Thalia Quinn

Thalia Quinn is an agent in the Department of Mary Sues. She is written by Scarlett.

Appearance
Thalia is very short, and almost dangerously skinny, thanks to an author who was obsessed with making everyone painfully underweight. She's gained a few pounds after almost a year of living on PPC junk food, but still has a ways to go before she reaches a healthy weight. Thanks to jumping in the acid, Thalia's skin and hair have been bleached to almost white, much like Harley Quinn's. Thalia has cropped her hair into a short bob and dyed it light purple to further distance herself from her canonical sister. Her eyes are green, boring, run of the mill green. She has two flower tattoos, one black one on her right thigh and red one on her chest. Her general physical development seems to be around that of an eleven year old. Thalia is almost always chewing bubble gum, and always carries her bat around with her. She wears a Sue Tracker around her left ankle.

Personality
Thalia is a cheerful, hyperactive maniac. She's very spontaneous and tends to deliver enthusiastic hugs to anyone she meets sooner or later. She's almost always in a good mood, and chattering about something or other, although she has a chronic inability to stay on topic for longer than a minute. She has the attention span of a gnat, unless it's focused on a Sue. She often acts childish, but has retained none of the innocence. Thalia is a very social, bubbly person, and is fairly good at making friends at the PPC (she fits right in with the trigger happy maniacs). She can be downright sadistic when angered, and probably would prolong particularly bad Sue's deaths if she had the option. Fortunately, she's got a long fuse, but there are a couple ways to easily anger her (harm coming to children, for one). She arrived more or less insane, and her remaining sanity has continued to suffer (partly through her stupid decision to try and read all the Legendary Badfics in one go).

Backstory
Thalia was originally from a DC badfic where she was Harley Quinn's uncanonical sister. She was essentially a direct copy of Harley, and her only purpose was to trip up the hero!Sues a few times before dying. She was rescued by DMS agents, and brought back to HQ as a recruit. Thalia spent three months in FicPsych being evaluated and treated for her various issues before being placed in the DMS. She was given Vanya Cooper as a partner and they got along stunningly. They ended up becoming a couple sometime after Thalia’s introduction in late 2019. However, Vanya was killed in an explosion set by Thalia to blow up an uncanonical building in Rivendell as Thalia thought she’d already left the building. This incident destroyed Thalia and she went through six partners in quick succession because they weren’t Vanya. They weren’t Vanya, they could never be Vanya, and most of them reminded her of Vanya. She finally settled with Doom, the polar opposite of her old partner, as he didn’t bring back any memories.

Mission Reports
Home: RC 6


 * "Of Angsty Sues and Name Mangling" (Redwall)
 * Thalia and Doom take on a Redwall Sue, and Doom gets annoyed a lot (taken down for rewriting)