Orken 7861

''Now, Agent Cadmar, other than those rules set forth in the Handbook, which I hope you have memorized, I have a series of rules that I invented for my own use. Rule Number One: always address me as Agent Orken. ''— Orken, "Dino Hunters"

Orken 7861 is a biologically human, mentally Yeerk agent from the Animorphs continuum. He is currently stationed in the Department of Mary Sues.

Backstory
Orken 7861 was recruited from a piece of Animorphs badfic on the verge of deletion. He is a postwar Yeerk to human nothlit. In simpler terms, he is as a Yeerk permanently trapped in human morph. He was placed in the Department of Mary Sues, and has been there ever since. He has gone through two partners in that time, the second going insane after a particularly bad mission. Orken was spared due to the wonders of Bleeprin. He was then assigned Thomas Greenwall as his partner. On their first mission together, something referred to as the Plutonium Incident occurred, and their response center bathroom was rendered unusable. At some point in his recent past, he had a tryst with Luxury.

Appearance
Orken is around six feet tall, and in impeccable shape. He keeps his hair cut low, and his beard is nonexistent. He wears a black button-up shirt, black slacks, and black sneakers. The cactus flash patch adorns his shoulder.

Personallity
Orken considers himself a very professional individual. In the environment of Headquarters, this is rather difficult. Most would describe him as up-tight. He is good at hiding his reactions to things, due to the practice he had when he was in control of a human host. Still, even he is incapable of stifling reactions to particularly bad pieces of badfic.

He is also insecure about his looks. This may have led to his tryst with Luxury. His insecurity likely stems from the relatively short time he has spent as a biological human. It may also have something to do with the fact that he is a bit of a coward.

His favorite book is 1984. He has knowledge of many other continua, and cares about them all deeply, although he does his best to appear dispassionate and professional.

Minis
Despite his partner's insistence otherwise, Orken is not the owner of Winston the Ministry of love (Witmol). Rather, Thomas owns him. While Orken enjoys the company of O'Neil the mini-Unas and Witmol the mini-telescreen, he has no desire to own a mini himself.

Appearances
Response Center
 * Dirty Laundry
 * Ilraen-Aroline-Fothergill meets Orken 7861 in this interlude, set in late summer of 2010.
 * Training Mission 3: Dino Hunters (Jurassic Park)
 * Agents Cadmar and Orken 7861 take to the jungles of Jurassic Park to stop a Stu who violates the laws of biology and decency, and a Sue seductress.
 * Interlude 1: The Search for love
 * While Orken is away on a traning mission, Thomas decides to surprise him with a new mini.
 * Mission One: Not Russians
 * Agents Orken 7861 and Thomas Greenwall disguise themselves as replicators disguised as Russians to take down a Genuis!Stu.
 * Mission Two: Sleeping Sue and the Eight Minis
 * Agents Orken 7861 and Thomas Greenwall brave bad grammar, a fake prophecy, Rodney bashing, and an unintentional Blackhole!Sue in 'Sleeping Sue and the Eight Minis '
 * Interlude 2: Understanding
 * Thomas Greenwall and Orken 7861 tie up the loose ends from their last mission.
 * Mission Three: A Beautiful Man
 * In their latest mission, Agents Orken 7861 and Thomas Greenwall take on a villain!Sue after the heart of Dr. Horrible.
 * Mission Four: Thomas' Excellent Adventure
 * An incredibly obvious Sue in the Stargate SG-1 continuum nearly drives Thomas crazy with her badness
 * Mission Five: Secret Agents
 * Agent Ilraen teams up with Agents Orken and Thomas to keep a Sue from marrying Alex Rider and infiltrating Hogwarts.
 * Mission Six: Mixed Nuts
 * Agents Orken and Thomas team up with Agents Ian and Lee to take down a Sue who's after Skaara
 * Interlude 3: Guests
 * Thomas and Orken return to their response center to relax after their last mission, only to be interrupted by an unexpected visitor.
 * Interlude 4: Exchange
 * A new host is found for Nut, and Orken is finally alone in his head again.
 * Mission 7: The Agents who Cried Wolf
 * Agents Orken and Thomas try to take on a blue wolf with quills... FROM SPACE! Agents Cadmar and Maria drop in to lend a hand
 * Interlude 5: A Small Misunderstanding
 * Thomas and Orken get a rare vacation, and visit Thomas' parents on World One.
 * Mission ?: Coffee Rain and Vanilla Folders
 * Agent Orken tells Thomas about the last mission he went on with his previous partner; to a badfic where nothing made any sense. Includes a cameo by Miah and Cali.