Trojanhorse

Agent Trojanhorse (Trojie) is a Bad Slash agent specialising in NC-17 badslash from any universe, and especially that involving Real People. She is one of four Agent characters written by Trojanhorse Heales-Shadowfax (the others being Agents Lasa and Montbretia of the Department of Angst, and Agent Gypsy, a Jossverse Assassin who has not yet appeared in any PPC missions except the MSTing of 'Dragon Fever')

Appearance
Agent Trojie is of average height, generic Caucasian, with mucky-blonde hair which she keeps in a ponytail that reaches to her waist. She will generally wear a pair of tattered jeans and an even more tattered band shirt, with her PPC uniform jacket over the top, unless forced into full uniform by one of the Flowers That Be. She wears glasses.

Character
In general, Trojie is easy-going, when not confronted by poor biology or rape scenes. Her language is creatively filthy, and her most often over-heard saying is 'in the Holy Name of Kurt Cobain!' Her lust-objects are any of the members of Nirvana or Led Zeppelin, Dave Lister, and Faramir. Trojie likes to think of herself as musical, and indeed she listens to and plays a lot of music. Her singing voice is best described as 'enthusiastic but haphazard', and she plays the guitar in much the same way.

Partners
Trojie's long-time partner, Agent Soulshadow is on a long-term hiatus due to her anger-management issues. Trojie has undergone missions solo, and is currently dealing with fics with partners Agent Sparky and Agent Zoe, which will be posted once complete. Her permanent partner in all things, since the sporking of 'Forbidden Love', is Absinthe, a green-brindled, over-sized Great Dane bitch, whose talents include apparently endless slobber, and the ability to sniff out characters from the Words. Trojie usually just calls her 'dog'.

Missions
- 'Amin Ai Olin' by AJ Matthews. Trojie declares Matthews her Ficcing Nemesis.

- unnamed RP fic slashing Axl Rose and Kurt Cobain.

- 'Forbidden Love' by Celebrian. Trojie's first partnered mission. Agent Soulshadow introduced. Absinthe and Deimos, another sniffer dog, introduced.

- 'Hotel Nights' by PumpkinQueen. RP slash between Robert Plant and Jimmy Page of Led Zeppelin.

- 'True Love Can Conquer All' by Anestel. Soulshadow nearly sets fire to Rivendell. Trojie swears a lot. Aragorn and Elladan rape Legolas a lot. Legolas is an insufferable woobie.