Unclaimed Badfic

This is a list of all unclaimed badfic that has either been reported to the Board or has been posted here by disgusted Boarders/random people. If you are a random person, feel free to pop over to the Board to join in the discussion there. (Make sure to introduce yourself!)

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To keep this list tidy, please alphabetize and date entries. Badfic that has been on the list for more than 18 months should be removed, since it is unlikely anyone will claim it if they haven't already.

LAST CLEANUP: eatpraylove, 10:14 PM (EST), March 3, 2016.

Crossovers

 * "Alien Companion" - Not rated, should really be M - Aliens x A Whole Bunch of Other Random Things x World 1?? - 02 Aug, 2014 - NSFW, NSFB - Link leads to a spork.
 * Lessee here. Terrible slash, godawful pacing, some soapboxing, and incomprehensible invocations of the letter 'm'.... Not really sure where to put this since it's basically Xenomorphs in 21st-century New York, but there's also a bunch of crossover cameos (cameo crossovers?) with random games the author finds appealing. I could see an Intel mission being required just to figure out what to do with it.


 * "Demonic Heralds"- T rated - Mercedes Lackey-verse x Kyo Kara Maou! Returned from Claimed 29 May, 2014.
 * It was just another day in the great demon kingdom when two white horses showed up and turned the lives of 2 half-breeds upside down. Heralds/Kyo kara Maou x over. rating will go up in later chapers. Conrad/Yozak full summery inside.


 * "Dora Explores Silent Hill" - M-rated - Silent Hill x Dora the Explorer - Intelligence Report - NSFW/NSFB.
 * Dora explores Silent Hill, when all of a sudden she is on the run from a very sexual predator. Will Dora escape? or will Pyramid find her?
 * SkarmorySilver's notes: You hear that? That's the sound of me vomiting across the Atlantic.


 * "Fifty Shades of Ice" - M rated - Frozen x Fifty Shades of Grey
 * Elsa Grey and Anna Steele couldn't be more different. Elsa is worth billions, Anna is beginning college. Elsa controls the elements of winter, Anna reads and writes. And when the two get tangled in each other's web, fireworks go off. But Elsa has a much darker side to her than anyone d when Anna finds herself in Elsa's dark world, she quickly learns the art of submission
 * Femslash retelling of Fifty Shades using Frozen characters. 


 * "The Girl With The Snowflake Tattoo" - M rated - Frozen x The Millennium Trilogy
 * Inspired by Stieg Larsson. When young writer Anna Westerguard is contacted from the blue about a cold case in the Southern Isles she reluctantly takes on the case. But as she keeps hitting a wall, she finds herself toe to toe with Elsa Drage, a strong, young girl who will do anything to help Anna end it all Rated M: Strong Graphic Violence, Disturbing Images Including Torture/Sex
 * It hasn't got any graphic violence or disturbing Images yet, although the whole concept is disturbing enough. From the same author as "Fifty Shades of Ice".


 * "Harry Gamer (Revamp)" - T rated - Harry Potter x Log Horizon x a whole bunch of other things. (Reestablished March 3, 2016.)
 * Harry goes otaku and plays Elder Tales.
 * Desdendelle's note: Silly reason why Harry's suddenly living in the muggle world again, bad SPaG, a mishmash of canons without any reasons (seriously: Harry Potter, Log Horizon, Fate/stay night, Teen Titans, Pokemon, Warcraft, Naruto, Hunter x Hunter and Spongebob, possibly more), Sturry upstaging Log Horizon's protag and stealing his lines, Sturry being OP, etc.


 * "Magic by the Starlight" - T rated (should probably be M for language and Drarry scenes, especially in later chapters) - Harry Potter x Star Trek: The Original Series. (Reestablished March 3, 2016.)
 * A tale of a tragically lonely girl who transfers to Hogwarts and changes everything. It's really good you guys plz read!
 * Tawaki's comment: Textbook. Ab-so-lute-ly textbook.
 * DawnFire's note: The language is awful. The Sue is evil in an overblown manner, and is put in Hufflepuff by the Hat for no discernible reason. The Hat itself&mdash;I can't even. Gratuitous Drarry. An overly-Scottish Scotty who says 'aye' far too often and is, of all things, the DADA teacher. Also, an absolutely enormous number of AVPM/AVPS references. May be a "My Immortal" parody, too.
 * DawnFire again: After reading the two new chapters, I'm almost 100% positive that it's a parody. It's too intelligently written to be real. It's deliberately bad, references fanfic tropes, and seems to be going through a checklist of badfic traits. Also, if you look at the profile, the SPaG is perfect. That combined with a screenname containing the words 'bloody tears'... well, if it's not a parody/trollfic I'll eat my hat, that's all I'm saying.


 * "Metroid: the Gensokyo Project" - T rated - Metroid x Touhou. Returned from Claimed 29 May, 2014.
 * Gensokyo in the future is a desolate wasteland plagued by the evil of Phazon. Samus, a team of Federation marines, and a small science team do not know what evil lurks in the once beautiful land of Gensokyo. Neither do its inhabitants.


 * "Neutral Countries Can't Fight Dark Lords" - K+ rated - Hetalia x Harry Potter. Returned from Claimed 29 May, 2014.
 * In 6th year at Hogwarts Harry starts to act rather...differently. His anger is now Chopin not Capslock. With Hermione and Malfoy acting up too, what's going to happen? Features Austria, Prussia &amp; Hungary so far. References pairings.
 * Some of the Harry Potter canons... are possessed by the Hetalia canons. What. The. Heck. Not to mention Russia/Neville and Voldemort become buddies over their problems with women. As if.


 * "Perry and Victora meet Victor and Anita" - K rated - Phineas and Ferb x The Secret Show. December 23, 2014.
 * When Doofenshmirtz teams up With Doctor Doctor U.Z.Z, and Perry and Victoria are forced to team up. But Monogram hasn't told them that they are animals. How will Victor and Anita react? An will the job get done?


