Luxury

Agent Luxury, sometimes called Lux, is a member of the Department of Bad Slash, Lord of the Rings Division. She worked (among other things) with Agent Sean for a while. Sean seems to have disappeared, while Lux still appears occasionally to direct and aid (well, glomp and molest) lost and unsuspecting agents.

Both Lux and Sean were created by Jay and Acacia, but they seem to have become part of the general canon and thus may be used by anybody.

Appearance
Most people don't get a chance to observe Lux in great detail before either a) she glomps them, or b) they run away, but it it generally agreed that she is blonde, pretty, and at least half-naked.

Personality
Lux's usual mood is a happy daydream from which she only emerges to proposition whatever happens to be walking by. She is decidedly nymphomaniacal, and interprets any sort of nudity as a proposition. This has led to some confusion, some taking of offense, and the occasional quarrel. (Her crooked nose is a souvenir from one of these quarrels.)

It should be noted that Lux does genuinely intend to be kind and helpful, even at her most off-putting. She isn't out to discomfit anyone; she just doesn't get what the big deal is. She has only been seen to be genuinely angry once, when she and Nin Brandt walked in on Sawney Rath about to rape his own daughter during That Series, and even then she didn't have a chance to be angry for long as she and Nin were immediately involved in a fight/rescue.

Hobbies
Luxury dabbles in taxidermy, and once skinned a blue unicorn for Jay and Acacia.

When not engaged in her usual activities, Lux is a member of the Bad Slash team for the All-HQ Australian Indoor-Rules Quiddich League. She is often touted as their "secret weapon," and has managed to survive two matches without any noted injuries.

Lux was also responsible for the planning and organization of Agent Trojanhorse's birthday party, in which she made her entrance from a giant cake, covered in whipped cream. It was also revealed in this story that she sometimes goes up to see her Department Head (the Queen Anne's Lace) just to talk, and apparently may still miss Sean.

She is the author of a book entitled Your First Time.

Backstory
It appears that Lux wandered into the PPC from an alternate version of said organisation known as the Shipverse (see the Very Odd Day series to give you an idea of what *that* 'verse is like), which explains her general disposition towards people. When she was first teleported into World One, Lux found herself in Sean's hostel room; luckily for her, her World One counterpart happened to be Sean's ex-girlfriend who had just left before she appeared in the room. She later told Sean about the PPC and convinced him to respond to a conveniently placed classified advertisement asking for PPC recruits. The Flowers were rather confused with her familiarity with the PPC and decided to move Lux and Sean to the Bad Slash Department, where her antics would be better tolerated.

According to TOS mission seven, "Children of the Earth," Lux "didn't fit even the low standards for the recruiting-desperate Department of Personnel, and had only gotten hired because she was Sean's girlfriend."

Details on Lux's backstory can be found here.

Trivia
Lux was first introduced in the Original Series' fourth mission, "Protector of the Ringbearer" (LotR).

Luxury and Sean are both based on real-life friends of Jay and Acacia.

Timeline

 * ??? - Joins PPC in Shipverse.


 * ??? - Slips into the Real World via malfunctioning remote activator (which was being used as a vibrator at the time). Lands in Sean's apartment.


 * c. 2001 - Joins PPC with Sean in the Prime Multiverse; assigned to DMS.

2002

 * Transferred to Bad Slash.
 * Skins the blue unicorn.
 * Encountered in a mission (LotR) with Jay and Acacia.

2007

 * Helps Nin Brandt kill That Series:
 * Tsarmina Greeneyes
 * Sawney Rath, Part 1 and Part 2.
 * Attends the Official Fanfiction University of Redwall Purging Party and is presented with the Urple Heart.

2009

 * Ends "An Elf's Worst Nightmare" (Lord of the Rings) along with Agent Trojanhorse.
 * Agent Trojanhorse's birthday party.

2010

 * Helps Agent Xericka exorcise Tails and Rouge (Sonic the Hedgehog).
 * Cameo by phone in "Gorillaz in the MST" (NSFW)

2011

 * Took Agent Cadmar on a training mission to the Harry Potter continuum.