Foxglove

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Foxglove is an assassin in the Department of Mary Sues.

=Appearance= Foxglove is about the same age as her partner Laburnum. Age is difficult to track in HQ, but according to Foxglove they're both aging at World One Standard Time because they have to keep track of the routines of the vast range of prescription drugs Laburnum is taking. Seventeen is their best guess.

Foxglove is a little on the short side (pardon the pun) and lightly built despite all the junk food she eats. Her father is of African descent and her mother is Bengali. Her skin is dark, and her eyes are brown. Her hair is black and has a tendency to frizz, so she straightens it and keeps it in two braided pigtails. Unusually for a PPCer, she actually likes to wear pink, which has earned her a few odd comments. She wears second-hand jeans with clumsily handmade embroidery all over them, and her favourite shoes are a pair of very battered pink trainers a size too big.

Her given name outside of the PPC is actually Violet Chandrani Burke. She chose her favoured Redwall fursona, a hare, as a really sad pun about the famous murderers Burke and Hare.

Her favourite weapon is a duelling sabre, given to her by the Official Fanfiction University of Redwall after the purging of That Series. She named it Choppy; she's aware that a sabre is not a chopping weapon, but "I already used Pointy and Stabby for my daggers, Slicey doesn't roll off the tongue very well, and I think we can just forget about Slashy".

= External Links =

The Death and Times of a Sue Named Blaise Zabini

Thou Shalt Not Suffer A Sue To Live

Rescues and Recruitment

Of Lobotomised Otters and Sue-ish Stupidity

Moaning Mary, Simpsons Sue

Featured in The Good Omens Fanfiction Summer School.

WARNING: Missions in That Series are Not Work Safe, Nor Brain Safe.

That Series Introduction: In which an Alert is sent out to all Mossflower Agents.

The second mission in That Series: In which Laburnum and Foxglove experience role reversal and are driven to drink.

The third mission in That Series: In which the most bizarre, if not quite the most disgusting installment of That Series is dealt with.

The fourth mission in That Series: In which the agents bond, and combat scenes possibly more bizarre than in the previous mission.

The fifth mission in That Series: In which the agents receive a distinct lack of warnings from the Intelligence Department, and combat possibly the largest number of irritating canon breaks yet. Also known as the Redneck Trees mission.

The sixth mission in That Series: In which the agents perform an exorcism with kitchen utensils and end up feeling very ill.

The seventh mission in That Series: In which the Mossflower Division's new foster-children are introduced, and Laburnum and Foxglove are inflicted with unfortunate speech impediments and forced to fight through a gang of angry Monitor Lizards.

The eighth mission in That Series: In which the agents encounter a resurrected 'Sue- the Mariel Dopplegänger Sue from the sixth mission, and ensure that she is re-killed.

Jack the Squicker (link NSFW)