No, Marty Stu, We Expect You to Die

For Your Eyes Only is a truly, truly horrifying fanfic in the Naruto fandom. Despite the title, it has nothing to do with James Bond. It takes place in an AU which resembles 21st-century Real World Japan except, for reasons which presumably make sense to the author, all the student characters have been transformed into hermaphroditic toddler-sized beings with animal ears and tails. Despite the fact that they still have human intelligence, speak human languages, and are permitted to own property and money, they are the "pets" of the adult characters, and have no rights over their own living conditions or breeding cycles. The author completely fails to notice anything remotely creepy about this. Also, even though they're supposed to be hermaphrodites, and their human mono-gendered selves are not like this at all, they fulfill every single offensive gender stereotype possible to the extent that one wonders if the author was using a checklist. Every single one of the characters, "pets" and humans alike, are so OOC they could not see their normal selves with the Hubble telescope, and the author portrays rape turning to Twu Wuv in a skin-crawlingly off-hand manner.