Claimed Badfic

This is a list of all claimed badfic that an agent has staked a claim on.

If you claim something from the list of unclaimed badfic, make sure to move it here, clearly labeling it with your name/the name(s) of your agents. As on the list of unclaimed badfic, please include story summaries, links, and ratings, just for the masochistic amongst us who actually like reading badfic, the poor insane souls. Also, please make sure to place your claim in the appropriate category, which would be the fandom that it comes from unless it is a crossover, in which case put it in Crossovers and note which fandoms are crossed.

If you remove something from this list, make sure you remove it completely. That includes its category if it was the only fic in it. Doing so reduces clutter and confusion. If you have KILLED something from this list, make sure it gets removed to the list of killed badfic.

For those depressed by the quantity of badfic, the list of killed badfic may cheer you up. Maybe.

Crossovers

 * Anakin Skywalker & the Jedi's Gem - K+ rated - Harry Potter x Star Wars. Claimed by Tawaki.
 * The events of the Harry Potter series unfold in the Star Wars universe, starring Anakin Skywalker as Harry Potter, ObiWan Kenobi as Ron Weasley and Padmé Amidala as Hermione Granger.


 * And it's off to hogwarts we go - T rated -Harry Potter x YuYu Hashuko. Claimed by Piph
 * Hiei and Kurama had a friend called Mizu. what if, one day, they got a letter from hogwarts? the summary is a lot worse than the story READ AND REVEIW! PLEASE!


 * The Bargain - K+ rated - Animorphs x Harry Potter. Claimed by Neshomeh.
 * The Ellimist makes a LITTLE deal with Malfoy. And the Animorphs get a BIG surprise.
 * Since my initial comments, the author has come around and seems open to concrit. I'm keeping an eye on this story to see what happens. It might turn out well for once! ~Neshomeh 19:54, April 13, 2010 (UTC)


 * Blood in the Stars - T rated - Harry Potter x Firefly. Claimed by Tomato.
 * A Harry Potter/Firefly crossover. Harry Potter-Ker Tal, last of his kind, is a cargoship captain/smuggler who has hidden among the humans for centuries but it is imposible to stay hidden for long when everyone is out for your blood.


 * Candidate Future - M rated - Harry Potter x The West Wing. Claimed by Chatvert.
 * Set after the war Harry has his own life and twin sons at Salem he was missing for three years and should only be twenty one, wait what, oh and he works for the white house set pre season one of the west wing to begin with watch as he struggles with life.
 * What is this, I don't even.


 * Changes and Lies - No rating given, but assumed M - Bourne series x Ocean's series. Claimed by Chatvert.
 * Oceans 11/12/13/Bourne Ultimatum crossover. With slash (Jason Bourne/Rusty Ryan, Rusty Ryan/Linus Caldwell)
 * Chatvert's note: Holy furry baby Martin, save us.


 * Fullmetal Alchemist and the Crimson Stone - T rated - Fullmetal Alchemist x Harry Potter. Claimed by Anjilly.
 * Edward Elric has gotten a solid lead on the Philosopher's Stone, but the lead takes him to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. There he will make great friends and encounter deadly creatures, but will it be worth it for the stone?


 * Full Metal and the Hogwarts mishap - T rated - Fullmetal Alchemist x Harry Potter. Claimed by Neshomeh.
 * Ed goes to Hogwarts to investigate these so called wizards. Posing as a student from Durmstrang, he runs into Harry and his gang, and guess what happens? mishap!Please R&R AU EdWinry! Harry and Ginny or Harry and tonks havn't decided yet
 * Warning: eye-bleeding formatting.


 * The Dark Side - T Rated - Fullmetal Alchemist x Warcraft. Claimed by Barid and Neshomeh
 * Edward and Alphonse fall into Azoroth, after being captured Edward's a Death Knight. Now he must work with the Argent Dawn to get home, and to find Aru.
 * Not even sure what to say about this. It's mercifully short. Thank Van'Lashok for small favors.


 * Middle Earth Mixup - T rated - NCIS x Lord of the Rings. Claimed by Miah.
 * Gibbs and Tony end up in middle earth thinking they were chassing an enemy. But who were they chasing. No editing has been done, and i don't own anything


 * The new beginning - T rated - Harry Potter x Lord of the Rings. Claimed by Anamia, Bronwyn, and DreamingofRoses.
 * A twist on the usual abused harry rescue. Harry actually has a twin sister that has been hidden at Privet Drive unknown to all but a few. This is my first fanfiction attempt. Feel free to review, even flames are welcome.Some crossover with LOTR. Repost!


 * Punch Drunk Love. - T rated - Bleach x Gundam 00. Claimed by Serra.
 * AUish. Matsumoto and a certain brunette walk into a bar and get drunk. When the two arrive at the brunette's place, however, one of them may have feelings for one another. Shoujo-ai, Crossover. Short, OOC, Gundam 00 crossover based on the premise that both canons have a drunk, busty female. This gets on Serra's nerves for more than one reason.


 * Song of the Heart - M rated - Doctor Who x Harry Potter. Claimed by IndeMaat.
 * Due to error Ianto finds out that Captain Jack has a great, great grandson that needs someone to take care of him. Xover Harry Potter. Main pairings are Slash.


