Poison Ivy

The Poison Ivy is the head of the Special Interdepartmental Elven Languages Unit in the Department of Floaters (formerly in the DMS).

Very little is known about the Poison Ivy. The few details collected here have been gleaned from Agent Lambda's mission reports and other documents related to SIELU.

She is definitely referred to as a "she" in Lambda's reports. She likes tea and the color pink. She seems to be something of a taskmaster, denying Agent Lambda any Bleepka until all her post-mission paperwork is handed in. She may have both an excitable streak and a melancholy one, evidenced respectively by a) her reaction to SIELU's first assignment, and b) her disposition when Lambda was assigned a co-mission with Agent Alec Troven in the Department of Improbabilities. However, she seems to be on good terms with the DI's director, the Reannual, since she asked Lambda to give it her best regards.

Appearances
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 * "Defile Finrod's Name and Die" (Silmarillion), Agent Lambda (SIELU)
 * Once upon a time, the peaceful existence of Middle-earth was disrupted by sudden appearance of Tinúviel Forest in an undisclosed location. In that forest there was a village, and in that village lived a girl named Kairi Ciryatan, whose parents were named Finrod and Luthien. The Poison Ivy didn't appreciate little Sues defiling Finrod's name...
 * "There Is No Miss Magic in Middle-earth" (Lord of the Rings), Agent Lambda (SIELU) with Agent Alec Troven (DI)
 * Have you heard about a Miss Magic competition in Middle Earth? How about Succubi? Or Elves named Shandris the Princess of Mirkwood and Scylandara? No? Neither has anyone at the PPC. Agents Alec and Lambda are sent to save the continuum.