Ein Frohliche Weihnachten mit Doktor Trollenfisch und Gabrielle!

"Draco's Christmas Cuppa" is a Legendary Badfic squickfic in the Harry Potter continuum featuring Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter, with the former being given a coffee enema. Harry then sucks the coffee out and drinks it. Yes. Out. And drinks it. With everything else that has been up there.

Its only saving grace is that it is short.

This fic was sporked in mission format by Scapegrace and Iximaz.

Links
No link to the badfic exists, since it is only hosted on a private LiveJournal. The sporkers got it via sorcery or something.

The Mission: "Ein Frohliche Weihnachten mit Doktor Trollenfisch und Gabrielle!", Agents Doktor Trollenfisch and Gabrielle (DW)

The Deleterius Spork: "Truly the most DISGUSTING Harry/Draco fic you will EVER read. NWS IN THE EXTREME." by malganis, archived on Wayback Machine