 * Summer with Eragon - T rated - Harry Potter x Eragon. Claimed by Neshomeh.
 * Hp eragon crossover. Hermione's love life is close to almost nothing, shes home for summer vaycay and wants to start over, relation ship wise. on a trip to the beach she meets the ever so handsome Eragon. xhergonx


 * The Swordsmaster of Konoha - T rated - Rurouni Kenshin x Naruto. Claimed by Adagio.
 * Kenshin wants to atone more, and with the help of Tomoe he is reincarnated as a kunoichi of Konoha. Will he be able to keep his vow even if he doesn't remember anything of his past life? Naruto crossover.
 * Crashed Here - T rated - Doctor Who/Torchwood x Harry Potter -- Department of Intelligence Report. Claimed by anamia.


 * The Doctor, Donna, Jack, Ianto, Owen, Tosh, Gwen and a young looking girl all find themselves at Hogwarts. They were sent here for a reason -- Torchwood / Doctor Who / Harry Potter crossover with a Sue.

Avatar: The Last Airbender

 * How I Became Yours - Around T, or a slight M. Claimed by Italian for Grandma.
 * No original summary available. The link leads to the author/artist's Photobucket account, chapters are listed on the left as HIBY.

Bleach

 * Blue hair and Pocky. - T rated. Claimed by Serra.
 * Grimmjow is pissed off at the world agian and comes to the human world to vent his anger. But he unexpectingly comes a cross a childish acting 105 year old that loves pocky and bugs the crap out of him. How does he feel about this? Read and find out :3


 * Kokoro no Yuki. - T rated. Claimed by Serra.
 * As a new Lieutenant to the 10th Division, she didn't think that her new job would be too hard, right? HitsuXOC, Rated T, PreSoul Society Arc and continuing


 * The Hollow Chronicles - T rated. Claimed by Ansela.
 * Six Hollows plague the Seireitei. Short summary, i'll fix it later. Removed from the Pit by its author. I'm still going after it because I'm already half-done with it.


 * The Late blooming bellflower - T rated. Claimed by Serra.
 * Hisana was quiet shy and obedient. YUKA is loud, proud and stubborn. But why is Byakuya caring for Yuka so much? ByaxOCC and a little IchixRuki. R&R

Death Note

 * Crystal Tears. - T rated. Claimed by Errr...
 * Glow is turning 7 years old when she meets L, 2 hours later her parents and L's parents die. Both L and Glow are sent to the whammy house. Their childhood together is precious but soon happiness will not be an option unless Glow can save the one she loves

Fullmetal Alchemist

 * Beautiful Tears - T rated. Claimed by Anjilly.
 * Tavi Rochman is the foster child of Adolph Hitler. She has no idea where she came from. The only clues are her metal arm on her left side and the necklace with her last name. One day she meets a boy who could just be the key to her past. Edward Elric...


 * Falling away from me - M rated. Claimed by Anjilly.
 * Ed is being forced to do 'favors' for Roy, being determined to protect his brother no matter what. But how long before Ed breaks down? Warning: Yaoi, Rape, Bondage! you know you want to read it you naughty, naughty girl...


 * Fullmetal Alchemist and the Priory of the Dragon - M rated. Claimed by Anjilly.
 * Sequel to Fullmetal Alchemist and the Crimson Stone. Taking place after the 6th year of Harry Potter and the Last Episode of FMA, Harry and his friends along with Alphonse Elric must undertake a quest to uncover a secret to both of their lives.


 * This is My Curse. - T rated. Claimed by Anjilly.
 * Hunting for the Philophisors Stone was never easy...things just got harder. Roys adopted sister Tsubomi has joined the Elrics and she has a wierd connection with Ed. Full summery inside. No MarySue. Angst in later chapters. EdOc AlWin RoyRiza Roy/Parental

Gundam

 * Murphy's Law - T rated. Claimed by Serra
 * Murphy's law states "Whatever can go wrong, WILL go wrong." The G-boys find this out when they achieve peace, only to find themselves in unknown territory in a war stricken world. X-Over with another Gundam time line. Short so far, but ugh. Bad characterisation and an incredibly improbable crossover. 

Naruto
(Uncensored version on LJ, VERY NSFW!)
 * For Your Eyes Only - M rated. Claimed by Kitsune106 and Laburnum
 * Iruka decides to mate his pet kitten, Naruto, when he goes into heat. This leads him to meet Kakashi, owner of Sasuke the kitten, and sparks fly. However, the pets are not the only ones who find their soulmates... SasuNaru, KakaIru.

Saiyuki

 * Distraction. - Adult+/R rated (Uber Pit). Claimed by Ansela
 * Hakkai is worried. Sanzo and Goku have been gone too long. So Gojyo distracts him. GojyoHakkai one-shot lemon. R&R! --COMPLETE-- Yaoi, Lemon, Oral Definitely NWS, NBS and cringe-inducing.

Batman

 * I Hate Everything About You M Rated. Claimed by Italian for Grandma.
 * Harley Quinn loves her Mistah J, right? That devotion is tested in the very capable hands of his arch nemesis, Batman. BMxHQ Chapter 6 is up and contains LEMON! Happy early Valentine's day.
 * And what a lemon! Geez.

El Goonish Shive

 * Twin Envy T Rated. Claimed by Rosie Azrael.
 * A family crisis leaves Sarah and Elliot’s relationship on the rocks...but after a strange accident in Tedd’s lab, Sarah’s suddenly more into Elliot than ever. Still, Elliot can’t shake the feeling that something's not quite right...
 * Rose/Ross's Rant: Wait, not only is there a nasty little Sue here, there's also the fact that the author of this comic explicitly stated that he didn't want there to be any fanfic, and please to keep it short if you absolutely have to write it. Apparently the author thinks 110 pages of MS word is short... 

Sandman

 * Sleep is Deaths Younger Sister - T rated. Claimed by Tomato.
 * Lilac Dusk is an average HighSchooler. The only mystery in her life is who she is. As an adopted no body, she has no clue. What does this have to do with Sandman? Youll find out!

