Luxury

Agent Luxury, sometimes called Lux, is a member of the Department of Bad Slash, Lord of the Rings division. She worked (among other things) with Agent Sean for a while. Sean seems to have disappeared, while Lux still appears occasionally to direct and aid (well, glomp and molest) lost and unsuspecting Agents.

She is decidedly nymphomaniacal, and interprets any sort of nudity as a proposition. This has led to some confusion, some taking of offense, and the occasional quarrel. Her crooked nose is a souvenir from one of these quarrels.

She also dabbles in taxidermy, and once skinned a blue unicorn for Jay and Acacia.

Lux was also responsible for the planning and organisation of Agent Trojanhorse's birthday party, in which she made her entrance from a giant cake, covered in whipped cream. It was also revealed in this story that she sometimes goes up to see her Department Head (the Queen Anne's Lace) just to talk, and apparently may still miss Sean.

When not engaged in her usual activities, Lux is a member of the Bad Slash team for the All-HQ Australian Indoor-Rules Quiddich League. She is often touted as their "secret weapon", and has managed to survive two matches without any noted injuries.

Lux's usual mood is a happy daydream from which she only emerges to proposition whatever happens to be walking by. She has only been seen to be genuinely angry once, when she and Nin Brandt walked in on Sawney Rath about to rape his own daughter during That Series, and even then she didn't have a chance to be angry for long as she and Nin were immediately involved in a fight/rescue.

It appears that Lux has wandered into the PPC from an alternate version of said organisation known as the shipverse (see the Very Odd Day series to give you an idea of what *that* 'verse is like), which explains her general disposition towards people.

Lux's backstory can be found here: Beware of malfunctioning Remote Activators...

She is the author of a book entitled Your First Time.