Not There



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Also known as That Does Not Go There orThat Shouldn't Fit There, this is a cry used by Agents facing objects being shoved into bodily orifices that they really should not fit into. Lubrication may or may not be used in these situations, though the usefulness of any lubrication used may be dubious at best.

This is a charge most often applied by Agents who know rather a lot about anatomy (human or otherwise), but some instances are so obvious that even the most anatomically-challenged Agent can tell that it isn't correct.

Examples of Not There include:


 * Of Warlords and Pleasures: Cluny the Scourge, aka The Cluny fic, has a prime example of this, in that Cluny uses a spear to penetrate his victim, which really should have killed the poor rat.


 * The Saiyuki fic Distraction has one character using his penis to penetrate his partner's, ahem, penis.