Chronicles of Narnia

 * The Daughter's Tale -K Rated. Claimed by Italian for Grandma, pending permission.
 * Arneia has her own path to follow in Narnia, which she will find will cross with those of her saviours. Peter/OC.
 * This 'Sue claims to be the glauranging daughter of Aslan. She's not a lioness, by the way, but rather a human. Also known as the Swordmaiden of Narnia, and has what seems to be a very improbable sword.This might make a good Suevenir (pun intended) for the Agents that take on this mission. The story follows the movie 'Verse version of The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe.~Pretzel
 * The Swordmaiden's Battle -K Rated. Claimed by Italian for Grandma, pending permission.
 * Arneia's story continues in 'Prince Caspian' as she fights to keep her country alongside a new ally with the return of her old friends. Peter/OC.
 * Arneia's back, now corrupting the movie ' Verse of Prince Caspian. Also, Arneia appears to be immortal. Watch out for this when killing her. ~Pretzel

The Dark Knight Trilogy (Batman)

 * The Joker's Destini (sic) - M rated. Claimed by Tawaki.
 * Destini is a happy girl, seventeen, living on her own.The Joker is a twisted villain. Everyone has a history&secrets even the happiest of people can be sad, especially Destini. On top of her emotional battles, how will she handle being The Jokers hostage?

How to Train Your Dragon

 * The Girl And Her Dragon - T rated. Claimed by Neshomeh.
 * Hiccup's daughter Kana feels lonely and upset about not being a Viking until she meets a lonely Night Fury and their lives change as a strong friendship begins.
 * The Sue turns into a Night Fury. Seriously.

Pirates of the Caribbean

 * When I Found You - K+ rated. Claimed by Agent A. Gallowglass and Lena Montrose
 * Toni, just 'ear me out ok? I luv you," Jack said. "No Jack, I think you should ask yourself a question. Do you love me because you need or you need me because you love me?" Toni asked. She turned to leave and walked towards her room, leaving Jack


 * The Tale of Lucy Turenbaumerumm - T rated. Claimed by Sara, Cassie Cameron-Young and KGarrett for a group mission.
 * One of those insert yourself stories. Random 13yearold Lucy is randomly plopped into Pirates, and isn't allowed out unless she completes the story right! Movie 1, COMPLETE!


 * The Second Tale of Lucy Turnenbaumerumm - T rated. Claimed by Cassie Cameron-Young.
 * Lucy is plopped into pirates, the 2nd this time! Sequel to TTLT, finally! Note: 1st part rather random. Will regain some sort of sanity for part 2, which is currently up and readable.

Pitch Black/Chronicles of Riddick

 * Forced Trust - T rated. Claimed by Jhea.
 * Dr Racheal Grant is a Company counselor put in charge of inmate Richard B. Riddick. Completed finally! Thanks to all my reveiwers! I appreciate you all.

Reservoir Dogs

 * Orange's Girl - T rated.
 * White has a daughter who falls in love with Orange...but what happens when they find out Oranges secret....OFCOrange Au fic. T for language.

Sherlock Holmes (2009)

 * The Most Important Person in his Life - T rated. Claimed by Miah.
 * Holmes comes home severly hurt. Watson helps him and this leads to something more. terrible at summaries. rated T just to be safe. possibly M later chapters I'm not sure


 * World Guardians 3 the Inbetween - T rated. Claimed by Miah.
 * Its finally here and they are back, but this time Charlie, Kathryn, and Nathan are back but this time in Sherlock Holmes and shit is about to hit the fan when the In-between returns after 1000 years. Rated T for language ,detective work and... vampires!
 * This story is linked by the Main Character Sue to three stories in the Star Wars continuum.
 * I am willing to make a collaborative effort with others who know enough about the Clone Wars era Star Wars continuum to kill all of this Sue's stories in one mission.

Star Wars

 * Star Wars Remix - K-rated. Claimed by Anity
 * This is my version of what would have happened if Anakin never became a jedi. It will detail each of the 6 movies with obvious differences. It is a rewrite of my earlier one which i accidently deleted a while back.


 * Precious One- T-rated. Claimed by Ugolino.
 * Even thought their marriage was arranged, Grievous and Alice got along great- until he got killed. But there is a plus. If Alice can convince 5 heart-broken guys that there's still hope for love, she gets him back. GrievousOC and lots of 'LOL's inbetween!


 * Forbidden Love - T-rated. Claimed by Ugolino.
 * The story of a love that was not meant to be, the love of the droid General Grievous and his 'apprentice' Stella Clawe. Written through Stella's eyes, follow her and Grievous through the Clone War


 * Eternal Balance - K+ rated. Claimed by Tawaki
 * COMPLETED! Two thousand years ago, a being was created from both darkness and light to alter future events and prevent the rise of the empire. Can she help the chosen one finally bring balance to the galaxy or lead him farther into the darkness? AnakinOC
 * Fruits of Malice - T rated. Claimed by Elcalion
 * In an alternate universe, Anakin Skywalker was taken from his mother at the age of four. He was raised as Darth Vader in a loveless, brutal environment. His life takes an interesting turn when he has an encounter with a certain senator from Naboo.
 * Trials of the Dragon- T rated. Claimed by Elcalion
 * 13 years after the end of the Clone Wars, on the planet Naboo, Jedi Master Chad Kantor, one of the few Jedi to survive Order 66, has escaped again from the vile clutches of Darth Vader, formerly his long time rival from the Jedi Order, Anakin Skywalker.

