User:Kippur


 * A kippur is a unit used to measure the awfulness of a book. [. . .] Using a very precise formula involving the number of pages, the amount of purple prose, the urge to throw the book against the wall, the amount of times 'wtf' is uttered, and use of book as an insomnia cure, the kippur is derived.


 * &mdash;Kippur's LiveJournal

Kippur, also known as Kippurbird, was an early PPC Boarder.

Kippur is the reason that the Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC list exists. Even outside the PPC, Kippur is known for sporking The Inheritance Cycle, as well as a handful of other bad novels. Kippur wishes for agents Alec and Lorac to appear in their own published canon, someday.

The Protectorate of Plort, Konti-Nyuum features an alternate version of Kippur, as a Knight of Plort, in "The Tale of Kippur the Bird".

Published Works

 * Kippur's main sporking home
 * Kippur's articles appearing in Geek Speak Magazine
 * The Tropes of Fantasy Fiction, published nonfiction