Spork

A spork is a utensil that has a spoon-like shallow scoop with the addition of the tines of a fork. It has many uses. For instance, it can be used to gouge out eyes while reading badfic. For that reason the spork has also become synonimous to making snarky comments about badfic a.k.a. sporking. There are many websites where Mary Sues are sporked.