Legendary Badfic

The Legendary Badfic is a collective name for the worst badfic encountered by the PPC. Reading any one of them is typically a traumatizing experience and requires a great deal of bleeprin or other brain-purging substances to recover from. Some masochistic and/or naive newbies attempt to read as many of the Legendary Badfic as they can before going insane. This is a common practice, but a dangerous one. It is not recommended that any of the Legendary Badfic be an agent's first encounter with smut fic.

Newbies be warned: ''Reading any Legendary Badfic, that was linked to you by another Boarder in your introduction post, especially Celebrian, is bad. Do not do it, because they should not have provided it to you in the first place. This is possibly your only warning. Also, reading the plot summary on its wiki page likely counts. Don't do it.''

Some Legendary Badfic actually spawned sequels, but most (thank the deity of your choice) are one-shots.

List of Legendary Badfic
Opinions vary as to exactly what is included on the list of Legendary Badfic, but the following are usually agreed upon:


 * Celebrían


 * Cho Chang's Desires


 * Draco's Christmas Cuppa


 * Land Before Time: Littlefoot x Cera


 * legolas by laura


 * Lion King Orgy Poem


 * Little Miss Mary


 * Subjugation

List of Legendary Badfic Series

 * Marissa Picard


 * Of Warlords and Pleasure, better known among the PPC as That Series


 * Rose Potter

Worth mentioning is The Eye of Argon; while technically not fanfiction, it's widely considered the worst fantasy story ever written.