TIANATDATPPC Part XXVI

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Part XXVI of the Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC List, comprising entries 1839-18?.

Cross-posted from the Board on May 23, 2019 (thread from October 2016).

1839. Harry Dresden must never be brought near the DoSAT to see what happens.

- Even if the ensuing mayhem is a great view.

- Seriously, don't do this. The Techies will have your head.

- Don't trick him to come close intensive care too. Even the First Law won't protect you.

1840. I won't try to get in a stare contest with a Dresdenverse practitioner of magic.

- If they're canon characters, the money needed by FicPsych to deal with their memories will come from my pocket.

- If they're agents... I hope they have got humour.

- And run away once I collected myself.

1841. I won't try to get Ivy hooked on World One fanfic. Ever.

- Seriously, ever. I can't outrun Kincaid's sniper bullets.

1842. I won't switch anyone's DS, 3DS or smartphone with a COMP.

- If I do it, I'm on my own to deal with the ensuing demonic invasion.

1843. I won't try elevator jokes with Elizabeth and Theodore.

- Limousine jokes with Margaret are also out of question.

- Jail jokes with Caroline and Justine shouldn't be done either.

- Seriously, don't make fun of Velvet Room attendants.

1844. I won't try to repaint the Velvet Room.

- Especially if I try to use glittery paint.

1845. Forcing people to read Marie's poems is a form of torture, and is henceforth forbidden.

- Besides, the Sues just love them.

1846. Trying to shoot people wth an Evoker to see what happens is a Bad Idea.

- Especially if FicPsych patients are targeted.

1847. I won't organize a meat eater competition between Chie Satonaka and Akihiko Sanada.

- There is no country who can afford the meat they would eat.

1848. I won't punch Philemon.

- Even if he deserved it.

- Actually, he didn't have much of a choice...

- *flame war*

1849. I won't put together two genderbent versions of a character to see what happens. Results are clear.

1850. Playing at 'He loves me... He loves me not' with the Marquis is a bad idea.

- Even if I get a 'He loves me' result.

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