Murder

One of television’s great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Ladies and gentlemen, lets make one thing very, very, very clear. Murder is bad. Murder is immoral. Murder is not acceptable in any way, shape, or form. Murder is among the most heinous crimes a human being can commit, and should not be taken lightly.

Unless, of course, your victim is a Mary Sue. A fictional Mary Sue. It's still not good to kill real-life ones - everyone has the right to life.

See, many Suethors have a habit of getting the significant others of their Lust Objects brutally murdered, just so they can "be there" for said Lust Object - that is, get in his pants. Murder also tends to be a staple of Disturbing Acts of Violence fics, obviously.

The PPC may murder Sues, but there's a clause in the whole murder thing that lets PPC agents dispatch of Mary Sues with extreme prejudice. It's like war, except the Mary Sues don't know it.