 * "Poetic Orgy" - M rated - NSFW - The Lion King x Balto, some others.
 * Various animal characters have sex.


 * "Secrets of the Void" - T rated - Warframe x Mass Effect. Added January 31st, 2015.
 * The Void: A strange, twisted place where logic as we know it fails us. Some say that it is a dimension of its own, while others believe it is the space between universes. Me? All I know is that I'm shoved into another universe with no way back, a universe which, until now, I only believed to be fiction. SI, my first non-first contact fic. Rating subject to change. T for blood.
 * Des' note: Well. Classic "SI falls into canon X". Immediately gets ultra speshul by somehow becoming a Low Guardian and taking control of the Technocyte Plague (which are, uncanonically, the same thing or something), which means bye-bye conflict of Warframe. Probably an OP Stu. I've no idea what this... abomination... does to the ME-verse because I've only read a few paragraphs from the first chapter.


 * "the shock of a lifetime" - T rated - Inheritance Cycle x Primeval x Doctor Who x Superman x (possibly) Twilight x a children's TV show the authors can't remember the name of. Returned from Claimed 29 May, 2014.
 * It was a normal day for Lana, Evie, Scoble, Megan and Caitlain. But that all changed when an anomaly opened in there class room and Murtagh, hansom and ever, jumped out and pulled them back through to his home world, Alegasia. after book 3 in 2 POV's.
 * Actually Megan and Caitlain don't go to Alagaesia until chapter ten, when they just turn up. Plus there are about four humans in the entire story: Evie, Galbatorix, Eragon and Murtagh. Connor, Abby and Becker are also randomly in Alagaesia, but none of them are human. At one point it swaps from third to first person halfway through a sentence.


 * Topaz Space Vampire Monkeys From Space - T rated - Twilight x Godzilla x Kingdom Hearts x Every random canon the author could think of. June 23, 2015
 * its teh best evar
 * Yes, the author is obviously a troll, but let's not dwell on that. At the beginning they're talking about sacrificing babies, then Godzilla appears out of no where when suddenly BAM Sora fighting something. It's a mess and just needs to be taken care of.
 * Some more advice, make sure you are adaptable. There are so many unexplained crossovers in here the author might as well have been re-imagining The Ultimate Showdown. Just... be prepared for absolutely nothing to make sense.

Black Butler

 * "I love you" - T rated. December 6, 2014.
 * 'But it's too late. I've lost you forever, along with my heart. I should have told you the first day you confessed to me, how I felt.' Better than summary. Three chapters and now complete, enjoy, and warning, you may want tissues for the first two chapters ;)
 * eatpraylove's note: ...I'm so confused. The punctuation is wonky, the timeline's nonexistent, and who's the author shipping Ciel with? (Based on her other stories, probably Sebastian, but still.)

Hetalia

 * "All of Freedoms Horses" - K rated. Returned from Claimed 29 May, 2014.
 * "why did papa want me" little liberty looked up"because your something worth fighting for" parental usuk and grandpa england/oc...my oc is liberty


 * "The Beginnings of love" - M rated, but nowhere near that. December 8, 2014.
 * Kiku Honda or as Japan as he was known to you that night Belarus dragged you to the world conference to get to Russia captures your heart. Love sprouts and in more ways than one. Rated M for later chapters. Reader X Japan
 * Holy Roman Empire, this story is stupid. The plot setup is stupid, the lack of punctuation is stupid, Belarus and Japan at least are OOC (seriously, a restraining order scaring Belarus away from Russia?), and...just ugh. At least it's only one chapter. 


 * "Brothers of Asia" - T rated. Returned from Claimed 29 May, 2014.
 * All the countries have gathered in Hong Kong for a UN summit, but once they all leave little do they know that in the shadows new enemies move to destroy the world we know starting with asia. Ch. 1 altered
 * Originally "Brothers of Aisa." The OOCness of the canons and ridiculousness of the entire story is tremendous. Several of the chapters consist mostly of horribly drawn out fight scenes.


 * "Everything i ask for" - T rated. Returned from Claimed 29 May, 2014.
 * Denmark and Norway are living in a fairytale life, all Denmark wants is for Norway to put on that ring. Their relasionship is put to the test when Norway reveals a shocking secret that will change thier lives forever. MPreg warning!
 * It only took the first two chapters to show that Norway was completely OOC. Every other character is also out of character, and I actually banged my head against my desk/wall while reading this due to sheer stupidity. Safe for Work, but your head/brain may ache afterwards, especially if you know and/or like this continuum.

Monster Musume

 * "Everyday Lunch for Monster Girls" - M Rated, Bleepfic. NSFW/NSFB. Returned from Claimed 1 Dec, 2015.
 * Kurusu Kimihito finds that sex isn't the ONLY thing his Liminal tenants crave... [vore, crackish]
 * Voyd's notes: That... just about sums it up. Half-assed explanation/justification for hard vore (which my IRL best friend describes as something that "nobody SHOULD be into"), and it descends into outright fetishized torture. ARGH MY BRAIN!

Naruto

 * "Destiny's Calling" - K+ rated. Returned from Claimed 29 May, 2014.
 * Naruto shippuden- Lady Tsunade had a daughter but because she is so powerful she was kept hidden until one day the Akatsuki find her. Will team Kakashi be able to save her in time or will the Akatsuki take her for their own purposes. Gaara/OC. Please review!
 * Tsunade has a daughter who has the super speshul Bloodline Limit that allows her to see the future, so is secretly taken care of by Tsunade's mother. The Sue is also Kakashi's cousin via her father, which is impossible due to Tsunade never actually having any relationship with anyone after Dan's death, and because Sakumo probably didn't have any siblings.


