Claimed Badfic

This is a list of all claimed badfic; that is, badfic which a PPCer intends to tackle as a mission.

You may claim a fic before receiving Permission, but make sure you note that your claim is pending Permission so we don't get confused and think you're jumping the gun.

If you claim something from the list of unclaimed badfic or otherwise, make sure to:
 * Add your claim here, including the title with link, story summary, and rating, just for the masochistic among us who actually like reading badfic, the poor insane souls.
 * Place your claim in alphabetical order in the appropriate category, which would be the fandom that it comes from unless it is a crossover, in which case put it in Crossovers and note which fandoms are crossed. (Note that The, A, and An don't count for alphabetical order.)
 * Clearly label it with your name or the name(s) of your agent(s) and the date of your claim. Please be aware that very old claims (generally 18+ months) may be bumped back to the Unclaimed Badfic page or, if the badfic is no longer available, deleted entirely.
 * You may include comments of your own. If you do, please make them brief and italicized. Thanks!

If you remove something from this list, make sure to remove it completely. That includes its category if it was the only fic in it. Doing so reduces clutter and confusion.

If you have KILLED something from this list, make sure it gets removed to the list of killed badfic.

For those depressed by the quantity of badfic, the above list may cheer you up. Maybe.

LAST CLEANUP: Linstar, March 21 2023.

Crossovers

 * Ayano Ketchum: The Princess of Akademi - Yandere Simulator x Danganronpa x Pokémon x who knows what else.... Claimed by MelTheMel, Pending Permission, 23 May 2020
 * Ryoba Aishi finally met her match in the form of a blacklist Organization. Not being heartless, the assassin decided to take in the baby with her husband, renaming her Ayano Ketchum. Years later, she hails as the Ultimate Cosplayer and when the truth of her parents' royal heritage was revealed, she was sent to Akademi for a chance at normal life. But was she meant to be just normal
 * QuantumMelody29's note: This is the fic that lead me to discover the brain breaking PAL chronicles. Pakura is one of the worst sues I've seen and after discovering the PAL wiki it turns out Ash is an abusive yandere. Also, Ayano Ketchum ends up with a longer name than Ebony from My Immortal.


 * "Green Axos" G rated - Doctor Who x Arrow. Claimed by Meta June 21, 2020.
 * The Sixth Doctor helps Felicity Smoak take out an Axon in Starling City.
 * Notes: Felicity has no character. Half way through my first read of the fic I realised I was reading her in Peri's voice. She also physically tackles the monster herself, until the Doctor gets to whip out his 'sonic lance' Not the worst story ever, but enough errors to warrant it's removal.


 * "Kamen Rider: Kamen Ninjas" – T rated. Kamen Rider X Naruto. Claimed by Damian Thorne on August 11th, 2021.
 * When Naruto is neglected by his parents and finds the powers of Kamen Rider Den-O. He learns that a upcoming Rider War Tornument will come and take place as he and other Kamen Riders take the world by Storm. *Note most of the Kamen Riders are OCS* *Every Kamen Rider*
 * Damian's Note: I can forgive the premise of a tournament between Riders, that's happened before in canon. What I can't forgive is replacing Naruto's entire family, repetitive LOLRANDOM humor, casual sexism, competitive sexism, various Naruto timeline errors, not explaining how the Advent Decks or the Core Medals or anything else Riders use interacts with the Narutoverse, and most importantly, STEALING THE SUITS FROM THE ACTUAL RIDERS – THE ONES WE WANT TO HEAR ABOUT – AND GIVING THEM TO OCS AND REPLACED CANONS. Not to mention the worst crime of all: Using Dragon Knight names for Ryuki suits.


 * "The Lunar Mage" - rated T - Pokémon X Fire Emblem X Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Claimed by Silv, January 6, 2020.
 * Begins during The Titan's Curse. Eleven years ago, Artemis created a child of her own, but it was a boy. She sent the child to the Pokémon world, where he grew up. The year is now 2014, 11 years later, the same year Percy Jackson retrieved the Golden Fleece. The son of Artemis will have to face various threats to the two worlds he belongs to: The Greek world and the Pokémon world.
 * It's worse in ways you don't expect. The OC is eleven and shipped with a supposedly two thousand year old Lunala.


