Desdendelle

Agent Desdendelle is an alternate universe version of Boarder!Desdendelle, serving in the Department of Floaters.

Appearance
Desdendelle used to be about 1.7 metres tall, with brown eyes and light-brown hair and a fair complexion. He sported a short moustache and a goatee. Now, however, he is entombed in a Jian Shang Di suit of cyber-armour. It could pass for a suit of Japanese scale armour if not for the gold trim, three-visored helmet and lack of any openings.

Personality
The first thing anybody will notice about Des is his coat, of which he rather fond. The second is the over-abundance of tea surrounding him. He's not the most approachable person, tending to be a bit tense in the company of strangers. Together with a somewhat shy disposition and a tendency to be insensitive (paying attention is not easy for him), he might, at first, drive people away.

However, he actually becomes rather friendly if people bother to talk with him. He'd offer tea to anybody who'd care for a cup (and for some who wouldn't) and talk like nobody's business. His quirks become readily apparent, too; he has no problem with cursing in Hebrew, switching linguistic registers in the middle of a sentence, being Captain Obvious, dropping quotes left, right and centre or just being generally weird.

Those who withstand the onslaught (and the ever-present sarcasm) &mdash; or, like Rina Dives, come to him seeking aid &mdash; find a loyal, staunch friend who does, somehow, always keep his calm even at the face of trying circumstances.

Always? Well, almost. His second recorded mission shook him badly; the sight of a character replacement torturing a mother in front of her child and another replacement mass-murdering civilians drove him to the brink. He was hospitalised in FicPsych after that mission; while they did get him back on his legs, he keeps having nightmares about that mission. There is no doubt that the damage is lasting and lurking below the surface.

He is bonded with Khataltelet the brown fire-lizard.

As of July 2015, HST, he is madly in love with Agent Dawn McKenna. There is no doubt that he is an awkward boyfriend indeed.

Mission Logs
ID: front, back (thanks to Neshomeh).

Partnered with Anebrin

 * Prologue: "Introducing the Agents" (circa August 2012 HST)
 * In which Des meets his new partner.
 * Mission 1: "Lucid Nonsense" (Doctor Who x Artemis Fowl, circa October 2012 HST)
 * In which Des and Anebrin tackle a fic with extremely bad grammar, a horde of minis, and two character replacements.
 * Original fic: "Artemis Fowl and the Time Lord!" by Heiki Koboi ( link broken; fic deleted ).


 * Mission 2: "All Through With This Niceness and Negotiation Stuff" (Rated M) (Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha x Halo, between 1st and 11th December 2012 HST), with Agents Ari, Tera, Theia (DF), Jake and Jiashu (DMS)
 * In which Des and Anebrin team up with Agents Ari, Tera, Theia, Jake and Jiashu to take down a crossover which replaces the whole of the Nanohaverse, as well as containing excessive, trivialised murder.
 * Original fic: "TSAB DOWNFALL: Halo War" by Aeos React. Rated M, NSFB.


 * Mission 3: "End in Tears" (Forgotten Realms, February 2013 HST)
 * In which Des and Anebrin tackle a Forgotten Realms badfic and Des loses a partner.
 * Original fic: "The Knight of Death: The Bane From Within" by Kappa Taicho.

Partnered with the Librarian

 * Mission 4: "Of Course I still Love You" (Forgotten Realms, a few days after "End in Tears")
 * In which Des and his new partner tackle an unusual Sue.
 * Original "badfic": "Battle of the Heroes" by Huinesoron.
 * This mission was heavily edited before its publication as part of the Ispace Wars project. The original version is available here.


 * Interlude 1: "Frank Exchange of Views" (March 2013 HST), with Officers Guardsman, Naya and Terabyte
 * In which Des shares a table at Rudi's with a trio of DIA officers.


 * Interlude 2: "Beats Working" (sometime during 2013 HST), with agents Doc, Vania and Library (DF).
 * In which Des figures that doing maintenance beats working.


 * Interlude 3: "Fate Amenable to Change" (May 2015 HST), with Agent Rina Dives
 * In which Des and the Librarian get a special guest.


 * Mission 5: "Misophist" (Doctor Who x Harry Potter, about a week after "Fate Amenable to Change"), with Agents Rina Dives and Zeb
 * In which Des and the Librarian team up with Rina and her partner to take down a particularly nasty Harry Potter replacement.
 * Original fic: "Purity" by Apple2011.


 * Appears in Mission 5.5: "Screw Loose" (PPC badfic)
 * In which the Librarian is temporarily partnered with Rina to take down shipped versions of themselves.
 * Original fic not available online.


 * Mission 6: "So Much for Subtlety" (Harry Potter), with Agents Rina Dives and Zeb and Technician Corolla
 * In which Des has enough and calls for some help in order to tackle a Harry Potter badfic.
 * Original fic: "Harry Potter and the Four Founders" by Darth Marrs. NSFW.


 * Mission 7: "Little Rascal" (Harry Potter x Thunderbirds)
 * In which Des and the Librarian tackle a Replacement!Sue that managed to replace not one but two characters as once. Des is not amused.
 * Original fic: "Alan Tracy and The Philosophers Stone" by CSIRide-Kirk.


 * Mission 8: "Just Testing" (Five Nights at Freddy's x Warframe), with Agents Valon Vance and Kala Jeng
 * In which Des joins Valon and Kala in stalking the Stalker. Murderous animatronics are also involved.
 * Original fic: "Foxy's Reckoning" by VentXekart.


 * Interlude 3: "Happy Idiot Talking", with Agent [[Dawn McKenna]4
 * In which Des meets Dawn and silliness ensues.


 * Mission 9: "Arbitrary" (Star Wars x Avatar: The Last Airbender)
 * The fic is arbitrary, the rest is not.
 * Original fic: Star Wars: The Avatar Version by Brandon Burns.


 * Mission 10: "Wisdom Like Silence" (The Inheritance Cycle x Ratchet & Clank), with Agent Zeb
 * In which Des partners up with Zeb and demonstrates a fondness for historical warcries. ALALALALALALALA!
 * Original fic: "Ratchet & Clank: Home by Grind3r.


 * Interlude 5: "Well, I Was in the Neighbourhood", with Agent Pinfire Opal
 * Des and the Librarian get another guest. Gems, tea, and origin stories ensue.


 * Mission 11: "Prosthetic Conscience"
 * Anybody in need of one? Des thinks the Librarian definitely needs one.
 * Original fic: "A Disturbance in the Force, by Arctic Marauder.


 * Interlude 6: "Helpless in the Face of Your Beauty", with Agent Dawn McKenna
 * Des and Dawn drink tea. Fluff ensues.


 * Interlude 7: "Grey Area"
 * A mission goes awry and the Librarian is captured by a Stu. What will Des do?


 * Mission 12: "Irregular Apocalypse", with Agent Aviator
 * Des and the Librarian are made probation officers, and the fic certainly doesn't help the resident cyborg's mood.
 * Original fic: "Bloody Tears", by Saturn-hime.