User:Buta no Kaabii

I am the Squickproof. There is no fanfiction that can break my will, and in all probablility, there will never be. I spat in the faces of the worst stories on the net. I laughed at Celebrían and Subjugation; I read That Series in a night, and my ability to drink coffee remains unaffected by Draco's Christmas Cuppa. Few of the Legendary Badfics remain to be read, and that will soon change. There is no disgust; there is only pure cold fury.

And now for some basic statistics. Insane: Yes Squick resistance: Unholy Level of PPC-related activity: Very High Writer: Not as of now Permission: No Reserved 'fics for PPCing: None Lust object/s: None whatsoever Grammar, spelling and usage: Usually impeccable Amount of Legendary Badfics read: Individual complete, one series Favorite continuum: Kirby Familiar with _____ Canons (Probably incomplete, very large): Disgaea, Jade Empire, Harry Potter, Redwall, POTC (Partial), Monkey Island, Abhorsen (Partial, Temeraire (Partial) Halo (About half), Kirby, Legend of Zelda (Partial), Metroid (Partial), Spyro, some Marvel and DC comic book-verses (Partial), Cave Story, Star Wars (About 3/8), Mega Man (Partial), LOTR (Large gaps), Tsubasa Chronicle (Partial), Cardcaptor Sakura, Fullmetal Alchemist, Elder Scrolls, Crash Bandicoot, James Bond, Ratchet and Clank, Grand Theft Auto, Trauma Center, La Corda D'Oro (Partial), Avatar: The Last Airbender (Partial), some more obscure to semi-obscure fandoms