Sweeney Todd
Warnings: rape, sadism, torture, blood, violence (ANTHONY RAPES SWEENEY. No, those names aren't mixed up.)
 * Rope - NC-17 rated. Claimed by Laburnum
 * Pairing: Anthony/Sweeney

Cadfael

 * King Stephen's Sister - M rated. Claimed by Crystal.
 * King Stephen learned later on in his teenage years he had a sister. She was the child of a maid and his father. He took the throne and raised her to a lady of England. When she was found dead and in pieces he swore vengeance on all involved...

Chronicles of Narnia

 * Running for love - M rated. Claimed by Tawaki
 * Meet peony you average girl, nothing ever happens in her life, until she stumbles her way into a certain Princes life. Caspian/Oc


 * The High King and Kate - M rated. Claimed by Techno-Dann
 * The High King is taken by surprise when beautiful Kate falls into Narnia. She fights many battles, not least among them is the one to win the High Kings heart. But little does she know it may already have been won. Peter/OC Please R&R


 * Princess of Narnia - T rated. Claimed by Tawaki
 * While riding in the forest Caspian comes across a hot tempered Princess who he later finds out is staying at his castle. With personalities that collide will love blossom or will they just end up annoying each other. Caspian/OC

Discworld

 * Starving for Love - ? rated. Claimed by Trojie and Pads.
 * A very submissive teatime draws on past lessons and strives to be a better slave. Au het No pay no profit no sue.
 * DELETED, no longer available on FF.net
 * Presents K+ rated. Claimed by Elcalion
 * In which Teatime is alive after Hogfather, Susan is a robot, chapters occur every 100 words or so, and jump backwards and forwards in time enough to make Memento look linear.

Dragonriders of Pern

 * The Golden Queen and her Brown - M rated. Claimed by Anity
 * Stanor wasn't looking for trouble he just wanted to be a rider like everybody else on pern but what happens when Stanor and his lover break a rule that was never set in stone.

Dragons in our Midst

 * A DIOM Fanfic (in four segments). Claimed by Tawaki

Earth's Children

 * Different World. Claimed by Cassie Cameron-Young.
 * When Abigail wakes up in the Ninth Cave of the Zelandonii she realizes she is in her book. She isnt sure wat to do but as time passes she grows close to Margon, a boy her age. But she worries if she ever finds a way to get home that she wont want to go ..
 * By cuddlebear992.

Frankenstein

 * Half a Face - K+ rated. Claimed by Tomato.
 * Arabelle has a hideously deformed face. She lives alone in the woods until she meets a mysterious stranger who will not show himself to her. A sort of friendship begins between them. What will become of it when Arabelle's curiosity overcomes her?

Harry Potter

 * The 6 year old matchmaker - K+ rated. Claimed by pigeonarmy.
 * Sue malfoy, Draco's unknown twin, adopted. Now she's coming to Hogwarts... but then a class turns her into a 6 year old !Full summary inside! SueBlaise HermioneDraco RonLuna HarryGinny
 * Andi Black - K+ rated. Claimed by Lily Winterwood.
 * Andi Black daughter of Sirius and Adalora Black, is put in an arranged marriage to her best friend after her father falls through the veil. HPOC
 * Gabriella - T rated (contains strong language and violence). Claimed by Dorcas.
 * She is a beautiful girl. She is alone. She is the dark lord's daughter. Gabriella Martinez is trying to make it in America, when a mysterious accadent kills her mother and leaves her and a little sister. What they don't know is Voldimort wants her back.R&
 * Green Eyes - T rated. Claimed by Neshomeh.
 * Read and you will find out, love story.Harry and the other characters will be mentioned.Mainly about Cedric.for people who like Robert Pattinson and his characters in all his movie. T to be safe might be an M later on. Reviews would be great. C&OC Thanku! (Summary)
 * Hey guys…umm Twilighter1006 here…Here's my first story. . . . I made for people who mainly like Robert Pattinson and all his characters in movies; I have made the girls name up...Only because I don't want to sound to obsessive with Robert, so I used a different name to mine own name. (From author's note)
 * Ahem. That's MY name you chose. I don't think I like seeing it used this way. I might have to put in an appearance as myself. Maybe Elanor Laison will want to help, too... ~Neshomeh 20:09, March 29, 2010 (UTC)
 * Harry Potter and a Vampire's Fight. - T rated. Claimed by Lycaenion.
 * Harry gets turned by a vampire one night when he is eight. Follow him through his life as he learns how to control his powers. not sure on rating yet. not dure on pairing either.
 * Harry Potter and the Chalice - M rated. Claimed by Anamia
 * Summary: inside...pairings include cannon, CWSS, BZDT, OWPW, and two suprise pairings with OC's...warnings...slash,rape, mpreg, lots of death and blood, duh its got vampires every where...vampires with out blood will never work...
 * Harry Potter and the Weapon of Atlantis. - T rated. Claimed by Tawaki
 * The Governors of Atlantis designed him for conquest, built him as an engine of war, and used as an invincible power. Seven hundred thousand years later, he was sealed away by the four founders of Hogwarts. But after only a thousand years, he was released.
 * Harry the Wizard - T rated. Claimed by pigeonarmy.
 * I couldn't resist. if you know Charlie the unicorn then you should like this. read and find out.
 * How'd I get into this? - Assumed M rated. Claimed by JulyFlame NSFW,NSFB like whoa.
 * Harry & Draco, brothers of justice, fight Voldemort (Kingpin), Siri and Remy are on his side. Who will win?
 * Immortal Danger, immortal love - Assumed M rated. Claimed by JulyFlame NSFW,NSFB like whoa.
 * What if the books never happened, Harry grew up in the past, not a Potter, and immortal, no Dark lord, Remus & Sirius in say, Slytherin and hate James?
 * Love Lessons. - T rated. Claimed by Gypsy and Katie Cray
 * Hagrid uses the hippogriffs to teach the kids a special lesson about love. HarryHermione.
 * The Marauderettes. - T rated. Claimed by Rilwen Shadowflame and Lycaenion.
 * In Lily’s 6th year, she has a bet with James Potter. Is random and funny. NOW Preparing for PreNEWTS is killing everyone. Oh and the drama! Cheating, pranking, and angry people! Stupid Beathmore. R&R! JPLE, SBOC, RLOC, OCOC
 * | The Mirror of Maybe - Assumed M rated. Claimed by Guardian's Song
 * Author claims to be "the author of some of the best fan-fiction ever written." In brief summary, it's a Time-Traveling!Superpowered!Grey!Harry, who goes by the name of "War Mage Ash".
 * Mirrors - M rated. Claimed by Anity.
 * Entering his 7th year at Hogwarts, after the horrifying defeat of Voldemort, Harry is shunned and feared by all at school, but worse something is happening to Harry- has the battle really ended? DARK HARRY
 * My Bleeding Crimson Despair-M rated. Claimed by Pretzel
 * Harry Potter's adopted daughter comes to Hogwarts expecting another normal year. But Voldemort has returned, along with death, pregnancy, and unwanted romance! What will she and her friends do?
 * Sue is adopted by Harry, and then, when she's fifteen, is summarily:
 * Knocked up by Draco
 * Lusted after by Harry
 * comes into the possession of Snape's sanity/mind
 * This will be killed; don't worry. I have... plans... for this 'fic... It's entirely possible it's a troll, but still. --Pretzel


