Gwendolyn

Gwendolyn Elizabeth Huntington was a Mary Sue slain by Agents Jay and Acacia. She appeared in a Lord of the Rings badfic.



Character history
Gwendolyn was a girl from Earth who inserted herself into the Fellowship by claiming that nine was "not a logical number". She owned a Magical Necklace of Mary Sueness that defended her against weapons.

Character demise
Jay wrapped invisible yarn around Gwendolyn's neck and left her, half-strangled, in Shelob's lair.

Charges
Gwendolyn was charged with "disrupting the canon by joining the Fellowship of the Ring, manifesting weapons, owning a stupid deus-ex-machina-plot-device-magical-item, causing the Ringwraiths--all nine--to become very unimpressive indeed, making EVERYONE state everything, yanking everyone out of character, most ESPECIALLY Lord Elrond, coming to idiotic conclusions and causing others to do so as well, RUINING the numerical symbology Tolkien established, carrying large heavy backpacks and calling them light, and otherwise screwing with weights, screwing with grammar, not even TRYING to be consistent, usurping Frodo's symbolic actions, and being, and I stress this--BEING A MARY SUE."

Mission Report
Gwendolyn (Alternative Link), Agents Jay and Acacia, Department of Mary Sues