Charge List

A PPC Charge List is a list of all of the crimes that an authorial presence or a Mary Sue has committed against the canon. PPC agents are required to compile a charge list during each mission and to read the charges to the Mary Sue prior to her extermination. The Mary Sue is required to be alive and reasonably conscious at the time of the reading.

A sample charge list, from the Department of Technical Errors:

''Evelyn Eliza, you are charged with being a Mary Sue, with falling into Middle-earth through a plothole and speaking Westron without any prior knowledge of it, with bashing both Arwen and Galadriel, causing Legolas and Elladan to be so out of character that we lost two CADs to PPCing you, especially making them fall in love with you, fight over you, have children with you, and attempt rape on you....Sleeping with both Elladan and Legolas without either one knowing, having bad grammar, separating letters from their words, putting a saddle on Shadowfax, having unnaturally quickly gestating babies, and with having upwards of 77 period-comma substitutions. For this, you are sentenced to die pending a punishment that is fitting for you.''

--Agent Isaiah, Mission #4: Your Unhappy Elladan

Besides the individual charge lists, there are PPC Basic Charge Lists for general use. The PPC Basic Charge Lists are there to give agents a rough idea of what to charge a Sue with and are not normally used exclusively to kill a Sue. These encompass the following fandoms:

Lord of the Rings

Lord of the Rings: Special Interdepartmental Elven Languages Unit

Jossverse (Buffy, etc.) - ''This link no longer works. Neshomeh plans to re-host this list when time allows.''

Bishopverse (Black Jewels Trilogy)

Pirates of the Caribbean

Star Wars

Pern

Hikaru no GO

Battlestar Galactica (2003)