Radioactive Moss Creature

Ever since the devils rebelled against Heaven and got kicked out, they have been trying to find a way back in or, failing that, a way to send a weapon to Heaven.

When they didn't have any success with their attempts, they tried to just make something - anything - that could go there. Surprisingly, what they came up with, was the Radioactive Moss Creature. It was able to withstand the light of Heaven, but it was pretty useless, since it wasn't the least bit evil or dangerous. So the devils started to experiment on it, trying to copy its resistance to the Heavenly light. The experiments were extremely painful and it is not a time the RMC has happy memories of, but it ended when a devil decided to defect from Hell and as her first good deed, freed the RMC.

It followed her to Earth where she met up with some angels and then, having nowhere else to go, followed the angels to Heaven, much to the surprise of the angels. It was detained by the angels of Wisdom, who then started subjecting it to experiments. It wasn't quite as much of an improvement as the RMC could have hoped for, but at least the angels used sedatives during the experiments and it was allowed to use its spare time to read, watch TV and play games.

This went on, until the angels of Heaven's Internal Security got impatient, declared the RMC a sleeper agent and demanded it executed. However, before that could happen, the archangel of Death took an interest in the RMC. She invoked an obscure rule, stating that she has a right to veto any execution in Heaven and the RMC was spared. What then happened and how the RMC got out of Heaven, is unclear.

It figured in a couple of shot fics set in the original story's continuum and in the yearly Christmas crack fic, that the author writes with her friends. This is also where it met Mittens.

However, in the end, it was deemed just a little too weird to work properly in the rather straight-faced main-story. It is believed, that it either fell through one of the many plotholes in the crack fic to the PPC or simply went there, having nowhere else to go.

List of minis
Mini-Reapers: Galliefrey and Toclafaine. Note: These were rescued from a fic and the agents so far haven't been able to contact the original owners, if there are any.

Mini-Aragog: Jane. Same as above.

Mini-Darkspawn: Gray, Sir Jory, Hightever, Crow, Leilana, Gregoir, gunlock, Anitivian, Antivian's, Zav, Lylium, Antivain, and Riorden.

Mission Reports
Agents Mittens and the RMC take on their first fic, a Harry Potter/Doctor Who crossover in Better Than Revenge

Interlude, in which we see that the agents haven't been keeping up on the latest events in HQ. Interlude 01 Makes-Things

Beyond and Above aka. The Great Mini Rescue. A mission in the Dragon Age: Origins continuum. First part. Second part