfiction.net - T rated - Codex Alera x Harry Potter. Returned from Claimed April 11, 2020 (with apologies to Hardric and Matt Cipher).
 * Sentenced to Death through the Vale, Harry gets a very different result then Death. Sent to the world of Alera, with a different body, different name, and different destiny, can he help in the war against the Vord? Or will he be... Devoured? R&R SPOILERS!
 * Hardric's notes: Thankfully this horror never went beyond the first part of Codex Alera's first tome. Needless to say, canon is utterly slaughtered. The prologue is set in the Potterverse, and you could get a complete charge list from it. I really hope this guy is a troll. I want to believe there's still hope for mankind.


 * "Diary Of A Mindreader" - Fanfiction.net - T rated - Axis Powers: Hetalia x Twilight
 * A one shot of what I think would happen if Prussia as a mind reader I suck at summarys but I am good at writing storys please read and review it would make my day VERRY VERRY OOC DO NOT READ IF YOU DONT LIKE STUFF LIKE THIS
 * Bad SPaG, canon characters featured are so OOC they're virtually original characters that bear the names of canon characters, especially Prussia, and does not remotely resemble either canon setting in any way. Despite being advertised as a Twilight x Hetalia crossover, Twilight characters and concepts do not appear, arguably save for mindreading. It is also incredibly short and rushed. BL9 warning for the ending.


 * "Equestria girlstale" - Fanfiction.net - T rated - My Little Pony x Undertale. Returned from Claimed March 21, 2023.
 * Everyone was free from hatred, except for Sans. Sure everyone loved him, but he hated himself. He couldn't protect his brother. Soon Chara kills him, or does she? He turns human and meets 7 girls, all of which you might know. he finds his brother. T for suicide attempts and some scary nightmares, plus realistic drama WARNING! OOC! LOTS OF OOC


 * "Harry Potter and Claire Smith Adventures Book One" - Fanfiction.net - K+ rated - Harry Potter x Doctor Who. Returned Claimed March 21, 2023.
 * Follow Claire Smith (daughter of a Timelord, the Doctor and Sirius Black's twin sister Carina Black) as she attends Hogwarts and becomes friends with the Golden Trio (now Golden Quartet). She unravels the mystery of her parents disappearance and why she's at the top of Voldemort's hit list along with her best friend Harry Potter. Claire discovers Some Things Aren't to be Easy.
 * Iximaz's note: So, a daughter of Sirius Black's twin sister and the Doctor is sent to be raised by the Weasleys and turns into the biggest brat imaginable. Oh, and the Master is out to get her.
 * Silenthunder's note: SHE IS ONE OF THE MOST INFURIATING SUES I HAVE EVER KNOWN. I HATE HER. END OF STORY.


 * "Inside out 2 Maelstrom" - Fanfiction.net - K+ rated - Inside Out x Big Hero 6 x Frozen. Returned from Claimed March 21, 2023.
 * Two years after Inside Out Riley Meets a superhero, but will he save her or the opposite, especially with the newest threat to Big hero 6 Maelstrom.
 * SkarmorySilver's note: I'm sorry, but what? Riley moved to San Francisco, while the BH6 canons live in San Fransokyo, which is a fictional city. Big difference. And the story only gets more ridiculous from there, with terrible grammar and Frozen canons appearing out of nowhere! As a proud Disney fan, I am not amused.


 * "Green Axos" - AO3 - G rated - Doctor Who x Arrow. Returned from Claimed March 24, 2023.
 * The Sixth Doctor helps Felicity Smoak take out an Axon in Starling City.
 * Notes: Felicity has no character. Half way through my first read of the fic I realised I was reading her in Peri's voice. She also physically tackles the monster herself, until the Doctor gets to whip out his 'sonic lance' Not the worst story ever, but enough errors to warrant it's removal.


 * "Kamen Rider: Kamen Ninjas" - Fanfiction.net – T rated - Kamen Rider x Naruto. Returned from Claimed March 24, 2023.
 * When Naruto is neglected by his parents and finds the powers of Kamen Rider Den-O. He learns that a upcoming Rider War Tornument will come and take place as he and other Kamen Riders take the world by Storm. *Note most of the Kamen Riders are OCS* *Every Kamen Rider*
 * Damian's Note: I can forgive the premise of a tournament between Riders, that's happened before in canon. What I can't forgive is replacing Naruto's entire family, repetitive LOLRANDOM humor, casual sexism, competitive sexism, various Naruto timeline errors, not explaining how the Advent Decks or the Core Medals or anything else Riders use interacts with the Narutoverse, and most importantly, STEALING THE SUITS FROM THE ACTUAL RIDERS – THE ONES WE WANT TO HEAR ABOUT – AND GIVING THEM TO OCS AND REPLACED CANONS. Not to mention the worst crime of all: Using Dragon Knight names for Ryuki suits.


 * "Leaf-bare Lake" - Fanfiction.net - T rated - Warriors x Rise of the Guardians. Returned from Claimed March 21 2023.
 * This woodland story is about 3 different paths, 2 different species 1 lake. When "a threat worse than Tigerstar" threatens the lakeside territories, will Firestar and Jack Frost be able to save the Clans and the lake?


 * "The Legend of the Hunger Games Book 1" - Fanfiction.net - K+ rated - The Hunger Games X The Legend of Zelda. Returned from Claimed March 21, 2023.
 * What would happen if Link was Peeta's younger brother, and the threesome of Kat, Peeta, and Link were sent to the Hunger Games? Team Gale included with as minor romance as possible.


 * "Legend of Zelda: Worlds Collide" - Fanfiction.net - T rated - Legend of Zelda x The Lord of the Rings x Minecraft. Added Jan 6, 2019.
 * When Link and his friends get cast into Middle Earth, they make the most unusual friends, and meet the strangest people, especially when Steve and Alex show up. Now, they must unite or they will fall. LoZ, LotR, and Minecraft crossover, spoilers, sequel to Veil of Darkness. Part 2 of 3.
 * Neshomeh's note: I like the part where it's post-War of the Ring and Legolas and Gimli show up out of nowhere and everyone is just cool with it. Also Aragorn's sword is named Elendil? Excellent loot opportunity there.


 * "lovers across universes" - Fanfiction.net - M rated - Marvel Cinematic Universe x Twisted Wonderland
 * the daughter of captian america and the winter soldier must find her soulmates, will she be able to trverse the twisted wonderland she has found herself in.
 * Crossover between two incompatible universes that displays very low familiarity and knowledge of either. Furthermore, the Sue is turned into the soulmate of an adult and a teenager, while the fic states she is ten years old.


 * "Midnight Star" - Fanfiction.net - T rated - Percy Jackson and the Olympians x Twilight. Returned from Claimed March 21, 2023.
 * Bella never came to Forks. Instead, her cousin Susan Dawson moved in with her uncle . And after moving to Forks, she met the Cullens and found herself drawn to Edward. But the Cullens aren't the only ones with a secret . . . Edward/OC. Abandoned.


 * "Miraculous (a Ladybug and Percy Jackson crossover)" - Quotev - unrated - Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir x Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Returned from Claimed March 21, 2023.
 * Kaitlin is Marinette's little sister and the guardian of the miraculous box after Master Fu died. But Kaitlin is left to become the new ladybug since Marinette can't be Ladybug anymore. Kaitlin needs to,find a new Cat Noir, and fast. One night, as she patrols the city of Paris, she sees a ship flying above and land somewhere near the Eiffel Tower. She searches the ship and finds out the people on board are trying to save Earth from a bigger threat than Hawkmoth. (I have only read The Lost Hero and part of the House of Hades and Mark of Athena so I don't know what happens)
 * A Mary Sue, several counts of flawed logic, secret identities that were apparently widely publicized, not actually reading the source material, et cetera et cetera.


 * "Miraculous: Joker's Daughter" - Fanfiction.net - M rated - Batman x Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir . Added December 18, 2021.
 * All it takes is one bad day. To bad Lila and the Akuma class didn't know that. (Had a few problems uploading this, but now it's fixed).
 * Marinette is a serial killer, for no real reason. Clear salt-fic. It also has more typos than you can shake a spork at.


