Holy Hangover Cure

The Holy Hangover Cure (© Unseen University) is ''a tamer version of the mixture that the UU wizards cooked up to cure the God of Hangovers in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather. The Holy Hangover Cure is composed of (among other things) raw eggs, fresh orange juice, Klatchian coffee, mustard, horseradish, cream, anchovies, willow bark, yogurt, Englebert's Enhancer, and a pint bottle of wow-wow sauce. As this would clearly kill any non-godly creatures, and cause godly ones severe-to-nuclear-war-level indigestion, it is firmly recommended that nobody drink this. Ever. At all. Not even to see what happens.''

Pairing it up against a Pan Galactic Gargleblaster is likely also not advised.