Bonsai Mallorn

The Bonsai Mallorn is the small tree that heads the Department of Geographical Aberrations. Prior to 2004 HST it was a member of the Department of Personnel, acting as a secretary for the Sunflower Official. When Dafydd Illian was expelled from the Department of Mary Sues, the Bonsai Mallorn joined forces with him to found DOGA. It has remained in control ever since. According to Narto Telyan, it sounds like Galadriel.