Unclaimed Badfic

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Fullmetal Alchemist

 * Beautiful Tears. T rated
 * Tavi Rochman is the foster child of Adolph Hitler. She has no idea where she came from. The only clues are her metal arm on her left side and the necklace with her last name. One day she meets a boy who could just be the key to her past. Edward Elric... This is the same Sue that is discussed in this fanficrants post. Take it if you dare...

Inuyasha

 * All My Love. T rated
 * Actual story summary: Inuyasha and Kikyo's daughter are slowly falling in love. But what about Kagome? What does she thing of all of this? Join Inuyasha, the gang, and some new found friends as they discover love, hate, and much much more...
 * Summary from Author's profile page: Ok, for my first story, all my love. Kiki is kagomes half sister. Kiki's mother is kikyo. Her father married kikyo and had kiki. He was a priest and he knew how to work with magic potions. When kiki was just a baby he had to go to another village because they were attacked. Before he left he sprinkled something silver on kiki that made her age like a demon for her whole life. He left and never returned. They thought he was attacked by a demon and was killed. But he went throught the well and went to kagomes time where he met kagomes mother. He had kagome and sota and then one day before he went on a business trip sprinkled something multi-colored on kagome. That was so that when she turnes 15 she will start aging like a demon. then he got in a carcrash. They never found the body. Kikyo met inuyasha because of kiki straying off. Then when kikyo died kiki was three. when she was seven she left and went out on her own. She met Tukiko and Kasumi who fell in love with sesshomaru and had his child and then they got married. Im gonna make another story of how everyone met up again later.

Doctor Who/Torchwood
a fight for the unknown rated k+.
 * did anyone know that Ianto Jones had a twin sister? Jack did. What happenes when his computer and language genius of a sister meets the Torchwood team, will love blossom between our new person or will there only be dislike between them?

Cardiff Blues rated T
 * People are going missing off the streets of Cardiff. Is it kidnapping or something more serious? The Torchwood team investigate while a pizza delivery boy gets caught up in the mystery. R&R - Gary Stu!

Changes Are Coming rated M.
 * Some changes are coming for the Torchwood team, starting with some news from Jack's friend! Contains original characters. -- 23 (400 word) chapters in and there is seven Sues of which four are pregnant. Not for the faint of heart.

Iantorio & Elladora: Who Ianto really is rated T.
 * Harry Potter/Torchwood Xover: The war of He-who-must-not-be-named ended ten years ago, but is a new one about to begin? Slight Owen/Tosh. Gwen/Jack, Ianto/OC

Sabrina, Torchwood Style! rated T.
 * Torchwood/Doctor Who characters re-enact the movie 'Sabrina'. TOTAL AU. Torchwood doesn't exist, Jack's not immortal, Doctor's not a Timelord, etc. Multiple pairings, most feature Ianto. Also, probably a lot of OOC. Don't like? Don't read. That simple

Worthless rated T
 * She was nothing to her parents, just someone that can't succeed. But what will happen when she meets Captain Jack Harkness. - Author has several more unfinished Suefics. This one just is the longest.

Final Fantasy series

 * FFVII: Story of Rain Strife] T rated
 * Rain Strife who is Cloud Strifes brother has to kill Sephiroth because Sephiroth is sending comets to hurt people.