 * "Pinkie and Her Half Sister" - Fanfiction.net - T rated - Harry Potter x My Little Pony x Kingdom Hearts. Returned from Claimed March 21, 2023.
 * After the death of Lily Potter, a letter was sent to Pinkie, and one thing lead to another, she finds she has a sister in another world. Now she has to raise her to the best she could be, while also leading other students as a headmistress at a academy. friendships, betrayals, and with everything else, what's a girl to do? (Fem Harry x Multi, Pinkie Pie x Discord)
 * In this case, 'Multi' means eleven characters, including the OCs. Other highlights include severe but unspecified timeline distortion, the stock Dumbledore and Weasley bashing, the creation of a new House with a flag literally covered in Sue Colors and a main Sue with no less than sixteen listed uncanon abilities.


 * "The Shadow Chronicles" - Fanfiction.net - T rated - Harry Potter x Chronicles of Narnia x Lord of the Rings. Returned from Claimed March 21, 2023.
 * Harry Potter made a wish to change the way things turned out in the war and fate gave him a second chance. He ends up in an alternate universe as a girl, with a family that neglects her, an arrogant brother AND it is Grindewald that is the dark lord, not Voldemort. As time progresses though she finds out just exactly who she is.
 * To clarify, she is Harry's sister, not a Female!Harry, but she is one of the finest examples of Perfect!Sue I have ever seen. She is the Imperial queen of Narnia, an OOC Galadriel is her childhood friend, she has a suite room all to herself in Hogwarts...!


 * "Tale of two hearts" - Fanfiction.net - T rated - Star Trek: 2009 x Doctor Who. Claim renewed by Neshomeh on March 12, 2023.
 * She is no longer home, she is lost, out of her own time. She start a new life on earth, but never forgot her past. She has a new family, but never forgot her old one. She is one of the last of her kind, she keeps it hidden so she won't get pitied. She is a Time-lady and she will do anything to protect the one that she love. Her name is ... Greyavia.
 * Excuse us, we'll be over here laughing our butts off as the jokes write themselves.


 * "Thief's Tale in: Warframe" - Wattpad - T rated - Warframe x Hyperdimension Neptunia x Persona. April 11, 2020.
 * "The Phantom Thief reader from Hyperdimension tries out his dimensional travel ability (by dimensions, i mean anime, videogames, etc). Y/n finds himself in a war between the tenno and many tyrannical factions."
 * SRPA's note: Apparently this is a sequel to another story, and surprisingly, this is even worse than the original badfic. I asked the author about the timeline of events and supposedly this one takes place in an AU. For some reason, the reader can summon Neptunia characters as Personae? Don't read it if you are a new player, it has a lot of spoilers.


 * "Who is Hoshi Sato?" - Fanfiction.net - M rated - Star Trek: Enterprise x Wolf Lake. Added November 18, 2020.
 * "The exploration of Hoshi Sato!"
 * Discofurby's note: I've never heard of Wolf Lake, but I'm pretty sure this is a badfic. Basically, Hoshi is a sort of werewolf with powers and "Jonathon" Archer is her boyfriend. Would make a good mission because there are a lot of malapropisms, like Archer having his face filled with "furry" and the chef offering the crew some "desert." Plenty of mini-Tribbles too, like "Ta'Pol," "Prothos," and a "Sulibon."


 * "A Wildcard's Awakening" - Fanfiction.net - T rated - Fallout x Fire Emblem: Awakening. Returned from Claimed June 28, 2019.
 * "You know, I've seen some crazy sh*t in my time, but a whole new world? That's a new one, but I guess it can't be too bad considering I'm traveling with these Shepherds. Let see what kind of crazy sh*t I get into this time." -Courier Six AKA Marcus.
 * The protagonist is a total Stu who makes all the canons look like idiots by comparison, and the whole fic is just an excuse to show off his mad skills and awesome weapons.

Cowboy Bebop

 * Tenshi Trail series - T.J.'s AP English – no rating. April 20, 2021.
 * (chapter 1 summary) Mars 2071, summer. Spike finds a chibi tenshi-chi hanging from an oak tree. See what happens next.
 * The kind of badfic that makes anime fans look bad – saccharine Sue, kawaii-ism everywhere, and let's not mention the extremely rampant fangirl Japanese.

Girls und Panzer

 * "Boys do Tankary" - Fanfiction.net - T rated according to the link, but it's closer to M. NSFW. Returned from Claimed March 22, 2023.
 * Boys doing Tankary sounds quite absurd, but not in this story. Follow a misfit platoon and there adventures around Ooarai HS and discover their dark past.
 * A canon break and a mini in three words, and it's only the title! The story features several OCs, which include the titular boys and others, adds a lot of dark themes the original lacked, and warps the canon characters well beyond recognition.

Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha

 * "Shadows of the Abyss" - Fanfiction.net - M rated. April 11, 2020.
 * Trapped like a animal and lock up for three years is where i've been. Waiting for my death that never seems to come. I know that it's knocking on my door but why won't i opening it. Is there some other future out their for me. Somewhere a monster like me can live in peace and love someone. Or is it a place were death lies in my hands and i can't control it. Rated M for language.
 * Des' notes: Aside from the consistent silly misspellings (rotations for rations, bread for breed, stuff like that) this fic is horrid—Nanoha's got a split personality which makes her brutally murder everybody who touches her skin, she's one of Jail Scaglietti's experiments, Yuuno's a generic evil overlord and Fate's one of his stooges, the setting is grimderp and the military Yuuno leads is stupid. Gah.
 * epl's note: Bringing back a "classic"

Pretty Cure

 * "Suite PreCure Meet the Dream Traveler" - deviantART - K rated (though actually more like T). May 7, 2020.
 * A young ninja, Blaze, came from his faraway home in search for his younger sister. As he arrived in Kanon Town, he is greeted by Hibiki and Kanade aka Cure Melody and Cure Rhythm. When the evil emerges, Blaze joined the PreCures to fight the Negatones and Trio the Minor as part of the Dream Traveler's code. This is his story. Blaze is an OC
 * Translation: In a retelling of Suite Pretty Cure, a sociopathic Gary-Stu shoves his way onto the Pretty Cure team, steals moments of awesomeness from the canon characters, bullies and beats up villains (even brainwashed ones) and enters a relationship with someone who's underage. Has several sequels. Warning: Author is very hostile.

Sailor Moon

 * "Chibiusa's Seventh Birthday" (link to Fanlore article) - not rated, but it is a Legendary Badfic - NSFW/NSFB. Returned from Claimed March 22, 2023.
 * [Summary not included due to FANDOM policies.]
 * Oculus' notes: Oh, this thing is going down, and in flames.

Big Hero 6

 * "Hiros new love (a big hero 6 fanfiction)" - Wattpad - unrated. Returned from Claimed March 22, 2023.
 * this story is set 5 years after the first movie. when Hiro meets someone new will he tell her his secret or will he cover up the truth to protect her from harm. (complete) this is also my first story and it's not very good at all even after I tried to perfect it but if you still enjoyed it thanks for reading it and giving me feedback. You can check out my profile if you want to read better books.
 * Hiro is head over heels for Mary Sue, who is also a prodigy because Sue. The SPaG isn't helping things either.

Ghostbusters

 * "Egon's Day Off!" - AO3 - T rated. March 6. 2022.
 * When Egon was overworked into a really important project, he got caught up under the weather and Janine is here to take care of him.
 * Involves Egon drawing a moose eating pie, celebrities randomly showing up in Janine's apartment, and an author's note describing a string of gibberish as "classic Bill Murray".

Hunchback of Notre Dame (Disney)

 * Claude & Me series (especially "Back to the Frollo") - CrazedWriter's Fanfiction Repository - no rating.
 * Classic badfics in HoND fandom – obnoxious American Sue travels back in time to medieval France, falls in love with Claude Frollo and shoves American culture down medieval French people's throats. Frollo is so OOC he's pretty much replaced – he's now a cringy simpering boyfriend who's repeatedly described as a sex symbol and has a ton of mistresses. Also of note is the overt racism and sexism that permeates the fics and how badly Esmeralda is treated simply for resisting Frollo's advances.


 * The Purple Room series - The Purple Room - R and NC-17 rated.
 * See Claude & Me - it's that but NSFW.

Jurassic Park/World

 * "This Damnable Place" - Fanfiction.net - T rated. August 18, 2020.
 * After taking a proffered job at Jurassic World, Gwyn Grant finds herself thrust back into the world of living dinosaurs and paranoia. Throw in a raptor trainer, a full time job, a concerned father, and a brand-new dinosaur, Gwyn's got her hands full. Now she's got to strike the perfect balance between glancing over her shoulder and actually doing her contracted job Eventual Owen/OC
 * This Sue is Alan Grant's daughter, a renowned paleontologist, and in love with Owen Grady. There is also tons of urple prose.

