Iza

Agent Iza is an inexperienced agent recruited from a Star Trek bad slash fanfic. For a year she was partnered with Agent Sedri in the Department of Mary Sues, but her inability to deal with blood and death led to being reassigned back to the DBS.

She was created and written by (Not-Agent) Sedri, but has recently been handed over to Trojie and Pads as a partner for Oscar Henson in the Division of Mpreg.

Appearance
Toothpick thin and rather pale, Iza could be rather lovely if she ever put any effort into her appearance. She has very long, stringy black hair and pale eyes, and the natural Bajoran ridges on the bridge of her nose.

Personality
Newly recruited from the poorly-written fanfic of her birth, Iza is in the process of discovering her own personality. Coming from a graphic slash fanfic, she is unable to understand the concept of modesty and can therefore be embarassingly frank. Having been written as a bit character, she has no concept of leadership or standing up to a more dominant force.

Perky and exhaustingly energetic, Iza can be extremely childish, but randomly has moments of total calm or depressing fatalism. When dealing with slash or smut, she can be remarkably professional, but has recently discovered that blood and death leave her quite ill.

She retains an excellent sense of Narrative, particularly the Laws of Narrative Comedy, and an unshakeable belief that any emotional or psychological problems can be cured by bashing people around the head with heavy books. Her monitors from the Department of Fictional Psychology consider this to be an excellent example of fitting in with society.

History
Iza was recrutied from an R-rated slashfic in which she was written to be the Matchmaker!Sue's sidekick. She completed three bad slash missions with her rescuers before being sent to aid Agent Sedri with a Trekverse badfic involving both bad slash and a Gary Stu.

Upon completion of the mission, having foolishly declared a desire to help kill Sues, she found herself permanently assigned to Sedri as an assassin-in-training.

Shortly afterwards, both partners helped to defend Medical during the 2008 Mary Sue Invasion.

As of July, 2008, Iza has made next to no progress in actually killing her targets.

July, 2008: Iza and Sedri assisted Agent Lunac (and a good number of other agents) in dealing with a Narnian Goddess-Sue(part two).

January, 2009: Having failed to strengthen her stomach against bloody deaths, and after breaking The Rules by using a canon character as a method of assasination, Iza's training as an assasin was abandoned and she was sent back to the Department of Bad Slash.

February, 2009: Iza was assigned to the recently-formed Division of Mpreg, and paired with Oscar Henson.

Mission Logs
All mission logs for Iza and Sedri can be found here.


 * Tom Paris is NOT a Wimp (Part One), Part Two: Agents Sedri and Iza are sent into a Star Trek: Voyager bad slash Stu-fic; behold the terrible mischaracterisation and astoundingly low level of technology. (Rated: R)


 * The End of Hope (Stardust): Agents Sedri and Iza deal with a pathetic Mary Sue claiming to be Yvaine and Tristan's daughter. (Rated: M15)


 * Menage A Trois (Real Person Fic, Narnia Cast) (Temporarily partnered with Agent Veridian Green.) Menage (Rated: R)


 * The Vampire King of Narnia: Sedri and Iza take on a Narnia/Twilight/The O.C. crossover, in which Peter Pevensie is turned into a vampire by a Mary-Sue. (Rated: M15)

Transferred to the Division of Mpreg and partnered with Oscar Henson


 * Dreams (Harry Potter)


 * Lady Light Skirt (Merlin)