Gwendolyn

Gwendolyn Elizabeth Huntington was a Mary Sue slain by Agents Jay and Acacia. She appeared in a Lord of the Rings badfic.

Character History
Gwendolyn was a girl from Earth who inserted herself into the Fellowship by claiming that nine was not a logical number and stating that "maybe another should go with them and then there would be enough for the nine and the dark lord." She owned a Magical Necklace of Mary Sueness that defended her against weapons.

Charges
Gwendolyn was charged with "disrupting the canon by joining the Fellowship of the Ring, manifesting weapons, owning a stupid deus-ex-machina-plot-device-magical-item, causing the Ringwraiths—all nine—to become very unimpressive indeed, making EVERYONE state everything ... For yanking everyone out of character, most ESPECIALLY Lord Elrond. For coming to idiotic conclusions and causing others to do so as well. For RUINING the numerical symbolism Tolkien established. For carrying large heavy backpacks and calling them light, and otherwise screwing with weights. For screwing with grammar. For not even TRYING to be consistent. For usurping Frodo's symbolic actions. For being, and I stress this—for BEING A MARY SUE."

Character Demise
Jay wrapped invisible yarn around Gwendolyn's neck and left her, half-strangled, in Shelob's lair.

Mission Report

 * "Gwendolyn" (alternative link), Agents Jay and Acacia (DMS)