They Did What with a Baseball Bat?

Character History
Maddie and Terrah started out as two apparently-normal Muggle girls, who were staying up all night on a dare. Lord Voldemort and Wormtail Apparated into the house for unknown reasons, whereupon the Sues discovered their immunity to magic and proceeded to beat the two wizards up with a baseball bat and an umbrella. Dumbledore appeared and attempted to erase their memories. When this didn't work, he explained the entire wizarding world to them and invited them to attend Hogwarts. They repaid him by going off on tangents while he was trying to talk to them, laughing at what he said for no apparent reason, and referring to him as "Dumdoor".

Character Death
Because of their immunity to magic, Maddie and Terrah were killed via axe and sword, with assistance from a stomping by Naomi. Their bodies were dumped in Deathly Hallows-era Knockturn Alley, where nobody would care about the corpses of two Muggles.

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