 * "My lover, the spy" - M rated - probably NSFW, definitely NSFB. January 29, 2015
 * Sometimes we keep secretes to keep the people we love safe but sometime you do it because your scared of them."Sakura honey can you phone back I am in the middle of something"he said whiles he shoots the guy in the head "Gaara don't you think about cutting me off your going to my mother for lunch and why is there banging noises are you cheating on me mister" he cringed at her tone
 * eatpraylove's note: Oh gods. I...I don't...everything about this is wrong, wrong, wrong! 


 * "Naruto Veangance Revelaitons" - M rated - EXTREMELY NSFW and NSFB
 * This may be a trollfic, but the author did WAY too good of a job making it bad. A jerkass Gary Stu, disgustingly sexual, extreme OOCness, and complete and utter obliteration of the English language, this one is very painful.
 * Nine Months In Hell - complete link - T rated
 * I LIKE PIE! oh sorry ummm. hmmm. read the story and find out. Warnings: MPREG YAOI stupidity major OOCness
 * *sighs* Well... At least the author told us it was going to be OOC. There are seven chapters in total, the last one an announcement about a change of website. It is highly likely that there are three other chapters on that site.


 * "SexyNoJutsu Gone Wrong" - T rated. Returned from Claimed 29 May, 2014.
 * What if the guys (Gaara, Naruto, Kankurno, Sasuke, Neji, Shikamaru, Kiba, and Lee) try the sexy-no-jutsu but there is one problem they can't turn back! Only Kakashi and Tsunade know so what happens when they are given tour guides for their stay. Or that's the story until a cure is found. Pairings: GaaSaku NaruHina KanIno NejiTen ShikaTem
 * 27 chapters, including three that are only author's notes and one titled "HaHa This Chapter Is Nameless". Bad characterization, a thin excuse for gender swapping (they have Lee doing the jutsu! The one character who can't do anything that requires chakra use!), an implausible plot (I doubt any of the characters besides Naruto would ever use that jutsu), painful grammar and spelling. For god's sake, bring all the Bleeprin you can get your hands on; there's recaps at the beginning of every chapter, and a lot of it is rapid-paced conversation with frequent scene-changes.
 * You know what boggles my mind about this fic? It got 320 reviews on the Pit. The vast majority are positive; not even concrit, just "ur such a good writter and i love ur stories please update soon! :)" and the like. Not NSFB by any means, but frustratingly, stupidly, facepalmingly bad to such an extent that it's occasionally funny.

Neon Genesis Evangelion

 * "Ikari Unleashed" - T rated. Returned from Claimed 29 May, 2014.
 * Shinji faces up against incredible odds as he continues his path. Will he be able to take the pressure mor will he crack all together. Ch11 is up
 * As depressingly bad as you'd expect from the summary. The OOC isn't limited to Shinji, and the way OOC!Shinji acts is almost as appalling as the fact the author clearly intends for him to be a sympathetic protagonist.

Pretty Cure

 * "Suite PreCure Meet the Dream Traveler" - K rated (though actually more like T).
 * A young ninja, Blaze, came from his faraway home in search for his younger sister. As he arrived in Kanon Town, he is greeted by Hibiki and Kanade aka Cure Melody and Cure Rhythm. When the evil emerges, Blaze joined the PreCures to fight the Negatones and Trio the Minor as part of the Dream Traveler's code. This is his story. Blaze is an OC
 * Translation: In a retelling of Suite Pretty Cure, a sociopathic Gary-Stu shoves his way onto the Pretty Cure team, steals moments of awesomeness from the canon characters, bullies and beats up villains (even brainwashed ones) and enters a relationship with someone who's underage. Has several sequels. Warning: Author is very hostile.

Yu-Gi-Oh!

 * "Jaden's Big Sister" - T rated. Returned from the Claimed list at January 31st, 2015.
 * Jaden has made it to duel academy, joining his older sister Aryanna, will thing run smoothly between them, or will things take a turn for the worst? Reviews are appreciated but please, no flaming, helpful reviews only.
 * Jaden's suddenly got an uncanonical, plothole-inducing big sister. There are other OCs, whose cards are stupid invented ones, that sister uses cards not released at the time of the series, and the SPaG is rather bad. This fic also copypastes (and butchers) entire duels from the anime. Ugh.


 * "Pharaoh Love (Complete)" - not rated. Returned from Claimed March 3, 2016.
 * I Don't Own Yu-Gi-Oh! Nana is a poor girl ever since her parents die. She posses the millennium belt and attempt Domino High School. Will she bring love to the Pharaoh?

The Avengers (Marvel Cinematic Universe)

 * "My Name is Classified" - T rated. January 29, 2015.
 * When I was five years old, I met the Winter Soldier for the first time as he wrenched the steering wheel from my dad's hands. It was also the year I had gotten into my first car accident. I was five, I was taught how to shoot a fully automated weapon. Half a decade into my life, I enjoyed seeing a life end at my hand. I was five years old when I figured out that I was a mutant.

How to Train Your Dragon

 * "Dragon Claims and Human Change" - rated M - NSFW. (Reestablished March 3, 2016.)
 * Hiccup didn't know it, but he's been chosen as a Dragon Mate. The world as he knows it changes, leaving him to decide – does he stay with humans or move on with dragons? Anthro-Toothless x Hiccup, mpreg, COMPLETE


 * "Hitchups" - rated T, should be M - NSFW. (Reestablished March 3, 2016.)
 * Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
 * Instead of becoming a hero, Hiccup leaves Berk an exile and travels the world with Toothless (who can now talk), meeting several women along the way. Hiccup also receives a magic bow from the god Thor. Everyone is OOC and Hiccup is a bit of a Gary Stu at some points in the story.


 * "The Misadventures of Hiccup and Astrid" - rated M - NSFW. (Reestablished March 3, 2016.)
 * Astrid and Hiccup have quite the private life together. Rest of summary inside.
 * No summary inside that I saw. I've seen some weird stuff, but Astrid's "condition" takes the cake.

