Land Before Time: Littlefoot x Cera

Probably the worst fic ever written in a kids' continuum. Littlefoot and Cera randomly have sex and decide that that means they're in love. Littlefoot's grandparents are, like, totally cool with teh secks, but once L and C reveal they're in love, it's a big freaking deal, apparently. Then there's another longneck called Ali who's a total slut and wants Littlefoot for herself. Cera is a nymphomaniac. Everyone talks like they're in a third rate, poorly translated sexual psychology textbook. None of the characters have any character. It's hugely biologically inaccurate, simply anatomically as well as several other things that won't be mentioned in this public (and accessible to younger people) forum. There are random earthshakes constantly. It's currently being PPCd by Agent Trojie of the Department of Bad Slash (with help from Agent Zach Homewood as primary partner, and Agents Manx, Shadow, Jill Greenleaf, Rael, Miriam, Lasa, Montbretia, Gypsy and Paddlebrains, and Alice the Horse as Assassination Team) and that's all I can write about it because it has burned my brain to such an extent that I need intravenous Bleepka. Stat.

Friday, 14 March 2008: Trojie has reached the halfway-point of the fic. Tentative release date of the mission: March 21 2008. If Trojie subsequently throws herself into the Fountain of Bleepka, witnesses are asked to leave her for at least half an hour before pulling her out and having her resuscitated by Medical.

Adaptations

 * On Thursday January 24th, Huinesoron released an audio version of the first chapter, as read by himself. The recording was greeted with critical acclaim, but was unfortunately withdrawn 24 hours after its posting. All known copies have been destroyed, or should have been.


 * As mentioned above, Agent Trojie is currently PPCing this fic - a true test of that agent's stamina and endurance. We wish her the very best. I bags her stuff if she dies. Srsly.