Scorpia Lotus

Scorpia is the founding agent of the Department of Cool and Unusual Punishment, as it was before it was reassigned as a division of Floaters. He had never heard of TV Tropes when he chose its name and thus thought he was being terribly clever and original. Scorpia started life as a Marty Stu. This might explain a lot.

His partner is Agent Twiggy Papaya. He is written by Twiggy.

Mission Reports
Home: Department of Cool and Unusual Punishment

Partnered with Twiggy

 * "From My World to Yours" (Lord of the Rings)
 * In which our heroes are introduced, slay a Spongebob-loving LotR 'Sue and snag a poor unsuspecting recruit.
 * "It's My Life" (Harry Potter)
 * In which a terrible Harry Potter songfic is put to death.