 * My Immortal - M rated. Claimed by SealRat.
 * No longer available at The Pit. Has been uploaded here for posterity.
 * Well basically a gothic gurl falls in love with Draco but then it turns out that he is in love with Harry, and the girl is in love with Harry too. What will happen? Slash. M 4 sex and swearing and suicidal thoughts. NO preps (Potential Legendary Badfic Warning) 
 * Also worthy of note: this may or may not be a huge satire. If it is, it's one of the most meticulous ones ever. --Lycaenion 20:38, 19 December 2008 (UTC)
 * Subjugation - NC-17 rated. Legendary Badfic! NSFB! Claimed by Neshomeh
 * SUMMARY: Severus Snape accuses Albus Dumbledore of rape. Dumbledore claims that it is all a misunderstanding. Who is believed, the Savior or the Turncoat?
 * WARNINGS: AU, Very Dark Fic Chapters may contain any of the following - M/M Slash, M/F Slash, Mpreg, M/M Rape, Graphic Violence, Child Sexual Abuse (Non-graphic), Incest, Bondage, Implied Bestiality, Character Death, Cross Dressing, Foul Language.
 * Suck - T rated. Claimed by Laburnum and Paddlebrains.
 * Harry is deranged, Remus pays for it. Based on a Nine Inch Nails song.
 * thesuperfunnymynoseisrunnyextracrazystory. - T rated. Claimed by Tawaki
 * it is a super-funny-my-nose-is-runny-extra-crazy-story!
 * Wanting Something More. - T rated. Claimed by Edward Wilder.
 * Brittany Zabini had it all, money, power, Draco Malfoy lusting after her. She didn't want any of it. A possible arranged marragige is thrown in and Brittany has to fight it, by falling in love with her 'fiancee's' rival? Better sum. inside. HPOC.
 * Under the Full Moon - M rated. Claimed by Elcalion
 * Jessica, Alexandria, and Silimarillion enter their last year of Hogwarts. Jessica has like Remus since her fifth year and finally gets up the courage to tell Remus about her feelings when he returns to teach in her final year. Will Jessica and her friends get their man of their dreams, or will there be obstacles that are stuck in there way. Warning for anachronisms, silly nicknames, wrong-headed notions about Elves, and possible animagi.

Lord of the Rings

 * A Faerie's Reign - T rated. Claimed by Tomato.
 * When another joins the already existing Fellowship, it is thought to be an annoyance. Little do they know, their decison will save lives...


 * Lossenlindëiel - M rated. Claimed by Tawaki
 * Against all odds can a mortal girl find her love?


 * Pain - M rated. Claimed by Trojie and Pads.
 * LITTLE ELROND IS PREGNANT AFTER BEING RAPED. But for how much time will he be able to keep the baby? This story has not a happy ending. Celeborn POV.


 * Kate and Haldir. Claimed by Agent Tatharien and Trainee Nova Greene.
 * A mysterious girl falls into Lorien. What will Haldir do?


 * Forbidden - M rated. Claimed by Lily Winterwood (and Christianne Shieh)
 * Legolas/OC The tenth member of the Fellowship. The second elf. After all these years, she finally gets to see him again, and still she cannot show her love.


 * Lucy Turnenbaumerumm Travels to Lord of the Rings - T rated. Claimed by Sara.
 * Lucy is her normal, random self, this time in Middle-Earth! What adventures await her there? How badly will she screw up the plot of LotR? Who can tell?


 * Recover Your Strength - rated Adult+. Claimed by Dana Trent and Tarian Toran.
 * After Aragorn falls from the cliff during the Two Towers, how does Legolas cope, first with his friend's death, and then Aragorn's injury? A/L, Anal, H/C, UST


 * The Unknown Tale of Two Rings. Claimed by BattleHamster
 * There is the matter of the One Ring that needs to perish but there is also a ring that needs protection. How these two paths cross? Look inside if you'd like to know things that were not in the original. LegolasxOc Read And Review Please! Follows story.


