User:Buta no Kaabii

I am the Squickproof. There is no fanfiction that can break my will, and in all probablility, there will never be. I spat in the faces of the worst stories on the net. I laughed at Celebrían and Subjugation; I read That Series in a night, and my ability to drink coffee remains unaffected by Draco's Christmas Cuppa. Few of the Legendary Badfics remain to be read, and that will soon change. There is no disgust; there is only pure cold fury. And lots of fire, actually.

And now for some random statistics.
 * Insane: Probably more so than usual
 * Squick resistance: Unholy
 * Level of PPC-related activity: Very High
 * Writer: Not as of now
 * Permission: No
 * Reserved 'fics for PPCing: None
 * Lust object/s: None whatsoever
 * Grammar, spelling and usage: Usually impeccable
 * Number of Legendary Badfics read: Individual complete, one series
 * Favorite continuum: Kirby
 * Familiar with _____ Continua (Probably incomplete, very large): Disgaea, Jade Empire, Harry Potter, Redwall, POTC (Partial), Monkey Island, Sly Cooper, Abhorsen (Partial), Temeraire (Partial) Halo (About half), Kirby, Legend of Zelda, Metroid (Partial), Spyro, some Marvel and DC comic book-verses (Partial), Cave Story, Star Wars (About 3/8), Mega Man (Partial), LOTR (Large gaps), Tsubasa Chronicle (Partial), Cardcaptor Sakura, Fullmetal Alchemist, Elder Scrolls, Crash Bandicoot, James Bond, Ratchet and Clank, Grand Theft Auto, Trauma Center, La Corda D'Oro (Partial), Avatar: The Last Airbender (Partial), Demented Cartoon Movie, Phoenix Wright, Okami