Paddlebrains

Biography
Paddlebrains first registered on the PPC radar when drawing the attention of the Department of Bad Slash to a Real Person Slash travesty involving a third-wave emo band in a very compromising situation (read it here  - LiveJournal may not let you read it if you are underage, in which case, log out and try again. Please only do this if you are over, say, 16, and squick-resistant). In revenge for this atrocity, Paddlebrains was dragged forcibly into the largest single exorcism/assassination ever undertaken by the DBS - that of the Land Before Time (see Land Before Time: Littlefoot x Cera). She subsequently latched onto Agent Trojanhorse, and is currently turning a corner of RC# 45 into an ashtray while being subjected to Legendary Badfic. She has flashbacks to C*l*br*an at inappropriate moments, and an incurably filthy mind. She suffers from a beard fetish, thanks to overexposure to Commander Riker in her youth.

Paddlebrains is a Potterverse Animagus, and technically the warped, female reincarnation of Sirius Black, as the result of some very odd online RPing during which 'Padfoot' became 'Paddlebrains'. She can turn into a large, scruffy, smelly, dribbly black dog at will. Because the roleplay was heavily biased towards Sirus/Remus Lupin slash, Paddlebrains has a werewolf fixation.

She is known to have filched boots and other footwear from Discworld canon characters.

Missions and Timeline
January 2008

Draws the attention of Agent Trojie to "Rhymes With Bang Bang Sob"

Mission One: a training mission with Agent Gypsy

Mission Two: Paddlebrains is stampeded and thus recruited to aid in the destruction of Land Before Time: Littlefoot x Cera

February 2008

Is partnered with Agent Trojanhorse, who eases her in "gently" with the MSTing of a particularly disturbing H/D badslash

Mission Three: To The Moon

March 2008

Mission Four: Out in the Rain. Paddlebrains is infected by Trojie's Discworld kleptomania, and returns with the Boots of Truth and the Boots of Justice

Mission Five: LxC: The DinoSue Strikes Back. LBTwriter churns out another chapter of biologically inaccurate dino-porn, Paddlebrains plays with explosives, and Trojie plays vivisectionist.