Unclaimed Badfic

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Fullmetal Alchemist

 * Die Alone. - T rated
 * This story is about my character Kujo Novel Rosuto, meaning Destruction Novel Lost. Discontinued due to the fact people can't be nice about it


 * Lost. - T rated
 * When Aeris, Mustang's sister, comes to Central to visit her brother, she meets the Elric brothers. Will they fall? Later: Will Ed be able to stop Aeris from leaving when her father dies? EdxOC, AlxOC cussing, violence


 * Lost Revised. - T rated
 * Ed and Al meet Roy's sister Lea and she knows a thing or two about the stone and more EDOC ALWINRY ROYRIZA


 * We'll find you. - T rated
 * Sequel to I hate her, But I love her. Four years have passed since Ed's been on the other side of the gate, and Steph and Al are ready to find him, but who are these people that look just like Al and Steph on the other side?

Ranma 1/2

 * Fatalism - M rated
 * "Ranma helped save two sister's from there mother's killer and are adopted into the Saotome family. Five years later Genma is killed by Shampoo. What is Ranma to do?"
 *  There are so many spelling errors it's not even funny. Ranma inexplicably has an older brother who uses a sword.  I can't make heads or tails of this damn thing.  NSFB 


 * The Wish of an Immortal Part One, Part Two - T rated
 * Self-insert OC paired with Ukyo. 64 year old Caitiff takes down the vampire who created him with the help of a magical sword.

Wolf's Rain

 * Golden. - T rated
 * A wolf joins the group on their hunt for paradise. What is the truth of her past? No Pairings.. DISCONTINUED

Spy Vs. Spy

 * I Hate You - T rated.
 * Spy Vs Spy Fanfic. There seriously aren't enought of these. Black spy and White spy romance. Yes, that means slash. No likey, no ready. Flame me and i'll rip out your innards and roast them over the embers. 'cough'. Review!

Crossovers

 * Final Attempt - Not sure of the rating. Stopped reading. - Ranma 1/2 x Sailor Moon
 * Akane and Shampoo have decided to get married. Ranma, Ukyo, and Kasumi have gotten in a three-way marriage.  They adopt Sailor Jupiter from an orphanage.


 * Green eyed reincarnation. - M rated - Harry Potter x Saiyuki
 * What would happen if our dear Harry Potter was the reincarnation of a character who had already saved the world before? What would change if this occured? Pairings: HP/HG but other pairings. Mentions of child abuse. Saiyuki crossover. Harry is Hakkai (no, damnitall, physical similarities do not indicate cross-canon relationships) who has been reincarnated along with the rest of the Sanzo-ikkō (and a few others) to save the world once again. Poor grammar and shifting tenses are some of the other problems with the story.


 * Only in the Beginning. - K+ rated - Harry Potter x High School Musical
 * AU. They were abandoned by their parents and then taken in by other cousin. Together with their 'siblings' and friends they'll show the world who they are. Crossover with High School Musical. On hold and in editing!  Why How could anyone think that High School Crapsicle (sorry to any fans that may be reading this) and Harry Potter are compatible? The author's reason is that someone in HSM as the same surname as Lily, so therefore they must be related.


 * The Red. - M rated - Harry Potter x Lord of the Rings
 * LOTR Crossover SLASH HPLegolas For ten years after the fall of the Dark Lord Voldemort Harry Potter has shut himself off completely from the world. So what could be the cause of the gates finally opening again.


 * Iantorio & Elladora: Who Ianto really is - T rated - Harry Potter x Torchwood
 * Harry Potter/Torchwood Xover: The war of He-who-must-not-be-named ended ten years ago, but is a new one about to begin? Slight Owen/Tosh. Gwen/Jack, Ianto/OC


 * Secret Love. - M rated - Lord of the Rings x Harry Potter
 * SLASH The fellowship has been brought together again to defeat Sauron in another dimension namely Harry Potter's. There Sauron is now terrorising the world in Tom Riddle's body. Voldemort is Sauron.AL, SSRL, some DMHP, RWHG


 * Uuma ma’ ten’ rashwe, ta tutuluva a’ lle (Don't look for trouble, it will come to you). - Adult ++ (Über Pit) - Lord of the Rings x Angel
 * lotr/angel crossover; Angel and Willow meet The Fellowship. There are dark times ahead as Legolas has to face his past and a new twist lands him in turmoil once again


 * Susan's Secret - T rated - Narnia x H2O: Just Add Water
 * When Susan discovers Peter is adopted she is rather upset but when she gets a "fishy" secret of her own, she starts to understand why even people who love each other have secrets. Cross over with tv show H2o just add water. Peter/Susan


 * Crashed Here - T rated - Doctor Who/Torchwood x Harry Potter -- Department of Intelligence Report
 * The Doctor, Donna, Jack, Ianto, Owen, Tosh, Gwen and a young looking girl all find themselves at Hogwarts. They were sent here for a reason -- Torchwood / Doctor Who / Harry Potter crossover with a Sue.


