User talk:Kittyauthor

So... hi! I'm not that new (Been here since December. Here meaning in/at PPC) I'm currently writing my Permission request while trying my best not to be dark (and failing).

But whatever. I'm gonna go try and figure out how this Wiki works and make my own user page.

Don't worry, anyone can drop by and say "hi." I don't bite.

Kittyauthor (talk) 03:10, June 2, 2020 (UTC)

Welcome
''Welcome to the PPC Wiki, Kittyauthor. Since you have edited the User talk:Kittyauthor page and created an account here, it seems you intend to stay. To avoid becoming confused and eventually insane, as so often happens, you should make certain you understand what the PPC is and the proper way to sign up before you continue on and encounter the Marquis&mdash;he does not dispense mercy and he is less tolerant of fools than I.

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-Sunflower Official (talk) 03:10, June 2, 2020 (UTC)