King Kong

 * "Skull Island-The Place of Your Nightmares" - Fanfiction.net - K+ rated. Returned from Claimed March 22, 2023, with apologies to eatpraylove.
 * Brieanna Adams is a huge fan of King Kong! But when she gets thrown into the 2005 movie, Brieanna must reach the end of the movie without dying or screwing up the plot. She manages to catch Jimmy's eye, like she always wanted, but what happens when she does screw up the plot? Can she make it back home? Does she want to go back home? JimmyXOC
 * SkarmorySilver's note: And true to the summary, she ends up taking the place of Ann in the actual movie, effectively overturning more or less the entirety of the plot in one single motion.

The Land Before Time

 * "Land Before Time Retold" - Fanfiction.net - T rated. May 9, 2020.
 * What would happen if a human met Littlefoot and his gang and was with them from the start? Aylene, a fourteen year old human girl, receives from her grandmother a stone that seems to be ordinary. However, it's true power soon sends her on an adventure of a life time. She joins Littlefoot and his friends as they journey to the Great Valley.
 * Currently has 5 sequels covering the rest of the movies.

Marvel Cinematic Universe

 * "Evva: Agent of Shield" - Fanfiction.net - T rated. November 19, 2020.
 * Nick Furry adopts a ice giant cause of the prophacy of 9 worlds, but she is raised in secret as a Shield Agent with the Avengers. But then Loki escapes from jail, also what happens when the world is in dark danger?
 * I'm pretty sure the summary is enough to get the point across.


 * "A Shot at Love" - Fanfiction.net - T rated. Returned from Claimed by eatpraylove June 19, 2022.
 * When Taylor Barton agreed to help Steve find Bucky she never imagined she would fall for him...and Bucky didn't think he would fall for her. Can they juggle a relationship on top of being a part of the earths mightiest heroes? Can Taylor help Bucky heal and can Bucky convince Taylor to open up about her past?
 * I started writing a mission to this before general burnout/brain being distracted happened. Anyway, she's Clint's equally-talented sister, the timeline is a little uncertain (not helped by the total lack of proper scene transitions), the relationship gets practically no on-screen development at all, and a bunch of other things I don't have the space to put here.

Pirates of the Caribbean

 * "A Tale to Tell" - Fanfiction.net - T rated. Returned from Claimed April 11, 2020 (with apologies to DeathsHeadMoth).
 * COTBP: Rachelle Swann has lived in Port Royal for eight years, ever since Governor Swann took her in. But a pirate raid, and the subsequent kidnapping, leaves old memories burgeoning from a suppressed past as she attempts to return home unscathed. Jack/OC
 * Zingemir's note (edited in 2022, original from 2013 >.>): Rachelle is Elizabeth's semi-amnesiac adopted sister, Jack's former (and later, current) lover, and, of all things, Barbossa's daughter. She has a French name in England, at a time when the French and the English were not on particularly friendly terms, doesn't know Elizabeth's personality at all despite living with her for eight years, and is apparently such close BFFs with Will that he calls her 'Rachelle', rather than 'Miss Swann'. She also steals lines and throws everyone (especially Jack) out of character. All of this comes from just the first chapter and some brief skimming of a chapter or two in the middle...


 * "The Valley to a Pirate's Life" - Fanfiction.net - T rated. Returned from Claimed March 22, 2023, with apologies to SunAndMoon.
 * Captain Valencia 'Valley' Sparrow is many things: a teenager, a pirate, Captain Jack Sparrow's adoptive sister, etc. Her fiery Spanish attitude and charming personality help her get along nicely with her infamous older brother. The adventures that they embark on will define who they really are, and people will begging to see through the deceitfulness of the Sparrows. Set in PotC 1

Star Wars

 * "Different" - Fanfiction.net - T rated. Returned from Claimed, March 22, 2023.
 * An Ahsoka/OC fic I've decided to remake Different, so reread Chapters 1-3 before you read Ch. 4, and be sure to tell me what you think of the remake
 * Standard Stu who—like nearly every OC in the Star Wars The Clone Wars section—romances Ahsoka.


 * "Heart of Darkness" - Fanfiction.net - T rated. Returned from Claimed April 11, 2020 (with apologies to DeathsHeadMoth).
 * AU: Vader finds Leia at an early age. Is the redemption of the Dark Lord at hand? Or will the Princess fall into darkness. Follow Leia as she grows up to be a loving daughter, dependable friend, swoop bike fanatic, chic shopaholic, and Sith Lord.
 * Well... Leia's Replaced by a massive Sue that uses the Dark Side without being corrupted, Vader becomes a caring father... there are also some SPaG mistakes. And this thing is huge: 49 chapters.

Harry Potter

 * "Child of Grace" - Fanfiction.net - T-rated. April 11, 2020.
 * DEAD STORY! AU. The Girl-Who-Lived discovers the wizarding world and unearths secrets that could change her life forever. Or end it. Fifth Year.


 * "The Diamond Tears of the Black Court" - Fanfiction.net - T rated. Returned from Claimed March 24, 2023.
 * Aira had been told shes a witch,shes okay with that.But with Dumbledores unusual behaviour towards her and the forbidden forest calling her,shes having doubts to whether she is what they say she is,her magicks different to the others, then theres them...
 * Filled with extremely pretentious and meaningless purple prose and centers around a completely unbelievable jerk of a protagonist who gets everything handed to her by divine will of her author.
 * Damian's note: Ohohohoho... "sapphire and raven" bed, classic Sue description, black wolf CAF... I am so, so glad this got unclaimed.


 * "Elysian Potter: The Forgotten Queen" - Quotev - PG-13 rated. Returned from Claimed March 24, 2023.
 * SUMMARY: What if Harry Potter had a twin sister? What if his parents had survived? What if she was forgotten? What if she had the power he knows not?
 * If by "the power he knows not" you mean love, then she certainly does not have it. Suefic in which Elysian Lillian Potter replaces half the characters with rich, spoiled snobs, puts Draco in the Leather Pants AGAIN, violates every rule of the universe in order to be more powurrful, and is so aboosed and negllectedd that her mean demeanor and snobbish, smug attitude is perfectly "justified." Well, it ain't justified to me.


 * "The Girl in the Tower" - Fanfiction.net - M rated. Returned from Claimed, with apologies to Tawaki, March 22, 2023.
 * Novel length fic where Harry meets a mysterious girl, hidden at Hogwarts. RR! Recommended Story of the Month, April 2003


 * "The Girl who Tamed Unicorns" - Fanfiction.net - K rated. Returned from Claimed March 22, 2023, with apologies to Kittyauthor.
 * The story of a new arrival at Hogwarts. Sorry, this is a bad summary, but I'm new at this.
 * The new arrival turns out to be a Sue (surprise, surprise!), the most beautiful girl the boys have ever seen, and such a natural at magic that she can outperform Hermione despite having no formal tuition before, and the fic being set in their 4th year.


 * "Harry Potter and the Wondrous Blood Ritual" - Wattpad - unrated, NSFW and NSFB - Returned from Claimed March 22, 2023, with apologies to Cicada.
 * One day after Harry's return to the Dursleys home and he is a wreck. He has suffered another beating at the hand of his Uncle Vernon. But what bothers him is everything that happened in the maze after the Triwizard Tournament. Voldemort returned, using his blood. His Godfather had tried to rescue him, but was killed and the killer was hailed as hero by the Minister of Magic. No one believes him when he says that Voldemort has returned. Dumbledore seemed more concerned about the politics then he did about him. He is thinking of running away. And then an opportunity comes.
 * Cicada's note: This is an awful, awful fic. Within the first few chapters, Harry murders someone for a dark ritual. By the end of it, Female!Harry is bathing in the blood of virgin Muggles.


 * "Hidden Truth" - Fanfiction.net - M rated. Returned from Claimed March 22, 2023, with apologies to Kittyauthor.
 * Basic idea what if Harry during the summer dated a girl and when he returned to Hogwarts with her found out she was his twin sister careful contains incest.
 * kA's note: Yeah, it's squicky, especially towards the end. Ron is homophobic in this fic. At the very least it's a huge charge on throwing many characters OOC. Might be trollfic?


 * "Mandatory Soulbond" - AO3 - M rated. NSFW, NSFB. Returned from Claimed March 22, 2023, with apologies to Silv.
 * Harry had always wanted someone there for him no matter what. The problem was, when he did find that it was possible, not everyone was in favour and tried to break them apart. - !Complete!
 * There's... a lot wrong with this. While a good deal of it can be found just by looking at the tags, the fic insists on continuously bringing up problematic factors and doing nothing about it. It continues on as if the premise isn't inherently squicky and that all is right in the world. Even then, that explanation doesn't do justice to how bad this is.


