Chliever the Corroder

Agent Chliever the Corroder is a member of the Department of Floaters. He is partnered with Agent Winston Chalmers in RC 74.

Appearance
Chliever is a huge, hulking mass of diseased flesh, over ten feet tall and weighing at least a thousand pounds. He has two antlers on his head. Like all Greater Daemons, he is summoned exclusively by human sacrifice to participate in a battle, and must return to the Warp once the battle is done. To counteract this inconvenience, the PPC designed a special inhibitor that prevents him from returning to the Warp. Chliever feels very little pain due to the advanced state of decay his flesh is in. He carries within him nearly every disease known, and can release them at his choosing. He wears a modified version of the regulation PPC jacket tailored to fit his impressive size. He has a pipe habit, citing a need to keep noxious gases flowing through his body.

Personality
Chliever generally puts out a gruff persona, but beneath it he is, put simply, a bleeding-heart. He is incredibly squicked by abuse fic, and spent his first week of duty in Medical due to contact with the Legendary Badfic Agony in Pink. Chliever has numerous pet peeves, and has been known to pick fights with people who interrupt him while playing video games or reading, or who insult his hygiene. As a member of Floaters, Chliever takes great pride in his versatility, and firmly considers himself one of "the best." In his own words, Chliever considers Floaters to be "like Blackwater, but without the murder scandals." He has a zero-patience policy on the widespread phenomenon of "Discontinuity." Though conditioned excellently by FicPsych to have morals and accept friendship, he has been known to revert to his bestial original persona at times, usually due to a malfunction in his inhibitor. Being punched in the face returns him to normal. He also really hates it that Medical sanitized his Plaguesword. He despises junk e-mails, but has a rather unique method of getting rid of them: he forwards them all to the address of the late North Korean tyrant Kim Il-sung, whom the government claims is still alive.

Family
It is unknown if Chliever is married, but it seems likely, given that he has three idiotic brothers-in-law: Algort the Contaminator, Pustol the Mortifier, and Burt the Stealer of One Sock from Each Pair. Back home in the Warp, he has spawned thirteen Nurglings, to whom the greater part of his paycheck gets sent. They eat it.

Chliever and Winston were given a Mini-Death Tree called "Yuske," saved from their first recorded mission, as YuYu Hakusho currently has no OFU to send it to.

And, of course, as is the case with all Great Unclean Ones, he was budded off the Chaos God Nurgle, and is thus a part of him. As such, he will answer to "Nurgle," though it'll probably make him blush.

Other
Chliever is a very physical fighter, typically relying on his massive bulk to get Sues worked over. He can even fight with his tongue, should the need arise. He also, like all Great Unclean Ones, carries a massive Plaguesword adorned with the pus of Nurgle himself. Chliever's has been sterilized by Medical, but still functions as a powerful weapon. The Plaguesword was destroyed by the Mystery Assassin.

There is some gossip in the halls that his name is a portmanteau of "chlamydia" and "fever."

Timeline of PPC career
2007:

Chliever recruited from Space Marine Suefic by Agents Gargon and Van Dyne; Van Dyne dies in fic.

Chliever partnered with Gargon.

2008:

Macrovirus crisis. Chliever and Gargon avoid it entirely.

2008 Mary Sue Invasion. Gargon slain. Chliever partnered with Twinker.

Robecca exorcism. Chliever and Twinker take part.

2009:

2009 Gender Bender Crisis. Chliever is affected.

Twinker caught attempting to disrupt continuum of Real World; Decommissioned.

Chliever partnered with Winston.

Mission #1 - YuYu Hakusho human born demon.

Mission #2 - The Demon Hidden Within {YYH-Kurama}(for girls)

Brothers-in-law move into the RC

Mission #3 - my fanmade version of fma

An undocumented mission involving Dragonball and Rocket Power

Mission #4 - Poor Eponine

Wins trophy for "Worst Formatting Killed" from Agents Fritz and Silas.

Mission #5 - The Phantom and the Fop