FAQ: For Newbies

This article was largely written by Sedri, though the idea was Neshomeh's, and some answers have been paraphrased from other Board members. It is meant to be read in conjunction with the Guide to the PPC and the Mission Writing Guide, since they answer many similar questions in much more detail. These are more miscellaneous issues.

What’s the difference between a division and a department?
Generally, departments are organised by the type of badfic (Sues, Bad Slash, et cetera), while divisions usually deal with particular fandoms within a department, or more specific sub-sections (for instance, MPreg is a division of Bad Slash).

Is there a department for OOCness?
Despite the strange array of departments that do exist, no. Being out of character is more of a charge than a mission type, though there are some missions that truly have no other major charge; those are usually routed to whichever available agent knows the fandom best, regardless of department.

Do disguise generators just project an image of the disguise over the agent, or do they actually change the agent’s physiology?
The latter. Remember that when Jay and Acacia were Ents, they were shot with arrows and were perfectly fine until the disguises were dropped. Then it hurt. However, the agent’s mind will remain unaffected by their new body, the urge to roleplay aside.

About neuralyzers – they require eye contact, right? What if the character doesn’t have eyes?
You’ll probably have to take them to FicPsych and hope they don’t go attack you along the way. Or you could just knock them out. Whatever works.

What’s the difference between a Character Analysis Device and a Canon Analysis Device?
A Canon Analysis Device measures how out-of-character a canon character is, while a Character Analysis Device takes similar readings for an original character, such as a Mary Sue. There are combined versions around, but they're not too common.

I’m not sure I quite understand about reading Words while in the fic. What do they look like?
It seems to be different for everyone. Some agents have described the Words as plain, white, and blocky, while others report sparkly pink cursive writing. In any case, it’s simply a way for the agents to read the written text while witnessing the events they case at the same time. If it makes you more comfortable, your agents can take a printed version of the fic into the mission with them, and read from there instead.

PPC technology seems to break down a lot. Are you sure it’s safe?
As safe as trying to forcibly separate a Twu Luv bad slash pairing. To be honest? Mostly. But remember that hundreds (or thousands… or millions…) of agents use Portal Generators, Remote Activators, Disguise Generators and CADs every day, and we’re still here. Yes, when PPC technology breaks, it tends to do so rather spectacularly, either melting or exploding, but this is for sake of comedy. We like comedy. It’s not meant to be lethal.

I’ve got a great idea about how to kill a Sue! But I need to take her to Fandom X, and she’s from Fandom Y. Can I?
Generally, Sues are disposed of within the Word World of the fic, but exceptions are made for sake of poetic justice, irony, and humour. Agents generally try for all of those anyway, but keep to the world you’re in if you can.

Is there a standard procedure for exorcisms? The ones I’ve read are all a bit different, and not everyone reads out charge lists.
In the words of Trojie, a veteran of Bad Slash missions: “It’s pretty flexible. As far as I know the only essentials are a canon source and invoking the name of the canon author in the shouting part. Feel free to do whatever you like – it’s kind of a case of startling/jarring the Author-Wraith out of the canon character, so shouting and a certain amount of blunt-instrument trauma tends to work well. We just include charges in the exorcism because it kind of makes the whole thing a bit more interesting and gives us a proper reason to collect charges in the first place.”

What do we do if a canon character is killed in the story?
Assuming said character isn’t meant to die, then if it happens in the background, your agent can just take a detour from the main events and save them. If you have to let them die due to lack of charges, get the body to Medical. Canons can be resurrected if necessary, but it’s best to avoid that if possible.

If a character is hurt but healed by the Sue, is that also undone when she’s killed?
Well, if the Sue uses proper methods to treat them (not Silver Tears or some other tripe), then it should be fine – after all, they’re usually unfairly good at things. If she uses some absurd magic or a toothpick and orange juice… you could play it either way. There are no firm rules about what canon fixes when the Sue is gone.

What if the Sue has kids, or is pregnant? Or MPreg babies? Do I have to kill them? Or, if they die in the fic, do I have to save them?
Child-killing is a fairly ugly business, which is why we have the PPC Nursery; all rescued younglings can go there. If a character is pregnant and you have reservations about killing the baby, you can use the Embryo Extraction Kit, or just wait until they give birth and then snatch the kid then. On the other hand, if they die in the story, or if you’re not bothered by the issue, go ahead and treat them like any other bit character.

Characters can be recruited, right? Does that mean I can save a character who died in canon and bring them to work in the PPC?
No. Not major characters. You could recruit dead minor characters if you justify it, and of course, any original characters can be saved if you want, but remember just because you can doesn’t always mean you should. Not every potential recruit would be able to function in the PPC – some of them would just have a brain meltdown.