 * Shania Micheals and the Philosopher's Stone - G Rated - Harry Potter / WWE Wrestling - Claimed by Meta July 2, 2020
 * On her eleventh birthday, Shania Micheals discovered she was a witch and attends Hogwarts except she isn't the pathetic Girl Who Lived that everyone thought she was. She's the excitable daughter of the Heartbreak Kid himself and just like dear old daddy.
 * Ridiculous character replacement, Micheals spelt incorrectly the whole way through, and Draco gets sorted... into Gryffindor.


 * "Silent Studio" - M rated - Animaniacs x Silent Hill. Claim renewed by doctorlit March 12 2023
 * A nice town, a studio and a toon who have a troble past. If anyone decided to flame or troll this story, please read my profile at least.


 * "Tale of two hearts" - T rated - Star Trek: 2009 x Doctor Who. Claim renewed by Neshomeh on March 12, 2023
 * She is no longer home, she is lost, out of her own time. She start a new life on earth, but never forgot her past. She has a new family, but never forgot her old one. She is one of the last of her kind, she keeps it hidden so she won't get pitied. She is a Time-lady and she will do anything to protect the one that she love. Her name is ... Greyavia.
 * Excuse us, we'll be over here laughing our butts off as the jokes write themselves.

Free! Iwatobi Swim Club

 * "Chlorine Grown Roses" - T rated. Claimed by eatpraylove August 19, 2018. Renewed March 7, 2020. Re-renewed June 19, 2022.
 * Azusa tachibana had everything...until her parents got murdered. One day she gets a letter from her long lost cousin Makoto...and her life changes... Will it be for the better or the worse? Special thanks to akitommichan for spellcheck! NO MEAN REVEIWS! Rated T for cussing!
 * Behold, the My Immortal of the Free! fandom. Not like I needed an excuse to watch the show again or anything... 

Marvel Cinematic Universe

 * "Agent Clover the Hacker" - T rated. Claimed by Storme Hawk, March 25, 2016. Renewed as Novastorme August 15, 2018. Re-renewed April 11, 2020. Re-re-newed March 22, 2023
 * She's the youngest hacker in the world, and Johann Schmidt wants her to use her for his latest plan to rule the world. She's placed under the protection of the Avengers, with Hawkeye taking aim on her heart. Is she the new Avenger? Clint/OC.
 * Just wrapped up at 35 chapters. Our Sue's a genius hacker, a trained spy, a skilled hand-to-hand combatant, and Hawkeye's equal when it comes to ranged weapons.


 * "My Name is Classified" - T rated. Claim renewed by doctorlit March 12, 2023.
 * When I was five years old, I met the Winter Soldier for the first time as he wrenched the steering wheel from my dad's hands. It was also the year I had gotten into my first car accident. I was five, I was taught how to shoot a fully automated weapon. Half a decade into my life, I enjoyed seeing a life end at my hand. I was five years old when I figured out that I was a mutant.

Pirates of the Caribbean

 * "Life of Sara Gallar" - T rated. Claim renewed by doctorlit March 12, 2023
 * Story of Sara gallar who doesn't like her present life. She wants some adventure and her big adventure begins when finds herself in a strange ship.DavyOC rated T for now. this story doesn't follow the movie

Harry Potter

 * "The Adventure of Harry and Rose Potter" - T rated. Claimed by Linstar March 10,2023.
 * What if Harry wasn't an only child? What if he had a twin sister named Rose Lilian Potter? This is her story. Born on August 1, she was sent into hiding and went to live with James' sister Jenny who then fled to America to flee from Voldy. re-written
 * Caddy's Note: OCs interposing themselves into key positions, the sue being his long lost twin sister, you'd almost think they were intelligent and planning this...


 * "Alyssa Reynolds and the Soul Collectors" - K+ rated. Claimed by Zingenmir (Claim renewed March 14, 2023)
 * Alyssa has an American exchange student as a roommate! At first, everything is all fun and games, but then the mysterious Soul Collectors come after Ruby. Who are the Soul Collectors? Why do they want Ruby? And why isn't Voldemort showing his face?
 * DawnFire's note: You'd think from the summary that there might be some depth to the story, but nooo...it's just a two-chapter anime-fest. At Hogwarts. Complete with bad SPaG, too. Almost completely nonsensical.


