User:Crystal

A woman who would far rather be studying for an MPhil in Fanfiction than the one on "Nutrient/gene interactions in Breast Cancer".

She is quite possibly a very dull person. Currently she is writing her "magnificant octopus" or MPhil thesis as it is sometimes known. She believes that it may possibly be the most boreing book in creation!

All current evidence points to the fact that, at nearly 25, she could well be the oldest, or possibly second oldest currently posting border, and therefore officially an adult. She finds this deeply disturbing, she has remained a student for the past 7 years in order to delay this!

Crystal is dyslexic and thinks that anyone who uses their learning disabilities as an excuse for not trying their hardest should be shot! She is also wondering why she is referring to herself in the third person!