Igor


 * A spare hand where needed.


 * &mdash;The Igor family slogan.

Igor is an Igor from the Discworld continuum. He works in the Medical Department. It is known that he was recruited from a Discworld Suefic, but what fic it was or when it happened is not.

Like most of his kin, he is a skilled surgeon who may be called upon to reattach limbs, replace organs, and generally make sure all the bits stick together where they ought to. He is a walking advertisement for his abilities: few if any of his own bits and pieces originally belonged to him, and the particularly good ones are likely to have been passed down to him by his forebears as heirlooms. Although definitely an off-putting sight at first glance, one can't help but admire the precision of all those stitches.

As per the Code of Igors, he limps, thpeakth with a lithp, and refers to his superiors as marthter or mithtruth. In his opinion, "they're not proper marthterth, but they're ath clothe ath you get in thith dimenthion."

He has a sarcastic sense of humor and enjoys a challenge. It is unknown for certain if, like his kin back home, he expects his patients to donate their organs upon their deaths.

Appearances

 * "Sacred Daughter" (Watership Down), Agents Tawaki Penguin and Iskillion-Galuit-Elendil (DF)
 * First mentioned.
 * "Tinco Division" (interlude)
 * Mentioned to have reattached Emo!Hermione's arms.
 * "PPC-HQ, Nouvelle Calédonie" (interlude)
 * Holed up behind a force field stockade in DIA Central during the 2008 Macrovirus Epidemic.
 * 2008 Mary Sue Invasion, Part 1: "Return to HQ"
 * Broadcasts the news of the end of the macroviruses before the invasion begins.
 * "Harry Potter and the Weapon of Atlantis" (Harry Potter), Agents Tawaki Penguin and Dustin O'Grady (DTO)
 * Caring for Gromit.
 * "Scenes from a Resurrection, or: The Road to Suicide" (interlude)
 * Possibly Igor's first appearance chronologically. Along with Doctor Fitzgerald, he is present at Agent Suicide's successful (if unwilling) return to life.
 * "Love in a Storm," Part 1, Part 2 (Pirates of the Caribbean), Agent Marcus Langston (DF) with Agent Luke Celinus (DMS)
 * Igor is mentioned as having operated on Marcus' Ork partner, Zodfang Gobrunt.
 * "Why Yes, There Is a Card Shop in HQ!" (interlude), Agents Priyala and Saline (DF)
 * Assists the anemic Priyala when she forgets to take her iron pills.