Star Wars

 * "Destiny of the Sith" - T rated. Returned from Claimed March 3, 2016.
 * While Darth Sidious makes his own plans of destroying the Jedi, another Sith Lord, who perhaps more powerful than Sidious, makes his own plans which will result in the death of the Jedi and Sidious himself. Read and Review. AU.
 * Massive Gary Stu in this, two canon characters killed, and Ahsoka turned into a minor slut.
 * "The Springsteen trilogy" - Part 1: M rated - Part 2: G rated - Part 1 is NSFW.
 * "Yavin IV is too big a place for two lonely being who started the night looking for solitude and ended up sitting at the same fire to be anything but a coincidence."
 * I'm told Luke Skywalker/Kyp Durron is potentially squicky.

Tangled

 * "Men of Constant Sorrow" - M rated, NSFW/NSFB. Returned from Claimed March 3, 2016.
 * Flynn and Eugene hate one another.
 * And then they 'love' one another--in the worst possible sense of the word. How? Just. How?

Dresden Files

 * "COPS-Stormfront" - K rated, but T would be more accurate. (Reestablished March 3, 2016.)
 * A warlock, Hank Mitchell, keeps tampering with time in an effort to unmake Harry Dresden before he can save the world but fate keeps setting Harry back on course. In this story Harry is actually a cop, just like his twin sister.
 * Don't bother looking for this "warlock", he is nowhere to be found in this world where Harry was adopted by the Murphys. Then they are killed, with Harry and Karrin as sole survivors. But events then snap back to some sort of canon, with bad plagiarism, butchering of the plot, bad logic, worst scenes changes ever and the removal of so many significant events from the original Storm Front that the result feels really bland. Oh, and Murphy lets Bob inviting itself in her body because reasons.
 * (Un)fun fact: despite being her so-called favorite, the author NEVER gets Murphy's name right, because Karen is so much better than Karrin.

Harry Potter

 * "imma Wiserd" (rehosted link) - M rated. (Reestablished March 3, 2016.)
 * mi stori ritten by me about me goin 2 hogwarts
 * Very blatantly a troll, but you have to admire his, uh, dedication. Also, heads up for blatant racism, sexism, and every other -ism under the sun.


 * "It's only a song" - K+ rated. Returned from Claimed March 3, 2016.
 * What happens when a new girl arrives during Harry's sixth year? What will happen when she gets involved in the lives of others? Will she ruin the Trio's friendship? Or make it stronger?

The Hobbit

 * "Of Half-Bloods and Courtings" and its sequel - T rated; M rated. Returned from Claimed January 15, 2015.
 * ​ Bilbo has been sort of rejected by Thorin's supposed life long friend for the courtings and it is up to a half-blood to get Thorin and Bilbo back together before it is too late. Eventually Bagginshield and OC and Nori. I DO NOT OWN THE HOBBIT! ONLY MY OC I OWN! Rating changed to T for cursing later on.
 * Warning: horrible smut and Bagginshield mpreg (and fainting Thorin) in the sequel. Thorin has a fiancée with a name like a Pokémon. Flaming Sue (literally). Gets plus points for snogging Nori instead of the Line of Durin, but that's it. *hiss*

The Lord of the Rings

 * "The Dark Rider" - T rated. Reported November 4, 2014.
 * A young rider falls into middle earth durring the war of the rings. Tenth walker story, legoromance..possibly a MS
 * Book girl fan's comment: It's a tenth walker fic, and seems very much a Mary Sue, with spelling mistakes and lack of capitalization even in the summary.


 * "How to Thank You//Legolas Story" - not rated, hopefully K or T. Returned from Claimed February 2, 2015.
 * And then, he came down the aisle, and I saw him. Tall and lean, he wore a silver tunic and white tights. He was exactly the way I last saw him, solemn and graceful. His golden hair shone as it fell flawlessly down his back to his waist, and his eyes seemed to shine like diamonds. I tried to look as composed as I could when he walked past. And when he did, he turned his head ever so slightly in my direction, and his eyes lit up, his lips curled upwards in a smile which melted my heart in an instant. I dropped my gaze to my hands and waited until I heard Legolas's feet stop until I finally looked up again.
 * DawnFire's note: As the summary and title tell you, it's a Legomance. It's also from the Circle. It features a Sue named Lauriel in the Third Age, who's Arwen's sister (younger by two years) but not the twins'--they don't seem to exist. Just after her mother, Lady Celebrain's, death, this ten-year-old Elfling runs off, meets Legolas (unnamed at the time but said to look around her age), nearly drowns, and is saved by said unnamed Elfling. Being Elflings, Legolas of course teaches Lauriel-of-the-Quenya-name to shoot an arrow, because of course Thranduil gave his son a bow for his last Name Day. What's Legolas-the-infant/toddler doing near Rivendell, you ask? He's shooting at trees because plothole. And so the story continues with the entire War of the Ring skipped over in favor of going straight to the wedding of Aragorn and Arwen. And, er, the coronation of Legolas, as his father is, um, stepping down from the throne. I'm not sure I could make this nonsense up if I tried, it's hilarious. And I'll just leave you with the mental image of Thranduil and Elrond translating their Sindarin and Quenya greetings to each other in parentheses...and Lauriel using modern swear words in her head...


 * "The mistakes we made" - T rated - Intelligence Report. (Reestablished March 3, 2016.)
 * On the brink of a war, a daughter of Elrond returns home. The ring has been found and the council of Elrond must make a decision. Follow her as she makes her own mistakes and observe the fate of an elleth that tried to change the world.
 * "The Royalmaiden's Journey" - K+ rated. Returned from Claimed March 3, 2016.
 * When Arnuriel is sent to follow the Black Riders, she has no idea what kind of journey is waiting for her. She sets off with the Fellowship of the Ring for an adventure of a lifetime. Legolas/OC.

Tamora Pierce

 * ​"The Avatar" - M rated. Returned from Claimed March 3, 2016.
 * ​ Alex, daughter of Gainel and Eliana leaves her home in the Realms of the Gods to stay with her mothers brother in Tortall, the Coopers.