 * "Never Cross a Potter" - Fanfiction.net - M rated.
 * Harry in Azkaban, dark, twisted Harry to enemies, Gray to allies. You shouldn't have messed with a Potter. Dumbledore...Tom...Now you will pay. Nobody crosses a Potter and gets away with it. Luna x Harry pairing
 * Just one problem of many with this badfic is that it doesn't take much for Harry to consider someone an enemy and in most cases here, it's because they had the gall to think he had committed murder before he started actually doing so, even though they are sorry to have been mistaken. Also, he lets innocent people, including children, die during Death Eater rampages while just watching it happen. Dozens of characters will need to be rescued from plotholes and such.


 * "Phoenix Year One" - AO3 - T rated. Returned from Claimed March 24, 2023.
 * Petunia made a big mistake introducing Harry to the stove. If she hadn't, maybe she and her family would still be alive, "Harry Potter" wouldn't be "dead", and Harry wouldn't be an arsonist with a rapidly growing death count.
 * Typical hyper-intelligent smart!Harry who breaks every single law and school rule for a hundred miles around and always gets away with it, now with more blacklist 9.


 * "Potions Fume, Baby Boom, and Ministry Doom" - Fanfiction.net - M rated. NSFB. Returned from Claimed March 22, 2023, with apologies to Kittyauthor.
 * Hogwarts is in chaos when a potions accident filters through the school. Harry Potter is just one of the students that ends up pregnant. Students from years 5 through 7 come together to deal with cravings, mood swings, and classes. The thing is, only submissives were impregnated. Drarry, Slytherin!Harry, Ron/Ginny/Dumbledore!bashing.
 * Kittyauthor's note: What the summary didn't mention was that another ship was Snape/Hermione, Harry ends up with triplets, Dumbledore is Lord Voldemort (somehow), Snape probably has been ruptured, and Ginny is bashed. Yes, you heard that right. 


 * "Precious Periwinkle and the Trio of Evil" - Fanfiction.net - K+ rated. Returned from Claimed March 22, 2023, with apologies to Kittyauthor.
 * Meet Precious Periwinkle, a normal girl going to Hogwarts. But when she gets there, she's put in a whole new house and discovers secrets about some of the students! Completed!
 * GeniusGamer's note: Oh boy. We start with our Sue being dropped in a beauty potion (which was acid before random potion ingredients fell in it) making everyone stare at her all the time. Then she makes Harry, Ron, and Hermione evil and discovers their "secrets". Oh, and the spelling is horrible too. Thank goodness it's short.
 * ''kA's note: Aaaaa! That's not how potions work!


 * "The Rise of the Drackens" - AO3 - E rated. Returned from Claimed March 22, 2023.
 * Harry comes into a very unexpected inheritance. He is a creature both rare and very dangerous, a creature that is black listed by the British Ministry. So now he must avoid detection at all costs, whilst choosing his life partners and dealing with impending pregnancy at just sixteen. With danger coming not just from the Ministry but even other creatures, what was he supposed to do?


 * "Scarlet Destiny and the Sorcerer's Stone" - Quotev - Unrated, probably K+ - T. Returned from Claimed March 22, 2023.
 * Hits every single Sue cliché in the book and then some, but doesn't seem like a troll...


 * "Scarlett Murder" - Fanfiction.net - M rated. Returned from Claimed March 22, 2023).
 * This is a tale about Scarlett, daughter of Sirius Black and how her powers, love, and a prophecy may change the outcome of the war. If you like drama, power, romance, secrets, suspense, action and a badass heroine then this story is for you. Books 4-7
 *  ' This story is for you'? Sorry mate, but you're wrong. This story is horrible, poorly written and just plain stupid.


 * "Snake Scales and Serpent Tails" - AO3 - M rated. Returned from Claimed March 22, 2023, with apologies to Silv.
 * It's another Voldemort/Harry shipfic, with plenty of pureblood apologism, "light" wizards, Dumblebashing, the works. Also creature inheritances, of which Harry's is a Naga - who have magic supremacy baked into them. It's unfortunate, since the OC snakes Harry forms a makeshift family with are good characters and the interactions they have together are wonderful.

The Hobbit/The Lord of the Rings

 * "The Dark Rider" - Fanfiction.net - T rated. Returned from Claimed April 11, 2020.
 * A young rider falls into middle earth durring the war of the rings. Tenth walker story, legoromance..possibly a MS
 * Book girl fan's comment: It's a tenth walker fic, and seems very much a Mary Sue, with spelling mistakes and lack of capitalization even in the summary.


 * "How to Thank You//Legolas Story" - Quotev - not rated, hopefully K or T. Returned from Claimed April 9, 2020.
 * And then, he came down the aisle, and I saw him. Tall and lean, he wore a silver tunic and white tights. He was exactly the way I last saw him, solemn and graceful. His golden hair shone as it fell flawlessly down his back to his waist, and his eyes seemed to shine like diamonds. I tried to look as composed as I could when he walked past. And when he did, he turned his head ever so slightly in my direction, and his eyes lit up, his lips curled upwards in a smile which melted my heart in an instant. I dropped my gaze to my hands and waited until I heard Legolas's feet stop until I finally looked up again.
 * Zingenmir's note: As the summary and title tell you, it's a Legomance. It's also from the Circle. It features a Sue named Lauriel in the Third Age, who's Arwen's sister (younger by two years) but not the twins'--they don't seem to exist. Just after her mother, Lady Celebrain's, death, this ten-year-old Elfling runs off, meets Legolas (unnamed at the time but said to look around her age), nearly drowns, and is saved by said unnamed Elfling. Being Elflings, Legolas of course teaches Lauriel-of-the-Quenya-name to shoot an arrow, because of course Thranduil gave his son a bow for his last Name Day. What's infant/toddler!Legolas doing near Rivendell, you ask? He's shooting at trees because plothole. And so the story continues with the entire War of the Ring skipped over in favor of going straight to the wedding of Aragorn and Arwen. And, er, the coronation of Legolas, as his father is, um, stepping down from the throne. Right. And I'll just leave you with the mental image of Thranduil and Elrond translating their Sindarin and Quenya greetings to each other in parentheses...and Lauriel using modern swear words in her head...


 * "Make Me Stronger" - Fanfiction.net - T rated. Returned from Claimed April 11, 2020.
 * Six friends were just wandering down the street, when they "fell down the bunny hole" and ended up in, not Wonderland, but Middle Earth. Aragorn/OC Boromir/OC Legolas/OC Pippin/OC Merry/OC Frodo/OC Rated T for language and some suggestive themes.
 * Six self-insert Sues who make everyone OOC and face no dangers in Middle Earth. There's not much more I can say about it.


 * "No Safe Place (Legolas Love Story)" - Quotev - presumably T-rated. Returned from Claimed March 23, 2019.
 * Erillin is the younger sister of Arwen, Princess of Rivendale. Her father, Lord Elrond has hidden her true Identity from her and keeps her Hidden within the Elven Realm of Rivendale. When she joins the Company, she finds herself about to embark on the biggest adventure of her life. But is it love, or life?
 * EPL's notes: Classic second-daughter-of-Elrond Legomance, except this one has special powers and her dad's been keeping her hidden from the rest of Rivendell--excuse me, "Rivendale"--for presumably that reason. Also she joins the Fellowship because of course she does.
 * Last 'Elf-witch', her mother was one too and killed by Suron over it, and there's Grelvish and translation inside the dialogue tags.


 * "Of Half-Bloods and Courtings" and its sequel - Fanfiction.net - T rated; M rated. Returned from Claimed April 9, 2020.
 * Bilbo has been sort of rejected by Thorin's supposed life long friend for the courtings and it is up to a half-blood to get Thorin and Bilbo back together before it is too late. Eventually Bagginshield and OC and Nori. I DO NOT OWN THE HOBBIT! ONLY MY OC I OWN! Rating changed to T for cursing later on.


