Luxury

Agent Luxury, sometimes called Lux, is a member of the Department of Bad Slash, Lord of the Rings division. She worked (among other things) with Agent Sean for a while. Sean seems to have disappeared, while Lux still appears occasionally to direct and aid (well, glomp and molest) lost and unsuspecting Agents.

She is decidedly nymphomaniacal, and interprets any sort of nudity as a proposition. This has led to some confusion, some taking of offense, and the occasional quarrel. She also dabbles in taxidermy, and once skinned a blue unicorn for Jay and Acacia.

Lux was also responsible for the planning and organisation of Agent Trojanhorse's birthday party, in which she made her entrance from a giant cake, covered in whipped cream. It was also revealed in this story that she sometims goes up to see her Department Head (the Queen Anne's Lace) just to talk, and apparently may still miss Sean.

When not engaged in her usual activities, Lux is a member of the Bad Slash team for the All-HQ Australian-Rules Indoor-Quiddich League. She is often touted as their "secret weapon", and has managed to survive two matches without any noted injuries.