Starkit's Prophecy

"Starkit's Prophecy" is a very bad Warriors fanfiction. It stars the Mary Sue Starkit, later StarGleam and then GleamStar. She is a cat with purple fur and rainbow eyes, the daughter of Jayfeather and an OC called Dawnsparkle, and is subject of a prophecy that states that she will rid the forest of the evil tiger and holly. She's also an extremely obvious self-insert.

And no, it's not as bad as it sounds. It's worse. The spelling and grammar are atrocious, the plot is ridiculous, and StarGleam herself is a conservative Christian crusader (despite the Clans worshipping Starclan) who gets in a love pentahedron with Firestar, Blackstar, Ashfur, and Hawkfrost- but, once the author realizes herself to be lesbian, GleamStar drops them for a friend-insert called JazzSong and bears her kits. (We can only assume the author and her friend "Jazzy" entered a relationship IRL, although according to the author's notes, Jazzy reacted negatively to the author confessing to her at least initially.)

And that's just the beginning.

The Badfic

 * Rehosted on Webstarts.com

Adaptations

 * "StarKits Prophcy Dramatic Reading" by Hawkstar270
 * "Starkit's Prophecy" animated series by Moonkitti:
 * Episode 1
 * Episode 2
 * Episode 3
 * Episode 4

Sporkings

 * "Starkit's Prophecy: A Complete MST" by Rainy Day Riffs