 * "I Mustn't Love You" - M rated. Returned from Claimed March 3, 2016.
 * Keladry and Lord Wyldon kept captured by the Scanrans and a mage who likes to enjoy his prisoners. What is Wyldon to do when Kel is taken advantage of? Eventually Kel/Wyldon.

The Thief/Queen's Thief series

 * "The Thief: A Different Story" - T rated. Returned from Claimed March 3, 2016.
 * Based on The Thief by Megan Turner. What if Eugenides had been a girl?

Warriors

 * Night & Dawn - K+ rated. Returned from Claimed 23 January, 2016.
 * Three She-cats, Nightkit, Dawnkit and Moonpaw are born into ThunderClan destined to guide the Clan through its darkest times into the light. This is their story.

Adventure Time (with Finn and Jake)

 * "Epic Adventure Time" - K+ rated. February 26, 2015.
 * An epic adventure involving both Finn/Jake and Fionna/Cake versions of Adventure Time. A girl named Angel inherits a magical bracelet from her mother, and gains the ability to cast spells and travel between the real world, Finn and Jake's world, and the Ice King's imagined world, A.K.A Fionna and Cake's world, eventually saving all 3 with the help of her beloved friends.

Doctor Who/Torchwood

 * "My Forever Girl" - T rated. (Reestablished March 3, 2016.)
 * Sam Nightingale thought her life was simple but when a strange man with a blue box turns up and hers and Clara's doorstep, things get complicated pretty quickly. Who is this man? Why does he refer to her by another name? the Doctor/OC (going to do 9/10/11 and 12)
 * The Sue is the Doctor's long-lost childhood sweetheart from Gallifrey. Because she's a speshul chosen one, the Untempered Schism has thrown her into various TV episodes (but only post-relaunch ones for some reason) along the Doctor's timestream. Yes, a blatant cross between River Song and the Impossible Girl.


 * "Together" - T rated.
 * The Doctor misses Rose and wishes he knew a way to get her back. When he visits a planet he finds a person who knew he was coming. She may have a way to bring Rose back to him. They pick up a stray who is a larger mystery than the Doctor. Can they help her find happiness before she gives up? Set after Donna traveled with him.
 * Introducing Katie, the mysterious psychic matchmaker Sue who can see between universes with no trouble at all.

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

 * "Spikes hate, thier love" - T rated.
 * They had forgotten his birthday. For that they will lose his love, and gain his hate. The Mane 6 lied and forgot about Spike to go to a Wonderblots show. Now Spike has changed, and they don't like it. Can Spike ever forgive them, or will his hate for them be to strong after their lies. They are antro in this one. Bad words
 * Tawaki's comment: ...technical errors like whoa...


 * "Spike's Main Six" - T rated.
 * My first fanfic. Spike has some feelings for the elements and some others. He will have more girls that care for him then he knows what to do with. There's a poll on y profile. Check it out.
 * Tawaki's comment: Same author, same notation.

Once Upon a Time

 * "Once Upon A Crack" - K+ rated. (Reestablished March 3, 2016.)
 * This is a random story revolving around Rumple


 * "Once Upon a Time I Used to Love" - T rated.
 * read it to find out.
 * The second part is where it really pours on the suck.


 * "Photo Booth" - K+ rated.
 * Emma and Regina are secretly dating and have a little too much fun at a party which ends with a very drunk Mary Margaret and fun in a Photo Booth (also a bit of Red Beauty). ONE-SHOT
 * Far too much OOCness to be explained by a simple overabundance of alcohol.


 * "The Plot" - T rated. January 3, 2015.
 * The Royals are kidnapped by the Evils and held hostage for an evil plan to take over. I suck at summaries. Plz R&R NO FLAMES! first Once fic. AU, ooc sort of, Rated T cuz idk
 * There's an entire chapter with no line breaks. Can't speak for the OOCness since I don't watch the show, but that sort of error is never OK, ever.

Phineas and Ferb

 * "One Agent's Love" - K+ rated. 12 March, 2014.
 * Perryshmirtz romance story. An -inator starts it all..Perry x Doof. (DISCONTINUED)
 * ...This is one of those times you wish humanity knew which characters are and aren't allowed to be shipped. Unfortunately the author wasn't smart enough to know shipping a platypus and human is a bad idea.
 * Thanks to a certain episode where the two ended up on a relationship talk show together, the pairing is vaguely explicable, though still weird. Ship aside, this thing mangles canon pretty badly, with Phineas aware of Perry's secret agent status, and Perry somehow able to talk. (In canon, the former would result in either Perry being sent to live with a different family or Phineas having his memory erased, and the latter isn't possible since Perry is a sentient-but-still-unable-to-speak platypus.) And the English language is mangled as well, though slightly less than the canon is. At least it's short.

Sanctuary

 * "What's in a name Roses wine and pain" - M rated. NSFW. Returned from Claimed 29 May, 2014.
 * John Druitt/Nikola Tesla SLASH, dubcon, angst, VERY DARK Everyone knows that true power is given, not taken.

Stargate SG-1/Atlantis

 * "The Genius and the SO" - M rated. Returned from Claimed 29 May, 2014.
 * Sheppard/McKay AU John never had a family. He was military, raised from birth knowing what his future held. He was destined protect and sleep with some genius scientist for his country. What he never expected was to love and be loved. SLASH
 * The world is changed into a totalitarian state, child soldiers, 95% of the population is forcefully sterilized, and forced breeding programs. The characters are thrown for a nice, large twist.

Star Trek

 * "It's not a blender it's a coffeemaker!" - T rated. (TNG) Returned from Claimed 26 August, 2015.
 * Syan is an Elvic healer needed for a long mission, but when her innocent flirting lands her a husband she fights with her family that she didn't marry a blenderDataOC
 * Summary says it all.


