Glitter

If you were looking for the article on the Mariah Carey movie of the same name, shame on you.

Glitter.

It shines, it sparkles, it's multicolored, and oh Gods, it just came from that exploded Sue!

Glitter is a common substance to be found in the average Mary Sue. It's what makes them so sparkly.

It is found in their blood, and if you decide to perhaps sample a Sue Soufflé in the Cafeteria, it will also be found in your stomach.

Some Agents are allergic to glitter.