 * "The other Evenstar" - Fanfiction.net - T rated. Returned from Claimed March 23, 2019.
 * Seraphina has a dark and shameful past. She joins the Fellowship to help Frodo on his mission to destroy the Ring. However, her past comes back to haunt her. She must fight to protect the ones she loves and fight to keep control of herself.
 * Where to even begin. This bit of writing features a raging Sue with a name that references a religion that's non-existent in Middle-earth, Boromir wearing his "soldier's uniform" to the Council, Boromir-bashing, and wounds from a Morgul blade that behave uncanonically (in a clothes-burning way). The Sue saps powers of decision, convinces Frodo to volunteer to take the Ring to Mordor, has a Magical Necklace of Mary-Sueness that occasionally burns her, and volunteers to go with the Fellowship before Gandalf. All of this is from the first chapter, and I've even left some things out (such as line-mangling and mini-Balrog creation). Later on, she mentions that she helped to deliver both Éomer and Éowyn, and that she and Éomer used to go on adventures together. I'm also pretty sure it's a Legomance, although I suppose it could be Aragorn instead. Do I really need to go on?


 * "The queen - (Legolas love story)" - Quotev - not rated, likely T. Returned from Claimed April 9, 2020.
 * On their way to Mordor, the fellowship meets a mysterious girl, who is she and what's her background story


 * "The Silent Girl" - Fanfiction.net - T rated. Returned from Claimed April 11, 2020.
 * At the wish of Elrond, a 10th walker joins the Fellowship. Her name is Nikita Siikavirta, and she never speaks, but communicates by writing short messages on cards. Her past is a mystery, and what diffrence will she make? Can she even be thrusted?
 * Azrael comments: "Thrusted. Keh keh keh. Off a cliff, perhaps..."


 * "Spirits Never Die" - Fanfiction.net - T rated. PPCing requested by author. Returned from Claimed April 9, 2020.
 * Neveil is a wanderer shrouded in shadow. She meets the hobbits and joins them on their quest, and at the same time seeks to find her purpose in a world she shouldn't exist in. OC Not a MarySue. This is a experiment to see if I can make a good story out of the overdone tenth walker.
 * original author Lee's notes: "It's a tenth walker, Maiar, oc who is immortal and was created from Sauron's blood (or something) and it's also a legomance. Something else to mention....I wrote this story. Back in Middle school. Yes I was an angsty teen. At any rate, I really love the PPC stories and I really hate mine so I thought it would be interested to see it be ripped to pieces. :-)"


 * "Tale Of Friendship" - Fanfiction.net - T rated. Returned from Claimed April 11, 2020.
 * Three friends fall into Middle Earth as they are on their way to New Zealand for a long deserved vacation. They are eventually dragged along on an adventure together with 13 dwarves, a hobbit and a wizard but what happens when they fall for certain dwarves? ThorinxOC FilixOC KilixOC I own nothing! Except for the OC's of course :3


 * "The Wandering Blue Wizard" - Quotev - not rated, likely T. Returned from Claimed October 9, 2021.
 * Gandalf told the company about the 5 great wizards; Sauroman the white, himself, the 2 blues, and Radagast the brown. He claimed to have forgotten the 2 blue's names, which is true, my name always seems to loose him. Hello, my name is Angelina, the blue witch. I travel with Gandalf the grey. I helped Thorin Oakensheild and the company take back Erebor and slay the dragon. I have been informed that the ring of power has been found, by none other than the famous Bilbo Baggins. So, now I am on my way to Rivendell to discuss the matter.
 * eatpraylove's comment: For Eru's sake, if you're going to genderbend one of the Blue Wizards write properly. She stole art of Dany from Game of Thrones as a faceclaim, has way too many weapons for a wizard, hits lots of classic Tenth Walker Sue boxes...it honestly piled up too much for me to mission this. Enjoy the escalating nonsense!

Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus

 * "Betrayed, Payment, Back Again" - Fanfiction.net - M rated, NSFW, NSFB. Returned from Claimed March 22, 2023, with apologies to Silv.
 * Percy is betrayed by the Gods. Lady Chaos and Lady Void and Lord Order make him a powerful Primordial blessed by Primordials before him. He is told by the three makers that because the Olympians betrayed him they owe him payment. Starting with some of their daughters to become slaves, concubines and part of his harem. What will happen when Olympus needs help?
 * Percy and Annabeth get replaced at about the time twenty-one primordial deities (some of which don't actually exist and others which are portrayed in ways that should be impossible) bestow upon Percy roughly fifty different powers - and Annabeth gets most of the same, but lesser. That's not even touching upon the absolute garbage fire that is the premise. It's disgusting and the double-standards are ridiculous.


 * "The Child of the Moon: The Lightning Thief" - Fanfiction.net - T rated. Returned from Claimed March 22, 2023.
 * This story will have the original story line of Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief with some major twists so follow the son of Artemis as he helps Percy and friends find Zeus's bolt. Warning: There will be some oc's. Hope you guys like it as this is my first ever fanfiction. So please no bashing just leave some constructive criticism and feed back. Thank you.
 * There are tons of grammar mistakes, and Artemis not only has a child, but hates said child and leaves him to die in the wilderness. And that's just in the first chapter. It gets worse...


 * "Percy Jackson: Son of Apollo" - AO3 - M rated. February 13, 2020.
 * Percy's life went upside down. From leader of Camp to hated by everyone. Disowned by his father. He gets a new family from a certain God who adopts him. How will his new life go?
 * Aeon's notes: Greek-bashing, a Villain Stu to kick Percy out of Camp Half-Blood, and compressing plot. Fun. Also, random mpreg powers exist now.
 * Silv's notes: Percy somehow becomes a child of Apollo by blood (I think?) while retaining his Poseidon powers, becomes the champion of both Athena and Artemis (gaining powers from them as well), gets sent to Camp Jupiter (and is somehow followed by the Villain Stu), becomes the only male member of the Hunt while actively dating Jason, and has god(desse)s popping up every other paragraphs. This takes place before and during The Lost Hero and The Son of Neptune, mind.

Warriors

 * "StarKitsProphcy" - Fanfiction.net - T rated. Returned from Claimed, with apologies to AstralCat.
 * a kitten named StarKit is born into Thunderclan one day. Their is a prophcy about her but few cats know about it not even her. but so many terible things are to come and will she be able to fufil her prophcy or will she die before that. rated for blood&v
 * Dear sweet Arceus... Do I have to explain? It's Legendary, all right.

Avatar: The Last Airbender

 * "How I Became Yours: Rise of the Agni Army" - Jacqueline diaz diaz on Myspace - no rating. May 10, 2020.
 * The comic starts off much as the first one did with a dream sequence flashback. In this, it shows an attack on the fire nation from the perspective of Lilith, Zuko and Katara's daughter. She wakes and after a short argument with her brother, Kuzon, they both leave to train. While training, they both experience flashbacks about the their time at the water tribe immediately following the attack. Once this ends, we move on to Poe, Aang and Toph's son, who is causing trouble. Ling, his twin sister, stops him and these two also have an argument before Ling buries him up to his neck in the ground and walks off. Then we get to see Miracle, Sokka and Azula's daughter, as she interacts with two children in the North Pole in a filler scene...which leads to another flashback sequence of the treatment Lilith and Kuzon received in the Water Tribes due to their unorthodox parentage.
 * It's the (thankfully unfinished) sequel to "How I Became Yours." Need I type more?

Doctor Who/Torchwood

 * "DOCTOR WHO AND THE VAMPIRESSS" - Fanfiction.net - K rated. June 10, 2022 (returned from Claimed).
 * CAN THE DOCTOR KILL THE VAMPIRES IN TIME?
 * Obvious trollfic, originally found by 99Hedgehog.


 * "The Doctor's Problem" - Fanfiction.net - K rated. May 19, 2019.
 * Donna finds an old Gallifreyan record. To keep it from being played, the Doctor must explain something embarrassing. Questions follow..
 * Discofurby's note: Mindless toilet humour, no action. The TARDIS locks its doors for a stupid reason. The Doctor is a little bit OOC.

The Loud House

 * "The Loud House Revamped" - Fanfiction.net - T rated. August 3, 2020
 * "This is my own version of the Loud House where I move to Royal Woods, Michigan. When I move to Michigan and Meet the Loud Kids, The Entirety of the Universe will change forever. Get ready evil, Justice has many brand new faces. The Universe now has a bunch of new Champions. Self Insert OC story. Crossovers with other shows later on. Mixed genres. Multi-crossover. Harem later on."
 * Contains a self-insert Gary Stu, a twelfth Loud sibling, and several implausible crossovers. Is apparently also the longest piece of literature in the English language.