Also, it’s pretty standard form for any recruited character to be renamed, both to avoid confusion and for sake of their dignity. Please do so.

I can pinch souvenirs while on missions, can’t I?
Little bits and bobs no one will miss? Yes. Stealing huge or significant items? No.

How do I go about creating an Official Fanfiction University? Does Permission cover that?
No, because although we are closely affiliated with the OFUs, they are not part of the PPC organisation. In years past, one would ask Miss Cam for permission to do a spin-off, but she’s no longer involved, so generally, one can just start at will. However, it’s good to check and see if an OFU already exists for your chosen fandom. You must also credit Miss Cam for the original idea of OFUs.

Can I write two OFUs at once?
Yes, technically, but we don’t recommend it. A huge number of OFUs are never finished due to lack of time or energy, and that’s with just one. Don’t write two unless you’re sure you can handle it.

Can I start an OFU if one has already been made for that fandom?
It would be rather rude. The rule generally is that only one OFU is allowed per fandom. However, you could always ask the author if you could contribute, or – if it’s been abandoned – if you could continue it for them, but again, you must ask.

Aww, minis are cute! I want one! How do I go about adopting one?
Well, if a Boarder has put up a list of ones they’ve found recently, you can simply ask then and there. If there aren’t any around at the moment, go to the List of Everything PPC and scroll down to the links concerning minis, though I’m afraid some of those are broken. Generally, volunteers now keep tabs on different mini lists; Cassie, for instance, has taken over the list of mini-Balrogs from Miss Cam.

Can I make up a new type of mini?
Only if it’s not already listed for that fandom. Also, try to choose something unique – not dragons, for instance. Lots of continua have dragons.

If my mini is of a creature that’s venemous / spiky / super strong / made of fire, does that mean it could kill me?
Not likely. Minis are mostly harmless. Their physical attributes are rather heavily watered-down versions of the original, which is why mini-Balrogs can still be cuddled (though some agents use fire-resistant gear to do so). Therefore, the mini of a poisonous creature would probably only be able to inflict a mildly painful sting.

Can minis talk?
At least some species can, yes, but according to Meir Brin’s HFA, they have to take “extensive speaking courses”, and even then, their grammar and vocabulary are poor. Minis who haven’t been educated tend not to speak at all.

What if the misspelling is the name of a place, not a person?
As long as it’s a name of some sort, it’ll create a mini of the same species as any other misspelling in that continuum – Arwenn and Modor would both be mini-Balrogs.

What if the misspelling is a name for something in Real World? Are there Real World minis?
To date, there are no known Real World minis. Mini take their form from the fandom of the fic that they appear in. A lot of fandoms are set in the Real World anyway, but their minis are all specific to the canon storyline.

What’s a mini-Boarder?
The result of misspelling someone’s name on the Board. Don’t worry, we take it in good humour. Everyone slips up sometimes.

Would a misprint in the canon produce a mini?
Interesting question! We’re not sure. Why don’t you decide?

Are Jay and Acacia still around? I’d love to talk to them.
Unfortunately, both have retired, though we do hope they’ll drop in sometime to see how we’re doing.

There are so many rules to remember! Do I have to ask Permission for everything I do?
Certainly not. Permission is given once, after which you're pretty much free to do what you like, provided it doesn't actually contradict previous work or isn't horribly overblown and self-serving. There’s a reason why we’re so fussy about who gets Permission, and if someone abuses it, we will say something, but generally speaking, don’t worry yourself.

What sort of writing sample should I give when asking Permission?
Whatever you think is the best example of your work. Usually, it’s a piece of fanfiction, but some people submit short stories about their potential agents, or entirely original work. We don’t suggest offering scripts or that sort of thing, as there’s no narrative, flow, or pacing, and the formatting differs.

I’m not clear on what exactly Permission Givers do around here. Are they in charge?
No, this is a community, and nearly all decisions are made by all of us together, if indeed there’s ever a need for such things. The only power PGs have is to allow or deny newcomers permission to write their own missions.

That said, PGs are selected because they know the PPC well and are widely trusted. They tend to know what they’re talking about, so if they tell you that something is a bad idea, it usually is.

Where do I find a Permission Giver’s email?
Permission requests are typically made on the Board, if only because not all PGs are always available and they’d rather not have their inboxes filled with requests. If there’s something you want to discuss with them in private, you can ask them for their address, but please don’t write to get their help in solving an issue you have with another person – that’s not their job.