 * "Becoming Female" - T rated. Claim renewed by doctorlit March 22, 2023.
 * Who will Harry end up with after turning into a girl! femHarry/Draco Ron AND Pansy bashing Make sure to write lots of reviews for me!


 * "The Deadly Twin" - M rated. Claim renewed by doctorlit March 12, 2023.
 * Where can you go if you are dead, then meet your almost twin who is dead, while joined by your wife who is bonded to you. Then Zeus makes a decision along with the other godesses. Then will you revenge Dumbledore who killed you. Please, this is M rated for everything, but no slash.


 * "The Diamond Tears of the Black Court" - T rated. Claimed by Damian Thorne on August 11th, 2021.
 * Aira had been told shes a witch,shes okay with that.But with Dumbledores unusual behaviour towards her and the forbidden forest calling her,shes having doubts to whether she is what they say she is,her magicks different to the others, then theres them...
 * Filled with extremely pretentious and meaningless purple prose and centers around a completely unbelievable jerkass protagonist who gets everything handed to her by divine will of her author.
 * Damian's note: Ohohohoho... "sapphire and raven" bed, classic Sue description, black wolf CAF... I am so, so glad this got unclaimed.


 * "Elysian Potter: The Forgotten Queen" - PG-13 rated. Claimed by Damian Thorne as of 12/24/19, and renewed on 3/4/2021.
 * SUMMARY: What if Harry Potter had a twin sister? What if his parents had survived? What if she was forgotten? What if she had the power he knows not?
 * If by "the power he knows not" you mean love, then she certainly does not have it. Suefic in which Elysian Lillian Potter replaces half the characters with rich, spoiled snobs, puts Draco in the Leather Pants AGAIN, violates every rule of the universe in order to be more powurrful, and is so aboosed and negllectedd that her mean demeanor and snobbish, smug attitude is perfectly "justified." Well, it ain't justified to me.


 * "Harry Potter and the Guardians of Hogwarts" - T rated. Claimed by Storme Hawk March 25, 2016. Renewed as Novastorme August 15, 2018. Re-renewed April 11, 2020. Re-re-renewed March 22, 2023.
 * Harry's third year at Hogwarts, a time of worry as Sirius Black has escaped Azkaban, however when two mysterious people and a fifth house appear things are going to get thrown on their head. Full Summary Inside, Canon up to Third Year. AU, slight Molly/Dumbledore Bashing, Eventual Harry/Hermione Smart!Powerful!Grey!Harry. On Hiatus, pending re-write.


 * "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality" - T rated. Claimed by Mikel and Calliope January 14, 2018. Renewed June 24, 2019. Re-renewed March 22, 2023.
 * Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
 * Mikel's note: This one's really bad. Replacement Sue right off the bat, most characters wildly OOC without any real explanation. Made even worse by the author's disinterest in reading any canon from beyond Prisoner of Azkaban, by his own admission. Many basic rules of the series are broken to make Rational!Harry look clever, and none of the main characters really seem to be actually interacting, so much as blatantly manipulating everyone around them.


 * Thirty Hs - Fanfiction.net - M rated, NSFW and NSFB trollfic. Claim renewed by doctorlit March 22, 2023.
 * Summary: Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
 * Infamous trollfic.
 * Laburnum has laid claim to the fake Pokémon from chapter seven.


 * "In this World and the Next" - T rated. Constant swearing. Claim renewed by doctorlit March 12, 2023.
 * Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr


 * "It's only a song" - K+ rated. Claimed by Storme Hawk, 6 May 2016. Renewed as Novastorme August 15, 2018. Re-renewed March 13, 2023.
 * What happens when a new girl arrives during Harry's sixth year? What will happen when she gets involved in the lives of others? Will she ruin the Trio's friendship? Or make it stronger?