 * "The Embarrassment" - Wattpad - not rated, but probably PG-13.
 * After all the hate and mistreat at Ronnie Anne's Party, The family mistreat him at The Loud House Disrespectful, Irresponsible, Hateful, Hypocritical, Ignorance, Unfair, Selfish Selves, Unpleasent, Nasty, Cruel, And lastly, No Love.They got him embarrassed at school. He felt like he's been abandoned. Poor kid Lincoln Loud Ran away from home but even from town. He even ran off after having powers of a vision and a temporary heart pounding issue stress with his emotions. Where do you think he ran off to? Will They see in his heart that they love him? Will they ever find a way to bring him back home? Find out what happens when you read this sad story and shocking story.
 * This story is riddled with spelling errors, plot holes, and fandom-specific cliches like "Lincoln runs away" and "nicer sisters, meaner sisters." It's painful.

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

 * "The Lost Element" - Fanfiction.net - M rated. October 11, 2021.
 * Equestria has long been known as the land of ponies. However, the name of Equestria is misleading. For far too long, a certain element has been missing from the world. And now, that element has been brought back. But for better or for worse?
 * A human crosses over into Equestria, discovers he is the seventh Element (because humans rule), is more powerful than everypony else, dates Luna, and is just so darn special. Oh and, somehow, the author managed to publish this as a physical series of books.


 * "My Brave Pony: Starfleet Magic" - Fimfiction.net - E rated. October 11, 2021.
 * It all starts on a magical planet where a group of humanoid alicorns band together to protect their world, and the galaxy from the threat of an evil sorcerer sealed away for a long time, and having many adventures along the way and making new friends as the journey begins! ...eventually crossing paths with the Equestrians
 * The first in a long series that's filled with racism, speciesism, sexism, victim-blaming, moronic characters, broken Aesops, misused words, formulaic plots, narm and character assassinations (of which one is literal).


 * "Shisno Chronicles: Friendship is Magic" - Fanfiction.net, Fimfiction.net - K+, T rated. May 20, 2020.
 * {This story is actually rated Everyone for the most part, but a few chapters have a more…mature theme, thus requiring the whole fic to be rated Teen. I believe among these is the Deadpool chapter (you'll know it when you find it), and the brutality in "The Return of Harmony" arc.} Basically, it's a retelling of the popular "Friendship is Magic" TV series with an OC (Original Character) added. No, my OC will not be a self-insert or Mary Sue in any way, shape, or form ( at least I try to). This is my first fanfic I have published outside FanFiction.Net, so please bear with me. (Fanfic image is that of my OC.) A member of the Story Crew is sent down to do his "mission" (what it is I shall not say). His organization has arranged things so that he is now a bodyguard-for-hire (who also takes odd jobs for extra money). Eventually, he ends up signing a contract from the ruler of Equestria herself, Princess Celestia. This contract has him tasked on (primarily) protecting one very important unicorn pony; the Princess's personal student, Twilight Sparkle. And that is where the story begins... I devised him thanks to generalzoi's Pony Creator application. Do not follow the first link as it contains massive spoiler ideas for this story.
 * A series of fanfics in which a Gary Stu accompanies the Mane 6 in their adventures from canon.


 * "Six Little Words" - Fimfiction.net - T rated. August 23, 2021.
 * Inspired by Parting Words, by RHJunior[.] Princess Celestia is the paragon of Harmony. She is kind to her subjects and generous to those in need. She is loyal to her ideals and never compromised. She has a good, if mostly unknown, sense of humor. Above all else, she is always honest. Right? Twilight Sparkle trusts Princess Celestia implicitly and in all things. The Princess has never steered her wrong, not once. When Twilight thought that her concerns for Nightmare Moon were being ignored, Celestia had her back, even if she was withholding information. Wait a minute. Shortly before Celestia leaves for Canterlot with the redeemed Luna, Twilight has a conversation with her mentor that will change her perspective on the Princess forever. She will receive something new, beautiful, and damning all the same. Cynicism. Six Little Words or: The Question That Twilight Didn’t Ask in Canon. Violence Tag: Implied torture.
 * Translation: Twilight-Sparkle-In-Name-Only is a paranoid conspiracy theorist who doesn't have a high opinion of herself, her friends, her friendships or her mentor and hates being a responsible, brave heroine.

Power Rangers/Super Sentai

 * "Eiga Sentai Movie Task Force Scanranger" - Fanfiction.net – T rated. Returned from Claimed March 24, 2023.
 * My first attempt at writing a Super Sentai fanfic. Five intrepid college students are chosen to battle the invasion force named MAYHEM. With the power of "Film Energy", our heroes use their strong willpower and love for movies to defend the Earth and their campus.
 * The true summary is: "i hate Power Rangers! It's so childish and cheesy! I'm going to write my take on a Super Sentai adaptation, and it's gonna be every bit as childish, have characters who are unfunny and unrelatable, include thousands of references that date the fic worse than carbon-14 with random parentheticals and asides explaining what is being referenced, be casually racist and sexist, have poorly-written action scenes, have my characters get powered up by their hatred for Power Rangers, have my villains beat up the Power Rangers villains because they're so much better, and have Power Rangers and Super Sentai oscillate between being in-universe shows and real events that happened to accomodate those two contradictory events! I'm so much better at adapting Sentai than Saban!" Can't wait for the RPM team to decimate these guys...

Oggy and the Cockroaches

 * "The new roach" - deviantART - no rating. May 12, 2020.
 * Basically, Marky and Joey (who are strongly suggested to be brothers in canon) fall in love and have sex (which is thankfully not described). Joey then gets pregnant and has a kid. For some unexplained reason, the cats and cockroaches get along somewhat well. Fortunately, it's only a page long.

Sherlock Holmes

 * "Depression turned to happiness AKA Isabella" - Fanfiction.net - T rated. Returned from Claimed March 23, 2023
 * Sherlock and John save a girl from being killed, and with others after her, they take the girl in.
 * Typical suicidal Mary Sue forces herself upon Holmes and Watson, while seemingly to gain telepathic powers.

The Simpsons

 * "Must Love Ned Flanders" - Booksie.com - not rated but probably T. September 13, 2019.
 * Naomi Sanders is a beautiful twenty four year old from L.A. (Lower Alabama) who just happens to be a huge fan of The Simpsons. Well, more so Ned Flanders. Her dreams come true one day when a freak accident brings her from the third dimension to the second into the town of Springfield. Now Naomi has the chance to win over the love of her life, Ned, and live happily ever after in a fictional cartoon world. Do not read this if you have not heard of the Simpsons.
 * Discofurby's note: So terrible it's almost funny. A self-insert OC, check, who's in love with a character (in this case Ned Flanders), check, and causes him to act OOC, check. There's this one scene where she goads Ned into having sex with her, and while it's unseen, this is still sleazy to the Nth degree. We also get some nonsense with a zombie Maude.


 * "Potties R Us" - Fanfiction.net - K+ rated. September 18, 2021.
 * Homer Simpson and Detective Chief Inspector Clancy Wiggum are potty training their babies through the use of infant potty training, but both older babies resist the new routine.
 * Nonsensical, and Ralph and Maggie are somehow the same age.

South Park

 * "The Siren" - Fanfiction.net (also posted here) - T rated. Returned from Claimed April 11, 2020.
 * Siren is Mysterion's new partner and the newest member of Coon and Friends. But what will happen when something threatens both her and Mysterion's very duty to protect the city and the Earth?
 * Mary Sues abound, since the author included EVERY OC suggested.

Star Trek

 * "THE NEW GIRL on Voyager" - Fanfiction.net - K+ rated. Returned from Claimed April 11, 2020 (with apologies to DeathsHeadMoth).
 * A beutiful American teen appears on Voyager and all of the boys on the ship falls in love. She need to go back home.
 * Terrible spelling, a Mary Sue and causing massive OOC to boot.


