Sue Colour Spectrum

The Sue Colour Spectrum consists of colours which are impossible1 in the normal world, but common amongst Sues. They are notoriously eye-burning.

=The Sue Colours=

Blello
This was first recorded as appearing in the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy, along with Wilver. Its first appearance was during the Canonquake in the first year, where the title of the fifth Harry Potter book was made known. After that, it became one of the colours of HFA. It was used during the fanwriter Quidditch matches as the colour of one team's uniform.

Blello is described as being a disgusting combination of turquoise and yellow.

Crimsun
The signature colour of the Baker St Fanfiction Acadamy, described as "a disturbing mixture of hot pink, lime green, and orange".

Glose
Glose is a sort of golden rose. This colour is common in Suvian-influenced sunsets.

Rolky-Mose
Rolky-mose is a vision-blurring creamy pink colour that makes all around it seem paler and fuzzier in comparison. It is a common skin colour for Sues and canon characters gettin' it on with Sues, where is is usually described as 'milky rose'.

Urple
Urple is in the Sue Colour Spectrum, and is one of the colours associated with badfic, especially Mary Sues. It's basically the ugliest possible mixture of pink and purple and is capable of blinding unsuspecting people. It's also a common Sue eye colour, particularly when combined with wilver.

Urple was first mentioned in Miss Cam's Official Fanfiction University of Middle-earth. In OFUM and other OFUs, urple is often used to torment unsuspecting students. There have been several incidents involving urple paint in OFUM, most notably the painting of Sauron and Morgoth's possessions, which led to the short-lived Great Morgoth/Sauron Alliance. This deed, and several others, were committed by two mysterious figures known as the Urple Bandits. The identity of these two has never been confirmed openly, but they are widely believed to be Merry and Pippin.

Wilver
Akin to urple, this unappealing colour was created at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy. It is described as the ugliest possible combination of white and silver.

=Real Life Sue Colours=

If you're especially masochistic or have been taken hostage by your Morbid Curiosity, you may see many of these Sue colours and more in the music video for ATC's I'm In Heaven. Glopsnerch and sunglasses are suggested before viewing.

This video consists of various Mary Sues, Marty Stus and several Cute Animal Friends frolicking in a Sue-world to very irritating music.

1: The above video proves this wrong. Very wrong.