Embryo Extraction Kit



The Embryo Extraction Kit or EEK, colloquially known as the debugger, is used by the Department of Improbabilities, Department of Bad Slash, and any other needy departments to correct male pregnancies.

This is a rather unwieldy affair consisting of two needles, resembling the bug removal devices in The Matrix, each on one end of a long, clear tube. One end goes into the navel of the pregnant male, the other goes into the navel of the (more) natural mother. There is a "large, blue, candy-like button" at the mother's end. This is pressed to initiate the matter transfer, which looks like glitter flying through the tube accompanied by a squelching sound. It is perfectly painless and efficient.

After an embryo removed by the extractor has grown sufficiently, it may be placed in an Illogical Incubator.

Use in Missions

 * "Son of..." (The Lord of the Rings), Agent Dee (DBS - HP) with Agent Alec Troven (DI)
 * Possibly the EEK's first appearance.