 * "The Last War" - Fanfiction.net - M rated, NSFW. Claim renewed by doctorlit March 12, 2023.
 * Harry and Hermione soon find themselves wondering what they ever saw in the Weasleys. But will they finally recognize their love for one another? And what devastating consequences will happen when they do? H/Hr Don't like it? DON'T READ IT.


 * "My Immortal" - T-M rated, Legendary Badfic. Claimed by Iximaz 5 December 2015. Claim renewed 12 March 2023.
 * Often considered the worst fanfic ever, and for good reason.


 * "Partially Kissed Hero" - T-M rated (violence), Legendary Badfic. Claimed by Zingenmir January 4, 2018; claim renewed March 22, 2023.
 * Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
 * This is one of the weirdest fics I have ever seen. It's just. It's. It...It has a TVTropes page, just check that out. Or the sporking over at Das Sporking, which is excellent (and has been going on long enough that I don't remember much before chapter 20, which is great). Just...take a look. It has to be seen to be believed. (Now has a PPC Wiki page, linked above, though at this point the others are more complete.)


 * "Phoenix Year One" - T rated. Claimed by Damian Thorne on January 1, 2021.
 * Petunia made a big mistake introducing Harry to the stove. If she hadn't, maybe she and her family would still be alive, "Harry Potter" wouldn't be "dead", and Harry wouldn't be an arsonist with a rapidly growing death count.
 * Typical hyper-intelligent smart!Harry who breaks every single law and school rule for a hundred miles around and always gets away with it, now with more blacklist 9.


 * "Raised by Darkness"- T rated. Claimed by Linstar April 20, 2022
 * After years of abuse by his uncle a seven year old Harry Potter is rescued from the Dursleys by a Dementor who senses his pain, Raised in Azkaban with a strange but caring family and new powers how will Harry react to the revelation he is famous, a wizard and has the power to speak to Dementors. Powerful Harry, manipulative Dumbledore, Weasley bashing and Caring Dementors.
 * Linstar's note: Where to start? Vernon abandons his nephew in the woods, where a Nice!Dementor named Lucy rescues him. Yeah, she can talk too... Oh, and Dumbledore's evil, for no reason. "Bella" Lestrange gains an Inappropriate Nickname, and Harry is Sooper Speshul now. Because logic. I'd like to recruit at least one of the Nice!Dementors, because that'd be fun. They're not as Suvian as Harry is.


 * "Subjugation" - HP Fanfiction.org - NC-17 rated. Legendary Badfic! NSFB! Claimed by Neshomeh until the end of time, if need be.
 * SUMMARY: Severus Snape accuses Albus Dumbledore of rape. Dumbledore claims that it is all a misunderstanding. Who is believed, the Savior or the Turncoat?
 * WARNINGS: AU, Very Dark Fic Chapters may contain any of the following - M/M Slash, M/F Slash, Mpreg, M/M Rape, Graphic Violence, Child Sexual Abuse (Non-graphic), Incest, Bondage, Implied Bestiality, Character Death, Cross Dressing, Foul Language.
 * The mission will go forward—when all has been prepared. There are honor, pride, sanity, and canon at stake here. For great justice!


 * "The Way The World Works" - T rated. Claimed by Linstar March 10, 2023.
 * Nine year old Harry Potter discovers the wizard world and become someone else entirely. At eleven Harry recieves his Hogwarts letter, but it wont stop him from being him. And it helps that he's a metamorphmagus and a little more devious then people think. When the times comes, they wont even know what hit them.
 * Harry gets replaced by someone named 'Harrison James Potter nee Evans', who then adopts the name of Rowan Balor Arawn. He's 1/3 Veela, 1/3 Vampyre, and 1/3 Wizard (and 3/3 speshul!), naturally is an heir to several fortunes and estates, 90% of his magic is 'blocked' by Manipulative!Dumbledore... Yeah, this one's a doozy.


 * Who Is Voldemorts Dad? The Tales of Vernon Dursly! - T rated. April 20, 2022 Claimed by Linstar
 * For years Harry Potter fans have wondered who Voldermorts dad is? NOW WE FIND OUT! Has Harry/Ginny! And also some bad words but they are all blocked out. Also has some car chases!
 * Linstar's notes: Features a supreme lack of both spelling and logic. By the author of Dark Yagami, ''likely a trollfic. Seriously, this thing is only two chapters long, but it is nonsensical.