 * Grand Theft Auto X. - M rated - Grand Theft Auto x Sonic X x Simpsons
 * A focused Grand Theft AutoSonic XSimpsons crossover. Tails accidentaly wrecks Tommy's house so he has some deeds for Sonic Heroes. After being ridiculed by the Simpsons, Tommy makes Cream too aggresive. Claude has a illigitamate Japanese child. Inu.


 * The Replacement Masters and its sequel, both T rated - Kingdom Hearts x Death Note
 * One: Kingdom Hearts/Death Note crossover. At age 21, Sora decides he wants to retire from heroics. With his traveling companion Riku, he trains a new keyblade master to take his place. Can an innocent bystander really take Sora's place? We shall see.
 * Two: After the events of The Replacement Masters, Sora and Riku find themselves as unwitting guests of an overbearing but kind-hearted matriarch. But not all is at it seems, with the Heartless continuing to spread at an exponential rate.
 *  Note: this entry was added by a troll specifically to spite the author. Your mileage may vary on the actual quality, positive or negative. 

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 * War and Peace - Rating not listed, but PG/PG-13 so far.
 * The character Sophia is dedicated to all the people like me and are huge fan girls of Astinos so put yourself into her part if you so choose. And I also want to note that Roxanne beta(ed) for me. Thank you Roxanne you’re the best! Summary: Sophia is told what her friends, Astinos and Stelios, must do to defend Sparta and her. Enjoy. Astinos, poor lad, is sexin' up Sophia.    No apparent historical research done by the author, who switches between first person (Sophia) and limited omniscient third person.

Pirates of the Caribbean

 * Always Searching - T rated
 * What can a lost captive say to a rugged, adventurous pirate?...Anything but no! She holds the key to a treasure, a secret. He tries to uncover it. Together they face exploit, lust, pain and.........love?not a mary-sue


 * Only A Girl - T rated
 * Will and Elizabeth have a baby and guess what! Its a girl! When the girl is fifteen she runs into an old friend of the family (we all know who that is). Could she fall for Sparrow or would she fall for her father's young apprentice Joshua? 50 year old pirate plus 15 year old Sue... Luckily, the author didn't get very far.


 * A Turner's Pirate Story-The True POTC story - T rated
 * After seeing her father brutally murdered by Barbossa and her brother William get shot in the shoulder and thrown overboard, Samantha Anne Turner is determined to uncover her past and bring her family and one true love (Jack Sparrow) back together... A. Gallowglass's note: Twin!Sue. Please, Greylady, SOMEBODY kill it with FIRE!

Reservoir Dogs

 * Orange's Girl - T rated.
 * White has a daughter who falls in love with Orange...but what happens when they find out Oranges secret....OFCOrange Au fic. T for language.

Star Wars

 * Fruits of Malice - T rated
 * In an alternate universe, Anakin Skywalker was taken from his mother at the age of four. He was raised as Darth Vader in a loveless, brutal environment. His life takes an interesting turn when he has an encounter with a certain senator from Naboo.

Frankenstein

 * The Love of a Monster. - T rated
 * In a Beauty and the Beast storyline the Frankenstein monster has finally found his last hope in humanity in a young runnaway. Will she have the courage to love the most grotesque monster in the world, or shall she face the fate of all other humanity when

Harry Potter

 * avala black An American at Hogwarts - K+ rated
 * Avala black is the daughter of Sirius black. What happens when both harry and ron fall in love with her? it tears their friendship apart! Read and review plz! HP/OC!  The first chapter's an overview of her Sue. 


 * Friend and Fiend are only one letter away - T rated
 * Tara Rin Hyers just moved to London from Japan. She goes to Hogwarts amd meets the Weasley twins and Luna Lovegood. But she also meets Draco Malfoy. Tara boards the LOVE train toot! toot! Summary sucks... Just R&R okay? DMOC FWOC GWOC


 * Harry and Abby Potter in The Sorcerer Stone. - K rated
 * MarySue, it's very much like the first one because everything has to be explained. Flammers and others who don't like MarySue don't read, just don't. For those who wanted them back up, here ya go.


 * Harry and Abby Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. - K+ rated
 * It's a Mary Sue, don't like don't read. Flamers keep your thoughts to yourselves. Harry and Abby are in for a wild year, when Abby changes for life can they still figure out who's petrifying Muggle borns and try to avoid an annoying new teacher?