 * "rare musical moments on the USS Enterprise" - Fanfiction.net - K+ rated. Returned from Claimed February 10, 2020.
 * a songfic about the star trek crew singing about certain subjects that so relate. bones and kirk make a bet, uhura and gailia just being friends Spock and uhura in a quiet moment after he has a bad day many little drabbles there no slashing just plain fun and joyful moments sometimes sad moment on the U.S.S enterprise mainly spock/uhura McCoy/Nurse Chapel Gailia/ Scotty Janice/Kirk
 * Zingenmir's (slightly updated) notes (from 2013): First of all, 'rare musical moments'... judging from this fic, they're anything but rare. In fact, there were going to be 100 chapters dealing with them, though it seems to have stopped at 68. Second, this does contain random crossovers, but they only last for a chapter at a time, so it's simpler to just put it in the Star Trek category. It's supposedly AOS; it brings in a lot of TOS characters, randomly crosses over with Star Wars, and don't even get me started on the plots it adapts from musicals and movies (Les Mis and The Lion King, to name two). Spock is replaced by an emotional human teenager; McCoy must have access to some sort of history channel; the entire crew of the Enterprise (~400 people) fits on McCoy's family ranch; and did I mention that singing is an old McCoy family remedy? No, I didn't know that either. It also does a great job of ruining McCoy's character, and while I'm at it, I'm just going to give you the link to what I wrote about this fic (very dramatically back in 2013, so, uh, grain of salt...but I will say that I've seen this general concept done amazingly well, and had done so by 2013, too, and it didn't look like this) on the Board, because it's too long to put here and what I am putting here is also getting very long. Something else that should be mentioned here is that I nominated this fic for Bleepfic status... hopefully you can see why. I'm going to go back to consuming Bleeproducts now. Have a nice day.
 * Important note (from 2020): This is the fic where, by my long-held plan, the Fourth Reader regenerates into the Fifth in 2025. However, the mission will never be written . I do plan to write the regeneration scene itself in an interlude, but really, if someone wants to take this on properly, go right ahead. We'll square the details somehow.


 * "Star Trek: The Epic Journey" - Fanfiction.net - T rated. Returned from Claimed April 11, 2020 (with apologies to DeathsHeadMoth).
 * A brave captain and his crew must go into Romulant space to investigate a planet but do they have to fight romulants as well?
 * Jack Russel was already killed by Cyba Zero and Eagrus Khan in another fic, and he makes most of the same errors here; however, this one is special because of a ship of recruitable bits and every possible misspelling of "Romulan."

Steven Universe

 * "A crystal rising" - Fanfiction.net - M rated. June 29, 2019.
 * A Steven Universe Fic: Blood onyx is a unique Gem unlike the rest of his fellow home world gems he is in fact a male gem the first of his kind created during the rebellion by home world watch as he rises through the ranks and becomes a legend. harem fic mature
 * eatpraylove's note: Watch out for a wall of text in chapter one and beige prose everywhere else. Also an overly-edgy Gem Stu, which would be a canon violation even if he weren't edgy because all Gems are canonically female-presenting.

Teen Titans

 * "The End of Ends" - MediaMiner, deviantART, YouTube, Fimfiction - T rated. May 7, 2020.
 * Beast Boy, saddened by the events of the episode Things Change, finds his life tumbling down and in a fit of depression, runs away from Titan Tower and quits the Titans. Shortly after this, a black hole opens up in space and starts to suck in Earth, as well as other galaxies. As this is happening, Jump City is attacked by three villains, all of whom serve a higher power: Count Logan. After a brush with the three minions, the Titans are shocked to learn from the Doom Patrol that Beast Boy was killed. Thus begins a struggle between the Titans and Count Logan, who plans on destroying the entire galaxy with the help of an ancient artifact forged by Trigon known as the Dark Prognosticus.
 * N. Harmonik's note: Beast Boy is a whiny ingrate who (spoiler alert... not) decides to destroy the universe with the help of a book from Super Paper Mario and a few minions of Carmen Sandiego's because Terra dumped him. Note that the fic (of which there are no less than four versions) blames her and the other Titans for Beast Boy's descent into nihilism. And it has a sequel.

The Walking Dead

 * "The Walking Dead Reprisal" - Fanfiction.net - M rated. Returned from Claimed April 11, 2020 (apologies to DeathsHeadMoth).
 * The world she knew was gone. Keiko Watanabe, forced on her own by the death of her family, is out to seek her only surviving friend, and those responsible for the virus. Smart, skilled, manipulative, and dangerous, she goes through her new life doing whatever it takes to survive.
 * The story goes with the show. Starting around the "Save the Last One" episode and goes from there.
 * Dark Brother 16's note: Here is a classic example of a Mary Sue embedded in the zombie epic The Walking Dead. She is from Japan, she wields an exotic Sword of Sueness, she has a pair of wolf companions, she has a traumatic past which is ratcheted down in intensity, and she romances Daryl Dixon. It's almost as if she was made with the PPC in mind!

Winx Club

 * "Winx Club: Secrets of the Dragon Flame" - Fanfiction.net - K+ rated. May 7, 2020.
 * Bloom, Princess of Sparks, thought she was the sole survivor of her planet and the sole keeper of the dragon fire. But she was wrong, one day a strange teenage boy shows up with magical powers similar to her own. Upon battling she soon realizes just who this boy is and that they must work together in order to stop the deadly shadow dragons from destroying the magical realm.
 * A guy that has fairy wings and makes Riven look like a saint shows up, claims he's Bloom's brother and bosses the Winx around.

The X-Files

 * "Halloween X" - Daring Diane on Blogspot - M rated. May 5, 2019.
 * Here’s a Halloween story featuring everyone’s favorite F.B.I. Agent—Dana Scully.
 * This is a terrible story. Neither Scully, nor Mulder, is in-character. School uniforms are sexualized, which is very creepy. It ends with Scully crying.


 * "Look After You" - Fanfiction.net - T rated. May 5, 2019.
 * Summary: Set early season 4 before Scully's cancer. Scully is sick (I didn't want to suffer alone :P) But yeah. Read&Review? T cuz Scully Drops the F-Bomb in chapter 2. She's sick leave her be.
 * This is out-of-character. Scully shows up to work sick, which is something she'd never do, and her illness makes no sense. It's a throat infection apparently, but it makes her throw up and faint. She's helped by this 18-year-old med student who is way too young to be in the FBI.

Ace Attorney

 * "Foolish Revelations" - Fanfiction.net - T rated. Returned from Claimed March 24, 2023.
 * When Franziska von Karma takes another case against Phoenix Wright, nobody knows who will prevail. Rated for future chapters. Spoilers for JFA case 4. FranziskaxPhoenix.
 * Franziska is severely OOC, especially near the end. The author wastes an entire murder case just to "get rid of" Franziska's desire for revenge, even though at the end of JFA, her mental state was miles from "revenge," which you would know if you played the games, and winning a case is not justification for suddenly developing feelings for Phoenix. Not only that, but the writing is confusing and lacks adequate description. It's hard to put into words, but it's easy to identify the problem, especially if you play the games. Also, Phoenix has a healing factor, apparently. Thank God this thing's only three chapters.

AkaSeka

 * "Writers gon' write" - AO3 - T rated. Nov 23, 2021.
 * An account of Shikibu and his (mis)adventures in Utsutsu as he applies for the Hinomoto Writers' Association.
 * Submitted by author, old shame; basically, Murasaki Shikibu is incredibly, exorcism-worthy OOC, too b*tchy even for his canon personality's standards, and all-around makes you want to slap him across the face. Also, a non-canonical organization, yay.

Borderlands

 * "A Thousand Cuts" - Fanfiction.net - T rated. Returned from Claimed March 23, 2023, with apologies to Crazy Minh.
 * poppy is a siren vault hunter who fights bandits and hyperion, but when she is caught in a love triangle between the vault hunters she has to make an epic choise... no bad reviews please
 * Crazy Minh's note: This story is a really, really bad Mary Sue story which I have previously MST'd on the Library of the Damned, here. I'm claiming it preemptively for when I apply for permission at some point in the future. In terms of this story, it features a Sue called Poppy (or alternatively Poopy) who makes four of the canon Vault Hunters fall in love with her; is a Siren despite that being the rarest of rare traits in the Borderlands universe; and who messes with the characterizations of pretty much all the canon characters featured in the fic. ''

Crash Bandicoot

 * "Crash Bandicoot" - Fanfiction.net - K+ rated. May 16, 2020.
 * On three islands that sits southwest of Australia, an evil scientist is in the midst of his plan to take over the world, when one of his experiments escaped on a stormy night, and on the next day, he meets up with a boy that arrived before the storm and a mask who wants the mad doctor off the islands. The three combine forces to bring down the mad man before he can take the world.
 * First in a series of six, four of which are adaptations.
 * Scapegrace's notes: We're introduced to this horse-doughnut in the most bland, boring way possible and we're still expected to root for him. We also know the author knows at least part of the Crash lore - I'm guessing Nathan went to the same school as his presumably-dad (hamfisted foreshadowing is truly, truly hamfisted) - but also seems really confused as to what the Evolv-O-Ray from the first game actually does. Add to that the litany of spelling and grammar errors and, well, it's beyond saving.


