Rule 34

Rule 34 is a commonly quoted internet 'rule' originating from 4chan which states, in essence, that if something exists, there is porn for it. Due to the pervasiveness of the laws of narrative comedy, this rule should probably not be invoked or even mentioned in HQ or, indeed, anywhere else. It is often seen in the Department of Bad Slash. An addendum called Rule 35 adds that if porn of something does not exist, someone will inevitably make it, usually as the result of a request from someone else.