Melanin Butterfly

Agent Melanin Butterfly, or Mel, is a new recruit to the Department of Technical Errors. Here is her history, according to her Livejournal profile:

''I am an ex-Mary Sue. My tale is a sad one; not teary sad, but groan-and-imbibe-Bleeprin sad. My mother was Trinity, my father Boromir of Gondor; I was raised by Faramir and Eowyn, and spent most of my bitchy, goth childhood preparing for my bitchy, goth teens (during which I would, obviously, fall for Legolas). However, just before I could start warping poor Legolas to suit my means, the PPC showed up and -- surprise of surprises -- recruited me, rather than killing me. Turns out I was created by a renegade PPC agent who, during a recent uprising of mad agents at the PPC, had decided she wanted to bring down the organization by flooding it with badfic. Naturally, it didn't work; but my story was left over, and the agents still needed to get me out of the fandom. Apparently, being created by a PPC agent meant I still had traces of canon; enough, apparently, so as to be salvageable. I was brought back to headquarters and...

...FicPsych...

...GYAH!!!!!

Speaking of not speaking of such evil...let's not.

Anyway. Now Tiranel and I share a response centre, somewhere in the basement near the Dept. of Sufficiently Advanced Technology. And there was much rejoicing.''