 * "Crash Bandicoot Retold" - deviantART - no rating. May 18, 2020.
 * Take place after Mind over Mutant, Evil Crash escaped the 10th Dimension and slaughtered everyone, good and evil. Only Crash and Aku Aku remain to fight him but are no match. As Crash laid unconcious, Aku Aku knew something had gone wrong because something infected Crash called the Demon Gene. Just as Evil Crash about to kill them both, Aku Aku give out one last hope: Send a message to himself in the past to "Prevent the Demon". Back at the first Crash Bandicoot game, the past Aku Aku recieved the message and tries to understand it. There, he must help prepare the different past Crash, who changed dramtically and already got the Demon Gene in his blood as them and their friends must go through the retold tale of Crash 1, 2 and 3 battling Cortex which must change the future.
 * A fan comic book that takes several cues from the 2011 version of Mortal Kombat. Poor writing, atrocious artwork, OOCness and ridiculous fan characters can be found. Has at least one sequel.

The Elder Scrolls

 * "Return of the Brotherhood" - Fanfiction.net - T rated. Returned from Claimed April 11, 2020 (apologies to DeathsHeadMoth).
 * When the Dark Brotherhood falls on hard times, their numbers dwindling, new members must be found to restore this once powerful group of assassins to their true former glory. Now Accepting OCs, please no Dragonborns! Currently on temporary hiatus of unknown length.
 * Dark Brother 16's note: This story consists of a single Mary Sue who, naturally, turns canon characters into bit characters, and even attracts more Sues and Stus. This mission will likely involve scrutinizing each and every OC, if for no other reason than necessity.

Final Fantasy

 * "Cloud Mows the Lawn" - not rated, but it is a Legendary Badfic - NSFW/NSFB. Returned March 22, 2023.
 * Just read the wiki page.

Fireboy and Watergirl

 * "Fireboy and Watergirl" - Wattpad - unknown rating. November 14, 2021.
 * Fireboy and Watergirl don't know each other but their parents are like enemies and rivals for like forever. And to mention, they are royal blood which means that Fireboy and Watergirl are prince and princess. And also, Fireboy and Watergirl go in the same school. But on their world there come darkness. Darkness invaded the element world and the superior leader of the element world cannot defeat and needed to asks Fireboy and Watergirl to go to the temples and train teamwork there so that they could save their world. And as darkness approaches, the elemental world starts to surrender to them. And as Fireboy and Watergirl fight the darkness, they start to have feelings for one another. Will they survive in their fight? Join us in the Adventure of Fireboy and Watergirl!!! :) !!! :D
 * Kittyauthor's note: Does not resemble the original games in any way except by nickname. Watergirl appears to be a fusion between an OC and Elsa, everyone is a Sue or a Stu, and logic is weird. I can excuse some of the grammar mistakes (the author is not a native speaker of English), but the logic mistakes I cannot. Also, MelTheMel has a claim on the fire couch that cannot do any bl10 things.

Fire Emblem

 * "Changing Fate" - Fanfiction.net - T rated. Returned from Claimed March 23, 2023, with apologies to Silv.
 * The brilliant amnesiac Robin is found unconscious by a small group calling themselves ‘Shepherds’, and unbeknownst to Robin, this one event will be the starting point for an adventure unlike ever she could have had before. But during her travels she will be forced to make decisions that hold the fate of the future in balance. DEAD This was my first attempt at fics and it shows.
 * While not particularly egregious in its offenses, this is one of my own and I want to watch it burn (preferably by my own hand).

Hyperdimension Neptunia

 * "Hyperdimension Neptunia: Blueflame Heart" - Fanfiction.net - T rated. Entry polished up July 29, 2019.
 * Kenji Nijimura is a 17 years old student that, after runnig away from home, meets a mysterious girl. This individual offers him a strange stone, which grants him inhuman powers, before sending him off to a different dimension. With many new friends and foes alike, Kenji will now have to overcome the countless challenges ahead of him as he travels through this brand new world
 * This fic destroys the canon of Neptunia. Kenji is a Stu and ruins a lot of other things and reuses the same plot as the games. But Alex4top finally stopped posting, which means it's finally sporkable!

Kid Icarus

 * "Kid Icarus: Feathers of Light and Dark" - Fanfiction.net - T rated. June 29, 2019.
 * I, Shadmé, woke up in a world among the clouds. With no memories and no idea what to do, I was lucky an angel named Pit happened to stumble upon me. Together, the two of us set off on an adventure to discover my origins and battle the rising Underworld Army.

Minecraft

 * "The Nether Queen - Herobrine x Reader" - Wattpad - T rated, probably. April 13, 2020.
 * Herobrine's sway over the mobs of Minecraft is wavering, as more and more reject him as their God and king. His response is to crack down on them, becoming more of a tyrant, but this only reduces his power further. Finally, he surmises that the reason he is failing is because of his lack of a crucial piece in his court - a queen. And lucky, lucky you, you've been picked as the ideal candidate, not that you get much of a choice in the matter. #1 in minecraft!! COMPLETE, SEQUEL NOW OUT!
 * Loosely based on the "Gods Don't Bleed" series by Dillongoo on Youtube.
 * Contains romance, obviously, and some blood and gore, but no sexual content, as I am not comfortable with writing it.
 * "It's definitely... very.... creative." - the author's 14 year old sister
 * "this is the best self-insert... uh, I mean, x reader fic I've ever read. yeah." - the author's aromantic best friend
 * MelTheMel's note: Ever wanted to get kidnapped by Herobrine and succumb to Stockholm syndrome over 29 chapters? Then this is the fic for you! This is the original second person version of this fic. Those reviews are from the summary as well.

Pokémon

 * "Arceus Son (Pokemon Fanfiction)" - Wattpad - unrated. September 8, 2020.
 * Arceus has maintain order in the world because she created many legendary to maintain and protect it but it seem that she became bored of her responsibility and watched the human world peacefully.she watched them and learn that having a family is the greatest she have learn.now she thought of having a family of her own,Arceus created herself a child but not just any child, a child that will rock the world by storm
 * Find out the exciting journey of a child with his friends by his side into every Regions.
 * GeniusGamer's note: We're dealing with Replacement!Ash, somehow born biologically from Arceus, who seems to switch from male to female several times in some paragraphs. "Ash" lives on some island with talking Pokemon, and apparently, he has the mind of a teenager at age six. And that's an abridged version of the first couple of chapters. Must I say more?

Silent Hill

 * "Determination" - Fanfiction.net - T rated. April 12, 2019.
 * from Harry's P.O.V from when he finds out Cherl is missing til when he meets Cybil
 * Mirage Fontane's notes: The story itself is a brief and not entirely uncanonical scene from the beginning of Silent Hill 1. However, the spelling and grammar makes legolas by laura look like an academic dissertation. Also responsible for the creation of the mini (mini-Pyramid Head?) Cherl instead of Cheryl.

Sonic the Hedgehog

 * "Darkened Sun" - Fanfiction.net - M rated. Returned from Claimed June 29, 2019.
 * When a cure for a cancer-like disease doesn't work, its creator goes nuts and takes revenge on the people of Station Square. Note: AU, char death, zombies.
 * N. Harmonik's note: Just your averagely boring zombie apocalypse fic that could have been done with original characters mostly but instead has StH characters filling the standard roles. Also, what 7 and 12-and-a-half year olds don't know what death is!?
 * Feenie's note: I'm no virus expert or anything, but I don't think you'd release a virus to counteract a virus.


 * "Final Destination Sonic Style" - Fanfiction.net - M rated. May 20, 2020.
 * After surviving a fatal roller coaster ride which Amy foresees, the Sonic team start dying in weird bloody accidnets in the same order as their seat. Contains bloody horror and sex scenes. Couplings SONAMY, SHADOUGE. COMPLETE!
 * A Sonic-the-Hedgehog-style adaptation of Final Destination 3, which is often considered the worst in the Final Destination series, that features characters not using their abilities to save themselves or each other, gratuitous sex and OOCness due to said StH characters acting more like the FD characters.

World of Warcraft

 * "The Island" - Fanfiction.net - T rated. April 11, 2020.
 * Deathwing, the Aspect of Death, and Alexstrasza, the Aspect of life, have been stranded on a mysterious island after a group of adventures attacked N'Zath during a conflict between the two. Now they must survive together, and survive the emotions the have
 * You heard that right, ladies and gentlemen. Two of the most powerful beings in Azeroth, an Old God, and geographical aberrations. How can one pair of agents hope to overcome all of that? Answer: they can't. This will be a multi-department operation.