Can I post my agent bios on the wiki or request an RC before getting Permission?
Sorry, no. Permission is what allows you to add to our collective canon, and the wiki is part of that. You can request an RC along with Permission when you put up your agent bios on the Board, but not before.

What is this ‘Big Sib, Little Sib’ thing? Are oldbies actually trying to adopt me?
It’s a little method we use to try and be more welcoming to newbies. To steal a stolen summary that was stolen: “It's so new members can interact with some of the members who have been here a while and are able to ask questions and start to make new friends within the group. It's to seem more welcoming.”

We sometimes forget about it, to be honest, but if you’d like a Big Sibling, make a post and ask. There’s an old post on the subject here, but it’s not updated very often.

I’ve got a story ready, but I need a beta. You guys are obviously good at this kind of thing – will you help me?
Probably. Put up a notice on the Board and see what responses you get. This community isn’t exactly a free beta-reading service; we do favours for each other, yes, but generally our lives are busy and we stick to writing missions because that's what we love most. It's really up for grabs as to whether anyone around here has both the time and background knowledge to give you a hand, but we’ll try. It's more likely that someone will be interested in beta-reading a mission than a non-PPC fanfic. Take a look at our list of beta readers and send out some emails; it never hurts to ask.

Someone is telling me my mission needs work. What gives? I thought I had Permission!
You do. However, this is a community that criticises bad writing, so we have to be very careful not to become hypocrites.

Several Boarders admit to being hesitant to offer even constructive criticism to anyone but the newest of newbies, because there seems to be an underlying feel that Permission equals a ‘You Can Write Well!’ diploma. It doesn’t, not always. Sometimes people get lazy, and if a person’s work isn’t quite up to scratch, we try to tactfully tell them as much. However, a lot of people are reluctant, because they don’t want to appear condescending or rude to their peers. This is a Problem, and it can only be solved by all members assuring each other that they are willing to listen to each other, just as we want badfic authors to listen to us. Remember, no one around here is trying to be mean. We just want to see good writing everywhere. That’s fair, right?

Can I add a new page to the PPC wiki?
Of course! We encourage everyone to edit and alter as much as they want. The only thing to keep in mind is that not everything is worth having its own article; link to other wikis if they’re more comprehensive. This place is just for PPC stuff.

When editing the wiki in general, please follow the established format for that page. If you don't know how, ask for help on the Board or on someone's Talk Page. Some things, like adding infoboxes, are a little tricky. Also, some people find it much easier to edit in source mode than Wikia's shortcut mode, and there are established problems with the shortcuts anyway (such as not being able to properly add infoboxes or images). You can switch to source mode using a toggle in the shortcut mode's toolbox. Doing this also enables you to copy and paste pieces of other people's code if you see something you like, and you will very quickly learn to do it yourself. Souce mode does have editing tips, which tell you how to do just about everything you'll need.

Finally, and this is important, please log in to make edits. It's incredibly disconcerting to some of us to see an unidentifiable stranger making changes to our wiki, and logging in is actually more secure for you, since your IP address will no longer show up.

I've found loads of badfics. I'm told there's a place to list them…?
Yes, the Unclaimed Badfic page. You could also go there to look for a badfic to use in your next mission.

Can I claim a badfic if I don’t have Permission yet?
Yes, just don’t get ahead of yourself and claim too many. Lots of us have extremely long waiting lists, and many stories just don’t get done. Best rule of thumb is to only claim the ones that really upset you.

I’ve been warned off Legendary Badfic several times already, and I only just got here! It can’t really be that bad, can it?
Yes, it can.

There’s a reason we constantly warn against reading it. Some people think it's funny to link newbies to these stories just to see their reactions. Others seem to consider getting through it some sort of test of character. I repeat: Don't. Really, don't. No one's going to laugh at you for not wanting to risk it - in fact, we'd applaud you for resisting the temptation.

There’s a lot of crazy stuff around here. I don’t suppose there are any mad scientist types around HQ?
Well, some people have done experiments on Mary Sues…

Erm, a lot of the things the Flowers do seems… unethical. The safety regulations alone are terrible. Don’t our agents have rights?
No.

Are all PPC writings missions or other wordy documents?
No. There are various PPC games played in the form of Board role plays such as, the PPC Boarder Shipfic Fest, All-HQ Water Fight, Fill the Plothole, Birthday parties, Food fights, Fanfic Land, and many others. New games are welcome.

If you have other questions regarding any aspect of the PPC, please either look up the relevant articles here, or ask on the Board. If there’s anything you think belongs in this FAQ/Guide that isn’t here, mention it when you ask on the Board; we’re certain to have missed something.