Ein Frohliche Weihnachten mit Doktor Trollenfisch und Gabrielle!

Draco's Christmas Cuppa is a Legendary Badfic squickfic in the Harry Potter continuum featuring Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter, with the former being given a coffee enema. Harry then sucks the coffee out and drinks it. Yes. Out. And drinks it. With everything else that had been up there.

Its only saving grace is that it is short. A sporking of it can be found at Deleterius, here.