The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit

 * "Blade" - K+ rated. Claimed by Zingenmir (Claim renewed March 14, 2023)
 * Laiqualassiel, better known as Ivy, has always loved to fight. But when she joins the fellowship, has she bitten off more than she can chew. let's see sexist pigs, sword fights, a ring, and long walks. IT"S GOT EVERYTHING!
 * Warrior-Sue who beats five Ringwraiths at once, and is also the last member of a noncanon species. Only two chapters at the moment, but some real sporking potential here.
 * Zingenmir's note: It has Grelvish. And role-stealing. And a Sue with a name that I'm pretty sure is a feminized version of Legolas' name in Quenya (with a Sindarin name ending for good measure). One can't really be surprised that it seems to be heading towards Legomance.


 * "Business at the Prancing Pony" - Library of Moria - Restricted Audience rated - NSFW Claim renewed by doctorlit April 12, 2020.
 * Sam's account of what really happened at The Prancing Pony


 * "Draconic Supremacy" - T rated. Claim renewed by Neshomeh and hS on March 22 2023.
 * Five years prior the War of Wrath, a modern girl wakes as a young dragon. Ancalagon the Black becomes her father. Smaug, a haughty and possessive jerk-ass of a dragon, is the subject of both her hate and love. Mairon and Scatha are insane. And the alluring, dicey blood of a dragon makes her do things she wouldn't normally do. "The dragon never forgets." SmaugXOC. T/M rating. AU.


 * "The Empty Vessel" - AO3 - NC-17 rated. Claim renewed by Neshomeh on March 12, 2023.
 * A woman discovers her world isn't the only one falling apart.
 * And proceeds to wreck Middle-earth so she can have a special destiny that culminates in psychically dictating J.R.R. Tolkien's ideas to him.


 * "Since When" - rated T. Claim renewed by doctorlit March 13 2-23.
 * Two girls get a not so pleasant surprise one night. Try finding characters from your favorite movie in you living room. Now these two have to find a way to cope with an Elf, four hobbits, a dwarf, and a king that know nothing about LA. Suck at summaries!


 * "This is not the Renaissance Festival" - T rated. Claim renewed by doctorlit March 13 2023.
 * Tiffani and Shea end up in Middle Earth instead of at the Renaissance Festival. The Fellowship of the Ring meets the soul mates.


 * "Trees and Orcses, Precious" - T rated. Claim renewed by doctorlit March 13, 2023.
 * IT HAS BEEN RAISED FROM THE DEAD! Yeah, so it was originally script, and I reformatted it. Gollum and Treebeard fall in love. Yes, I know I'm strange.


 * Stoneblessed -rated M, should be rated T. Claimed by Scarlett as of March 12, 2023.
 * I was no-one special. In fact, I was a background character. Someone who nothing exciting ever happened to, until I was taken by Azog, Azog the Defiler. Dragged across Middle-Earth, falling in love and fighting a mad sorcerer, I should have known, that from then on, my life would never be the same. (Rated M just to be safe) *SEQUEL NOW OUT!* Stoneblessed II
 * Sue from the real world is abducted by Orcs who arrive in her bedroom through her mirror. She falls in love with her abductor. Also Thranduil’s daughter. First sequel, set 500 years later, has another Sue/Orc romance. Makes a change from all the usual Lust Objects anyway.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus

 * "Lost Shall be Found" - T rated. Claimed by Iximaz January 25, 2017. Claim renewed 12 March 2023.
 * Alyssa had it all, a loving family and a happy life. Then everything changes when her so called mother reveals a shocking secret: she is not her mother, instead she found her on the street when she was five years old. What Alyssa doesn't know is that she is really the long lost goddess Antheia. Now she must go on a journey with her "brother" Percy trying to figure out her past.
 * Yeah, this one is an absolute doozy. Consider this claim to extend for a few years, since I plan on tackling this as part of a character arc in the future.


