User:Crystal

Crystal has just graduated for the second time with an M.Phil all about breast cancer, and fatty acids, and how the two interact. It is actually a lot more scientific than it sounds. Because of this she is technically an actual published author (no she is not sure how this happened either). Currently she is looking for a job to tide her over until she can go back to university! Recently she took and passed the first three parts of the Scottish Country Dance Teachers Examination, making her the proud holder of a preliminary teaching certificate. This fact says a lot about her (utter lack of) sanity, because what sort of nutcase takes exams about their hobby?

Crysal lives on a small blue/green planitoid orbiting the inside of her own head, however for practical purposes her body resides in Scotland.

Crystal is dyslexic and thinks that anyone who uses their learning disabilities as an excuse for not trying their hardest should be shot! She is also wondering why she is referring to herself in the third person!