User:LightDarkPheonix

General Description Section
1) I solemnly swear that I will get permission before posting, and if I do, I will start posting. Before doing anything. Seriously, I've been lurking around the PPC for what feels like ages now, and y'alls seem like my kind of people.

1.5) I'm not going to ask permission for a while. I'm kind of really meticulous about this sort of this, so I'm probably going to spend the next couple of months obsessively reading sporkings and fanfic universities before I ask for permission. It might even be a while before I post on the board. Lies. I've posted. Thanks to Antigone68104, nat3k, Sevenswans, Herr Wozzeck, son_of_heaven176, Outhra, 99Hedgehog, Autumn_68 and Ailavyn Siniyash for the greetings. Especially to Outhra for the loads of questions she answered about various PPC things. I promise, I will get my friend to post at some point (I'm going over to her place soon, so we can do it then), because we do in fact want to make agents. Eventually, of course,, look at the top of this section.

2) Yes, I misspelled phoenix. That misspelling is intentional and dates back to my first fanfiction.net account (which I promise is now long dead, along with the fics that were originally on there... *shudders* I'm so sorry House and Wilson.

3) I might be posting on AO3? Fanfiction.net is only accessible at school for me... so... yeah... I will post there though. I promise!

Now It Is The Time To Mercilessly Toot My Own Horn
I write fanfiction! Hopefully it's good (people think it's good, that means something, yesh?) and so hopefully any of you lovely people will read it.

It's Sherlock. It's Johnlock. With dabbles of Mystrade. There are also some... strange... omegle RPs that I posted under that same account (LightDarkPheonix, over at Archive of Our Own).

Warning: A lot of my longer fics deal with suicide. I use them as therapy, so that's the reason. If you don't like that, don't read.

I WANT CONCRIT. Seriously, folks, it would be REALLY useful to me.

The Section Where She Describes Herself In The Third Person
LightDarkPheonix (referred to hereafter as LDP) was born in the capital of a state in the United States of America. She is currently in her freshman year, and is fourteen years old. As she discovered fanfiction when she was nine/ten-ish, she hopes that she's gotten all her bad writing out of her system, and that her current fics are not terribly cringe-worthy. By cringe-worthy she means turning Dr. House from House, M.D. into the Hulk (She is not kidding. She actually wrote that. If the PPC ever finds it, she gives you full permission to do whatever you want with it).

She was driven originally to the internet as an escape from the Real World, because at the time the Real World mostly involved avoiding being bullied and trying not to feel continuously depressed. She credits fanfiction with giving her something to live for (as pathetic as that sounds) by giving her a medium to get her emotions out in a healthy fashion (hopefully decent angst fics).

Her original fandom is either Star Trek or Harry Potter, but the first fandom she read fanfiction in is House, M.D., a show she was obsessed with until its quality started to go downhill (in her opinion). Her obsession than transferred itself to Star Trek, which is why she can spout random trivia such as Spock's blood type (T-) and the year of the last baseball world series (2042), and then sprouted and branched out into H2G2, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Twilight (for a very short, very embarrassing period she actually liked the books... she now thinks they are a product of a Master Sue, but that's besides the point), Discworld, Sherlock Holmes in general, MLP: Friendship Is Magic and about fifty other fandoms (she doesn't remember all of them... that's how many there are), including Harry Potter, which she loves because she sees herself way too much in Remus Lupin, but that is beside the point.

Her knowledge of LOTR is limited because she has only been able to read one and a half of the books, because of reasons involving leaving the book in New Hampshire and the school year ending (she's going to start reading them again, as soon as she's done with The Book Thief, promise) and likes to think of the movies as a separate universe, the same tactic she used to keep sane with the Harry Potter movies (which are good, but do not follow the books as much as she would like). She also admits to thinking it awesome that Smaug is voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch, but Smaug/Bilbo pairings make her uncomfortable. DragonXHobbit=/=something that could work. Ever. Unless it was an AU where they were both human. Ah, the negative side effects of spending most of her time on AO3. She will admit to Bagginshield. But only as AU reading. Specifically one fic. But that's not the point.

LDP discovered the PPC while reading the "My Immortal" page on TV Tropes. She clicked on the TV Tropes page for the PPC, lurked around the wiki and the Board for about a year, than decided to start posting.

That, folks, it the very oversimplified synopsis of fourteen-odd years of life.