Harry Potter

 * Andi Black. K+ rated
 * Andi Black daughter of Sirius and Adalora Black, is put in an arranged marriage to her best friend after her father falls through the veil. HPOC
 * Gabriella. T rated (contains strong language and violence).
 * She is a beautiful girl. She is alone. She is the dark lord's daughter. Gabriella Martinez is trying to make it in America, when a mysterious accadent kills her mother and leaves her and a little sister. What they don't know is Voldimort wants her back.R&
 * Harry and Abby Potter in The Sorcerer Stone. K rated
 * MarySue, it's very much like the first one because everything has to be explained. Flammers and others who don't like MarySue don't read, just don't. For those who wanted them back up, here ya go.
 * Harry and Abby Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. K+ rated
 * It's a Mary Sue, don't like don't read. Flamers keep your thoughts to yourselves. Harry and Abby are in for a wild year, when Abby changes for life can they still figure out who's petrifying Muggle borns and try to avoid an annoying new teacher?
 * Harry and Abby and the Prisoner of Azkaban. K+ rated
 * Yes, it's a Mary Sue, you don't like don't read. Flammers keep your thoughts to yourselves. Anyway, Harry and Abby deal with Dementors, Sirius Black, an annoying Malfoy, and a werewolf for a teacher.
 * Harry and Abby Potter and the Goblet of Fire. K+ rated
 * Mary Sue story, don't like don't read. Flammers keep thoughts to yourselves. Harry and Abby just want to have a normal year at Hogwarts. Doesn't happen, they get pulled into a dangerous tournament, Abby gets a boyfriend and both have to dance.
 * Harry and Abby Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. K+ rated
 * Yep MarySue, don't like don't read. Flamers keep thoughts to yourselves. Harry and Abby are back once again and with a teacher who hates Abby, O.W.L.s coming up and having extra lessons with Snape they're going to have an interesting year.
 * Harry and Abby Potter and the Half Blood Prince. K+ rated
 * Yes it's a Mary Sue, don't like don't read. Flamers keep your thoughts to your self. And yes it's a redo. Harry's got a new book, he's been made Quidditch captain and Dumbledore wants them both to take private lessons with him.
 * Harry Potter and a Vampire's Fight. T rated
 * Harry gets turned by a vampire one night when he is eight. Follow him through his life as he learns how to control his powers. not sure on rating yet. not dure on pairing either.
 * Love Lessons. T rated
 * Hagrid uses the hippogriffs to teach the kids a special lesson about love. HarryHermione.
 * not afraid. K+ rated
 * war against Voldemort requires extra help for Harrry, but what happens when the strongest weapon has connections to death eaters that involve a broken heart and a family lie? Draco&Yvonne&Ron! Cat fights, Lies and stupidness... R&R!
 * Only in the Beginning. K+ rated
 * AU. They were abandoned by their parents and then taken in by other cousin. Together with their 'siblings' and friends they'll show the world who they are. Crossover with High School Musical. On hold and in editing!  Why How could anyone think that High School Crapsicle (sorry to any fans that may be reading this) and Harry Potter are compatible? The author's reason is that someone in HSM as the same surname as Lily, so therefore they must be related.
 * Sanctuary. T rated
 * HPxHG oneshot! Ginny bashing… They were chasing him and he needed to get back to his sanctuary. He desperately needed to get back to her… back to his home.
 * That's the way it is. T rated
 * ok so dere's dis girl stacey an harry an ron both like her but she onlie likes harry! so ron gets relly mad. idk im relly bad at sumarys so just red! Yes, the summary does indicate how bad the writing in this story is. Personally I could only read the first two chapters before I had to stop.
 * The Red. M rated
 * LOTR Crossover SLASH HPLegolas For ten years after the fall of the Dark Lord Voldemort Harry Potter has shut himself off completely from the world. So what could be the cause of the gates finally opening again.
 * thesuperfunnymynoseisrunnyextracrazystory. T rated
 * it is a super-funny-my-nose-is-runny-extra-crazy-story!
 * Wanting Something More. T rated
 * Brittany Zabini had it all, money, power, Draco Malfoy lusting after her. She didn't want any of it. A possible arranged marragige is thrown in and Brittany has to fight it, by falling in love with her 'fiancee's' rival? Better sum. inside. HPOC.
 * Why Mione Hates Ron. K rated
 * Ron is crude and stupid. A Ronbashing fic.

Lord of the Rings

 * Falling Tears (Revised). M rated
 * My own version of how and why Boromir betrayed the Fellowship, in a revised story. This is not for Boromir fans! A/L Slash! Part 1 of the 2-part ending is now up. Final chapter coming soon...
 * Reasons To Fight, Reasons To Wed. M rated
 * An AU where Legolas and Aragorn are married but face a threat from Meron, who wants Legolas for himself! New chapter!
 * Secret Love. M rated
 * SLASH The fellowship has been brought together again to defeat Sauron in another dimension namely Harry Potter's. There Sauron is now terrorising the world in Tom Riddle's body. Voldemort is Sauron.AL, SSRL, some DMHP, RWHG
 * Uuma ma’ ten’ rashwe, ta tutuluva a’ lle (Don't look for trouble, it will come to you). Adult ++ (Über Pit)
 * lotr/angel crossover; Angel and Willow meet The Fellowship. There are dark times ahead as Legolas has to face his past and a new twist lands him in turmoil once again
 * When Eyes Meet Eyes. M rated
 * Sequel to 'Little Stranger'! Elrond and Legolas must contend with their forbidden love. Rated R! Elrond/Legolas slash! Finally updated!

Frankenstein

 * The Love of a Monster. T rated
 * In a Beauty and the Beast storyline the Frankenstein monster has finally found his last hope in humanity in a young runnaway. Will she have the courage to love the most grotesque monster in the world, or shall she face the fate of all other humanity when

Fable

 * The Never Ending Battle. T rated
 * Taking place 14 years after the events of Fable, our main hero has a son and becomes the Guild Master. Will the son fallow in his path? What enemies and old friends will return? I update frequently. Read! Thank you.
 * THE PLAYSTATION DIAMOND SISTERS PART 1 FABLE K rated
 * THE PLAYSTATION DIAMOND SISTERS GO TO FABLE

Fire Emblem

 * Persons Unknown. T rated
 * An assassin is stalking the camp! Chapter 24: Florina finally tells Fiora of her dreams. X and Lyndis are stranded in the mountains of Bern with a storm closing in and so the two take shelter. Will they survive the night? Will they survive each other?
 * The Battle Wizard. T rated
 * A tactician with a mission that will send him everywhere across the continent of Elibe to fulfill. 'Classic' MarkLyn... EliwoodNinian... Hector? Need suggestion

Grand Theft Auto

 * Grand Theft Auto X. M rated
 * A focused Grand Theft AutoSonic XSimpsons crossover. Tails accidentaly wrecks Tommy's house so he has some deeds for Sonic Heroes. After being ridiculed by the Simpsons, Tommy makes Cream too aggresive. Claude has a illigitamate Japanese child. Inu.

