Embryo Extraction Kit

The Embryo Extraction Kit is used by the Department of Improbabilities and any other needy departments to correct male pregnancies. This is a rather unwieldy affair consisting of two needles, resembling the bug removal devices in The Matrix, each on one end of a long, clear tube. One end goes into the navel of the pregnant male, the other goes into the navel of the (more) natural mother. There is a "large, blue, candy-like button" at the mother's end. This is pressed to initiate the matter transfer, which looks like glitter flying through the tube accompanied by a squelching sound. It is perfectly painless and efficient.

The EEK is also known colloquially as the debugger.

A screencap of The Matrix's bug removal device, which the EEK resembles.

Mission report with example use of the EEK.