 * Harry and Abby and the Prisoner of Azkaban. - K+ rated
 * Yes, it's a Mary Sue, you don't like don't read. Flammers keep your thoughts to yourselves. Anyway, Harry and Abby deal with Dementors, Sirius Black, an annoying Malfoy, and a werewolf for a teacher.


 * Harry and Abby Potter and the Goblet of Fire. - K+ rated
 * Mary Sue story, don't like don't read. Flammers keep thoughts to yourselves. Harry and Abby just want to have a normal year at Hogwarts. Doesn't happen, they get pulled into a dangerous tournament, Abby gets a boyfriend and both have to dance.


 * Harry and Abby Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. - K+ rated
 * Yep MarySue, don't like don't read. Flamers keep thoughts to yourselves. Harry and Abby are back once again and with a teacher who hates Abby, O.W.L.s coming up and having extra lessons with Snape they're going to have an interesting year.


 * Harry and Abby Potter and the Half Blood Prince. - K+ rated
 * Yes it's a Mary Sue, don't like don't read. Flamers keep your thoughts to your self. And yes it's a redo. Harry's got a new book, he's been made Quidditch captain and Dumbledore wants them both to take private lessons with him.


 * Harry Potter and a Vampire's Fight. - T rated
 * Harry gets turned by a vampire one night when he is eight. Follow him through his life as he learns how to control his powers. not sure on rating yet. not dure on pairing either.


 * not afraid. - K+ rated
 * war against Voldemort requires extra help for Harrry, but what happens when the strongest weapon has connections to death eaters that involve a broken heart and a family lie? Draco&Yvonne&Ron! Cat fights, Lies and stupidness... R&R!


 * Sanctuary. - T rated
 * HPxHG oneshot! Ginny bashing… They were chasing him and he needed to get back to his sanctuary. He desperately needed to get back to her… back to his home.


 * The Marauderettes. - T rated
 * In Lily’s 6th year, she has a bet with James Potter. Is random and funny. NOW Preparing for PreNEWTS is killing everyone. Oh and the drama! Cheating, pranking, and angry people! Stupid Beathmore. R&R! JPLE, SBOC, RLOC, OCOC


 * The Double Life of Hermione Granger REWritten T rated
 * Hermione Granger has the double life of a teen popstar loved by millions abbigal montana.But at hogwarts no one knows her secerte not even the headmaster himself.Harry Potter version of hannah montana .featuring Jackson as Hermione's bro and ricco.READ!


 * Wanting Something More. - T rated
 * Brittany Zabini had it all, money, power, Draco Malfoy lusting after her. She didn't want any of it. A possible arranged marragige is thrown in and Brittany has to fight it, by falling in love with her 'fiancee's' rival? Better sum. inside. HPOC.


 * Withering Rose - T rated
 * Rose is dubledore's niece,he pulls her out of her school after her parents dissappear ,she transferes to hogwarts.HPOC


 * Why Mione Hates Ron. - K rated
 * Ron is crude and stupid. A Ronbashing fic.


 * Saving Connor. - M rated
 * AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows...

Lord of the Rings canon

 * Falling Tears (Revised). - M rated
 * My own version of how and why Boromir betrayed the Fellowship, in a revised story. This is not for Boromir fans! A/L Slash! Part 1 of the 2-part ending is now up. Final chapter coming soon...


 * Possessed - K+ rated
 * While in the way to success of the fellowship, Legolas starts to act very odd. He starts being disloyal to his friends on and off, and seems to loose control of his mind and body. Whats happening to the elf?
 * Non-canon location, non-canon flowers, Unicorns, mini-Balrogs, and rampant OOCness. Enjoy.


 * Reasons To Fight, Reasons To Wed. - M rated
 * An AU where Legolas and Aragorn are married but face a threat from Meron, who wants Legolas for himself! New chapter!


 * When Eyes Meet Eyes. - M rated
 * Sequel to 'Little Stranger'! Elrond and Legolas must contend with their forbidden love. Rated R! Elrond/Legolas slash! Finally updated!