 * Finding the Reasons, Fighting the Truth. Claimed by KGarrett and Cassie5squared
 * Behind the scenes in a Royal Household; Who would've guessed that a palace could contain so much angst? Especially for one certain elven prince, who appears to be having some family issues...or is it more than that...?
 * Just Remember - T rated. Claimed by Italian for Grandma.
 * songfic to 'It's All Coming Back To Me Now' by Celine Dion. Two elves used to be in love, but the love has been forgotten. My first songfic, please rr!

Peter Pan

 * Enchanted - T rated. Claimed by doctorlit, pending Permission.
 * Enchantra is the untold lost girl, ran away when she was 16 and had been in Neverland for five years. Always drawing the attention of Hook, Then some corse of events change everything for the two. T for later on. Review PLEASE! Oh and she's magic.

Pride and Prejudice

 * A Very Wicky Problem - T rated. Claimed by Tomato.
 * Hannah Miller is a normal twenty year old but she never has falling in love or had a boyfriend or a date in five years and what happens when she watches Pride and Prejudice and Mr. Wickham comes to fall of 2007 and sweeps her off her feet?
 * White Houses - T rated. Claimed by A. Gallowglass
 * This is a songfic based on Vanessa Carlton's White Houses.. This is about Lizzy getting pregnant and well George was the father... And why is it that Will was included here? Read and find out!

Redwall

 * felldoh's daughter - K+ rated. Claimed by Laburnum
 * felldoh and celandine's daughter run away with Martin's daughter Robin.Celandine, worried, followed them with Pallum and Grumm . Felldah and Robin met Emma of Marshank, a black female squirell searching her parents Badrang a female squirell


 * Backlash's Story - T rated. Claimed by Gattsuru
 * Who is Backlash? She is the haremaid who fought disguised as a male, the one who helped defeat Yuki and she is the one who helped end the Great Ragnarok and Torquoi war. Rated T for language.

Sherlock Holmes

 * A Case of Emotions Unchronicled Case No 1 - K rated-- Claimed by Pretzel
 * Sherlock Holmes has always sneered at the fairer sex...until he meets his match in his new client, Maia Sharma. Narrated from Watson's POV
 * Sherlock falls in love with Maia, a Mary Sue with "hypnotic dark chocolate eyes" who somehow sings songs from Phantom of the Opera three-quarters of a century before the musical is written. She is, of course, perfect in every way and upstages Holmes at every turn.
 * Walk though the fire - T rated. Claimed by doctorlit, pending Permission.
 * What can i say? A teenage girl falls liturally into Sherlock Holmes's bed. Much tot eh confusion of the other inhabitants of 221b baker street. Mgiht be MS dont no yet. Very funny.

Skulduggery Pleasant

 * a pleasant world it is - K+/T rated. Claimed by Tath
 * stephanie's frend valure

Stardust

 * Stardust: What happens next - T rated. Claimed by Sedri.
 * Tristan is turned into a woman because, apparently, all stars in Stormhold (not the sky) are female.

Tamora Pierce

 * The Avatar M rated. Claimed by Rosie Azrael.
 * Alex, daughter of Gainel and Eliana leaves her home in the Realms of the Gods to stay with her mothers brother in Tortall, the Coopers


 * I Mustn't Love You M rated. Claimed by Rosie Azrael.
 * Keladry and Lord Wyldon kept captured by the Scanrans and a mage who likes to enjoy his prisoners. What is Wyldon to do when Kel is taken advantage of? Eventually Kel/Wyldon


 * Prophecy of the Blood Ruby K rated. Claimed by Somariel, pending permission.
 * A bracelet made of blood, a prophecy of the gods, bonded to a creature of legend, adopted by sparrows, and blood binded to a mage! Denied the chance to get her shield, Kel is going on a life changing journey, learning new things. Kel/? r&r please!


 * Run K+ rated. Claimed by Somariel, pending permission.
 * Veralidaine Sarrasri, Wildmage of Tortall you are accused of high treason how do you plead’ the stern voice of one Gary of Naxen asks Chapter nine is up. please R&R Numair X Daine Please R&R


 * Elaine of Tortall K+ rated. Claimed by Somariel, pending permission.
 * Elaine is Daine and Numair's child. Travel threw her exciting adventures. I am sorry if this summary isn't good. I am not good at summaries. I am just going to tell u that there will be a love interest, and new frineds. DISCONTINUED! UP FOR ADOPTION!
 * A note from Cinnia: I should have known to expect something like this from a Twihard.
 * Frozen Rose K+ rated. Claimed by anamia.
 * This is dedicated to my Best friend! When Briar meets a broken boy, how will he put the pieces together and show the boy that the grass can be greener on the other side. BriarXOC A.K.A SLASH, no like, no read! rating may rise.
 * Everett's interpretation: Traveler T rated. Claimed by Rose/Ross and Meip.
 * Fara lived on the streets for years before she found Home. Then she is ripped away and transported to Tortall, where two contradicting worlds collide.

The Thief

 * The Thief: A Different Story T rated. Claimed by Rosie Azrael.
 * Based on 'The Thief' by Megan Turner. What if Eugenides had been a girl?
 * Rose/Ross comments: Then she would be a badly written Mary Sue made up by a '16 1/2' year old. 