Half-Life

 * Life of a Terrorist: CounterStrike. T rated
 * "i rule" - Seriously, that's the summary on The Pit.
 * Halflife:FullLife Consequences 2:WhatHasTobeDone T rated
 * John Freeman has to kill evil next boss and live up to fulllife consequences

Halo

 * Destruction of Balance T rated
 * A year after Halo 3 two ships go missing orbiting a strange planet. The Arbiter teams up with the mysterious woman Kassie to discover the reason behind the strange dissapearance. Is there perhaps a new enemy? And is the flood really gone? MCxCortana R&R
 * Halo: Halos in Space T rated
 * Aliens are coming to Joe Chiefs ship and he has to leave and go to Halo army base quick.

Metal Gear Solid

 * Metal Gear Solid: Fight of Metal Gears T rated
 * Jake Snake who is Solid Snakes son has to fight metal gears now becaus Solid Snake is dead

Tales of Symphonia

 * GrandKid T rated
 * Due to a unfortunate disaster, Kratos is left to care for his grandchild. Years after, the girl meets all kinds of people and starts an odyssey of her own.
 * Tasks of spirit T rated
 * Sequel to GrandKid. Two visitors from the 'Nagith', and a strange boy. Cheresea, Trethe and Chala are all facing enough problems of their own, then add the twisted Spirit Nagas, who plots to take the Universe for her own...as well as a certain mercenary... Cricket!

Reservoir Dogs

 * Orange's Girl T rated.
 * White has a daughter who falls in love with Orange...but what happens when they find out Oranges secret....OFCOrange Au fic. T for language.

Power Rangers

 * Dino Thunder: A Shade of Green. T rated
 * Kaylee Hanson moves to Reefside to experience high school normality after being in Blue Bay Harbor. However, normal is not what she finds when she, along with Kira, Conner and Ethan become Power Rangers and are dragged into a battle against Mesogog. This is the same Sue as the Ninja Storm one, but by a different author and using the next series in the Power Rangers continuum.
 * Now What? T rated
 * Conner's cousin comes to visit...but that's only the tip of a very large iceburg.
 * Power Rangers Ninja Storm: Redone. T rated
 * Instead of only having one girl on the ninja storm team, what would have happened in the series if there were two girls, Tori and Kaylee. How would things have been different?

Prison Break

 * The Impossible Becomes Possible K+ rated
 * A woman in Fox River? Is that even possible? What has this woman done to get sent to an all men prison? Could she have been set up by the company the same as Lincoln Burrows? Read to find out!

Narnia

 * The Youngest Goddess. K rated
 * There was only one Aslan called his Mistress, the High Queen Robecca, the youngest goddess in Heaven. Stripped of her celestial powers, she just wanted to fufill her punishment, except when she met Peter, all the rules changed. Read full summary inside!

Redwall

 * Katera the Seer. T rated
 * Katera finds love and heartbreak. Rated T to be safe.


 * The Assasin's Bride. K+ rated
 * It has been years since Salamandastron was challenged by Feragho the Assassin. Dumble has told the story many times, but one of the young ones has a pressing question about Ferahgo's past that can only be answered when a feeble old fox knocks on the Abbey

Star Wars

 * Fruits of Malice. T rated
 * In an alternate universe, Anakin Skywalker was taken from his mother at the age of four. He was raised as Darth Vader in a loveless, brutal environment. His life takes an interesting turn when he has an encounter with a certain senator from Naboo.

Stargate SG-1/Atlantis

 * The Colonel's Niece rated K+.
 * John always knew that if anything happened to his brother and sister in law he would be Alex's guardian. He just always wished it would never happen. Review! Eventual RononOC and Sheyla.


 * The Last of them rated T.
 * while the Atlantis expibition was expoloring the city they come across a mysterious girl in stasis. Could she really be the answer to a long lost prophecy and the last of the Ancients. Or is she a long awaited trap set by the Wraith to destroy Atlantis


 * My Friend The Wraith rated T.
 * A little girl befirends a wraith child, and then they are torn apart. When they meet again they are thrown into a veritable sea of adventures, rife with trouble and neardeath experiences.


 * Pathways rated T.
 * SGA1 rescues a 15 year old runner who's managed to survive on her own for 3 years. Team fic, but lots of Ronon. Please Review. Rated T for death. Last chapter up. I may cry.


 * Trial and Torture rated T.
 * A girl OC gets shipped to Atlantis where she falls for one and is wanted by another. SGASG1 Xover mostly Atlantis with some SG1.If you don't like torture sorry. 1st chapter is a bit slow, it gets better! R&R please REVISED