Mini/The Lord of the Rings



"Every name spelled wrong in 'Rings', a mini-Balrog gets its wings."

--Philosopher at Large

The mini-Balrog was the first mini ever, originating from the Official Fanfiction University of Middle-earth. This miniature fire-demon eats raw eggs, bacon and fangirls and is very adept at breaking up fangirl stampedes. They could, however, be adopted if one e-mailed Miss Cam and asked nicely. Mini-Balrogs are in high demand, so there is only one per customer (PPC agents may have two).

Miss Cam's Ever Growing List of Mini-Balrogs

However, she gave up offical adoptions some time back, and in 2008 another Boarder stepped in to help out, starting up an official Adoption Agency for the unadopted mini-Balrogs.

The Adoption Agency's List of Minis.