What Might Have Been

Hanae was a Mary Sue slain by Agents Jay and Acacia. She appeared in a Lord of the Rings badfic.



Character history
Hanae was a Hobbit in Middle-earth who stole Sam's part at the Council of Elrond, joined the Fellowship, gave Frodo mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, became an expert archer in an hour, and sang "May It Be" (badly) for no apparent reason.

Character demise
The agents grabbed Hanae during the battle with the cave troll and dumped her into the chasm with the Balrog.

Charges
Hanae was charged with "disrupting the canon by joining the Fellowship, interfering with the characters of just about everybody, massacring the English language, stealing Sam's lines, changing the title of Bilbo's book, and being a Mary-Sue... and being the elf-chippy's friend."

Mission Report
What Might Have Been (alternate link), Agents Jay and Acacia, Department of Mary Sues