Bleeprin

Bleeprin is a medication ofter used to soften the trauma of appalling badfic.

Hazards
Avian and were-bird Agents cannot take it, as it wreaks havoc on their resipiratory systems; most of them use Suebuprofen instead. Bleeprin must not be mixed with any Stuffs, as the ensuing explosion could take out a wall.

Bleeprin products
The following products are made from Bleeprin:


 * Bleepesteem: A bluish liquid made from Bleeprin and Essence of Self-Esteem.
 * Bleepka: A mixture of Bleeprin and vodka.
 * Bleepkass: A mixture of Bleeprin and kass, the latter being a tealike beverage from the Firebird continuum.
 * Bleepolate: Bleeprin and chocolate.
 * Bleeprum: Bleeprin mixed with rum. Common in the Pirates of the Carribean continuum.
 * Bleepsinthe: Bleeprin mixed with faux absinthe. Use with caution.
 * Bleepto-Dismal: Diluted Bleeprin.
 * Bleepulan Ale: Bleeprin mixed with Romulan Ale. Restricted to the Department of WTF and Agents coming from very bad fics indeed.
 * Bleepuvor: Bleeprin mixed with miruvor. Overdose simply gives a ten-second vision of Elrond Peredhil saying to read the label next time.
 * Bloffee: Bleeprin mixed with coffee.
 * Blumble: Bleeprin mixed with Scumble. Caused hallucinations in the SO.
 * nm&nms: Bleepolate m&ms that come in bleen, blello, urple, and wilver.
 * Pan Galactic Gargle Bleeprin Blaster: Bleeprin mixed with a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster. Often abbreviated to PG2B2.