 * "Red Dragon" and "What is There To Do in Space?" - T rated. NSFW (TNG) Returned from Claimed 26 August, 2015.
 * Kunsei, a young Commander, has a tortured past aboard the U.S.S Malinche. Now on the Enterprise, she is determined to prove her new reputation to the captain who treated her so badly, until everything goes wrong.
 * Data and new Transfer, Commander Kunsei, decide to take a break from the usual duties of the Enterprise.
 * Fifteen-year-old commander. In a relationship with Data for no discernible reason (The second fic is smut). Can shapeshift into a dragon and gets cybernetic implants. Has a tortured past. No scene breaks, and some really random Picard/Riker slash. DEFEATS THE BORG QUEEN. I'll stop now.

Supernatural

 * "The Path Unwinding" and its sequel, "The Path Unwinding part 2: Winchester Legacy" - T & K rated. Returned from Claimed 29 May, 2014.
 * Dean and Sam pick up a new member on their team in the battle for the world. Will she be a help or a hindrance?Set Season 3/4,Dean has a year left, and he wants it to count.First Supernatural fic - Don't own anything! Let me know what you think!

Teen Titans

 * "Musical: Things Change & The End?" AKA "The End of Ends" - T rated.
 * Beast Boy, saddened by the events of the episode Things Change, finds his life tumbling down and in a fit of depression, runs away from Titan Tower and quits the Titans. Shortly after this, a black hole opens up in space and starts to suck in Earth, as well as other galaxies. As this is happening, Jump City is attacked by three villains, all of whom serve a higher power: Count Logan. After a brush with the three minions, the Titans are shocked to learn from the Doom Patrol that Beast Boy was killed. Thus begins a struggle between the Titans and Count Logan, who plans on destroying the entire galaxy with the help of an ancient artifact forged by Trigon known as the Dark Prognosticus.
 * Beast Boy is a whiny ingrate who (spoiler alert... not) decides to destroy the universe with the help of a book from Super Paper Mario and a few minions of Carmen Sandiego's because Terra dumped him. Note that the fic blames her and the other Titans for Beast Boy's descent into nihilism. Oh, and it's by the guy who wrote My Little Unicorn. And it has a sequel.


 * "Recruits" - T rated.
 * The Teen Titans need a new team of superheroes. They find six heroes who need them as they need each other and learn to accept others, no matter what. BB/OC, Robin/Star, lots of OC/OC. Please read. I suck at summaries.

Winx Club

 * "Winx Club: Secrets of the Dragon Flame" - K+ rated.
 * Bloom, Princess of Sparks, thought she was the sole survivor of her planet and the sole keeper of the dragon fire. But she was wrong, one day a strange teenage boy shows up with magical powers similar to her own. Upon battling she soon realizes just who this boy is and that they must work together in order to stop the deadly shadow dragons from destroying the magical realm.
 * A guy that has fairy wings and makes Riven look like a saint shows up, claims he's Bloom's brother and bosses the Winx around.

Gilbert and Sullivan

 * "The New Wife" - K rated.
 * This story is about Fredrick and Mabel's new life together.
 * No plot. All single sentence paragraphs. Nothing but non-sequiturs. Childish bickering that thinks it's witty banter. Everyone in it is a possession or a replacement. (On the bright side, whoever missions it will get the chance to sing the charges: "You are the very model of some really bad possession Sues." Admit it, you've always wanted to do that!)

Oedipus Rex

 * "Oedipus: The MPREG Edition" - K+ rated - added 25 Aug 2015.
 * A slash/mpreg version of the play Oedipus.
 * A totally pointless slash/mpreg version of the play, with the same plot but Oedipus marrying his male "mother".

William Shakespeare

 * "An Enigma of Ye Minds" - T rated - added 26 Aug 2015.
 * Shakespeare decides to write a play while he is drunk. Just a bunch of stupid OC's. Disclaimer: Everything, owned by someone else, is not owned by me.
 * Incomprehensible plotless nonsense with multiple F-words and terrible SPaG. Even when drunk, Shakespeare could still write better than this. (Note: Written in second-person informal singular, so the mission will require a custom "thou" crash dummy.)

The Elder Scrolls series

 * "Runaway With My Heart" - T rated.
 * Kayleigh Leanne returns to Skyrim after 13 years and she's to deal with Dragons and the Imperials. As she gets closer with dealing her horrid past, maybe a certain Stormcloak might be able to help her with it. A story of strength, trust, commitment, love and family. Main, Daedric, and Stormcloak Quests, and post-Skyrim.
 * With a game like Skyrim where you can do almost anything (and if you can't you can probably mod it), I'm immediately wary of any fanfic of it. 108 chapters of a Mary Sue and her children and one of the most boring things I'd ever read.

Fallout series

 * "Benny Sort Of Falls In Love" - T rated. Returned from Claimed 29 May, 2014.
 * A story that my sister made me make up. It was supposed to be about Benny falling in love, but then it got off topic, and turned into a... I don't even know.
 * When the AUTHOR doesn't know what's going on, it's a bad sign, and when nobody knows what's going on, you're going to have a bad time.


 * "Fallout: The New Beginning" - M rated. Returned from Claimed 29 May, 2014.
 * The Courier helped the NCR to defeat the Legion, now a new enemy comes and an old friend returns. To defeat all that opposes them,take over Vegas and take over the Mojave Wasteland for "the greater good" Yeah right!
 * I didn't add that "Yeah right". It's in the summary. As for the fic itself, it seems redeemable. The SPaG is decent, but the plot is stupid and implausible and the companions are OOC.


 * "weird day at the strip" - T rated. Returned from Claimed 29 May, 2014.
 * an unintelegent courier, a dress obsessed scribe, and a robot that can only speak in internet quotes search for a treacherous casino owner in a swivel chair... yep its weird
 * You can have a weird story WITHOUT it being bad.

