Antigravity Apple

The Antigravity Apple is the head of the Department of Improbable AUs. Where it came from is unknown, but it sounds like something that would happen on the Discworld. Whatever its origin, it is probably a cosmic relative of the apple that is famously purported to have hit Isaac Newton on the head, inspiring him to develop the theory of gravity. Every family has a bad apple...

Despite all of this confusion on its origins, our contact, Mr I. M. A. Appalle, has reported the Antigravity Apple to be a very sociable and friendly person, er, sorry, apple. Mr Appalle even managed to hold an interview with him, the trancript of which is shown here.

I M A Appalle- So, Antigravity, what do you do as the head of a department?

Antigravity Apple- Well, I used to just do nothing but paperwork and commisioning day after day.

IMAA- Used to? Can you elaborate?

AA- Now I have a secretary. And I can now indulge in my private hobbies.

IMAA- What sort of hobbies does a sentient apple indulge in?

AA- Well, look at the pot calling the kettle black. I enjoy falling on people's heads, incidentally. And now, I think, is the time to meet my secretary. Meet Miss Moo.

IMAA- EEEK!

(Munchy munch type noises.) Although not much information can be gained from this report, we now know that a) the Antigravity Apple takes after his ancestors in terms of hobbies, and b) he has a cow as an assistant. Strangely enough, we have not heard from Mr Appalle since the interview. We suspect Foul Play.