Sunflower Official

The Sunflower Official, sometimes called the SO, is the head of the Department of Mary Sues. It is said to be the oldest of the Flowers.

Harm from Agents
Not all Agents are sane, and even the ones that are get furious from time to time. Once, the SO was tied up and surrounded with bear traps. Another time, an Agent used the Avis spell from Harry Potter to conjure up several species of goldfinch, as goldfinches just love sunflower seeds.