Paddlebrains

Paddlebrains first registered on the PPC radar when drawing the attention of the Department of Bad Slash to a Real Person Slash travesty involving a third-wave emo band in a very compromising situation. In revenge for this atrocity, Paddlebrains was dragged forcibly into the largest single exorcism ever undertaken by the DBS - that of Littlefoot. She subsequently latched onto Trojanhorse, and is currently turning a corner of RC# 45 into an ashtray while being subjected to Legendary Badfic. She has flashbacks to C*l*br*an at imappropriate moments, and an incurably filthy mind.