User:Ineedbettername

=Gifts I've received from other Boarders=
 * One pair of pants with Pockets of Holding
 * A coxcomb, apparently a silly Shakespearian hat
 * Frying Pan of DOOM!
 * A venomous arthropod (what I'm going to do with it I have no idea)
 * A tall ship with which to practice my plundering and boarding skills