Team Phoenix

Team Phoenix is an interdepartmental unit of seven Agents, all of whom are carbon copies of former canonicals who either died in their canons, or, in the case of Spence, would not be missed in the event of an intervention. (It's really quite complicated, but the original canonicals remain where they should be.) Most these characters were played by Sean Bean in their respective movies, which is like having six identical agents walking around HQ. All of which look like Boromir. (Except for Patrick Miller.) It's bad form to glomp fellow agents -- not to mention a terminally bad idea -- but not all agents have good sense or good self-control. On the plus side, all of the six lookalikes can now sprint like racehorses.

Department of Mary Sues

 * Alec Trevelyan (James Bond)
 * Boromir (Lord of the Rings)
 * Sean Miller (Patriot Games)

Department of Floaters

 * Patrick Koster (Don't Say a Word)
 * Spence (Ronin)
 * Patrick Miller (Patriot Games)
 * Dave Toombs (Airborne)

Mission Reports
These mission logs are under review, because they are approximately eight years old, and terrible. Expect them to be dealt with, eventually. In the meantime you can laugh at what Chatvert used to think was good writing.

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 * Rescues
 * I shouldn’t have said that...
 * The boys get smashed
 * Huzzah, huzzah, a mission at last! (David Toombs recruited.)
 * “Worlds Meet” and Alec waxes homicidal (Star Trek)