 * Nadia's Journey - M rated
 * This couldn’t be right. It can’t be right. Of all the dreams that I have dreamt, this one sure does feel real to me however, this is no dream. Following, what I thought wasn’t real, the fellowship to save middle-Earth I start to understand.AU,Beta Natalya


 * A new pet
 * Glorfindel is finally old enough to have his own pet M/M


 * Night Flowers
 * Thranduil travels to intercept his son, instead he finds something to ease his heart in troubled times. Anal, COMPLETE, HJ, M/M, OC, Oral, SoloM


 * Silver Strings
 * Haldir visits Imladris, Lindir benfits. HJ, M/M


 * Searching Through Forbidden Leaves
 * Young Aragorn has been warned to never enter Mirkwood. However he is determined to find out why and with that comes consequences. Aragorn/Legolas, Aragorn/Haldir M/M, Lemon, Anal, AU, Oral, Slash, WIP


 * A Father's Responsibilities
 * Elrond decides to teach his sons the error of their ways! M/M, BDSM, Inc, Oral, Rim, Slash I repaired the problem at the end of chapter 3. The full chapter is now up!!


 * Handcuffs
 * Sex Language, PWP, Slash, Anal, Bond, Rim


 * Ringspell
 * The Fellowship takes a detour into Mirkwood, where dark secrets are revealved about their Elven companion... Angst, Language, WIP, Slash, Inc, Anal, H/C, Lime, N/C, Oral

Redwall

 * Katera the Seer. - T rated
 * Katera finds love and heartbreak. Rated T to be safe.


 * The Assasin's Bride. - K+ rated
 * It has been years since Salamandastron was challenged by Feragho the Assassin. Dumble has told the story many times, but one of the young ones has a pressing question about Ferahgo's past that can only be answered when a feeble old fox knocks on the Abbey


 * Don Juan Triumphant - K rated
 * Cluny tries to keep his sanity as he plots to take over Redwall using a Spanish speaking pilot!


 * Backlash's Story - T rated
 * Who is Backlash? She is the haremaid who fought disguised as a male, the one who helped defeat Yuki and she is the one who helped end the Great Ragnarok and Torquoi war. Rated T for language.

Doctor Who/Torchwood

 * Cardiff Blues - T rated
 * People are going missing off the streets of Cardiff. Is it kidnapping or something more serious? The Torchwood team investigate while a pizza delivery boy gets caught up in the mystery. R&R -- Gary Stu!


 * Torchwood? - M rated
 * Abbi's mother is sick.She has no one else besides her.she's never know her father but she will soon.


 * A tin heart can bleed too - T rated
 * In which K-9 and Mickey do stuff that they really, really shouldn't. (Please note that this is not entirely serious... unless Dog/Mickey slash is your cup of tea, in which case please don't try and be my friend). Oh yeah, contains spoilers-ish for School reunion and Girl in the Fireplace

Heroes

 * From Dreams to Reality: Devils and Angels Part 1 - T rated
 * After Sylar escaped the first time what would happen if he was captured again becasue of a girl. Will she save him or let him die to save the world. SylarOC

Power Rangers

 * Dino Thunder: A Shade of Green. - T rated
 * Kaylee Hanson moves to Reefside to experience high school normality after being in Blue Bay Harbor. However, normal is not what she finds when she, along with Kira, Conner and Ethan become Power Rangers and are dragged into a battle against Mesogog. This is the same Sue as the Ninja Storm one, but by a different author and using the next series in the Power Rangers continuum.


 * Now What? - T rated
 * Conner's cousin comes to visit...but that's only the tip of a very large iceburg.


 * Power Rangers Ninja Storm: Redone. - T rated
 * Instead of only having one girl on the ninja storm team, what would have happened in the series if there were two girls, Tori and Kaylee. How would things have been different?

Prison Break

 * The Impossible Becomes Possible - K+ rated
 * A woman in Fox River? Is that even possible? What has this woman done to get sent to an all men prison? Could she have been set up by the company the same as Lincoln Burrows? Read to find out!

Stargate SG-1/Atlantis

 * The Colonel's Niece - K+ rated
 * John always knew that if anything happened to his brother and sister in law he would be Alex's guardian. He just always wished it would never happen. Review! Eventual RononOC and Sheyla.


 * The Last of them - T rated
 * while the Atlantis expibition was expoloring the city they come across a mysterious girl in stasis. Could she really be the answer to a long lost prophecy and the last of the Ancients. Or is she a long awaited trap set by the Wraith to destroy Atlantis


 * My Friend The Wraith - T rated
 * A little girl befirends a wraith child, and then they are torn apart. When they meet again they are thrown into a veritable sea of adventures, rife with trouble and neardeath experiences.


 * Trial and Torture - T rated
 * A girl OC gets shipped to Atlantis where she falls for one and is wanted by another. SGASG1 Xover mostly Atlantis with some SG1.If you don't like torture sorry. 1st chapter is a bit slow, it gets better! R&R please REVISED

Fable

 * The Never Ending Battle. - T rated
 * Taking place 14 years after the events of Fable, our main hero has a son and becomes the Guild Master. Will the son fallow in his path? What enemies and old friends will return? I update frequently. Read! Thank you.