 * "Son of Chaos Book One" - M rated. Claimed by Storme Hawk (renewed January 14, 2015, and re- renewed as Novastorme August 15, 2018. Re-renewed April 11, 2020. Re-re-renewed March 12 2023.)
 * Perseus has lost it all. Olympus has turned against him, Annabeth has dumped him and he has lost his family. In his last few minutes of life, Percy is visited by a mysterious figure, who gives him a chance to re-do everything, but this time not as a Son of Poseidon, but as a Son of Chaos. Percy/Thalia Pairing.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

 * "Broken Hearts" - PG-13 rated. Claimed by Meta - June 22, 2020
 * After thirteen years of being gone, Buffy and Angel's daughter cope with their return
 * Notes: Not only featuring the daughter of Buffy and Angel, but also the son of Spike and Willow. With spellings like carring, entrnce and schol in the first paragraph, no more needs to be said.

Farscape

 * "Julon Crion" - R/M rated. Claimed by Neshomeh, May 12, 2022.
 * For a while now, Crichton has felt less like himself, since that whole twin fiasco. Now with Aeryn acting all sorts of weird and keeping things from him, he starts to question what he really wants. When he over hears something he shouldn't, things go from bad to worse and continue to plummet from there. When Chiana offers him a way out, who is he to refuse? What neither of them know is that this offer will reunite her with the Nebari and change him forever.
 * OOC, angst, nonsense genetics, and the worst MPreg birth scene ever.

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

 * "shine in the world of Equestria" and its remake - both K rated. Claimed by eatpraylove August 19, 2018. Claim renewed April 8, 2020. Re-renewed June 19, 2022.
 * A human name Shine and somehow she in the world of Equestria. Her whole life changes in just one day. Also she meets three ponies Starlight, Lillian and Rose. Shine, Rose and Starlight made a group together (Ch.8) and Lillian wants Shine to be her only friend.
 * this is a remake of Shine in the world of Equestria mostly the same but no Flash Sentry if you hate Flash you can still read this Shine just want to be a normal girl but its a bit different she in a bit different world now can she ever get of this world? find out! It's kinda mostly oc in the story
 * As far as I can tell, "human" refers to the Equestria Girls-verse humans and the story is worse than the technical writing. Special mention goes to the "remake," which has the Sue singing the Hatsune Miku song "World Is Mine." No, I am not kidding.

Power Rangers/Super Sentai

 * "Eiga Sentai Movie Task Force Scanranger" – T rated. Claimed by Damian Thorne, August 11th, 2021.
 * My first attempt at writing a Super Sentai fanfic. Five intrepid college students are chosen to battle the invasion force named MAYHEM. With the power of "Film Energy", our heroes use their strong willpower and love for movies to defend the Earth and their campus.
 * The true summary is: "i hate Power Rangers! It's so childish and cheesy! I'm going to write my take on a Super Sentai adaptation, and it's gonna be every bit as childish, have characters who are unfunny and unrelatable, include thousands of references that date the fic worse than carbon-14 with random parentheticals and asides explaining what is being referenced, be casually racist and sexist, have poorly-written action scenes, have my characters get powered up by their hatred for Power Rangers, have my villains beat up the Power Rangers villains because they're so much better, and have Power Rangers and Super Sentai oscillate between being in-universe shows and real events that happened to accamodate those two contradictory events! I'm so much better at adapting Sentai than Saban!" Can't wait for the RPM team to decimate these guys...

Sherlock Holmes

 * "Depression turned to happiness AKA Isabella" - Rated T. Claimed by Meta - June 22, 2020
 * Sherlock and John save a girl from being killed, and with others after her, they take the girl in.
 * Typical suicidal Mary Sue forces herself upon Holmes and Watson, while seemingly to gain telepathic powers.

Ace Attorney

 * "Foolish Revelations" - T rated. Claimed by Damian Thorne. Claim renewed on July 12, 2020. Claim renewed again on January 1, 2021.
 * When Franziska von Karma takes another case against Phoenix Wright, nobody knows who will prevail. Rated for future chapters. Spoilers for JFA case 4. FranziskaxPhoenix.
 * Franziska is severely OOC, especially near the end. The author wastes an entire murder case just to "get rid of" Franziska's desire for revenge, even though at the end of JFA, her mental state was miles from "revenge," which you would know if you played the games, and winning a case is not justification for suddenly developing feelings for Phoenix. Not only that, but the writing is confusing and lacks adequate description. It's hard to put into words, but it's easy to identify the problem, especially if you play the games. Also, Phoenix has a healing factor, apparently. Thank God this thing's only three chapters.