Mercedes Lackey

 * Shadow of Beginning T rated. Claimed by Somariel, pending permission.
 * His birth was a foreshadowing of evil to come. The black Companion and his white haired Chosen whose powers are beyond belief. Two young lives twisted by a cruel fate that threatens them and everyone they love.
 * There's so much wrong with the basic concept of this fic that I don't even know where to start. I mean, a black Companion?!


 * A Matter of Choice T rated. Claimed by Somariel, pending permission.
 * These two Hearlds and their Companions were unusual, and that's saying something for every Hearld of Valedmar and their Companion are unique. If they were one of a kind then their child could only be... well read and find out!


 * Demonic Heralds T rated. Claimed by Somariel, pending permission.
 * It was just another day in the great demon kingdom when two white horses showed up and turned the lives of 2 half-breeds upside down. Heralds/Kyo kara Maou x over. rating will go up in later chapers. Conrad/Yozak full summery inside.

A-Team

 * Never say never - T rated. Claimed by IndeMaat
 * A female engineer captures the heart of the Colonel much to the amusement of the team. Involves a hostage situation and an injury. PS. a song I listened to while writing this was Lontano by Ludovico Einaudi, it should add to the feel of it.

Babylon 5

 * Babylon 5 Amateur Redux: Signs and Portents - T rated. Claimed by Artell.
 * Sergeant Sheridan begins to let her walls down and Commander Sinclair takes a couple of risks.

Doctor Who/Torchwood

 * Alexandra Pond - T rated. Claimed by Silikat.
 * The doctor and Amy fell for eachother. He thinks he's three days late, its been fifteen years.


 * Birth - Teen rated. Claimed by Tawaki
 * The Doctor and Romana find a young woman outside the TARDIS. When the Doctor finds that her last name is familiar, he starts to wonder. Contains flashbacks. AU.


 * The Doctor Down Under - K+ rated. Claimed by Ugolino.
 * This is about two girls who meet the 10th doctor and the chaos that follows. Rating is for possible swearing later on, but nothing much. Written by the unbelievably usless Beta of ThePurpleGod,READ HER STORIES THAT ARE AWESOME, then read mine for a laugh.


 * Seven Eighths - K+ rated. Claimed by Tawaki
 * Seventh Doctor and Eighth Doctor slash!

Highlander

 * Golden Years - M rated. Claimed by Ansela.
 * A woman from Methos' dark past returns to Seacouver. Did she really reform? Or is she up to the same old tricks? Character rebirth. Starts with a flashback from Methos' Four Horseman days. Really good story. Review. Plz. There can be only ONE! DM.AD

NCIS

 * New Beginnings - T rated. Claimed by IndeMaat.
 * Gibbs has a daughter with Jenny who witnessed the brutal murder of her Grandma. Can Gibbs and Jenny help her before its too late? Can Gibbs & the team catch the man who killed the director's mom before he kills the only witness? ch. 17 Judgment Day added!


 * So you're Italian? - T rated. Claimed by IndeMaat
 * Elena's parents always told her that if she wanted to be the best she has to learn from the best. She arrives to NCIS where she meets her idol, Abby Sciuto and Tony, a guy that wants to catch her attention.

Power Rangers

 * Agony In Pink and Agony In Pink 2--A New Ending - M rated. (Actually should be /beyond/ 'M') NSFW/NSFB/NSFH Claimed by DreamingofRoses (Pending Permission of course)
 * Excerpt from the author's Preface: 'The following story is based on "The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers." There have been other stories, but this is a much stronger story than those other ones, which are a little too "nice" for my tastes. This particular story involves Kimberly, the Pink Ranger, being captured and tortured by the Rangers's arch-nemesis, Lord Zedd."
 * The 'stronger' stuff being descriptive torture/rape/mutilation/snuff. And yes I'm doing both of them since they're essentially the same story. Volunteers are welcome, but be mindful of your health.

Stargate SG-1/Atlantis

 * Twists of Fate- T rated.-Claimed by Pretzel


 * AU. What happens when a newcomer to the City has a surprising connection with one of the City's leaders? ShWeir established, TeylaRonan eventually. New Chapter Up!
 * The Last of them - T rated. Claimed by Shadon/Pepper.
 * while the Atlantis expibition was expoloring the city they come across a mysterious girl in stasis. Could she really be the answer to a long lost prophecy and the last of the Ancients. Or is she a long awaited trap set by the Wraith to destroy Atlantis


 * The Sun and Moon - T rated. Claimed by Ansela.
 * C0: Raine44354Two new ancient abilities arrive in Atlantis. Major Amber, the unknown daughter of the commanding officer, and Raine, a girl with no known or speakable past, try to help Atlantis in its fight against the wraith and Replicators.

Bionicle

 * The Legacy of rust - Rated K. Claimed by Tawaki
 * This is the story of the eighth Toa, rust. I started this fanfic on BZPower, and I will finish it here. Don’t worry, I put the part I put on BZP here as the first chapter.

Borderlands

 * Borderlands: a lOVE sTORY - Rated M. Claimed by MAXinsanity (who is pending permisson).
 * This should not exist in any way, shape or form, yet it does anyway...

Ecco The Dolphin

 * An Evil Dream - Rated K+. Claimed by MAXinsanity (Pending Permission)
 * BADFIC, IN MY ECCO THE DOLPHIN? It's more likely than you think.

Final Fantasy

 * Evidence of Sephiroth's Humanity - T rated, claimed by Lady_Crimson
 * A series of oneshotsdrabbles that basically show that Sephiroth is just as human as you and me. Most of them will be humorous, and all are preNibelheim. Latest: the saga comes to a close. Thanks, everyone, for your support and for reading this!


