Fountain of Bleepka

When an agent has been on a particularly grotesque mission, he or she would often like nothing more than to swim in the Fountain of Bleepka, a large structure near the HQ Cafeteria. Bleepka is a Bleeprin derivative, consisting of Bleeprin mixed with vodka substitute. Swimming in the fountain is guaranteed to erase all but the most indelible traumatic memories from one's brain.

The Fountain is known to be surrounded by bronze statues of Mini-Balrogs

At some point in 2010, the DIA got involved in an incident where the Fountain was filled with whipped cream, but it can be assumed to have been dealt with quickly. (Source)

It has been rumored that the HQ Pool is somewhere near the Fountain of Bleepka, but so far, even the most enterprising agents have failed to find it&mdash;at least, in our universe.

Appearances
The Fountain has appeared numerous times in the history of the PPC. Some examples include:


 * DOGA's Interlude 1, when Thanduril the Mini-Balrog fell in love with one of the statues.
 * As a piece of scenery in the PPC Computer Game.