Ilarian

Agent Ilarian is an assassin in the Department of Mary Sues, Lord of the Rings Division. She is partnered with Vaniela, but they go on missions separately. She was written by Ilarian.

Background
Ilarian is a somewhat shy creature that can oftentimes be found lurking about TolkienOnline.com (aka TORC) watching/reading LotR books/movies, or writing her own stories, or mercilessly destroying Suebeings that are multiplying far faster than even an army of PPC agents can hope to combat.

Ilarian writes her own original books, watches baseball, obsesses about LotR, does tae kwon do, works and goes to college, and other such completely ordinary things. If you browse about her site for a bit, you can read her fledgling PPC efforts, and find some links to cool places such as TORC and other PPC sites that she happens to know about.

If you touch Elladan and Elrohir, Thranduil, Faramir, or Éomer, she will kill you. Painfully. So don't. Heck, she'll kill you for mistreating anyone, but it'll be worse if it's someone that she guards against defamation like... dunno... Smaug, maybe.

Mission Reports
Home: Agents Ilarian & Vaniela


 * "Regretts" (Lord of the Rings)
 * "A Life Worth Living For" (Lord of the Rings)
 * "Two Daughters" (Lord of the Rings)
 * "How Can I Make You Understand" (Lord of the Rings)