Tess

Secretary to the Department of Sufficiently Advanced Technology, this agent is usually just referred to by her given name. She is affiliated with Techno-Dann, and presumably is responsible for cataloging all of the various technological breakdowns and mishaps throughout the PPC. She keeps her files extremely neat, and is described as "young, wore glasses over her blue-green eyes, and had her blonde hair neatly worked into a bun at the back of her head. She would be the perfect Nice Little Old Secretary, except she looked to be in her early twenties."

Tess keeps an Uzi in a panel below her desktop.

History
Tess was recruited from a Matrix Suefic, in which the principal culprit was the only female Agent ever to exist and fell in love with Agent Smith. Since Tess herself was only a bit character, the PPC decided to deputize her.

Missions
Although she assists Techno-Dann, technically Tess has never gone on any missions. Her full backstory can be found here and here. She also appears in Dann's Backstory.