User:Larfen J. Stocke, esq

Some dope with bad hair and a squat body and a ham sandwich for an avatar. Stumbled onto the PPC after a series of table tennis balls fell randomly on the keyboard, pressing the exact series of buttons that would open up the PPC wiki. Hasn't looked back since (this made it very hard to clean all the table tennis balls up.)

His likes include: eating, sleeping, breathing, not catching fire.

His dislikes include: starving to death, having insomnia, not being able to breathe, electric toothbrushes.