User:Agenttrojie

Trojanhorse Heales-Shadowfax (Trojie) is responsible for recording the missions of Agents Trojanhorse, Gypsy, Lasa and Montbretia. She is highly smutfic-resistant but can't stand self-inserts. Don't make biological mistakes around her unless you particularly want a lecture with anatomical diagrams.

Trojie is also the nominal leader and one of the chroniclers of the All-HQ Australian Indoor-Rules Quiddich League, which is the only position of any kind of responsibility or authority she holds within the PPC. This is for good reason: she is Miss Kali of the Good Omens Fanfiction Summer School and the length of time between each episode just goes to show her lack of aptitude for this kind of responsibility.