Kid Icarus

 * "Kid Icarus: Shadow Uprising" - T rated.
 * Cardinal Drake lost her family, her friends, and her nations dusing a war long ago between the Gods. She then swore to revenge for the ones she lost, but soon Medusa returns to once again lead the Underworld Army to destroy the humans. Palutena asks Cardinal for her help and now Cardinal in conflifted. Join Cardinal in this made-up version of KI:U with new characters!
 * SkarmorySilver's note: "Join Cardinal in this made-up version of KI:U with new characters!" Think about that for a second...

Kirby

 * "Mended Hearts" - T rated. Possibly NSFB if you like the canon.
 * Everyone finds out Bun and Meta Knight are demon beasts, so what happens when they are alone together in Dreamland, on the run from both the good and bad sides of the war? Meta and Bun are not only left with mending each others wounds, but also their souls, spirits, and most of all, their hearts. CONTINUED! CH. 5, BUN FINDS OUT HIS SECRETS!
 * Anime-verse, taking most names and terminology from the Japanese version.
 * Most canon characters are thoroughly OOC or outright replaced, POV shifts are frequent and jarring, and logic is ignored to facilitate a plot which screws up canon to the point that it's nearly unrecognizable. Proceed with caution, Bleeproducts and at least one Crash Dummy.
 * To be more specific about the fic's insanity, it takes the common "Meta Knight is Nightmare's failed creation" theory to its very illogical conclusion. Bun is apparently not Parm and Memu's son and Fumu's brother - he's the son of Meta Knight and a "female Wolfwrath" (even though there's no implication that's actually a species in canon rather than a single individual, and it's called Chilidog in Japanese... where all the other terms are from) and his canon appearance is a disguise which doesn't even seem physically possible. Upon finding out that Meta Knight and Bun were created by Nightmare, the two get chased out of town by... basically everyone else in the kingdom, including people who should be undyingly loyal to them (such as freaking Sword and Blade!) and almost no in-character behavior is seen until at least a few chapters in.

Legacy of Kain

 * "Black Hearts" - T rated. Returned from Claimed January 30, 2015.
 * A retelling of Raziel's story. However, a new character is introduced, giving Raziel a romantic twist.
 * It starts out with a blatant Mary Sue, but then devolves into straight copy-paste of the script where the romantic interest barely gets any lines, and half of those are stolen.

The Legend of Zelda

 * "Bloody Tears" - K+ rated. Returned from Claimed 29 May, 2014.
 * Link has gotten himself into a bit of trouble so what do the Goddesses of Hyrule do they call on the one with Bloody Tears who is a stranger to their world and has no idea who the hero of time is Not OCxLink Will Be Confusing Mostly Experimental
 * ... No. We do not start outside the Zelda universe in a school where someone is talking about incest. We're not even to the second chapter yet!


 * "The King's Bride" - T rated. March 15, 2015.
 * For centuries, it has been tradition among the Gerudo for the newly crowned King to capture a maiden to be his wife. When his father dies, Link sets his eyes on the Princess of Hyrule, who's completely unwilling to comply. Will he convince her to be the Gerudo King's Bride, or will he realize he's bitten off more than he can chew? Zelink AU. A retelling of Beauty and the Beast.

Pokémon

 * "A twist of fate" - T rated. December 27, 2014.
 * Funny how one little twsit of fate can change your life forever, weather for better or worse. This is the tale of Nynx, she's a rainbow elemental, though her main element is ice, and considered the daughter of articunto. She was living happily in the forest with her brothers, up until they caught the eye of a rouge organization that is. Follow her and others through this tale.
 * eatpraylove's comment: Rainbow elementals? Red/makeup organizations? A legendary having children, and Sue children at that? This isn't Pokémon anymore, and now I'm angry. 


 * "May and Buster the Teddiursa in 'Adopting a Cute Bear Cub'" - M rated. June 11, 2015. (link goes to a spork)
 * May, who is 18, adopts a young Teddiursa named Buster to do... Things with. They end up frickle fracking.
 * May isn't even close to her proper character. Who asks for the youngest when they want to do stuff with them? No one should, especially not May. I do not recommend this to anyone who doesn't like bestiality.
 * "Pokemon Advanced Diamond XY League of Ultimate Legends" - K+ rated. December 27, 2014.
 * After end of his (XY)league Ash K/Satoshi travels for the ultimate league which is the zino league with some of his old friends and some new friends and advance shipping started during the so see how strong his Pokemon's become especially Pikachu who turns to be the most strongest with its huge number of moves. This whole adventure will be kept on going until the league
 * eatpraylove's comment: It only gets worse, folks. Scriptfic with literally no descriptions at all, mini-Missingno all over the place, and the same horrible English alongside other stupidity I didn't have the heart to uncover. (The author's profile says they're Bangladeshi, which might explain the horrible English but does not excuse posting it.)


 * "Rectified Anonymity A.K.A The Pokemon Story" - M rated, NSFW. June 12, 2015 (link goes to a spork)
 * It concerns the adventures of a young Pokémon trainer named David, who finds himself miles away from home in the middle of a massive rainstorm. His umbrella broken and his spirits flagging, he calls out his Gardevoir to keep him company. The story then becomes very disturbing, very, very quickly.
 * Some have said that it rivals "Agony in Pink" and "Chibi Usa's Seventh Birthday" in terms of violence, shock, and brutality. Personally I don't think it rivals them, but it's pretty dang close to.
 * Not for the faint of heart! Involves rape, suicide, Gardevoir, fatherxdaughter and many more disturbing themes. Luckily it's not long.

Resident Evil

 * "Resident Evil Stay Alive" - T rated. Returned from Claimed 29 May, 2014.
 * Stuck in a game, Rick and I have to survive and beat them all in order to get back out.We encounter all the cool characters, and try to keep a low profile.Although, I am a very out spoken person... dun dun DUUUUUUUN!Chp.78 up! Sorry for wait!
 * Okay, so this is so bad that I want to cry. Geography errors, nonsensical descriptions, OOC-ness, grammar issues, the timeline was murdered, loads of things are misplaced... It's still not done yet, but the Sue in it is really bad. I also really don't want the author to find out.