 * Blow Me Away - K-rated, claimed by Unbridled (Pending permission and experience)
 * Clan Nutsy meet a new friend, get transported to Marche's world, and find out someone's aftr their new friend. What's next? (It would seem that it's over, as the author degenerates into utter WTF-ness in chapter six.)

Fire Emblem

 * Wild Justice - T rated. Claimed by Serra.
 * Valter was out searching for Ephraim and instead found a lone wyvern rider. A dark, scarred past lingers around her and something plagues her. What is she trying to fulfill? Rated T for violence, occasional sexual tension, and character death. ValterxOCxEphraim

Halo

 * Help With Escaping - T rated. - Claimed by Maslab
 * The life story of a girl that became good friends with John AKA Master Chief, in training, but after being captured by the elites and imprisoned, she befriends an outcast elite. Bad at summarys, has mentions of books in it. TO BE REVISED
 * Spartan-II Sue, befriended an Elite, has a full name and no given number... just bad. Aggressively so.


 * Thorns of metal - K rated (probably actually T) - Claimed by PoorCynic


 * My new story im doing in school to keep myself from dying of boredom - based on a squad with no rules ripping covenant like it was a summer vacation and alot of guns

Kingdom Hearts

 * The Horribly Bloody Death of Kairi- M rated. - Claimed by Wide Eyed Idealist (Permission pending.)
 * Kairi is derailed into an idiotic slut and bizarrely, violently murdered by Sora and Riku for getting in the way of their love hideously written and improbable slash. If anything deserves a "horribly bloody death", it is this fic. The author has done a couple of other Kairi-bashing badfics, one of which is also slash, and evidently intends to make a Suefic. I'll deal with them too

Kirby

 * caitkitty's fanfics - K rated. Claimed by DirtyCommie.
 * I intend to take on the whole bitter lot of these things, but for the moment (and my first story) I'm going to just focus on the first four-parter. -DirtyCommie

Left 4 Dead

 * Watching Over Her - M rated
 * Zoey finds herself in an unusual situation after a Boomer vomits on the Survivors as they're fighting a horde. Rated M just to be safe. 2-CHAPTER SEQUEL IS CURRENTLY BEING WRITTEN! - User:PitViperOfDoom

Mario

 * Luigi and Peasley's Summer Blossom - T rated. NSFB Claimed by Sneezier (Pending Permission)
 * A Mario mpreg I did out of boredom. Summary: Luigi's pregnant. Who's the father? Prince Peasley! What will happen? Will it turn out okay?
 * Aside from the Mpreg, most of the cast suffer from various degrees of OOC (Bowser Jr. being the most severe), four Mary Sues in total, unofficial cannon character death. I nicknamed this fic: Frozen Hell. This is one of my motives to join the PPC.

Metal Gear Solid

 * Metal Gear Solid: Fight of Metal Gears - T rated. Claimed by Spud Avec
 * Jake Snake who is Solid Snakes son has to fight metal gears now becaus Solid Snake is dead

NiGHTS

 * One In A Million And It Was Me - T rated. Claim'd by MAXinsanity (Pending Permission)
 * Hoo boy. That Self-Insert Sue is so obivous it's not funny.

Pokemon

 * Rectified Anonymity - What's the rating beyond NC-17? NSFB. Claimed by MAXinsanity (Pending Permission)
 * Poke!Bestiality, rape, incest, genital mutilation, and Snuff. Bring as much Bleepka as you possibly can.
 * This is EXACTLY the kind of stuff I wanted to tackle when I joined this community. Wish me luck, I'll probably need it.
 * Word of warning - The website that published this "story" thought it was so godawful they couldn't even bring themselves to call it by name. Also, I forgot to mention that the author's understanding of biology makes the writer of Land Before Time: Littlefoot x Cera look like a trained doctor (he twists her cervix?). I'm also pretty sure that most of this monstrosity's content this is illegal in some countries. Good luck. --Suehunter 00:06, January 12, 2010 (UTC)


 * Gardevoir and me - M rated. Also claimed by MAXinsanity. (Pending Permission)
 * This one's just bad in general in my opinion.


 * Pokemorph I Heros - M rated. Also claimed by MAXinsanity (Pending Permission)
 * TERRIBLE. That's all that can describe it...


 * a new journy M rate. again claimed by MAXinsanity. (Who is pending permission)
 * Ugh. I'm not sure if this one is worse than the one above...


 * The Day I Became Mew - Rated K+. Claimed by Goldenrod111 (pending permission)
 * Natasha makes a wish. Universe answers but in a most humorous way. Does Natasha have what it takes to be a Legendary? Who will she meet along the way? What trouble could she possibly get into? Original Character!
 * Blatant wish-fulfillment Sue, various other idiocy.

Sonic

 * Tied and Helpless - Rated M - Claimed by PoorCynic
 * Rouge rapes Tails.

Tales of Symphonia

 * GrandKid - T rated. Claimed by Lee Trynace and Makari.
 * Due to a unfortunate disaster, Kratos is left to care for his grandchild. Years after, the girl meets all kinds of people and starts an odyssey of her own.


 * The Road to Hell - M rated - Claimed by Lee Trynace, Trojie, and Pads.
 * Sometimes good intentions don't end up quite the way you wanted them to. And sometimes, it's not necessarily a bad thing. Kratos, as he falls from grace. [Kratos x Lloyd, slash, spoilers]

Tomb Raider

 * The Many Deaths of Ms. Croft - M rated - Claimed by KGarrett and Spud Avec.
 * An exploration of the thing Lara does more often than anything else--die.