 * THE PLAYSTATION DIAMOND SISTERS PART 1 FABLE - K rated
 * THE PLAYSTATION DIAMOND SISTERS GO TO FABLE

Fire Emblem

 * Persons Unknown. - T rated
 * An assassin is stalking the camp! Chapter 24: Florina finally tells Fiora of her dreams. X and Lyndis are stranded in the mountains of Bern with a storm closing in and so the two take shelter. Will they survive the night? Will they survive each other?


 * The Battle Wizard. - T rated
 * A tactician with a mission that will send him everywhere across the continent of Elibe to fulfill. 'Classic' MarkLyn... EliwoodNinian... Hector? Need suggestion


 * If I Fall. - T rated
 * I was one of the brightest strategists Crimea had seen in years. One would think that I would be able to outsmart the evil that was the plague the land. One would be wrong.

Half-Life

 * Life of a Terrorist: CounterStrike. - T rated
 * "i rule" -  Seriously, that's the summary on The Pit. 


 * Halflife:FullLife Consequences 2:WhatHasTobeDone - T rated
 * John Freeman has to kill evil next boss and live up to fulllife consequences

Halo

 * Destruction of Balance - T rated
 * A year after Halo 3 two ships go missing orbiting a strange planet. The Arbiter teams up with the mysterious woman Kassie to discover the reason behind the strange dissapearance. Is there perhaps a new enemy? And is the flood really gone? MCxCortana R&R

Kingdom Hearts

 * A Fangirl Invasion - T rated
 * Two rabid KH fangirls get sucked into the world they wuvv so much! I stink at summaries, so Read it!


 * Kingdom Hearts III: The Final Keyblade Master K+ rated
 * Ugh, I suppose I'll leave this abomination up. Feel free to continue it if you'd like... though I doubt anyone would.  Always a good sign. 


 * Kingdom Hearts III: The Reawakening - T rated
 * Sora is no where to be found, the Heartless are consuming worlds and a new foe has risen. Can the new Keyblade Master save the universe while falling in love?


 * Immortality In Fickle Affection As high an M rating as possible.
 * Starts out as standard yaoi smut until it starts introducing all the world's most screwed up crap ever.


 * Save Me - T rated
 * Trinity, a younge teenage girl, is abused by her parents, until Organization XIII hires this girl, promising to free her of her home... of course, there's some twists she didn't expect...


 * Light, Darkness, Nothing, and Love - T rated
 * Two friends that existed on a world that was taken over by the heartless. They are now on opposite sides of the chess board. What are they to do? One works for Organization XIII. The other aids Sora and the denizens of light. How will this game play out?


 * Love a nobody? - M rated
 * Freanix, Freyax, and Frixie are sisters and join Org. XIII but what will happen when new girls join into an organization that is practically all guys! naughtiness later in chapters teehee


 * Missing Pieces - T rated
 * When Larxene died, another member joined Organization XIII in her place. When an early, unspoken attack on the Organization attack, she disappeared. This is her story. [RoxasOC.semiOOC]


 * The Heart Sees Things that the Eyes Cannot - M rated
 * Organization XIII gets a new member to replace XIII. Just who is Kirux? spoilers and yaoi in later chapters


 * In Darkness - K+ rated
 * A girl without a past is chased by Saïx of Organization XIII. When being told by Axel to defeat Sora, she sets out not only to find him but to find her past as well. What happens when a silver haired boy comes into the picture?

Kirby

 * snow white queen - M rated.
 * a gofic story about Ivyna Arachnophobia Dementia Bloom and her advinturz in kabiy land aginst meat night, or doz she luv him!11
 * Note: This story seems to just be a cheap imitator of My Immortal, but nonetheless, here it is.

Metal Gear Solid

 * Metal Gear Solid: Fight of Metal Gears - T rated
 * Jake Snake who is Solid Snakes son has to fight metal gears now becaus Solid Snake is dead

Myst

 * Bedding - Rated T.
 * Sirrus and Achenar wake up and wonder just what happened before they went to sleep and how they got that makeup on them. One-poster/short story. Written: 02/13/07

Tales of Symphonia

 * GrandKid - T rated
 * Due to a unfortunate disaster, Kratos is left to care for his grandchild. Years after, the girl meets all kinds of people and starts an odyssey of her own.


 * The Road to Hell - M rated
 * Sometimes good intentions don't end up quite the way you wanted them to. And sometimes, it's not necessarily a bad thing. Kratos, as he falls from grace. [Kratos x Lloyd, slash, spoilers]