User:Ineedbettername

=Gifts I've received from other Boarders=
 * A pair of pants with Pockets of Holding
 * A coxcomb, apparently a silly Shakespearian hat
 * A Frying Pan of DOOM!
 * A venomous arthropod (what I'm going to do with it I have no idea)
 * A tall ship with which to practice my plundering and boarding skills
 * A geode (a normal gray rock with SURPRISE! inside)
 * A plover, a small aquatic bird with a silly name.
 * A pet cat, whom I have decided to name Jack. It is my hope that he someday achieves sentience.
 * A plate of french toast, which I shall have for breakfast. Daily, if I discover that it never runs out.
 * A beam carbine rifle, with a sue eater gernade launcher. What a gernade is, I have no idea.
 * A mini-weapon, Emerald variety, named gernade.
 * A regular scarf that I've decided shall be purple.
 * A scarf of almost Whovian lengths. It shall be both a useful weapon and a tool to keep me warm in the colder continua.
 * A bag of jelly babies. They're quite good.
 * Some sort of goopy purple blob thing. As I'm not sure if it wants to eat me or not, I'm keeping it in its jar until further notice.
 * A barrel of fun. I suspect it's just about as dangerous as a barrel of Smilex.