Halo

 * "Halo: The True Meaning of Christmas" - T rated, although even that is overstating things. Claimed by doctorlit March 23, 2023.
 * The Arbiter and the Elites experience Christmas for the first time. Arbiter and Miranda pairing. Read and Review. From us both we wish you a very Merry Christmas.


 * "Story of My Life" - T rated. Claim renewed by doctorlit March 23, 2023.
 * The name is Annabelle Lucas. I am the first daughter of the United States of America and my dad mysteriously dies. He signed a treaty with the aliens that just tried to kill the human race. Theres a bunch of rumors going around and I keep access my dad's documents because it's classified whats a girl to do?

Pokémon

 * "The Begining of the Elements" - rated T. claimed by eatpraylove June 19, 2022.
 * This is the tale of the elements, a group of close friends that have been though hell together and are capable of more than you could imagine. Meet Nynx, Sky, Shadow, and Basil, each of them has a little thing that makes them different. They have Pokémon DNA and regular animal DNA. T for language. Warning First Fic. Collab with IchigoHatake.
 * Belated claim bc I'm doing the mission already. This is sorta kinda the prequel to "A twist of fate" later on the list, so consider this a re-re-re-renewing of that fic too. The wonder children are going down.


 * "The Betrayal of Ash Ketchum" - Rated T. Claimed by Silv, May 26, 2020.
 * Ash gets betrayed by some of his friends and Disappeares for 12 years before getting revenge. Aura-Ash,Psychic-Ash,Harrem
 * It'd be a typical Ash Betrayed fic if not for the fact it plays the cliché so straight it loops back around to being satire. Add to that the fact that paragraph breaks don't exist, there's no punctuation besides periods, and a writing style that can't even remember how many years ago Ash was betrayed (at three different points very close together it says "12 years," "10 years," and, inexplicably, "8-10 years,"), and you have a recipe for something so bad it's hilarious- this is probably my actual new favorite fic.
 * MelTheMel's note: 24 carat comedy gold. This guy is clearly the next Shakespeare.


 * Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers Of Piclow - K rated. Claimed by MelTheMel on April 7, 2020, pending permission.
 * In the upcoming 100th anniversary of the Piclow festival, Princess Snivy is starting to get bored of royalty, and wants to become an explorer much to her mother's dismay, but when she discovers a amnesiac Treecko on the beach who gets stranded and wants to get back to his home, Snivy & Treecko must set out on an adventure to help Treecko get home in this musical adventure!
 * Mel's note: It's a songfic, what else can I say? Well, actually, they completely derail Darkrai's character, the plot is incredibly cliché and suffers from a serious case of protagonist centred morality. Oh, and they don't even bother to adapt the lyrics, so you get things like a Treecko who wanted nothing more than to go home five minutes ago singing about how they're happy with how they are right now, and a Beedrill who leads the generic savage tribe yelling about a party in Ipanema.


 * "A twist of fate" - T rated. Claimed by eatpraylove March 19, 2017. Claim renewed August 19, 2018, re-renewed March 7, 2020.
 * Funny how one little twsit of fate can change your life forever, weather for better or worse. This is the tale of Nynx, she's a rainbow elemental, though her main element is ice, and considered the daughter of articunto. She was living happily in the forest with her brothers, up until they caught the eye of a rouge organization that is. Follow her and others through this tale.
 * eatpraylove's comment: Rainbow elementals? Red/makeup organizations? A (mini-)legendary having children, and Sue children at that? This isn't Pokémon anymore, and now I'm angry. 

Shakespeare

 * "Moor's Legend" - K+ rated. Claim renewed by doctorlit March 13, 2023.
 * Othello is a wolf named Moor out to win the heart of the one he loves. A friend will become his enemy. A Wolfspearian tail to enjoy. more chapters soon.