Sonic the Hedgehog

 * "5 Years of Missing Clone" - K rated. Returned from Claimed 29 May, 2014.
 * 5 Years ago, Amy was kidnapped and cloned. The clone was sent to kill Sonic and Shadow. Real Amy escaped, killed Eggman, became a warrior godling, theif, and assassin. Where does love fit in? IDK what pairing. MY guess, ShadamySon...For now. LOL!
 * Here, have a little segment from the story: "DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SPELL HATE?! A-M-Y!! YOU ARE THE DUMPEST GIRL TO EVER LIVE!!". Add that to the change from 3rd person to 1st person in the middle of a chapter and you have something that shouldn't have been written.

Touhou

 * "From the Sky and Beyond" - T rated. Returned from Claimed 29 May, 2014.
 * A man was trying to live a normal life until Flandre Scarlet literally fell into his hands. At that point, his life ceased being normal as he was pulled into a conflict that threatens both his world and Gensokyo.
 * Not much to say, but there is a solid 20 lines of text in a single paragraph. And all of it is speech. Wonderful.

World of Warcraft

 * "THE ETERNAL ONE" - not rated.
 * I don't even know where to begin with this one. I'm honestly quite frightened, and, yes, two litmus tests have gotten the same result for her now: 179. Her crimes include being the Aspect of Light AND an uber-speshul daughter of Alexstrasza and Korialstrasz, being an incredibly violent and ill-tempered Red, shoving a tauren into a cage for talking about something she wasn't in the mood to discuss, calling Lor'themar, Halduron, and Rommath her advisors, turning Lor'themar into a slavering, awkward teenager, being married to Lor'themar... the list goes on. KittyNoodles will gladly help if someone wants to tackle this, but won't risk her sanity trying to take it down on her own.
 * Find all chapters here.


 * "Tell Tale Heart" - K+ rated. Returned from Claimed 29 May, 2014.
 * Abandoned by his own people and left for dead at the Sunwell, Kael'thas' only hope lies in the form of a druid. But this druid is something else entirely. Romance and Hurt/Comfort. What's not to like?
 * How about a wussy Kael'thas being revived after his canonical death, OOC characters, and a warped timeline? Not to mention a Mary Sue.
 * "The Island" - rated T. Returned from Claimed March 3, 2016.
 * Deathwing, the Aspect of Death, and Alexstrasza, the Aspect of life, have been stranded on a mysterious island after a group of adventures attacked N'Zath during a conflict between the two. Now they must survive together, and survive the emotions the have
 * You heard that right, ladies and gentlemen. Two of the most powerful beings in the World (of Warcraft), an Old God, and geographical aberrations. How can one pair of agents hope to overcome all of that? Answer: they can't. This will be a multi-department operation.

Homestuck

 * "Homestuck high" - M rated. Returned from Claimed 29 May, 2014.
 * Join the cast of homestuck as they go through high school! They face dark magic, pregnancies, drama and more! It has multiple pairings and ADULT CONTENT plz review this is my first story
 * "Nepita came from the rapprochement of Neptune and flys through the windpw smelling like the rottan corpses of a hundread falcons who eat the spit of neckbeerds and cry form the rapped childs of acquiescene and luggaged toward the willting flower."

Jeff the Killer

 * "How It Starts, And How It Ends" - Not rated.
 * A fanfiction not for the faint of heart. May contain sexual content in later chapters. [WARNING FOR FOUL LANGUAGE]
 * *coughs horribly* This follows every Jeff the Killer fanfiction cliché possible. And falling in love with Jeff after three days? Please hon, save your horniness for another character.
 * Just... THEY DO THE DO IN CHAPTER 8! Luckily you don't read it because the author didn't bother to write the smut scene, but you know it's happened.
 * "My Beloved Killer" - Not rated.
 * Jasmine Price is a 17 year old girl, who lives in Denver, with her abusive parents. Jasmine only has two friends Cam and Rose. She goes through life everyday being bullied at school and at home. Jasmine meets Jeff the killer and wonders can she love a killer?
 * This is another plain clichéd fic. The main character (a really cliché emo goth girl who "hates almost everyone except her few friends") is bullied for no reason and it's unrealistic to the extreme. It really ruins Jeff as a character, just like most other Jeff the Killer fanfics.
 * "Never Go To Sleep" - Not rated.
 * Maya's just a normal girl. Unfortunately, she is the only girl to have escaped Jeff the Killer. When she escapes she thinks it's over, but she has no idea that this is just the beginning of her love-filled nightmare.
 * Follows most, if not all, Jeff the Killer badfic cliches. Falls into the traps during chapter 1 when Jeff doesn't kill her. Also contains bad pacing and stuff Jeff wouldn't do. 

Slender Man Mythos

 * "SlenderMan's Daughter" - Not rated.
 * Mayzen is a simple goth girl in high school, but her father is Slenderman.. Miley and her lil group call her Freak, Creep, Googly Eyes and other things.. The only person she trusted was her bestie Vlad. Could she face her father? Or live with his deadly secret?
 * *Sigh* Boring cliché main character who (as usual for creepypasta badfic) spells everything out and doesn't let the readers draw conclusions themselves. Grammar is horrible, same with spelling, and it's a mess. Around 24 chapters, sadly.


 * "Slenderman..." - Not rated.
 * Since this story has no description, I'll just tell you how much it sucks. The author is obsessed with full stops and gets Slender Man's character all wrong. The main two characters aren't even interesting and follows the goth girl and has semi-abusive parents clichés. There's much more wrong with this, seeing as it's under romance for some reason, but you'll just have to read to find out. (40 chapters.)
 * "The Thing Called Slenderman" - Not rated
 * As Tera thought the Slenderman was just a game monster, she and her encounter him faces to no-face. The characters and setting are changed to protect the identites of me and my friends.WARNING; about a couple pages are sexual so don't freak out.
 * Bad grammar, spelling mistakes, and pointing out every unnecessary detail, as usual for creepypasta badfic.