Silavren

Silavren was a Mary Sue slain by Agents Jay and Acacia. She appeared in a Lord of the Rings badfic.

Character history
Silavren was the uncanonical daughter of Aragorn who could turn herself and others into animals. She was fond of wearing cherleader skirts (in Middle-earth) and fistfighting with gangs. She threatened to kill herself, and then Aragorn, because Aragorn was trying to force her to marry and have children

Character demise
Jay and Acacia killed Silavren with fire breath from their dragon disguises.

Charges
Elvira and Silavren were (posthumously) charged with "being Psychofeminists, with being Mary Sues of the nth degree, of shapechanging gratuitously, of detaining to right and noble beings in Middle Earth, of banging one of the aforesaid right and noble beings about like a ragdoll. Actually, that last just applies to YOU, Elvira, as well as being a godplayer, making up fates, making up a title, being a tyrant, being an all around bitch, upstaging the canon characters, making up a sweet and gentle race of dragons, and generally screwing over canon."

Mission Report
[ ], Agents Jay and Acacia, Department of Mary Sues