Glopsnerch

A specially-made gel that, when put in the ears, stops the noise of Sue-screams and Sue-song. Since many Sues have notorious singing voices and piercing shrieks, this commodity is highly sought after.

An improvement to the idea of Glopsnerch gel came in the form of Glopsnerch earmuffs, which look like regular earmuffs but which are, in fact, stuffed with Glopsnerch. They block the noise as well as the original product, and without the mess.

Example: The Demise of Skylar James.