Caroline Asleif

Caroline Asleif is a PPC agent in the Department of Mary Sues, Freelance Division. She is partnered with LJ Silverblade. Caroline was created by terrofen.

Background
Caroline was an accounts manager at a small law firm in New England when she unexpectedly ascended into godhood during a yogurt break. Having inherited the powers of Thor, Caroline proceeded to travel to Asgard, defeat the Ice Giants, and have sex with her girlfriend. The gods, satisfied that Caroline had fulfilled her mission, took back the power, and left her once more a mere mortal, albeit a mere mortal with minor super strength and a taste for violence. Caroline joined the PPC to curb her need to bash in skulls, though she was also looking for a chance to regain her lost godhood. Caroline was partnered with LJ Silverblade, son of famed Sue Jenna Silverblade.

Age: 34

Appearance: Caroline was a gym nut before becoming a god. She is over six feet tall and has very big arms. Her face is somewhat hawkish, though she has a strong jaw. Her hair is a very light blonde and short, sticking up in odd directions. She likes to wear tank tops and big boots.

Weapons: Caroline likes fighting with her bare hands, though she prefers hammers when she can get them. She's always looking for an alternate reality Mjolnir, in the hopes that it will return her to Godhood.

Powers: Caroline has minor super strength. (If she stretches first, she can pick up a VW Bug for a few seconds.) She also tends to conduct a lot of static electricity. This has never really been useful.

Lust Object: Tara Maclay, from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Tara from True Blood.

Mission Reports

 * Do You Believe?